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Today's contestants are Maria & Simon Leeke from Kent, Denise & Chris Tremlin from Norfolk, Andrew Woodhouse & Annabel Smith from Yorkshire, and Brian & Lisa Hyman from Hertfordshire. Bruce Forsyth guides the teams through the games, assisted as always by the lovely Rosemary Ford (who is chuffed at having another team from Yorkshire on the show). And among the games are "Poetry in Motion" (with Rembar School Ballet), "Brucie's Bangers" (sausage making), "Something to Shout About" (town crying) and "Foreign Road Signs" before finishing with a take on Good Morning Britain chat show (with Anne Diamond and Nick Owen making guest appearances to judge - indeed, Nick Owen appears on crutches!) They are not the only ones making guest appearances as one contestant who collects fish is surprised by weatherman Michael Fish! It has to be said though that there is some questionable judging throughout in many of the games, which will leave you guessing who gets through to the conveyor belt of prizes. I bet even Bruce was left wondering when he did this episode!
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:05And I wanna play the game with you
00:09Life can be terribly great
00:12If you don't play the game with two
00:16And I wanna play the game with you
00:30Thank you very much indeed
00:41Good evening ladies and gentlemen and children
00:43Welcome to the Generation Game
00:45Nice to see you
00:47And I must tell you this
00:50I was in my local supermarket
00:52And this little old dear said to me
00:54Could you reach up and pass me down 12 tins of custard powder
00:58I said 12 tins of custard powder
01:00That's a lot of custard
01:02She said it's from my cat
01:04I said your cat it must be very fond of custard
01:06She said not really
01:08It likes taking the lids off and feeding around inside for the birds
01:12Yeah yeah yeah I talk the same thing silly old crow
01:18Anyway talking about crows
01:20I mean talking about birds
01:22I mean talking about Rosie
01:23Ladies and gentlemen
01:24It's not enough to say gorgeous
01:26It's not enough to say lovely
01:28But here is one of the most talented female artists this country has ever produced
01:34Miss Rosemary Ford
01:36How about that introduction?
01:52Well Bruce I can honestly say that I've never had such a kind and flattering introduction in all my life
01:5950p
02:0050p?
02:02I have to pay you 50p for that introduction
02:04I never get an introduction like that
02:06It's worth every penny of 50p
02:08Right
02:10Ladies and gentlemen
02:12To call this man a star would be an insult to his outstanding and creative talent
02:16Which borders on the genius
02:18Good gracious me I say
02:20A fiver
02:22His talent
02:24His talent knows no bounds
02:25Thank you that's enough
02:26That's enough
02:27To watch him perform is an experience never to be forgotten
02:30A tenor
02:31Look did you
02:32Look I think they know who I am
02:33Just introduce the contestants before I have to take out a second mortgage
02:37All right I will introduce the contestants
02:39Yes
02:40And it won't cost them a penny
02:41Yeah your prices it's just as well
02:43I've lost all right I've lost again
02:46All right our first contestants
02:48She's laughing to herself
02:50Yeah
02:51When nobody else is
02:53Don't go away
02:58Our first contestants are from Kent
03:02Their mother and son Marian and Simon Leek
03:04Right
03:05Hello
03:13Hello
03:14How are you
03:15Thank you for coming
03:16Thank you for being here
03:17That's lovely
03:18Now you are Marian
03:19Leek
03:20What's that?
03:21Leek
03:22Leek, oh Leek
03:23Yes
03:24Where did you spring from?
03:25I thought
03:26You knew I was going to say
03:27You probably had it all your life
03:28All these jokes about your name
03:29Yes
03:30And I have to go and pile it on
03:31Anyway you're married to Gordon Leek
03:32Yes I am
03:33Married to Gordon Leek for 37 years
03:35That's right
03:36That's a long time to have a Leek
03:37A lasting
03:38It's a very long time
03:40It's a long time
03:41It's a long time to have a lasting marriage I was going to say
03:44Right
03:46Any special talents have you got?
03:48Well my son says I've got the talent for singing these silly little songs that my old mum taught me
03:53Oh the old sort of music hall
03:57The old music hall song
03:58That sort of thing
03:59Yes
04:00Right
04:01Picking all the big ones out
04:02Picking all the big ones out
04:03Picking all the big ones out
04:04Talk about a man with a face full of wrinkles
04:06When I saw my pen with the wrinkles
04:08Oh the big ones gone
04:10It made me Ravenshat
04:12Tess seen my missus and the seven little kids
04:15Picking all the big ones out
04:16Well picking all the big ones out
04:18APPLAUSE
04:23I was away there
04:24Over now to your son Simon
04:27Yep
04:28Another Leek, Simon Leek
04:29And what do you do?
04:30I'm a student at the moment
04:31You're a student?
04:32Yep
04:33I thought you were going somewhere for a minute
04:35I thought you were leaving
04:36Right
04:37You're single
04:38No girlfriend at the moment
04:39No, no
04:40But you like all other sports
04:41I do
04:43You've made your own didgeridoo
04:44How big is your didgeridoo?
04:46Oh, four and a half feet roughly
04:48No
04:49Just for yourself
04:51Is it really?
04:52I have indeed
04:53Because I love that
04:54I thought we might have a bit of fun with the audience as well
04:55Fine
04:56Could be
04:57Oh it is a big one isn't it?
04:59Good
05:00But now do you remember that sunrise
05:02You know the okay fun
05:04See if you can join then
05:06You haven't got a big P in there have you?
05:10I just thought of that
05:14Just like that I do
05:17Here we go then
05:19Have another go
05:20Sorry
05:21Right
05:22All right
05:29Sunrise
05:31Bring in the morning
05:33Sunrise
05:34Bring in the morning
05:36Spreading all the light, all around
05:39And now
05:40Spreading all the light, all around
05:42Very good. We're very good.
05:48Thank you very much.
05:49Thank you very much for being here.
05:50Nice and cool.
05:52Thank you very much for being here.
05:53What a lovely place.
05:55Good luck.
05:58So, what have you got?
05:59Who have you got left?
06:00Our second team's from Norfolk.
06:01Their mother and son, Denise and Chris Tremlin.
06:04Right.
06:12Good and how are you?
06:13Thank you for being here.
06:15Now, you are Denise?
06:16Tremlin.
06:17What, dear?
06:18Tremlin.
06:19Don't worry.
06:20I look after you.
06:21Yes.
06:22Yes.
06:23Now, anyway, you're Denise.
06:24Who's this?
06:25The nephew?
06:26I'm Uncle Bruce and welcome to Aunty BBC.
06:29Now, you see, you've stopped trembling already, haven't you?
06:32I have.
06:33That's lovely.
06:34Now, you're a widow and you were married to Bert in Africa.
06:37That's right.
06:38Tell me, what was it like living here?
06:39Well, no luxuries.
06:40Very few fresh vegetables.
06:41Oh, dear.
06:42Very little meat.
06:43Oh, dear.
06:44And at night, you had to go out with a light to frighten away the leopards.
06:48Keep the leopards away?
06:49Keep the leopards away, yes.
06:50Oh, my goodness.
06:51Otherwise, your dog could...
06:52And we all worry about a few tomcats.
06:55Oh, nasty, nasty.
06:56Now, any special talents at all?
06:58I can speak a little bit of Swahili.
06:59Oh, a little bit of Swahili.
07:01Lovely.
07:02Very night tonight.
07:03Give us a bit of Swahili.
07:04Right.
