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The contestants featuring for the start of the 1994 series are Jean & Andrew Bowden from Cheshire, Yasmin & Pauras Cola from Essex, Brian Fernquest & Dale Howells from Gwent, and Mike Ray & Louise Barker from Humberside. Bruce Forsyth returns to host in what would be his last series, assisted as always by Rosemary Ford and among the games played today are "Flamenco Fun", "Ensemadas" (cooking), "Coffee Commercial" (which is great fun) and "Telly Teasers", where they have to draw a TV series for their team mate to guess and where one contestant proved surprisingly good at. The finale is a spoof on The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Roy Hudd is guest judge, but who will he give the hump to and who will be ringing his praises when he makes the decision on who will go through to the conveyor belt of prizes? Watch on and find out...
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00:00Life is the name of the game
00:05And I want to play the game with you
00:07Life can be terribly great
00:12If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I want to play the game with you
00:19Hey, hop, ho, hey!
00:22Hey!
00:24Thank you!
00:26Yeah!
00:30Good evening!
00:33Hey, God!
00:34You're lovely!
00:35Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, children
00:36Welcome to the Generation Game
00:38And it's nice to be back
00:39In fact, it's nice to see you
00:41To see you...
00:43Nice!
00:44And welcome to all of you who are watching at home
00:47When you could be out enjoying yourselves
00:48I always like to start the series off with a laugh
00:53And I nearly managed it that time
00:56Did you notice?
00:58Oh, I'm glad you noticed
00:58Right
00:58But it's been a week, a traumatic week
01:00Oh, yeah
01:01The only word for it
01:02On Monday night, my next-door neighbour's house
01:04Was ransacked by an intruder
01:06He got in through the window
01:08And...
01:09Got in through the window
01:12They're getting better
01:13I don't know who that is
01:16He wasn't here last year
01:18Anyway
01:18He's writing it all down
01:20Anyway
01:20A gag broke into my neighbour's home
01:23While he was watching his TV with his family
01:25The police came and asked him for a description of the robbers
01:28He said they were all members of a pop group
01:31The policeman said
01:32What makes you think they're all members of a pop group?
01:34He said because they were opening cupboards and drawers and saying
01:36Take that
01:37Take that
01:38Take that
01:38He's still writing it down
01:44I don't know
01:45Anyway
01:46Oh, yeah, anyway
01:47Take that
01:47Take a look at this
01:49Welcome back
01:50To the gorgeous
01:51The lovely
01:52I'm overdoing it again
01:53But here she is
01:54Miss Rosemary Ford
01:56Yes
01:56Well, no, not really
02:11I got the shock of my life on Tuesday
02:12Because the telephone bill arrived
02:13And I couldn't believe it
02:15What was it?
02:15£85,000
02:17£85,000?
02:19For a phone bill?
02:21Yeah, well, I phoned British Telecom Accounts Department
02:23And they did apologise
02:24Oh, it was a mistake?
02:26Oh, yes
02:27They sent me the chairman's pay slip
02:29She's in there
02:34She's in there with her laugh
02:36Don't worry
02:37Well, it's good to talk
02:39But I wish they
02:39I bet they wish they'd kept your mouth shut
02:42I don't really
02:43But anyway
02:44How are you?
02:45Oh, I've been all right
02:46How have you been?
02:47I've been all right, thank you
02:47I've been fine, yes
02:48I'm glad you asked
02:49My trouble is
02:50I'm not getting my proper sleep, you know
02:52No, no, no
02:53You see, three o'clock this morning
02:54Next door's Alsatian woke me up
02:57Oh
02:57Yes, how it got into my bed in the first place
02:59I'll never know
02:59Unless it got in through the window
03:02In through the window, yes
03:08All right, then
03:09Well, I've got another 14 weeks of this
03:11So why don't you just introduce the contestants
03:14Who have we got?
03:15Right, our first team's from Cheshire and Cluid
03:18Their mother and son, Jean and Andrew Bowden
03:21I said
03:22Are you a Jean Bowden?
03:33Yes
03:33Bowden, yes
03:34You're married to Bill
03:35Tell us about the honeymoon
03:36About the honeymoon
03:37You see, I'm in the bedroom
03:38You know, I'm in the bed
03:39All dickied up
03:40All waiting for him
03:41All dickied up
03:42No, no, no, you know
03:44Oh, that's a new thing
03:45I've never heard of anybody being dickied up before
03:47Oh, oh, oh
03:47I might try that tonight
03:52Yes, getting myself all dickied up
03:55So you were all dickied up
03:57Yeah
03:57He's on the where?
03:59On the floor doing press-ups
04:00No
04:01Yeah
04:01And I said, what are you doing that for?
04:03He said, I'm getting ready for the main event
04:04Getting ready for the main event?
04:08He sounds a bit of a goy
04:10Is he here tonight?
04:11He certainly is
04:12How long have you been married to Bill?
04:13Forty-six years
04:14Good gracious
04:15Any irritating habits?
04:16Well, we have gone past it now
04:18No, he hasn't really
04:19We've got used to it
04:20Used to what?
04:21Well, any irritating habits
04:22We've gotten them now
04:23Oh
04:24Yeah
04:24If you just get used to them
04:26You say after forty-six years
04:27Don't you?
04:28Well, I don't know, do you?
04:29Yeah, you do
04:29I've never been married for forty-six years
04:31I don't want any remarks out
04:34Okay, now, oh, you've always envied Dorothy Namor
04:39Oh, yeah
04:39The South Sea Island girl
04:41The hula dancing
04:42Oh, yeah
04:43Oh, yeah
04:43Oh, yeah
04:44Oh, yeah
04:46Sound like a town cry
04:47Oh, yeah
04:48Oh, yeah, right
04:50Now, Rosie, Rosie
04:52Oh, yeah
04:52So why don't you put the
04:54We heard about this
04:55So put the skirt on
04:56Oh, yeah
04:57Oh
04:58Hold on, hold on
04:59Cue music, cue music
05:01Lovely, lovely
05:05Go on, Jeannie
05:06That's it
05:07Shake it, but don't break it
05:10Lovely, lovely
05:12Hold it, hold it
05:13Hold it
05:14Phil's gone up the back
05:15He's started doing his press-ups again
05:17Get down
05:19That's his mum, good
05:20There we are
05:22Thank you, lovely
05:23You're a good store
05:24Well, over now to your son, Andrew
05:26Yep
05:26Fine
05:27And what do you do, Andrew?
05:28I'm a chartered surveyor
05:29A chartered surveyor
05:30I see
05:30And you're married to Joanne
05:31Tell us about your honeymoon
05:33Well, my honeymoon
05:34We were lucky enough
05:34To stay in a really posh hotel
05:36Oh, yeah
05:36Lovely posh one
05:37Yes, good
05:37And I knew I did 2CV
05:38And I thought, oh, I don't want them to see that
05:39And as I come round the corner
05:40All my mates
05:41I put balloons inside it
05:42And put bra inserts
05:43On the 2CV headlights
05:44Oh, they're the things
05:45That they put in ladies' dresses
05:47To improve the cleavage
05:48And they put
05:50All right, there's no need for the hands
05:51What with you and your
05:52Oh, yeah
05:53And all with his hands
05:54Well, it could be very handy
05:56If you went through a built-up area
05:57Do you do any
05:59Have you any special talents?
06:00Well, I've been told
06:01I can imitate a pigeon
06:02Oh, yeah
06:03How do you do that?
06:04Like this
06:04We can't finish on that
06:15Look at me
06:16How can you finish on that?
