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00:00:30This plague is unbearable. What a nuisance!
00:00:33Ma'am, am I now going to be blamed for the garbage collectors going on strike?
00:00:36I'm just saying that since you became president again, the misfortunes have started here.
00:00:42You're a jinx! We want Carlos back!
00:00:45Listen, listen to the voice of the people.
00:00:47Okay, I'm already working on solving the problem.
00:00:49My children are modifying my personal vehicle to transport garbage to the landfill.
00:00:54Dad, while we're at it, we could leave your car here, maybe they'll give you something.
00:00:57You could help us a little, I don't know, lend us your car.
00:01:00Humor is great. It helps to get through difficult situations.
00:01:05But man!
00:01:07She shot to hit, I saw it!
00:01:09Mr. Juan, go inside, this smells like an assassination, like JFK.
00:01:12What you need to do is clean that up, you're getting paid a fortune for doing nothing.
00:01:16From the lamppost onwards I'm like the taxi drivers, I charge extra.
00:01:20And besides, I have to study.
00:01:21What if you're not going to university anymore?
00:01:22Yes, but I do it for pleasure, the adventure of knowledge.
00:01:24Dad, the car is ready, let's start loading it.
00:01:27Emilio, you have to give us a hand.
00:01:28You're either with me or against me.
00:01:30Yes, Juan, I'm with you to the death, but to manipulate this, well, you need special equipment.
00:01:34There may be toxic waste there, diapers, Vicenta's fried food remnants.
00:01:40But hey, if necessary, I'll put on some anti-retania memento and keep going.
00:01:47Wow, you all look so coordinated!
00:01:49What are you now, tour guides?
00:01:51No, sorry.
00:01:53We are product billing technicians at a multinational company.
00:01:56Well, you're dressed just like the supermarket cashiers.
00:02:00So, what's up?
00:02:01We are supermarket cashiers.
00:02:03We start tomorrow.
00:02:04It's a job like any other.
00:02:06We have many opportunities for promotion.
00:02:08Yes, chopper promotion, tuna can promotion, two for one on sliced bread.
00:02:12Look, who went to speak?
00:02:12The engineer.
00:02:14Lucia, stop messing around, this job isn't for you.
00:02:17Oh, and for me, yes?
00:02:18That's intense.
00:02:20Come, come, come.
00:02:22Just one second, just one second.
00:02:25Look, I don't want to pressure you, but you still haven't told me anything about us.
00:02:29Already.
00:02:30Look, Carlos, that...
00:02:32No, no, but you don't have to tell me now.
00:02:34These things need to be thought about calmly in a nice place.
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:38Like, I don't know, for example, the Fiji Islands.
00:02:40Yes, on a private atoll, with a white sand beach and the soft croaking of the
00:02:46cormorants on the waves.
00:02:47You didn't buy the tickets, did you?
00:02:48They can be returned.
00:02:50Attention, Miss Mariluzzi!
00:02:52Remember the farm, please.
00:02:55Is your name Mariluzzi?
00:02:57Carlos, we already talked, okay?
00:03:00If she doesn't want to go, can you take us?
00:03:03Superanas in thongs.
00:03:05That's something to see, huh?
00:03:06You take photos.
00:03:07That?
00:03:07No.
00:03:10Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:13Not here, not here.
00:03:15Every day is like this.
00:03:17I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:20I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:22I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:24Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:27Not here, not here.
00:03:28No, no, no.
00:03:29Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:31Not here, not here.
00:03:33No no.
00:03:33The house above me is collapsing.
00:03:35I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:38My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:03:40I can't stand being in this place.
00:03:42If not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not.
00:03:45If not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not.
00:03:46If not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not.
00:03:46If not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not.
00:03:47Where clowns cry, thieves rob us, and stones kiss each other, something to tell.
00:03:52Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:56You in an earthquake and a volcano.
00:03:59Yeah.
00:04:01If you walk on this staircase.
00:04:05No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:08Not here, not here.
00:04:10No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:12That's how days are.
00:04:14I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:04:17I'm just looking for a bit of peace.
00:04:19And I wake up his cheek in the chureca.
00:04:21No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:24No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:26No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:32Look, Carmen, I've bought you these flowers
00:04:33To ask for your forgiveness, to tell you that I love you
00:04:35And that you are the most wonderful woman I have ever met
00:04:39Come on, a little bit of please.
00:04:40They are living beings, they suffer
00:04:41Emilio, you told me to go to hell because you didn't like my gift
00:04:44But because I hit my head
00:04:46And that's a very clear mitigating factor
00:04:47Give me another chance
00:04:48No
00:04:49Give it to me!
00:04:49No?
00:04:51What are you doing?
00:04:52It's just that when Belén and I were this angry
00:04:55Well, we always ended up in bed
00:04:56Oh, well, look, I'm not Belén
00:04:58And if you don't want to come back, why did you come here?
00:05:00I'm going to get a thong I left here and I can't find it.
00:05:02Okay, honey, I'll help you find it.
00:05:04Let me...
00:05:05Look, I'm leaving.
00:05:07Carmen, Carmen, listen, I love you, okay?
00:05:09And tell Epiblas not to spy on us.
00:05:11It was to applaud in case there was a beautiful moment
00:05:13I'm invited to dinner
00:05:14Hush, I'm inviting you to dinner
00:05:16I'm sorry, but I already have plans to have dinner.
00:05:18I've already made plans, why are you talking?
00:05:19Carmen!
00:05:20There you go, and on top of that, she's brought another one.
00:05:23There's nothing that can be done about that now.
00:05:24You're being vengeful, aren't you?
00:05:26She's dressed up to come see you
00:05:28Sure, man, those images stay with you.
00:05:30And then you wonder
00:05:31What have I done?
00:05:32And all that stuff
00:05:33But has anyone asked themselves that question?
00:05:34Carmen still loves me
00:05:35Getting back together with her is just a matter of time
00:05:36Son of blind woman's pain
00:05:38And what about the colleague he came with?
00:05:40That's to make me jealous.
00:05:41Because the poor thing is trying to forget me.
00:05:42But I have a plan B
00:05:43B of Bethlehem
00:05:45I'm going back to her
00:05:46I've got it made.
00:05:46And that way when Carmen sees us together
00:05:48She's getting a little consumed by jealousy
00:05:49And that's it.
00:05:50Devil's crisis overcome
00:05:51That's what you needed
00:05:52Bringing Bethlehem into the equation
00:05:54But what do you know?
00:05:55And the child operates this
00:05:56I'll find you a school so you can learn.
00:05:58Dwarf
00:06:00Go ahead and cut that girly sky.
00:06:02Now that I was about to hook up with the mother-in-law
00:06:04I was giving it to you like that
00:06:09Lucia, the machine won't take the detergent.
00:06:10What I do?
00:06:11That creates the code
00:06:12The code
00:06:12Yes, but I don't know where it is.
00:06:16Miss, stop the tape
00:06:17Oh, sorry
00:06:19Don't you remember how much this cost?
00:06:21Yes, uh, 0.60
00:06:24No, no, no
00:06:25Which is very little
00:06:25He's scamming you
00:06:26And also, Belén
00:06:27Why do we talk on the phone?
00:06:28If I'm behind you
00:06:31I'm sorry, but you can't take it.
00:06:33It's expired
00:06:34But how can the detergent be expired?
00:06:36Well, those are orders from above.
00:06:37Okay
00:06:45Marisa
00:06:45I told you to come home immediately
00:06:47Already
00:06:48Listen
00:06:48That I have met Gunter
00:06:50A very nice German
00:06:51He's drunk all day long
00:06:52He's paying for everything.
00:06:54Gunter, say something to my sister
00:06:55I don't want to talk to him
00:06:57Come home now
00:06:58Or I'll call the police
00:06:59Whatever you say
00:07:01Hey, Gunter has fallen
00:07:02Aufi from there
00:07:03Oh dear, she's joined a cult
00:07:06Or something
00:07:06Yeah
00:07:07In the church of chinchology
00:07:13Hello
00:07:13How was your first day?
00:07:15Tell me how many points I have
00:07:17A Doña Concha who's been there
00:07:18Oh, I'm nothing.
00:07:20What do you mean, nothing?
00:07:21What do you mean, nothing?
00:07:21What is this?
00:07:22I brought this one
00:07:24I bought it at the supermarket next door.
00:07:26Clear
00:07:26And no bags have been given out, have they?
00:07:28They charge for them here.
00:07:29It's not good for the environment
00:07:31The theory states that 90% of seagulls
00:07:33They have plastic bags
00:07:34And there are pieces in the stomach
00:07:36Yes, whatever you want
00:07:36But please, put this on me
00:07:38Hey, hey, hey
00:07:39Or don't let yourselves get away
00:07:40Or I'll raise your rent.
00:07:42If you weren't my landlady
00:07:43Oh, well, it's true.
00:07:44Oh, I'm confusing the sluts.
00:07:52Maria Lucia
00:07:53Nativity scene
00:07:54Would you mind coming here for a second?
00:07:58And who is this?
00:07:59It's delicious!
00:08:00He is the manager
00:08:01It's the first day and we're going to get in trouble.
00:08:02You'll see
00:08:04And you go through another checkout.
00:08:08Come on, throw
00:08:09Now that's a super discount!
00:08:12Wait
00:08:12They haven't told me how many points I have.
00:08:14Okay, let's go
00:08:21I'm sorry, really.
00:08:21I know what you're going to say
00:08:22We're a little green.
00:08:24Yes, I've given the wrong change a couple of times.
00:08:26But always in favor of the company
00:08:27No no
00:08:28You're doing very well
00:08:29It's for another reason
00:08:31I have just been informed
00:08:32They have chosen our supermarket
00:08:34To deliver the olive
00:08:36You have no idea
00:08:38That's what it is, right?
00:08:40No
00:08:40It's a prize of 30,000 euros
00:08:43That delivers a brand of olives
00:08:44And this afternoon
00:08:45A shipment of cans has arrived.
00:08:47Among them is the award-winning
00:08:48I would like
00:08:49That you would hand it over
00:08:51The check for the lucky customer
00:08:53You open champagne
00:08:54You take some photos with him
00:08:56Let's say
00:08:57In the final stage plan
00:08:58From the Tour de France
00:08:59What do you think?
00:09:00I'd be delighted.
00:09:01For the company, anything goes.
00:09:02And what time do you say?
00:09:04That are put up for sale
00:09:05Those olives?
00:09:06Around 5
00:09:07But the employees
00:09:09You cannot participate
00:09:10Oh no, no, no
00:09:11Yeah, yeah
00:09:11It is understood
00:09:12Hey, what's this like after work?
00:09:14Aren't you meeting up for drinks?
00:09:16I don't know, going out
00:09:17Don't know
00:09:18I don't usually go out much.
00:09:19Clear
00:09:20The woman, the children
00:09:22It changes your life
00:09:23No, no, no
00:09:23I am separated
00:09:24Ah, that's great!
00:09:25Say
00:09:27Too bad
00:09:27Too bad
00:09:29Oh well
00:09:29Don't worry
00:09:30Because at the moment
00:09:31Less expected
00:09:31Looks like someone
00:09:32You above all
00:09:33Don't close yourself off
00:09:34Well, Belén
00:09:35I think we have
00:09:36Going back to the boxes
00:09:36I'm sure Daniel
00:09:37He has a lot of things to do
00:09:39Okay, see you later
00:09:40Bye
00:09:41But did you hear what he said?
00:09:42Yes, aunt
00:09:43You're separating
00:09:44I'm going for the jugular.
00:09:45No, not about the prize
00:09:46Well, let's see the lack
00:09:47What does that money do to us, Belén?
00:09:48Well yes
00:09:49But we
00:09:49The olive blast
00:09:50We have banned him
00:09:51We do
00:09:52But someone we know doesn't
00:09:56Sperm volume
00:09:57Per cubic centimeter
00:09:58It is insufficient
00:09:59Suitable semen
00:10:00For artificial insemination
00:10:03It's humiliating
00:10:04On top of that, Lucia was in front.
00:10:06Phew
00:10:06Well, you've screwed up, dude.
00:10:07The female rejects the male
00:10:08If you see him as incapable of procreating
00:10:10It's natural instinct
00:10:11Then you are powerless
00:10:13Impotent no
00:10:14Ignorant of life
00:10:15It is sterile
00:10:16No, damn it.
00:10:17I can have children
00:10:18The only thing is that I have
00:10:19Few sperm
00:10:20Ah, okay.
00:10:20Ah, of course, of course
00:10:21Oh, well, but don't worry.
00:10:22They might be few.
00:10:23But they are brave
00:10:25I would like it to be done
00:10:26The proof is in your hands.
00:10:26Let's see what it would give.
00:10:27If that girl had chosen me
00:10:28I'd like to donate.
00:10:29I wouldn't have had any problem.
