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Today's contestants are Barry & Amy Vendibach from Leicestershire, Reg & Sharon Crane from Derbyshire & Yorkshire, Gill & Matthew Rudd from Devon, and Margaret & Stuart Kirkham from Cheshire. Bruce Forsyth comperes as usual with Rosemary Ford offering assistance, and they have a lively bunch of contestants here. Indeed, when Brucie complains when the teams kiss each other off after one team has to depart that he never receives anything one of them actually pinches his bum! The games are a little mixed, but include "Royal Marine PT", "Pottering About" (plate painting), "Noises and Voices" (impersonations with Dodwell Flax) and "Those Were The Days", a favourite of mine where they compare prices of years ago to now (which in this case is 1994) and where Geoff Hurst of all people makes a guest appearance. It's a sobering thought that he is the only remaining player of the victorious 1966 World Cup squad still going. The finale sees the teams face off in a spot of Greek Dancing that is so close it goes to a nail biting tiebreaker. But who will go through to try their luck on the conveyor belt of prizes?
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly great
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:19Ho-ho!
00:22Ho-ho!
00:25Thank you!
00:30Thank you very much indeed, have time!
00:34Thank you, thank you!
00:35Good evening!
00:36Good evening ladies and gentlemen and children
00:38Welcome to the Generation Game
00:39Nice to see you, to see you!
00:41Hi!
00:42And what a lovely atmosphere we have here tonight
00:45But it's always nice to say a warm welcome to all our viewers
00:49Now I'd like you to stop whatever you're doing
00:52The washing up, the ironing, just leave it
00:55Go home and sit next to your wife and enjoy
00:58And enjoy
01:01You've got half an hour starting from now
01:03Anyway, enjoy
01:04Well Bedlam sums up my week
01:06Bedlam
01:07Because I've never experienced anything like it
01:09I'll never forget it if I live to see the end of Neighbours
01:15Mind you who's gonna live that long
01:16But that's why it's so nice to get out here on my own
01:20Just you there and me here
01:22And of course my co-host, my bosom friend
01:24No, we're not that close
01:26But here she is
01:27The gorgeous, the lovely
01:29Miss Rosemary Ford
01:31Oh, very good
01:40Lovely
01:41Oh, that's nice
01:43So you've got the job with the post office
01:46Oh, Rosemary, there is a question I've been meaning to ask you
01:52If it embarrasses me quite a lot
01:54Oh
01:55Well, you could wear a mask
01:57I wasn't talking about my face
02:01Look, it's embarrassing
02:03It's so embarrassing
02:05I can't ask you
02:06Look, Bruce, I know what you're going to ask me
02:09So you needn't be embarrassed
02:11And actually, the answer is a big yes
02:15Yes
02:16Whoa-ho-ho-ho
02:19What are you talking about?
02:21Well, yes, my gran would be thrilled to go out with you
02:23Your gran?
02:24What are you talking about, please?
02:26No, no, no, no
02:27I haven't got over the last time with her
02:29I really haven't
02:30No, I've finished up lying on the floor
02:32At that disco
02:33Six o'clock in the morning
02:34With her doing the lambarda on top of it
02:36Oh
02:37Talk about mutton dressed up as lambarda as well
02:39Just introduce the first concern
02:41Tell your gran, put it on hold
02:43Right, our first team's from Leicestershire
02:46Their father-in-law and daughter-in-law
02:49Barry and Amy Vendiback
02:51Right
03:00That was Demetria and Harry N
03:01And from Jonathan
03:02Now, you are Amy
03:04Vendiback
03:05Vendi, Vendiback
03:06Vendiback
03:07And what do you do?
03:08I'm housewife and a part-time checkout operator
03:10Oh, checkout operator
03:11Now, tell us, Mrs. Moneyback
03:13Sorry, sorry
03:15Have you got a husband?
03:17Yes, I have, Darren
03:18Oh, Darren, yes
03:19Yes
03:20Have you got any kids, Mrs. Piggyback?
03:21Sorry
03:23Any kids?
03:25Two girls, Jade and Paige
03:27Oh, Jade and Paige
03:28Oh, lovely, lovely
03:29Sorry, it is Vendi
03:30Vendi, Vendi, Vendi, Vendi
03:32I've got to look at him, Vendi
03:33Tell me, Mrs. Vendi toys
03:35Vendi's back
03:36Tell us about your honeymoon, Mrs. There and back
03:38Tell us about your honeymoon, Mrs. There and back
03:40Oh
03:41Oh, sorry
03:42Tell us about the honeymoon
03:44Tell us about the honeymoon
03:45When we got to Mallorca
03:46I was really tired
03:47So I went straight to bed
03:48But Darren wanted to check the resort out
03:49So we went straight out
03:50Oh, he wanted to have a look round?
03:51That's right, yeah
03:52And he sat on a rock face
03:53With his legs dangling over the edge
03:55Lying in the sun
03:56Next thing he knew
03:57It was six o'clock in the evening
03:58He fell asleep
03:59With his hands on his chest
04:00Totally somber
04:01With two white handprints
04:02And Prince left
04:04Oh, what a good job
04:05You didn't go with him
04:06I know
04:07You'd have got sunburnt
04:08And then his handprints
04:09Would have been all over
04:10Oh, hey
04:12Oh, hey
04:13Smart you honeymooners
04:14Are always doing everything under the sun
04:17So, over now to your father-in-law
04:20Barry
04:21Yeah, Vendi back
04:22Vendi back, yes
04:23Vendi back, yes
04:24I was hoping for a different name, actually
04:26For me to make fun of
04:27Let's see what I've got left
04:29Snickle back, brick-a-brack
04:31Such a job, isn't it?
04:35Now, you're married to Alma
04:37Yes
04:38Who has an unusual habit
04:39What is Liz?
04:40She pays me £5 to rub and massage your feet
04:43She pays you £5?
04:44I paid me £5 to put cream and massage your feet
04:47Cream and massage your feet?
04:48Yeah
04:49Did you do anything else for her?
04:50I'm always the first up
04:51So I make her a cup of tea
04:52And then while she's drinking a cup of tea in bed
04:54I go down and make her sandwiches for work
04:56This is what I heard
04:57And how much do you get for that?
04:59Nothing
05:00Make a note of that
05:02Nutter
05:05Now, these sandwiches
05:06Do you put them in a handy pack, Mr Vendi back?
05:13I think they've all got to go now
05:14I mean, we must have done a lot now
05:16Has she ever embarrassed you at all?
