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00:00:21Nobody can live here!
00:00:23Not here! Not here!
00:00:29Son, you're going to live with Belén and that's very nice.
00:00:31It's going to be very hard for me to be alone
00:00:33But your happiness comes first.
00:00:35Dad, don't get all dramatic, you're having the time of your life.
00:00:38Of course, damn it, it took me 60 years to get a bachelor pad
00:00:41Hey, hey, hey, this goal isn't yours, let that sink in.
00:00:44I'm going to try this living together thing; if I don't like it, I'm going back.
00:00:47Ah, very nice, very nice
00:00:49If you plan to come live with me with that attitude, we'd better call it quits.
00:00:52Yes, man, now that we've uploaded everything
00:00:54So we lowered it
00:00:54You're going to be very happy
00:00:56Come on, get out
00:00:58The box, don't leave empty-handed
00:01:00Hey, don't push me and take it easy, okay?
00:01:02Come on
00:01:03Hey Belén, what time do you eat lunch at your house?
00:01:06What do you mean, what time do we eat?
00:01:08Well, it's to accommodate bad schedules, so as not to disturb anyone.
00:01:10You need to start fixing yourself.
00:01:12Leave us alone
00:01:13Okay, then we'll leave it at that.
00:01:15I'm up from two to two-fifteen
00:01:17May you be very happy
00:01:19Yes!
00:01:20Go inside now
00:01:21Here, the card is being chewed.
00:01:23Father can come for lunch on Sundays
00:01:25Giving one month's notice
00:01:26If I can't sniff, how well?
00:01:28He's being a tough guy.
00:01:29Well, let him look for a job.
00:01:31Come on
00:01:31But how is she going to work with that face?
00:01:33If he once started selling clients at a traffic light
00:01:34And the cars didn't stop even if they were red.
00:01:36What voices are those?
00:01:38It's not the right time.
00:01:39Oh, oh, excuse me, Mrs. Concha
00:01:40The thing is...
00:01:41Emilio was helping me carry the groceries upstairs
00:01:43The purchase?
00:01:44At two in the morning?
00:01:45Yes, she does it online, of course.
00:01:47They follow international time.
00:01:48And now let's see how I get back to sleep.
00:01:51This one has everything rigid
00:01:52Except for the eardrum
00:01:54Wouldn't it be better if we told the neighbors?
00:01:56That you're going to come live with me
00:01:58We're done with this mess.
00:01:59No, no
00:01:59My neighbors are throwing themselves at me.
00:02:01Velén, you have a long way to go!
00:02:03Come on
00:02:08I don't know why you're making such a fuss.
00:02:10If you're going to last as long as you want.
00:02:11All you needed was a toothbrush and a small saucepan.
00:02:13Hey, where can I put this?
00:02:15The trash can is under the sink.
00:02:17Careful, okay?
00:02:18These are collector's items.
00:02:19Honey, leave that in the room
00:02:20We'll see where we put it.
00:02:23And you could do your part, couldn't you?
00:02:26Further?
00:02:26Yes, I'm delighted
00:02:27I'm going to live with the goalkeeper
00:02:28It's a dream come true
00:02:29Alicia, don't go overboard, okay?
00:02:31That I have had to endure
00:02:32That you could bring uncles home whenever you felt like it
00:02:34Yes, but mine had breakfast and then left.
00:02:37What's wrong with you is that it bothers you that I'm happy.
00:02:39But how could you think that about me?
00:02:41Alicia, it pisses you off
00:02:42Well, a little
00:02:43But in a friendly way.
00:02:44Then I think about who you're with and it passes.
00:02:46And what is this thing you have in the bathroom?
00:02:48Do you want to leave my loofah sponge?
00:02:50Yes, well this is a sponge
00:02:51Yeah
00:02:52Okay, let's see how it goes
00:02:53Emilia, don't even think about using it
00:02:55Ali, if nothing has to change
00:02:57Well, all I ask is, please
00:02:59Don't touch my things.
00:03:00Are we friends or are we not friends?
00:03:02Yeah
00:03:02Are you going to make an effort?
00:03:05Yeah
00:03:07Thank you
00:03:09Aaah!
00:03:09Holy shit, my nipple
00:03:10How the loofah scratches
00:03:13I'll buy you another one.
00:03:20Here, here, here
00:03:21There is no one who lives
00:03:22Not here
00:03:23Not here
00:03:24Every day is like this
00:03:26I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:03:29I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:31I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
00:03:34Here, here, here
00:03:35There is no one who lives
00:03:36Not here
00:03:37Not here
00:03:38No, no, no
00:03:38Here, here, here
00:03:40There is no one who lives
00:03:41Not here
00:03:41Not here
00:03:42No no
00:03:43The house survived the rumba
00:03:44I can't find the goalkeeper
00:03:47My neighbors visit and listen to me
00:03:49I can't stand it
00:03:50In this place
00:03:52He's my daddy
00:03:52All my neighbors have them
00:03:53If not, come for my son
00:03:55Come to the bathroom
00:03:55Cousin, I love you and I teach
00:03:57Where the clowns cry
00:03:58Paco, they're robbing us.
00:03:59And the stones
00:03:59They have something to say about sin.
00:04:01Who's going to get off?
00:04:01Put it in a cocktail shaker
00:04:05You in an earthquake and a big mouth
00:04:08Yeah
00:04:11And you'll have this ladder
00:04:15Here, here, here
00:04:16There is no one who lives
00:04:17Not here
00:04:18Not here
00:04:19Here, here, here
00:04:21There is no one who lives
00:04:22The days are like this.
00:04:23I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:04:26I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:28And I wake up to his little one in the hurricane
00:04:31Here, here, here
00:04:32There is no one who lives
00:04:33Here, here, here
00:04:35There is no one who lives
00:04:35Here, here, here
00:04:37There is no one who lives
00:04:38No
00:04:42I don't understand
00:04:42Why do we always have to go
00:04:43Three o'clock shopping?
00:04:44Because we are a team
00:04:45If you don't distract the security guard
00:04:47And the shell doesn't come first
00:04:49From the camera
00:04:49I can't hide
00:04:51The radio batteries
00:04:52Just wait until they catch us.
00:04:53And don't let us in again.
00:04:55It's the cheapest supermarket
00:04:57Good morning
00:04:58Hello
00:04:59Hello
00:05:00And who is this?
00:05:13He's gone into the house of the grass
00:05:15Of course, since her husband is a fugitive.
00:05:17Take advantage of the situation to bring men into the house
00:05:20Don't be so suspicious, man
00:05:21Surely only his camel
00:05:22Poor Andrew
00:05:23But why would the police be looking for him?
00:05:25Isa Yoga Center
00:05:27But what has gone on here?
00:05:29Don't know
00:05:29But it smells like weed
00:05:31Calls
00:05:34The doorbell has changed.
00:05:35Well, that hasn't been tested in a meeting.
00:05:39Herbs
00:05:40What have they set up here?
00:05:41I can't help you right now
00:05:42If you are interested
00:05:43Here are the schedules and prices
00:05:45The next class is at four
00:05:47Ah
00:05:48But comfortable clothes
00:05:50And now
00:05:52What are they all doing on the ground?
00:05:54She's started a cult
00:05:57But is there free love here?
00:05:58Or how does this work?
00:05:59And the president doing nothing.
00:06:00Well, he's going to find out.
00:06:02Moved, moved
00:06:03Poor Andrew
00:06:05Where could it be?
00:06:08Dad, breakfast
00:06:10Did anyone see you go up?
00:06:11No, no, nobody saw you
00:06:12But Dad, this is disgusting
00:06:14How long are you going to stay hidden here?
00:06:15You're like the ghost of Canterville
00:06:18Stay calm
00:06:18The police have already come to pick me up once.
00:06:20They will come back in two days
00:06:22And then they'll leave me alone.
00:06:24You see?
00:06:25As if I were Bill Laden
00:06:27Man, tax evasion
00:06:28And falsification of a public document
00:06:29Not bad
00:06:30Pussy
00:06:30If we all start making invoices
00:06:33We destroyed the Amazon in two years
00:06:36Mom's taking it badly, isn't she?
