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Part 2 of the 1994 Xmas Special. Today's contestants are Paul Kershaw & Melanie Hayes from Cheshire, Phil Wood & Lynne Strachan from County Durham, Heather & Jon Goodman from Norfolk, and June Croft & Andy Bailey from Berkshire & Derbyshire. And it was a special episode for many reasons, not least because Bruce was leaving the show for the last time, along with assistant Rosemary Ford. The contestants are a game bunch (and they have to be), with one revealing her embarrassing ignorance of a work T-Shirt she had to wear for Rubb Buildings, while another wishes to do the rumba with Brucie. However, the most mortifying one is one guest's love of a certain celebrity and how he does impressions of him, only for said celebrity to pop up unexpectedly - a certain Rolf Harris! If only he had known. Among the games to play are the Lederhosen Dance (where unlike the first time it appeared on the show, this time the teams face a very embarrassing challenge), Xmas Cake Making, Par De Deau (Ballet & Balloon, with Susan George as judge and yet more cheeky interplay - this time with Brucie and a tutu clad Rosemary), and Guess the Nursery Rhyme. The finale is a suitable panto spoof of Dick Whittington, where guest judge is Willie Rushden, who thankfully is less insulting than he was last time he was on and much funnier too. Sadly this episode is missing the end credits, but other than that it is complete. A nice episode for Brucie to finish on, but an end to an era for the show. It's just a shame it had to have Rolf Harris in, who does seem to get rather touchy feely with Susan George at the end with the singalong, even though Susan - ever the professional - does not react.
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00:00Now then, who have you got left?
00:03Our third teams from Norfolk, their mother and son, Heather and John Goodrum.
00:16And you're Heather...
00:18Goodrum.
00:18Goodrum, like Captain Morgan.
00:21Yeah.
00:21Yes, yeah, Christmas spirit.
00:23Right, you're married to Jack for 41 years.
00:2541.
00:26And where did you meet him?
00:27I met him at a Norwich dance.
00:29Yes.
00:29And he was there with another young lady.
00:31Oh, was he?
00:32And I was there on my own.
00:33Yes.
00:33And I thought, right, I'll have some of this.
00:36And he took me home.
00:38But then afterwards, I found out that he took the other girl home as well.
00:41No.
00:41After that, he went back.
00:43Oh, so you two girls had a good rum for your money?
00:45Yeah.
00:45What?
00:46A good rum is more like red rum.
00:49Has he had any irritating habits at all, darling?
00:51Oh, several.
00:52Oh, has he?
00:52One in particular, he rolls his shirt sleeves up.
00:56Yeah.
00:56And leaves them up when he puts them in the wash bin.
00:57Oh, it drives women mad, doesn't it?
01:00I've cured it, though.
01:01Are you cured it?
01:01Why?
01:02Yeah.
01:02I buy short-sleeved shirts.
01:05Good girl, good girl.
01:06I buy him cufflinks for Christmas.
01:08Right.
01:09Do you have Merry Christmases with him?
01:10Usually, there is one in particular that we didn't, though.
01:13We've had a little barn, and you know how it is.
01:14You have a little...
01:15Yeah, a little tip.
01:16A little hoo-ha.
01:17Yeah.
01:17And I took the kids to bed early.
01:19Yeah.
01:19And we left him downstairs, and he fell asleep watching telly.
01:22Yeah.
01:22And two balloons went off, bang.
01:24Yeah.
01:25And he thought I'd shot him.
01:26LAUGHTER
01:27Well, over to your son, John.
01:31Good rum.
01:31Good rum as well.
01:32Does your other half, Debbie, have any irritating habits?
01:35She does, yes.
01:36She laughs like a brain donkey.
01:38Yeah.
01:38And she has very, very peculiar feet.
01:40Yeah, you sure they're not hooves?
01:42LAUGHTER
01:43Who would you like to meet the most?
01:46Oh, that's got to be the great Mr. Rolf Harris.
01:48Rolf Harris?
01:48Yes.
01:48Do you know any of his songs at all?
01:50Probably my favourite is Timey Kangaroo Danceport.
01:53All right.
01:53Would you like to do a bit of it?
01:54Yeah, go on then.
01:55Use the board.
01:56All right, yep.
01:56Good.
01:57OK, fine.
01:58And put that on as well.
02:01Yeah, but don't put it under his nose, Rosie.
02:04She's putting his glasses under his nose.
02:06LAUGHTER
02:07OK, OK.
02:13There's an old Australian, lying, dying.
02:21And he gets himself up on the one elbow
02:22and takes a look at his mates who get around and he says,
02:25Watch me wallaby feed, mate.
02:27Watch me wallaby feed.
02:30They're a dangerous breed, mate.
02:32So watch me.