05:18Oh, yes
05:19When we bought her house
05:21And we were moving the furniture and whatnot
05:23Oh, yes, yes
05:24After we'd done it, I thought I'd fancied a shower
05:26So I went and had a shower
05:27Yeah
05:28Went up into the bedroom
05:29I laid on the bed and fell asleep
05:30Yeah
05:31But unbeknown to me at the time
05:32A couple of friends with their wives
05:33Knocked on the door
05:34And wanted to come to view the house, you see
05:35So she was showing them all the way round the house
05:37Oh, no
05:38Went into the bedroom
05:39There I was laying naked on the bed
05:41So there you are
05:43Lying on your Vendi back
05:46Showing your Vendi front
05:48Oh, thank you
05:50Vendi front
05:51Oh, thank you
05:52Oh, thank you
05:53Oh, thank you
05:54Oh, thank you
05:55Oh, thank you
05:56Very nice people
05:57What about them?
05:58Very nice people
05:59What about them?
06:00Very nice people
06:01Oh, who have we got now?
06:03Our second teens from Derbyshire and Yorkshire
06:06Oh, Yorkshire
06:07Yay!
06:08Their father and daughter Reg and Sharon Crane
06:11Oh, thank you
06:12Thank you
06:13Thank you
06:14Thank you
06:15Thank you
06:16Thank you
06:17Thank you
06:18Thank you
06:19Thank you
06:20Thank you
06:21Thank you
06:22Thank you
06:23Thank you
06:24That's lovely
06:25You are Sharon Crane
06:26Crane
06:27Crane?
06:28You're a bit short for a crane, aren't you?
06:29You couldn't pick me up
06:31Have you a boyfriend?
06:32Yes
06:33So you picked him up
06:34Yes, right
06:35And where did you meet your boyfriend?
06:36Erm, I met him at work and we were at a Christmas party about two years ago and he was dressed as a nun and I've been trying to kick the habit ever since
06:45Well, let's hope he has
06:50What's his name, this boyfriend?
06:52He's called Richard
06:53Richard, yes
06:54And what does Sister Richard do?
06:56He's an insurance salesman for his sins
06:59Oh, I see
07:00Yep
07:01Why, where's the nun's outfit?
07:02He works for the Abbey
07:03He works for the Abbey
07:08Alright then
07:09And you have weird dreams
07:11Now, will you give me an example of your weird dreams?
07:13Erm, yeah
07:14Yeah, I had one a little while ago
07:16Yeah
07:17And I dreamt that I was in this land
07:18And in this land everybody had like a big Velcro strip up the back
07:22And er, what they had to do for the sort of act of lovemaking
07:25Oh
07:26Is you'd stand back to back and you'd rub this Velcro strip against each other
07:29If this strip stuck then that meant that was it you had to say
07:33If it stuck?
07:34Yeah
07:35If it stuck
07:37It meant you were in love
07:39Yeah
07:40Can we try it?
07:41Yeah, that's it
07:42Could we try it?
07:43Because it's...
07:44Nice
07:45Jolly good
07:46Okay, now you go, you go up and down a bit
07:47Alright
07:48Oh look
07:50It's working
07:51Is that your head?
07:54Fine, now, hold still, I'll say it's my go now
07:59Of course one thing about it, it's safe
08:08Hello to your father, Reg
08:10Another crane
08:11It's like a building site here
08:13And what do you do, Reg?
08:14I'm a street lighting technician with Derbyshire County Council
08:17Oh lovely, lovely, and you're married to Wendy
08:19Has Wendy any irritating habits, your wife?
08:22Well, she likes to eat garlic
08:24And I have to sleep in another bedroom when she does
08:27Oh, I see, I see
08:28I can't stand garlic
08:29No, you can't stand garlic
08:30Have you got any children?
08:31Yes, four
08:33Including this one
08:34So four nights you didn't eat garlic
08:37Or you wore a gas mask one last time
08:39You are a do-it-yourself disaster
08:41You know, very interested in this
08:43What did you do?
08:44Well, I did some epoxy resin work on the car
08:46Yeah
08:47And I read on the tube
08:48That to mix enough for the job in hand
08:50So I literally put it in my hand
08:52And er...
08:54And it's safe
08:55For the job in hand, so you squeeze it in your hand
09:00And then it was rock solid
09:02Solid
09:03Oh, make a note of that
09:04Bit thick
09:06But thanks for telling us all about that
09:10And it was rock solid
09:12And it was rock solid
09:13And it was rock solid
09:14Nice things
09:15And there we are
09:16Five, five
09:17Our first game
09:18I'd just like to remind you that our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them
09:22They do not rehearse
09:23This is your rehearsal
09:26Our first game is called Royal Marine PT
09:30Will you please welcome some members of the physical training branch of the Royal Marines
09:35In and out
09:36In and out
09:37In and out
09:38In and out
09:39The fifth game is called Royal Marine PT
09:44Left hand down
09:45And run it three times
09:46Go
09:47Odd number teams
09:52Weaving in and out
09:53Go
09:54Even number teams
09:59Go
10:00Odd number teams
10:04Through the legs
10:05Over the legs and over the backs. Go!
10:09Even over two legs. Go!
10:15In to attention.
10:17Snail!
10:18Exercise. Commit!
10:20Don't mark time. In to attention.
10:37Snail!
10:38Finished positions. Go!
10:50How about that?
10:53Oh-ho!
10:55First couple over here.
10:56We'll have some marks here for you.
10:58Stay on those marks when you're doing the stuff just behind.
11:01So we're ready now for Royal Marine PT, take two.
11:06Don't mark time.
11:08Left hand down, round it three times.
11:10Go!
11:15Very good.
11:16There he goes.
11:17Weaving from the front.
11:18Go!
11:19Go on!
11:20Oh!
11:21You've lost your place, didn't it?
11:23Carry on. You're doing well.
11:25Get back to your other friends.
11:26Where are you going?
11:28Where are you going?
11:30Go!
11:31Go!
11:32Go!
11:33Yeah, go to your place.
11:34Go to your place.
11:35In to attention.
11:37Snail!
11:38Exercise.
11:39Commit!
11:41LAUGHTER
11:43Come on, Tyne.
11:56Into attention.
11:57Still.
11:58Right.
11:59Now, on the order that you'll get in a moment,
12:01you'll just have your legs apart like that.
12:03He'll go under your legs, OK,
12:04and then jump over there,
12:05then you'll go under his legs,
12:07and then you'll jump over there
12:08and finish in the last position of the way to.
12:10OK.
12:13Aren't you glad you came?
12:16Right, away you go!
12:18What is the position?
12:19Even teams, go!
12:21That's it.
12:22He goes under you.
12:23That's it.
12:23There he goes over the top.
12:24There you go underneath.
12:26Can you get over in there?
12:28Yay!
12:29Nice position!
12:30Position!
12:31Go along!
12:32Run!
12:36Very well done.
12:37OK, thank you.
12:38Hot teams, go!
12:43Underneath there.
12:48Hold on, hold on!
12:50Come on, give us a say.
12:52Get this down as well.
12:54Whatever you go down.
