00:00Now then, who have you got left?
00:03Our third teams from Norfolk, their mother and son, Heather and John Goodrum.
00:16And you're Heather...
00:18Goodrum.
00:18Goodrum, like Captain Morgan.
00:21Yeah.
00:21Yes, yeah, Christmas spirit.
00:23Right, you're married to Jack for 41 years.
00:2541.
00:26And where did you meet him?
00:27I met him at a Norwich dance.
00:29Yes.
00:29And he was there with another young lady.
00:31Oh, was he?
00:32And I was there on my own.
00:33Yes.
00:33And I thought, right, I'll have some of this.
00:36And he took me home.
00:38But then afterwards, I found out that he took the other girl home as well.
00:41No.
00:41After that, he went back.
00:43Oh, so you two girls had a good rum for your money?
00:45Yeah.
00:45What?
00:46A good rum is more like red rum.
00:49Has he had any irritating habits at all, darling?
00:51Oh, several.
00:52Oh, has he?
00:52One in particular, he rolls his shirt sleeves up.
00:56Yeah.
00:56And leaves them up when he puts them in the wash bin.
00:57Oh, it drives women mad, doesn't it?
01:00I've cured it, though.
01:01Are you cured it?
01:01Why?
01:02Yeah.
01:02I buy short-sleeved shirts.
01:05Good girl, good girl.
01:06I buy him cufflinks for Christmas.
01:08Right.
01:09Do you have Merry Christmases with him?
01:10Usually, there is one in particular that we didn't, though.
01:13We've had a little barn, and you know how it is.
01:14You have a little...
01:15Yeah, a little tip.
01:16A little hoo-ha.
01:17Yeah.
01:17And I took the kids to bed early.
01:19Yeah.
01:19And we left him downstairs, and he fell asleep watching telly.
01:22Yeah.
01:22And two balloons went off, bang.
01:24Yeah.
01:25And he thought I'd shot him.
01:26LAUGHTER
01:27Well, over to your son, John.
01:31Good rum.
01:31Good rum as well.
01:32Does your other half, Debbie, have any irritating habits?
01:35She does, yes.
01:36She laughs like a brain donkey.
01:38Yeah.
01:38And she has very, very peculiar feet.
01:40Yeah, you sure they're not hooves?
01:42LAUGHTER
01:43Who would you like to meet the most?
01:46Oh, that's got to be the great Mr. Rolf Harris.
01:48Rolf Harris?
01:48Yes.
01:48Do you know any of his songs at all?
01:50Probably my favourite is Timey Kangaroo Danceport.
01:53All right.
01:53Would you like to do a bit of it?
01:54Yeah, go on then.
01:55Use the board.
01:56All right, yep.
01:56Good.
01:57OK, fine.
01:58And put that on as well.
02:01Yeah, but don't put it under his nose, Rosie.
02:04She's putting his glasses under his nose.
02:06LAUGHTER
02:07OK, OK.
02:13There's an old Australian, lying, dying.
02:21And he gets himself up on the one elbow
02:22and takes a look at his mates who get around and he says,
02:25Watch me wallaby feed, mate.
02:27Watch me wallaby feed.
02:30They're a dangerous breed, mate.
02:32So watch me.
02:33LAUGHTER
02:34APPLAUSE
02:34LAUGHTER
02:35LAUGHTER
02:35LAUGHTER
02:36LAUGHTER
02:37LAUGHTER
02:39LAUGHTER
02:40LAUGHTER
02:41LAUGHTER
02:42LAUGHTER
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44LAUGHTER
02:45LAUGHTER
02:46LAUGHTER
02:47Thank you all day for this.
02:49LAUGHTER
02:49I look forward to you in this place.
02:52Oh, Rob.
02:53He's such a fan.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56OK, thank you, Rob Harris.
02:58LAUGHTER
02:59And we'll see you later.
03:00Come on, mate.
03:01Come on, mate.
03:02Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03APPLAUSE
03:04APPLAUSE
03:04APPLAUSE
03:05All right, who have we got left, Rosie?
03:11Our four's teams from Berkshire and Derbyshire,
03:14their mother and son, June Crofts and Andy Bailey.
03:17APPLAUSE
03:18Right, just there and on that one.
03:27There's Will, and how are you?
03:28Welcome, welcome.
03:29Now, you're June...
03:31Crofts.
03:31Crofts.
03:32Oh, Crofts.
03:32Are you the original?
03:33I am, yes.
03:34I see.
03:34Good.
03:35And what do you do?
03:36I'm a cashier at a service station.
03:38A cashier at a service station, I see.
03:39And you're married to Phil, so it's Phil and Phil-er-up.
