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Durante la guerra de las Dos Rosas, Edmund Plantagenet asesina accidentalmente al rey Ricardo III de Inglaterra. Ricardo IV accede al trono y Edmund, como su hijo, se convierte en príncipe, adoptando el nombre de La Víbora Negra.
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00:00History has known great liars.
00:03Copernicus, Goebbels, Saint Raphael the Liar,
00:09but none as infamous as the Tudor king, Henry VII.
00:14It was he who rewrote history to introduce his predecessor, Richard III,
00:18like a deformed maniac who killed his nephews in the tower.
00:25But the truth is that Ricardo was a kind and caring man.
00:28who loved his young pupils very much.
00:33Look what I brought you.
00:35Particularly Richard, Duke of York, who grew up to be a strong young man.
00:42Henry also claimed to have won the Battle of Bosworth and to have killed Richard III.
00:49But the truth is very different, for it was Richard the Duke of York
00:52who became king after Bosworth
00:55and reigned for thirteen glorious years under the name of Richard IV.
00:59As to who actually killed Richard III
01:02and how Henry Tudor, defeated, saved his life,
01:05Everything is revealed in this first chapter of a story never told before.
01:09The story of...
01:11The black viper
01:12The black viper
01:12The black viper
01:15The omen.
01:45Eve of the Battle of Bosworth, August 21, 1485.
02:13Silence! Silence!
02:15In the name of the king!
02:20Now the summer of our sweet contentment is winter covered by Tudor clouds.
02:29And I am not made for the war of grim face.
02:32I who am poorly formed and lack true majesty.
02:41I have to fight to free sweet England.
02:46I pray for your victory and that the enemies go to hell.
02:53Hurrah!
02:54Hurrah!
02:55Hurrah!
02:55Hooray definitely!
02:57Who is that?
03:03I don't know, sir.
03:05I'll ask my son.
03:07Harry!
03:08Who is that?
03:10He's your other son, milon.
03:12He's my other son, sir.
03:14Will he fight with us tomorrow?
03:15What's it called?
03:20Edmund.
03:21Edna!
03:23Will you fight with us tomorrow?
03:26Oh no!
03:27Impossible!
03:28Tomorrow I have to fight the enemy.
03:29You won't put it near me, will you?
03:41No, no, man.
03:42I'm bad among the rabble.
03:44Oh, arrow meat!
03:46Exactly.
03:51What a fool!
03:54Percy, did you see how the king greeted me especially?
03:58No, by my side.
03:59I've seen it, milon.
04:02And may I know what your name is?
04:05My name is Baldrick, milon.
04:07Then I'll call you...
04:09Baldrick.
04:11And I will call you a million, a million.
04:15Know?
04:16I really like your style, my friend.
04:19Would you like to be my squire in tomorrow's battle?
04:23Tomorrow will be a great day for us, the nobles.
04:26Not if we lose, Percy.
04:27If we lose, I'll be cut into little pieces, my arm will end up in Essex, my back in Norfolk, and my genitals nailed to a tree in Rutland.
04:36No, my dear, with you in charge we can't lose.
04:41We could lose if we wanted to see.
04:44We won't lose, Percy.
04:46And I will show everyone that I am a man.
04:50Is that your name, Milon?
04:51And how will I prove it, Percy?
04:54Let them go to the Rutland tree.
04:57Let's see if the face understands me, right?
04:59My enemies will prove it by running to the bathroom in terror.
05:03Hurrah!
05:04Hurrah!
05:04And now a toast.
05:06May the brave men who wear armor tomorrow remember to go to the bathroom before putting it on in the morning.
05:13I can already hear the roar of battle echoing in my ears.
05:21On the attack again, my faithful soldiers!
05:25Back on the attack!
05:28Nail their most private parts to a tree in Rutland!
05:34Let blood, blood, blood be your motive!
05:40Cut off their gizzards!
05:43Well, let's just say there's going to be a certain amount of... violence going on here.