12:55That's it.
12:55Woo!
12:56Yes!
12:56Yes!
12:59Lovely, lovely, lovely.
13:03Where have Danny been both with you?
13:05Wait over there, if you will.
13:06Could we have the other couple on, please?
13:09All right, my dear?
13:09There we are.
13:11Good.
13:13I think this one's got some Velcro on.
13:15Right.
13:16OK, here we go.
13:18Raw Marine PT take three.
13:20Drum mark time.
13:22Left hand down, run it three times.
13:23Go!
13:27Very good, very good.
13:29Excellent.
13:30Ordinary teams, wheeling from the front.
13:31Go!
13:32Get him out.
13:33Don't get back to your position.
13:40OK.
13:41Even teams, go!
13:48Back on your mark.
13:49In!
13:49To attention.
13:51Snow!
13:52Exercise.
13:53Commit!
13:53This is the good bit coming up now.
14:00Do this.
14:08Come on time.
14:10Into attention.
14:12Snow!
14:12Finish positions.
14:14Go!
14:19Good.
14:20And here you go.
14:21That's it.
14:21Oh!
14:21Underneath.
14:35Underneath.
14:36That's it, fine.
14:37She'll never make it.
14:38You'll need a ladder.
14:40That's it.
14:40Get down a bit.
14:41Come and help us.
14:42Let's get her over.
14:43Let's get her over.
14:43Oh, go.
14:44She's going.
14:45Hey!
14:46Come on, mate.
14:47Run, run, run, run.
14:49Run, run.
14:50Run, run, run, run.
14:51That's it, sir.
14:53Come here.
14:54Come here.
14:56What are you trying to do?
14:57Join up?
14:59Anyway, the man shouting out all the orders was Colour Sergeant Mick Hill.
15:04Thanks to him and all the members of the Physical Training Instructors of the Royal Marines.
15:09We thank you.
15:11Wow.
15:15Oh!
15:16Doesn't that mean you're right?
15:18Right.
15:19And now, to judge this, we have the Assistant Inspector of PT for the Royal Marines, W01 John
15:25Kimbrey.
15:25And once again, thank you and the lads for doing that for us.
15:35It really is something.
15:36It's a great first game.
15:38So, the first couple were this couple here.
15:41So, what do you think?
15:41I thought Barry and Amy actually started off very well.
15:44They did?
15:44Barry tended to get lost, though, once the first sort of phase was moving.
15:47Yes, he did get a bit lost.
15:48And a bit like a one-man show, actually.
15:50I thought the way he was wandering around on his own.
15:51Amy, I thought, again, she started very well.
15:56She had a bit of a problem getting her leg over over one of my chaps.
15:59But has that always been a problem?
16:01Shut up, shut up.
16:03But the coordination on the exercises was quite good.
16:06So, I gave Barry seven and Amy eight.
16:07Oh, well done.
16:08Well done, you two.
16:09Very good.
16:10Now, what about Roger and Karen here?
16:13Well, again, I thought they both had a good start.
16:15I mean, their coordination was a little bit rusty.
16:18Yeah.
16:18But, obviously, that will work.
16:19But they finished very well with some good finishing positions.
16:21Yeah.
16:22So, I gave them seven each.
16:23Seven each.
16:24Well done as well.
16:25Very well done as well.
16:27Now, I hear that you're going to the Antarctic, is that right?
16:32I am.
16:33I'm leading the next Joint Services expedition to Antarctica in December.
16:36Oh, well, good.
16:36You're very brave to go the other side of Yorkshire.
16:38You really are.
16:39Good luck with the whole trip.
16:41Thanks a lot.
16:43There you are.
16:44Lovely.
16:45Welcome aboard, Miss Fox.
16:47Well, Barry and Amy have 15.
16:50Sharon and Reg have 14.
16:51Only one in it.
16:53Only one.
16:53Don't put yourself down over there.
16:55All right, then?
16:56Good.
16:57Now, our second game is called Pottering About.
17:00But, first of all, feast your eyes on this beautiful hand-decorated English earthenware.
17:05And, now, let's welcome from Bridgewater Pottery, Mr. Derek Lloyd.
17:15Thank you very much for being here.
17:20Give all our love to Bridgewater Pottery and all that.
17:24Now, come over here and see what Derek's going to be up to.
17:27So, get in nice and close so that you can see what he's doing.
17:31Now, we're not going to tell you what Derek is going to do, but watch him very carefully.
17:35Come in here, my love.
17:36That's good.
17:37And get in there.
17:38Okay, Derek, away you go.
17:40Okay?
17:44That's it.
17:46Now, watch this.
17:51If you're a little scratching there, it's, uh, it's Derek's nailing what's going on.
17:55If that grates your teeth a bit at home, you know, buy it on an old rubber pipe or something.
18:00Have you guessed, by the way, have a guess, what do you think he's doing, Barry?
18:07What do you think?
18:08Is it a fish?
18:09What do you think?
18:10It's a fish, yes, good, good.
18:11But what kind of a fish?
18:14Dolphin.
18:14What did you say?
18:15Salmon.
18:16You say a salmon.
18:19Shark.
18:19Shark.
18:20Yes, yes.
18:21Well, it's not a sardine, is it?
18:23We all know that.
18:26And, actually, it is a black salmon.
18:29Now, there is, by the way, don't start writing and say that it's definitely not a black salmon.
18:34But this is what they sort of do just for this artistic thing, because it's black and
18:38it looks nice.
18:40Now, this is, what are you doing this with, Derek?
18:42With a fattling knife.
18:43A fattling.
18:44A fattling knife.
18:45So, you've all got a fattling knife when it comes to it.
18:46It's just to put all these little, extra little touches in, you see?
18:50There's his eye.
18:52Oh, it wasn't his eye.
18:53You can't have three eyes, can you?
18:57There you are.
18:57That's lovely.
18:58Now, then.
19:00Good.
19:00Isn't that beautiful?
19:03Isn't that?
19:03You can see it.
19:03Oh, well, I don't know.
19:05There you are.
19:05There you are.
19:06There you are.
19:06There you are.
19:06There you are.
19:06There you are.
19:07Derek, will you come back and do it with a marking for us?
19:11I will.
19:11Can you get out of there?
19:13Okay.
19:14Fine.
19:14See you in a minute.
19:15Okay.
19:16Well, you get to your tables and put your pennies on.
19:19That's it.
19:20And when you've put your pennies on, then sit down.
19:23Now, you'll have 15 seconds to do the inner ring.
19:26And then about a minute to do your black salmon, starting from now.
19:32So get that ring done first.
19:34And then you'll hear a buzzer.
19:36And then you have to spend the rest of the time on your black salmon.
19:40That's it.
19:45Yes, a nice thin line, dear.
19:47That's it.
19:50Your black salmon won't get away, will it?