06:18I'll tell you what
06:19Do it again
06:20Oh, OK
06:20You do that first
06:23And then do the noise
06:25And I can finish it for us
06:27Get us out of trouble
06:28Otherwise, this lot will lynch us
06:29Go on
06:30Go on, then do it
06:31Go on
06:32OK, all right
06:39OK, right
06:39Anyway, Andrew, thank you very much
06:53And thank you, Jean
06:54Oh, yes
06:55Over there
06:55Right, away you go
06:56Right, away you go
06:57Right, where are they?
07:02Who have we got next?
07:03Our second teens from Essex
07:04Their mother and son
07:05Yasmin and Poros Kola
07:07I see
07:08And you are Yasmin?
07:19Kola
07:20What was that?
07:20Kola
07:21Oh, yeah, with lemon and ice
07:22That's right
07:23I see
07:24And can you tell us
07:25How you met your husband?
07:26Well, I met my husband
07:27By becoming pen friends
07:29Oh, you were pen friends
07:30That's right
07:31I'm fine, you're looking good
07:31And when he had one look at me
07:34He says, good God
07:35You look like a schoolgirl
07:37Because though I was 23
07:40I was 30, 22, 30
07:43Those were your measurements?
07:44That's right
07:4530, 22, 30
07:47A beanpole
07:48Oh, God, I tell you
07:50Yes
07:50So you were a diet cola
07:51That's right
07:52Now, we're 20, 30, 22, 30
08:07If you want to say
08:07Straight up
08:08Right
08:09Organically grown
08:13Yeah, organically grown
08:14You're right
08:14What's all this about
08:16Taking telephone orders at Harrods?
08:18Well, I used to take
08:19The food order over the telephone
08:21Ah, yes, I used to do that
08:23Quite a lot, yeah
08:23And one day I said
08:25Bruce, is that you?
08:27The voice seems familiar
08:28And the voice at the other end said
08:31No, my love
08:32It's the butler
08:33Actually, I can remember that
08:37Yes
08:37I must tell you
08:38This is a bit of a secret
08:39But I didn't have a butler
08:40I thought it was nice
08:42No
08:42Thank you, Mrs. Cola
08:46Now, over to your son, Pepsi
08:48Sorry
08:49Sorry, poor ass
08:53Oh, you worked at Harrods as well
08:55Have you got any stories about that?
08:56Well, I saw a lady up there
08:58Yes
08:59She came to the store
09:00Yeah
09:01And I recognised her
09:03You know, you can
09:03Straight away
09:04Oh, yeah
09:04I know
09:05So, she wanted to see one of the managers
09:07Yes
09:07So, I said
09:09Certainly, I'll meet them in the toy department
09:11But may I ask who it is, please?
09:14And so she sweetly replied
09:15The Duchess of Kent
09:17Oh
09:17Oh, cool
09:19There goes my knighthood
09:20I mean, I don't know
09:20Exactly
09:21And you feel like the king of fools
09:24This is it
09:24Poor ass
09:25Poor ass
09:26But you are a bit of a name dropper, aren't you?
09:31And you also
09:32You also do a bad impression
09:34Who of?
09:35Well, one of them is you, unfortunately, Bruce
09:38Really?
09:38Yeah
09:38All right
09:39Well, I haven't had a bad impression of me all day
09:41So
09:42Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
09:45It's nice to see you
09:46To see you
09:47Nice
09:47Thank you very much
09:49That is, without doubt, the worst impression of me I've ever heard
10:00Well, that's not fair
10:01No, you've got the voice very, very well there
10:02You'll have to have an operation to get rid of it
10:04Thank you very much for being with you
10:07We've got a game coming up for you over there
10:09Nice people
10:09Now
10:13Before our first game, I'd just like to remind you
10:17That our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them
10:20They do not rehearse
10:21This is your rehearsal
10:23Our first game is called Flamenco Fun
10:27Please welcome the wonderful Maribel La Menchega
10:31Hey
10:49All right
10:51Let's go
11:05Come on.
11:35It's so beautiful to watch.
11:57I've always loved Spanish stuff.
11:58And that's all there is to it, by the way, over there.
12:01Now, Maribel, I want you to come back and do some marking in a moment.
12:04Will you?
12:04It will be my pleasure.
12:05Oh, lovely.
12:06It will be our pleasure, too.
12:07Thank you, Maribel.
12:09Over the way, sir.
12:11Now, you're each going to have 15 seconds to do your dance, you see.
12:16Now, when you hear the audience shout...
12:18Hooray!
12:19When you hear that, the next one goes in, you see.
12:21Now, Rosie and I are going to start it off to give you a sort of an idea.
12:24Right, cue music.
12:26Thank you, Frank.
12:26Let's go.
12:27There you go.
12:36Higher, higher!
12:43Higher, higher!
12:43I'm going to go.
12:45Oh, I'm going to squeeze you.
12:49I'm going toớt ...
12:50What?
12:52Good for you.
12:53I'm going to be here ..
12:54I'm going tofallen you.
12:55Very good for you.
12:57I'm feeling that would actually donate you to the bank.
12:58I'm feeling that you can experience this with your cell phone.
12:59Fifty-via hatop.
12:59I'm feeling that I am saying yes,
13:00I want to raise you.
13:01I'm feeling that I'm feeling a little bit easier.
13:02I'm doing all this time.
13:03I Hope is out for you.
13:05Of course, so you can hear yourself a little bit of idea.
13:07Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
13:22Come over here, over here!
13:25Oh yeah, oh yeah!
13:32Oh yeah!
13:32Oh yeah!
13:33Yeah!
13:34Go away!
13:35Yeah, go away!
13:49Go away!
13:51Yeah, over here!
13:56Very good.
13:58Yeah.
14:03Okay, everybody! Come on, everybody!
14:05Stay here, everybody!
14:17Go away!
14:18Go away!
14:19One round at the back!
14:26Well...
14:27The last bit was I was trying to get off the tune.
14:32Anyway...
14:33May we also thank our guitarist, Francesco Antonio Clinton.
14:38Thank you!
14:44We've come back now, Maribel, to do some marking!
14:47Well, wasn't it marvellous?
14:48Oh, fantastic!
14:49I've been fantastico!
14:50Fantastico!
14:51Very funny!
14:52Yeah, very funny!
14:53Oh, I was talking about me!
14:54But, er...
14:55Well, you're the judge.
14:56First of all, the couple over here.
14:57Yes.
14:58The first couple.
14:59First of all, Andrew, I didn't know if you were the flamenco dancer or the bull.
15:02Who was the bull?
15:03Who was the bull?
15:04I didn't!
15:05So, Andrew gets eight points out of ten.
15:06Eight?
15:07Ocho!
15:08Okay, well done!
15:09Well done indeed!
15:10I thought we'd get out.
15:11Yes?
15:12Then...
15:13You have a lot of class in flamenco.
15:14Seven out of ten.
15:15A lot of class in flamenco.
15:16Seven out of ten.
15:17A lot of class, seven.
15:18Well done indeed!
15:19Lovely, lovely.
15:20Lovely, lovely.
15:21Lovely, lovely.
15:22Jasmine!
15:23You better come to my classes.
15:24Yes?
15:25She was doing all this.
15:26There was that!
15:27I couldn't hear a thing!
15:28Good for trying.
15:29Five points.
15:31Five points, okay.
15:33Five points, okay.
15:44Well done.
15:45Well done.
15:46Five points.
15:47Yes?
15:48Well done.
15:49Eight points.
15:50Eight points is well good.
15:51Well done indeed.
15:52Well done indeed.
15:53Well done indeed.
15:54Well done indeed.