03:43I don't think anybody's listening to me at the moment.
03:46LAUGHTER
03:47I thought so, yes.
03:49But...
03:50Any ambitions have you got?
03:52To do the rumba with you, Bruce.
03:54Oh, really?
03:54I'll see if we've...
03:56I'll see if we've got to.
03:57LAUGHTER
03:58APPLAUSE
03:59Are you musical at all?
04:05Um, yes, I played musical instruments, and one was a piano accordion.
04:11Yes.
04:11And...
04:12Piano accordion?
04:13Piano accordion!
04:14Yes.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:17That's why I had to pack in, you see.
04:19Yes.
04:20Because, um...
04:21I used to get...
04:22Really being a bit, you know...
04:23Yes.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24I used to get them trapped.
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27Did you say you wanted to ramble with me?
04:31Yes, please.
04:32Yes, well, in for a penny, in for a pound.
04:34That's right, and, er...
04:36Ramble music, please.
04:39MUSIC PLAYS
04:39Oh, that's nice.
04:42MUSIC PLAYS
04:43Oh, that's lovely.
04:49APPLAUSE
04:50Well, I did enjoy that.
04:54My shirt won't need ironing for weeks.
04:57LAUGHTER
04:58Gosh, that'll, er...
05:00Who are you?
05:01LAUGHTER
05:01Oh, yeah, what are you doing here?
05:04Oh, sorry, I'm going to your son, your son.
05:06Yes, er, Andy...
05:08Bailey.
05:08What do you do, Mr Bailey?
05:09I'm a police officer at Slough, with Group 5.
05:12Yes.
05:12And I brought you a crook.
05:14You brought me a crook?
05:16APPLAUSE
05:17I love it.
05:19I love it.
05:20I love it.
05:21Well, er, you're married to, er...
05:24Berengary.
05:26Berengare.
05:27Oh, Berengare.
05:28Yes.
05:28Oh, Berengare.
05:29Oh, pardon my French.
05:30Right.
05:31Where did you meet Berengare?
05:32Well, I had to go and pick two students up from a train station...
05:35Yes.
05:35...and they were waiting there.
05:37And I picked her suitcase up, and the clasp broke.
05:39And all her knickers and bra and everything.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:41So it was a brief encounter.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Any children have you got?
05:46I haven't got any yet.
05:47Oh.
05:47I've got one en route, er, in February.
05:50Oh, lovely.
05:51Well, oh, good luck for that.
05:53Good luck for that.
05:54Lovely, lovely.
05:55In fact, my, er, my colleague said to Berengare, you're putting on a bit of weight.
06:00And in a lovely French accent, she says, well, it's not my foot.
06:03I've got a chicken in the oven.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05And we thank you for being with us.
06:09We'll go out to them later.
06:11All right, mate, all right.
06:12Off you go over here, and we've got a baby coming out.
06:15Oh, good.
06:16Right.
06:17Our next game is called Par de Deux.
06:20Where's Madam Bury off?
06:35She can't come, love.
06:36Oh, dear.
06:38Well done, Rosie.
06:39Nobody noticed.
06:40Everybody's looking at your tutu.
06:42And your frock.
06:43What about Dimitri Crutch over?
06:47He can't come either, love.
06:48Oh, love.
06:49Well, I won't let you down, love.
06:51Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
06:52Love.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54Oh, I feel so free.
07:21There's somebody pinched me tutu.
07:25All right.
07:26So whatever you do, dear, don't look down.
07:29And that goes for you lot as well.
07:31All right.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:43APPLAUSE
08:25Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:33You'll get your turn.
08:35Oh, so soon.
08:55I'll water it later.
09:11By the way, Rosie will be available to sweep chimneys after January the 1st.
09:15All right, okay.
09:18First two on, over here.
09:20Good.
09:22There's your balloon.
09:23That's good.
09:24You start there.
09:24I'll guide you through this.
09:26Keep your arms nice and straight.
09:27That'll give you an idea.
09:28Cue music.
09:30Come on.
09:34That's it.
09:35Now go round, go round.
09:42Put your hand on it.
09:43Put your hand on it, dear.
09:45Put your hand on it.
09:46Keep your arms straight here.
09:47Now go back again.
09:48Go back again.
09:49Cue music.
09:52Good.
09:53Now round, round.
09:55Lovely.
09:56Very good.
09:57That's excellent.
09:58Good.
09:59Come here.
10:01Put that in the middle.
10:02Okay, sorry.
10:04Don't think it.
10:04You go right there, right through the middle, up the other side.
10:07Right, Gary?
10:09Cue music.
10:10Right, down you go.
10:24Good.