02:33LAUGHTER
02:34APPLAUSE
02:34LAUGHTER
02:35LAUGHTER
02:35LAUGHTER
02:36LAUGHTER
02:37LAUGHTER
02:39LAUGHTER
02:40LAUGHTER
02:41LAUGHTER
02:42LAUGHTER
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44LAUGHTER
02:45LAUGHTER
02:46LAUGHTER
02:47Thank you all day for this.
02:49LAUGHTER
02:49I look forward to you in this place.
02:52Oh, Rob.
02:53He's such a fan.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56OK, thank you, Rob Harris.
02:58LAUGHTER
02:59And we'll see you later.
03:00Come on, mate.
03:01Come on, mate.
03:02Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03Come on.
03:03APPLAUSE
03:04APPLAUSE
03:04APPLAUSE
03:05All right, who have we got left, Rosie?
03:11Our four's teams from Berkshire and Derbyshire,
03:14their mother and son, June Crofts and Andy Bailey.
03:17APPLAUSE
03:18Right, just there and on that one.
03:27There's Will, and how are you?
03:28Welcome, welcome.
03:29Now, you're June...
03:31Crofts.
03:31Crofts.
03:32Oh, Crofts.
03:32Are you the original?
03:33I am, yes.
03:34I see.
03:34Good.
03:35And what do you do?
03:36I'm a cashier at a service station.
03:38A cashier at a service station, I see.
03:39And you're married to Phil, so it's Phil and Phil-er-up.
03:43I don't think anybody's listening to me at the moment.
03:46LAUGHTER
03:47I thought so, yes.
03:49But...
03:50Any ambitions have you got?
03:52To do the rumba with you, Bruce.
03:54Oh, really?
03:54I'll see if we've...
03:56I'll see if we've got to.
03:57LAUGHTER
03:58APPLAUSE
03:59Are you musical at all?
04:05Um, yes, I played musical instruments, and one was a piano accordion.
04:11Yes.
04:11And...
04:12Piano accordion?
04:13Piano accordion!
04:14Yes.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:17That's why I had to pack in, you see.
04:19Yes.
04:20Because, um...
04:21I used to get...
04:22Really being a bit, you know...
04:23Yes.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24I used to get them trapped.
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27Did you say you wanted to ramble with me?
04:31Yes, please.
04:32Yes, well, in for a penny, in for a pound.
04:34That's right, and, er...
04:36Ramble music, please.
04:39MUSIC PLAYS
04:39Oh, that's nice.
04:42MUSIC PLAYS
04:43Oh, that's lovely.
04:49APPLAUSE
04:50Well, I did enjoy that.
04:54My shirt won't need ironing for weeks.
04:57LAUGHTER
04:58Gosh, that'll, er...
05:00Who are you?
05:01LAUGHTER
05:01Oh, yeah, what are you doing here?
05:04Oh, sorry, I'm going to your son, your son.
05:06Yes, er, Andy...
05:08Bailey.
05:08What do you do, Mr Bailey?
05:09I'm a police officer at Slough, with Group 5.
05:12Yes.
05:12And I brought you a crook.
05:14You brought me a crook?
05:16APPLAUSE
05:17I love it.
05:19I love it.
05:20I love it.
05:21Well, er, you're married to, er...
05:24Berengary.
05:26Berengare.
05:27Oh, Berengare.
05:28Yes.
05:28Oh, Berengare.
05:29Oh, pardon my French.
05:30Right.
05:31Where did you meet Berengare?
05:32Well, I had to go and pick two students up from a train station...
05:35Yes.
05:35...and they were waiting there.
05:37And I picked her suitcase up, and the clasp broke.
05:39And all her knickers and bra and everything.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:41So it was a brief encounter.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Any children have you got?
05:46I haven't got any yet.
05:47Oh.
05:47I've got one en route, er, in February.
05:50Oh, lovely.
05:51Well, oh, good luck for that.
05:53Good luck for that.
05:54Lovely, lovely.
05:55In fact, my, er, my colleague said to Berengare, you're putting on a bit of weight.
06:00And in a lovely French accent, she says, well, it's not my foot.
06:03I've got a chicken in the oven.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05And we thank you for being with us.
06:09We'll go out to them later.
06:11All right, mate, all right.
06:12Off you go over here, and we've got a baby coming out.
06:15Oh, good.
06:16Right.
06:17Our next game is called Par de Deux.
06:20Where's Madam Bury off?
06:35She can't come, love.
06:36Oh, dear.
06:38Well done, Rosie.
06:39Nobody noticed.
06:40Everybody's looking at your tutu.
06:42And your frock.
06:43What about Dimitri Crutch over?
06:47He can't come either, love.
06:48Oh, love.
06:49Well, I won't let you down, love.
06:51Yeah, that's what I'm here for.
06:52Love.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54Oh, I feel so free.
07:21There's somebody pinched me tutu.
07:25All right.
07:26So whatever you do, dear, don't look down.