00:06:38Man
00:06:39Bad, bad
00:06:40It's better than ever.
00:06:41She has set up a yoga academy at home
00:06:42But this woman
00:06:44Why does he get involved in business?
00:06:45If you don't understand
00:06:46Well, he's making a fortune.
00:06:48Oh, really?
00:06:50Tell him to come up sometime
00:06:51To give me a little kiss or something, right?
00:06:54Yeah
00:06:55Come on
00:06:56Cheer up, Dad.
00:06:56Resist
00:06:57You're the Che Guevara of the building.
00:06:59Goodbye, Commander
00:07:00Less joking around, okay?
00:07:02And don't let the neighbors find out.
00:07:03That I am here
00:07:04They're capable of charging me rent.
00:07:08Hey
00:07:08And let's see if we can put in a little more effort.
00:07:10With breakfast
00:07:14Let's see one last time
00:07:15Whose turn was it to do the dishes today?
00:07:16Okay, it was my turn.
00:07:17But yesterday I changed this shift
00:07:18And she said yes.
00:07:18What are you saying?
00:07:19Don't freak out
00:07:20If I haven't already done the bathroom
00:07:21Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:07:21From now on, shifts will not be changed.
00:07:23And my weekly three-color plan continues.
00:07:24Strictly
00:07:25Natalia, go wash the dishes.
00:07:26But it's not my turn.
00:07:27I don't feel like it.
00:07:27You won't obey me, will you?
00:07:28José Miguel, go wash the dishes.
00:07:29Yes, of course, of course
00:07:30You don't care about anything, do you?
00:07:32Okay, very good.
00:07:32Well, me too.
00:07:33Ah, domestic anarchy.
00:07:35See?
00:07:35These things didn't happen with Mom.
00:07:36It was a human steamboat
00:07:38Yes, but it's no longer there
00:07:39Well, yes, it is.
00:07:40But as if I weren't there
00:07:41You know the face he's going to make
00:07:42If he wakes up from the coma
00:07:43And she sees that everything is unwashed.
00:07:44Man, if he wakes up
00:07:46The hospital will notify them.
00:07:47We have time
00:07:47José Miguel, for God's sake!
00:07:49But what did I say?
00:07:50Look
00:07:53Sausage
00:07:53Very well, ma'am
00:07:54Anything else?
00:07:55What do you think of this?
00:07:57Man
00:07:5890 euros registration fee
00:07:59I think it's expensive.
00:08:00But they say yoga
00:08:01Peace of mind
00:08:02And you need it
00:08:03He doesn't realize
00:08:04That the grass
00:08:05A yoga-centrator has been set up
00:08:06Not even his apartment
00:08:07It's a cult
00:08:08They all look like they're on drugs.
00:08:09On the ground
00:08:10And some really weird people get on.
00:08:11With a beard
00:08:12But well, that's very serious.
00:08:14According to the statutes
00:08:15It is strictly forbidden
00:08:16Set up any type of business
00:08:17In the homes
00:08:18From this our community
00:08:19Well, he's gone too far
00:08:20The statutes by the lining
00:08:21The grass is that of the dead fly
00:08:22But look at her
00:08:23He threw Paloma out into the yard
00:08:25Her husband's whereabouts are unknown.
00:08:26Maybe he killed him
00:08:28And he's made croquettes
00:08:29That one's more of a snake than your wife.
00:08:30May he rest in peace.
00:08:32She's not dead
00:08:33He is in a coma
00:08:33Well, but he's resting, right?
00:08:35Drop the subject of my wife already
00:08:36And go to that house
00:08:37I hereby call an extraordinary meeting
00:08:39So that Isabel can close
00:08:40That yoga business
00:08:40Immediately and swiftly
00:08:42Oh, and people with beards.
00:08:44It's not rare
00:08:45Juan, little one
00:08:47Snow
00:08:47But what are you doing here?
00:08:48I missed you so much
00:08:50Hello
00:08:50Hello
00:08:51How are you darling?
00:08:53Throwing
00:08:54Don't worry.
00:08:55I'm already here
00:08:56And now that Paloma is gone
00:08:59We can see each other without worry
00:09:04And who is this?
00:09:05Okay, okay, okay
00:09:06How's Radio Patio doing?
00:09:08She's already been found another one
00:09:11I don't want to discourage you
00:09:12But you've messed up.
00:09:13Why are you going to live with Belén?
00:09:15Is she pregnant?
00:09:16No, no
00:09:16That we love each other
00:09:17Now Belén and I are serious
00:09:18Look, I'll give you a month, okay?
00:09:19And this one?
00:09:20Shut up already, damn it
00:09:21They're going to be very happy
00:09:22Dad, what are you doing with the subway?
00:09:24I could fit a jacuzzi perfectly in here.
00:09:26But how are you going to put a jacuzzi there?
00:09:27Everyone can see you
00:09:28That makes foam.
00:09:29He doesn't look ignorant at all
00:09:31How obvious it is that he hasn't traveled the world?
00:09:33Paquito, if he's put up with this
00:09:34How could I not put up with Belén?
00:09:35But it's not the same thing, Emilio
00:09:36You've never lived with a woman.
00:09:37Come on, neither are you.
00:09:38Yes, but I've seen a lot of movies about couples.
00:09:40The ones from Laurel and Hardy don't count, okay?
00:09:41Paquito, when two people love each other
00:09:42The most beautiful thing there is is coexistence.
00:09:45Can you help with this?
00:09:46What does it weigh?
00:09:46I was paying for the taxi
00:09:47If you don't mind
00:09:50Why did you bring two suitcases?
00:09:51What if you've been in a bikini all day?
00:09:53How's the Caribbean?
00:09:54Little couple
00:09:55Joludo!
00:09:56Come on
00:09:56If it's with Roberto
00:09:57You have a good time anywhere
00:09:58Ah, wait
00:09:59That now it's my fault
00:10:00I was the one who chose the trip
00:10:01I didn't choose it
00:10:01Because you never choose anything
00:10:02What do you mean, no?
00:10:03I wanted to go to Gandía
00:10:04To my parents' apartment
00:10:05But the girl wanted to go to the Caribbean
00:10:06But that's really nice, isn't it?
00:10:08The fact that?
00:10:08The hotel
00:10:08Because there is nothing else
00:10:09The rest, wild jungle
00:10:10Roberto, that's where he's going to rest
00:10:12And to sunbathe
00:10:13He refused to do anything
00:10:14Neither Windsor, nor Bella, nor Aquarobing
00:10:15Nothing
00:10:15Some mosquitoes
00:10:16They didn't sting you.
00:10:17They raped you
00:10:18But if he slept hugging the insecticide
00:10:20Damn, then they should train them
00:10:21Or at least that they help you
00:10:22Take the suitcases
00:10:22Now that's true
00:10:23Drunk all day
00:10:24Drinking mojitos at karaoke
00:10:25Because it was necessary to amortize
00:10:26The bracelet of the noses
00:10:27Do you want to remove it now?
00:10:28Please, how embarrassing.
00:10:28But I can't, man.
00:10:29My wrist has swollen
00:10:30With the stings
00:10:31Well, look
00:10:32Leave it alone, okay?
00:10:33And we're going to try to forget
00:10:34This little trip as soon as possible
00:10:41This is a joke, come on
00:10:42Hey
00:10:43Well, nothing much.
00:10:44You'll have to show me the photo.
00:10:45If you reveal it
00:10:46The truth is that
00:10:47You're right, aren't you?
00:10:49Long live the couple
00:10:50Luck
00:10:51And this
00:10:51Leave me alone, now!
00:10:54Aunt
00:10:54Nothing, huh?
00:10:55I'll take all the suitcases upstairs.
00:10:59Okay, Bea
00:11:01Cry a little
00:11:03No, but cry harder, woman
00:11:06Yes, it works, Mauri.
00:11:08Relax
00:11:08In addition, study for three months.
00:11:10By the time the child is born
00:11:11This item is no longer under warranty.
00:11:12Okay, I'm going to the gym.
00:11:13Are you crazy?
00:11:14What do you want?
00:11:15To cause irreversible damage
00:11:16To our son?