10:24There we are.
10:25Here you go.
10:26All right.
10:27Now you've got to go all the way back again.
10:30Underneath it, and away you go.
10:31All right, go on.
10:34Come on.
10:40Come on.
10:42Very good.
10:44Look how you've got it.
10:46Now your points, close at you now.
10:48Yes.
10:51Very good.
10:52Very good.
10:53Over there you go.
10:53Now the cameras, that's it, on the side.
10:56Now then, your face, you turn this way with your arms outstretched.
11:00You turn that way, and this will be good.
11:02Right.
11:04Music.
11:06Right.
11:07That's it.
11:08Go across.
11:09Now don't hold on to it.
11:10Keep your arms straight.
11:11It goes across your chest.
11:13That's it.
11:14How's it going to climb that?
11:16Right.
11:16That's it.
11:17Cue music.
11:18Away you go.
11:19No, right across.
11:20No, go across.
11:21That's it.
11:22Good.
11:23Lovely.
11:23Now round, round, round with your hands.
11:26Round, round.
11:27Good.
11:29Lovely.
11:30Lovely.
11:30Now.
11:31Very good.
11:32Yeah.
11:33This will be the good bit.
11:34Right.
11:35So here we go.
11:36Cue music.
11:38Right.
11:38Can you get through?
11:58Oh.
12:00I bet it was dark down there.
12:04Away you go.
12:04Cue music.
12:05There you go.
12:07Keep it.
12:08And do your pose.
12:27And look at the audience.
12:28That's it.
12:31Lovely.
12:32Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
12:33That's wonderful.
12:35And now that you judge this,
12:36we have a British actress
12:38who has achieved
12:39such international stardom.
12:41Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42Miss Susan George.
12:44Yes.
12:45You can get a little bit of that.
12:47You can get a little bit of that.
12:48Thank you for it.
12:52Thank you for doing this.
12:54What about what you saw as a couple over here?
12:56Well,
12:57coordination is sincerely lacking, I thought.
13:00Yes.
13:00You obviously don't do this very often.
13:02No.
13:03No, I understand that.
13:04I'll be very generous.
13:05Yes.
13:0616.
13:06Very good.
13:07Very good.
13:08A few of the things you do.
13:09A few of the things you do.
13:11All right.
13:11What about these two over here?
13:12Well,
13:13June has two enormous problems.
13:17No,
13:17I mean with the balloon.
13:18Oh,
13:19of course.
13:19The balloon and an an an an an.
13:20Yes.
13:20And you're a policeman.
13:23Yes.
13:23I'm surprised you couldn't do better.
13:2716.
13:2716 as well?
13:28Yes,
13:29I do.
13:2916 as well.
13:31A very difficult thing to do.
13:33But we only did it because it was Christmas.
13:35Christmas,
13:36I think.
13:36Yeah,
13:36what have you got coming up next?
13:38What's on the agenda?
13:39I've just finished a film.
13:40Yes.
13:40Simon,
13:41my husband,
13:41directed.
13:42Oh,
13:42lovely.
13:42And I starred in.
13:43Yes,
13:43called The House That Mary Bought.
13:44Oh,
13:44and when is that released?
13:46It's released next year.
13:47All right.
13:47All right,
13:48we're down.
13:48Merry Christmas,
13:49Susan.
13:49Thanks for coming in.
13:50Merry Christmas.
13:51Susan George.
13:51There we are.
13:53Thank you, guys.
13:55Very well.
13:55Good.
13:57What's on the board,
13:58Madam Ford?
13:59Well,
14:00John and Heather have 16.
14:02June and Andy also have 16.
14:04Thank you so much.
14:07All right,
14:08throw your tutus off.
14:09Throw your tutus off.
14:10You don't need those anymore.
14:11Now,
14:12our fourth game is called
14:13Nursery Rhymes.
14:15You will each be given a card
14:16with the title of a nursery rhyme on it.
14:18OK?
14:19You then draw the title of that rhyme.
14:22Your partner then
14:23will have to guess what it is.
14:25OK?
14:25Can we have the boards, please?
14:29OK,
14:30now,
14:30get to your boards.
14:31Get to your boards.
14:32That's your one there.
14:33That's your one there.
14:34And,
14:34er,
14:35that's it.
14:35That's it.
14:36Now,
14:37look at the cards.
14:38And as soon as you've read it,
14:39put it back.
14:42Fine.
14:42Now,
14:42you've got about a minute
14:43to draw your nursery rhyme
14:45starting from
14:46now.
14:47Here we go.
15:13Ah!
15:14Ten seconds left for last-minute things.
15:24I can hear them all murmuring out there,
15:27what they think some of them are, but we'll soon see.