00:10:31Josemi
00:10:31That you cannot be
00:10:32There all day
00:10:33I'll hit you, eh
00:10:33That you are developing
00:10:34You're going to stay short
00:10:36But, dude
00:10:37Your hair is falling out
00:10:38You have a low sperm count
00:10:40Well, it's something you're eating
00:10:41What is the building's water?
00:10:42Don't you see the shenanigans?
00:10:43They are made of lead.
00:10:44Dude, if it's after 30
00:10:45The body is already going down
00:10:46Some of us can endure more
00:10:48But that's not normal
00:10:49The thing is, I don't do any sport.
00:10:50I am scared
00:10:51Damn, then join a gym
00:10:53You get into aerobics
00:10:54And you're there
00:10:54Surrounded by jumping aunts
00:10:55With her tights
00:10:56And their sweaty tops
00:10:57They're all there, giggling
00:10:59With their bodies
00:10:59Moving
00:11:01Relax, it's just a crisis
00:11:02Clear
00:11:02I am now like
00:11:03To spend 60 euros a month
00:11:05Besides, that's just being sissy.
00:11:07Both fitness
00:11:08With fitness
00:11:09Body tonic
00:11:10In the end, he doesn't know.
00:11:11Not even what you're doing
00:11:12I'll get you a free gym membership.
00:11:14But the real ones
00:11:16Like the real ones?
00:11:17Do you like to shout?
00:11:21Hey, it's two o'clock
00:11:22Could you get up now?
00:11:23Get up
00:11:24Ana, come on
00:11:24Bring me breakfast
00:11:26Yes, okay.
00:11:26Wait
00:11:27What kind of toast would you like?
00:11:28Bring me breakfast
00:11:29Man, already
00:11:32Oysters
00:11:33Do you see it?
00:11:34You're going to get
00:11:35That she may become my mother
00:11:36This just doesn't have it anymore
00:11:37No charm
00:11:37Living together is a shit
00:11:39Your father's car
00:11:40It's ten times more morbid than this.
00:11:41Another car was arriving
00:11:42You were bending down
00:11:43I don't know
00:11:43Hey, me neither
00:11:44It makes me especially happy
00:11:45Seeing you every day
00:11:46We're going very fast
00:11:47We have to do what everyone else does
00:11:48To emancipate oneself
00:11:49And living together at 35
00:11:50Own home at 50
00:11:51And the children
00:11:52Well, that will come out eventually.
00:11:53Well, I'm going to my father's house.
00:11:55You see the whole problem
00:11:56No, no, no
00:11:56No problem
00:11:57Come on, let's make peace
00:11:58Okay?
00:11:59Remove
00:11:59My head hurts
00:12:11Nieves, what are you doing?
00:12:13Shh
00:12:15The children are in crisis
00:12:17They've been doing nothing for four days.
00:12:19Are you spying on them?
00:12:20Don't confuse
00:12:21I practice active motherhood
00:12:23They've fallen into a routine
00:12:24We need to send them on a trip somewhere.
00:12:27Let's go then
00:12:28We don't need it
00:12:30Our relationship is strong
00:12:32Nieves, established couples make love
00:12:35Don't pressure me, please, I'm begging you.
00:12:37I'm like a mussel
00:12:38I'm closing up
00:12:39When are you going to ask me to marry you?
00:12:41Look, you've been saved by the bell.
00:12:46Guys, to the second A meeting
00:12:48Meeting for what?
00:12:49I don't know, what does it matter?
00:12:50Surprise, that's prettier
00:12:52Juan is already rubbing it in our faces that he's president.
00:12:57What's with organizing lunch meetings?
00:12:59If you're going to pass me the rice
00:13:00But you don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:13:03Okay, Lucía called this meeting.
00:13:05And now he will explain why.
00:13:06But first I want to take advantage of this
00:13:08To kick off this new legislature
00:13:10A period that will be marked by dialogue
00:13:13Harmony and efficiency
00:13:14Without looking back
00:13:15Without resentment towards my predecessors
00:13:17But keeping in mind
00:13:18The mistakes made by past administrations
00:13:21I, who had already been together several times
00:13:23Finding out everything
00:13:24And now this one comes and goes.
00:13:26Well, let's see if you can demonstrate that effectiveness.
00:13:28Finishing paying for the elevator and the sauna
00:13:30Because they're going to seize your assets.
00:13:31How to seize assets?
00:13:32But you didn't pay for that.
00:13:33No, I requested a loan in the name of the community
00:13:36Now, that would be another matter.
00:13:38That I would become president again.
00:13:40Then I wouldn't mind continuing to pay it
00:13:42Ah, well, I see it clearly.
00:13:43We have to vote for Carlos.
00:13:44Not at all.
00:13:45I remind you that I have a signed document here.
00:13:47For all of you
00:13:48In which you put...
00:13:52Those are just photocopies
00:13:54I have the original in a safe place.
00:13:56Can we shorten all this a little?
00:13:59We only have one hour for lunch.
00:14:00Yeah
00:14:01We found out
00:14:02At the supermarket where we work
00:14:04They're going to deliver the olives
00:14:07And what is that?
00:14:08Well, it's a prize.
00:14:09To the olives at El Faro
00:14:11That's 30,000 euros
00:14:12Haven't you seen the ad?
00:14:14Some small olives come out
00:14:16Dressed as Cordoban women, singing
00:14:17The El Faro olive is delicious!
00:14:20Sophisticated flavor!
00:14:22Olé!
00:14:23Or something like that
00:14:26Let's carry on as if nothing happened
00:14:29Well, the thing is that
00:14:31We've learned that the award-winning can
00:14:33It's in a batch of a thousand
00:14:34What's coming this afternoon
00:14:36Question
00:14:36We bought all the cans
00:14:38And a guaranteed prize!
00:14:39Of course, and we can't charge for it
00:14:41Because we work there
00:14:42But you did.
00:14:42Okay, let me explain something.
00:14:44Like Sesame Street
00:14:45Insider information
00:14:47Equal to a crime
00:14:48Equal to jail
00:14:48My father knows a lot about that.
00:14:50But also
00:14:51What were we going to do with a thousand cans of olives?
00:14:54We could do
00:14:55The world's largest Russian salad
00:14:57Maybe we'll get another award.
00:14:59We would only need
00:15:00200 kilos of potatoes
00:15:02400 cans of tuna
00:15:0550 dozen eggs
00:15:07Here you go, Vicente Bonita
00:15:08Make your shopping list here
00:15:09But keep quiet, okay?
00:15:11Well, I think it's a great idea.
00:15:12Because with the €30,000 prize
00:15:14We could pay for the sauna and the elevator
00:15:16Okay, 30,000 minus 6,000
00:15:18For each one
00:15:19That we will charge as a commission for the tip-off
00:15:22Exact
00:15:22Ala, 3,000 for both of you.
00:15:24And you're going to kill each other.
00:15:25But you've already told us.
00:15:26What do we need you for?
00:15:28So I don't have to tell the manager
00:15:29You are our neighbors, for example
00:15:31Okay, we'll haggle later.
00:15:32Let's see
00:15:33One thousand cans at 87 cents
00:15:36Each one is
00:15:38870 euros
00:15:39Votes in favor?
00:15:41But what is this?
00:15:42A special assessment to buy olives
00:15:44Please
00:15:45But those contests are a scam.
00:15:47They never play
00:15:48No, no, no, no
00:15:49That's not the case.
00:15:49They are notaries.
00:15:50And notaries don't lie.
00:15:52Okay, well count me out, okay?
00:15:53Because I am very traditional.
00:15:54I like to earn money by working
00:15:57Better one less to share
00:15:59Very good
00:15:59Everyone to the supermarket
00:16:01Operation Olive begins
00:16:02And then they say that
00:16:04The unemployed do nothing
00:16:05Yes, yes
00:16:06There are many entrepreneurs here.
00:16:10Nativity scene
00:16:11Damn, Emilio
00:16:12Hey, can we talk for a moment?
00:16:13What do you want?
00:16:14I'm late for work
00:16:15Uh!
00:16:16That sounds great!
00:16:17I'm late for work
00:16:18Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:16:19Pure poetry
00:16:20Hey, look
00:16:21Since I've broken up with Carmen
00:16:22If you feel like it
00:16:23Let's go out to dinner together tonight.
00:16:24Like, you know, friendly friends.
00:16:26Or whatever comes up
00:16:27Oh, yes
00:16:27I'm happy to be the second course.
00:16:29But you're stupid.
00:16:30Hey, watch out
00:16:31That the second course
00:16:31It's the most filling one, huh?
00:16:32Now the first one is called the incoming one
00:16:34Emilio, I'm sorry to tell you
00:16:35That I've met someone
00:16:36At the supermarket
00:16:37Oh, really?
00:16:37And who is it?
00:16:38The one from the deli?
00:16:39Or the one who tampers with the cars?
00:16:40So they can go to the sides?
00:16:41Excuse me, handsome
00:16:42But he's in charge
00:16:43The one who carries the money
00:16:43Ah, of course.
00:16:44And how does he work at the supermarket?
00:16:46Well, he throws away the offers
00:16:49Do you get it?
00:16:50Yes, you laugh.
00:16:51Laugh
00:16:52But this guy earns 30,000 euros a year
00:16:54Wow!
00:16:55But if even Maria Teresa can't win that, the countryside
00:16:57Emilio, that's 5 million pesetas
00:16:59Ah
00:17:00Hey, I can't get my hands on the euro
00:17:01I wonder when they'll finally take it down.
00:17:02So, are you leaving or what?
00:17:03And have I already gotten you involved with the manager?
00:17:04But what if you've already been working for a day?
00:17:05What are you?
00:17:05The porn cashier super deal?
00:17:06No, I haven't gotten involved yet.
00:17:08There have been glances and things
00:17:10Oh, poor thing
00:17:11You already live on illusions like Vicenta
00:17:12Well, it's up to you what you do.
00:17:13But I won't have much free time.
00:17:15Emilio
00:17:15That I'm never coming back to you in this life
00:17:20Bethlehem, never say of this omen, "I will drink."
00:17:21And I'm not going to mess around with this goalkeeper.
00:17:23That's from popular sayings, isn't it?
00:17:26Hey, Lola
00:17:27Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
00:17:29Are you asking me out on a date?
00:17:30Uh, no, no, no
00:17:31Carmen doesn't want to get back together with me.
00:17:32And I need a girl to make him jealous.
00:17:34Let's see what happens
00:17:35Okay, I like the plan
00:17:36Of course
00:17:37See how easy that is?
00:17:38If Belén gets into trouble
00:17:38And which restaurant are you going to?
00:17:40Who?
00:17:41Carmen?
00:17:42Well, I don't know.
00:17:42So how are we going to make him jealous?
00:17:44If you don't know where it is?
00:17:46Okay, okay, okay
00:17:47This plan is still a bit rough around the edges.
00:17:48We'll have to give it another look.
00:17:50Look, her photograph
00:17:52This is Diego
00:17:53And this is Abel
00:17:53With V or with V
00:17:54What does it matter, Teo?
00:17:56Focus
00:17:56Look, these are their phones
00:17:59Here are the last known addresses of Jalbón
00:18:01And its premises
00:18:03To those who usually tell
00:18:03For example, his hair salon
00:18:04Your gym
00:18:05The kiosk
00:18:06The tobacco shop where they play the lottery
00:18:08Everything, huh?
00:18:09The important thing is that you discover
00:18:10How and when are they going to get married?
00:18:11Is everything clear?
00:18:12Crystal clear, crystal clear
00:18:13Hey, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity, okay?
00:18:16I believe that interns are useful
00:18:17For more than just making photocopies
00:18:18And inside me
00:18:19I have a lot of journalism to offer.
00:18:20Speak louder so I can see.
00:18:22He can't hear you well
00:18:22Oh, sorry
00:18:23Can you tell me something?
00:18:24Hey, what are these guys?
00:18:25Are they important people?
00:18:27I can't tell you, Teo
00:18:28For your safety
00:18:30So, it's a big deal.
00:18:32Very fat
00:18:33So how do I begin?
00:18:34Do I ask them or interview them?
00:18:36But how are you going to interview them, Teo?
00:18:38They can't know anything
00:18:39If our beach bar doesn't sink
00:18:40Ah, of course, of course
00:18:41Then I don't buy batteries for the recorder.
00:18:43What batteries?
00:18:44Teo, listen to me
00:18:45Look, this is investigative journalism
00:18:47In its purest form, okay?
00:18:48And above all
00:18:49Not a word in the newspaper, huh?
00:18:50That's where they pick up the news.
00:18:52The moment you let your guard down
00:18:52That newsroom is full of vultures.
00:18:54Professional secrecy?
00:18:55Right?
00:18:56There you go
00:18:58Hello
00:18:58Hello, please
00:18:59Do you mind leaving it on the counter?
00:19:02Mauri
00:19:03Can you come here for a second?