07:05Jambonze.
07:06A barrigani.
07:07Oh, what did you just say to me?
07:08I said, hello, old man.
07:09How are you?
07:10Well, couldn't you have said, hello, young man.
07:11How are you?
07:12I'm sorry, I've forgotten the word for young man.
07:13Yeah, well, I wish I hadn't have asked that.
07:14Anyway, over now to your son, Chris Tremblin.
07:17And what do you do?
07:18Oh, police officer.
07:19Oh, I thought so.
07:20Warm night.
07:21Warm night.
07:22Warm night.
07:23Warm night.
07:24Warm night.
07:25And you're married to Joanne.
07:26Oh, only for two months.
07:27Yes.
07:28Oh, how lovely.
07:29Where did you meet her?
07:30Uh, Joanne had a car broken into.
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:32I obviously went to deal with it.
07:33And things went from there.
07:34So she had quite a day.
07:35You know, they stole her stuff and you stole her heart.
07:36Oh, indeed.
07:37Right, now, what's all this about a bus stop?
07:40Yeah, I was out one night with a few of the mates.
07:41Yeah.
07:42And I stood in a bus stop, and I stood in a bus stop.
07:43And a double-decker bus stopped on my foot.
07:44No.
07:45And I politely asked the driver who could remove the bus from my foot.
07:47Very politely.
07:48Right, well, we heard about this.
07:49So, look, next time, when you're on duty, take this with you.
07:52Just hang it on.
07:53And I'm sure she had quite a day.
07:54And I'm sure she had quite a day.
07:55You know.
07:56They stole her stuff and you stole her heart.
07:57Oh, indeed.
07:58Right, now, what's all this about a bus stop?
07:59Yeah, I was out one night with a few of the mates.
08:00Yeah.
08:01And I stood in a bus stop.
08:02And a double-decker bus stopped on my foot.
08:04No.
08:05And I politely asked the driver who could remove the bus from my foot.
08:08Very politely.
08:09Right, well, we heard about this.
08:12So, look, next time, when you're on duty, take this with you.
08:16Just hang it on.
08:17Hang it on one of your backs.
08:18If you see.
08:19Sorry.
08:20It's the wrong way round.
08:21Thank you very much of all of you.
08:25Very lovely.
08:26Pop over there.
08:27You've got a game coming up.
08:29Last piece of the game.
08:31Lovely piece.
08:32Before our first game, I'd just like to remind you that our contestants have no idea what we
08:37have planned for them.
08:38They do not rehearse.
08:40This is your rehearsal.
08:42Our first game is called Poetry in Motion.
08:45Please welcome some students from the Rombear School.
08:50Oh.
08:51Oh.
08:52Oh.
08:53Oh.
08:54Oh.
08:59Oh.
10:32And Anna and Neil are going to stay with us, show the other people what to do, and could
10:37we have the first couple on, please?
10:41Now you stand here, my darling, just about there.
10:44That's it.
10:44And everything she does, you do.
10:46And you stand here, just about there.
10:49Otherwise, his foot doesn't have come up.
10:51You have to be careful.
10:52So we're ready now for Poetry Emotion, take two.
10:57Straight back all the time.
10:58Straight back.
11:00This is what we call Bat-mon.
11:02Bat-mon all this.
11:03So go on.
11:04That's it.
11:05That's it.
11:06Lovely.
11:07Good.
11:08That's it.
11:09Oh, very good.
11:11Point your toe.
11:12And this is attitude.
11:16That's it.
11:16Into here.
11:26That's it.
11:27Turn.
11:27That's it.
11:27Now go the other way.
11:30Lovely pirouette, right?
11:32On to Ashana.
11:32Jump.
11:33Jump.
11:33And twist the feet.
11:35That's it.
11:35Come on, come on.
11:37That was good.
11:39Yeah, excellent.
11:40Okay.
11:41Come in, all right?
11:42Wait for a bit to go.
11:43Okay.
11:44Wait for it to go.
11:45Go on.
11:45Now, up.
11:46Last room.
11:46Now do the jump.
11:48There you go.
11:52Watch.
11:52Watch it.
11:53Do the jump.
11:54Watch for the jump.
11:54The jump.
11:55The jump.
11:57Was that the jump?
11:58Okay.
11:59Okay.
12:00Come over here, my guy.
12:01Over here.
12:01Over here to me.
12:02To your partners.
12:03To your partners.
12:04Good.
12:05Now this one.
12:05What we call ponche, okay?
12:08That's it.
12:08That's it.
12:09That's it.
12:10That's it.
12:12Bit around.
12:14Lovely.
12:15Get your leg up, dear.
12:16It's fine.
12:17Get your hand.
12:17Now we get ready for the lift.
12:19Oh, lift.
12:22One more.
12:23One more.
12:29Well done, James.
12:32Good.
12:32Good.
12:32Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:33Good.
12:34Good.
12:34Good.
12:34Good.
12:34Good.
12:34Good.
12:34Good.
12:35Good.
12:35Good.
12:37Wonderful.
12:38Wonderful.
12:38Wonderful.
12:39Here you go.
12:40Over there, if you will.
12:41Absolutely remarkable.
12:42On you come, Denise.
12:43That's it.
12:44Look at Chris's walk.
12:46Look at Chris's walk.
12:47You're there already.
12:48You come here, my guy.
12:49Stand there.
12:50You stand here.
12:51Okay.
12:52He's halfway there, is he?
12:55You have to put your hand on your hips.
12:57Right.
12:57We're ready now for Poetry of Motion, take three.
13:03This is the Batmón.
13:05Batmón, that's good.
13:12What is this?
13:19Lovely, into here again, that's good.
13:23OK, get ready there, that's it.
13:25Round and your one foot.
13:28That's it, good.
13:30Pirouette, pirouette, turn round.
13:32Lovely.
13:33On the other way.
13:35Well done, well done.
13:38Entree show, jump up, jump up in front of your feet.
13:40Pull your feet.
13:42Pull down, you'll put your feet together.
13:44Your feet.
13:47Follow him, follow him.
13:49Watch him, watch him.
13:50Watch him, watch him.
13:51Watch him, follow him.
13:52And round and go.
13:53And then a little jump.
14:01Jump.
14:03Where are you going, dear?
14:05OK, to your partner.
14:07Stay there, then.
14:08Stay there.
14:08To your partner.
14:10OK, Chris.
14:11I think you've got to lift your mother up here in a minute.
14:13But get your leg up here.
14:16Your right, left leg up.
14:17That's it.
14:18Down you go, down you go.
14:21Down you go.
14:22OK, now the lift.
14:23Get ready for the lift.
14:24Get ready for the lift.
14:25OK, the lift coming up.
14:27Lift.
14:30That's it.
14:39And our thanks once again to the members of the Rombear School.
14:45We thank you.
14:46Right, to judge this, one of the greatest names ever in the world of ballet.
15:00Dame Beryl Grey.
15:02Here we are.
15:06Hello, my wife.
15:08Lovely to see you again.
15:10Beryl, it was lovely to see you.
15:13What do you think, first of all, this first couple?
15:16I've made just a few little notes.
15:18Yes, yes.
15:18And I'll just tell you briefly.
15:19Yes.
15:20I thought Marion had those marvellous presents.
15:23You made me think you could do everything.
15:25Even though you couldn't do it all.
15:29So I've given you seven.
15:30Oh, very good.
15:31Seven, all right?
15:32For presents.
15:33Thank you very much.