15:55Maribel, thank you so much.
15:56And for you, nine points.
15:57Oh, nine points!
15:58Yes!
15:59Thank you so much.
16:00This race is going to get Rosie about three or four.
16:03Ten points.
16:04Oh, thank you very much.
16:05Thank you very much.
16:06Thank you Maribel.
16:07Thank you Maribel and thank you Rosie.
16:09Oh.
16:10Yes.
16:11Five.
16:12What's on the hard board, Miss Ford?
16:15Well, Andrew and Jean have 15.
16:1715.
16:18Yasmin and Porus have 13.
16:2030.
16:21Only two in it.
16:22Only two in it.
16:23Okay.
16:24Get over there if you will.
16:25Go back to your seats and take all that stuff off.
16:27Get over there.
16:28Now, our second game is called, still in a Spanish flavour.
16:31It's called En Somadas.
16:33But first of all, feast your eyes on all this.
16:36Now, here's the talented baker who's made all those.
16:39Let's welcome, Geronimo Jimenez.
16:42And I did that.
16:43Geronimo Jimenez.
16:44You've done it very well.
16:45Good.
16:46That's fine.
16:47Now, tell me, what exactly is an En Somada?
16:48En Somada is a thing you can have for breakfast.
16:49Oh.
16:50Also in the afternoon.
16:51You show us what it's all about.
16:52Come over if you will, all of you.
16:53Get in here.
16:54Gee, nice and close.
16:55And Andrew and Yasmin and Porus round the other side there.
16:57So you see all that's going on.
16:58You have to split the nut.
16:59Flat the nut as much as possible.
17:02A bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.
17:04Good.
17:05Oh.
17:06Get in here, G, nice and close, and Andrew and Yasmin and Porras
17:10round the other side there, so you can see all that's going on.
17:13You have to split them.
17:15Flat them as much as possible.
17:18Made them together.
17:22Just the long as you do, you see?
17:24The long as you do, the betas.
17:26Put a little bit of butter.
17:28Ah, oh, plenty of butter.
17:30Stretches them out a bit.
17:32Just stretch them out a little bit there.
17:34Good.
17:38Now, this is how far we want you to go for the first part.
17:41Just get the two rolled up pieces like that.
17:44And then, again, roll them up.
17:46When I say roll them up, that's what you're going to be doing.
17:49And then you're going to all stop there, and we do this part again.
17:52Now, show them. Watch this very good.
17:53One, two, three.
17:55See? He does that all day.
17:58Oh, yes, there we are. Isn't that beautiful? See that?
18:03Yes, yes.
18:04And then he just does a little flick like that.
18:05Ready to come.
18:06Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
18:07And there you have your ensamada.
18:09Well ready for the day, sir.
18:11Good luck to you.
18:12Good luck.
18:13Do you want to come back and do ensamadas?
18:16Now, get to your tables and put your pennies on.
18:19Put your pennies on. That's it.
18:21That's it.
18:22Now, we're going to give you about one minute to roll out your two ensamadas.
18:27And then you'll whip it out one at a time, and then you'll twirl it.
18:31OK?
18:32You've got...
18:33Leave!
18:34I'll clear this place.
18:36You've got about a minute to do the first part starting from now.
18:41Right.
18:42That's it.
18:43That's it.
18:44Roll them out.
18:45That's it together there.
18:46Roll them out.
18:47Get that started so that you can stretch them afterwards.
18:50Very good.
18:51Very good.
18:52That's it.
18:53Keeps rolling there, and I'll tell you when you should start.
18:56Get that stretching done.
18:57And as soon as you're satisfied with the stretching, then sort of roll them up.
19:02But make sure you've got that stretching part done.
19:05He's a bit too quick over there for us.
19:09Did you stretch them out for us?
19:13Right.
19:14Roll them up.
19:15Now, start rolling them.
19:16Roll...
19:17Oh, yours is sticking to the...
19:18Oh, yes.
19:19Come on.
19:20Roll them.
19:21If you can roll them...
19:22Stop!
19:23Wherever you are up to, stop.
19:25And then the three of you face the other way.
19:27Because we're going to do this one at a time.
19:29OK.
19:30Now, here.
19:31Let me come this side of you.
19:32Now, with the two hands.
19:33OK.
19:34Do them at the same time.
19:35One, two, three.
19:36Grab hold.
19:37And...
19:38Well, no.
19:39Flick them.
19:40Flick them behind you.
19:41That's it.
19:42One.
19:43Two.
19:44Three.
19:45OK.
19:46Now, twirl them.
19:47Twirl them together, if you can.
19:48No.
19:49Did you see the way you did it?
19:50Twirl them?
19:51Well, that's one way of doing it.
19:52OK.
19:53Now, roll it into the ensamada shape.
19:54And bang it on there.
19:55Now, roll it into the ensamada shape.
19:57And bang it on there.
19:58OK.
19:59Now, roll it into the ensamada shape.
20:01And bang it on there.
20:03And...
20:04There we are.
20:05Not too bad.
20:06APPLAUSE
20:07Good.
20:08Now then, my darling.
20:10Give them a good flick.
20:11One.
20:12Good.
20:13That's it.
20:14Very good.
20:15Lovely.
20:16Now, do the twirl.
20:17Do the twirl.
20:18Get the twirl...
20:19No, but get them twirling round.
20:20Just get them...
20:21Oh.
20:22Oh.
20:23All right.
20:24Well, I think it's easier your way right now.
20:26Into the ensamada shape.
20:27Pop it through the middle there.
20:29Oh, that looks good.
20:30Very good indeed.
20:31APPLAUSE
20:32Yeah.
20:33OK, Yasmin.
20:34Give them a good flick.
20:36One.
20:37Good.
20:38Good.
20:39Three.
20:40That's it.
20:41Now, do the twirl.
20:42Try and get that twirl going.
20:43Try and get the...
20:44Get the...
20:45Get the...
20:46You've got no control of it.
20:48It looks like a...
20:49A long chipolato, isn't it?
20:52OK, now, twist it round into the ensamada shape
20:54and bring them on there.
20:56That's lovely.
20:57That's...
20:58Oh, very nice shape.
20:59Nice shape.
21:00Well done.
21:01Well done.
21:02OK, now, come on, chorus.
21:04OK, two hands at the same time.
21:06One, two, three.
21:07One.
21:08Two.
21:09Give it a good flick.
21:10Let it...
21:11OK, now, see if you can get it a bit longer.
21:17See if you can get it a bit longer.
21:18Flick.
21:19Flick.
21:20Flick.
21:21Now, now, stop.
21:22Now, get the twirl.
21:23Get the twirl.
21:24Remember the way you...
21:25One going one way and one going the other.
21:26And flick it.
21:27That's it.
21:28That...
21:29That's it.
21:30That's it.
21:31That's...
21:32It keeps going again, but there we...
21:34Put it into the ensamada shape.
21:36Ensamada...
21:37No, put it...
21:38Stick a bit through the middle if there's a bit of a hole.
21:40Fine.
21:41It looks like a worn-out doughnut.
21:43That's it.
21:44OK, fine.
21:45There we are.
21:46Yes.
21:47Right.
21:48Good.
21:49Good.
21:50Yeah, then.
21:51Come back, Geronimo, and do some marking.
22:00Good.
22:01Well, you were watching all they were doing, but what did you think, Andrew?
22:04Andrew, here.
22:05You made half in the same way, then.
22:06You're not thinking I'm in a full one.
22:07No, no, but you made a good half one.
22:09Yeah, in the same way.
22:10Six points.
22:11Six points.
22:12Very good, indeed.
22:13Very good, indeed.