00:11:17But what if I'm only going to do aerobics?
00:11:18Clear
00:11:18Would you like to be there?
00:11:20Growing you
00:11:20And that your mother started jumping around
00:11:22While listening to cod
00:11:22That's how they turn out.
00:11:23At 16 years old
00:11:24Lost pillboxes
00:11:25No, no, no, no
00:11:26What you have to do
00:11:26It's lying down here
00:11:27I'll put on some Mozart for you
00:11:28And I'll tell you what I've read
00:11:29About water birth
00:11:30Which is by far the best
00:11:31Mauri
00:11:32You have nothing to do, do you?
00:11:33Write an article
00:11:34Browse the internet a little.
00:11:35No way, my computer is broken
00:11:37And I called technical support
00:11:38Hey, why don't we choose a crib?
00:11:40There is one with three colors.
00:11:41With electric lumbar support
00:11:42Mauri, for
00:11:44You don't realize
00:11:45What are you taking refuge from?
00:11:45In fatherhood
00:11:46To fill the gap
00:11:47What Fernando has left behind
00:11:47And on and on with Fernando.
00:11:48I'm over it.
00:11:49She got overwhelmed and left
00:11:50He's an idiot, he already is.
00:11:51All I want is
00:11:52It's about being a good father
00:11:52But if you're going to be
00:11:54But there's still a long way to go.
00:11:55Relax
00:11:57What you need
00:11:57It's about going out with someone
00:11:58I can introduce you to people
00:11:59No, I don't need to.
00:12:01Going out with no one
00:12:01I'm no longer interested.
00:12:02I'm not interested
00:12:03The relationships
00:12:04I'm not interested in men
00:12:05And I'm not interested in sex
00:12:07Hi, I'm Jaime
00:12:08From the technical service
00:12:09I've come to repair a computer.
00:12:11Hello
00:12:12Hello
00:12:13Jaime
00:12:13Yeah
00:12:16Is...
00:12:17Ah, come in, come in
00:12:17Happens
00:12:19Sit down
00:12:22So, how's everything?
00:12:23Very good
00:12:24The computer?
00:12:25Yes, at the bottom
00:12:26I'll go with you
00:12:27Don't get lost
00:12:28Mauri, I'm going to the gym
00:12:30Let's jump
00:12:30And to make the child a little dizzy
00:12:32Okay, okay
00:12:32Have fun
00:12:33Me too
00:12:34What's wrong with him?
00:12:35Well, it turns off whenever it feels like it.
00:12:36And so it turns off
00:12:38Whenever he feels like it
00:12:39I think it must be one of those viruses
00:12:40Ah, well, then it won't take long at all.
00:12:42Well, but there's no rush either.
00:12:43I mean, maybe they have more things
00:12:45I just don't understand
00:12:46Computers
00:12:47Okay, let's see
00:12:48What's around here?
00:12:52Let's see
00:12:53Hey, Dad
00:12:53And how long do you say Aunt Nieves is going to stay?
00:12:56He hasn't specified it
00:12:56A few days
00:12:57How many?
00:12:58I don't know
00:12:58I'd say until the weekend
00:13:00Then he'll have to leave
00:13:01She has her own life
00:13:02But what if he lives alone and doesn't work?
00:13:03He sold the dry cleaners
00:13:04We've screwed up
00:13:05We've screwed up
00:13:06Aunt Nieves is here to help us in these difficult times
00:13:09That Mom had her differences
00:13:11That's why you haven't had much to do with her.
00:13:12And you haven't even grown fond of it yet.
00:13:14If we add another trauma to the trauma of having a mother
00:13:16The consequences may be irreversible
00:13:18And I don't get along with the school psychologist.
00:13:21I know what you're talking about.
00:13:23Are you waiting for Aunt Nieves' little gifts?
00:13:26Yeah
00:13:26They were just telling me that.
00:13:28Right?
00:13:30This one's for Natalia
00:13:32And this one's for the house rivalry
00:13:34You didn't have to bother
00:13:36Man, a stuffed frog
00:13:37Excellent
00:13:39Thank you so much
00:13:40No, no, no, wait
00:13:41Squeeze his tummy, you'll see
00:13:45I love you very much
00:13:47Let's go to bed
00:13:48They tell him that a lot at school.
00:13:51Do you want to open your gift now?
00:13:52Okay
00:13:55A car
00:13:56That's cool, isn't it?
00:13:58And the doors open and everything
00:13:59Clear
00:14:00So you can play in an analog style
00:14:02That video games can make you have seizures
00:14:04And now, come on
00:14:05To the room that Dad and I share
00:14:08And we need to fix this
00:14:10Nieves, I really appreciate your support.
00:14:12But you don't need to bother, really.
00:14:14No, Juan
00:14:15That you are sunk
00:14:16You are overwhelmed by the circumstances
00:14:18Man, sunk
00:14:20Sunk, sunk
00:14:21And that's normal.
00:14:22But let's take a positive view.
00:14:24Paloma was too little of a woman for you
00:14:26Eye
00:14:27I don't mean to say that I'm happy about what happened
00:14:29Because misfortunes are always misfortunes
00:14:31But...
00:14:31Nieves, we all have hope
00:14:33That Paloma recovers and returns home
00:14:35Of course
00:14:36And if she wakes up, I'm the first one there.
00:14:38I'm glad and I'm leaving
00:14:39But we have to be prepared
00:14:41For the worst, huh?
00:14:43Yeah
00:14:44That's true
00:14:45And you can't do it all alone, Juan.
00:14:48I have been president of my community
00:14:50Seventeen years old
00:14:51We Cuestas are a lineage of rulers
00:14:54Like the Kennedys
00:14:55Of course
00:14:56We rise to the challenge in the face of adversity
00:14:58How many chairs should I put out?
00:15:00I'm looking forward to meeting the neighbors.
00:15:06Yes
00:15:06Mr. Cuesta has a girlfriend
00:15:08With Paloma still in the hospital
00:15:10Even the dumbest person here can make watches.
00:15:13But hey, they're always meddling in other people's lives.
00:15:15They want to take care of their own things
00:15:17What things?
00:15:18But what is Mr. Juan going to call it?
00:15:19The horns on Doña Paloma, given what has been the problem?
00:15:21A little bit of please
00:15:22Respect for the memory of those in a coma.
00:15:24We're worried about you too.
00:15:25We heard you arguing with Roberto
00:15:27You'll have to cheat on yourself in the Caribbean
00:15:30Yes, with eight mulattos on a beach under a boat, ma'am
00:15:33Oh, oh!
00:15:34Detail!
00:15:35But will you leave the girl alone?
00:15:37If she is unfaithful to her boyfriend, she doesn't have to give explanations.
00:15:39But I haven't cheated on anyone?
00:15:41You don't have to give explanations
00:15:42You shut up, herbs, you're the first item on the agenda.
00:15:45You're going to leave here all warm and cozy, okay?
00:15:48Why me?
00:15:49If in these meetings it's best to remain silent
00:15:50And Fernando left her because she got pregnant.
00:15:53Do you see it?
00:15:55There he comes with his girlfriend.
00:15:56Attention, please, Mr. Juan is coming.
00:15:58Indeed, with a lady we don't know
00:16:00Hello, everyone
00:16:01First of all, I would like to introduce you
00:16:03Hey, and bring your dear one here
00:16:05With all the nerve
00:16:07You must have been so ashamed your beard should have fallen off.
00:16:09Will you let me finish?
00:16:10This is my sister Nieves
00:16:12Yeah, right, that won't fly.
00:16:14Show your face, like a man.
00:16:15I said she's my sister, and she is my sister.
00:16:17I don't need to give any further explanations.
00:16:19Correct
00:16:19That's right, they are brothers.
00:16:20I want to say that I'm very happy to be here.
00:16:23And I hope we all get along very well
00:16:26I'm going to spend some time with Juan
00:16:28Helping him overcome the terrible setback
00:16:31What has fate had in store for him
00:16:32Depriving him prematurely of his wife
00:16:34She threw it at him!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:36We're here!
00:16:37Does the whole family get involved the same way?
00:16:39Is it in the genes?