07:29And that goes for you lot as well.
07:31All right.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:43APPLAUSE
08:25Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:33You'll get your turn.
08:35Oh, so soon.
08:55I'll water it later.
09:11By the way, Rosie will be available to sweep chimneys after January the 1st.
09:15All right, okay.
09:18First two on, over here.
09:20Good.
09:22There's your balloon.
09:23That's good.
09:24You start there.
09:24I'll guide you through this.
09:26Keep your arms nice and straight.
09:27That'll give you an idea.
09:28Cue music.
09:30Come on.
09:34That's it.
09:35Now go round, go round.
09:42Put your hand on it.
09:43Put your hand on it, dear.
09:45Put your hand on it.
09:46Keep your arms straight here.
09:47Now go back again.
09:48Go back again.
09:49Cue music.
09:52Good.
09:53Now round, round.
09:55Lovely.
09:56Very good.
09:57That's excellent.
09:58Good.
09:59Come here.
10:01Put that in the middle.
10:02Okay, sorry.
10:04Don't think it.
10:04You go right there, right through the middle, up the other side.
10:07Right, Gary?
10:09Cue music.
10:10Right, down you go.
10:24Good.
10:24There we are.
10:25Here you go.
10:26All right.
10:27Now you've got to go all the way back again.
10:30Underneath it, and away you go.
10:31All right, go on.
10:34Come on.
10:40Come on.
10:42Very good.
10:44Look how you've got it.
10:46Now your points, close at you now.
10:48Yes.
10:51Very good.
10:52Very good.
10:53Over there you go.
10:53Now the cameras, that's it, on the side.
10:56Now then, your face, you turn this way with your arms outstretched.
11:00You turn that way, and this will be good.
11:02Right.
11:04Music.
11:06Right.
11:07That's it.
11:08Go across.
11:09Now don't hold on to it.
11:10Keep your arms straight.
11:11It goes across your chest.
11:13That's it.
11:14How's it going to climb that?
11:16Right.
11:16That's it.
11:17Cue music.
11:18Away you go.
11:19No, right across.
11:20No, go across.
11:21That's it.
11:22Good.
11:23Lovely.
11:23Now round, round, round with your hands.
11:26Round, round.
11:27Good.
11:29Lovely.
11:30Lovely.
11:30Now.
11:31Very good.
11:32Yeah.
11:33This will be the good bit.
11:34Right.
11:35So here we go.
11:36Cue music.
11:38Right.
11:38Can you get through?
11:58Oh.
12:00I bet it was dark down there.
12:04Away you go.
12:04Cue music.
12:05There you go.
12:07Keep it.
12:08And do your pose.
12:27And look at the audience.
12:28That's it.
12:31Lovely.
12:32Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
12:33That's wonderful.
12:35And now that you judge this,
12:36we have a British actress
12:38who has achieved
12:39such international stardom.
12:41Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42Miss Susan George.
12:44Yes.
12:45You can get a little bit of that.
12:47You can get a little bit of that.
12:48Thank you for it.
12:52Thank you for doing this.
12:54What about what you saw as a couple over here?
12:56Well,
12:57coordination is sincerely lacking, I thought.
13:00Yes.
13:00You obviously don't do this very often.
13:02No.
13:03No, I understand that.
13:04I'll be very generous.
13:05Yes.
13:0616.
13:06Very good.
13:07Very good.
13:08A few of the things you do.
13:09A few of the things you do.
13:11All right.
13:11What about these two over here?
13:12Well,
13:13June has two enormous problems.
13:17No,
13:17I mean with the balloon.
13:18Oh,
13:19of course.
13:19The balloon and an an an an an.
13:20Yes.
13:20And you're a policeman.
13:23Yes.
13:23I'm surprised you couldn't do better.
13:2716.
13:2716 as well?
13:28Yes,
13:29I do.
13:2916 as well.
13:31A very difficult thing to do.
13:33But we only did it because it was Christmas.
13:35Christmas,
13:36I think.
13:36Yeah,
13:36what have you got coming up next?
13:38What's on the agenda?
13:39I've just finished a film.
13:40Yes.
13:40Simon,
13:41my husband,
13:41directed.
13:42Oh,
13:42lovely.
13:42And I starred in.
13:43Yes,
13:43called The House That Mary Bought.
13:44Oh,
13:44and when is that released?
13:46It's released next year.
13:47All right.
13:47All right,
13:48we're down.
13:48Merry Christmas,
13:49Susan.
13:49Thanks for coming in.
13:50Merry Christmas.
13:51Susan George.
13:51There we are.
13:53Thank you, guys.
13:55Very well.
13:55Good.
13:57What's on the board,
13:58Madam Ford?
13:59Well,
14:00John and Heather have 16.
14:02June and Andy also have 16.
14:04Thank you so much.
14:07All right,
14:08throw your tutus off.