22:14The girl got in there.
22:15And June, here.
22:16She had a go.
22:17You've done this before, no?
22:18No, darling.
22:19No?
22:20You think she's very good?
22:21No, she got very good.
22:22Yeah, good.
22:23She's...
22:24She worked hard.
22:25Oh, thank you.
22:26Yeah, good.
22:27Now, how many marks?
22:28Seven.
22:29Seven.
22:30Well done, June.
22:31Well done, June.
22:32Now they're laughing here.
22:33Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:35And Jasmine is really...
22:37There's a name.
22:38A big and same mother.
22:39No small one, big one.
22:40A big one, yes.
22:41Anyway.
22:42Does look like a chipper laugh, does it?
22:43But...
22:44We are generous.
22:45We give you five.
22:46Oh, he's generous to give you five, he says.
22:47Well done.
22:48Very good, indeed.
22:49Now then, what about chorus here?
22:51Oh, yeah.
22:52Why you?
22:53Nearly going outside the...
22:54But in the end, he did have a go with the flicking, which I thought was very good.
22:57Yes, let's try it well.
22:58Anyway, they give you six.
22:59Six.
23:00That's very good.
23:01Because the flicking was very, very good.
23:02I thank you all right now.
23:03I've got all your help.
23:04And now we know what an end tomato is.
23:07Thank you very much.
23:08Thank you very much.
23:09Thank you very much.
23:10Thank you very much.
23:11Thank you very much.
23:13Thank you very much.
23:14Thank you very much.
23:15Thank you very much.
23:16Thank you very much.
23:17Thank you very much.
23:18Now then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
23:20Andrew and Jean have 28.
23:22Oh.
23:23Yasmin and Poros have 24.
23:25Oh, bad luck, you two.
23:27Well done, you two.
23:29But you'll all be referring to these.
23:30You'll all be getting a Generation Vang telephone each for taking part.
23:34Thank you very much.
23:35Thank you very much.
23:36Thank you for being with us.
23:37You've been lovely people to me.
23:38You really have.
23:39And we'll see you in our grand...
23:40In our grand...
23:41Come on, ole!
23:43Ole!
23:44We'll see you in our grand final, which is coming up very soon.
23:47As soon as you get off.
23:49Thank you very much.
23:50Thank you very much.
23:51Thank you very much.
23:52Thank you very much.
23:53Lovely people.
23:54So, who have we got now?
23:55Our third teams from Gwent, their father and daughter, Brian Fernquist and Dale Howells.
24:01Welcome, welcome, welcome.
24:11Now you are Dale...
24:12Howells.
24:13What do you do, Dale?
24:14I'm an insurance claims assessor.
24:16Oh, an insurance claims assessor.
24:18Oh, tell me this.
24:19I've been dying to meet you.
24:20If a brick fell on my head, would I get a lump sum?
24:23Right, now you panicked when you were once a bridesmaid.
24:28What's this all about?
24:29Well, it was my sister's wedding and I was the bridesmaid and nerves got the better of me.
24:33Yes.
24:34Off to the bar through my shot.
24:35Yeah.
24:36But in my haste, pulled up my pants.
24:37Yeah.
24:38False fingernail stuck to the inside of my knickers.
24:40Oh, no.
24:41Backside all the way through the...
24:42Right.
24:43So, you were standing there and you were doing this all the time.
24:51That's quite nice.
24:52And it was just...
24:53You thought it was the fella behind that.
24:56Yes.
24:57You were open.
24:58Okay.
24:59Lovely.
25:00Lovely.
25:01Right.
25:02You are a bit absent-minded.
25:04Now, what's that all about?
25:06Well, I went to work one day, looking in my glass, my bag for my specs.
25:09Yes.
25:10All I could find was a slice of bread.
25:12Couldn't work it out.
25:13A slice of bread?
25:14A slice of bread.
25:15Yeah.
25:16Went home, went to cook some tea and in the toaster, melted glasses.
25:19And I did it twice.
25:20I did it again a week later.
25:22You actually did it twice?
25:23Yeah.
25:24I must make a note of that.
25:25Specs maniac.
25:26Now, we do have a little extra prize for you.
25:30A little extra prize.
25:31Rosie, could we have it?
25:32There we are.
25:33Because we thought this was such a funny thing and we never heard it.
25:36And we hope they fit.
25:37Will you put them on?
25:38Like that.
25:39There we are.
25:41Now, I thought it was a marvellous story.
25:42Over to your father, Brian...
25:43Ferngrestle.
25:44Brian Ferngrestle.
25:45Oh, Brian Ferngrestle.
25:46A BF.
25:47Same as me.
25:48Yes.
25:49Team BF.
25:50Yes.
25:51Same BF.
25:52Yes.
25:53There's very few of us left.
25:54You're married to Valerie.
25:55And where did you meet her?
25:56Um, it went slightly and I went to the dance like.
25:57And one of the boys was there and he said, do me a favour.
25:58He said, I'm a dance with my girlfriend.
25:59He said, because I can't dance.
26:00I said, no, I wouldn't mind that.
26:01I said, but what am I going to get out of it?
26:02He said, a couple of pints.
26:03I said, right, fair enough.
26:04That's it.
26:05So, her boyfriend bought you a drink to dance with her?
26:06Yeah.
26:07But I've paid for it ever since.
26:08Oh, you've paid for it ever since?
26:09He sounds a bit of a con man to me, this guy.
26:10So, what happened about this?
26:11Tell us about the proposal.
26:12Oh, I was cracking.
26:13I was one evening going out, walking along the country road in Wimborn, you see.
26:16And I was there and I was there and I was there and I was there and I was there
26:19and I was there and I was there and I was there and I was there and I was there and I
26:24I said, you know what Val, I said, if I had the money, we'd get engaged tomorrow.
26:39She said, yeah, it is.
26:40She said, I couldn't get a drink.
26:42You know, I've got a feeling that boyfriend gave me the money.
26:47I think you stitched me up twice if you ask me.
26:52Tell me, Mr. Conquest.
26:54Conquest.
26:55You used to have a cat called...
26:57Tuppence.
26:58Tuppence.
26:59Yeah, a cat called Tuppence and Budgie called Penny.
27:02Oh, I see.
27:03The kids taught Penny to keep calling Tuppence's name.
27:05The cat used to do somersaults.
27:07Oh, really?
27:08Because he was shouting his name out all the time.
27:10Most times we'd put him outside before we went to bed.
27:12One night, forgot it.
27:13Come down in the morning, all you see, the cat's looking all chuffed and there's a big pile
27:17of feathers on the floor.
27:18Oh, no.
27:19And you know what, we've got the only talking cat in Wales.
27:21Shall I be leaving?
27:23Shall I be leaving?
27:24Shall I be leaving?
27:25Shall I be leaving with Tuppence from the kitty?
27:28Thank you very much for being here.
27:32Don't forget, I'm going wrong.
27:33Lovely people in here.
27:34Rose.
27:35Our lovely representatives from Rose.
27:38And our last couple.
27:40They're from North Humberside.
27:42Their father and daughter, Mike Ray and Louise Barker.
27:45Lovely.
27:46Nice to meet you.
27:47Good.
27:48Now then, you are Louise Barker and married to Wayne.
27:49How long have you been married?
27:5017 weeks yesterday.
27:51Oh, how lovely.
27:52I thought you looked a bit flushed and everything.
27:53I love it.
27:54And what does he do, dear?
27:55He's a policeman.
27:56Oh, really?
27:57A warm night.
27:58Yes.
27:59A warm night.
28:00Oh, you could do it as well.