15:33Right, time's up. Wherever you're up to, stop.
15:36And could we straighten out the boards, please?
15:38And you come over here with me, my darling.
15:39Stay right there. Stay right there.
15:41OK. Now, you then, my darling,
15:43I have to guess what this one is, OK?
15:46Is it Away in a Manger?
15:48No, it's not Away in a Manger.
15:51Do you want to have a guess what you think it is?
15:53Old Mother Hubbard?
15:55Yes. Old Mother Hubbard for one point.
15:57Well done.
15:59Now, you've got to now guess Heather's one.
16:02What do you think that is?
16:05Is it Jack and Jill?
16:07No, it isn't Jack and Jill.
16:09Can you have a guess over there?
16:12No idea?
16:13Well, it is Georgie Porgie Pudney Pie.
16:17Yeah, Mae, the girl. Is that a girl?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Well, why is she so tiny?
16:22Oh, he's a big bloke.
16:23I know he's a big bloke, dear.
16:26OK, so no points at all.
16:28So I'm going to come over here now.
16:30Now, first of all, let's go to this one here.
16:33And you drew this one, didn't you?
16:35Yes.
16:35So have a guess what you think this one is, Andy.
16:39I know what it is, but I can't think of the word.
16:41You can't think of it? You know what it is?
16:42No.
16:43What did you...
16:44Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
16:46How does your garden grow?
16:47Very good.
16:48That is right.
16:49Well done.
16:50One point over there.
16:52Lovely, lovely.
16:53So it's all on this one now.
16:56Now then.
16:57What do you think that was that Andy drew?
16:59Andy drew.
17:03What?
17:04No idea.
17:06Is it Pop Goes the Weasel?
17:08No, no.
17:09It's nearer than what it really is.
17:11Don't worry.
17:11It's Little Jack Hornet.
17:15What do you expect?
17:17And he's a policeman.
17:20It's not an mistake.
17:21Yeah, but what...
17:22Tell us what you would draw.
17:23That's a jack-in-the-box.
17:24That's Jack.
17:26A jack-in-the-box.
17:27That's Jack.
17:27Jack.
17:28Hornet.
17:28And that's a hornet.
17:29Hornet.
17:30Hornet.
17:30Hornet.
17:34Let go of me.
17:40Yes, well, that was a shame.
17:42Anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
17:46John and Heather have 17.
17:49June and Andy also have 17.
17:51Oh, a tiebreaker.
17:53What a bit of luck.
17:55OK, quiet out there in our audience for this part.
17:58Don't forget, think before you speak.
18:00Which singer had a number one hit with mistletoe and wine?
18:05Cliff Richard.
18:06Yes.
18:06Very good.
18:09Brilliant.
18:10Very good indeed.
18:12Well, we're sorry to leave you.
18:14And, uh, but you will be getting a Generation Game telephone to each of you.
18:17And thank you for being with us.
18:19You've been absolutely wonderful sports.
18:20OK, we'll see you later on for a drink.
18:22OK, see you later on for a drink.
18:24Come and get a mix in mind ourselves, who you two will be playing in our grand final.
18:30Right.
18:33Thank you so much.
18:33Brilliant.
18:34And if we've got a grand final for you, now it's a pantomime, and you'll need stamina,
18:40character, and luck.
18:42OK.
18:43Oh, the vital toss-up.
18:44Oh, you've got it for me.
18:45Fine.
18:46By the way, this is my lucky coin.
18:47People often laugh at it.
18:48Can you see?
18:49Can you go close in there?
18:51That's heads.
18:54See?
18:55And there.
18:58So all these years, whenever I toss the coin up, they always go, ooh!
19:02So that's what it's all about.
19:04So, Melody, heads or tails?
19:06Heads, please.
19:07Heads it is.
19:08Oh, as you can see, it's tails.
19:10So you lost the toss.
19:11Do you want to go first or second?
19:13First, get it over with.
19:14OK, over there you go.
19:15There we are.
19:15All right, John?
19:16Yep.
19:16Fine.
19:17Now, put these two up a beanstalk and call the giant.
19:21OK, we'll see you in a minute.
19:23We're ready now for Dick Whittington, take one.
19:30I'm Alderman Fitzwarren, and this is my general store.
19:33Oh, I wish I could get rid of these rats.
19:36I'm plagued with them.
19:37Well, darling, you're a fairy.
19:42Darling, what a fairy.
19:43Right.
19:44Your first wish I will grant you.
19:46I must go before it gets foggy.
19:49The one to help you kill the rats is a fellow called Dick and is Moggy.
19:52Very good.
19:53Very good.