05:52But at least we know it's for a good cause.
05:57TRUE?
05:59And the gentlemen of London, even in bed, their manhood is worth absolutely nothing.
06:07Those who are not here with me, consider yourselves cursed.
06:12We will triumph!
06:15Because the big day has arrived!
06:18No!
06:35Edmund.
06:38Edmund.
06:38Mom, what do you want?
06:42But you didn't want to go into battle this morning.
06:50Oh my God, it's eleven o'clock!
06:52Milo!
06:53Milo!
06:54What do you want?
06:57Where is the battle?
06:58At a place called Bosworth!
06:59Oh!
07:00Damn, damn!
07:01It's my first battle since I hit puberty!
07:02Here it is, Milo!
07:03Onward, Valdrick, to glory!
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:07Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:09Ah!
07:10Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:12Damn, damn!
07:13It's my first battle since I hit puberty!
07:20Here it is, Milo!
07:21Go ahead, Valdrick!
07:23To glory!
07:23Valtry, to glory!
07:36Oh...
07:38I'm not sure they need us, Valtry.
07:42Everything seems to be going very well, don't you think?
07:46Everyone is struggling.
07:48And it's clear they're having the time of their lives.
07:52But...
07:53There are people there who don't fight.
07:55They are lying on the ground.
07:58They're dead, my love.
08:03Tango has made me feel bad.
08:05Excuse me for a moment, Valtry?
08:14Majesty!
08:15Have you lost your steed?
08:17Take mine!
08:18No, no, no.
08:20If I've won the battle and saved my kingdom, I guess I can find some horses.
08:25True, my noble lord!
08:26I'll see you at the castle!
08:28So be it.
08:32A horse!
08:35A horse!
08:37My kingdom for a horse!
08:40Who is that?
08:41Hey!
08:42That's my horse!
08:43Hey!
08:44That's my horse!
08:45Ah!
08:46Yeah!
08:48Ah!
08:50Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54That's my horse!
08:55That's my horse!
09:07This is how you will learn.
09:14You won't do it again, will you?
09:19It makes better sense, Ricardo.
09:25What is that, my lord?
09:34Oh, mother, Richard III!
09:38What have you done?
09:41Hurry, hurry, hurry!
09:45Put his head on!
09:49Come on!
09:55My lord, someone is approaching!
10:01Come on!
10:02Come on!
10:20Hey, do you want to wait? Wait!
10:22Wait!
10:25Very good.
10:29In the head!
10:31Don't you have two?
10:32Oh, but I have to carry everything!
10:34Persy, you flea-brained son of a bitch!
10:42Where have you been?
10:44I just proved that I am a man.
10:47Look what I found.
10:49Oh, thank God!
10:50Hurry, Percy, hurry!
10:52Leave it there!
10:53Let's go!
10:53No, no, no, I found it.
10:54It's mine!
10:55What do you say?
10:56Give it to me now!
10:57I'll use it as proof that I killed a noble!
11:00And what noble, if I may ask?
11:05Well the truth is, the king!
11:14Hurry, hurry!
11:17Lost!
11:18All is lost!
11:20That?
11:21Hey!
11:22Hey!
11:23Oh my God!
11:24Let's get out of here!
11:25Leave me with you!
11:27Take your hands off me!
11:29If you leave me here, I'll die!
11:31And if you don't leave me alone, I'll kill you myself!
11:35Leave it here!
11:36I'll give you money!
11:39I will give you ten thousand sovereigns!
11:50Mother!
11:51Edwin, dear, how have you been?
11:53In a few seconds, Henry, Tudor will be at our gates!
11:57Edwin, I'm not ready.
11:59I haven't bathed yet.
12:01Mother, Henry, he's our enemy!
12:03When his men arrive, they will rape you and all the women in the castle!
12:07Oh ok!
12:09Then I won't change!
12:11My dear!
12:13What do you want?
12:14Hear!
12:18Oh my God!
12:19They're here!