00:16:41Introductions made
00:16:41Let's get to the agenda
00:16:44There, there
00:16:44There's already hunger.
00:16:47First and only point
00:16:49Illegal business opening
00:16:50In this our community
00:16:51From the second B team
00:16:53Isabel has set up a yoga academy
00:16:55Flagrantly violating
00:16:57No, sorry.
00:16:58That's not the case.
00:16:58Because I have read the statutes
00:17:00Wow!
00:17:01The statutes have been read
00:17:06Thank you
00:17:06And there, what is prohibited
00:17:08It's about starting a business
00:17:09But I'm not looking to make a profit.
00:17:10I don't charge them
00:17:11They give me the will
00:17:13But what will?
00:17:14If the registration fee is 90 euros
00:17:16But I don't force them
00:17:17They pay me because they want to.
00:17:19You, if you want
00:17:20You have a 15% discount
00:17:21In the will
00:17:22Okay, let's proceed with the voting.
00:17:24Votes in favor of closure
00:17:25If you enjoy voting
00:17:27Vote
00:17:27But my academy stays where it is
00:17:29My students are on a mystical journey towards the Tao
00:17:31And I cannot cut off their spiritual growth.
00:17:34Isabel, but the thing is, here we all start our own businesses
00:17:36This is turning into a shopping center
00:17:37Clear
00:17:38We can install a sauna in the boiler room.
00:17:41And the dick I put up top at the multiplex cinemas
00:17:43If we care, we'll ignore the pleas, insults, and questions.
00:17:46I'm leaving you to it because I have five students in the lotus position.
00:17:49Isabel, don't force me to resort to coercive measures
00:17:51I am calling the state security forces
00:17:53Well, that's already bad.
00:17:54I remove the little plate from the door
00:17:55And that's a gathering of friends.
00:17:57I don't know why we're meeting.
00:17:58And here everyone does whatever they want
00:17:59Well, if weed is good, start a business.
00:18:03Us too
00:18:04Of course
00:18:05And I make wonderful cookies
00:18:06Vicenta, it's about making money
00:18:08There's nothing like a get-together to cap off the holidays
00:18:11Where are you going?
00:18:12Haven't we finished yet?
00:18:13I think so, huh?
00:18:14The people have spoken, and their voices have been drawn out.
00:18:16Like me, I'm leaving now.
00:18:21Juan, I'm really needed here, you know?
00:18:28Honey, I'm home now
00:18:30Hello my love
00:18:31Give me a kiss
00:18:34How was your day?
00:18:35Very good
00:18:35What is this?
00:18:36A detergent advertisement
00:18:37Now you discover a stain on it.
00:18:39There's so much envy on that sofa
00:18:40Ignore him
00:18:41Come
00:18:41I've prepared our first meal.
00:18:44Homemade lentils
00:18:46It turns out we had a pressure cooker.
00:18:48No, no, no
00:18:48But I had thought of something else.
00:18:49Look, since I'm having one of my silly moments
00:18:51We could go to the bedroom
00:18:52And cast the first one.
00:18:52Just as I don't see formal
00:18:53With an "I love you" at the end
00:18:54No no
00:18:54But that's better later
00:18:55More romantic at night
00:18:57Come on, get off
00:18:58I don't know how they turned out.
00:19:00But they smell the way they smell
00:19:03I'm here now
00:19:04Sorry for the snippet
00:19:05Ah, but this is included in the package.
00:19:06Where did you get these keys from?
00:19:08I've made a copy of yours
00:19:09You know my motto is not to bother anyone
00:19:12Be careful, I might forget.
00:19:13Okay, then have a piece of bread
00:19:14And you're going to drink it all at once.
00:19:15No, no, darling
00:19:16Yes, I've made a lot of lentils.
00:19:18Here it is
00:19:22Hey, Chati
00:19:23Aren't you coming to the table?
00:19:24Thank you
00:19:25I have my salad here.
00:19:26I prefer to let you eat as a family
00:19:28Man
00:19:28You're not going to buy me a salad
00:19:30With a good plate of...
00:19:32But milk
00:19:33Where are the lentils?
00:19:35It's because they have a lot of iron.
00:19:36Well, they're going to the bottom
00:19:37They turned out a little too soupy.
00:19:40Okay, come and try them.
00:19:41I'm nervous
00:19:42Yes, yes
00:19:47How are you?
00:19:49They're delicious, aren't they, Dad?
00:19:50Oh, delicious, delicious
00:19:51Very special
00:19:52Oh, how nice!
00:19:53Because they are the first lentils
00:19:55What am I doing with my life?
00:19:56I'm going to set a plate for myself.
00:19:58Son, in this house
00:19:59We need a dog
00:20:00What's the point of having a dog?
00:20:01So that it can be eaten
00:20:01All this shit
00:20:03Eat the classes
00:20:03I found his dream
00:20:04But how am I supposed to eat this?
00:20:06Go away, he's coming
00:20:07Would you like a little vinegar?
00:20:08No, for God's sake!
00:20:09Add vinegar
00:20:10This is a sin
00:20:10Well, I do.
00:20:11I'd almost add a little bit
00:20:12Let's see if the lentils come out
00:20:13Afloat
00:20:14Okay, I'll bring it to you now.
00:20:15They're good, huh?
00:20:16Belén has a hand
00:20:17In the kitchen
00:20:18And why don't you warn us?
00:20:19As you have told me
00:20:20I don't interfere in your relationship
00:20:21Ali, do you know where the vinegar is?
00:20:23How should I know?
00:20:24If I add soy sauce to the salad
00:20:25Hey, son
00:20:26Where was Bethlehem made
00:20:27That photo?
00:20:28The place sounds very familiar to you.
00:20:29Which photo?
00:20:30Dad, don't be a jerk
00:20:31And be still
00:20:31You throw everything away
00:20:34Oh
00:20:35But she's almost finished them.
00:20:36They're so delicious!
00:20:37People so lonely
00:20:38Come on, another little ladle
00:20:39No
00:20:39That would already be a
00:20:41And I am a very Christian.
00:20:42Yes, add a little more
00:20:43What did the doctor tell you?
00:20:44He needs to eat legumes
00:20:44No one goes hungry because of you.
00:20:46A little more
00:20:46A little more
00:20:47Yes, yes
00:20:47Woman, are you going to be left with nothing?
00:20:49No, I don't like them.
00:20:51Hey, son
00:20:52You have done this
00:20:53So that he doesn't come back, right?
00:20:55Eat and be quiet
00:20:55Look, without breathing
00:21:02What should I do, please?
00:21:04In the end, I think I'm going to throw it in.
00:21:05A little bit of vinegar
00:21:07Two more new ones?
00:21:08I've already seen it go up
00:21:1032 different
00:21:11The herbs
00:21:12He's making a fortune
00:21:14What does the peephole woman say?
00:21:16We need to start a business
00:21:17Let's think
00:21:18Leave it
00:21:19We already do that.
00:21:20So, what can we do?
00:21:23Well, to find out about things
00:21:24And criticizing people
00:21:26For that we need
00:21:27A television channel
00:21:28The pressure isn't enough for us.
00:21:29I cut hair, Valentin
00:21:31We can open a dog grooming salon
00:21:33Don't get confused
00:21:34If it's clear
00:21:35What makes the most money
00:21:36The fact that?
00:21:37The vice
00:21:47I can't take it anymore, really.
00:21:49Lucía and I are very different.
00:21:51Women fall in love with us
00:21:52And then they want to change us.
00:21:54Did she get involved with someone else?
00:21:55Change personality
00:21:56Not as a boyfriend, damn it
00:21:57Well, I'm very happy
00:21:58I've gone to live with Belén
00:21:59And for now, everything is wonderful.
00:22:02Well, almost everything
00:22:03What happened?
00:22:04How to cook
00:22:04The mother who gave birth to her
00:22:05Come on, it won't be that bad.
00:22:06Paquito, those lentils
00:22:07They find them in Iraq
00:22:08And he says they are the weapons.
00:22:09Mass destruction
00:22:10Well, cut off the gas to his apartment.
00:22:12And that's the end of the problem.