19:54I can go, darling.
19:55Shout, shout, shout, shout.
19:57Lovely, lovely, lovely.
19:58There isn't a goose in Dick Whittington, for goodness sake.
20:10Anyway, a goose doesn't walk like that.
20:11He waddles.
20:12Do a waddle round me.
20:13Do a waddle.
20:14That's better.
20:16That's good.
20:16That's good.
20:17Yeah, good.
20:18Come round here a bit.
20:19Now do a honk.
20:20Do a honk.
20:20I don't know how he did that, but he did it.
20:28But while you're here, I need one of your golden eggs to pay the rat catcher.
20:33OK, concentrate.
20:34Let's go on.
20:35You're laying an egg.
20:36Go on.
20:36You have to strain yourself.
20:38Go on, strain.
20:39Oh.
20:39Oh.
20:42Oh.
20:47Well done.
20:48Well done.
20:48It's an Easter egg and it's past this sell-by date.
20:52Yeah, go and get into your King Rat costume.
20:54You should be King Rat.
20:58Oh, there we are.
21:00Good morning.
21:01Good morning, sir.
21:03We've come to see Alderman Fitzwarren, proprietor of this store.
21:06That's me.
21:07And who might you be?
21:08I, sir, am the famous Richard Whittington.
21:11Oh, yes.
21:11And what a lovely bundle.
21:13And this is my cat, Cato.
21:15Go on, Cato.
21:16Show him what you can do.
21:17Oh.
21:17Oh.
21:18Hold on.
21:25Has he been doctored?
21:26No.
21:28Did he?
21:28What did he just say?
21:30All that meowing?
21:31He says, is your mustache for sale?
21:33Yeah, well, why does he want to know that?
21:35Cats would buy whiskers.
21:36Oh, applause.
21:40Of course.
21:41Oh, Dickie's funny, Dickie.
21:43Yeah, we'll tell him he's asking for a sock in the puss.
21:46Go on.
21:46Go on.
21:53Cinderella?
21:54What are you doing in Dick Whittington?
21:55Oh, never mind.
21:56Say your line, dear.
21:57Good.
21:57I wish I'd gone to the ball.
21:58Yeah, you're not the only one.
22:01Sing a song with me, buttons.
22:03I'm not buttons, for goodness sake.
22:05You're in the wrong panto.
22:06Oh, all right.
22:07Come on.
22:07Come over here and sing a little.
22:09I'll sing a little song with you.
22:10Okay.
22:11Jump up there.
22:12Woo!
22:12Cue music.
22:20I would say such wonderful things to you.
22:26And there would be such wonderful things to do
22:31If I were the only girl in the world
22:35And I were the only boy.
22:38Very good.
22:40Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
22:43Oh, that's it.
22:46Oh, thank you, thank you.
22:48You've made me so happy.
22:50Now I must fly.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Oh, good.
22:52Are you on a wire?
22:54No, how could they be on a wire?
22:56Anyway, off you go.
22:57Off you go.
22:57And that was a very good cinder.
22:59Away you go, dear.
23:00Have fun.
23:00Have a good luck.
23:09Come here.
23:10About time, too, for goodness sake.
23:12Fitzwarren, you've caused me enough trouble.
23:15It's time you were varnished.
23:19Varnished?
23:19What are you talking about?
23:20That's vanquished.
23:21For heaven's sake.
23:23Varnished.
23:23Go.
23:24What?
23:24Cat-owned here knows how to deal with vermin like you.
23:28You've got a little bit of karate.
23:32Go on.
23:34Hold on.
23:39Hold on.
23:40Hold on.
23:41Very good.
23:44Very good.
23:45Now I want a good clean fight.
23:46You see, we'll take it nice and easy, and it'll look great afterwards.
23:50This is the way Spielberg does it.
23:52All right, then.
23:52Go on.
23:53Away you go.
23:53That's it.
23:55Plenty of noise.
23:55Plenty of noise.
23:56That's it.
23:57Good.
23:57Now, okay.
23:58Now chase him back again.
23:59Let him chase you.
24:00Good.
24:00Five.
24:01Lovely.
24:03Now come over here.
24:04Over here.
24:05Now run up the ladder.
24:06Run up the ladder.
24:06Quick.
24:07Run up the ladder.
24:07Quick.
24:07Up the ladder.
24:08Okay.
24:09Now down the ladder.
24:10Quick.
24:10Down the ladder.
24:10Down the ladder.
24:11Now watch him.
24:12Watch him.
24:12Watch him.
24:13Here he goes.
24:13Watch him.
24:14Look.
24:14Look.
24:14Ooh.
24:15Oh.