12:21Every man for himself!
12:22To the hills!
12:23No, my lord!
12:25They come from the hills!
12:26Then get away from the hills!
12:28Get off the hills!
12:30If you see any hills, run away!
12:33No problem!
12:34The banners of King Richard are waving!
12:36But that's impossible!
12:38He's dead, isn't he?
12:39King Richard dead?
12:42Yeah!
12:44God knows how!
12:46Now comes the tulips
12:51It's clear that these banners are a clever trick to make us stay.
12:56I'm not sure it's a clever trick.
12:57Well, it's not exactly very clever because we've figured it out.
13:01But it is obvious that they considered it clever when they plotted it.
13:04I don't think they planned it, my lord.
13:05Do you think someone else planned it and they rented it for this occasion?
13:08No, my lord, I don't think it's a trick.
13:10Approaching a castle with another's banners is not a trick
13:13But you don't realize it!
13:16But if he is your father
13:20Who closed this damn door?
13:23Ricardo, if it's you
13:25And who did you want me to be, woman?
13:28I thought it would be Enrique Tulipán
13:30Enrique Tulipán?
13:32Have you lost your mind?
13:35Have you won?
13:36Yes, of course we won!
13:38We have won victory!
13:43Yes of course
13:44And I suppose you don't want to rape me.
13:46Yes, wait a moment
13:49He is insatiable
13:51Three cheers for King Richard!
13:56Hiccup, hiccup!
13:56Hurrah!
13:57Hiccup, hiccup!
13:58Hurrah!
13:59Hiccup, hiccup!
14:00Hurrah!
14:00Hurrah!
14:01Hurrah!
14:02All that's missing is King Richard being here.
14:04And the day will be perfect!
14:08Oh yes!
14:09What a pity he's dead!
14:12That?
14:14Who told you that?
14:16Well, Edmund
14:17Is that true?
14:23Well, I don't know.
14:25Because I wasn't there at the time
14:27But I've been told that...
14:29Well...
14:31I don't even know where he was killed.
14:34I was on the other side of the battlefield
14:37It wasn't next to the house
14:38It wasn't a house
14:41It was a river
14:42But I don't know
14:43Because I wasn't there
14:45They say
14:46Some idiot cut off his head
14:49Or maybe just
14:50They have cut off one of his ears
14:52Yes, I think he was just hurt.
14:55That's it, yes
14:56Or was it someone else?
14:59Yes, I think so.
15:00He wasn't even hurt
15:01Did anyone say he was dead?
15:04Yeah!
15:04That?
15:05It's true, my lord.
15:07I myself have stumbled upon his body
15:09Oh!
15:10Sorry, bleeding heart
15:12Good night
15:14May the angels take you
15:17Thanks, Harry
15:18Thanks, Harry!
15:21Yeah!
15:23We all know who committed this heinous crime.
15:26Isn't it true?
15:31Yeah!
15:32Henry Tudor!
15:34Yes, yes!
15:36Yeah!
15:37Carry freely!
15:40Harry
15:40Call for silence!
15:44Silence!
15:50Long live the king!
15:58Long live the king!
16:01Richard IV!
16:02Today has been like a big stew
16:08Where the flesh of victory has been mixed
16:11With the vile work of Ricardo's death
16:14And the hard bones of the one who killed him
16:17But we have to cover ourselves even from insipid works
16:21May the Lord serve us
16:23In this life, everyone receives what they deserve.
16:28Well, let's kill prisoners.
16:35Pip, ip!
16:36Hurrah!
16:36Pip, ip!
16:37Hurrah!
16:38Pip, ip!
16:39Hurrah!
16:39Hurrah!
16:48Hurrah!
16:50We're saved!
16:52And now I'm a real prince!
16:55Hurrah!
16:56Hooray, hooray!
16:58Imagine how much power!
17:00Our!
17:01All ours!
17:03That?
17:04Your!
17:04All ours!
17:05Your!
17:06Your!