15:33That's for being here.
15:34Simon, I was sold on his leg kicks, of course.
15:37And everything, his jumping, everything entered into such a lovely feeling of movement about it.
15:44So I gave you nine.
15:45Nine.
15:46Yes.
15:47Yes, yes.
15:48Well done indeed.
15:50Now, let her down over here.
15:52Well, I'm going to congratulate you because obviously you don't dance at all, do you?
15:58And you tried.
15:58You tried, and you smiled.
16:04You did.
16:04Oh, it was lovely.
16:06So I'm going to give you seven because you just made me very happy.
16:10You really did.
16:11Oh, it was lovely.
16:13Now, who's?
16:15And what about the dancing policeman?
16:18You were quite remarkable for me.
16:21Oh, and I put good balance, yes.
16:23Did you see those?
16:24He did.
16:24And I was going around?
16:26Yeah.
16:27Gosh.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Is that what you do when you pick people up?
16:30You just put them on?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Oh, okay.
16:36I've given you nine.
16:37As well?
16:38Yes.
16:39Well done indeed.
16:42And because you're still presenting ballets all over the world.
16:44Oh, yes, putting them on.
16:45And involved with students as well.
16:47Yes, training, dancers.
16:49Very involved.
16:50You're a lovely lady, and I always look forward to meeting you.
16:54Great honour and joy to be with you.
16:56Dame Bellgrave.
16:57Oh, yeah.
16:59She's a lovely lady.
17:01She's a lovely lady.
17:04Well, what's on the board, Miss Hall?
17:07Well, Simon and Marianne have 16.
17:10Denise and Chris also have 16.
17:12Good.
17:13Over you go over there, and sit yourself down.
17:16Make yourself accountable, and put some H in time.
17:18Okay.
17:19Now, our second game is called Bruce's Baggers.
17:24So please welcome, from the Leith School of Food and Wine,
17:27Emma Crowhurst.
17:32Hello, Emma.
17:35How are you?
17:36Thank you very much.
17:37Good.
17:37Lovely to have you with us again.
17:38Now, I believe you're still a senior...
17:41Still a senior teacher, that's right.
17:42...teacher at the Leith School and everything.
17:44And although we've done sausage-making with a machine several times before,
17:49there's nothing like a handmade one, isn't it?
17:52Nothing like doing it by hand, no.
17:53No, nothing?
17:54Well, I didn't exactly say that, did I?
17:58Anyway, you make up your own minds.
18:00Right.
18:01Come over here, if you will.
18:02You two over here, this side.
18:03And get in nice and close so you can see everything that's going on.
18:07Right, there we are.
18:08Get in.
18:08Okay.
18:09Give me a hug.
18:09Bye.
18:09First of all, we need to finish putting the sausage skins on.
18:12So you just need to concertina this down.
18:15Nice and firmly.
18:18Leave yourself enough to tie a knot.
18:21Always remember that.
18:24Leave yourselves enough to tie a knot.
18:25Then you need a nice, tight bag, so screw it around tight.
18:30And then squeeze.
18:32Then squeeze.
18:33Nice and tight.
18:34You must keep it open back.
18:36Yes.
18:37It's what?
18:38She says it's horrible.
18:40No, it isn't.
18:40It's lovely.
18:41There we are.
18:44Making your eyes water.
18:45Will you be there?
18:47Who asked you for your tooth, fella?
18:49For goodness sake.
18:50There we are.
18:51Leave yourself enough to tie at the other end.
18:53Yeah, but always leave yourself a bit of a knot at the other end.
18:56That's right.
18:56Good.
18:57And tie it off.
18:58You see?
18:59And by the way, this isn't sausage meat, is it?
19:02No, this is synthetic.
19:03Yeah, just for people who think we're wasting food.
19:07So smooth it out nicely.
19:08Yep.
19:09So that you've got an even distribution of your meat.
19:11Yeah, see?
19:12She does that there.
19:13Mark off your little sausages.
19:14Not too small, otherwise you'll end up with chipolatus.
19:17That's it.
19:17And then make your little twists.
19:21That's it.
19:21And then tie them through for a deal of a bunch of sausages.
19:24A bunch of four.
19:25There we are.
19:26You all right?
19:29Did you come back to do some laughing?
19:31Yeah, I think it was with you.
19:32All right.
19:32Okay, Emma.
19:33Get to your tables, if you will.
19:35Get yourselves all nice and ready.
19:38Okay.
19:38Your minute and a half starts now.
19:41First part, we did help you there a bit by sort of getting them sort of quite the way
19:47on.
19:47So you've just got the last bit to do.
19:49Tricky business, isn't it?
20:01You're having trouble there, dear?
20:03What are you up to?
20:05I see you wish you were ballet dancing again.
20:07I don't think.
20:08Oh, you hated that.
20:10There we are.
20:11Oh, yes.
20:11Good.
20:12Oh, and sausage on a plate already.
20:14I don't know how...
20:15Oh, you're very good.
20:16Very good indeed.
20:18Get it as tight as you can.
20:20Tight as you can does help.
20:24It's coming here.
20:26It's thinking about it.
20:29It's definitely thinking about it.
20:32This is fascinating.
20:34I wish David Attenborough was here.
20:38Right.
20:39How are you doing over here?
20:40Yes, good.
20:41That's it.
20:41Keep it as tight as possible and squeeze.
20:44Go away there.
20:44Squeeze away.
20:45You can't get your knot done.
20:47Put your knot in.
20:48Okay, and don't forget to start...
20:50Yeah, start trying to batch them up.
20:52Oh, yeah, you're doing better now, do you?
20:54See, you're squeezing tight.
20:55Keep it nice and tight.
20:56That's it.
20:56Start getting your batch together, though.
20:58Quickly, quickly, quickly.
21:00Quickly, quickly.
21:02All right.
21:03Yes, time's up.
21:04Time's up.
21:05Stop where you are.
21:08Pick them down, don't you?
21:09Stop where you are.
21:10And Emma, will you come back to do some marking, please?
21:13Do you need some of them?
21:17Well, there we are.
21:18On the plate and everything.
21:20What do you think?
21:21Well, it's sort of nicely twisted around up there.
21:24Yeah, you see, Steve made it into a bit of a batch.
21:25A bit sort of a chipolata-like at the end there.
21:27You'd eat them, you wouldn't I?
21:28Yeah, you'd sling them under somebody's grill.
21:30Right.
21:30So, what have you done?
21:31Simon, six for you.
21:33Six?
21:34Very good.
21:35Very good indeed.
21:36You'll have it.
21:38And over here, you've got one, two twists, and then a sort of pinch here.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Yeah, a pinch there.
21:43You didn't get time.
21:44The one that got away down there.
21:45Well, I couldn't make a knot at the other end.
21:47Six for you as well, I think.
21:49Six.
21:49Another six there.
21:50All right.
21:51So, and what about here?
21:54Over here, you've got knots at both ends.
21:57That's excellent.
21:58You haven't quite managed to make the twists, but you've got the sort of dividing marks,
22:01which is pretty good.
22:02So, seven for you, Denise.
22:03Seven?
22:04Really?
22:05Well done.
22:06Well done.
22:08And, oh.
22:09A hell of a knot up, isn't it?
22:10Yeah, that's a big knot, isn't it?
22:12Yeah, it's a big one, I'll tell you that.
22:14And you've got a knot at the other end, and four sausages, so, very good.
22:17Eight for you.