14:09Throw your tutus off.
14:10You don't need those anymore.
14:11Now,
14:12our fourth game is called
14:13Nursery Rhymes.
14:15You will each be given a card
14:16with the title of a nursery rhyme on it.
14:18OK?
14:19You then draw the title of that rhyme.
14:22Your partner then
14:23will have to guess what it is.
14:25OK?
14:25Can we have the boards, please?
14:29OK,
14:30now,
14:30get to your boards.
14:31Get to your boards.
14:32That's your one there.
14:33That's your one there.
14:34And,
14:34er,
14:35that's it.
14:35That's it.
14:36Now,
14:37look at the cards.
14:38And as soon as you've read it,
14:39put it back.
14:42Fine.
14:42Now,
14:42you've got about a minute
14:43to draw your nursery rhyme
14:45starting from
14:46now.
14:47Here we go.
15:13Ah!
15:14Ten seconds left for last-minute things.
15:24I can hear them all murmuring out there,
15:27what they think some of them are, but we'll soon see.
15:33Right, time's up. Wherever you're up to, stop.
15:36And could we straighten out the boards, please?
15:38And you come over here with me, my darling.
15:39Stay right there. Stay right there.
15:41OK. Now, you then, my darling,
15:43I have to guess what this one is, OK?
15:46Is it Away in a Manger?
15:48No, it's not Away in a Manger.
15:51Do you want to have a guess what you think it is?
15:53Old Mother Hubbard?
15:55Yes. Old Mother Hubbard for one point.
15:57Well done.
15:59Now, you've got to now guess Heather's one.
16:02What do you think that is?
16:05Is it Jack and Jill?
16:07No, it isn't Jack and Jill.
16:09Can you have a guess over there?
16:12No idea?
16:13Well, it is Georgie Porgie Pudney Pie.
16:17Yeah, Mae, the girl. Is that a girl?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Well, why is she so tiny?
16:22Oh, he's a big bloke.
16:23I know he's a big bloke, dear.
16:26OK, so no points at all.
16:28So I'm going to come over here now.
16:30Now, first of all, let's go to this one here.
16:33And you drew this one, didn't you?
16:35Yes.
16:35So have a guess what you think this one is, Andy.
16:39I know what it is, but I can't think of the word.
16:41You can't think of it? You know what it is?
16:42No.
16:43What did you...
16:44Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
16:46How does your garden grow?
16:47Very good.
16:48That is right.
16:49Well done.
16:50One point over there.
16:52Lovely, lovely.
16:53So it's all on this one now.
16:56Now then.
16:57What do you think that was that Andy drew?
16:59Andy drew.
17:03What?
17:04No idea.
17:06Is it Pop Goes the Weasel?
17:08No, no.
17:09It's nearer than what it really is.
17:11Don't worry.
17:11It's Little Jack Hornet.
17:15What do you expect?
17:17And he's a policeman.
17:20It's not an mistake.
17:21Yeah, but what...
17:22Tell us what you would draw.
17:23That's a jack-in-the-box.
17:24That's Jack.
17:26A jack-in-the-box.
17:27That's Jack.
17:27Jack.
17:28Hornet.
17:28And that's a hornet.
17:29Hornet.
17:30Hornet.
17:30Hornet.
17:34Let go of me.
17:40Yes, well, that was a shame.
17:42Anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
17:46John and Heather have 17.
17:49June and Andy also have 17.
17:51Oh, a tiebreaker.
17:53What a bit of luck.
17:55OK, quiet out there in our audience for this part.
17:58Don't forget, think before you speak.
18:00Which singer had a number one hit with mistletoe and wine?
18:05Cliff Richard.
18:06Yes.
18:06Very good.
18:09Brilliant.
18:10Very good indeed.
18:12Well, we're sorry to leave you.
18:14And, uh, but you will be getting a Generation Game telephone to each of you.
18:17And thank you for being with us.
18:19You've been absolutely wonderful sports.
18:20OK, we'll see you later on for a drink.
18:22OK, see you later on for a drink.
18:24Come and get a mix in mind ourselves, who you two will be playing in our grand final.
18:30Right.
18:33Thank you so much.
18:33Brilliant.
18:34And if we've got a grand final for you, now it's a pantomime, and you'll need stamina,
18:40character, and luck.
18:42OK.
18:43Oh, the vital toss-up.
18:44Oh, you've got it for me.
18:45Fine.
18:46By the way, this is my lucky coin.
18:47People often laugh at it.
18:48Can you see?
18:49Can you go close in there?
18:51That's heads.
18:54See?
18:55And there.
18:58So all these years, whenever I toss the coin up, they always go, ooh!
19:02So that's what it's all about.
19:04So, Melody, heads or tails?
19:06Heads, please.
19:07Heads it is.
19:08Oh, as you can see, it's tails.