17:06Oh, Edmund!
17:07Here you are
17:08I know it's a bit hasty.
17:11But I would like to get it out soon
17:13The outcome of the battle
17:14Good
17:15Who have you killed today?
17:20Nobody!
17:21Nobody?
17:22Well, then I'll sign you up even if it's a pact
17:26Which, I'm afraid, eliminates you from contention for the Legion of Honor.
17:30Oh, I see!
17:31Sorry, I thought you asked if I killed King Richard.
17:35That?
17:37That?
17:39What did you ask me?
17:41Who have you killed today?
17:43Oh yeah, sure!
17:45Well, let me think.
17:47Pedants!
17:51That?
17:52Interns!
17:54Pedants!
17:58Fellow countrymen!
17:59Yes, there were many countrymen
18:01Although I don't think they count, do they?
18:03Only if there is a tie
18:04In the end
18:05How many have you killed?
18:07Oh, four!
18:10Four
18:10Four hundred!
18:13Hundreds
18:14Four
18:16Hundred
18:18Hundreds
18:19Fifty
18:20Four hundred and fifty?
18:23Good heavens!
18:24Three times more than me?
18:25Yes, I have had some strokes of luck
18:27Any nobles?
18:29Ah, well, nobles
18:31Let's see, let me think.
18:32Lord Coverdale?
18:34Who fought with ours, I think
18:36Yes, I think Lord Coverdale
18:39He saw how he killed
18:41Warwick
18:43Warwick?
18:44The Brave of Leicester?
18:46Yes, that one
18:46It was difficult to finish him off.
18:48I have to confess it
18:49Very difficult
18:50Yes, true.
18:51I killed him today too.
18:52Anyone else?
18:56Let me think
18:57It's hard to remember everyone's names
19:01Yes, well
19:02Here is a list of the lords
19:03That no one has been awarded yet
19:05Hey, Roger de Ran
19:07Oh, Ran's
19:08Yes, yes, that's mine, yes
19:09Lord Thomas of Devon?
19:11Oh yes, with a backhand
19:12Lord Jevil?
19:14Yes, with a low blow
19:15It's splendid, Edmund
19:18Gorgeous
19:19Hey, what about the Bishop of Bath & Wales?
19:21That one will never walk again.
19:23And he will do the service of thanksgiving
19:26Bud
19:28And Wales
19:29Oh, Lord Percy
19:32Edmund told me
19:34That you arrived late to the battle
19:36So it makes no sense
19:37Ask your points
19:39No?
19:39No
19:40I don't know
19:42Now I can relax
19:49Who the hell is that?
19:55Well
19:56Do you remember the dying man who came to the hunt?
19:59The one I told you clearly
20:01That you would not bring to the castle under any circumstances
20:03Yes, that one
20:05What are you doing in my bed?
20:08Well
20:08He says he is very rich
20:10And I thought that if we cure it, it might
20:12May he reward us
20:14No
20:14Wait
20:15I think I have an idea.
20:18If he is a rich man
20:20And we healed it
20:22He may reward us
20:25Very clever, my Lord.
20:28Very good idea
20:29Thanks, Baldrick
20:30And what did you expect?
20:34After all
20:35Who has the quickest mind in the kingdom?
20:38Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
20:40And who is the most daring rider in the kingdom?
20:43Prince Edmund
20:44Duke of Edinburgh
20:46And who is the bravest swordsman in the kingdom?
20:49Don't tell me
20:50Wait
20:51Don't tell me
20:51Prince Edmund
20:53Duke of Edinburgh
20:54Exactly
20:55Exactly
20:56Oh
20:56How will I be known from now on?
20:59I will call myself
21:03The black turnip
21:05My Lord
21:08Something like the black viper
21:11Wouldn't that sound better?
21:13No
21:13Wait
21:15I think I have a better idea.
21:18What do you think?
21:19The viper
21:21Black?
21:22What do you think of the black viper?
21:25What do you think of the black viper?