22:18Eight?
22:18Well done.
22:19Well done indeed.
22:20Well done indeed.
22:22And I believe you have a series.
22:23Don't worry about this.
22:24Come on, give me a sausage, give me a bit of your skin.
22:26You have a series coming out in BBC Two?
22:29In February, yes.
22:29In February.
22:30It's ten programmes on basic cookery techniques and skills.
22:33Well, good luck with that.
22:34Thank you very much.
22:34Thank you very much, Emma.
22:35Bye-bye.
22:35And I'll let you do.
22:38You're moving to all of the cooking work in the world.
22:41And you've got one of the world.
22:43Simon and Marion have 28.
22:47Denise and Chris have 31.
22:50Oh, my goodness.
22:52Well done indeed.
22:54Well done indeed.
22:56I'm so sorry to lose you.
22:57You've all been so well.
22:59I mean, it's difficult games as well.
23:01But you will be getting a Generation Game telephone, each of you.
23:04And we'll look forward to seeing you in our grand final, which is coming up.
23:08Thank you so much.
23:09Off you go there.
23:11Fun, fun, fun.
23:11Our third team's from Yorkshire.
23:16Their father and daughter, Andrew Woodhouse and Annabelle Smith.
23:20Right.
23:28How are you?
23:29Welcome, welcome, welcome.
23:30Now, you are Annabelle...
23:32Smith.
23:32Annabelle Smith.
23:33And what do you do, my dear?
23:34I'm a housewife and mother.
23:36I see.
23:36Good.
23:36That's enough, isn't it?
23:37Yes.
23:37Let's face it.
23:38And you're married to Mark.
23:39What does he do?
23:40He's a funeral director and a florist.
23:43A funeral...
23:43No!
23:44A funeral director and a florist?
23:46Yes.
23:46Oh, I see, fine.
23:47And tell us about your first date, then.
23:50Well, he picked me up in the hearse.
23:53He picked you up in the hearse?
23:55Oh, did he have to drop somebody off first?
24:00Where do we start this?
24:01And tell us about the honeymoon, then.
24:03Well, we were so tired from renovating our house,
24:06we slept for the first three days of our honeymoon.
24:08Oh, dear.
24:09Oh, isn't that lovely?
24:12And I suppose the staff left you alone
24:14and they knew he was the funeral director.
24:16So they left you to rest in peace.
24:20What a shame, isn't it?
24:22Anyway, over now to your father.
24:24It's your dad and it's Andrew...
24:26Woodhouse.
24:28Woodhouse.
24:28Woodhouse.
24:29Woodhouse.
24:30And what do you do, Mr Woodhouse?
24:31I'm an artist.
24:32Oh, you're an artist?
24:33Yes.
24:34What kind, Mr Woodhouse?
24:37Woodhouse.
24:39Watercolours and oils.
24:40Watercolours and oils.
24:41Oh, lovely.
24:42Would you like to have something hung in the Tate Gallery?
24:44I certainly would.
24:45Yeah, we'll take your overcoat.
24:50You're married to Jenny, Mr Washhouse.
24:53Woodhouse.
24:55Woodhouse.
24:55So, what's all this about playing the organ?
24:59Well, I was church organist.
25:00Oh.
25:01For one remembrance service, I had to play the National Anthem.
25:05So I thought I'd boost it up a bit, you see.
25:07Yeah.
25:07So I gave a drum roll.
25:08Oh, a drum roll.
25:09Practised the drum roll.
25:09In one of the effects on the organ, yes.
25:11Before the National Anthem, I practised this drum roll.
25:13Yeah.
25:14But unfortunately, when it came to the service, I pulled the wrong stop out.
25:17Oh.
25:17And it came out as a giant raspberry.
25:19And the congregation fell about laughing.
25:24I couldn't see it.
25:26So, no.
25:27Now, look, getting back to your painting.
25:29Could we just have a little look?
25:29That's very nice.
25:30Could we show it into camera five?
25:33Camera five.
25:34But that really is lovely.
25:36And can you actually look out there?
25:38Isn't that beautiful?
25:41It really is beautiful.
25:42Thank you for being here.
25:45Make sure that they're nice and safe.
25:47But lovely people.
25:48There he is.
25:49Beautiful.
25:50Isn't it?
25:51Beautiful picture.
25:52Okay.
25:53Now, who's the last one?
25:54They're from Hertfordshire.
25:56Their father and daughter, Brian and Lisa Hyman.
25:59I see.
26:00All right.
26:03All right.
26:03There we are.
26:07I'm glad you're from Hertfordshire.
26:08You on there.
26:09That's lovely.
26:10Welcome.
26:10Welcome.
26:11Right.
26:11Now, you're Lisa?
26:12Hyman.
26:13Yes.
26:13We'll remember Hyman Church.
26:15Right.
26:15Now, what are you...
26:16I've always said that for years, haven't I?
26:20Evidently.
26:20Right.
26:21Your other half is Simon.
26:23What's he like to live with?
26:24Very unpredictable.
26:26Really?
26:26Very full of surprises.
26:27Yes.
26:27One night, I was fast asleep in bed, and I had a very rude awakening.
26:32Why?
26:33He had evidently been dreaming about biscuits, and he thought my nose was a biscuit, so he
26:40took a bite out of it, and I had the teeth marks the next day to prove it.
26:44No, my goodness.
26:45He thought you were a biscuit.
26:46He must have thought you were a beet frame.
26:52Don't you crack us.
26:54I wouldn't ob-nob with him anymore.
26:57Let's hope I get a few of those for that.
26:59Right.
27:01Have you any hobbies at all?
27:02I collect fish.
27:03Oh.
27:04I've got a kitchen full of fish.
27:06Yeah.
27:06I've got all sorts of things.
27:07There's fish wallpaper.
27:09Fish plates.
27:10Fish plates.
27:10Fish cups.
27:11Fish teapots.
27:12Fish trays.
27:13Fish marzipan fish.
27:14Sponge fish.
27:15Really?
27:16I've got it.
27:17Well, that's amazing.
27:18Well, now, here's one fish you haven't got, but he's here tonight.
27:22Come back here.
27:33Come back here.
27:34Can you hear the fish you think she's got?
27:37No, you've got the lock.
27:37Could you just move back a bit, Brian?
27:39Could you come in, Rosie?
27:40And just move over, Brian.
27:41Just there.
27:42Okay, ready?
27:43There we are.
27:43Just a little memento for you.
27:45There's another fish to hang on your wall.
27:48Isn't that lovely?
27:49Now, come here, and, by the way, this fishy waistcoat is one of, and even a fishy tie.
27:56The club tie.
27:57The club tie.
27:58It's the club tie.
27:59The club tie.
27:59I see.
28:00Actually, I have a collection, too, and it's a collection of fish ties.
28:03Yeah?
28:03Yeah, of about 20 or 30 of them, I suppose, by the way.
28:06That's fantastic.
28:07Well, anyway, you know, thanks for being here.
28:08I don't want to put you on a spot, but I'll be going to get a white Christmas.
28:14Do you want me to ring on Boxing Day?
28:17I'll do that, Michael Fish.
28:18Lovely to see you.
28:18Thank you so much for being here.
28:21Down there, if you will.
28:23Lovely, lovely, lovely.
28:24I don't think it's a problem.
28:26Another thing to your wall.
28:28Now, it's over to your dad, Brian.
28:30Hyman.
28:30Hyman.
28:31Yes, good.