19:52What is that?
19:58I'm trying my best.
20:00Oh, you're doing your best.
20:01You are really, darling.
20:03That's it.
20:07Yes, it is a big salmon, isn't it?
20:10It's got wings.
20:13Looks like a jumbo jet from here.
20:16There we are.
20:17That's it.
20:17Bit of shape coming there.
20:19Lovely, lovely.
20:19OK, just a few little marks and a few of those little black spots, if you can get them on as well.
20:24And make sure you've got the gear.
20:27We're going five seconds left.
20:30Five seconds left.
20:31Yeah.
20:35All right, time's up.
20:36Whatever you're up to, time is up.
20:38Derek, come back and do some marking.
20:40Come in.
20:48If you can get right in there, Derek, because I'm going to turn this so that we can see it at home.
20:52All right.
20:52There we are.
20:54Like a harrier jet.
20:56Yes.
20:56But it's got a bit of a shape there.
20:58Yeah, there is a bit of a shape.
20:59Five?
21:00Five, yes.
21:00Five for that.
21:01OK.
21:01Five isn't bad at all.
21:03Now let's have a look here at...
21:05This is quite a good effort.
21:06It's got a good line on there.
21:08It's a little thick, but...
21:09And a good shape.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Got the markings.
21:12I think that deserves an eight.
21:13An eight?
21:14Oh, very good.
21:14An eight.
21:15Awesome.
21:16Now let's see what this little lad that Sharon got up to.
21:20There he is, love.
21:21I thought most lines are.
21:22That's going that way.
21:23Got an effort with the line there.
21:24Looks like a big bit of cod to me.
21:26What do you want?
21:27There's a few chips on there.
21:29And you say you're stopping on the way home.
21:31But what do you think?
21:32Well, she's got a nice tail and...
21:34Yeah, she's got...
21:35Oh, she's got a little dot.
21:36A few bit of scratches here and an eye.
21:38I think six.
21:39Six?
21:40I think the ladies have done well tonight.
21:41Well, the ladies have definitely very, very good indeed.
21:44So six for you, Sharon.
21:45That's lovely.
21:46Now the last one here.
21:48Oh.
21:51I don't know what this was, keeping the tail together or whether you didn't finish.
21:55Well, I'll leave the remarks to you.
21:57I think.
21:59You're playing it safe.
22:00You're playing it safe.
22:01A five for that one.
22:03A five, yes.
22:04It's probably not worth much more.
22:06We just...
22:06LAUGHTER
22:07There you are, five for that.
22:10Well, give all our love to everybody at the Bridgewater Potteries.
22:14And, Derek, thank you very much for being here.
22:17Nice to be here.
22:18And you.
22:18And you.
22:28What's on the board, Miss Hort?
22:31Barry and Amy have 28.
22:34Sharon and Reg have 25.
22:36Oh, good luck, you two.
22:38The fish let you down.
22:40Yes, thank you.
22:41But we will be getting a generation of telephone with our love.
22:44Thank you for being with us on the show.
22:46And we'll be seeing you on our...
22:47We'll be seeing you...
22:50LAUGHTER
22:51And I always get nothing.
22:55Oh, maybe I do.
22:58Well, we'll be seeing you in our grand final, yes.
23:01Yes, which is coming up very soon.
23:03There we go.
23:03All right, thank you again.
23:05There we are.
23:05There we go.
23:06APPLAUSE
23:06Thirteens from Devon.
23:12Their mother and son, Jill and Matty Ridd.
23:15Right.
23:16APPLAUSE
23:17Thank you for coming.
23:24How are you?
23:24So, now you are Jill...
23:26Ridd.
23:27Ridd.
23:28Ridd.
23:28Right.
23:29And what do you do?
23:30I'm a registrar of births, deaths and marriages.
23:32Oh, really?
23:33And tell me, what does your job entail?
23:35Hatches, matches and dispatches.
23:39LAUGHTER
23:39Well, that sums that up, hasn't it?
23:43Now, you're married to Bob.
23:44Will you tell us about the proposal?
23:46Oh, yeah.
23:49LAUGHTER
23:49One night...
23:50One night he said to me,
23:53so let's go out for some fish and chips.
23:55And I said, well, if you like.
23:57And whilst he's out aiding them, he says to me,
24:01innit, Boat Town, me and you got itch
24:03cos we've ignored each other long enough?
24:04LAUGHTER
24:05Could we have the subtitles, please?
24:07LAUGHTER
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09Now, what the lady just said...
24:13LAUGHTER
24:14..was, isn't it time we two got hitched?
24:19LAUGHTER
24:20We have known each other long enough.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:24LAUGHTER
24:25No...
24:26APPLAUSE
24:27No more...
24:28No more broad, dear and dear.
24:31OK, otherwise we'll be here all night.
24:33Right.
24:33Now, tell us about the honeymoon.
24:35OK.
24:36I took my hot water bottle.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:38Your hot water bottle?
24:39Yeah.
24:40On the honeymoon?
24:41Yeah.
24:41Well, where did you put it?
24:43Any part that needs warming up.
24:44And I'll tell you what...
24:46What?
24:46What are you going to tell?
24:48What are you going to tell?
24:49LAUGHTER
24:50Go on, you're one B.O.
24:52Go on.
24:52What do you...
24:53I got a new hot water bottle.
24:55No, you haven't.
24:55You haven't.
24:56You haven't.
24:56You haven't.
24:57And it glows in the dark.
24:59Well, does it?
25:01LAUGHTER
25:02LAUGHTER
25:03Well, that's one way of looking at it, isn't it?
25:08LAUGHTER
25:09Oh, yeah.
25:11Very interesting, yeah.
25:13Moving down to your son, Matty...
25:16Ridd.
25:16Ridd, oh, Ridd, Ridd, of course.
25:18And what do you do?
25:18I'm a medical student at the university.
25:19A medical student?
25:21Oh, fair enough.
25:21So one day you'll be a doctor, Ridd.
25:23Oh, yeah.
25:24Not a good name for a doctor, is it?
25:26LAUGHTER
25:26Have you any unusual hobbies?
25:29Oh, yeah, I like to play the violin, actually.
25:31Oh, I love the violin, especially if it's played on its own.
25:35Have you got it with you?
25:36Yeah, I have.
25:36Oh, marvellous.
25:37Rosie, oh, you've got it there?
25:38Rosie, bring on the violin.
25:40OK, lovely, cos I do...
25:42There's something about a violin, like bagpipes on the road.
25:44It always makes me fun.
25:45OK, now, what are you going to play?
25:47Well, I can only play God Save the Queen.
25:49LAUGHTER
25:50LAUGHTER
25:51God Save the Queen, is that all you can play?
25:54Well, er...
25:55Well, we're in it now, aren't we?
25:57We can't go back.