00:22:13Damn, what a great idea
00:22:14If the things you don't like
00:22:15From your girlfriend at the beginning
00:22:16They're even fun
00:22:17But you'll see when you get there
00:22:18Lentils after four years
00:22:19Oh, no, no, no
00:22:20But if she keeps doing them like that
00:22:21I don't survive that long
00:22:23I'm burned out, guys
00:22:24But burned, burned, burned
00:22:27Badly burned
00:22:28So, let's go
00:22:29What is burned
00:22:29Hey, if you want
00:22:30Meet my aunt Nieves
00:22:32That she is single
00:22:32Hey, just to try it out
00:22:34Dude, I'm serious
00:22:37This is a very serious crisis
00:22:40Do you know how many times
00:22:41We did it in fifteen days
00:22:43Of idyllic and paradisiacal
00:22:44A Caribbean vacation?
00:22:46A
00:22:48And he did it without taking off his clothes
00:22:49So that the little bushes wouldn't bite him
00:22:52Poor
00:22:53He was sweating.
00:22:54No, honey, it's not that serious.
00:22:55Me when I was dating my second boyfriend
00:22:57We didn't do it in six months.
00:22:58Did you cut it with him?
00:22:59Of course!
00:23:00He forgot about our anniversary
00:23:02Lucia, the problem is that
00:23:03That's too many hours together.
00:23:05Summer is the worst time
00:23:06For the couple
00:23:07It is proven that the largest number
00:23:08Divorces occur
00:23:09Upon returning from vacation
00:23:10Roberto is like
00:23:11An old man
00:23:13No?
00:23:13An immature old man
00:23:14I don't know, it's a very strange thing
00:23:16Well, he didn't want to.
00:23:17To do a marine solo
00:23:18Because it had to be done before.
00:23:19A course in the swimming pool
00:23:20He wanted me to make a fool of myself
00:23:21There he was, in the pool
00:23:22With the foreigners
00:23:22Frogman costume
00:23:24No, damn it, no
00:23:25Dignity above all
00:23:26Dude, if after four years
00:23:27Going out together
00:23:28You're doing it like this
00:23:29I see the solution very clearly.
00:23:30What you want
00:23:31It's so that Lucía can be free.
00:23:31To try and pick her up
00:23:32Well, I like it too.
00:23:34That needs to be discussed.
00:23:35No, you're right.
00:23:36The best thing to do is leave it.
00:23:38I have to tell him
00:23:40Even though it pisses me off
00:23:41Because the poor thing is really smitten with me.
00:23:43I'm going to break her heart
00:23:44Tell him that.
00:23:45Let's give ourselves some time
00:23:47Sounds good, doesn't it?
00:23:48It's like you don't break
00:23:49But you break
00:23:50And you get a huge weight off your shoulders.
00:23:51It always works for me.
00:23:52But how do you tell her that?
00:23:54What for you, uncles
00:23:55They are disposable
00:23:55It doesn't mean that she
00:23:56Go break up a relationship
00:23:57Due to a crisis
00:23:58The little princess from the story spoke
00:24:00Because she is happy
00:24:00In their little love nest
00:24:01Yes, ready
00:24:03Love is the answer
00:24:04John Lennon was right.
00:24:06No, if it's going to be for the best, then yes
00:24:08I need to break up with Roberto
00:24:10Oh, you poor thing!
00:24:11With how much he loves me
00:24:11Is he going to get a beating?
00:24:17Virus
00:24:17I want viruses
00:24:18But the dodgy ones.
00:24:18There are some that will be difficult to remove
00:24:19Yes, don't worry.
00:24:20If I put everything in you
00:24:21Trollanos, bucegos, sáser
00:24:23Can I load the operating system?
00:24:25Yes, yes
00:24:25Delete things
00:24:25I want a complete computer hecattomy
00:24:27Damn, how am I going to enjoy this?
00:24:28You liked the computer guy, huh?
00:24:30It's incredible.
00:24:31It was love at first sight.
00:24:32Now I understand
00:24:32What a housewife feels
00:24:33When the butane delivery man arrives
00:24:34I'm going to call him to come over
00:24:36Didn't you say you weren't interested anymore?
00:24:37Relationships?
00:24:38And I'm not interested.
00:24:39But flirting like that is so convenient
00:24:40You call him and he comes home
00:24:41Like a gigolo
00:24:42For an out-of-training person like me, it's perfect.
00:24:43Besides, this is my territory.
00:24:45I feel comfortable here
00:24:45I can unleash my charms
00:24:47Would you have thought
00:24:48In the remote possibility
00:24:49What if Jaime isn't gay?
00:24:50He's gay, look.
00:24:51If you see him
00:24:52Those things are noticeable.
00:24:54We are like the Jedi Knights
00:24:55The force is very strong within us.
00:24:57Well, I'm not so sure.
00:24:58It seemed to me
00:24:59More heterosexual than anything else
00:25:00You really like to think badly of people, huh?
00:25:02Besides, you're a lesbian
00:25:03You don't understand either of them
00:25:05Hi Jaime
00:25:05I'm Mauri
00:25:06This morning's customer
00:25:07Dude, I don't know what's wrong with him
00:25:08To my computer
00:25:09It's broken again
00:25:10And I have to deliver
00:25:11A very important article
00:25:12Could you come tonight?
00:25:14Like, really
00:25:16Urgency?
00:25:18At half past eleven
00:25:20Perfect
00:25:20Bye
00:25:21He's coming
00:25:21What else have I said?
00:25:23He's gay and he likes me
00:25:24Maybe he's coming
00:25:24Just because it's their job
00:25:25But I've given it a very clear date tone
00:25:27I've come on to her like crazy.
00:25:28Sure, sure
00:25:29People when they want something.
00:25:30What he's saying is, "Fix my computer."
00:25:32Okay, that's it, huh?
00:25:34I've made you a major mess
00:25:35Perfect
00:25:36How exciting!
00:25:37Let's see what wine I open.
00:25:38No, no, I don't drink
00:25:44Two, five, twenty-five
00:25:48Seventy-seven
00:25:49Seven, seven
00:25:51But seriously, what is this?
00:25:55Thirty-two
00:25:55Three, two
00:25:59Seventy-four
00:26:00Seven, four
00:26:01Line, line
00:26:02I have a line
00:26:03Okay
00:26:03The line has been loved
00:26:04Not the good lady
00:26:06They already have enough to change their cologne
00:26:07Can someone explain what this is?
00:26:08Three, yes
00:26:09Do you want some cardboard boxes?
00:26:10Marisa, Vicenta
00:26:10Can you step out for a moment?
00:26:12No problem
00:26:13I can manage on my own, you know.
00:26:14The line is correct
00:26:16Let's continue for bingo
00:26:20Sixty-two
00:26:21Six, two
00:26:22Hey, what's up?
00:26:23My numbers don't go into the draw
00:26:25Eighteen
00:26:26One, eight
00:26:27But how can it be a leisure center for senior citizens?
00:26:30That's an illegal gambling den.
00:26:31It is a very serious crime
00:26:32We are promoting cultural heritage
00:26:34So that Spanish customs are not lost
00:26:36Why don't they all go play pétanque?
00:26:38Because pétanque is French.
00:26:40It was invented by the Marquis of Petanque
00:26:41It's also very bad for your back.
00:26:43I don't care about that marquis.
00:26:44They're dismantling that den immediately.
00:26:46Of course
00:26:47With the scandal of that bingo
00:26:49My students can't concentrate
00:26:50And my chakras won't open
00:26:52Isa, if we respect each other
00:26:54There's enough cake for everyone.
00:26:55Be careful, okay?
00:26:56That we as friends are bad
00:26:58But as enemies we're worse.
00:27:00Are you threatening me?
00:27:02Should I call the police?
00:27:03Isabel, I am the president
00:27:04I'll take care of this
00:27:05I'm not saying anything.
00:27:06But I know how to cast the evil eye
00:27:08Oh, how scary!
00:27:11You need to be cursed out
00:27:12Nobody gets insulted here
00:27:14What needs to be done here is to remove this bingo
00:27:15Juan, yes, it's like yoga
00:27:17We make money by making people happy
00:27:19We're sure that deep down you
00:27:21You understand this beautiful initiative
00:27:23But ma'am
00:27:24Are they bribing me?