00:19:05Thanks, huh?
00:19:06See you later
00:19:07What's new?
00:19:08Hey, are you using the intern?
00:19:10To find out where Abel and Diego are going to get married?
00:19:13No, they are practices.
00:19:14This kid is going to learn more from me in one day
00:19:16That in one year of college
00:19:18Okay, I'm going to get to work on the investigation.
00:19:20Do you need me for something?
00:19:22Since you're offering
00:19:23Start putting the shopping in my place.
00:19:24Mauri
00:19:24No, don't worry, okay?
00:19:26Let her write her column
00:19:27What is most important
00:19:30What's happening?
00:19:32Karatequida before starting to kick
00:19:33He had to clean Mr. Millagui's house many times
00:19:35Wax on, wax off
00:19:40There, in the little cupboard
00:19:41What is it?
00:19:51Look at this plan
00:19:52Come on, I've got you ready there, kid.
00:19:54So that you can get warmed up
00:19:55But isn't it better to start by jumping rope or doing bag work?
00:19:58You unlearn it in a boxing ring
00:20:00Fighting like a champion
00:20:03Okay, okay
00:20:03But hitting hard isn't a good idea, is it?
00:20:05No
00:20:05If this is only to see your level
00:20:08Ah, okay, okay
00:20:10Czech!
00:20:11You bastard!
00:20:12Pussy!
00:20:12What's happening?
00:20:13No no!
00:20:14What's happening?
00:20:15How long, damn it?
00:20:16Where are you hiding?
00:20:17Well, kid, I'll negotiate.
00:20:18It's that they don't leave me anything.
00:20:20Oh ok
00:20:21Look, let me introduce you to Roberto
00:20:22The kid I told you about
00:20:23Well, nothing.
00:20:24He wants to get in shape
00:20:25Let's see what happens
00:20:26Ah, well, that's great.
00:20:26Well, up there he is, Josito
00:20:28Let's see
00:20:30Josito!
00:20:31Josito
00:20:32Easy, it's new, huh?
00:20:39Okay
00:20:41Hi how are things?
00:20:43Good
00:20:43You?
00:20:44Good
00:20:45I hope the park is good.
00:20:46Yes, yes, listen
00:20:48How do you pay for this?
00:20:49That depends on how long it lasts, Pe
00:20:51Ah
00:20:54Okay, nothing.
00:20:55No problem
00:20:55Don't worry
00:20:56Come on, now try to dodge you
00:20:58It takes a long time to enter the penis.
00:21:00Until it heats up
00:21:02But then it's
00:21:03Well, the bomb
00:21:04Damn, he sent you, didn't he?
00:21:06Come on
00:21:08Good
00:21:08I've done the calculation
00:21:09And each cart has a capacity of 0.28 cubic meters
00:21:12Given that each can contains 33 centiliters
00:21:15Each cart holds 175.6 cans
00:21:18Therefore, we need
00:21:20What does it matter?
00:21:21Everyone should grab a cart and take whatever they can.
00:21:24But don't listen to them.
00:21:25I wish they were at your level
00:21:27Let's see
00:21:28If they see that we only buy olives, they might get suspicious.
00:21:31I think we should grab some batteries and some chewing gum.
00:21:33Or we buy some cans of beer and some soft drinks
00:21:36And we say they're for a birthday
00:21:38But whose?
00:21:39Because we all need to have the same version in case we're questioned.
00:21:42Look, there's Belén
00:21:44Hello!
00:21:45Ma'am, don't greet her
00:21:46They can't know that we know them.
00:21:49I need to change my mindset
00:21:51If only it were that easy
00:21:52Welcome to today's super deal
00:21:54Remember
00:21:54Let's not miss a single can
00:21:56Hey, the euro for the shopping cart is included in the special assessment, right?
00:22:00Come on, let's go, they're sneaking in, run!
00:22:49Of course!
00:22:59Well, now we have them all.
00:23:00As soon as we get home, we'll all start opening cans like crazy.
00:23:02And why don't we just ask them to bring them to us?
00:23:05Is home delivery free for orders over 60 euros?
00:23:08Not at all.
00:23:09The olives go home with an escort
00:23:11Juan, Juan
00:23:12A customer has broken through the cordon and taken some olives.
00:23:14He just left for the parking lot
00:23:16But, Vicenta, we told you to be on the lookout.
00:23:19Yes, yes, I was planning on it, but there was a mini sausage tasting.
00:23:22And it distracted me for a moment
00:23:24Look, they're really good
00:23:25If the tris puts them in a cocktail
00:23:27People are over chocolates
00:23:29Okay, you all start putting this in the cars
00:23:31Before, I'm going to intercept those loopholes.
00:23:33Yes, let's go
00:23:43Congratulations, sir
00:23:44I am the supermarket manager
00:23:46And she just won a prize for making her thousandth purchase
00:23:49And how? They only have a thousand?
00:23:51This place has been open for more than ten years
00:23:52Well, the thousandth since we started counting
00:23:54It's a new promotion
00:23:56It's a trip to see the seven wonders of the world
00:23:59The Eiffel Tower, the pyramids, the Bernabéu
00:24:02With all expenses paid
00:24:04You just have to come up to our headquarters.
00:24:06Hand over the purchase receipt
00:24:08And they're already taking down his information.
00:24:10Oh, well, thank you very much.
00:24:11To you always
00:24:14Hey, we need to hurry.
00:24:16There's a security guard around here with a Bespino (a type of moped).
00:24:19Where did he go wrong doing that?
00:24:21Damn, so it was a correspondence course.
00:24:23That's it, I think.
00:24:25Follow
00:24:27Fuck!
00:24:29Calm down, calm down
00:24:30That I distract him
00:24:31Quiet, beautiful
00:24:32Don't move
00:24:34Don't move, handsome.
00:24:35Take it, take it, take it
00:24:36Here you go, handsome.
00:24:37And those?
00:24:39Are those blowing?
00:24:39Take it, take it, take it
00:24:40Take it, take it
00:24:41I'm telling you
00:24:41Let's go, let's go!
00:24:42Come on
00:24:43Wait, wait a moment
00:24:45That the ITV sticker
00:24:46This is perfect for me.
00:24:48Andrew
00:24:49Go
00:24:54Are you okay, mate?
00:24:55Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:24:56I'm going to do some sit-ups before I get cold.
00:25:00You go, go, because I've already...
00:25:05Well, in the end
00:25:07That guy can take a lot, huh?
00:25:09Clear
00:25:09Since he was short as a child
00:25:10He used to beat everyone up in the schoolyard
00:25:13That's where she got her waist
00:25:15Hey
00:25:16One of my boys has a fight tomorrow.
00:25:18But Lúngaro has let us down.
00:25:19That he had to fight him
00:25:20He's been hired as a laborer for a construction project
00:25:23How do you see your boyfriend as a replacement?
00:25:26How much money is there?
00:25:27Ah, little.
00:25:29600 euros
00:25:30It's an easy fight
00:25:31Practically filming
00:25:33It's just to accumulate chaos.
00:25:35My boyfriend is perfect.
00:25:37There's no need to rig it.
00:25:38Yes indeed
00:25:39You'll have to come up with something.
00:25:40To give him...
00:25:41To give it cachet
00:25:42Let people bet
00:25:44From Hungarian
00:25:45We said that he was a champion in his country
00:25:47Pussy
00:25:48And Roberto is a Mexican champion
00:25:50Country with a great boxing tradition
00:25:53You're so great, dwarf
00:25:55You're amazing!
00:25:56Come on, champ
00:25:57We're leaving
00:26:00That?
00:26:01You sweat, huh?
00:26:02And it is received
00:26:03Clear
00:26:04That speeds up your metabolism
00:26:06Liver jab
00:26:07And come on
00:26:08To burn triglycerides
00:26:09Fuck
00:26:10Thank goodness it's free
00:26:12Ah
00:26:13I have good news
00:26:14The queen has seen you looking very good, huh?
00:26:17Tomorrow you have your first fight
00:26:18The only thing you're Mexican about is that you're Mexican.
00:26:20That?
00:26:22I already have the boat
00:26:23The puma of Cancun
00:26:27Come on
00:26:28Take a shower
00:26:43We have more than half open
00:26:45And nothing appears here.
00:26:46The posh girl has fooled us
00:26:47Don't worry, there are still plenty of cans left.
00:26:49The prize lid will appear
00:26:51Ah, but it's on the cover
00:26:52Oh, I was looking underneath
00:26:54Well, that's exciting.
00:26:55Like winning the lottery jackpot
00:26:56You never know when it's going to come out
00:26:58But Vicenta, don't eat
00:27:00There will be cans that we'll never finish.
00:27:02I am not incapable of leaving food
00:27:04That's how I was raised.
00:27:05Have you ever wanted to make potato salad?
00:27:07Here, here
00:27:08Oh!
00:27:0930,000 euros!
00:27:16It's a joke
00:27:19Do you want one?
00:27:21No
00:27:25Look, my life
00:27:26That's Ronaldo
00:27:27He's a little chubby
00:27:28But it sells a lot of T-shirts
00:27:29And that
00:27:30I don't know who that is.
00:27:31Oh well
00:27:32It's in the center of the field
00:27:32I mean
00:27:33He's one of those in charge.
00:27:34Mauri
00:27:34She is three months old
00:27:35Why are you putting football on him?
00:27:36It is essential for integration
00:27:38In the school game
00:27:38Do you know what it was like for me as a child?
00:27:41Gay and doesn't understand football
00:27:42I slept with all the university rectors
00:27:43In the library
00:27:46Come on, bring him here so I can put him to bed.
00:27:47Yeah
00:27:49Let's see if his first words
00:27:50They're going to be
00:27:50You bastard referee
00:27:51If he says that
00:27:52We took him to TV
00:27:55Mauri
00:27:56Breaking news
00:27:56Are you ready?
00:27:58Yeah
00:27:58What's happening?
00:27:59Diego and Aver
00:28:00They are gay
00:28:01Isn't he freaking out?
00:28:03Well, it's not entirely certain
00:28:04I would give it an 87% reliability rating
00:28:06Let's see, if it's confirmed
00:28:07The wedding would be a cover-up
00:28:08To hide their sexuality
00:28:09The classic smokescreen
00:28:11You already know
00:28:11Teo, I already knew they were gay
00:28:13They marry each other
00:28:15Ah, among them
00:28:17Well, it's the first gay wedding in Spain.
00:28:18Very good
00:28:19You develop a certain mental speed.
00:28:21So what comes next?
00:28:22I need to ask myself the five key questions about the news story
00:28:25That?
00:28:26Who?
00:28:26When?
00:28:26Where?
00:28:27And why?
00:28:28What?
00:28:28Who?
00:28:28Where?
00:28:29When?
00:28:29And why?
00:28:30Look, for now
00:28:31So that you discover
00:28:32Where and when do they get married?
00:28:33I am satisfied
00:28:34Okay
00:28:34What?
00:28:35And who?
00:28:35Uh, that
00:28:38Hey, do you have anything to eat?
00:28:39I've been taking taxis all day.
00:28:41If I don't receive the money
00:28:41Ah, of course.
00:28:42Take whatever you want
00:28:43Thank you
00:28:47Hey, Mauri
00:28:47That?
00:28:48Don't you feel a little sorry for this boy?
00:28:50He's from a humble family.
00:28:51He'll be paid two pesetas a month
00:28:52And he's spending it on taxis.
00:28:53What's happening?
00:28:54If the newspaper doesn't pay him
00:28:55The other way around
00:28:56He charges 9,000 euros for the master's degree.
00:28:58Fuck
00:28:59Mauri!
00:28:59We've won 30,000 euros!
00:29:01Look!
00:29:01Wow!
00:29:02What are you saying?
00:29:04No
00:29:05No, no, no, no, no
00:29:06No, this is a scam.
00:29:08I already know him
00:29:08Then you call
00:29:09And what they want is to sell you a timeshare.
00:29:11Well, what bastards, huh?
00:29:13There we have a topic for an exposé article.
00:29:14Yes, but you do your own thing now.
00:29:17Take
00:29:17Why do you have something?
00:29:18Come on
00:29:19Okay, I'll call you when I know something about the gays.
00:29:20Yes, yes, yes
00:29:21Bye
00:29:22Bye
00:29:22Look!
00:29:23You want so much with 30,000 euros!
00:29:26The olive!
00:29:27For Kiel University
00:29:29And for plasma TVs
00:29:30Hey, isn't this what the neighbors wanted to charge?
00:29:33I paid for this can
00:29:34And the prize is mine.
00:29:35I'm going to collect it first thing tomorrow.
00:29:37And they don't have to find out.
00:29:39And I know you're going to open your Jiminy Cricket mouth
00:29:41To lecture me
00:29:42But I'm not going to listen to you.
00:29:43Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
00:29:58Lucia, aunt, the box doesn't add up.