25:58You've got the violin.
25:59OK, well, er, get ready, then.
26:01OK, er, Matthew will now play God Save the Queen.
26:04Right.
26:06Oh, hold on.
26:07Oh, everybody stand up.
26:08Stand up.
26:09Everybody, come on.
26:11On your feet, on your feet.
26:12Show a bit of respect.
26:13LAUGHTER
26:14Thank you very much.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:25And, er, if anyone's just switched on, that was the very,
26:55last night on the floor.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:58Over there you go, and thank you, Jill, for being with us.
27:00Come on.
27:01Very nice.
27:01APPLAUSE
27:02Oh, well, OK.
27:03Oh.
27:04Thank you for leaving.
27:06Now, who's the last slot?
27:09Our fourth team's from Cheshire.
27:11They're mother and son, Margaret and Stuart Kirkham.
27:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:16There you are, Margaret.
27:25Kirkham.
27:26What?
27:28Margaret Kirkham.
27:30Oh, yes, well, if you...
27:30Sorry, I thought of going up in the world, then.
27:33She thought you were where, did you?
27:35Going up in the world, then.
27:36You thought you were going, no, when they come on this show,
27:38they go down in the world.
27:40Now, where did you, er, if you said you were married to Bernard
27:43for 35 years?
27:44Yeah.
27:4535 years, and where did you meet him?
27:47Erm, I was raking the ashes out.
27:48You know, the big black rake?
27:50Yes, yes.
27:50Bent down, raking the ashes out.
27:51You were what?
27:52I was raking the ashes out.
27:54No, I said, where did you meet him?
27:55Yeah, that's right.
27:56Well, you were bending down, raking the ashes, and he came...
27:59And he came...
28:00LAUGHTER
28:00What a strange night, isn't it?
28:04I've just got rid of one, I've got another one.
28:06LAUGHTER
28:07Anyway...
28:09Right, so you were bending down, raking the ashes, yes.
28:12Raking the ashes out. He came in...
28:13He came in with his friends.
28:14With his friends, yes.
28:15With me, posen us.
28:15Yeah.
28:15Erm, he said, oh, that's a great profile.
28:19And he asked me out.
28:20Just like that?
28:21Oh, so romantic.
28:23Yes, it was.
28:24The ashes sparked...
28:25Yeah.
28:26...the flame of love.
28:27And it's lasted for 35 years.
28:29Oh, no.
28:30Oh, no.
28:30Oh, no.
28:30Quick, bring the violinist back.
28:32LAUGHTER
28:32Now, what's all this about your proposal?
28:35Oh, erm...
28:36Well, we used to go to this restaurant, which was very cheap.
28:39Yes.
28:39You know, we could have a meal there on a Sunday, because we were skinned.
28:42And we'd go in...
28:44It really sounded like a proposal with a skin, yes.
28:49Yeah, well, we were.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Erm, anyway, this waitress, she really fancied Bernie.
28:53Oh, did he?
28:53Did she?
28:54She was, you know, real cheeky, like she'd sit and she'd make eyes at him, take the orders
28:58with her back to me.
28:59Yeah.
29:00And then when it came, his would be a lovely, beautiful, big portion of chicken, all set
29:05out on ice.
29:06I'd have all the scrappy bits and she'd slap it down.
29:09LAUGHTER
29:10Oh, what a shame.
29:11What a shame.
29:12It was awful.
29:13Anyhow, that's where he proposed.
29:14That's where he proposed.
29:15Well, now...
29:16Right.
29:17...you haven't seen that waitress in a very time yet.
29:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:25But she's here tonight!
29:27Oh!
29:28Oh!
29:29Oh!
29:30Oh!
29:31Oh!
29:32Oh!
29:33Sweet crappy, scrappy bits!
29:34Shit!
29:35Yeah!
29:36Yeah, I know!
29:37Yeah.
29:38Well, she did fancy your Bernie, didn't she?
29:40But this is a little memento for you, and when you get home, you can slap it on the table.
29:44Shit!
29:45OK.
29:46Now, over to your son, Stuart.
29:47And what do you do, Stuart?
29:48I'm a seminar leader for Wella Herker Products in Manchester.
29:51Oh!
29:52Oh, good, yes.
29:53And you're married to Debbie.
29:54Yeah.
29:55Where did you meet her?
29:56And what happened was, somebody had dropped a meat and potato pie on the corridor.
29:59Oh.
30:00And next minute, this girl came flying past on it like this.
30:02On the meat and potato pie?
30:03On the meat and potato pie!
30:04And I thought, she's all for me!
30:06Yeah, she was all there for you on a plate!
30:08Well...
30:09Hey!
30:10On your boot up!
30:11On your boot up!
30:12Yes!
30:13And you thought she was the dish of the day!
30:14Right!
30:15Have you any...
30:16Have you any irritating habits at all?
30:17Well, I watch TV in the bath, Bruce.
30:19Why?
30:20Haven't you got a sofa?
30:22That's more comfortable!
30:23Well, you don't mean to say you actually sit in the bath, washing the TV!
30:27That's right!
30:28Well, tell us about that!
30:29I mean, I'm never...
30:30Well, I carry the TV in...
30:31Yeah?
30:32...and what I do, I hog the bathroom for hours, which drives me wife mad.
30:35Yeah?
30:36And what I do, I keep topping the bath up with hot water and if there's a film on, she goes
30:39absolutely mad because I'm in there for hours watching it.
30:41But the only thing is, I'm in there that long, when I get out, I'm like a pink wrinkled prune!
30:46And it takes ages for those wrinkles to go, Bruce!
30:49Oh, I wish we'd have heard about this before, we could have come and filmed it!
30:53What a nature study!
30:54Right, have you known any pets at all?
30:56I have, yeah!
30:57I've got a dog called Bacon and a rabbit called Chops!
30:59Oh!
31:00Well, why don't you get a cat and call it Sausage, you're going to have a mixed group!
31:04I'll sign it later!
31:05Thank you for being here, lovely people!
31:06We've got a...
31:07Now, our first name is called Noises and Voices.
31:21Now, I'd like you to meet the man with the versatile larynx, Fogwell Flax.
31:26Well, on the way to the show here tonight, I knew I'd missed the bus. I heard it pull up.
31:39Ssshh!
31:51Ding! Ding!
31:52Ssshh!
32:02Maybe the best way to go to work would be through the forest!
32:07Through the forest, listening to all the... the lumberjacks.
32:17Timmer!
32:30The best way to work may be in a Formula One racing car. That would get you the air quick.
32:37.
32:47My decision is the best way would be on an old-fashioned steam train. Wouldn't that be great?
32:50.
33:07What do you think?
33:13.
33:16Is that your real name, Fogba?
33:17Yes, it is, yes, yes.
33:18What's it short for?
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34:50Three out of five, shall we say? Three out of five?