24:16There you go.
24:23That's it.
24:23Just a little.
24:27Very good.
24:28Very good.
24:30Love.
24:33Love.
24:34Right.
24:34Take it, Slavy.
24:35Don't worry.
24:36Here he goes.
24:36But when he gets there, just bend.
24:38That's it.
24:38Bend there.
24:39Fine.
24:39Now he's going to go in for the coup de grace on your head.
24:41Now fall.
24:42Fall.
24:43That's it.
24:43And a few twitches.
24:44A few twitches.
24:45Good.
24:46Good.
24:47Okay.
24:48You're dead.
24:49He's dead.
24:50Well done.
24:51That's good.
24:52Marvellous.
24:53Okay.
24:53Here you come.
24:54Happy time.
24:55Happy time.
24:55That was marvellous.
24:56Now just play that back for us, will you?
24:59There you go.
25:01There you go.
25:03That was really good.
25:21Well done.
25:22Well done.
25:22Oh, at last, my daughter.
25:28God blimey.
25:29My daughter.
25:30Alice Fitzwarren.
25:32Come on, Cato.
25:33We're off on our travels.
25:35Will you wait for me, Alice?
25:36I'll wait for you, Dick.
25:38And then, when we've made our fortune, we'll meet again.
25:44How did Vera live?
25:45She always gets her own way.
25:48Yeah.
25:49But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
25:55That was absolutely marvellous, both of you.
26:09Well done.
26:10Over there, if you will, weren't they?
26:11Over there.
26:13Time.
26:14Have you had a couple ready?
26:16Right.
26:16We're ready now for Dick Whittington, take two.
26:20I'm still Audubon, Fitzwarren, and I could still do with getting rid of those awful rats.
26:32Cherry, yes, it's dance-up to me, dear lovely.
26:34Oh, very good.
26:36I know just who can help you.
26:38They're known from Brighton to Chester.
26:41Dick Whittington is the man you need, and his cat is as fierce as Sylvester.
26:46Well done.
26:47Very nice, too.
26:48See you later.
26:49Goose wobble.
26:54The wobble.
26:54Yeah, wobble your set.
26:55That's good.
26:56Go round.
26:56Go round here a bit.
26:57No, round this way.
26:58Fine.
26:59Round here.
27:00That's it.
27:01I like it.
27:02I like it.
27:03Have you got a honk?
27:03Have you got a...
27:04Good.
27:06Marvellous.
27:06OK.
27:07Now, the goose, you look more like a dead duck, but look.
27:10I need one of your golden eggs to pay the rat catcher.
27:13So lay your egg and go on.
27:15Really?
27:15Oh.
27:16Go on.
27:18Have you got an egg there?
27:19No bacon.
27:26What a shame.
27:28No bacon.
27:29Right.
27:30Now, go and get yourself into the king rat outfit.
27:32That's who you are.
27:33King rat.
27:34Now, go on.
27:34Be off with you.
27:34Orderman Fitzwarren at your service.
27:41May I help you?
27:42I, sir, am the famous Dick Whittington.
27:45And this is my cat, Kato.
27:46Go on, Kato.
27:47Show him what you can do.
27:48Meow.
27:49Oh.
27:50Oh, very good.
27:51Meow.
27:52Here he goes again.
27:53I mean, hands he is.
27:56Right.
27:56What did he say, then?
27:58He wants to know if you've got a fish head.
28:00No, he always looks like that.
28:02I don't suppose you can get him.
28:08Get out of here.
28:09And get out of here as well.
28:10Go on.
28:11Don't you start.
28:12For goodness sake.
28:13Now, send King Rat on because...
28:15Oh.
28:16Look, there's no Cinderella in Dick Whittington, dear.
28:20Dick Whittington...
28:21Oh, never mind.
28:22I hear the prince is having a ball.
28:25Yeah, well, I'm glad someone is.
28:26It certainly isn't me.
28:28I'm so unhappy.
28:30Sing a song with me, buttlins.
28:34Buttlins?
28:35I'm not...
28:35I'm not buttlins.
28:36I'm buttins.
28:37No, I'm not buttins.
28:38I'm...
28:39Start sobbing his butt...
28:41All right, I'll sing a little song with you.
28:44Come over here, child.
28:46And jump up there.
28:47That's fine.
28:48That's lovely.
28:49Cue music.
28:52I would say such wonderful things to you.
28:56There would be such wonderful things to do.
29:00If I were the only girl in the world.
29:05I was the only girl.
29:08Oh, very nice.
29:11All right, will you send the King Rat on, please?
29:15I'm the only girl in the world.
29:20Are you lost?
29:22I'm over here.