00:30:00I'm 13 euros short, lend me some.
00:30:01Yeah man, I had it in your pocket, gorgeous
00:30:03Otherwise, it doesn't make sense to me.
00:30:04And if I'm going to come here and lose money, I might as well stay home.
00:30:11Hey, Lidia, they've got quite the security detail, huh?
00:30:15But if that's the Paki
00:30:17That's a shame, because he's a very attractive guy, isn't he?
00:30:22Oh, well now I have too much.
00:30:23I'm taking a taxi
00:30:25Hey, I must have been the one in charge, huh?
00:30:28Belén, Belén, cut yourself out, it's very noticeable
00:30:30That's what it's all about.
00:30:39How was the first day?
00:30:41Ah, well, well, well, very good, very good
00:30:43Because, well, I've squared the whole box
00:30:45I caught a lady stealing a hairspray.
00:30:47And, well, I've even learned the background music, so it's all there.
00:30:51And after this unimportant question
00:30:55Would you like to meet up tomorrow for a drink?
00:31:00Well, I thought it wasn't well-received for coworkers to go out together.
00:31:05Okay, if things go well, I'll let you go and we'll tell everyone.
00:31:10As?
00:31:11It's a joke
00:31:12The thing is, I don't make many jokes and I'm a bit out of practice.
00:31:16And what about tomorrow? What do you think?
00:31:19Okay, well, okay, yes, delighted.
00:31:22Well, that's all for now, see you tomorrow.
00:31:24See you tomorrow
00:31:26Hello
00:31:30What did he say to you? Did he mention me?
00:31:33No, no, Belén scolded me and told me to smile more at the customers.
00:31:37And what do you think? Should I attack?
00:31:39I, I would wait a little while, eh
00:31:41Yes, no, no, I haven't seen it, of course
00:31:42But, nevertheless, the dairy stocker stares at you a lot, I've seen it.
00:31:46Yes, and he's also ripped, huh?
00:31:48Okay, load the boxes of chunky milk in three
00:31:50No, sorry, I'm a high-flyer.
00:31:52I'm not here to waste my time with kids
00:31:55I'll attack him tomorrow.
00:32:03The Puma of Cancun, that sounds awful, doesn't it?
00:32:06I've already told you, Cancun is a beach place
00:32:09Sure, you got your start without the hotel nightclubs, handing out drinks to tourists.
00:32:14Also, do you know how to do a Mexican accent?
00:32:16I'll send you all the Cantinflas movies
00:32:18I mean, a fight like that so soon...
00:32:21All I want is to get a little fitter
00:32:24Is that okay? Are you having trouble with the 300 euros?
00:32:26No, they're very useful to me, but I don't know if I'm ready.
00:32:29Yes, man, you're my miliandola, Reidy
00:32:31Furthermore, if he controls everything
00:32:33If this is a charity fight, you hardly even hit each other.
00:32:36Oh, really? What causes the money?
00:32:37For the children surfers of the fare
00:32:39Damn, what a mess
00:32:41That's not a question, damn it.
00:32:42Sure, dude, go for it like Mike Tyson, that's cool.
00:32:46Ah, of course.
00:32:46Hey, besides being able to tell Lucia that you're inviting her to the evening
00:32:50That, well, it really turns the women on.
00:32:52Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course
00:32:54Of course
00:32:55Go in a little further and that's it
00:32:57Wow! He's going to freak out when he sees me.
00:32:59Oh, oh
00:33:00I'm going to buy some vitamins, I'll be right back.
00:33:02Come on, get some suntans, go upstairs, make it look more like Cancun
00:33:05Come on, Roti!
00:33:07Handsome!
00:33:08Mariano, dude, aren't you ashamed?
00:33:10What's happening?
00:33:11They're going to kill him
00:33:12You just sold out your friend for 300 euros
00:33:14Eh, eh, eh
00:33:15He can fall whenever he wants, you know?
00:33:17Besides, you know how much money can be made with this.
00:33:19I've bet on the other one, who's a machine
00:33:21Oh, really? Well, I'll bet too.
00:33:23But what will Roberto think of us?
00:33:26Hey, we're his friends, it's not right for us to bet on each other.
00:33:28What's happening?
00:33:30No, no, yes, I'm going to do the same too.
00:33:31I'm just saying it's not right, it's a moral observation
00:33:33Ah, well, well
00:33:34Now Roberto should prepare himself a little, mainly so that he doesn't get killed.
00:33:37When is the fight?
00:33:38Tomorrow
00:33:39Ah, plenty.
00:33:41Well, then I'll bet too.
00:33:43And where are you going to get the money?
00:33:45Good question, Flanagan
00:33:47This is a business
00:33:49Hey, Carmen, listen
00:33:50I found your thong
00:33:52And where was I?
00:33:53I looked all around the goal.
00:33:55Uh, in the accountants' room
00:33:57I mistook it for a rag.
00:33:58And I used it to shut off the boiler valve.
00:34:00But come on, it's already been washed and everything, right?
00:34:02Okay, then leave it at that.
00:34:03I'll go and pick it up.
00:34:04Hey, if you want, I can bring it to the restaurant tonight.
00:34:06Where are you going for dinner?
00:34:07Yes of course
00:34:08Very discreet
00:34:09Okay, you tell me where it is.
00:34:10I'll wait for you at the door
00:34:11And I wrap it in gift paper
00:34:13So that she doesn't sing
00:34:14No, Emilio
00:34:15Don't be annoying
00:34:17Hey, I want to reiterate that I love you very much
00:34:19And...
00:34:20And that I love talking to myself
00:34:21Like an idiot
00:34:22Okay, so what?
00:34:23Do you already know where we're going?
00:34:24Yes, pot, my daughter
00:34:25Good thing you patrol it wearing that, huh?
00:34:27It's the "look what you're missing" suit.
00:34:28Moron
00:34:29But I only wear it when I'm meeting up with my ex.
00:34:31Hey
00:34:32I don't know where you're going to have dinner, Carmen.
00:34:33But I've thought of something
00:34:34We can go to your house
00:34:35And when I go to get the car
00:34:36The stops
00:34:37You ask him for the reflective vest.
00:34:38And the triangles
00:34:39And so, since he doesn't have them
00:34:40Just to mess with people a little, right?
00:34:42Emilio
00:34:42So you made me get all dressed up for nothing.
00:34:44Okay, okay, okay
00:34:45But I'll get a little juice
00:34:46We asked Mr. Juan for some olives
00:34:47And so we had a snack
00:34:49No, go on
00:34:50We're going to have a drink right now.
00:34:51Don't believe it yourself.
00:34:52I'm in good shape for a lot of walking.
00:34:54Don't you see that I'm in emotional mourning?
00:34:55Well
00:34:56That's why
00:34:57You'll see how good you feel
00:35:00Silly!
00:35:01Well, it looks like it will be.
00:35:05It contains fruit salts
00:35:06I feel a little full
00:35:08Well
00:35:10This is the last one
00:35:10It has to be here
00:35:13Or not
00:35:14So we've been stuck here for four hours.
00:35:18Sniffing at a bar's aperitif for nothing
00:35:20Those sluts have taken us for fools
00:35:23So they can be named employee of the month
00:35:25Or that
00:35:26Or that one of you has found the prize
00:35:29And the lid has been hidden
00:35:30And it couldn't have been you.
00:35:31It's because I haven't been able to be myself, because I am me.
00:35:34I am me too
00:35:35And I know I haven't been able to be
00:35:37I also know that it wasn't me
00:35:39Because I am me too.
00:35:40And I know what I'm doing
00:35:41But I also know that you
00:35:42Precisely because it's you
00:35:43It could have been you
00:35:44And to be saying
00:35:45It wasn't you
00:35:46Why do we create
00:35:47That has been another
00:35:48But that other one
00:35:49But that other one could also have been
00:35:50And accuse another
00:35:52Why do we create
00:35:53What has been the other
00:35:54That's enough.
00:35:55It's clear that we are all one.
00:35:56But we're not going to distrust each other.
00:35:58There's only one way to find out.
00:36:00Count the lids
00:36:01There have to be exactly one thousand.
00:36:02No, I'm going home
00:36:05Nobody's moving from here
00:36:07Oh, I'm feeling a bit unwell.
00:36:09Don't worry, I'm a nurse.
00:36:11Okay, let's count in English today.
00:36:13To practice
00:36:14One, two, three
00:36:18The opening scenes left me hanging.
00:36:22Four
00:36:25Oh, it's just that her face is kind of angular.
00:36:31In a model way
00:36:32Well, and have you noticed the hands?
00:36:34How big and how beautiful!
00:36:35Oh, well, no.
00:36:36The truth is, I haven't noticed.
00:36:37Well, I've read a book
00:36:38He says there is a direct relationship
00:36:40Between the size of the hand and the penis
00:36:42That's great, we already know.
00:36:43That size doesn't matter to women...
00:36:45But hey, this helps.
00:36:47Bethlehem, if I were you
00:36:48To be honest, I wouldn't be very interested in Daniel, you know?
00:36:51Oh, my little barnacles
00:36:52But how could I not be interested?
00:36:54Did you see what he said to me when we were leaving?
00:36:56Yes, goodbye Bethlehem
00:36:57No, but it was as he said
00:36:59It's goodbye, Belén
00:37:02That sounded like
00:37:03I want you madly
00:37:05And I'd set it up now.
00:37:06On top of the sliced bread
00:37:07Yes, I'm doing simultaneous translation, let's go
00:37:11Okay, I'm going to take off Mariluci's list.
00:37:13Hey, no, seriously
00:37:14Don't you like it?
00:37:15Yes, it's cute
00:37:16But come on, not really...
00:37:18Okay
00:37:20Phone
00:37:21You pick it up, let's see who it is
00:37:25Private number
00:37:29Yeah
00:37:30Hi Lucia, it's Daniel from the supermarket
00:37:33No, no, I'm Belén
00:37:34That Lucia is changing
00:37:36What has my friend done, that disaster?
00:37:38No, he hasn't done anything.
00:37:40We're meeting tomorrow at...
00:37:42Look, tell him I have tickets to go to the theater.
00:37:45But... let's see if you're up for it
00:37:46Yes, yes, yes, I'll tell him.
00:37:49Thanks, huh?
00:37:50You are welcome
00:37:51Who was he?
00:37:53Nothing
00:37:53From the association of traitorous friends
00:37:56They want to make you president
00:37:57As?
00:37:58It's just unbelievable, it's unbelievable.
00:38:00Melen, what's wrong?
00:38:01Nothing, he called Daniel
00:38:02You're going to meet up with him
00:38:03That has tickets to go to the theater
00:38:04If you want to go
00:38:06But why me?
00:38:07But why?
00:38:07Where did this guy get my phone number?
00:38:09He's your boss
00:38:10About something called a curriculum vitae
00:38:13Melén, I really haven't done anything
00:38:15He was the one who approached me and...
00:38:16But why did you say yes?
00:38:17Didn't you just tell me you don't like it?
00:38:19Well, like I said, it's cute.
00:38:20But come on, not ellipses either
00:38:22That's a yes from a friend.
00:38:23Well, I don't want to hurt you.
00:38:24Ah, you're really good at simultaneous translation now, huh?
00:38:27Oh, I really am going to have a drink with him.
00:38:28That doesn't mean anything is going to happen.
00:38:30No, no, calm down, okay?
00:38:31Don't worry, I'm fine, okay?
00:38:32I'm fine
00:38:33Lucia, I have dignity, you know?
00:38:35I don't know where I have it.
00:38:37But I'm going to look for her
00:38:38So with your permission
00:38:40Melén, are you okay?
00:38:41Melen, yes
00:38:43No, Melén, how should I know?
00:38:53Yeah?
00:38:57Emilio, is the dinner plan still on?
00:38:59And you know what happens?
00:39:00You caught me in bed.
00:39:02What's happening?
00:39:03Are you feeling unwell?
00:39:04Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:39:05I have one of those stomach viruses that you catch now.
00:39:08No, not those that attack the entire central digestive system
00:39:11Hey, if you want, I can bring you some chamomile tea or something and we can chat.
00:39:14No, no, no, no
00:39:15Yes, this is very contagious
00:39:16Right now, the goal is like ground zero, isn't it?
00:39:18You can't enter
00:39:19Ah
00:39:20Lola must have gone out partying.
00:39:22And I feel a little lonely
00:39:25Yes, Melén, yes
00:39:26Yes, I'm very lonely too.
00:39:27But we have to be strong
00:39:29That?
00:39:30No, no, no
00:39:30It's been a stomach cramp.
00:39:32The virus, huh?
00:39:33Okay, Melén, I'll call you tomorrow.
00:39:35Just turn on the TV and clear your mind.
00:39:37Okay
00:39:37Goodbye, handsome
00:39:38Goodbye, a kiss
00:39:41Oh, I've hurt you.
00:39:42This nipple was just teasing me.