28:01You do that rather well.
28:09Oh, why's that?
28:10I used to be a special constable in the Humberside Police office.
28:12Oh, did you really?
28:13You used to be a special constable?
28:14That's right.
28:15A lady, lady policeman?
28:16Warm nights, warm nights, yes.
28:17All mouth and whistle.
28:18I think that's a phrase, isn't it?
28:19Oh?
28:20Your honeymoon was a bit disappointing.
28:21You were, did you?
28:22Nice.
28:23I haven't played a ball either.
28:24A young age?
28:25A young age?
28:26A young age?
28:27A young age?
28:28A young age?
28:29That's a young age.
28:30You had a terrible flight evidently, ghastly flight, and you got in the wrong room when you got to the hotel, and then shortly after that the hotel was plunged into darkness. So what did you do then?
28:42Well I burst into tears and I wanted to go home, but Wayne put his arm round me and suggested that we go to the bar, and then when we woke up in the morning everything was wonderful.
28:51Well you didn't sleep in the bar, did you?
28:52We felt like it at first.
28:54Yeah, because I mean how many Harvey Wall bangers can you have on that? I mean, where did you buy your wedding dress?
29:00I had it made for me in Hong Kong, my parents lived out there for two years, so on a visit I went out there, and I went to the factory where the woman was making it, and she couldn't speak a word of English, I showed her some pictures, and in under two weeks she had my dress made for me.
29:15I know they were incredible in Hong Kong.
29:17I was in Hong Kong, you know I had a pair of trousers made in two hours, and the tailor said would you like fries with that?
29:27Fries dear, Lily. I thought you meant fries, it was flies. She's under the seat now, I don't believe it. Anyway, over now to your father Mike?
29:41Ray.
29:42Ray, Mike Ray. You're married to Patsy, have you, have you got a nickname at all?
29:46Well yes, but not here in England, it's in Hong Kong. They give us, when we go out there on the exchange scheme with the Hong Kong police, they give me an official Chinese name, and it was Wai Yu Yin.
29:56Really? Wai Yu Yin?
29:58Wai Yu Yin.
29:59Any of the other boys they give names to?
30:01Well yes, yes, but my name, I was lucky, because my name means bright and able.
30:04Oh that's nice.
30:05They give you a Y bit to make it sound like Ray.
30:07Yes.
30:08Another guy had a different name, and they came up with names for him, that were quite nice in English, but in Chinese it was Pong Ping.
30:13Oh don't tell me what that means.
30:16I know, when you're in Hong Kong they do love to give you a name, they gave me a name when I was there, they called me Wan Long Chin.
30:22Right, but listen, I also hear that you got a bronze and a silver medal for tap dancing.
30:33Is it right?
30:34Not a lot of people know that.
30:35No.
30:36It was when I was about ten.
30:37Yeah, can you do just a little bit, can you remember any?
30:39Time step.
30:40Go on then.
30:46Very good!
30:52Thank you very much for doing this.
30:53Come on.
30:54Only there.
30:55In you go there.
30:56Right.
30:57Now then.
30:58Our next game is called Coffee Commercial.
31:02Okay.
31:03Now, this game is based on that famous coffee commercial, you know, with that couple.
31:07You know the ones I mean, don't you?
31:09Which has been going on forever.
31:10Right.
31:11Now then, we want you to ad-lib your way into someone's flat to borrow some coffee.
31:16Right.
31:17The ladies will be playing opposite a well-known actor, but don't let that put you off.
31:21He is a sex symbol, but don't let that throw you.
31:23Yeah, the gentleman will be playing opposite a top actress.
31:27In fact, she gave up a day's filming with Richard Gere to be with us here tonight.
31:31So, that's the quality of this piece.
31:33Okay.
31:34Now, you come with me, because you're all going to be the first one.
31:36The others take them round the back so they can't see or hear anything that's going on.
31:41You just ad-lib the whole thing.
31:43Good?
31:44Coffee Commercial, take one.
31:45Action.
31:46Hello.
31:47Well, hi, big boy.
31:48This is the place to come.
31:49Well, I heard this is the place to come for big beans, if you want them.
32:03Big beans?
32:04I heard you grind them in a special kind of way.
32:08I don't think I'm going to let you in.
32:13I'm waiting for some furniture.
32:14Would you like to, Jessica?
32:15Oh, chassis on in?
32:16Yes, chassis on in.
32:17Fine.
32:18Okay.
32:19Can I watch you grind your beans?
32:20I wish I'd have gone to ground.
32:21I wish I'd have gone to ground.
32:22I wish I'd have gone to ground.
32:23I wish I'd have gone to ground.
32:24This is the big slogan.
32:25Okay, so face this with it and now really sell the coffee as big as you can and it's all written down there.
32:26Go on.
32:27Go on.
32:28Go on.
32:29Go on.
32:30When your day comes to an end, go to bed with Brucie's Blend.
32:33Very good.
32:34Very good.
32:35Coffee commercial, take two.
32:36Action.
32:37Hello.
32:38You stole me.
32:39Hello.
32:40You stole me.
32:41I'm a big girl.
32:42Hello.
32:43Hello.
32:44Hello.
32:45I've been told that if I came down here, you could, uh, help me with, uh, a nice drink.
32:50Blend
32:58Coffee commercial take two action
33:04Hello
33:11I've been told that if I could came down here you could help me with a nice drink some coffee
33:16Preferably
33:18And who might you be?
33:20BF
33:22Really BF
33:24You're just my size BF
33:26What sort of coffee would you like?
33:28You can have instant which is rather quick or you can have percolated which takes a little longer
33:32Let's go for the full treatment
33:37Well maybe we'll stay over here a little because I have guests this evening so
33:41It's not that Brucie again is it?
33:43Oh
33:45Okay right here's yourself
33:48In the morning with your toast enjoy a cup of Rosie's roast
33:58Coffee commercial take three action
34:04Hello I was wondering if you had any coffee
34:06I've just had a meal upstairs and I always like to finish it
34:16With my coffee
34:20Help yourself
34:23Well my housekeeper's been there and said we went to shopping I think she's probably may have some somewhere
34:28Could you fetch it for me?
34:29How far do you want me to go?
34:30You need and I'll follow
34:31I'm struck oil here I said it is
34:32This never happens to me in real life
34:33How far do you want me to go?
34:34You need and I'll follow
34:35I'm struck oil here I said it is
34:36This never happens to me in real life
34:37Thank you
34:38Thank you
34:39Thank you
34:40Thank you
34:41That's all the words
34:42When your day comes to an end to go to bed with
34:43Bruce's blend
34:44Well hello
34:45Well hello
34:46Well hello
34:47How far do you want me to go to go to bed with
34:48This never happens to me in real life
34:53That's all the words
34:54When your day comes to an end to go to bed with
34:57Bruce's blend
34:58When your day comes to an end to go to bed with
34:59Bruce's blend
35:00Bruce's blend
35:04Graphic
35:05Copy commercial
35:06Take four
35:07Action
35:09Well hello
35:12Well hello to you
35:13I've just gone downstairs
35:16I've got a big problem
35:17Oh
35:18Well come in darling
35:20And tell me about your big problem
35:23I've had a wonderful meal
35:25I've had a wonderful evening
35:26And I'm totally out of coffee
35:29Coffee. Have you got some beans I can borrow?
35:31Yes, would you like me to crush them for you?
35:34I would love to see my beans.
35:35What would you like, Frank?
35:43Do you want something a little more sophisticated?
35:45I mean, who are your guests?
35:47No, I like a little bit of sophistication.
35:49My guests, they don't count. Forget about my guests.