34:52Three out of five.
34:53And I think the steam train was excellent.
34:55Very good attempt indeed.
34:56Four out of five for that.
34:57Four out of five, yes.
34:58Well done.
34:59Now, as a surprise, you're going to do some cartoon voices.
35:05Isn't that good?
35:06So, have your choice.
35:08You take the choice this time, first of all.
35:09Okay, fine.
35:10That's good.
35:11Now then, it's going to be Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
35:17Okay, so you listen first and try and get the accent.
35:19Here we go.
35:20Fred, Fred, Betty, and I have to go shopping.
35:23Are you ready?
35:25Okay, Wilma, don't rush me.
35:28Nag, nag, nag.
35:30Yabba, dabba, doo.
35:33Very good.
35:34Now, forget Devin.
35:38Think American and forget Devin.
35:40Okay, away you go.
35:41Fred, Betty, I've got to go shopping.
35:44Are you ready?
35:47Okay, Wilma, don't rush me.
35:50Nag, nag, nag, nag.
35:51Yabba, dabba, doo.
35:54Very good.
35:55All right.
35:57Well done.
35:58Smart and time again.
36:00Well, I thought they were both very good tries.
36:02I'll give them three each for those.
36:03Three each for those.
36:04Okay.
36:04Same side of that.
36:06And well done.
36:06We'll just wait over there just a minute and we'll have the other couple on.
36:10Just wait there.
36:12Come here.
36:13Let me get in the middle of you and Stuart.
36:15Come this side of me, this side of me.
36:16Fine.
36:17Now, you're going to do the chainsaw and the tree.
36:20Okay, and you will do the bass.
36:22You'll do the bass.
36:23So, first of all, listen to the chainsaw.
36:24Whim, whim, nyam, nyam.
36:28Timber!
36:29That's it.
36:44All right.
36:46Whim, whim, whim.
36:48All right.
36:49Timber.
36:51Well, there we are.
36:52Now, you've got to do the bass.
36:54You've got none to follow.
36:55All right.
36:57Okay.
36:59There you go.
37:27There you go.
37:27I think it was a minibus.
37:33All right.
37:35There we are.
37:36But marking time.
37:37Well, Margaret.
37:38Well, I think two for having the bottle to stand there and do it, really.
37:41Yeah, not your kind of game, do you?
37:44Not your kind of game.
37:45And that was a good effort.
37:46We didn't get too much of the bus, so we got the ding-ding quite well.
37:49Three for that.
37:49You've got some cartoon characters to do now.
37:52It's going to be Sylvester and Tweety Pie.
37:55Now, you're going to be Tweety Pie, and you're going to be Sylvester.
38:00So listen to the voice.
38:01I thought I thought I was a pudding cat and sweep something up on me.
38:05I did.
38:06I thought I was a pudding cat.
38:08Suffering sick of it, you sort of pudding cat, all right, smarty pants.
38:12Shhh.
38:14That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
38:16Now, then, try and get the boys and we're going to think Tweezy Pie all the time.
38:20And there you go.
38:22Aye.
38:24T-tay-tot-a-puddy-tata, tweed-peed-o-pumpy.
38:28T-tay-tay-tot-a-totty-totty-tum-tty-tty-tty-pum-pumpy.
38:34We should get the last one on top.
38:36But I'll go and try, I'll go and try.
38:38All right, now, then.
38:42Suffering, suck-a-task, you saw a pretty cat, all rights, money-pants.
38:47Very good. Very good.
38:50All right.
38:52Show me some matches there.
38:54I think that was quite a good attempt of Tweety Pie.
38:57We got the right flow there. And three out of five for that.
39:00Three out of five. Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
39:03Very good attempt indeed. Four out of five for that.
39:05Four out of five, yes. Well done.
39:07Now...
39:09Well, thank you very much. All the voices in the impressive are so...
39:13Thank you very much indeed. Thank you for being with us.
39:15OK. Thank you very much indeed. Come back here.
39:18Come back here, you two. Let's see how we did here.
39:21What's on the board with Paul?
39:23Matty and Jill have 13. Margaret and Stuart have 12.
39:2712. Oh, I see. Only one of it. Only one.
39:31Those were the days.
39:33We will give you the current price of an article
39:36and we want you to tell us what you think it cost originally.
39:40First of all, have a look at this.
39:44Good guys! Good guys!
39:45Good guys!
39:47Who's ever you are?
39:48The champions of course Stalk Marjorie.
39:51Look! My best physician.
39:52You think I went over the top, Ruthie?
39:54Careful, I'll take your name and your phone number.
39:57And who's kicking off?
39:58What? With the thing on?
39:59Right. Stalk one, jam nil.
40:02Is this really Stalk?
40:03May I never Stalk alone?
40:06Trust Stalk, it tastes good enough to eat with nothing on.
40:09Stalk is the champion!
40:12Now today, a packet of margarine would cost approximately 26p.
40:16How much did it sell for in 1977?
40:2015p.
40:22So that is what the game is all about.
40:24Now, do play along at home with this, we'd love you to.
40:27Now, the food mixer today would cost around £140.
40:3146 years ago in 1948, Kenwood produced the first all-British food mixer.
40:37But how much in 1948?
40:40OK.
40:41Right.
40:43You got an answer?
40:44Right.
40:45The answer is £17.17 shillings.
40:50In old money, that is £17.85p in new money.
40:54What is your answer?
40:55We've got £7.50.
40:57£7.50?
40:58Well, we've got...
40:59She had £5.
41:01She crossed it out and she put three.
41:06So although you're way out, you are the nearest, so you get two points.
41:10Well done, you two.
41:11We got nothing.
41:12Right.
41:13Now, have a look at this wonderful piece of machinery.
41:19We have here the first Triumph motorcycle, which had a two and a quarter horsepower engine,
41:25which was about 300cc.
41:27An equivalent motorcycle today, with a similar engine size, would cost about £3,300.
41:34What did this superbike of its day sell for in 1902?
41:42You got an answer?
41:43Yes.
41:44You have an answer?
41:45Right.
41:46Well, in 1902, it would have cost you £35.
41:51What is your answer over there?
41:53We have £23.
41:55£23.
41:56Very good, because we've only got 15.
41:59So once again, we go down the drain.
42:02So, you've got the two points.
42:05Well done indeed.
42:06OK, and we hope you're playing this at home, as I said before.
42:09Now, car phones are a part of everyday life.
42:13Today, you can buy a car phone for as little as £99.
42:17Ten years ago, when the network started, this Motorola car phone was one of the first of its kind.
42:24How much would it cost in 1984, ten years ago?
42:30How much did it cost?
42:32You got an answer?
42:33Yeah.
42:34All right.
42:35Will you reveal the answer there?
42:37Thank you, Rosie.
42:38£3,000.