00:39:44Hey, I'm thinking we should keep this a secret.
00:39:47It's not because I've seen Belén a little mired in misery
00:39:50But how upset she is that we slept together
00:39:52I saw her this morning telling you to go to hell.
00:39:53Yes, but poor thing, she's very lonely
00:39:55We can still hurt him
00:39:56Well, maybe he's right.
00:39:58Poor thing, look, I'm going to go and keep her company for a while.
00:40:00No, no, no, no
00:40:00What the hell?
00:40:01But you stay here and sleep with me.
00:40:02I'm very lonely too.
00:40:03And she also has the TV
00:40:05I'm sorry, Emilio
00:40:06But look, when I separated I set myself two goals
00:40:08The first was that she would never sleep with a man again.
00:40:10Okay, but this needs to be repeated, right?
00:40:11And the second, that I would never again repeat the same thing twice.
00:40:14And why not?
00:40:15Well, why not, Emilio?
00:40:16Because you are all the same.
00:40:18Look at yourself
00:40:18It is said that you are madly in love with Carmen
00:40:20And you end up sleeping with me
00:40:22Don't you feel awful?
00:40:26Well, until now that you've told me, right?
00:40:28But hey, we shouldn't be making those kinds of reflections right now, should we?
00:40:31And besides, I don't normally do these things.
00:40:33It was the alcohol.
00:40:33But if you've had a grape juice
00:40:35Okay, but very heavy
00:40:38Look, Emilio, there are some.
00:40:39We're not designed to live as a couple.
00:40:42Don't do what I say
00:40:43I wasted a lot of time.
00:40:44Enjoy life
00:40:45Start living
00:40:46No, that's true, right?
00:40:47No, in the end I'm going to like you municipal employees.
00:40:49I still even get motorcycle insurance.
00:40:53Are you traveling without insurance?
00:40:54No way, woman
00:40:54What a joke.
00:40:55How can I go without insurance?
00:40:56To the
00:40:57Good night
00:41:01Emilio, I'm not staying
00:41:02Yes, woman, don't be silly.
00:41:03Come on, move over there a little.
00:41:04You're very long
00:41:12Ma'am, stay still.
00:41:14Isn't the doorway freshly mopped?
00:41:16Get down!
00:41:17Get down!
00:41:19I'm so fed up with Doña Concha, you know?
00:41:22You!
00:41:22The commercial postman
00:41:24Leave the flyer on the ground slowly
00:41:26And put your hands where I can see them.
00:41:29This portal
00:41:29It's mine
00:41:31Do you understand?
00:41:32And whoever closes the trash bag the most
00:41:35Hey?
00:41:36Boom!
00:41:36Boom!
00:41:37Boom!
00:41:38Oh!
00:41:39Dad!
00:41:40Oh my goodness!
00:41:41What have I given him?
00:41:42What have I given him?
00:41:43What have I given him?
00:41:44Dad!
00:41:44Dad!
00:41:44What he's given me is a deathly party, you wretch.
00:41:47And why are you throwing yourself down on the ground, damn it?
00:41:49You scared me!
00:41:49But Emilio, what are you doing with the gun?
00:41:51Oh, well, nothing.
00:41:52I took advantage of the fact that Belén wasn't upstairs
00:41:54To get out of uniform
00:41:55And so I wouldn't have to go up
00:41:56But you know the trouble
00:41:57What's going to happen to me?
00:41:58For having shot her
00:41:58It's true
00:41:59Come on, come on
00:42:01So he's involved with Smurfette
00:42:03But the love of your life wasn't Carmen
00:42:05Other
00:42:05Will you please stop interfering in my love life?
00:42:07Oh, no, no
00:42:08I don't care.
00:42:08But I'm not sleeping in the sauna anymore.
00:42:10My cervical spine is in a state of disarray.
00:42:12Dad, I'm very healthy.
00:42:13Futon style
00:42:14Have you ever seen a Japanese person with back problems?
00:42:16Well, right now I'd have to rack my brain.
00:42:18Excuse me, was that a gunshot we just heard?
00:42:20No way, no way, no way
00:42:21No, no, no
00:42:22It's because a light bulb has exploded.
00:42:23Because I put in a 100-watt one
00:42:24In a 70 lamp
00:42:25And there you have it.
00:42:26Okay, okay
00:42:27I was scared.
00:42:28Arming yourself is not allowed in this community, okay?
00:42:30No, no, no
00:42:31That's cheating.
00:42:32Hey, where are you going so soon?
00:42:35Well, I have some errands to run.
00:42:37What's it to you?
00:42:38No, I was surprised.
00:42:38Why do you like getting up so early?
00:42:40Apologize for your own actions, you have a job
00:42:41What do you mean I have a job?
00:42:44But who put this here?
00:42:46Wow, look at all the goodies the Three Kings brought you!
00:42:52Julio, the fleece, yes
00:43:02Excuse me, miss, I'd like to speak to the manager
00:43:04It's because I have the award-winning tapa with the big olive.
00:43:06Oh, really?
00:43:07Yeah
00:43:36Mr. Montero
00:43:38Don't say anything to each other
00:43:38So the prize is mine
00:43:39And here's the lucky one.
00:43:40Yeah
00:43:41We were caught congratulating him.
00:43:43Yeah
00:43:43Well, let's hope you're healthy enough to enjoy the prize.
00:43:46Because without health, what can you do with your money?
00:43:48Okay, okay
00:43:49Congratulations
00:43:49I am Daniel Montero, the manager
00:43:52If you would like to accompany me, we can proceed with the check presentation.
00:43:54Isn't there an event?
00:43:56Don't worry, it's very simple.
00:44:01A round of applause for Mauricio Hidalgo
00:44:04Our winner of the olive prize
00:44:0830,000 euros for you
00:44:10Wait, wait, the photos are missing
00:44:12What fries you have, right?
00:44:14This is Marisol
00:44:14Yes, take advantage of this time because we're going to call the neighbors right now.
00:44:18We're going to do your fingers
00:44:19I don't care, do whatever you want.
00:44:21A little olive?
00:44:22An olive?
00:44:27988, 989, 990, 991, 992, 993 and 994
00:44:35How many cans do you get, Isabel?
00:44:37Isabel, Isabel
00:44:38Yes, yes, 100 milligrams of epinephrine
00:44:41Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep.
00:44:43Now I'll start counting again.
00:44:44One, two, two
00:44:45No, no, leave it, leave it
00:44:46Yes, we've already told this story five times.
00:44:50Six cans are missing
00:44:51Well, I see it clearly.
00:44:52We're going to have to do searches
00:44:54Who undresses first?
00:44:55Let's see
00:44:56It's very clear what happened to us
00:44:57Some customers managed to break through the supermarket's security perimeter.
00:45:00And take home a pack with six cans
00:45:02We need to get the security camera footage.
00:45:04The list of supermarket loyalty card customers
00:45:07Addresses for home delivery
00:45:10Oh, sorry Juan, I wasn't listening to you.
00:45:12I don't give a damn about the damn can
00:45:15All I want is to sleep
00:45:16My stomach hurts
00:45:18You lie face down on the sofa
00:45:20And press your head against the cushion
00:45:22And that's how I get rid of it?
00:45:24Well, I don't know, but that's how we stopped hearing her.
00:45:26Yeah
00:45:27Tell me, Belén
00:45:30As?
00:45:35Well, Emilio, what's going on here?
00:45:37It's your fault, Mr. Juan.
00:45:38They've seen what the other portals have seen.
00:45:40This is where the garbage is collected.
00:45:41And now everyone is coming to drop her off.
00:45:42And a little while ago there were some dogs rummaging around here
00:45:46Hey, you
00:45:46You're not from here.
00:45:47Take this
00:45:47Do you see it?
00:45:48Every morning
00:45:49Well, be handsome.
00:45:50What do you have the broom for?
00:45:51I think with the prize money
00:45:53We could pay someone to take this away
00:45:54Because if not, in three days
00:45:55They'll be able to climb up to their house by climbing on the bag
00:45:57Look, here he comes
00:45:59Good morning
00:46:00We got up early today, didn't we?
00:46:02The check is mine and that's all there is to it.
00:46:03Mauri
00:46:04The community reached an agreement
00:46:05You can't just skip it.
00:46:07Of course
00:46:07The olive blow belongs to everyone
00:46:09I voted against it
00:46:10You bought your olives
00:46:11Me too
00:46:12And it's my turn
00:46:12Bad luck
00:46:13Furthermore, we're going to spend that money
00:46:15Building improvements
00:46:17I like it the way it is.
00:46:18But if today
00:46:19With 30,000 euros
00:46:20You're not going to a part
00:46:21What are you going to do?
00:46:21To give the down payment on a floor
00:46:23Buying a car
00:46:24Go on a trip
00:46:25Well, it's true
00:46:26I'd keep it too.
00:46:27See?
00:46:28It's because they force us to be bad people.
00:46:30I'm getting an idea
00:46:32So that he releases the check
00:46:33Yeah
00:46:34I had the same thought
00:46:36The fact that?
00:46:36You first
00:46:38Third plan
00:46:38It comes from home.
00:46:40Okay?
00:46:41Yes, it's annoying, isn't it?
00:46:42Okay, okay, okay
00:46:44Roberto, what have you made for lunch?
00:46:46I
00:46:46I was waiting
00:46:47Fuck, fuck
00:46:49Lucia
00:46:50Can we talk for a moment?
00:46:51No
00:46:51No, no, no
00:46:52This is just a second
00:46:53Look at that...
00:46:56Roberto
00:46:56I have an hour to eat.
00:46:57Taking into account
00:46:58It took me 14 minutes
00:46:59Coming from the supermarket
00:47:0017 to return due to digestion
00:47:01Well, I have 20 minutes left.
00:47:02To prepare something decent for myself
00:47:03And 7 just for eating
00:47:06You have 9 left
00:47:07No, no, no
00:47:07Because I need two
00:47:08To brush my teeth
00:47:09What do you want?
00:47:10I'd like you to come tonight
00:47:12Come see me box
00:47:13Box?
00:47:13Have you bought another game?
00:47:14For the video game console?
00:47:15No, no, no
00:47:16Real boxing
00:47:17I've joined a gym
00:47:18To get in shape
00:47:19I started yesterday and it seems I'm worth it.
00:47:21Mariano has organized it for me
00:47:22A charity fight
00:47:22They all come to see me
00:47:24Marian and benevolent
00:47:25Don't you realize?
00:47:26What are those two concepts, Roberto?
00:47:27No, no, they don't fit.
00:47:28Why not?
00:47:29He's not trying to scam you.
00:47:30To take money from you behind your back
00:47:31How twisted are you?
00:47:32Women, huh?
00:47:33What do you think?
00:47:34Are we like you?
00:47:35They are my friends
00:47:36Friendship is more important than money.
00:47:38Okay, fine, okay, fine
00:47:39Okay, well, that's it.
00:47:40Yourself
00:47:41Okay, so what now?
00:47:42Are you coming or not?
00:47:43Roberto, I just can't tonight
00:47:44I have a commitment
00:47:45What commitment?
00:47:46Well, a commitment
00:47:47Of those who compromise
00:47:48Lucia
00:47:49I know you've never considered me
00:47:51Big deal
00:47:52But just for once
00:47:52Something special is happening to me.
00:47:53I'm excited
00:47:54That you were there
00:47:55Supporting me
00:47:55And that you would feel proud of me
00:47:57Roberto, are you manipulating me?
00:47:58No, no, no, no, no
00:47:59Peaceful
00:48:00I thought at least
00:48:01You were my friend
00:48:02But
00:48:03If it can't be
00:48:05Well, that can't be.
00:48:07Okay, see you later
00:48:23Wait, let me get the whipped cream
00:48:26Who are you talking to?
00:48:28What's happening?
00:48:28Have you hooked up again?
00:48:29No way?
00:48:30Look, alone
00:48:32I was talking to myself
00:48:34And you say
00:48:35Hang on a minute
00:48:35Should I get the whipped cream?
00:48:36Yeah
00:48:38You must have a corporeal duality
00:48:40While a part of you
00:48:41He's in the bedroom
00:48:42The other one comes here to the kitchen
00:48:43Yes, yes
00:48:43It's a psychological thing.
00:48:45That I've been left with
00:48:46From listening to the clas
00:48:47When I'm directing
00:48:49In the clas
00:48:49If you don't want to introduce me to him
00:48:50Nothing's wrong, okay?
00:48:52My daughter
00:48:52I'm very upset
00:48:53Do you remember the manager?
00:48:54Did I tell you yesterday?
00:48:55Yeah
00:48:56Well, she's meeting up with Lucia today.
00:48:57No!
00:48:58Yes, aunt
00:48:59Yeah
00:49:00I think I'm going to get back together with Emilio
00:49:02I was talking yesterday
00:49:03By phone with him
00:49:04And he was super nice to me
00:49:06It's clear he loves me.