19:10So you lost the toss.
19:11Do you want to go first or second?
19:13First, get it over with.
19:14OK, over there you go.
19:15There we are.
19:15All right, John?
19:16Yep.
19:16Fine.
19:17Now, put these two up a beanstalk and call the giant.
19:21OK, we'll see you in a minute.
19:23We're ready now for Dick Whittington, take one.
19:30I'm Alderman Fitzwarren, and this is my general store.
19:33Oh, I wish I could get rid of these rats.
19:36I'm plagued with them.
19:37Well, darling, you're a fairy.
19:42Darling, what a fairy.
19:43Right.
19:44Your first wish I will grant you.
19:46I must go before it gets foggy.
19:49The one to help you kill the rats is a fellow called Dick and is Moggy.
19:52Very good.
19:53Very good.
19:54I can go, darling.
19:55Shout, shout, shout, shout.
19:57Lovely, lovely, lovely.
19:58There isn't a goose in Dick Whittington, for goodness sake.
20:10Anyway, a goose doesn't walk like that.
20:11He waddles.
20:12Do a waddle round me.
20:13Do a waddle.
20:14That's better.
20:16That's good.
20:16That's good.
20:17Yeah, good.
20:18Come round here a bit.
20:19Now do a honk.
20:20Do a honk.
20:20I don't know how he did that, but he did it.
20:28But while you're here, I need one of your golden eggs to pay the rat catcher.
20:33OK, concentrate.
20:34Let's go on.
20:35You're laying an egg.
20:36Go on.
20:36You have to strain yourself.
20:38Go on, strain.
20:39Oh.
20:39Oh.
20:42Oh.
20:47Well done.
20:48Well done.
20:48It's an Easter egg and it's past this sell-by date.
20:52Yeah, go and get into your King Rat costume.
20:54You should be King Rat.
20:58Oh, there we are.
21:00Good morning.
21:01Good morning, sir.
21:03We've come to see Alderman Fitzwarren, proprietor of this store.
21:06That's me.
21:07And who might you be?
21:08I, sir, am the famous Richard Whittington.
21:11Oh, yes.
21:11And what a lovely bundle.
21:13And this is my cat, Cato.
21:15Go on, Cato.
21:16Show him what you can do.
21:17Oh.
21:17Oh.
21:18Hold on.
21:25Has he been doctored?
21:26No.
21:28Did he?
21:28What did he just say?
21:30All that meowing?
21:31He says, is your mustache for sale?
21:33Yeah, well, why does he want to know that?
21:35Cats would buy whiskers.
21:36Oh, applause.
21:40Of course.
21:41Oh, Dickie's funny, Dickie.
21:43Yeah, we'll tell him he's asking for a sock in the puss.
21:46Go on.
21:46Go on.
21:53Cinderella?
21:54What are you doing in Dick Whittington?
21:55Oh, never mind.
21:56Say your line, dear.
21:57Good.
21:57I wish I'd gone to the ball.
21:58Yeah, you're not the only one.
22:01Sing a song with me, buttons.
22:03I'm not buttons, for goodness sake.
22:05You're in the wrong panto.
22:06Oh, all right.
22:07Come on.
22:07Come over here and sing a little.
22:09I'll sing a little song with you.
22:10Okay.
22:11Jump up there.
22:12Woo!
22:12Cue music.
22:20I would say such wonderful things to you.
22:26And there would be such wonderful things to do
22:31If I were the only girl in the world
22:35And I were the only boy.
22:38Very good.
22:40Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
22:43Oh, that's it.
22:46Oh, thank you, thank you.
22:48You've made me so happy.
22:50Now I must fly.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Oh, good.
22:52Are you on a wire?
22:54No, how could they be on a wire?
22:56Anyway, off you go.
22:57Off you go.
22:57And that was a very good cinder.
22:59Away you go, dear.
23:00Have fun.
23:00Have a good luck.
23:09Come here.
23:10About time, too, for goodness sake.
23:12Fitzwarren, you've caused me enough trouble.
23:15It's time you were varnished.
23:19Varnished?
23:19What are you talking about?
23:20That's vanquished.
23:21For heaven's sake.
23:23Varnished.
23:23Go.
23:24What?
23:24Cat-owned here knows how to deal with vermin like you.
23:28You've got a little bit of karate.
23:32Go on.
23:34Hold on.
23:39Hold on.
23:40Hold on.
23:41Very good.
23:44Very good.
23:45Now I want a good clean fight.
23:46You see, we'll take it nice and easy, and it'll look great afterwards.
23:50This is the way Spielberg does it.
23:52All right, then.
23:52Go on.
23:53Away you go.
23:53That's it.
23:55Plenty of noise.
23:55Plenty of noise.
23:56That's it.
23:57Good.
23:57Now, okay.
23:58Now chase him back again.
23:59Let him chase you.