35:51Just let's think about you and me.
35:52Let's have the coffee down here, a little tete-a-tete.
35:54Is there anything else you'd like?
35:56Your beans have completely seduced me.
36:00Because in the morning...
36:01Because in the morning, with your toast,
36:04we'll enjoy a cup of Rosie's Roast.
36:06Yeah!
36:07Good!
36:08Have you got a call, have you?
36:09Stay outside, stay outside, if you will.
36:12Think about very good.
36:14Come on, what about all of these people?
36:17Wonderful, wonderful.
36:19Now, to mark this, we have one of our best-known TV actors
36:22who also knows quite a bit about coffee.
36:26Who else but Mr. Gareth Hunt?
36:29Here we are.
36:34How are you?
36:35Lovely to see you, Gareth.
36:37Nice.
36:37Well, good of fun, wasn't it?
36:39It was great.
36:40They were all so good.
36:41They were all so good.
36:42They really were.
36:42Marthus, they really were.
36:43So?
36:43I'd drink my beans any time.
36:46So what about the first couple over here?
36:47Well, I mean, they were brilliant.
36:49Really funny.
36:49Old BF had me roaring away.
36:51Yeah.
36:51But I gave them both eight.
36:53Oh, both eight?
36:54Good eye marks.
36:55Very hard.
36:56Very good indeed.
36:58And what about over this time?
36:59Well, 49, I had to give him another eight.
37:01Oh, yes.
37:02Very cool.
37:03Cool Mike.
37:03He was.
37:04He was very cool about the whole thing.
37:05Yes.
37:05And Rosie worried me.
37:06I'll tell you that.
37:07Yes.
37:07But I've got to say that the one I thought was best of all was Luis.
37:13Oh, yes.
37:14With a little nine.
37:15A little nine.
37:16Yes.
37:17Go on, yes.
37:18A little.
37:18A little.
37:20Well, Gareth, thank you very much.
37:23We do need those coffee commercials.
37:25Oh, no, so do I.
37:26So is the bank manager.
37:28But thank you for being with us.
37:30Happy golfing to you.
37:31Pleasure.
37:31Good luck and thank you very much.
37:33Gareth Huxley.
37:34There we are.
37:35So come in here.
37:36What's on the board, Miss Ford?
37:38Brian and Dale have 16.
37:40Luis and Mike have 17.
37:42Just one in it.
37:43Just one in it.
37:44There we go.
37:45Now, our fourth game is called Tele-Teasers.
37:50Now, you will each have a card with the title of a well-known TV programme on it.
37:55All you have to do is draw that programme.
37:58And your partner will have to guess what programme you have drawn.
38:05OK, that's fine.
38:06Now, go for your balls.
38:07You go to the far one.
38:08You come here.
38:09You go to the far one there, Brian.
38:11Now, you come here, my darling.
38:12Now, have a look at your card, first of all.
38:14OK, you've got about a minute to draw your programme starting from now.
38:19Now, OK, that's it.
38:25All started, making it fairly big.
38:28Fairly big.
38:29Well, that's big for you, is it?
38:31There we are.
38:33Nice and big here.
38:34You've done them very quickly, all of you.
38:50Right.
38:51OK, time's up, time's up.
38:53So, come with me right to the end here.
38:55Come with me right to the end.
38:57Right here, right here.
38:58Have a look at it.
38:59Now, what TV programme do you think Brian is trying to convey to you?
39:04Good God.
39:05Good God.
39:06No, it's not that one.
39:09No idea.
39:10The bill?
39:10No.
39:11The bill?
39:12No.
39:13So, I can put it to the other couple.
39:15Before I say anything...
39:17Only Fools and Horses?
39:18Yes.
39:19Only Fools and Horses.
39:21Very good.
39:22Very good.
39:25You see, that is supposed to be the fool.
39:28Yes, sir.
39:29That is the jester's hat, and these were supposed to be horses.
39:34But you can get your own back right now.
39:36OK, but very good, Louise.
39:38Only Fools and Horses.
39:39Now, what do you think that is?
39:42One foot in the grave.
39:45One foot in the grave?
39:46Dead.
39:46Yeah, dead.
39:47There's a gun there and something else, but no, it's not one foot in the grave.
39:51Would you like to have a guess?
39:52Murder, she wrote.
39:54Murder, she wrote, yes.
39:57Louise, well done.
40:00Well done, well done.
40:01Well, she's taken all your clothes.
40:03Well, let me come over here with you.
40:05That's absolutely marvellous.
40:06Now, you did this one, Louise, didn't she?
40:08Oh, yeah.
40:09So now, Mike, what do you think that is?
40:12The Likely Lads.
40:13The Likely Lads?
40:14No, it's not.
40:15Would you like to have a guess at that one?
40:18Heal and Peace.
40:19Hey, good!
40:20I like it.
40:23No idea?
40:24What do you explain to us, Louise?
40:26What is it?
40:27Explain the whole thing, yes?
40:28Men behaving badly.
40:30This is a brick going through the window, and this guy is spraying on the wall.
40:33It's all I could think of.
40:34Oh, I see.
40:35Men behaving badly.
40:38It's to show it's a man.
40:38What?
40:39You what?
40:40Dad said, what's this wrong with this guy on the left?
40:42And I said, it's to show you it's a man.
40:44It's certainly a man behaving badly.
40:56Gracious, Louise.
40:58Oh, let's do the coffee commercial again.
41:01Now then, what do you think here, Louise?
41:03Birds of a feather.
41:04Birds of a feather, yes.
41:06A nice feather, two birds, yeah.
41:08Well done indeed.
41:09OK.
41:10A very difficult day with a lot of feather holes.
41:14I know, I know, but what's on the board now, Miss Ford?
41:22Brian and Dale have 16, Louise and Mike have 21.
41:26Oh, well done, you two.
41:28Well done, Steve.
41:30And we're sorry for these, you two, because you've been so lovely.
41:34You've been so lovely.
41:34And you've all been getting a Generation Games telephone with our love.
41:38Off you go over there, and let's remind ourselves
41:41of who you'll be playing in our grand final.
41:44Come over here.
41:44Here we are.
41:47Well done.
41:49Right now, have we got a grand final for you.
41:52It's a play.
41:53And it's a story set in France.
41:55It's both romantic, but in our case, tragic as well.
41:59So, Jean, as you're the nearest one there, heads or tails?
42:04Heads.
42:04Heads, it is tails.
42:07So, do you want to go first or second, Louise and Mike?
42:11Second?
42:11Second, Jean.
42:12Do you want to go second?
42:13Yeah.
42:13OK.
42:13All right, then, well, you two go over there and get yourselves ready
42:16and put Louise and Mike in a French dungeon somewhere.
42:20Right.
42:21We're ready now for The Hunchback of Notre Dame, take one.
42:32I am the evil Archdeacon Frollo, so follow me.
42:37Cue Quasimodo.
42:39Cue Quasimodo.
42:40Cue Quasimodo.
42:42Come on, God.
42:43Blimey.
42:44Don't you know anything about character?
42:46I want the walk.
42:47Look, just follow me and just get the walk with me.
42:49You put your right shoulder down and you're like this, see?
42:52Oh, no.
42:53Oh, no.
42:55Oh, no.
42:56Oh, no.
42:57Oh, no.
43:00Are you taking the mickey?
43:03Right.
43:04There's your line in there.
43:05All your lines are in there.
43:06Right, go on.
43:06No, they're being down.
43:07The bells, the bells, they've made it.
43:10They've made me dust, you know.
43:11Yes, I know.
43:12I know.
43:13I do.