42:39£3,000.
42:41Now, what have you got over there?
42:43£3,000.
42:44£3,000.
42:45£3,000.
42:46We've got £1,200.
42:47Yay!
42:48And last, and last, two points for our side.
42:53But wasn't that interesting?
42:55I mean £3,000.
42:56Right.
42:57Now, have a look at this.
42:59And here comes Hurst.
43:00He's got some bibbler on the pitch.
43:01They think it's all over.
43:02It is down.
43:03It's down.
43:04It's down.
43:05That was Geoff Hurst scoring his third goal of that most memorable World Cup final,
43:14when England beat West Germany 4-2.
43:18Memories.
43:19Memories.
43:20And this is one of the boots he was actually wearing.
43:26Now, today, a top-of-the-range pair of football boots would cost around £120.
43:31How much would a pair of these boots cost in 1966?
43:361966.
43:39We've got an answer.
43:42You've got an answer?
43:43OK.
43:44Now, will you reveal the answer, please, Rosie?
43:46£17.
43:47£17.
43:48£17.50 in new money.
43:51What is your answer?
43:52We've got £40.
43:53£40.
43:54We've got £25.
43:57So, £25.
43:59We get the two points.
44:00Well done, you two.
44:02Well, that was really a comeback.
44:04And now, to confirm this, we have the only man to have scored a hat-trick in a World Cup final.
44:11Yes, it's Geoff Hurst, MBE.
44:14There he is.
44:15There he is.
44:22It really is.
44:23Ah, it is a memory, isn't it?
44:25Wonderful memory.
44:26A wonderful memory.
44:27You have feel so good.
44:28And to still hold that record.
44:3028 years.
44:3128 years, and nobody's beat it.
44:32And probably nobody much.
44:33It's very difficult to.
44:34Very difficult to.
44:35Now, have you got the medal with you?
44:37Have you got the medal with you?
44:38Yes.
44:39I want to see the medal.
44:40I brought out the safe this afternoon.
44:41Oh, I see.
44:42There we are.
44:43There it is.
44:44That's it.
44:45Oh.
44:46I wish they gave medals for entertaining.
44:47No, well, all those Oscars, you know, they take such a lot of dusting.
44:54That is a wonderful thing to see.
44:56It really is, Geoff.
44:57And what are you up to at the moment?
44:59I'm in insurance business.
45:00Oh, in insurance?
45:01About 14 or 15 years.
45:02Yeah.
45:03I didn't see the bike clips.
45:04LAUGHTER
45:05OK, well, you're a lovely guy.
45:09You're always such a good sportsman.
45:10I always, you know, looked up to you in my days when I was a kid playing football.
45:14LAUGHTER
45:15Good luck with everything you do.
45:24What's on the board, Miss Ford?
45:26Well, Matty and Jill have 17.
45:29Margaret and Stuart have 16.
45:31Oh, you just failed there.
45:34Bad luck.
45:35And we're sorry to lose you, but you will be getting a Generation Game telephone with all our love.
45:40And a nice round of applause for them.
45:42Sorry to lose you.
45:44And let's remind our fans of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
45:49Come over here.
45:50That's it.
45:52All right, sit yourselves down.
45:54That's it.
45:55Now, have we got a grand final for you.
45:57Well, now, it's dancing.
45:59And it's a Mediterranean flavour.
46:01And I might add, it's very demonstrative.
46:04All right.
46:05So, will you please welcome the Elinismos group.
47:49Hoia!
47:50What about it? Come on!
47:53Well, such lazy people, they never do the washing up.
47:58But that's all there is to it.
48:01Now, the Hellenic Dancing, that's what it is.
48:03And that dance was especially put together for the Generation Game.
48:07Let me explain that.
48:08Now, we've got the toss-up.
48:09So, there we are, Diane.
48:10Heads or tails?
48:11Heads, please.
48:11Heads, it is tails.
48:14Tails.
48:15So, now you've lost the toss.
48:17Do you want to go first or second?
48:18Second, please.
48:19Second, Jill?
48:19Okay, fine.
48:20You two go and get yourselves ready.
48:22And put these two in a couple of Greek urns.
48:26Put a couple of holes in them so they can get through, okay?
48:29We're ready now for Hellenic Dancing, take two.
48:36Oh, yes.
48:39Very good.
48:41Yeah.
48:42Yeah.
48:42There we go.
48:48Hey, you got it.
48:50Well done.
48:53Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:58Yeah.
48:58Get together, get together.
49:13Go round, go round.
49:15Hop, hop.
49:16The other way now.
49:17Other way.
49:18Other way.
49:19Go.
49:20Stop.
49:21Are you all right?
49:24OK.
49:25Now watch him very carefully.
49:32Watch the little step he does.
49:35Watch.
49:36Oh, yeah!
49:42OK.
49:43Another one.
49:45Here you go.
49:46It's OK if you want.
49:47Now do this little step.
49:48See, do that step.
49:50OK, fine.
49:53Now you ready?
49:54Go for it.
49:55Go for it.
49:56Go for it.
49:57Oh, very good.
49:58Hey!
49:59Get a look at that.
50:00Come here next to me.
50:01And Rose is over there.
50:02We've got the place.
50:03Now be very demonstrative about this.
50:04OK, are we ready?
50:05Cue music.
50:06Smash.
50:07Go on, smash.
50:08On the beat.
50:09On the beat.
50:10On the beat.
50:11On the beat.
50:12On the beat.
50:13On the beat.
50:14Go on.
50:15Go on.
50:16Smash.
50:17Go on.
50:18Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
50:20On the beat, on the beat, on the beat.
50:24Go on, smash it.
50:27Go on, go on.
50:29Nice.
50:37Hold on, hold on.
50:38Hold on, hold on, hold on.
50:40Hold on, be quiet.
50:46Very funny.
50:48But didn't they do well?
50:50I tell you, didn't they?
50:52Oh, sorry, didn't they?
50:58She's been awry on me all day.
51:00At this point, the effort was absolutely marvellous.
51:02And the music was beautiful, beautiful.
51:04Just a bit quick at the end.
51:06OK, we are now ready for Hellenic Dancing, take three.
51:12Yeah.
51:14Ho, ho.
51:16Ho, ho.
51:18Ho, ho.
51:20Ho, ho.
51:22Ho, ho.
51:24Ho, ho.
51:26Yeah, yeah.
51:28Ho, ho.
51:30Ho, ho.
51:32Now watch, watch, watch.
51:34Watch here.
51:36Come on.
51:38Do the leg.
51:40The leg going round.
51:42Ho, ho.
51:44Ho, ho.
51:46Ho, ho.
51:48Now watch, watch, watch.
51:50Watch here.
51:51Come on.
51:52Do the leg.
51:53The leg going round.
51:54Ho, ho.
51:55Ho, ho.