29:23I'm over here, that's it.
29:25Look, look who's here.
29:26King Rat about time.
29:27You've met your match.
29:28Nothing can destroy me.
29:29Nothing, nothing.
29:31Nothing can destroy me.
29:33Not even Ron Tickle.
29:35Ron Tickle?
29:36What are you talking about?
29:36It's Rent-A-Kill, for goodness sake.
29:39Ron Tickle.
29:40King Rat.
29:41Cat-O knows how to deal with vermin.
29:44Oh.
29:49All right.
29:52All right.
29:54It's only a game.
29:56Right, I want a good, clean fight.
29:59Okay, a good, clean fight.
30:00And we'll take this nice and easy.
30:02First of all, chase him round there.
30:03Okay, round you go, go on, round you go, go on.
30:06That's it, good, good.
30:07There you go, please.
30:08Good, round you go.
30:09Now he's going to chase you, he's going to chase you.
30:11Now, round you go.
30:13Good, round me, that's it.
30:15So I'm going to...
30:16Round you go, over here, over here, over here.
30:18Now run up the steps, run up the steps.
30:20That's it, run up the steps.
30:21Now come down, come down, come down.
30:22Good, now watch, watch him go, watch him go, look, look.
30:26Whoa, up, hey, yo.
30:29Oh, there, there we are.
30:31Okay, now, go on, off you go.
30:32Right, up he go, up-a-dee, oh.
30:37What a pal.
30:40Okay, well then, just stand there.
30:43He's going to go with the sword.
30:44When he goes with the sword, just bend.
30:46But he's going to do it slow.
30:47Right, down you go.
30:48Now just stay there, stay there for the coup de grace.
30:51That's it, fine.
30:52Now fall on your back, on your back.
30:54Now a few twitches, do a few twitches.
30:55This is your big dying thing.
30:57That's it, yeah, all right.
31:01That's it.
31:01Oh, that was very good.
31:05So come over here.
31:06Now let's see that back.
31:07Just watch down there.
31:08You'll be proud of this.
31:09That would have been really great if they'd have put the film in the right way.
31:34What a mess.
31:35It really was.
31:37Oh, at last.
31:39It's my daughter, Alice Fitzwarren.
31:41Come on, puss.
31:43We're off on our travels.
31:44Will you wait for me, Alice?
31:45I'll wait for you, Dick.
31:48Then when we've made our fortune, we'll meet again.
31:54You've been buying drinks, haven't you, for the band.
31:57In the pub.
31:58You've been a good day.
31:59That's why you've been a good day.
32:00We'll meet again, some sunny day.
32:04Thanks to Rosie, the best.
32:18Oh, the best in the business.
32:20Yes, beautiful boy.
32:23That is.
32:24And where are you going to be for pantomime this year?
32:26The Mayflower Theatre in Southampton, in Duke Wittleton, playing Dick.
32:29Oh, playing Dick.
32:30Lovely, lovely, lovely.
32:31And Kato was played by Tom Wu.
32:35There we are.
32:36Thank you, Tom.
32:37And if we'll come back to you two, quickly, quickly, quickly, to the other side, fine now.
32:42To judge this, we have a man who has his own brand of humour.
32:46And a wonderful one of that.
32:48It's Mr. Willie Rushton.
32:50Willie!
32:59Well, a few comments for our first couple.
33:01I don't think this care in the community is working at all, you know.
33:06God knows what people like this are going to do when you've gone.
33:09I don't know.
33:10Actually, I thought, team one, absolutely brilliant.
33:13I thought the budgery guy incited dubious taste.
33:15First rate, anything.
33:16The only Bruce Lee I've ever seen dressed by Vivian Westwood.
33:19Firstly.
33:20Bags of verve, both as a good fairy.
33:22And as Alice Fitzwarren, I thought, straight, straight from Sunset Boulevard.
33:29Melanie.
33:29All I wrote down here was, small fantasy, Palmer, Hammond, Melanie.
33:35And I've reached that age.
33:37A dangerous age.
33:38I thought she was absolutely gorgeous.
33:40Truly beautiful.
33:41Gorgeous.
33:41Paul, I thought it was a hint of Jeff Capes in his budgerigar.
33:45Memories of St. Donald Woolf, it, funny enough, came back.
33:48I think he did a few, too.
33:49Anyway, you'll be excellent.
33:52Jurassic Park, the sequel.
33:5518 points for you.
33:56Yes.
33:56But for you, who I thought, sex and violence, I've never seen anything like it, quite frankly.
34:0019.
34:01Oh!
34:03Very close, man.
34:05Very close, indeed.
34:08Ah, lovely.