00:49:07And I'm fed up with being on the sound system
00:49:08Where is he going?
00:49:10Are you eating here in the kitchen?
00:49:12No, I'm just going to watch a little TV.
00:49:13The radio is very loose
00:49:17Uh, well no, huh?
00:49:19You can't see anything from here.
00:49:21Hello, it's just that Mrs. Nieves
00:49:23It has a leak downstairs
00:49:24And I was trying to control the pipes
00:49:26I think one crosses here
00:49:27How's the stomach virus?
00:49:29Good, right?
00:49:29Good
00:49:30Yes, yes, yes
00:49:30The thing is, he recommended me
00:49:31The doctor who walks on all fours
00:49:32And in his underwear
00:49:33Which apparently is very good, huh?
00:49:35Okay, see you later
00:49:35We went out for a drink yesterday.
00:49:38No, no, no
00:49:39You don't need to give me any explanations.
00:49:40Everything is perfectly clear
00:49:41So, yesterday when I spoke to you on the phone
00:49:43Because I needed you
00:49:44You were actually with this
00:49:45But what can I do, my daughter?
00:49:47If the doorman is a common element of the building
00:49:48I am here for the use and enjoyment of all the neighbors
00:49:51Emilio, don't be cynical
00:49:52I told him that nothing was wrong.
00:49:53Because, as I understood it,
00:49:54That you and him will never, ever, ever be with him.
00:49:56But I have arranged to meet her.
00:49:57To make Carmen jealous
00:49:58Of course, since you didn't want to come
00:49:59You were going to use me, weren't you?
00:50:01No, keep going, you're fixing it, huh?
00:50:02Okay, but the important thing
00:50:04Don't let this nonsense ruin it
00:50:05The good vibes we both have
00:50:06Oh no, don't worry
00:50:07If you leave here tomorrow
00:50:08And such good friends
00:50:09That?
00:50:10Clear
00:50:11Hey, I've paid you for the whole month
00:50:12Oh, really?
00:50:13And where is the contract?
00:50:15Oh, now I understand Doña Concha
00:50:16Look how practical!
00:50:17Belén, a little bit of please
00:50:19That we dared
00:50:19They are very harmful
00:50:20No, no, I'm just fed up.
00:50:21To be the good one in the movie
00:50:22From now on
00:50:23I'm the one who does the dirty tricks here.
00:50:25You, get out of my house
00:50:26And you, go to hell
00:50:32Fuck
00:50:33Well, thank goodness I had gotten over it.
00:50:35About yours
00:50:37Well, at least
00:50:38No food has been cooked
00:50:39Emilio?
00:50:40Damn, it's because I'm positive.
00:50:41Do you want some?
00:50:43Well, I'll eat it myself.
00:50:46Mom, I'm going outside for a moment
00:50:48That?
00:50:49We're going to help Paco
00:50:51Choose a costume for this week!
00:50:52Okay, okay
00:51:05Goodbye, Mom
00:51:20Herbs
00:51:22Bea is arriving with the child
00:51:23We saw her from the balcony
00:51:25Let's go to the first one
00:51:25No, because I have a problem
00:51:27Isabel
00:51:27We're focused on what we're focused on.
00:51:29Come on
00:51:30Okay
00:51:31Because you told me
00:51:32That you were interested
00:51:33The where and the when
00:51:34And I wondered
00:51:35How am I going to find out?
00:51:36Where do they get married?
00:51:37Without asking them?
00:51:39Damn, well, by asking him
00:51:40To the guests
00:51:40And who are they definitely inviting?
00:51:42Well, to their parents
00:51:43They are the ones who pay for the wedding
00:51:44But of course
00:51:45Because they are gay
00:51:45Maybe they haven't come out yet
00:51:46From the closet
00:51:47And they don't know it
00:51:48Then I said
00:51:49Okay, he asks himself that.
00:51:49To the priest of his parish
00:51:51But then I remembered
00:51:52That the priests
00:51:52They still don't marry gay people.
00:51:53And when I was about to
00:51:54To throw in the towel
00:51:55I remembered
00:51:55Hey?
00:51:56From the courts
00:51:57I went there, I gave them their name
00:51:58And I asked him
00:51:59The date of the wedding
00:52:00AND?
00:52:01They don't give that information.
00:52:02But the process is fine, isn't it?
00:52:03Doesn't that make sense?
00:52:05Look, Teo
00:52:05You are here
00:52:06Wasting your talent
00:52:07Leave it
00:52:08Go back to the newspaper
00:52:09That they put you to the task of searching.
00:52:10I don't know, Bin Laden
00:52:11Something at your level
00:52:12But I don't want to go to the newsroom
00:52:14I prefer to work here with you
00:52:15Yeah, but I don't
00:52:18Can I be your secretary?
00:52:19What are you doing?
00:52:20Cleaning?
00:52:21I'll help you
00:52:28That?
00:52:33My keys
00:52:41Teo, leave it, please
00:52:42I don't want your help.
00:52:43Hey?
00:52:43And don't throw away that newspaper
00:52:45What is today's
00:52:45I also know how to cook
00:52:46And iron
00:52:47And I was a ski instructor
00:52:48I can teach you
00:52:48Whatever
00:52:49Just so I don't have to make photocopies again
00:52:51Mauri
00:52:52They stole my child.
00:52:53That?
00:52:54They turned me around for a moment
00:52:55To remove the key
00:52:55And it has disappeared
00:52:56No
00:52:57That's absurd
00:52:58Who are you going for?
00:53:00No
00:53:01What's happening?
00:53:02Do we negotiate or not?
00:53:04Under the trash
00:53:04And I'll get started on the bathroom.
00:53:05Okay?
00:53:08Either you give me back my son
00:53:09In 30 seconds
00:53:10Or I'll call the police
00:53:11This is a kidnapping
00:53:12Mauri does the same
00:53:13That my dog
00:53:14That he/she has nightmares
00:53:14And Stockholm syndrome
00:53:16Look
00:53:16I am against it.
00:53:17Of what they have done
00:53:17These ladies
00:53:18But you have to admit
00:53:19You've focused wrong.
00:53:20This whole olive-throwing thing
00:53:21Mauri
00:53:22Where is Cequiel?
00:53:24That you're worse than her
00:53:24No
00:53:25Violence
00:53:26No
00:53:26That we are civilized people
00:53:27My brother is not here
00:53:29I'll take you out
00:53:29The eyes
00:53:30What do you want?
00:53:31The 30,000 euros?
00:53:32Well, I'll give them to you.
00:53:33No
00:53:33See
00:53:34Wait
00:53:35Damn the king
00:53:46See
00:53:46In this house
00:53:47We do not negotiate with terrorists
00:53:48Where's the check?
00:53:49There
00:53:49It has to be
00:53:50On top of the table
00:53:50Mauri
00:53:51I'm taking Antoni with me
00:53:52I swear you'll never see him again
00:53:52Up to age 18
00:53:54Give it to us now
00:53:54Man
00:53:55And you avoid trouble.
00:53:56I swear I put it here
00:53:58Theo
00:53:59What a shame!
00:54:01What some people will do for money
00:54:03Did you pick up a white envelope?
00:54:04What was up here?
00:54:05Yeah
00:54:05I threw it in the trash
00:54:09Hey
00:54:10Where is my son?
00:54:14Hey
00:54:14But what is this?
00:54:15A collective history like that?
00:54:16I'm one of those who are out of the bag
00:54:17I'm washing my hands of it.
00:54:18It's the check from the belt-waving
00:54:20What's in the trash?
00:54:21What are you wasting your time talking about?
00:54:23Watch out for the gay man
00:54:24If they find him
00:54:25They're taking him away.
00:54:25No
00:54:25If you agree
00:54:26I share it with my friends
00:54:27Child snatchers
00:54:28Mauri's bags
00:54:28They are perfumed
00:54:29Yeah
00:54:29It smells like you can't distinguish smells in here
00:54:32Here's the dinner I made for you yesterday.
00:54:33Didn't you like it?
00:54:35Yes, yes, yes
00:55:04Yes, it was very crowded.
00:55:05Well, the check is a roll of kitchen paper.
00:55:07Because it's a little disgusting.
00:55:08Oh, it's okay, man.
00:55:10It is cleaned and strained
00:55:12I left the gay man outside
00:55:13Because of him, I'm going to smell like fish for a week.
00:55:15And some milk?
00:55:16Either we share it, or I'll tell you everything.
00:55:18The man olives
00:55:19Let's see how long the prize lasts
00:55:20Don't worry, we'll split it equally.
00:55:22Tomorrow we're all going to the bank together to collect it.
00:55:24Robri, I already told you not to mess with the neighbors.
00:55:26That's intense, isn't it?
00:55:27Two months unemployed and you've already crossed over to the dark side
00:55:29Well yes
00:55:29Yeah
00:55:30Well, I think that in the joy of the moment we should tidy up a little, right?
00:55:34Oh, no?
00:55:35So there they stay.
00:55:36When they grow legs, let them go on their own.
00:55:39Fuck it already
00:55:45Six trips to the landfill loaded with garbage
00:55:48I'm going to take a shower
00:55:49Oh, remind me to buy one of those pine-scented car air fresheners tomorrow because...
00:55:53We need to talk
00:55:55I think José Mí is secretly taking money from my purse.
00:55:58But for God's sake, how can you think that about the child?
00:56:01José Miguel is incapable of doing such a thing
00:56:03Besides, you're very absent-minded when it comes to money.
00:56:07Do you have any proof?
00:56:08Oops, sorry
00:56:10Well, I saw him rummaging through my bag, taking my credit card
00:56:15And when I got back I went to check my balance and I was missing 300 euros
00:56:18In short, the typical paranoia of a hysterical mother
00:56:21Maybe it has no relation at all
00:56:23Okay, Isabel, then you need to talk to him
00:56:25You are his mother for better and for worse.
00:56:28So what do I tell him?
00:56:30I don't know how to give scoldings
00:56:31It's organic, it destabilizes me
00:56:33Have you never scolded your children?
00:56:34No, that's how they turned out
00:56:37We're leaving, we've arranged to meet.
00:56:38José Miguel, sit down
00:56:39Your mother wants to talk to you.
00:56:41Okay, but hurry up, we're running short on time.
00:56:43Dad, do you want to talk to me too?
00:56:45No, son, not you, you can leave
00:56:46Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs.
00:56:49What's happening?
00:56:58Your father has something to tell you.
00:56:59No, no, Isabel, you have to tell him yourself
00:57:01No, I can't.
00:57:02Okay, let's come to an agreement.
00:57:03José Miguel, have you taken money from your mother's purse?
00:57:06I don't
00:57:07He saw you taking his credit card
00:57:09Oh, the card?
00:57:10Damn, how did you say money?
00:57:12José Miguel, don't make me mad
00:57:13But what partridge? What are you saying?
00:57:15But what do you want 300 euros for?
00:57:16What have I told you about drugs?
00:57:18But Dad, they were for a good cause.
00:57:20I've bet on a boxing match
00:57:22Oh, is that a good cause?
00:57:23Well, you're grounded.
00:57:24And you pay your mother back right now
00:57:25Hey, Dad, can you hear me?
00:57:27I've made a bet, I can't until tomorrow
00:57:30Well, there's no rush.
00:57:31Whenever you can
00:57:33Okay, honey.
00:57:33To your room right now
00:57:34No, not you, the child
00:57:36Oh, you make me feel like this.
00:57:38Don't you realize you can't go through life like this, José Miguel?
00:57:41Your dignity as a person comes before money.
00:57:43Oh yes, look who he went to talk to
00:57:44Those who are killing each other for a prize of some olives
00:57:48You are my role models
00:57:50And I am a child
00:57:51What do you want?
00:57:54Okay, you're right.
00:57:55What am I going to say to him?
00:57:57It's better to keep quiet
00:57:58Children are always right.
00:58:00They're like George Bushes
00:58:03Little ones
00:58:03Little ones
00:58:10The one on the poster is really good, huh?
00:58:13Okay, so when we get paid you can treat her to the hairdresser's
00:58:15Because my cousin has some amazing roots.
00:58:17Come on, Puma, sing us something
00:58:19I bet you're the one who gets the first slap.
00:58:22Puma, pay attention
00:58:23Draw combinations
00:58:24Hold the distance
00:58:26And if you see that things are getting complicated
00:58:27Patan los huevos
00:58:29That's illegal, isn't it?
00:58:31Yeah
00:58:31You are disqualified
00:58:32But he gets out of here alive.
00:58:33But wasn't this supposed to be beneficial?
00:58:35Yes, yes, it is
00:58:36But hey, just be careful.
00:58:38And add a little bit of accent
00:58:39You're supposed to be Mexican
00:58:42Come on, come on, champ
00:58:44Come on, give him what he deserves, yes
00:58:46Let's see how long it lasts
00:58:53Well, we're off to a good start
00:58:54Come on, champ
00:58:55No problem
00:58:57Where do I collect payment here?