24:00Good.
24:00Five.
24:01Lovely.
24:03Now come over here.
24:04Over here.
24:05Now run up the ladder.
24:06Run up the ladder.
24:06Quick.
24:07Run up the ladder.
24:07Quick.
24:07Up the ladder.
24:08Okay.
24:09Now down the ladder.
24:10Quick.
24:10Down the ladder.
24:10Down the ladder.
24:11Now watch him.
24:12Watch him.
24:12Watch him.
24:13Here he goes.
24:13Watch him.
24:14Look.
24:14Look.
24:14Ooh.
24:15Oh.
24:16There you go.
24:23That's it.
24:23Just a little.
24:27Very good.
24:28Very good.
24:30Love.
24:33Love.
24:34Right.
24:34Take it, Slavy.
24:35Don't worry.
24:36Here he goes.
24:36But when he gets there, just bend.
24:38That's it.
24:38Bend there.
24:39Fine.
24:39Now he's going to go in for the coup de grace on your head.
24:41Now fall.
24:42Fall.
24:43That's it.
24:43And a few twitches.
24:44A few twitches.
24:45Good.
24:46Good.
24:47Okay.
24:48You're dead.
24:49He's dead.
24:50Well done.
24:51That's good.
24:52Marvellous.
24:53Okay.
24:53Here you come.
24:54Happy time.
24:55Happy time.
24:55That was marvellous.
24:56Now just play that back for us, will you?
24:59There you go.
25:01There you go.
25:03That was really good.
25:21Well done.
25:22Well done.
25:22Oh, at last, my daughter.
25:28God blimey.
25:29My daughter.
25:30Alice Fitzwarren.
25:32Come on, Cato.
25:33We're off on our travels.
25:35Will you wait for me, Alice?
25:36I'll wait for you, Dick.
25:38And then, when we've made our fortune, we'll meet again.
25:44How did Vera live?
25:45She always gets her own way.
25:48Yeah.
25:49But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
25:55That was absolutely marvellous, both of you.
26:09Well done.
26:10Over there, if you will, weren't they?
26:11Over there.
26:13Time.
26:14Have you had a couple ready?
26:16Right.
26:16We're ready now for Dick Whittington, take two.
26:20I'm still Audubon, Fitzwarren, and I could still do with getting rid of those awful rats.
26:32Cherry, yes, it's dance-up to me, dear lovely.
26:34Oh, very good.
26:36I know just who can help you.
26:38They're known from Brighton to Chester.
26:41Dick Whittington is the man you need, and his cat is as fierce as Sylvester.
26:46Well done.
26:47Very nice, too.
26:48See you later.
26:49Goose wobble.
26:54The wobble.
26:54Yeah, wobble your set.
26:55That's good.
26:56Go round.
26:56Go round here a bit.
26:57No, round this way.
26:58Fine.
26:59Round here.
27:00That's it.
27:01I like it.
27:02I like it.
27:03Have you got a honk?
27:03Have you got a...
27:04Good.
27:06Marvellous.
27:06OK.
27:07Now, the goose, you look more like a dead duck, but look.
27:10I need one of your golden eggs to pay the rat catcher.
27:13So lay your egg and go on.
27:15Really?
27:15Oh.
27:16Go on.
27:18Have you got an egg there?
27:19No bacon.
27:26What a shame.
27:28No bacon.
27:29Right.
27:30Now, go and get yourself into the king rat outfit.
27:32That's who you are.
27:33King rat.
27:34Now, go on.
27:34Be off with you.
27:34Orderman Fitzwarren at your service.
27:41May I help you?
27:42I, sir, am the famous Dick Whittington.
27:45And this is my cat, Kato.
27:46Go on, Kato.
27:47Show him what you can do.
27:48Meow.
27:49Oh.
27:50Oh, very good.
27:51Meow.
27:52Here he goes again.
27:53I mean, hands he is.
27:56Right.
27:56What did he say, then?
27:58He wants to know if you've got a fish head.
28:00No, he always looks like that.
28:02I don't suppose you can get him.
28:08Get out of here.
28:09And get out of here as well.
28:10Go on.
28:11Don't you start.
28:12For goodness sake.
28:13Now, send King Rat on because...
28:15Oh.
28:16Look, there's no Cinderella in Dick Whittington, dear.
28:20Dick Whittington...
28:21Oh, never mind.
28:22I hear the prince is having a ball.
28:25Yeah, well, I'm glad someone is.
28:26It certainly isn't me.
28:28I'm so unhappy.
28:30Sing a song with me, buttlins.
28:34Buttlins?
28:35I'm not...
28:35I'm not buttlins.
28:36I'm buttins.
28:37No, I'm not buttins.
28:38I'm...
28:39Start sobbing his butt...
28:41All right, I'll sing a little song with you.
28:44Come over here, child.
28:46And jump up there.