00:27:26No
00:27:26I just remembered it was your saint's day.
00:27:28Saint John the Reasonable
00:27:29Patron saint of those who keep their mouths shut
00:27:31Well, this is corruption.
00:27:32This is...
00:27:34That's 100 euros
00:27:35If things go well for us
00:27:37You're doing well
00:27:38Capichi
00:27:40Let's go inside
00:27:41They've sung bingo
00:27:41Tell Concha to shout less
00:27:43And they close at 10, okay?
00:27:44Yes, yes
00:27:46But Juan, what's wrong?
00:27:47They've set up a bingo hall right across the street.
00:27:48I am realistic about your situation.
00:27:49I already told him
00:27:50These ladies have lost all touch with reality
00:27:52But I feel bad calling social services, Maury
00:27:55That said, don't worry, I've been very firm.
00:27:56I've told them that either they dismantle all of that within two months
00:27:59Or I will take drastic measures
00:28:01Two months
00:28:02You know me, Maury
00:28:03Me when I get serious
00:28:04I'm getting serious
00:28:15Mom, the living room isn't the best place to give yoga classes
00:28:18You'll have to find a place.
00:28:19Today I found a man lying on my bed
00:28:21I pulled it while doing the crab pose
00:28:23He had to stretch it somewhere.
00:28:24Furthermore, whether you like it or not
00:28:26Now we're all making a living from this.
00:28:28The ghost in the storage room included
00:28:31Look, here comes Casper
00:28:33But if you can find out why you're downloading
00:28:34The neighbors will see you
00:28:36I need to pee
00:28:37I've been holding it in all day
00:28:39And there's no bathroom in that storage room.
00:28:41And at my age that wrecks your prostate
00:28:44Dear
00:28:45Wouldn't it be better if you went to jail?
00:28:47At least there's a bathroom there
00:28:48I will not surrender
00:28:50Let them find me and earn their salary
00:28:52That's what I pay my taxes for.
00:28:53It's because you don't pay them, that's why they're looking for you.
00:28:56Andrew
00:28:57All I want is for you to be happy
00:28:59Above
00:29:00Well, you don't talk to anyone.
00:29:01In prison you can talk to people
00:29:03Learn a trade
00:29:05Don't worry, I can go back home in a few days
00:29:07And I'll help you with yoga
00:29:08No, it's not necessary
00:29:10You're comfortable up there already, aren't you?
00:29:11Even if they don't look for you, you don't stay.
00:29:13After all, you finally have your space
00:29:15Your independence
00:29:17Can you tell me what you're doing?
00:29:19Well, I know, since I'm here
00:29:20Let me watch some TV
00:29:22The police might come unexpectedly.
00:29:24Don't worry, that way when they go I'll come back
00:29:26So, let's see if you two cross paths.
00:29:28And they hook you.
00:29:29Give me a little kiss
00:29:30Say that I said one
00:29:35Hey mom
00:29:36You're going through a bit of a marital crisis, aren't you?
00:29:40Us?
00:29:41No way?
00:29:42We're better than ever!
00:29:46What's happening?
00:29:55Are you OK?
00:29:56You've been quiet all day
00:29:57Yes I'm fine
00:29:59Are you okay?
00:30:00Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:30:01I'm a little tired from the trip.
00:30:03But...
00:30:03But okay
00:30:05Nothing's wrong with you.
00:30:06No
00:30:07And you?
00:30:08No, no, no
00:30:09If you want, we can talk.
00:30:11About what?
00:30:12I don't know
00:30:13So I'm to blame for everything?
00:30:15I do everything wrong.
00:30:16But you, on the other hand, are Ms. Perfect
00:30:17But that's not what I'm saying, Roberto.
00:30:19But admit it.
00:30:19You've become a bore
00:30:21Of course, it's your fault
00:30:22Look!
00:30:22Since we started living together
00:30:23You've tried to turn me into someone I'm not.
00:30:25And by wanting to become someone else
00:30:26You've turned me into someone else
00:30:28But into a different person than the one you wanted me to become.
00:30:30I don't know if I'm explaining myself well.
00:30:31No, but it doesn't matter
00:30:32All I wanted was for this to work.
00:30:34And if I've ever been more of a pain
00:30:36It's because I didn't see you happy.
00:30:37And since I didn't see you happy
00:30:38I felt guilty
00:30:39Because the idea of moving in together was mine.
00:30:41And it has always seemed to me that you came against your will.
00:30:43Okay, come on
00:30:45Don't cry, go on
00:30:46I'm not crying
00:30:47I empathize in higher tones
00:30:48With the occasional tear
00:30:49That's the definition of crying.
00:30:51Strangest thing I've ever heard.
00:30:52Well, look
00:30:53I don't know who is to blame for this
00:30:55But what is clear
00:30:55We can't go on like this.
00:30:58What's happening?
00:30:58Do you want to quit?
00:30:59I didn't say that.
00:31:00What's happening?
00:31:01Do you want to quit?
00:31:01No, no, no
00:31:02I asked first
00:31:03If you want to quit, we'll quit.
00:31:04So you want to quit?
00:31:06Let's see
00:31:06I'll quit if you want to quit.
00:31:08But why do I have to leave it?
00:31:09I don't know
00:31:09If you ask me if we should break up
00:31:10And you answer me with the same question
00:31:12Does that mean you want to quit?
00:31:13No, don't tell me you want to quit.
00:31:14Because I want to leave him
00:31:15Because then we left it.
00:31:16Since I'm the one who broke it up
00:31:16And I haven't stopped.
00:31:17You're the one who wants to leave it
00:31:18Because you asked first
00:31:19And if I answer you by asking you
00:31:20If you want to leave it
00:31:21It's not because I want to leave it.
00:31:22It's because you asked it
00:31:23You're making it very clear
00:31:24That you want to leave it
00:31:25I'm lost
00:31:26Do you want a beer?
00:31:27Yes, go ahead
00:31:27A beer
00:31:28It makes my throat hurt.
00:31:29From me
00:31:33Oh, damn
00:31:35How beautiful love is
00:31:36What a mess they're making
00:31:38Melen!
00:31:39This is the last straw.
00:31:40Emilio has caught my epilepsy
00:31:41To touch up your beard
00:31:42We agreed that he wouldn't touch my things.
00:31:44Well, you'd think it was mine.
00:31:45What do I have to do?
00:31:46Should we label everything?
00:31:47Well, I don't know.
00:31:47We'll talk about it later
00:31:49Come on
00:31:49You're going to be late
00:31:50Where to?
00:31:51Well, anywhere.
00:31:53Come on
00:31:53It's my first night with Emilio
00:31:55And I've prepared a romantic dinner.
00:31:56But I haven't arranged to meet anyone.
00:31:57Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:31:58You have where people
00:31:59Belén, we had arranged to meet
00:32:00That nothing was going to change
00:32:01And nothing is going to change.
00:32:02You go out to pick up women
00:32:03And I'm staying home
00:32:04I've already realized it
00:32:06If you don't go out with me
00:32:06We eat them
00:32:07What are single people like?
00:32:08Be the whole holiday
00:32:12Hello my love
00:32:13How was your day?
00:32:14Ugh, I'm exhausted.
00:32:16I have kidneys
00:32:17You're on your feet all day.
00:32:19Just imagine how bad I am.
00:32:20I'm going to jump into bed as fast as I can.
00:32:21No, Emilio
00:32:22I've prepared a romantic dinner for you.
00:32:25I was going to make you a stew
00:32:26But there's no gas.
00:32:27Oh, what a shame
00:32:28No, well, we'll order a pizza or something, right?
00:32:30No, no, no
00:32:31I've baked something for you.
00:32:33Ah, so you also know how to use the oven
00:32:37Look
00:32:37What a delicious escalivada I've made for you
00:32:39Did I scald?
00:32:40But that's not the one from The X-Files.
00:32:42Okay, I want you to try a little bit
00:32:44There
00:32:44That is
00:32:48How are you?
00:32:52There are no lentils for lunch, are there?