34:10Just hold on a minute.
34:11Just a minute.
34:12What have you got to tell us about this going on at the moment with you and in the new year?
34:18What?
34:18I'm nothing at all.
34:20This may be the last time you ever see me on television.
34:23I'm sure it's...
34:24A bit of the streaming made, yeah.
34:25I'm sure it was.
34:26Last decent thing you've ever seen on the box.
34:29Me and Bruce together.
34:30Two.
34:30Whatever you do, you always make me laugh, and you always will.
34:35Willie Rushden, ladies and gentlemen.
34:37That's it.
34:38That's it.
34:39That was lovely.
34:40That was lovely.
34:41Well, we are sorry to lose you two.
34:45But it was very, very close, I know, but you will be getting the Generation Game telephone
34:49answering machine and the pocket-coloured television each.
34:52Yes, sir.
34:52And thank you very much for being with us.
34:55And off you go there.
34:56We'll have a little drink in a minute after we've finished.
34:58Okay, hurry up.
34:59We've got a drink.
34:59Quick, quick.
35:00You've got no time for all that.
35:02Come on.
35:02We're having a big step here.
35:04Come along.
35:04Round here.
35:05Round, round.
35:06Keep going.
35:06Keep going.
35:07That's it.
35:08Round and round.
35:09Okay, take the drawers away, please.
35:11Lots of articles in the past before your eyes.
35:13Look out for the tricky ones.
35:14They're more valuable than they look.
35:16Good luck for this.
35:16You have 40 seconds, and your 40 seconds starts now.
35:20On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a Christmas case of champagne, an antique-style radio, some Christmas
35:26candles, two wall sconces, a cup of champagne, and a cup of champagne.
35:29A carved elephant, a Christmas doll, an old TV aerial.
35:34umbrella box and key rack, a cell net phone, a winter muffler, some seahorse bookends, a foot spa, a collection of Santas.
35:46Aren't they lovely?
35:47A champagne cooler.
35:49Whoa!
35:52A hold-all, a decorative plate, a popcorn maker, an electric heated rollers, an electronic keyboard.
36:01There we are.
36:02So keep thinking, nice folks.
36:05There they are.
36:06Come along.
36:06Sit yourselves down up here.
36:08Nice and quickly.
36:09That's it.
36:09Sit yourselves down.
36:10Now you're going to have another 40 seconds.
36:12Everything you remember, you will take home with you tonight.
36:14You'll get the first 20 seconds.
36:16When you hear a funny noise, you'll take over.
36:18Okay, good luck for this.
36:19Your 40 seconds starts now.
36:22Champagne, the TV aerial, the muffler, some Santas, a plate, some wall things, an elephant, a keyboard, an umbrella stand thing.
36:34Um, rollers, antique radio, Christmas candles, um, um, cuddly toys, um, radio, a keyboard, a heated rollers, little father Christmases, radio, foot spa, seahorse bookends, you've got the winter mufflers, you've got the Christmas doll, the cart, the elephant.
37:01Oh, didn't they do well?
37:04I think you did very well.
37:06Come along here.
37:11I'm so glad you got the old TV aerial because that is the latest combined TV and video.
37:18And, of course, the winter muffler is a fabulous holiday for four to Bermuda.
37:25How about that?
37:27You happy?
37:28All right?
37:28Right, now, come over here.
37:30Get yourselves over here.
37:32Now, as we've done every Christmas, we'd like to invite our eight contestants to join us for this part of the show.
37:40Now, we're going to sing White Christmas.
37:43There's a glass of champagne and it's real.
37:45At the end of this, you get a real glass of champagne for all those that are in tune.
37:50Okay?
37:51Cue music.
37:52I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
38:07Just like the ones I used to know.
38:14With the treetops glisten and children glisten to hear the slavers in the snow.
38:31Oh, right.
38:32Oh, right.
38:32I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
38:41Lovely.
38:42Very good.
38:44With every Christmas could I rest.
38:51May your days be merry and bright.
39:01And may all your Christmases be white.
39:08There he goes.
39:33Come on, champagne, champagne, Merry Christmas.
39:38Lovely, lovely.
39:40Well, thanks to all our contestants here and all those throughout the series.
39:49And our special guests over there, Susan, Rolfe and Willie.
39:54Thank you for being with us.
39:56And on behalf of Rosie and myself and everyone, and I do mean everyone.
40:02Excuse me a second, Bruce.
40:04There is just one extra present and it's for you.
40:09And it's from everyone.
40:11And I do mean everyone here and watching at home.
40:14And it's to wish you all the best for the future and a very, very big thank you.
40:19Oh, thank you, Mr. Gary.