28:32And you've been married for 34 years.
28:33Yes.
28:34What's your wife's name?
28:35Her name's Lucy.
28:36Lucy, yes.
28:36I've only been married to her for 17 years, because I've had three wives.
28:40And the second one was for 10 years.
28:43Yes.
28:43The first one was for seven years.
28:45Oh, fine.
28:46Fine.
28:46Now, would you like to tell us about your honeymoons?
28:49Oh.
28:50No, we haven't got time.
28:52No, we haven't got time.
28:52We'll be here all blooming night.
28:54Right.
28:54Now, what's all this about a girlfriend in her flat?
28:57Come on, three wives and a girlfriend.
28:59Well, it's not...
29:00You're not miserable, are you?
29:01No, no, no.
29:01I move around.
29:02I mean, you move around a bit, yeah, you've got to be busy.
29:05Yeah, of course.
29:05I did meet this charming lady shortly after I was separated the last time.
29:09Yeah, yeah.
29:09And she invited me back to her flat.
29:11Oh, did she?
29:11And, Bruce, she was a fan of yours.
29:13Oh, really?
29:14And she was watching your programme, Play Your Cards Right.
29:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:17And I bent over, kissed her on the forehead, and she screamed out,
29:21Lower, lower!
29:23And I have to tell you, I owe you a debt ever since.
29:25Well, any time.
29:27Any time.
29:32Any ambitions at all?
29:34Yeah, I'd like to conduct a world orchestra to one of the Beethoven symphonies.
29:39OK, now, we heard about this.
29:41So, Rosie, will you give him the baton?
29:42We'll stay right where you are.
29:43Now, use the audience as your orchestra, OK?
29:46This is Beethoven's Fifth.
29:50One of my favourites, and I know you all know it.
29:52OK, so get ready, get ready.
29:54Listen, listen.
30:01Thank you very much.
30:02That was a lovely moment.
30:06Absolutely fantastic.
30:08No, no, no.
30:08No, no, no.
30:09Come back here with that.
30:10No, we've got to get to the end.
30:12The end bit is the more exciting.
30:13So, we wouldn't do that to you.
30:14You know, just for a laugh, I'd do it, but not.
30:16OK, so just for the end bit.
30:18Cue music.
30:18Thank you, Brad.
30:20Thank you, Brad.
30:20Oh, there you go.
30:22We've got a game coming up soon.
30:23Here we go.
30:24Yes.
30:25Lovely.
30:25Well, now, our third game is called Something to Shout About.
30:29Please welcome the town crier of Dartmouth, Mr.
30:34Peter Randall.
30:36Thank you, Brad.
30:37Thank you, Brad.
30:39Thank you, Brad.
30:40Thank you, Brad.
30:41Thank you, Brad.
30:42Thank you, Brad.
30:43Thank you, Brad.
30:44Thank you, Brad.
30:45Oh, there you go.
30:46We've got a game coming up soon.
30:47Here we go.
30:48Yes.
30:49Lovely.
30:50Well, now, our third game is called Something to Shout About.
30:55Please welcome the town crier of Dartmouth, Mr. Peter Randall.
31:16O-ee-ey!
31:17O-ee-ey!
31:18O-ee-ey!
31:19O-ee-ey!
31:20O-ee-ey!
31:21O-ee-ey!
31:22O-ee-ey!
31:25O-ee-ey!
31:26O-ee-ey!
31:30Listen, all ye good people of television land!
31:37Be it known that on this 22nd day of October, in the year of our Lord, 1,994, the much acclaimed
31:52Generation Game will again be on your screen.
31:58All that one asks is that you be there.
32:03God save the Queen!
32:08Yeah!
32:11Well done!
32:12Thank you so much.
32:13And that's all there is to it!
32:17Go and get yourselves ready!
32:19By the way, could you hear him at the back?
32:21Yes!
32:22Right.
32:23And you are a past winner of the World Championship.
32:26That's it.
32:27Will you come back and do some marking?
32:28With pleasure.
32:29Thank you, Peter.
32:30Away you go down there.
32:31And could we have the first one on, please?
32:32Now then, you're going to get 30 seconds.
32:36So, to make your proclamation, and try to remember some of the stuff that Peter said.
32:40Otherwise, make it up.
32:41Alright then?
32:42Your 30 seconds starts now.
32:45Oh, yeah!
32:46Oh, yeah!
32:47Oh, yeah!
32:48Oh, yeah!
32:49Oh, yeah!
32:50Oh, yeah!
32:56Good people of London, may it be known to ye that the Generation Game will be on your screen!
33:00May it be known to ye that the generation game will be on your screen this 22nd day of October 1994.
33:24God save the Queen.
33:30God save the Queen.
33:35All right, don't bend down in those.
33:37Right.
33:39OK, your 30...
33:41Your 30 seconds starts now.
33:45Oh, yay!
33:47Oh, yay!
33:49Oh, yay!
33:57Erm...
34:00All ye good people of the generation game on October the 22nd of the year 100, 900 and...
34:13994!
34:16We're going to...
34:18God save the Queen!
34:22Here we are!
34:25So wonderful you guys, absolutely lovely.
34:29OK, your 30 seconds starts now!
34:33Oh, yay!
34:35Oh, no!
34:37Oh, no!
34:40Oh, yay, oh, no.
34:42I am here this evening to welcome you all to the Generation Game of Bruce's.
34:51And I would like to tell you that you can see us on the television on the 1900th day of the year 94.
35:03The 1900th day, no!
35:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:07Quick, quick, quick.
35:08No, no, go on.
35:09God save McQueen!
35:12He didn't do the girl there, did he?
35:17The girl, the girl.
35:19He's going to be like Dick Turpin.
35:21Right.
35:22Your 30 seconds starts now.
35:25Oh, yay!
35:35Oh, yay!
35:37Oh, yay!
35:38Good people gathered in the television centre in the year of our Lord, 1994, assemble to see the revival of the conveyor belt game with all the domestic items upon it and the presence of those noble artists.
35:59Mr. Forte...
36:01One, three, seven.
36:02One, three, three, three.
36:05Come on now, please.
36:07Come on, what about all of them.
36:08Come on.
36:09Well done, all of you.
36:11Come back, Peter, to do some marking.
36:13There we are, let's make room for our Peter
36:20Well, I can see you're having a bit of a laugh there
36:22So what do you think of our first couple?
36:24Very good, Andrew, very good indeed
36:26Your diction was good and your volume was good
36:29Now, Annabelle, a little bit nervous
36:32And not quite sure what it was all about
36:35She lived up to her name, Annabelle
36:37Yes, and so for record, I'm going to give you six
36:39Very good, very well done
36:41Andrew, I'm going to give you eight
36:42Thank you
36:43Yeah, oh yeah
36:44Eight, six, good, five
36:45Now, Lisa, for effort, I'm going to give you six
36:51And you, Brian, for being such a good town crier
36:55I'm going to give you nine
36:57Well, nine
36:58Well done indeed
37:00And Peter, thank you very much
37:02And give our love to Bill A. Dartmouth
37:04Thank you very much, please
37:05Thank you very much, Peter Randall
37:06Come in here, if you will
37:08And what's on the board, Miss Ford?
37:10Well, Andrew and Annabelle have 14
37:13Lisa and Brian have 15
37:15Ah, only one in it
37:17Very good, very good
37:19The game is called foreign road signs
37:22Now, we all know that you're British drivers
37:25But how much do you know about foreign road signs?