00:32:55No
00:32:57It's meant to be accompanied by this staircase
00:33:04Shall we have a drink?
00:33:05Come on, get dressed
00:33:06Alicia, I'm sorry, it's not the time for parties.
00:33:08We are in the middle of a discussion.
00:33:10Don't get carried away, we've already talked about it.
00:33:11Leave him alone and let's go get a drink
00:33:13You'll have to go and live your life.
00:33:14Oh, so you were going to leave me
00:33:16Alicia, thank you very much, very timely.
00:33:18So you know
00:33:19I was the one who was going to leave you.
00:33:20In fact, my next sentence was "I'll leave you."
00:33:21Honey, don't get defensive, okay?
00:33:23I know it's very hard for you.
00:33:24What is hard for me?
00:33:25But no way!
00:33:25I'm laughing my head off
00:33:27Oh, you're laughing your head off?
00:33:28Yes, I'm dying laughing.
00:33:29I don't give a damn.
00:33:30Well, I'll throw myself on the floor, come on
00:33:31I, I, I, I'm throwing a party
00:33:33Come on, I'm going with Alicia to celebrate!
00:33:35No, what the hell?
00:33:35The three of us are leaving, wait
00:33:36Very good
00:33:37What do you mean you're going together to celebrate breaking up with her?
00:33:39No, no, don't worry, I'll go by myself.
00:33:43Hey, I don't mean to be a bother.
00:33:45So, what's the final decision?
00:33:46Did you break up with him or did I?
00:33:48Roberto, what else?
00:33:49No, no, no, no
00:33:49If I say it over the grapevine
00:33:51She let herself go!
00:33:53It's perfectly clear!
00:33:55Ma'am, go to sleep!
00:33:56I'm on duty today!
00:33:59Your computer is giving you trouble, isn't it?
00:34:02Yeah
00:34:03Don't worry
00:34:03I'm going to install an antivirus and a firewall for you.
00:34:06I won't take any time.
00:34:07Well, there's no rush, is there?
00:34:08A glass of wine?
00:34:09Okay, fine.
00:34:10Fuck
00:34:10How much candle
00:34:11What's up? Do you have a date?
00:34:13Well, yes, more or less.
00:34:17The Josemi virus
00:34:18Well, I wasn't familiar with this variant.
00:34:20That's serious, isn't it?
00:34:21I'm going to order food from the Chinese restaurant.
00:34:22Because this will pay off
00:34:23No way, it's just a minute.
00:34:24It's a very childish virus.
00:34:26The number of children touching the eggs
00:34:27Online
00:34:28I won't take any time.
00:34:29Hello, two spring rolls
00:34:30Fried rice, three delicacies
00:34:31Ternará with Chinese bamboo
00:34:33And two small bottles of soy sauce
00:34:34Thank you
00:34:35It's already on its way
00:34:36How's it going?
00:34:37Hey, I'm done
00:34:38Do you want me to restrict cookies?
00:34:41Yeah
00:34:42Yeah
00:34:43What do you want?
00:34:45Man, that's good.
00:34:47Hey, what am I saying?
00:34:48With this work schedule you have
00:34:50You'll hardly have any time left to go to the movies
00:34:52Going to do sports, I don't know
00:34:54Are you meeting up with someone?
00:34:55We do what we can
00:34:57There's always time for that.
00:34:59Okay, I'm leaving.
00:35:00Your girlfriend is here!
00:35:01Who?
00:35:02No, no, no
00:35:03If that's not my girlfriend
00:35:04It's Bea, a friend who lives here.
00:35:05I don't know what he's doing here because he's going to the movies.
00:35:06The movie had ended and I was cold.
00:35:08I've come to buy a jacket
00:35:09No, no, I thought you two were dating.
00:35:10I've seen all these baby things
00:35:11Well...
00:35:11No, it's because I'm pregnant
00:35:13But it's not mine, okay?
00:35:14We don't know who the child's father is.
00:35:16Not even she knows.
00:35:18It can be anyone.
00:35:19It's something that...
00:35:20Okay, I'll tell you later.
00:35:21Ah, I see, I see
00:35:22Mauri, don't exaggerate.
00:35:23It's because one woman has one wild night and they don't forgive her.
00:35:25Okay, I'm leaving.
00:35:26I'll send you the invoice, okay?
00:35:27Yeah
00:35:27Come on
00:35:27Send me the invoice
00:35:28Don't worry
00:35:29Thank you so much for coming
00:35:30Maybe it'll crash again.
00:35:32Why do I spend so much time on the internet?
00:35:33But if that's the case, I'll call you.
00:35:34And so deliciously
00:35:34But how could you even think of telling him you're pregnant?
00:35:36But how can you present me as if I were the nymphomaniac of the century?
00:35:38So that she would know we're not together
00:35:40When you arrived I was about to restrict my cookies.
00:35:43Oh, sorry to interrupt
00:35:44You barely have time to get dressed
00:35:46Just so you know, I installed an antivirus like this
00:35:48In an intimate setting
00:35:49And without asking him to
00:35:50Mauri, who is not gay
00:35:51The guy was staring at my cleavage
00:35:53But what a neckline!
00:35:54What are you saying?
00:35:54Look, I'm going to let it slide because you're pregnant.
00:35:56And who knows what your hormones are doing to you inside.
00:35:58Come on, if you tell me what I want, I'd hook up with him before you do.
00:36:00That?
00:36:02You know what I'm saying?
00:36:03I'll call him again tomorrow.
00:36:04And we're going to organize a confrontation here, Judge Garzón style.
00:36:06We'll see which one he likes.
00:36:08I don't care.
00:36:09No, no, no, no
00:36:10It's like you're hiding the stone and throwing your hand away.
00:36:11What are you saying?
00:36:12You understood me.
00:36:13Okay, so what excuse are you going to use to call him again?
00:36:15If it has already removed all the viruses
00:36:19This is new
00:36:24This is a joke
00:36:25He finished off Emilio
00:36:26Sleeping with my father
00:36:27Well, Miguel
00:36:28You have a very negative attitude.
00:36:30But how do you want it to be?
00:36:31Has Aunt Nieves moved into my bed?
00:36:32We can take this opportunity to strengthen our father-son relationship
00:36:35Especially at this time
00:36:36You're about to make the leap into adolescence
00:36:39A period of my life that I hold very beautiful memories of.
00:36:41Yes, that's right.
00:36:42I'm turning off the light now.
00:36:43No
00:36:44José Miguel, I believe the time has come
00:36:45About you and me talking about sex
00:36:47Okay, what do you want to know?
00:36:48No, I'll explain it to you.
00:36:50You have already turned 12.
00:36:52Haven't you noticed any changes in your body?
00:36:54Yes, he sleeps somewhere else now.
00:36:55Have you noticed the girls in your class?
00:36:57No, no, no, no
00:36:58Mathematics takes up all my time
00:37:00Look, Dad, this is shit
00:37:01Why do I have to sleep with a woman I don't know?
00:37:03Go ahead, please, he's going to hear you.
00:37:04Nieves is here to help us
00:37:06Look, I'm warning you, okay?
00:37:07If things continue like this, as soon as I have some money I'm leaving home
00:37:09Or you tell him he's leaving
00:37:10I'll start with psychological warfare
00:37:12Are you blackmailing me?
00:37:14Aunt Nieves will stay here for as long as I deem appropriate.
00:37:16Because she's my sister and the Cuesta family is very close-knit.
00:37:19Just wait until Mom wakes up and finds her here.
00:37:21He plucks out the four hairs he left her at Christmas
00:37:23I wear a wig, right?
00:37:25Natalia, does it bother you to have the light on while you sleep?
00:37:28No
00:37:29Well, I do.
00:37:30Will you come and we'll turn it off?
00:37:32It's because I get up at six thirty.
00:37:33So that?
00:37:35Where were you and I going?
00:37:36Ah, yes
00:37:37The condom
00:37:38My son
00:37:39The use of condoms dates back to very ancient civilizations.
00:37:44In fact, already in ancient Egypt
00:37:45There is evidence of rudimentary versions
00:37:48That completely transformed the social reality of the time
00:37:50Eh, eh, eh
00:37:53You haven't given me anything for dinner.