43:14I said they've made me dust, you know.
43:16I know, I know.
43:17What brings you here?
43:20I don't know, sir.
43:21I don't know.
43:22I don't know.
43:23I don't know.
43:24I don't know.
43:24I don't know.
43:24I don't know.
43:27I don't know.
43:29What do you mean?
43:30Hold on.
43:31What do you mean?
43:31A rendezvous.
43:32That's a rendezvous.
43:36Cut out the actions.
43:37We don't want all this.
43:38Right.
43:39For everyone's sake.
43:40Never mind.
43:41Oh.
43:43Hark.
43:43I hear Queen.
43:45Don't keep moving.
43:45You're like Danny Baker.
43:51Hark.
43:52I hear Queen Mary Antoinette approaching.
43:55For her weekly.
43:57When you get that out, you won't.
44:00For her weekly confessional.
44:02Look, look, look, we've got a big laugh coming out of here.
44:05You know what happened?
44:05You know what happened?
44:06I got it.
44:07Go and practice your walk.
44:09Eh, Puddy?
44:10What's the last thing?
44:11Get off.
44:13Don't stop.
44:24Your majesty.
44:26Get it off your chest.
44:28Oh.
44:29Rock it.
44:31What have you been up to this week?
44:33Oh, Monday, eight cake.
44:35Tuesday, eight cake.
44:36Oh, Wednesday, eight cake.
44:38You don't want a priest.
44:39You want Mr. Kipling.
44:41Now, get to the juicy bits.
44:43What?
44:43Then let me tell you about the three musketeers.
44:47What, all of them?
44:47Oh, she knows men by the score.
44:50And they all do.
44:50See you next week.
44:55Ah, there she is.
44:57He's gone.
44:58Nice.
45:03What have you done to you, Gene?
45:06It's the beautiful gypsy girl, Esmeralda.
45:09A blonde.
45:10What are you going to do?
45:12Let them dance the tarantula.
45:15The tarantula?
45:16The tarantula.
45:17The tarantula.
45:18The tarantula.
45:20Go on, do the dance.
45:22Go on.
45:23Come on.
45:24Go around me.
45:25Go around me.
45:26That's it.
45:26Catch your bottom.
45:27Keep in your bottom.
45:29Yeah, good.
45:29Good.
45:29Very good.
45:30No, not me.
45:31Good.
45:32OK, fine.
45:32All right, dear.
45:33All right, dear.
45:33OK, fine.
45:34All right.
45:35You give yourself a headache.
45:36Right.
45:36Now, my little gypsy wench, you can make use of yourself and do some dusting for me.
45:42OK?
45:42Start with these.
45:44On the crown, all the way down.
45:46On the crown, all the way down.
45:48On the crown, all the way down.
45:50Oh, no.
45:54Oh, no.
45:55Oh, no.
45:59You certainly brought him back to life, didn't you?
46:02Oh, my.
46:03That really did frighten you.
46:05Now, where's Quasimodo?
46:06Quasimodo, the girl of your dreams is here.
46:09There he is.
46:12All right, quite there now.
46:13OK, your line's there.
46:14Go on.
46:14Oh, is he?
46:16Is he?
46:16Is he?
46:17Is he?
46:17Is he?
46:18Does she look Jewish?
46:20Oh, please.
46:21Oh, please.
46:22A pleasant.
46:23I bet you keep your hands fixed up.
46:26Come on.
46:27Get on with it.
46:29Is he like this all the time?
46:31Is he?
46:31You're getting me at it now.
46:33What are you?
46:34Shut up.
46:35Oh, I forgot to tell you about seeing Louis XIV.
46:40I'm July the 16th.
46:43To celebrate my 18th.
46:45Sounds like we're going for your uptie.
46:47Now, we've never mind all that.
46:49Can't you see you're interrupting these two lovers?
46:52My love.
46:53My love.
46:54Esmeralda is all quiet because I feel ugly.
46:58Ugly.
46:59I never noticed.
47:01That's her line, didn't it?
47:05Go on.
47:06Oh, I never noticed.
47:08Yes.
47:08Yes, when you go shopping, it takes two bags, one for the shopping and one to put over
47:15his head.
47:16I wish you'd have put that on earlier on.
47:18I told you.
47:19It should have been a musical.
47:20Yeah, no.
47:21A musical?
47:22Look, what I want to know is, will it put an end to all this?
47:27All right.
47:28Cue the music.
47:30Come here.
47:32Now, grab hold of this.
47:34Follow me and see what I see.
47:35Go on.
47:36Go on.
47:36All my stars shine, my only sunshine.
47:41I can't do it right.
47:43Yes, sir.
47:45You make me happy when skies are blue.
47:51I'll walk down the lane.
47:53How much I love you.
47:56Don't say it in my sunshine.
47:59Don't say it in my sunshine.
48:03Stay in my sunshine.
48:06Stay in my sunshine.
48:06In my way.
48:08Well, what can I say?
48:24Thank you, Rose.
48:25Thank you, my darling.
48:26Get yourselves over there.
48:27Well done, indeed.
48:29Right.
48:29Hunchback of Notre Dame, take two.
48:37I'm still the Archdeacon of Notre Dame, and there's Notre Dame thing you can do about it.
48:44Cue Quasimodo.
48:46With glasses.
48:49Quasimodo with glasses.
48:50And the walk.
48:51You've got to get the walk right, Mike.
48:52OK, follow me.
48:54Just get the walk.
48:54OK, just put your right shoulder down like this.
48:57And do the walk like that.
49:00That's good.
49:03It's all right, I'm on your side.
49:05I'm on your side.
49:06Yeah, that's good.
49:07Yeah, all right, all right.
49:08All right, that's it.
49:10I think I've got another one of them.
49:11Right.
49:12Don't do it anymore.
49:13We'll get arrested.
49:14But your line is there.
49:15The bells, the bells.
49:18They made me death, you know.
49:22That's a fool.
49:24I know, I know, I know.
49:27Come on, go on.
49:27I think it made me death.
49:30No.
49:30I know.
49:31No.
49:32Yes, I know.
49:33And do you realise the townsfolk are fed up with you?
49:36I feel like a fence.
49:39I feel like a fence.
49:40I'm a deaf aunt.
49:42With an uncontrollable dummy.
49:44You want to screw it?
49:45I'm a deaf aunt.
49:46You've got a deaf aunt.
49:47No, no, no, you're not that.
49:49I am defiant.
49:51I've got a deaf aunt.
49:52You've got a big glass coming up here.
49:54Don't muck it up.
49:55OK.
49:56Go and practice your walk.
49:58Yeah.
49:59I feel like sugar is mine.
50:03What he said was, children.
50:07Yes, I'll have two sugars in mine.
50:10Get off.
50:11You, Your Majesty.
50:23Oh, you've got nothing to hide.
50:25Tell me, what have you been up to this week?
50:28Oh, Monday, 8 Gatto.
50:30Yes?
50:31Tuesday, 8 Gatto.
50:33Yes?
50:34Do you want to know what I did on Wednesday?
50:37No, shut your cake hole.
50:38Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
50:44Hey, I do the ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
50:45That's my line, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
50:47Clear off, you're bad at him.
50:50Oh, there she is, the beautiful...
50:52Oh, and the shoulder as well, yeah.
50:54Oh, sorry, would you like a cup of coffee?
50:58Oh, but here's the beautiful gypsy girl Esmeralda,
51:00the French accent we want.
51:02I hope you're nothing like that sexpot Marie Antoinette.
51:05No, all my life I have been still a black.
51:11Still about a celibate?
51:14Your music!