21:27What do you think of the black viper?
21:28That!
21:31That pair!
21:33That!
21:42Perfect!
21:43Very clever, my Lord.
21:54Oh, thank you, Valdez
21:56Yes, yes, yes
21:57Very clever, my Lord.
21:59Thanks, Pes
22:00You are smarter than your father, my Lord.
22:03And he passes a head to Richard III
22:06Yeah?
22:07Are you trying to be funny?
22:11No, no, my Lord
22:13It's just an example of something you would never do naturally.
22:19Out of that
22:21Yes, my Lord
22:22You're still here, huh?
22:43Yeah
22:44One moment
22:50Haven't we met somewhere?
22:54Don't know
22:55I think I've seen you before too.
22:59Of course.
23:00I am Prince Edmund
23:02Son of Richard IV
23:04And who are you?
23:06Well, I'm nobody
23:08Are you nobody?
23:09Aren't you rich?
23:10No
23:10Yes, I am immensely rich
23:13I am a rich man
23:15Very modest
23:17Who wishes to remain anonymous
23:20He better be rich
23:22Bring me your money
23:23Get well and leave my house.
23:25Is that clear?
23:36Yes, very nice
23:37Hello how are you?
23:48Hello
23:48Hello
23:50My God
23:52I expected to find you like this.
23:55In this way
23:57Sitting, you say?
23:59Yes, yes, that's it.
24:01Sitting
24:02God, look
24:04But if you are sitting
24:05Yeah
24:06I hadn't seen you sitting down.
24:08From
24:09Since yesterday?
24:12Oh, it was yesterday
24:13My God
24:16Well
24:18How did the battle go?
24:21Good
24:21Only someone cut off my head
24:23But apart from that
24:24Everything went very well
24:25And how are you, Edna?
24:28Edmund
24:28Oh, your father told me Edna
24:30Oh, no, no
24:31Well, Edna
24:32Filthy worm
24:33And despicable
24:35How are you?
24:37How kind
24:38For taking an interest in me, Your Majesty
24:40I'm very well
24:41AND...
24:42AND...
24:43I'm so glad to see you.
24:45Because frankly...
24:47Yeah?
24:48Well, well
24:49Frankly
24:50Or you look very good
24:53Frankly what?
24:54Spit it out, you damn, disgusting reptile.
24:58Well, frankly
25:01We all thought you were dead.
25:03Frankly
25:05I am
25:06Forward
25:11No
25:12Do not pass
25:13Why not?
25:15Is there anyone there with you?
25:18Not quite
25:20Is she a woman?
25:21No
25:22Is he a man?
25:23Is he a man?
25:24Oh yes!
25:30He's a man!
25:32Have you doubted, Edmund?
25:35It's not a goat, is it?
25:37No!
25:38Of course it's not a goat!
25:39Well
25:40Well let me in.
25:41See you later, Edna
25:43We'll see each other later.
25:45You have...
25:53Transportation?
25:54You might want to use my horse again.
25:57It's not like you've used it before.
26:00I'm coming
26:03Are you okay, Edmund?
26:11Oh, you look like you've seen a ghost.
26:15Yeah?
26:17Well, hurry up then.
26:19They are waiting for you at the banquet
26:20Hey, Mom
26:22You won't tell anyone that I slept in this morning?
26:26You won't tell anyone, will you?
26:28What do you say, Edmund?
26:31Do I tell people that Harry is afraid of spoons?
26:34Or that your father has very small private parts?
26:39Oh, Mom!
26:41Go!
26:43Go!
26:43What hurts me the most is that you lie to me.
26:52I ran him through with my sword
27:04And then...
27:05Sorry I'm late
27:07High!
27:09How dare you sit there?
27:12It was King Richard's chair
27:14It would insult his spirit
27:15No, no, sorry
27:20That's it, find another chair.
27:23Stinking dog's hand
27:25How many prisoners do we have left, Harry?
27:35I haven't counted them
27:36But about a dozen, my lord.