37:29Let's find out
37:30Over you go to your lecterns
37:32Come over here
37:33That's your lecterns
37:34Let me stand in the middle
37:35Now, can we have our first road sign, please?
37:39There you are
37:40Now, what does that mean?
37:43What do you think it stands for?
37:46We hope you're playing a tone with this
37:48Okay, what is the answer, please?
37:54Autocorriamo
37:54Autocorriamo
37:57Which is Finnish for breakdown service
38:01Breakdown service
38:03Now, what have you got over there?
38:04We have garage and in brackets repair
38:06Ah, yes, one point
38:09Two points if you've got breakdown service
38:11One point
38:12Would have been two if you'd have said breakdown service
38:15That's very good
38:16And what has Lisa got?
38:17You're laughing at
38:18Hairdryer in the road
38:19Well, I'm glad she's your size
38:28Hairdryer in the road
38:31And what we've got?
38:31Petrol station coming up
38:33No, it's not even about repairs or anything
38:37No, I don't think we can give anything for that
38:39And this one
38:40Turn left
38:42What, twice, you mean?
38:47A little one, then another one
38:48Turn left
38:50I couldn't believe what you've written down there
38:51Right
38:52Could we have the next one, please?
38:55There you are
38:55That is a foreign road sign
38:57Believe me
38:58Right
39:00I don't know, I thought she was writing home
39:01Haven't you written to your gran for a long time?
39:05Nothing
39:05What is the answer, please?
39:09Toilette
39:10Toilette
39:12That is Swedish for toilet
39:15The loo
39:17So what have we got over there?
39:18Rest station
39:19Well, I suppose, in a way
39:22If we want a rest
39:22Can we get
39:23One for that
39:26We'll give you one for rest station
39:28What's Lisa put this time?
39:29Chapel
39:30No points, no points
39:33Here we have
39:34House of interest
39:36Coming up
39:37I don't think we can give anything for that
39:41No, we can't
39:42And we've got here
39:43Hospital
39:43So no points for that at all
39:47Could we have the next one?
39:49Now, what could that mean?
39:53Nearly run out of paper then
39:54Right, could we have the answer, please?
39:59Segni orizzontali in rifacimento
40:01Segni orizzontali in rifacimento
40:05That is Italian for horizontal signs on street
40:09In the process of being made again
40:12That's Italian for you
40:16Right
40:17Okay, so what have we got over there?
40:19White lining ahead
40:21Ah, white lining, yes
40:23Two points
40:25Two points
40:27Very well done, Brian
40:28And Lisa?
40:29Wet paint
40:30Wet paint
40:32We'll give you one for wet paint
40:35Yes, we've got here no white lines
40:38Well, I think one is fair
40:41One point for that
40:43And white lining road
40:45White lining road
40:47Two points for this one
40:50Well done indeed
40:51Two points for that one
40:52Ready, hey
40:52Good, good
40:53Good, good
40:55Good, good
40:55Good, good
40:56Good, good
40:57Good
40:57Good
40:58You've got quite a few there
40:59Anyway, that's on the board
41:01Miss Ford
41:02Well, Andrew and Annabelle have 17
41:05Lisa and Brian have 20
41:07Oh, bad luck you two
41:09But you've all been
41:10Sorry, you've all been going to Generation Game Telephone
41:13Each of you with our love
41:14And we'll have a drink with you afterwards
41:16And if you'll just pop over there
41:18And there we are
41:19Say bye-bye
41:20And let's remind ourselves
41:22Who you'll be playing in our grand final
41:25Thank you
41:26And have we got a grand final for you
41:34But first of all
41:35Have a look at this
41:36Did you have a relaxing weekend
41:38Or was it spoilt by having to deal with difficult people?
41:41Yeah, did dithering Aunt Dorothy drive you mad?
41:44You're going to have your own morning TV programme
41:48Aren't you glad you came?
41:50All right
41:51So let's have the toss-up, Denise
41:53Heads or tails?
41:54Heads
41:55Heads
41:55It is heads
41:57So you've won the toss
41:58Do you want to go first or second?
42:00First
42:01First
42:02Get it over with
42:02All right
42:03Then off you go
42:04Get yourselves ready over there
42:06And put these two
42:07In a large soundproof jiffy bag
42:10Okay
42:11And where do you go there?
42:13Good
42:13We're now ready for
42:14Good Morning
42:15With
42:16Denise
42:17And Chris
42:18Hello and welcome to
42:25Good Morning
42:25With Denise
42:26And Chris
42:26I'm Denise
42:28And I'm Chris
42:29We've got another great show
42:37Lined up for you
42:38But I'm afraid
42:39There's bad news
42:40About our agony aunt
42:41She's in hospital
42:43In agony
42:44We'd like to start off
42:47The show
42:48By reading some viewers' letters
42:49We'd like to
42:51But we haven't had any
42:52But we've got plenty of other things
42:54And our first guest this morning
42:56The one and only
42:57Mr
42:58Bruce Forsythe
43:00Thank you for doing that
43:06All in good
43:06Yeah, yeah
43:07Hold a seat
43:07Yeah, wouldn't I take a seat
43:08Can I have a bigger build-up, please?
43:10I mean, here he is
43:11Bruce Forsythe
43:12Build it up a bit
43:14Build it up a bit
43:14Yeah
43:15Make me sound bigger than I am
43:17Come on
43:17Ladies and gentlemen
43:19Six foot two
43:20Eyes of blue
43:22That's it
43:22That's it
43:23That's it
43:24It's lovely to be on your show
43:33And I've come along to talk about my autobiography
43:36My autobiography is called The Man I Love
43:39There you go, special copy for you
43:43Oh, how lovely, Bruce
43:44What a beautiful picture
43:46Yeah, it is
43:47How long ago was that taken
43:49Three days ago
43:55I see
43:56Yes
43:56Yes, you could have fooled me
43:57Are there any more?
44:00I didn't come here to be insulted
44:02Your next line is
44:04Where do you usually go?
44:05We all know those
44:06All right, go on
44:07Is it the book right from your childhood
44:09Or is it from showbiz now?
44:10It goes right through
44:11It's the whole
44:12It's the whole 50 years of showbiz
44:14And before I went to the showbiz
44:16So what sort of year are we looking at starting at then, Bruce?
44:19If that's not to the most of a personal question
44:22I mean, you don't know
44:22I was just controlling my temper
44:30Yeah, I can see you're dying to ask an in-depth question
44:35Would you like a cup of tea, Bruce, while you're here?
44:37I'd love a cup of tea
44:38Oh, has anyone got a teapot?
44:40Do you want a teapot?
44:41I don't know what they do with that
44:42But ask me that
44:43Because, you know, that's probably better for you
44:45You've sung and danced with so many female stars
44:48Who would you say was your particular favourite?
44:51Oh, it's difficult to say
44:52Because, I mean, people like Bette Midler
44:53And Juliette Prowse
44:55How about Rosie?
44:57How about Rosie?
44:58And Rosie, yeah, and Rosie Ford, of course
45:00But, you know, of all of them
45:01There's so many of them
45:02But I think my favourite female star to work with
45:05Was Lassie
45:06Because, you know, if you wanted to do
45:10Beg, she'd beg
45:11You couldn't get the others to do that
45:13So you could probably say
45:13If you wanted to sit, she'd sit
45:15You couldn't do the others to do that
45:17So, if you wanted them to lie down
45:19Yeah, well, some of them
45:21Yeah, well, some of them
45:21Yeah, well, some of them
45:22Yeah, well, some of them
45:22Yeah, well, some of them
45:23They always say
45:24Oh, sorry
45:25Hello
45:25Hello
45:26Hello, is that, uh, the Denise and Chris?