00:58:58Just to get a spot
00:59:00There, let the air out, damn it
00:59:02Come on!
00:59:04See?
00:59:05This is what I call
00:59:06A typical shitty afternoon
00:59:07Accompany your girlfriend shopping
00:59:08To hold the clothes
00:59:09And to say yes
00:59:10You look very beautiful
00:59:10Unclear
00:59:11It's your plan to go to the movies
00:59:12It was the height of originality
00:59:13And of Romanticism
00:59:14At least for now
00:59:15I would drop you off at home
00:59:16We'd make out a little.
00:59:17On the landing
00:59:17And so happy
00:59:18Instead
00:59:18We would watch a movie
00:59:20With the blanket on top
00:59:21AND...
00:59:22And you will fall asleep
00:59:23Snoring with your mouth open
00:59:24I don't snore
00:59:25No
00:59:30My children
00:59:31Dad and I know
00:59:32You're in crisis.
00:59:32But it's okay.
00:59:33You're going to get
00:59:35The Camino de Santiago together
00:59:36To find each other again
00:59:37Love and passion
00:59:38Sorry?
00:59:39Behold
00:59:41Romanesque churches
00:59:43Unique monuments
00:59:44Tourist attractions
00:59:46And cultural
00:59:46Nibes, nibes
00:59:47I appreciate it.
00:59:47But it's just that I
00:59:48That thing about pedaling
00:59:48Like what...
00:59:49Here's a thousand euros
00:59:51For diets
00:59:53Well, I think
00:59:54It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:59:54No no
00:59:55And you meet people
00:59:55But you have to do it by bicycle
00:59:57Hey
00:59:58I did it myself.
00:59:59Nine years ago
01:00:28With some nun friends
01:00:30Maybe we could already
01:00:33See?
01:00:33If you tell me like that
01:00:35And I already see it as dirty.
01:00:41Dodge, damn it
01:00:42Dodge
01:00:42Go for it, go for it
01:00:43This one doesn't work
01:00:44He receives that.
01:00:47Let's go
01:00:48To be collected
01:00:49Wait, wait, wait
01:00:50That gets up
01:00:50What are you doing?
01:00:54Okay, I have another good one.
01:00:55Sure?
01:00:57Hey
01:00:57Hey
01:00:58It can withstand an assault, huh?
01:00:59Come on
01:01:00Come on
01:01:02Come on
01:01:03Damn, what a pain, right?
01:01:05This is surely beneficial.
01:01:06Listen, if he throws you again
01:01:07He's going to throw you.
01:01:08Don't get up again
01:01:09If it has already been remembered
01:01:11For the children of Rwanda
01:01:12You have already fulfilled your duty
01:01:13Getting up is silly
01:01:15No, no, no, no, no
01:01:16Well, I don't know.
01:01:17Now I see it
01:01:18It's the first fight
01:01:19Nor should we force it.
01:01:20You did very well
01:01:21We admire you very much.
01:01:23Yes, yes, yes
01:01:23Look, I'm going to do one thing
01:01:25I'm throwing in the towel, that's it.
01:01:26No, no, no, no
01:01:27No
01:01:27I'm fine, I can handle it
01:01:29Damn, give me
01:01:29I'm starting to feel a little guilty
01:01:35The one on the poster is really good.
01:01:40Come on, Puma, give it to him!
01:01:41You already have it
01:01:49Hi how are things?
01:01:50Sit down, I only have two minutes left
01:01:52Get comfortable
01:01:52Look, there are the magazines
01:01:53The films, the anti-clopedia
01:01:57Just kidding, okay?
01:01:58It's like they always say
01:01:59That women take a long time to get ready
01:02:01Well, nothing.
01:02:02If I explain it, it loses its appeal.
01:02:04I'll be right back
01:02:06No, no, no, no
01:02:07Wait, wait
01:02:07Wait, wait
01:02:09What is this?
01:02:11Telejefe, home service
01:02:12Yeah
01:02:13Now we're leaving
01:02:15Very good
01:02:20That?
01:02:20To the theater, right?
01:02:21Yeah
01:02:22And what are you going to see?
01:02:23Do gentlemen prefer blondes?
01:02:25No, Hamlet
01:02:26It's a new proposal from a French director.
01:02:29A little Freudian
01:02:30They all come out naked
01:02:32If Hamlet is sodomized by the ghost of his father
01:02:35It has been very successful in Paris.
01:02:37It's from a can, huh?
01:02:38The fact that?
01:02:39No, that Lucia
01:02:39It's from a boat
01:02:40That is dyed
01:02:41Look at your eyebrows
01:02:42Or if not, you can stroke his hair a little.
01:02:44And you open the root.
01:02:44You'll see
01:02:45How was the supermarket?
01:02:46Are you comfortable?
01:02:47At ease?
01:02:47No, no, no
01:02:48There are no real blondes in Spain.
01:02:50No, because the Swedish women arrived here.
01:02:51But all with condoms
01:02:52I've never dyed my hair.
01:02:53Look
01:02:54Do you like it?
01:02:56Yeah
01:02:57Shiny
01:02:58Silky
01:02:58So why are you dating her and not me?
01:03:00Don't get angry
01:03:02Lucía is a smart girl
01:03:03Very attractive
01:03:04And what about me?
01:03:05Well, I don't know.
01:03:06You are very nice
01:03:07No no
01:03:07I'm just fed up with being the nice one.
01:03:09The nice ones don't get any action
01:03:11I'm going to dye my hair, okay?
01:03:12I'm going to dye my hair
01:03:12Look
01:03:13Better tell her they're waiting for her at the car
01:03:14Hey, and in bed there's no comparison, huh?
01:03:16I've done rhythmic gymnastics
01:03:17I have very well-developed vaginal muscles
01:03:19Okay, I'm ready.
01:03:21Ah, Helen
01:03:22How are you?
01:03:23Well, here I am, sucking up to the boss a bit.
01:03:26Come on, little cakes, hurry up!
01:03:27You're arriving late to the theater
01:03:29No, let's go see a friend who's making his debut today instead.
01:03:31What is it, Hector?
01:03:32No, they're going to smash his face in.
01:03:33But hey, he's happy that I see him.
01:03:35I'll tell you along the way
01:03:38Climb
01:03:39Ambitious
01:03:39I didn't do any hair or leg work and loose
01:03:41What are you saying?
01:03:42What's wrong? Don't they watch soap operas?
01:03:44Everything needs to be explained to you
01:03:45Helen, the important thing is not to win, but to participate.
01:03:48And you're carrying tension!
01:03:50What a fighter you are, huh?
01:03:51I'm just tired of being the ugly duckling.
01:03:53Now I am the little duckling
01:03:56Finished
01:04:00Five
01:04:02Six
01:04:03Seven
01:04:05Eight
01:04:06Nine
01:04:07But this one is stupid.
01:04:09Child!
01:04:16I'm fine
01:04:17Are you sure, too?
01:04:18I'm fine, yes, I'm fine.
01:04:19With the children of Rwanda
01:04:25Hey, Roberto!
01:04:26I'm here!
01:04:28Come here!
01:04:29Puma!
01:04:30Come on
01:04:32Okay, great
01:04:33How are you?
01:04:34Very good, very good
01:04:35Come on
01:04:35Very good
01:04:38I've tired him out.
01:04:39You can tell, right?
01:04:40Roberto, are you okay?
01:04:42Do you want me to bring you a hot dog or something?
01:04:43No
01:04:43I'm fine
01:04:45I'm fine
01:04:47Look
01:04:48Lucia has arrived
01:04:50Lucia!
01:04:51Hey, hey, hey!
01:04:54Come on
01:04:55But who is that guy?
01:04:56Well, one
01:04:56You focus
01:04:58But what just put his arm around his shoulder?
01:05:01Let's go, fuck me
01:05:02I'm going to kill him, huh?
01:05:04Should I kill him?
01:05:04Yes, yes, yes, calm down.
01:05:05Hey?
01:05:05Hey?
01:05:06Hey?
01:05:06Hey?
01:05:09Hey?
01:05:10You have to learn to turn on again, to add and to subtract.
01:05:12And that's very heavy.
01:05:13Holy shit, he's the pretty boy.
01:05:16Come on, let's go, smoke
01:05:17Come on, come on, let's go
01:05:19Come on, come on
01:05:20Come on, let's go
01:05:22Again
01:05:23You!
01:05:30But what does he do?
01:05:31Watch out, man
01:05:31That's how this kid makes a living.
01:05:33And what did you say to him?
01:05:36And you go, he's getting excited.
01:05:37Has Rocky seen it?
01:05:38But he told me to come?
01:05:40No, no, no, no
01:05:43Mother, she got herself into this mess.
01:05:46Get up, get up
01:05:47One
01:05:47Lift
01:05:48Two
01:05:48Come on
01:05:49Three
01:05:50Come on
01:05:51Four
01:05:51Five
01:05:54Six
01:05:55Seven
01:05:56Eight
01:05:58Nine
01:05:59Come on?
01:06:00Come on!
01:06:01Already?
01:06:01Already?
01:06:02Yeah?
01:06:06Cattle!
01:06:07Lucia!
01:06:08Won!
01:06:09Won!
01:06:11Was that the boyfriend?
01:06:12Yes, yes. A silly four-year thing, but come on, it's nothing.
01:06:19Hey man, what's up? What's going on? You cheer us up?
01:06:22Yes, yes, yes. It's been a lot of intense emotions.
01:06:28Don Federico, some people are coming to cash a check in pretty bad condition.
01:06:31I've told them we can't pay them, but they insist on talking to you.
01:06:35Are they bank customers?
01:06:36Federico! Federico!
01:06:38Federico! You go, my friend will surely pay for it.
01:06:42These are my neighbors. Juan, Andrés, Mauri, the chunga, the hierbas, and Concha, who is almost a sister.
01:06:50Mauri is gay.
01:06:51Do you want to open an account?
01:06:53No, no, no, no, it's Friday and the line is really busy. Better to do it online, okay?
01:06:58The check has suffered an accident; something has fallen on it and stained it.
01:07:01Mustard, or rather, it tastes like Roquefort, we don't know for sure.
01:07:03But come on, it's perfectly legible. We prefer it on small bills, since we have to divide them up.
01:07:07How can it be read perfectly? You can't even see the amount...
01:07:10We'll tell you, 30,000 euros.
01:07:12The olive incident? Will you see it on TV?
01:07:14Yes, yes, I'd gladly pay you, but the machine won't read it. You'd be better off going to the cashier.
01:07:19and that he extends the new things to them.
01:07:20But you're the one paying, you crook.
01:07:23Don't worry, I'll go back to the supermarket and get a new one.
01:07:26No, no, no, no, we're all going with you. Don't get lost, it's for the bearer.
01:07:33Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good morning, goodbye.
01:07:35You've disappointed me, Federico. I'm about to cancel my account.
01:07:38Oh, I'm so sorry. Sign here, here, and here.
01:07:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to give you another chance. For the sake of our friendship, which is already long.
01:07:48years.
01:07:49Yes, many, many.
01:07:55Look, I really want to encourage reflection, okay? I'd like to open up a space for dialogue.
01:07:59No, I'm leaving, that's it.
01:08:00It's not necessary. But Belén is just playing the innocent, but she's a good girl.
01:08:04Oh, I didn't cry at all when Heidi's grandfather died.
01:08:07Did Heidi's grandfather die?
01:08:08Of course, when Clarita fell off the cliff in her wheelchair.
01:08:11He jumped in and gave his life to save her.
01:08:13No, nobody dies in Heidi.
01:08:15What do you mean, no? What about the dog?
01:08:16If Niebla was run over by a skier doing an off-piste.
01:08:19In that series, everyone fell like flies.
01:08:20Look, the only one who survived was the monkey.
01:08:22What monkey? That's Marco's.
01:08:24Of course, the one who looked after Heidi's sheep.
01:08:26Peter, that was his name.
01:08:27Pedro was the friend of Maya the Bee, the one with the smoke-eyed look.
01:08:30Well, it doesn't matter, I'm leaving.
01:08:32Belén, you have to give me back the rent money, okay?
01:08:34Well, you see, if I've won the olive lottery, I have 3,000 euros.
01:08:37Belén, reconsider that there is nothing among the leyos.
01:08:39It was just one crazy night, police handcuff me, nothing more.
01:08:42It doesn't matter, don't give any explanations?
01:08:44I'm sure there's nothing between you two.
01:08:45Sure?
01:08:46Well, I don't care.
01:08:48Today I'm bad, I'm bad, get out of here.
01:08:50Out of hatred, what?
01:08:52But, Belén, you're wrong, aren't you?
01:08:53You have a thyroid problem or something, huh?