51:16Now your bottom, now your elbow, now your bottom, now your elbow.
51:21That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
51:23The trouble is, you don't know your elbow from your heart to triumph.
51:28Excuse me, my French.
51:29Anyway, now my little gypsy wench,
51:31why don't you make yourself useful?
51:33Start with these, start on the crown and all the way down.
51:37On the crown, all the way down.
51:39On the crown and all the way down.
51:41Oh!
51:50Shut up!
51:51I think you tickled his fancy.
51:54Now where's Quasimodo?
51:56Quasimodo, where are you?
51:58Come here, your lover is waiting.
51:59What's going on?
52:04Get him off of there!
52:06Oh!
52:06Oh!
52:06What are you doing?
52:08Get him off!
52:09Get him off, for goodness sake!
52:12OK, fine.
52:13Come over to the other side here.
52:21I can't control him.
52:21Right.
52:22OK.
52:22No!
52:24The baby's in here!
52:25No, we've done that bit!
52:27No, don't you start that again.
52:29Quick, come over here.
52:30I forgot to tell you about my spending this afternoon with a jockey.
52:33He was a naughty, spotty, shotty.
52:36Yes, I wish I'd known how to put a bet on him.
52:38Anyway, look, can't you see you're interrupting these two lovers?
52:40He was sobbing.
52:47He's been nothing but a sobbing nuisance.
52:49But look, what's the matter?
52:51I'm so ugly!
52:53Yeah, I wish we had subtitles.
52:56I'm so ugly, he says.
52:58Yes.
52:58Oh, I never noticed.
53:00Yes, when he goes to the Chamber of Hours, he has to buy two tickets.
53:04One to get in and one to get out.
53:07Now that's ugly!
53:08Cue music!
53:09Come on!
53:09Hold this with me.
53:12Oh, come here, come here.
53:13And sing when I sing.
53:15Oh, my sunshine, my only sunshine.
53:19I'm singing in the lane.
53:22Just singing in the lane.
53:25You make me happy when skies are gray.
53:30I walk down the lane.
53:32I walk down the lane.
53:34I walk down the lane.
53:36I am sunshine, the same
53:40I am sunshine, the same
53:43I am sunshine, in the way
54:01Well done indeed.
54:03Could we add the other two back?
54:04There are two of them on the same stage.
54:06I don't think it's possible.
54:07Right.
54:08Now, to judge this, we have a great comedy all-rounder.
54:11From stage, radio and TV, one of my favourite funny men,
54:16Mr Roy Hud.
54:18Hey!
54:19APPLAUSE
54:26I've had a good look, and that's Andrew and Gene, isn't it?
54:29Andrew, terrifically, you know, physical, wasn't he?
54:32He was physical, wasn't he?
54:33Oh, he was physical.
54:34He was physical.
54:35Show me about Mahania.
54:36Yeah.
54:37And Gene, what a lovely touch with the statue, you know,
54:40bring us to life any time.
54:41That was really good.
54:42Team two, I thought they were absolutely excellent.
54:45I thought Louise did the dance beautifully.
54:47I did the dance.
54:48He was a bit like Sandy Powell's dummy.
54:50I couldn't understand what he said.
54:51LAUGHTER
54:52Where'd he come from?
54:53I'm a swill, Doctor.
54:54I couldn't understand the word he said.
54:56You were right.
54:57They all gave it a real good go.
54:58I know.
54:59And Andrew and Gene, I gave 18 too.
55:00Yes.
55:01And Louise and Mike, 19.
55:02Oh!
55:03Yes!
55:04That's really funny.
55:05So, what have you got coming up, you can tell us about?
55:09Well, I start very...
55:11Well, I just started Commoners Muck on television.
55:13Oh, that's a BBC series.
55:14New one.
55:15All about the dustman, yeah.
55:16Oh, that sounds good.
55:17I'm a nice old man in there,
55:18and then lipstick on your car, I'm a dirty old man.
55:20So I'm doing the life.
55:21Well, we'll look forward to both the dirty and the nice ones.
55:23All right.
55:24The story of my life.
55:25All right.
55:26Of course, always has been.
55:27Thank you, Roy Hart, for being with us.
55:29There he is.
55:30Thank you very much.
55:31Thank you very much.
55:32Thank you very much.
55:33Thank you very much.
55:34Well, thank you two.
55:35Here we are.
55:36So, you will be getting a Generation Game telephone answering machine,
55:40and also the pocket-coloured television to each of us.
55:43There you are there.
55:44And if you could come on through there.
55:46Come on through there.
55:47Have enough time, guys.
55:52Right, take the doors away, please.
55:54Now, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:57Oi, over here.
55:58Right.
55:59Don't start all that.
56:00Right.
56:01Lot of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
56:03Good luck.
56:04Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:05On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a case of champagne.
56:08A step machine.
56:10A pair of silk pyjamas.
56:12A can of old film.
56:14A high-tech kettle.
56:16A stylish velvet cushion.
56:18A food processor.
56:20And a pair of bumble ball buddies.
56:23A big apple.
56:25Six kitchen bowls.
56:27An electric sander.
56:29Whee!
56:30Whee!
56:32A world time and weather clock.
56:34A pair of cocktail glasses.
56:36A tea maker.
56:38An emerald green bars.
56:40A massager.
56:42A personal CD player.
56:44A novelty teapot.
56:46And a radio cassette player.
56:48Now keep thinking nice thoughts as you come round.
56:51Good.
56:52Lovely, lovely.
56:53Now sit yourselves down.
56:54That's it.
56:56Now you're going to get another 40 seconds.
56:58OK.
56:59And everything you remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
57:01You'll get the first 20 seconds.
57:02When you hear a funny noise, you'll get the last 20 seconds.
57:05The 40 seconds will start now.
57:07Big apple.
57:08Big apple.
57:09Colony toy.
57:10Colony toy.
57:11Two glasses.
57:12Two glasses.
57:13Food mixer.
57:14Yes.
57:15Dressing down.
57:16The jam's been.
57:17The jam's been.
57:18The jam's been, right.
57:19The jam's been, right.
57:20OK.
57:21The TV thing at the end.
57:22The last one.
57:23The TV sort of clear thing.
57:24That's it.
57:25That's it.
57:26What?
57:27Carry on.
57:28Carry on.
57:29Carry on.
57:30A can of old film.
57:31Cine film.
57:32Yes.
57:33In the champagne.
57:34T-step champagne.
57:35That's it.
57:36Massager.
57:37Tea maker.
57:38Tea maker.
57:39The massager.
57:40Gas jug.
57:41Yeah.
57:42Do the massager.
57:43I've said this.
57:44They said it.
57:45Novice a teapot.
57:46Novice a teapot.
57:47The stars.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:49Oh, didn't they do well?
57:50Very good.
57:51Happy time.
57:52I want to come here.
57:55Very well.
58:00And the kind of old film is the very latest video camera.
58:05How about that?
58:06I mean, it is beautiful.
58:07And the big apple is a fabulous holiday for four to New York.
58:13New York.
58:14New York.
58:15New York.
58:16Well done.
58:17Oh!
58:18Thank you, my lord.
58:19OK.
58:20Well, on behalf of Rosie and myself and everyone, and I do mean everyone, thanks for being with
58:26us this week.
58:28Be there.
58:29Take a breath.
58:30Take a breath.
58:31Come here.
58:32Give me a shout of you.
58:36I might need you to take off.
58:39You couldn't stress on baby baby anybody, too.
58:42We could, we could, you but we could.
58:43I might need you to take off.
58:54I want to keep the game
59:04You're ready for me
59:06Bye-bye
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