45:28Right for show?
45:29It is, it is indeed
45:30Yes, my name's Sean, first time caller
45:32Yes, Sean, how can we help you?
45:35Well, I
45:35Sean who?
45:37Sean who?
45:38It's Sean Connery, actually
45:39Oh, my goodness
45:40We're getting you a very clear picture here in Spain, you know
45:42I wanted to make sure I was up ready for you this morning
45:45So I was shaken and then I stirred
45:47Actually, Denise, I must ask you
45:52Are you keen on golf?
45:54Um, I've never tried
45:55I keep saying I will have a go one of these days
45:57Are you fancy playing around?
45:58Good to see you in the bunker
46:03Listen
46:04Yours or mine?
46:07Listen, uh, I'm nine o'clock on the tea
46:10And then, uh, ten o'clock I'm on the coffee
46:12And I must go down
46:13That was lovely to speak
46:15Very nice to speak to you
46:17Bye-bye
46:17Bye-bye
46:18Can we get back to me?
46:22I'm your special guest
46:23And I'd like to talk about
46:24Oh, thank goodness
46:25Thank you
46:26Hello, good morning
46:27Welcome to the cruise
46:28Yes, hello
46:29Oh, hello
46:30Yes, hello
46:30To whom am I speaking?
46:32Um, it's for Chris
46:33I'm the Chris in the air station
46:34Yes
46:34Hello
46:36Hello
46:36Yes
46:37Um, it's Elizabeth R here
46:40Yes, morning, ma'am
46:41Yes, I'd just like to say
46:42Have you got Bruce Forsythe there with you?
46:45The one and only, ma'am, yes
46:46Yes
46:46Could you ask him
46:47I did fill in an application form
46:49For the Generation Game
46:51Um, but we haven't heard anything
46:54Is it something to do with my family?
46:56Yes, just one second
46:56Are we not suitable?
46:58No, Bruce, it's Liz
46:59Yeah, is it?
47:00She's for me?
47:01I hear you are
47:01Hello?
47:04Yes, yes
47:05Yes
47:05My mother's very game
47:06Please do consider my application form, won't you?
47:09Yes, I'll
47:09Thank you so much
47:10Thank you
47:10Bye-bye
47:11Bye-bye
47:11That would look so good
47:12Isn't that wonderful?
47:13Wonderful
47:13Wasn't that wonderful?
47:14Wonderful
47:15Obviously
47:16But look, what is it back to me?
47:18The mine I love
47:19My autobiography, for goodness sake
47:21Yes
47:21But, sorry
47:23Ladies, that's all we've got time for
47:24That's it for today
47:27But a quick word about tomorrow's show
47:29In our medical slot
47:30Sister Stansfield will show us
47:33The new successful safety system
47:35For assisting senior citizens
47:37With sciatica
47:39Oh, there goes my leg
47:42Also in tomorrow's show
47:44We have our do-it-yourself spot
47:46An arbuchet out and make an orange box
47:48Out of an old coffee table
47:49I do hope you can join us
47:51Lovely, lovely
47:54Can't be with you
47:55Absolutely
47:57And Sean Connery and the Queen
47:58Will you just wait over there?
48:01Please?
48:01Fine
48:02We're now ready for
48:03Good Morning
48:04With Lisa and Brian
48:06Hello and welcome to
48:13Good Morning
48:13With Lisa and Brian
48:14I'm Lisa
48:15And I'm Brian
48:17Well, we've got another great show
48:20Lined up for you
48:21But I'm afraid there's bad news
48:23About our astrologer
48:25He fell down the stairs
48:26On his head
48:27And now he can't stop
48:28Seeing stars
48:29On today's show
48:30I'll be telling you
48:32About a new way
48:32To stop pens running out
48:34Put them on a little chain
48:36Like they do at the post office
48:38And we've got plenty
48:39Of other things
48:40Haven't we, Lisa?
48:41Yes, Brian
48:42Oh, yes
48:42And now we have pleasure
48:43In introducing our guest
48:45This morning
48:46That international personality
48:48Of stage, screen and radio
48:50Bruce Forsythe
48:51That's it!
48:52Yes!
48:52Yes!
48:53Yes!
48:53Yes!
48:53Yes!
48:53Yes!
48:54Yes!
48:54Yes!
48:55Yes!
48:55Yes!
48:56Yes!
48:56Yes!
48:57And welcome
48:58Well, I'm here to talk
49:00About my book
49:00Of course
49:00And I love my autobiography
49:02And we can do a joke here
49:03Say to me
49:04Why are the first four pages blank?
49:06Bruce
49:07Bruce, can I just ask you something
49:09Why are the first four pages
49:10Of your book blank?
49:11Well, my mother was a month
49:12Late having me
49:13Anyway, feel free
49:17Ask me anything you like
49:17So, could you tell us more
49:19About Foreign Shores?
49:20What's that chapter all about?
49:22Well, you see
49:22This book has nothing to do
49:24With me at all
49:25It's something
49:27That they just put together
49:28With my picture on the back
49:30It's got nothing to do
49:31With me at home
49:32Because I know
49:37About Foreign Shores
49:38For goodness sake
49:41Ask me this question
49:42If you haven't got
49:42A decent one
49:43For goodness sake
49:44Foreign Shores
49:45I mean, God
49:46As you've been in show business
49:47Bruce, for over 50 years
49:49You've seen so many changes
49:50On stage and on TV
49:52When you look back
49:53Over all those years
49:54Are you glad you were born
49:56When you were?
49:56Yes
49:57Now, any talk show
50:01Your host would tell you
50:02That you fake it
50:04And they do
50:04Sometimes they get
50:05The fella that just says
50:06Yes
50:07No
50:09Maybe
50:11And it kills them
50:12And this has happened
50:12Many, many times
50:13Hasn't it?
50:14Oh, it has
50:14It's happened to me
50:15Several times
50:16Yeah
50:16You've really got
50:20The gymnosians and grandeur
50:22No, I haven't
50:23To be in your show
50:24All right, take it
50:25Anything else you'd like
50:26Well, we're very glad you can
50:28Well, it's very
50:28It's lovely to be here
50:29And I love the set
50:30Is it from Beaveral?
50:31Bruce, would you excuse us?
50:33Oh, here
50:33Hello
50:33Oh, I'm sorry
50:35Hello
50:36Hello
50:37Is that the Lisa and Brian show?
50:39Yes, that's it
50:40That's it
50:40Who is it calling?
50:42My name is Michael Caine
50:43Hello, Michael
50:46It's always a pleasure to talk to you
50:47It is always a pleasure
50:48You're right
50:49Hello, Dan
50:52Would you like to come into our studio?
50:54I can't, dear
50:55I'm over here
50:56I'm over here
50:56In Russia
50:57There's not many communists
50:59Know that
51:00So, we're not going to get to see you then
51:06Do we have a satellite link with you?
51:08I don't think so
51:08Not with a BBC page
51:10It was very nice talking to you
51:14And thank you for phoning
51:15My breakfast has just arrived
51:16Bye-bye
51:17We'll enjoy it
51:17Bye
51:18I don't believe it again
51:28Excuse us
51:29Brian and Lisa
51:30Oh, sorry
51:31Oh, sorry
51:32You know
51:33This is Chuck
51:34Sorry
51:36Brian, have I got a surprise
51:37Surprise
51:38Oh, I don't believe it
51:40You know what it is?