27:38Then send reinforcements to my room.
27:40Do you want them hanged?
27:41No, I want them fresh.
27:42I have to exercise my left hand
27:44Okay, I'll send you two for the left hand.
27:46And two to the right
27:48I wish Uncle Ricky was here.
27:52Don't come to me with nonsense
27:54Tonight, my friends
28:02We have gathered to celebrate a great victory
28:06And mourn a great loss
28:09A toast to our triumph
28:13To our triumph!
28:15And I cast a royal curse
28:17Against the one who killed Ricardo
28:19Our noble king
28:21It was him!
28:25Silence in the background!
28:27Whoever it is!
28:29It was him!
28:30Edna!
28:30Wherever you are!
28:32It's over there in the background!
28:33We'll smash him to bits!
28:35What are you waiting for, stupid?
28:37It's there!
28:38It wasn't me!
28:39Who said that?
28:40A route that killed me yesterday afternoon!
28:42It wasn't me!
28:43And who was it?
28:44It was Edmund who interrupted us, my lord!
28:46Hang that worm!
28:49I demand silence!
28:51No!
28:51Another toast
28:55For the late King Richard
28:57Oh my God!
28:59Flatterer!
29:00Gentlemen!
29:01For King Richard!
29:03Thank you
29:04Thank you
29:06Thank you so much
29:07For all this nonsense
29:09Thank you
29:10But this is the last time you see me.
29:11Although you haven't seen me much.
29:14And now I ask for silence
29:19Let's continue
29:20With the ceremony of desecration
29:22Bring the portrait of the pretender to the throne
29:26Henry Tudor
29:28Oh my God!
29:37No!
29:48Good night
29:49Where is Henry Tudor?
29:53Meh!
29:55No!
29:58Where is?
29:59Where is?
30:03Oooh!
30:04Oh, thank you, sir!
30:17No, no, no, no.
30:47Hail, hail, hail, ruler of men, rapist of women, murderer of kings.
30:55Step aside, you deformed old women.
30:58Don't be surprised.
30:59Don't let fear overcome you.
31:02Don't let terror paralyze you.
31:06Why have you shown me unclean visions?
31:10We bring you good news.
31:12What good news could such decrepit messengers bring?
31:17Today has brought you misfortune.
31:20But one day...
31:21Oh, glorious day!
31:24Some day!
31:25Oh, happy day!
31:30Yeah?
31:31You will be the king!
31:36Oh yeah?
31:37Yeah!
31:40Majesty!
31:42Those are new, yes.
31:46God bless you and the devil, you trio of toothless vultures!
31:51History!
31:52Here I go!
31:54Ah!
31:55Ah!
31:55Ah!
31:55Ah!
31:56Ah!
31:56Ah!
31:56Ah!
31:57Ah!
31:58Ah!
31:59Ah!
32:00Ah!
32:01Ah!
32:02Ah!
32:03Ah!
32:04Ah!
32:05Ah!
32:06Ah!
32:07Ah!
32:08Ah!
32:09Ah!
32:10Ah!
32:11Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:13Ah!
32:14Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:16Ah!
32:17Ah!
32:18Ah!
32:19Ah!
32:20Ah!
32:21Ah!
32:22Ah!
32:23Ah!
32:24Ah!
32:25Ah!
32:26Ah!
32:27Ah!
32:28Ah!
32:29Ah!
32:30Ah!
32:31Ah!
32:32Blackadder, his horse is blacker than a wolf
32:37His horse is blacker than his cattle
32:41Blackadder, blackadder
32:45With many a cunning plan
32:49Blackadder, blackadder
32:53You horrid little man
32:58It's not what I expected.
33:03I thought he was rude.
33:05I thought Henry Tudor would be more handsome
33:09Yes, it looks Jewish.
33:11It's not like the other one that passed by a moment ago.
33:15Oh!
33:18We're idiots!
33:21We were wrong!
33:23We were wrong!
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