51:56Now round the other way.
51:57Round the other way.
51:58Round the other way.
51:59Round the other way.
52:00Now watch.
52:01Watch.
52:02OK.
52:03Oh, don't get carried away.
52:04Stand there.
52:05Stand there my jaw.
52:06I got it.
52:07Now watch very quickly.
52:09Watch the other step again.
52:10Watch the other step again.
52:11Watch the other step.
52:12Oh, wow.
52:14Ho, ho.
52:15Ho, ho.
52:16Ho, ho.
52:17Ho, ho.
52:18Ho, ho.
52:19Ho, ho.
52:20Ho, ho.
52:21Ho, ho.
52:22Ho, ho.
52:23Ho, ho.
52:24OK.
52:25Right, here you go.
52:26Ho, ho.
52:28Ho, ho.
52:29Ho, ho.
52:30Ho, ho.
52:31Ho, ho.
52:32Ho, ho.
52:33Ho, ho.
52:34Ho, ho.
52:35Ho, ho.
52:36Get that going.
52:37Get that going.
52:38That's OK.
52:39Don't worry.
52:40Don't roll.
52:41Hold on.
52:42Your pom-poms are still there.
52:44Right.
52:45OK.
52:46Go on.
52:48Ho, ho.
52:49Ho, ho.
52:50Ho, ho.
52:51Ho, ho.
52:52Ho, ho.
52:54Ho, ho.
52:55Ho, ho.
52:56Ho, ho.
52:57Here we are.
52:58When is this the finish coming?
53:00Sorry about that.
53:01Can you just check it?
53:02Go ahead.
53:02I'm sorry.
53:03Sorry about that.
53:03Go on.
53:04So sorry.
53:05So sorry.
53:06She's nice.
53:06Right.
53:09To the tempo.
53:11Smash.
53:12Smash.
53:21Let's go to the park.
53:23Oh, yeah.
53:24Go to the park.
53:27Go to the park.
53:27Go to the park.
53:28Go to the park.
53:29Go to the park.
53:31Go to the park.
53:32Go to the park.
53:33Oh, yeah.
53:34Oh, yeah.
53:38Go to the park.
53:49Well, thank you for giving us time.
53:51And now to judge this,
53:52we have group coordinator
53:54Vasiliki Scurfield.
54:04Well, thank you, Vasiliki, and your group for being here.
54:07It's lovely of you to lend this sort of little bit of nonsense to us,
54:10and we do thank you.
54:12Decisions, that's the only thing.
54:13Well, I found it very hard to make a decision
54:15because they were both, the couples were so good,
54:17so I decided on 18 for both of them.
54:20Oh, 18 for both!
54:23Thank you very much, Vasiliki.
54:30By the way, have you any Scottish ancestry?
54:32No.
54:33Oh, no, it's Cockaliki, isn't it?
54:35Anyway, thank you very much for being here.
54:38It's been such a colourful thing.
54:40Thank you, Vasiliki Scurfield.
54:42There we are.
54:44Now, it's got nice and close to me here,
54:46and I'm going to move just back here because we have a tyre breaker.
54:49Bless him, bless him.
54:50Right, now, here we go.
54:52What is the capital of Canada?
54:54Ontario.
54:55Ontario, yes.
54:56You are right.
54:57Well done.
54:58Well done.
54:59Well done.
55:00Well done, you two.
55:01It's been lovely to have you here.
55:03You've thrown yourself into everything.
55:05You really have.
55:06And you will be getting a generation game answering machine telephone
55:09as well as a pocket-coloured television each.
55:11Oh, thank you.
55:12Thank you for being here.
55:13And give our love to Devon.
55:14All right, then.
55:15Off you go there.
55:16There we are.
55:17Very good.
55:18Now, come on, you've got no time to miss.
55:19Come on.
55:20Take the doors away, please.
55:21All right, now, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:22Look out for the tricky ones because they're more valuable than they look.
55:23Your 40 seconds starts now.
55:24On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a case of champagne, a tablecloth and napkins, a portable TV set, a handmade toy box, an old flat iron, a magazine rack, a couple of waste bins, a champagne cooler, a pile of broken plates.
55:53A handmade rug, an electric water filter, a set of wooden dolls, an electronic calculator, a silver coffee caddy, an electric kettle, a pair of torches, a collection of mugs, an espresso maker and a doctorative hat.
56:17So keep thinking about all those things.
56:20Round the cup.
56:21There you are.
56:22Good.
56:23Now, sit yourselves down, if you will.
56:24Fine.
56:25Don't worry about that.
56:26We'll fix that later.
56:27Look.
56:28Now, then, you're going to get another 40 seconds.
56:30Okay, you're going to get the first 20 seconds.
56:32When you hear a funny noise, then you'll do the last 20 seconds.
56:36Everything you'll remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
56:38Good luck.
56:39So 40 seconds starts now.
56:41Champagne.
56:42Champagne.
56:43Broken plate.
56:44A cuddly toy.
56:46Cuddly toy.
56:47A tea or coffee thing.
56:49Torches.
56:50Then boxes.
56:52Boxes.
56:53Where things are.
56:55Oh my God.
56:56Oh my God.
56:57Oh my God.
56:58Oh my God.
56:59Oh my God.
57:00Oh my God.
57:01Oh my God.
57:02Oh my God.
57:03Don't forget the portable TV.
57:04Yeah.
57:05Portable television.
57:06Yes.
57:07The espresso coffee machine.
57:08Yes.
57:09The tin of coffee beans.
57:10Yeah.
57:11The old flat iron.
57:12You've got the flat iron.
57:13Yeah.
57:14The electric iron cup.
57:15The little dolls.
57:16The rug.
57:17The toilet glass.
57:19Electronic calculator.
57:20Oh, and that hat.
57:23The hat.
57:24Didn't they do well?
57:25Did you say that?
57:26You did.
57:27You like that hat.
57:28Come on.
57:29Hey.
57:30Hey.
57:31The wielding camera.
57:32That's all for last year.
57:34There's rather than that hat.
57:36You've got practically everything and I'm glad you got the, er, the very latest, er,
57:40and the old flat iron because that is the very latest steam press.
57:44That is a wonderful piece of equipment.
57:46And, of course, the pile of broken plates is a fabulous holiday for four to Athens.
57:53There we are, that's it, yeah, that's good.
57:58Well, to know you, myself, and everyone, and I do mean everyone,
58:02thanks for being with us this week, we'll see you next week.
58:06Be there!
58:07Whatever time!
58:09Whatever time!
58:12Oh, yes!
58:14Come on!
58:15And you try to do it, you can do it, everything makes it through.
58:21I wanna be the name with you.
58:28I wanna be the name with you.
58:42Bye-bye now, bye-bye!
58:45Bye-bye now, bye-bye now, bye-bye now!