01:08:55Yes, but today I'm going to get paid 3,000 euros and I'm going on holiday to Venice.
01:08:59where I'm going to meet the son of a Yankee tycoon whom I'm going to marry.
01:09:02And I'm going to go live on his ranch in Texas and I'm going to bust you guys just to mess with you.
01:09:06to everyone.
01:09:06You, you're going to end up alone, with a bun and 10 cats collecting garbage.
01:09:10And one day you're going to get electrocuted by the vibrator.
01:09:12And in two months the neighbors will find you with your body half devoured by cats.
01:09:16Well, well, well, you're going to be fired from your position as goalkeeper and you're going to end up on the street.
01:09:19messing around at traffic lights, cleaning for Brisles, and pushing your father
01:09:22in a shopping cart and looking in the trash for something to eat.
01:09:26No, because my father is friends with the nuns and they let him have dessert again.
01:09:28Well, your life is much worse than mine.
01:09:31Whatever you want, but the half-monkey appeared in Heidi.
01:09:35Do you realize that this is the typical situation in which we end up...
01:09:39Emilio?
01:09:41What does she want?
01:09:42What do you want?
01:09:42What's it to you?
01:09:44Look, darling, I've been thinking about it and you're absolutely right.
01:09:46We argued over something trivial.
01:09:48We'll be back.
01:09:49And besides, we can't let a keychain with the internal components ruin what we have, right?
01:09:54No?
01:09:54Of course not.
01:09:58But what do they see in him?
01:09:58He's just an average, run-of-the-mill Portuguese player.
01:10:00One from under the pile.
01:10:02Belén, I have something, I have a gift.
01:10:04I'm sorry, but if you can't stand that your ex is with someone else, that's not my problem.
01:10:08I don't know, go to a psychologist, travel.
01:10:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:10:11If she told me that she was going to Venice to marry Bus, or I don't know what
01:10:14he told me.
01:10:15See how great that is?
01:10:16Come on.
01:10:17Well, he cheated on you with my roommate.
01:10:21What a liar! She lives alone.
01:10:23The poor thing.
01:10:31Yeah!
01:10:32Belén, can you tell me where you are?
01:10:34Are they going to fire you?
01:10:35Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:10:37Now, about the supermarket, they're going to be in big trouble.
01:10:42Mr. Montero.
01:10:43Mauricio.
01:10:44What's up?
01:10:44How are you?
01:10:45I just sent you a copy of your photo with the olive man.
01:10:48Okay, I'll put a frame on it.
01:10:50And if I've come for something else, I've had a little problem with the check.
01:10:53Get him a new one, they won't accept it at the bank, it won't go through the machine.
01:10:56It is my family who, like the check is in the bearer's name, have insisted on accompanying me.
01:11:00This neighborhood is dangerous, you know?
01:11:01Well, you can make him a new check, right?
01:11:05Come on, I'm saying this because of the supermarket's image.
01:11:08No problem.
01:11:09I'll go to my office and make you another one.
01:11:11Hey, out of curiosity, what did you do to him?
01:11:13The grandmother took it to show it off at the retirement home.
01:11:16And since the carrier was in that state, a real mess ensued.
01:11:19The droppers and the zacatacas were flying, what for?
01:11:22The problem is that we receive very little pension.
01:11:24Wait here, I'll be right back.
01:11:27Lucia, will you come with me?
01:11:29These two are involved.
01:11:31Did you see the way they were looking at each other?
01:11:32Please, Concha, take the gossip outside, we're risking a lot of money.
01:11:38Man.
01:11:40I was going to suggest we go to the movies tonight,
01:11:42But after going to a boxing match on their first date,
01:11:45It's like the bar is set very high.
01:11:47No, no, no, no.
01:11:48It doesn't matter, you make the suggestion.
01:11:49I also like doing normal things as a couple.
01:11:51Man.
01:11:52The happy couple is here.
01:11:54Belén, you're a little late, aren't you?
01:11:56I don't give a damn.
01:11:57And do you know why?
01:11:58Because I'm quitting, I don't need this job at all.
01:12:01Now I have money.
01:12:02Nativity scene.
01:12:03Oh, and that little goody-two-shoes you like so much,
01:12:05He's been pulling your leg just like I have.
01:12:07We've told our neighbors about the olive incident
01:12:10And now we're going to collect our share.
01:12:12You don't know that you can't trust blondes.
01:12:16Which neighbors?
01:12:17Those?
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:22What's here?
01:12:23Look, that's really useful for me to know,
01:12:25because they had cashed the check
01:12:27and was about to give them a new one.
01:12:30Ah, no, let me explain.
01:12:31I have psychotic disorders.
01:12:33And I'm taking medication...
01:12:34Yes, yes, you shouldn't have hired her, right?
01:12:36I cheated on the psychometric test.
01:12:38Are you taking a long time?
01:12:39Is there a problem?
01:12:39No, no, there's no problem.
01:12:43But what does he do?
01:12:44Well, let your neighbors explain it to you.
01:12:48And you're fired.
01:12:50But all in good fun, okay?
01:12:51I'll pick you up at nine.
01:12:53Okay, can you give us a coherent explanation right now?
01:12:57Or should we start throwing bottles of bleach at you?
01:12:59My life is a piece of shit.
01:13:01I can't even be good at being mean.
01:13:03Poor thing!
01:13:04Slut and stupid.
01:13:06Honey, I'm going to sniff glue at the stationery store.
01:13:10I'll be right back.
01:13:16Look, when you take things out of proportion
01:13:17You enter into a mental dynamic that is not right.
01:13:19The neighbors have gone a little too far.
01:13:21They're just minor squabbles that come with living together.
01:13:23It's normal when you live in a community.
01:13:24Oh, right, have your child kidnapped.
01:13:26It's normal for a supermarket prize.
01:13:27It's like when they take up the clothesline.
01:13:29It's obvious you're involved with a lawyer.
01:13:31What way to turn everything around?
01:13:32Look, Mauri, it's okay.
01:13:34Rosa has returned from the angels.
01:13:35I'm going back with her
01:13:35And whenever you want, you can come and see us, that's it.
01:13:37But why has he returned?
01:13:38If there's the Michael Jackson thing now.
01:13:39That's like the Disney World of lawyers.
01:13:41Mauri, why don't you sell this apartment?
01:13:42And the three of us bought a little chalet in the countryside?
01:13:44No, there are bugs in the countryside and things make noise.
01:13:47Furthermore, Rosa could find out while I'm alive
01:13:49without anyone noticing.
01:13:50They can't do anything to me here.
01:13:51so that those across the street know.
01:13:53Of course!
01:13:54Here we're like one big family.
01:13:56Thank you, Vicenta.
01:13:57Go to the bingo hall.
01:13:58No, it's just that I have the afternoon shift in the yard today.
01:14:02Mauri, look, I'm leaving.
01:14:08That's it, we've got it, we've got it.
01:14:09We have the gays.
01:14:10Well, I think I'll stay a little while, okay?
01:14:12Teo, I told you to stop and there's no need.
01:14:14No, I want to show you what I'm worth.
01:14:16Look at these photos.
01:14:17They are kissing.
01:14:18I called them and blackmailed them.
01:14:20Either you grant us an interview or we publish the photos.
01:14:22Oh, and I'm meeting them in five minutes.
01:14:24Where?
01:14:24You didn't think of staying here, did you?
01:14:26Mauri, please, I'm not new here.
01:14:28I know it's a secret investigation.
01:14:29I've arranged to meet at the entrance.
01:14:32Oh, who could it be?
01:14:36Shit, you followed me.
01:14:37Quick, hide, don't let me associate you with me.
01:14:39Get out of here, go away, get out of here.
01:14:41Mauri, you're outdoing yourself.
01:14:42We're going to have to request a restraining order.
01:14:44But you know each other.
01:14:45So, you're involved in this too.
01:14:47Go into the bedroom and don't come out.
01:14:48Look, let's settle this matter once and for all, okay?
01:14:50This kid has been following us for three days.
01:14:52That's a lie, huh?
01:14:52It's a bluff.
01:14:53They haven't been able to realize it.
01:14:54Ah, here, the mobile phone.
01:14:55That you dropped it while you weren't jogging.
01:14:57Thank you.
01:14:57Nobody has called me, have they?
01:14:59Your mother has called you three times, she's very worried about you calling her.
01:15:02Okay, I wanted to know when you were getting married, but only so I could give you the gift.
01:15:05I've hired a gospel choir and I don't know where to send them.
01:15:08Well, they should give you your money back because we're already married.
01:15:11That?
01:15:11Yeah.
01:15:11It just can't be.
01:15:12Yes, we're already married.
01:15:13Don't worry, we've saved the bouquet of flowers for you.
01:15:15Well, I don't get involved in marriages anymore.
01:15:18But then you're gay too.
01:15:20Teo, darling, come here, I'm going to make you some hot chocolate, okay?
01:15:23Well then, I hope you are very happy and, above all,
01:15:27that you haven't made a mistake.
01:15:30Come on, if you get divorced you know where to find me.
01:15:32Do you want to fit in the honeymoon fig tree?
01:15:33No.
01:15:36Hey, when did you and I get married?
01:15:38Maybe I just haven't been paying attention.
01:15:40It's the only way Mauri will leave us alone.
01:15:42without changing cities or having surgery.
01:15:45In other words, it was a lie.
01:15:46You are not married.
01:15:49Screw the plan.
01:15:50But you weren't looking out the yard.
01:15:52Yes, but Valentín controls the door.
01:15:55Should you come and tell me, or should I give my version?
01:15:59Pass it to me.
01:16:00So you didn't go there to support me,
01:16:02but to see how they would crush me and to make money.
01:16:04Well, one thing led to another.
01:16:06They were inseparable concepts.
01:16:08Roberto, we did it with the best of intentions.
01:16:10Which?
01:16:10Make money?
01:16:11Okay, maybe it's not the best, but it's good.
01:16:13But what kind of friends are you?
01:16:14Oh, I love it.
01:16:15People do silly things when they don't have money.
01:16:18Well, and when he has it too.
01:16:19Hey, losers, look what I bought!
01:16:21Thanks to the puma of Cancun.
01:16:26What the hell, how did you buy this?
01:16:29Well, I already bet my 300 euros on Roberto
01:16:31And it seems I was the only one who did it.
01:16:34See?
01:16:35This is a colleague.
01:16:37I love you, uncle.
01:16:39Well,
01:16:41Don't get all sentimental on me either.
01:16:42that I love you too.
01:16:45Why doesn't anyone love me like this?
01:16:47I love you too.
01:16:48Let's go to the goal club.
01:16:49Mariano, that's not believable.
01:16:50See?
01:16:50With that kind of personality, it's not really an option.
01:16:52Hey, does Dad know about this?
01:16:53Because he's going to get angry
01:16:54and they are unpleasantness,
01:16:55Whether you like it or not,
01:16:56They keep accumulating.
01:16:57Wow, you'll have to keep this safe in the goal.
01:16:59And Dad doesn't even know.
01:17:00José Miguel,
01:17:01Can someone tell me what this is?
01:17:02It's a motorcycle, Juan.
01:17:04Don't worry us.
01:17:05Mother,
01:17:06Here, take your money.
01:17:07And, sorry, huh?
01:17:09And take it,
01:17:09so you can buy her something nice,
01:17:11which never has any details.
01:17:13José Miguel,
01:17:13You are 12 years old,
01:17:14You cannot drive a moped.
01:17:15Get down from there right now.
01:17:16But if it's not a moped,
01:17:18It's 125,
01:17:19Look how it usually is.
01:17:20Let me,
01:17:20Let me see how it goes.
01:17:21and then we'll see.
01:17:23Come on.
01:17:23Hey, just so you know, I'm a motorcycle supporter.
01:17:25It's the solution to this traffic,
01:17:27our city.
01:17:28Juan, we have to be careful.
01:17:29Pretty, huh?
01:17:30The modern line.
01:17:32Let's see,
01:17:33Teach me how to start it,
01:17:34I don't understand this one.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Turn the key.
01:17:39The key.
01:17:40You press the brake.
01:17:40Yes indeed.
01:17:41And you press the button.
01:17:44Okay.
01:17:52Juan!
01:17:53Wow!
01:17:54This was bound to happen.
01:17:56Damn it, Dad,
01:17:56But be more careful.
01:17:58This stuff is really fast, huh?
01:17:58It's gotten hard.
01:17:59But what are you going to get up?
01:18:00You've hit the curb.
01:18:02No, no, no, no, no,
01:18:02Don't take my helmet off,
01:18:03that I may have injuries.
01:18:05No no,
01:18:05That's from before.
01:18:06The fall is not to blame.
01:18:07Oh,
01:18:08Juan,
01:18:08But how did you get your pants on?
01:18:10And you're not up for this kind of thing anymore.
01:18:13Dad,
01:18:13It takes you to the emergency room.
01:18:14Long live.
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