51:41It's
51:42Cilla Black
51:43Yes, it is
51:44And you know what
51:45Lisa and Brian
51:45You're doing a lovely job there
51:47Is that right?
51:47Now, listen
51:48I want to plug me new book
51:50I want to plug me new book
51:51On your show next week
51:52It's all about the M25
51:54Oh
51:54It's called
51:54The Laura Laura Lurries
51:56Oh, I like it
51:59Cilla, it's lovely to hear from you
52:01Well, thanks a lot
52:02Are you going to come on our show?
52:04No, I'm not coming on your show
52:06You silly butt
52:07I'm bringing you up all night
52:09Well, maybe you
52:10You could pop over
52:11No, no, no
52:12You can pop over to me
52:13Okay, right, thanks
52:14And you're doing a great job
52:16Tra-ra, Brucie
52:17Tra-ra
52:18Tra-ra, my sister darling
52:19Oh, oh, oh, oh
52:20Yeah, yeah, yeah
52:21Oh, really good
52:25Really good
52:25But, you know
52:26Can we get back to me?
52:28I'm your star guest
52:29And all these other people
52:31I think we're running
52:31I think that's
52:32We're running out of time, actually
52:33We're going to have to close there
52:35Oh, I don't believe it
52:35Um, but tomorrow morning on the show
52:37We've, I'd like to just quickly tell you
52:40That we've got a packed programme
52:42With Penelope Napoli
52:43She'll be here previewing a popular pastime
52:47Practice, sorry
52:49In Palami, Palamo Pasta Prep, Preparing
52:53And our special guest tomorrow is Elizabeth Taylor
52:58And she'll be telling us about her hubbies
53:00Sorry, I mean, hubbies
53:02Same thing, really
53:03I do hope you can join us
53:05Well done, you two
53:08Well done, you two
53:08Well done, you two
53:09Well done, you two
53:10Come back to the other team
53:11Nice and quick
53:12Nice and quick
53:13That's lovely, lovely
53:14And of course
53:15Sean Connery
53:16The Queen
53:17Michael Caine
53:19And Cilla Black
53:20Were all played
53:21By the very, very talented
53:23Kate Robbins
53:24And John Glover
53:25So you welcome now to Judge Forrest
53:32Anne Diamond
53:33And Nick Owen
53:35Yes
53:35Thank you for being here
53:44How did you do it?
53:46He's playing squash
53:47He's such an action man
53:49I know
53:49Action man, you are right
53:51But anyway, what did you think
53:52Oh, it was wonderful
53:53Can we borrow the room?
53:55It is, it is quite nice
53:56Very tasteful
53:57We're a bit worried about our jobs now
53:59You are
54:00So, our first couple over there
54:02What did you think of Chris and Denise?
54:03Oh, I thought they were very smooth
54:05And I thought Denise had the most lovely, caring attitude
54:07They were really caring about whoever rang up
54:09And they coped so well with the people who rang up
54:12They did
54:13Once the camera adjusts to that shirt, it'll be fine
54:15So, what about the couple over here?
54:19I thought Brian had that lovely, insincere smile
54:22Are you trying to say something?
54:25No, no, no
54:26Didn't you think they did well handling a very, very temperamental guest?
54:30Yeah
54:30They could learn something from that, couldn't they?
54:32Yes, but a difficult decision
54:33It is, it's very close
54:35So, where did your marks go in there?
54:36Well, I think, let's, Lisa and Brian
54:39I think we'd give them 17 out of 20
54:4217 out of 20
54:43Very good
54:44And what about Chris and Denise?
54:45Good morning with Chris and Denise
54:46I think deserves an 18
54:48Ah, yes
54:49Yes
54:50And then for Andy Island and Nicole
54:54Yeah, take your time
54:56Take your time there
54:58Okay
54:58That's it
54:59Get the poor old stuff in the mail
55:00That's it
55:01Well, now, Lisa and Brian
55:03We are so sorry to lose you
55:04That was so close
55:05But you will be getting a Generation Game telephone answering machine
55:09And also a pocket-coloured television each
55:11So, thank you for being here
55:13We'll have a little drink afterwards
55:14If you'll just pop by there
55:15Say goodbye to Chris and Denise
55:18Because they've got busy things to do
55:20Get round the back, Lee, the Perry
55:22Thank you
55:23Take the door today, please
55:29Now, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes
55:31Look after the tricky ones
55:32They're more valuable than they look
55:34Okay
55:34Good luck for this part of the show
55:36Your 40 seconds starts now
55:38On the conveyor belt tonight
55:40We have a case of champagne
55:41An electric fan
55:43A lace tablecloth
55:44Three lucky trolls
55:46A fashion shirt
55:48A plate of spaghetti
55:50A sugar shaker
55:52A clown lamp
55:54Bruce's old photo album
55:56A radio cassette player
55:58An electric walk
56:00A novelty cheese board
56:05A carved horse
56:07A coldness phone
56:09A teapot
56:10A mug
56:11Pencil bookends
56:13A hold-all
56:14A wooden wall clock
56:16And a decorative basket
56:18So, keep thinking
56:20Nice thoughts
56:21Get that photographic mind working
56:24Go and sit yourselves down
56:26Okay
56:27Now, everything you remember
56:28You'll take home with your
56:29All right then
56:30Lovely, lovely, lovely
56:33Now then
56:34You're going to get another 40 seconds
56:35To remember everything
56:36After the first 20 seconds
56:38You'll hear a funny noise
56:39And then you'll take over
56:40Okay
56:41Good luck again for this
56:42Your 40 seconds starts now
56:44Champagne
56:45Fan
56:46Spaghetti
56:47Spaghetti, good
56:48Um, telephones
56:50Yeah
56:50Right, right, right
56:51Red air cassette
56:52Walk
56:53Uh, bookcase
56:54Novelty cheese board
56:56Yes
56:56Um, cable toy
56:58Um
56:59Photo album
57:02Yes
57:02The cheese board
57:04The car, the horse
57:06The car, the horse
57:08The basket
57:09The phone
57:09The phone
57:10The radio
57:12The whole door
57:13The whole door
57:14The decorative basket
57:15Yes
57:15And the sugar shaker
57:17And the sugar shaker
57:18The shirt
57:20And the lace tablecloth
57:20The lace tablecloth
57:21The trunks
57:23And the trunks
57:24And the pan
57:24So, yes
57:25Didn't they do well
57:27With a bit of help
57:28Thank you
57:29I'm so glad you've got
57:38Bruce's old owl photo album
57:40Because that is the very latest
57:4235mm camera and tripod
57:45A beautiful piece of equipment
57:47And of course
57:48The plate of spaghetti
57:49Is
57:50A fabulous holiday for four
57:53To Florence
57:54Are you happy?
57:55I love it
57:55Good
57:56Well done
57:57Go down, Chris
57:58There we are
58:00Well, for Rosie
58:01And myself
58:02And everyone
58:03And I do mean everyone
58:04Thanks for being with us this week
58:06We'll see you next week
58:07Be there
58:08Bye-bye
58:09Bye-bye
58:21And I wanna be the game with you
58:25And I wanna be the game with you
58:44Bye-bye, now!
58:45Woo!
58:46Woo!
58:48Bye-bye!
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