28:47That's fine.
28:48That's lovely.
28:49Cue music.
28:52I would say such wonderful things to you.
28:56There would be such wonderful things to do.
29:00If I were the only girl in the world.
29:05I was the only girl.
29:08Oh, very nice.
29:11All right, will you send the King Rat on, please?
29:15I'm the only girl in the world.
29:20Are you lost?
29:22I'm over here.
29:23I'm over here, that's it.
29:25Look, look who's here.
29:26King Rat about time.
29:27You've met your match.
29:28Nothing can destroy me.
29:29Nothing, nothing.
29:31Nothing can destroy me.
29:33Not even Ron Tickle.
29:35Ron Tickle?
29:36What are you talking about?
29:36It's Rent-A-Kill, for goodness sake.
29:39Ron Tickle.
29:40King Rat.
29:41Cat-O knows how to deal with vermin.
29:44Oh.
29:49All right.
29:52All right.
29:54It's only a game.
29:56Right, I want a good, clean fight.
29:59Okay, a good, clean fight.
30:00And we'll take this nice and easy.
30:02First of all, chase him round there.
30:03Okay, round you go, go on, round you go, go on.
30:06That's it, good, good.
30:07There you go, please.
30:08Good, round you go.
30:09Now he's going to chase you, he's going to chase you.
30:11Now, round you go.
30:13Good, round me, that's it.
30:15So I'm going to...
30:16Round you go, over here, over here, over here.
30:18Now run up the steps, run up the steps.
30:20That's it, run up the steps.
30:21Now come down, come down, come down.
30:22Good, now watch, watch him go, watch him go, look, look.
30:26Whoa, up, hey, yo.
30:29Oh, there, there we are.
30:31Okay, now, go on, off you go.
30:32Right, up he go, up-a-dee, oh.
30:37What a pal.
30:40Okay, well then, just stand there.
30:43He's going to go with the sword.
30:44When he goes with the sword, just bend.
30:46But he's going to do it slow.
30:47Right, down you go.
30:48Now just stay there, stay there for the coup de grace.
30:51That's it, fine.
30:52Now fall on your back, on your back.
30:54Now a few twitches, do a few twitches.
30:55This is your big dying thing.
30:57That's it, yeah, all right.
31:01That's it.
31:01Oh, that was very good.
31:05So come over here.
31:06Now let's see that back.
31:07Just watch down there.
31:08You'll be proud of this.
31:09That would have been really great if they'd have put the film in the right way.
31:34What a mess.
31:35It really was.
31:37Oh, at last.
31:39It's my daughter, Alice Fitzwarren.
31:41Come on, puss.
31:43We're off on our travels.
31:44Will you wait for me, Alice?
31:45I'll wait for you, Dick.
31:48Then when we've made our fortune, we'll meet again.
31:54You've been buying drinks, haven't you, for the band.
31:57In the pub.
31:58You've been a good day.
31:59That's why you've been a good day.
32:00We'll meet again, some sunny day.
32:04Thanks to Rosie, the best.
32:18Oh, the best in the business.
32:20Yes, beautiful boy.
32:23That is.
32:24And where are you going to be for pantomime this year?
32:26The Mayflower Theatre in Southampton, in Duke Wittleton, playing Dick.
32:29Oh, playing Dick.
32:30Lovely, lovely, lovely.
32:31And Kato was played by Tom Wu.
32:35There we are.
32:36Thank you, Tom.
32:37And if we'll come back to you two, quickly, quickly, quickly, to the other side, fine now.
32:42To judge this, we have a man who has his own brand of humour.
32:46And a wonderful one of that.
32:48It's Mr. Willie Rushton.
32:50Willie!
32:59Well, a few comments for our first couple.
33:01I don't think this care in the community is working at all, you know.
33:06God knows what people like this are going to do when you've gone.
33:09I don't know.
33:10Actually, I thought, team one, absolutely brilliant.
33:13I thought the budgery guy incited dubious taste.
33:15First rate, anything.
33:16The only Bruce Lee I've ever seen dressed by Vivian Westwood.
33:19Firstly.
33:20Bags of verve, both as a good fairy.
33:22And as Alice Fitzwarren, I thought, straight, straight from Sunset Boulevard.
33:29Melanie.
33:29All I wrote down here was, small fantasy, Palmer, Hammond, Melanie.
33:35And I've reached that age.
33:37A dangerous age.
33:38I thought she was absolutely gorgeous.
33:40Truly beautiful.
33:41Gorgeous.
33:41Paul, I thought it was a hint of Jeff Capes in his budgerigar.
33:45Memories of St. Donald Woolf, it, funny enough, came back.
33:48I think he did a few, too.
33:49Anyway, you'll be excellent.
33:52Jurassic Park, the sequel.
33:5518 points for you.
33:56Yes.
33:56But for you, who I thought, sex and violence, I've never seen anything like it, quite frankly.
34:0019.
34:01Oh!
34:03Very close, man.
34:05Very close, indeed.
34:08Ah, lovely.
34:10Just hold on a minute.
34:11Just a minute.
34:12What have you got to tell us about this going on at the moment with you and in the new year?
34:18What?
34:18I'm nothing at all.
34:20This may be the last time you ever see me on television.
34:23I'm sure it's...
34:24A bit of the streaming made, yeah.
34:25I'm sure it was.
34:26Last decent thing you've ever seen on the box.
34:29Me and Bruce together.
34:30Two.
34:30Whatever you do, you always make me laugh, and you always will.
34:35Willie Rushden, ladies and gentlemen.
34:37That's it.
34:38That's it.
34:39That was lovely.
34:40That was lovely.
34:41Well, we are sorry to lose you two.
34:45But it was very, very close, I know, but you will be getting the Generation Game telephone
34:49answering machine and the pocket-coloured television each.
34:52Yes, sir.
34:52And thank you very much for being with us.
34:55And off you go there.
34:56We'll have a little drink in a minute after we've finished.
34:58Okay, hurry up.
34:59We've got a drink.
34:59Quick, quick.
35:00You've got no time for all that.
35:02Come on.
35:02We're having a big step here.
35:04Come along.
35:04Round here.
35:05Round, round.
35:06Keep going.
35:06Keep going.
35:07That's it.
35:08Round and round.
35:09Okay, take the drawers away, please.
35:11Lots of articles in the past before your eyes.
35:13Look out for the tricky ones.
35:14They're more valuable than they look.
35:16Good luck for this.
35:16You have 40 seconds, and your 40 seconds starts now.
35:20On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a Christmas case of champagne, an antique-style radio, some Christmas
35:26candles, two wall sconces, a cup of champagne, and a cup of champagne.
35:29A carved elephant, a Christmas doll, an old TV aerial.
35:34umbrella box and key rack, a cell net phone, a winter muffler, some seahorse bookends, a foot spa, a collection of Santas.
35:46Aren't they lovely?
35:47A champagne cooler.
35:49Whoa!
35:52A hold-all, a decorative plate, a popcorn maker, an electric heated rollers, an electronic keyboard.
36:01There we are.
36:02So keep thinking, nice folks.
36:05There they are.
36:06Come along.
36:06Sit yourselves down up here.
36:08Nice and quickly.
36:09That's it.
36:09Sit yourselves down.
36:10Now you're going to have another 40 seconds.
36:12Everything you remember, you will take home with you tonight.
36:14You'll get the first 20 seconds.
36:16When you hear a funny noise, you'll take over.
36:18Okay, good luck for this.
36:19Your 40 seconds starts now.
36:22Champagne, the TV aerial, the muffler, some Santas, a plate, some wall things, an elephant, a keyboard, an umbrella stand thing.
36:34Um, rollers, antique radio, Christmas candles, um, um, cuddly toys, um, radio, a keyboard, a heated rollers, little father Christmases, radio, foot spa, seahorse bookends, you've got the winter mufflers, you've got the Christmas doll, the cart, the elephant.
37:01Oh, didn't they do well?
37:04I think you did very well.
37:06Come along here.
37:11I'm so glad you got the old TV aerial because that is the latest combined TV and video.
37:18And, of course, the winter muffler is a fabulous holiday for four to Bermuda.
37:25How about that?
37:27You happy?
37:28All right?
37:28Right, now, come over here.
37:30Get yourselves over here.
37:32Now, as we've done every Christmas, we'd like to invite our eight contestants to join us for this part of the show.
37:40Now, we're going to sing White Christmas.
37:43There's a glass of champagne and it's real.
37:45At the end of this, you get a real glass of champagne for all those that are in tune.
37:50Okay?
37:51Cue music.
37:52I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
38:07Just like the ones I used to know.
38:14With the treetops glisten and children glisten to hear the slavers in the snow.
38:31Oh, right.
38:32Oh, right.
38:32I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
38:41Lovely.
38:42Very good.
38:44With every Christmas could I rest.
38:51May your days be merry and bright.
39:01And may all your Christmases be white.
39:08There he goes.
39:33Come on, champagne, champagne, Merry Christmas.
39:38Lovely, lovely.
39:40Well, thanks to all our contestants here and all those throughout the series.
39:49And our special guests over there, Susan, Rolfe and Willie.
39:54Thank you for being with us.
39:56And on behalf of Rosie and myself and everyone, and I do mean everyone.
40:02Excuse me a second, Bruce.
40:04There is just one extra present and it's for you.
40:09And it's from everyone.
40:11And I do mean everyone here and watching at home.
40:14And it's to wish you all the best for the future and a very, very big thank you.
40:19Oh, thank you, Mr. Gary.
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