00:37:54There's a lot of food left over
00:37:56Yes, that's right.
00:37:57I go to bed very full and then I have nightmares
00:37:59Hey, what's that for?
00:38:00Is it for dentures?
00:38:01Excuse me, but it's really good to drink water at night
00:38:03Then you'll get up four times to go to the bathroom
00:38:07Well
00:38:08Well
00:38:10You realize that, don't you?
00:38:11It's the first night we're going to sleep together
00:38:13Yeah
00:38:15Where do you want to stand?
00:38:16Oh, I'm underneath, my back is killing me
00:38:17No, I'm asking which side of the bed you want to sleep on.
00:38:20Ah, there, on the right
00:38:21I sleep on the right.
00:38:22So why are you asking?
00:38:23Well, out of politeness.
00:38:25But hey, if I want to sleep on the right, I don't care.
00:38:27No, no, it doesn't matter.
00:38:28I sleep here on the left, come on
00:38:29Let's get to the point
00:38:31Ah, that...
00:38:31We're going to do it
00:38:32I don't know, I'm just saying.
00:38:33Without meaning to, we prayed a "Jesus of my life" prayer.
00:38:35No, it was a question.
00:38:36Hey, if you don't feel like it, just say so, it's no big deal.
00:38:38Yes, yes
00:38:38When haven't I felt like it?
00:38:39I don't know, it's just that we used to make things less complicated when we wanted to have sex.
00:38:42Of course
00:38:42Because now we're a couple
00:38:44And now we need to talk things through
00:38:46And here, no powders are used.
00:38:47Love is made here
00:38:49Ah, but it's done the same way, right?
00:38:50Yes, yes, of course.
00:38:51The mechanics are the same
00:38:53Okay, come on, let's try it
00:38:54Well
00:38:57Oh, this seems new to me, really.
00:39:00No, it's just that love is like that.
00:39:02Maybe it needs a little more care, don't you think?
00:39:04Having freezing feet
00:39:05But what do you want me to do?
00:39:20No, I don't drink so much that I wake up.
00:39:23No, I don't know what's wrong with me, I've been up all night.
00:39:34To the
00:39:35The branch sang "Cuckoo."
00:39:40Nothing, noise
00:39:41My roommate is sleeping
00:39:42Who would have thought I'd end up at the turkey sausage girl's house?
00:39:45cool?
00:39:47I don't usually move that fast with men
00:39:48But with you it's been something very special
00:39:50What was your name?
00:39:52Peter?
00:39:53That's it, Pedro.
00:39:54Come, I'll show you my bedroom
00:39:56Wait, before anything happens
00:39:58I want to tell you that I have a girlfriend.
00:39:59Oh, let's just let the mystery continue to surround our relationship, okay?
00:40:03But I've also had four drinks
00:40:04And I won't be at 100%.
00:40:06Don't worry, if I don't reach orgasm I'll fake it
00:40:07I am an actress
00:40:15Damn, just when I was falling asleep
00:40:18That light
00:40:19Emilio, can you tell me what you're doing in my bed?
00:40:21If Ferran Adrián is snoring in my room
00:40:23And of course, I've had to move away from the epicenter
00:40:25Alicia, I don't want any trouble.
00:40:26If your boyfriend is here, I'm leaving.
00:40:27But what kind of boyfriend is this going to be?
00:40:28He's the goalkeeper
00:40:28No, no, nothing's wrong
00:40:29I'm going to the sofa
00:40:30But where are you going with my sheet?
00:40:32I'm naked, I don't know
00:40:33If you want, I'll give it to you.
00:40:34But how can you get into my bed naked?
00:40:37Damn, it's hot
00:40:38Well, I think I'd better go now.
00:40:40Because I'm thinking about my girlfriend more and more.
00:40:42Hey, you're not going to say no to the fresh-paying girl, are you?
00:40:45Yes, yes, yes
00:40:48Hey, hey
00:40:51You did well if this wasn't for you.
00:40:53Emilio
00:40:54My players are the ones who get skimmed.
00:40:56If that's not a bad idea...
00:40:57Hey, these tripping hazards are the bifid ones, right?
00:40:59Dude, you asked for it, this is war
00:41:01Hey, don't turn it off with me, okay?
00:41:03Did you get horny?
00:41:04Take a cold shower
00:41:05Or try it with the loofah sponge
00:41:10Look, there come two of the herbs
00:41:12Good morning
00:41:15Where are they going?
00:41:16We have a yoga class with Isabel
00:41:18I'm sorry
00:41:19She cancelled it due to a family problem
00:41:21But at bingo we have two for one on cards
00:41:24Well, we're not really into gambling.
00:41:28But the first drink is free
00:41:31Well, since we've already made the trip
00:41:33Come inside
00:41:34That money brings great spiritual peace
00:41:36Come on
00:41:37Doña Poncha
00:41:39What have you broken now?
00:41:41No, nothing, nothing
00:41:42I'm really worried.
00:41:43You've always told us not to bring men into the house
00:41:46And I follow it to the letter.
00:41:47But Bethlehem
00:41:49She is living with Emilio
00:41:50The goalkeeper is living in my house
00:41:54I've tried to reason with him.
00:41:55But you'd better talk to her.
00:41:56Of course I'm going to talk to her
00:41:58But right now
00:42:00Just don't tell him I told him.
00:42:02No, no, don't worry.
00:42:05Alicia told me
00:42:06You've brought Emilio into my house
00:42:08Which Alice?
00:42:10No, no, I made it up
00:42:11Emilio is not living here
00:42:13Belén, or make more room for me in the drawers
00:42:15Or you'll tell me where I'm supposed to put my socks.
00:42:17Very good honey
00:42:18A goal into the top corner
00:42:19What are you saying?
00:42:20Doña Concha is here
00:42:22Well, the cistern is fixed now.
00:42:24If you don't need anything else
00:42:25I'm leaving, and that's a good Easter.
00:42:27Do you think I'm stupid?
00:42:30Don't answer, it's a trick question
00:42:31Okay, fine, yes, what's up?
00:42:33We are living together
00:42:34I couldn't even get fired before.
00:42:36He can't fire me now.
00:42:37Not like you
00:42:38But the next meeting
00:42:40I'll make sure he gets fired.
00:42:42Doña Concha
00:42:43Don't get upset
00:42:43If this has been like a pilot experience
00:42:45I can go back to the goal
00:42:46Emilio
00:42:46Don't be a shit.
00:42:47Fight for your partner
00:42:48I can't be left without a job now.
00:42:50I have to pay university tuition.
00:42:52The books
00:42:52The case, the raincoat, and everything.
00:42:54I'm leaving and we'll buy an apartment when we can.
00:42:56But do you know how much an apartment costs?
00:42:58Well, let's get a parking space and make it nice.
00:43:00Emilio, you're not going anywhere
00:43:02The one who speaks out is the big mouth, it belongs to Alicia.
00:43:05Belén, this is getting out of hand
00:43:07Well, I'll take the essentials.
00:43:09I'll be back for more things
00:43:10If you want, I can send it to your parents' house.
00:43:13To my parents' house? Why?
00:43:14Well, I don't know.
00:43:15You'll go back to them, won't you?
00:43:16It's what you've always wanted
00:43:17That's because you say so.
00:43:19I'm going to live alone
00:43:20I've already found an apartment.
00:43:21Oh, really? And where?
00:43:23I'm not telling you.
00:43:24Then you'll want to see me every day
00:43:25And you'll never get over it
00:43:26But hey, you'll be cool.
00:43:29childish, arrogant brat and all
00:43:31But don't continue like this
00:43:32You're going to hurt yourselves
00:43:33That's not the right way
00:43:34For a separation
00:43:35Maduro and cordial
00:43:35Can you tell her to cry for a moment?
00:43:36Will you leave us alone to say goodbye?
00:43:38No, because you're going to start crying.
00:43:40And it's going to be awkward for both of them.
00:43:41Am I going to start crying now?
00:43:42Man
00:43:42Roberto
00:43:45We've been together for four years.
00:43:46Don't you think it's a little unfair to end up like this?
00:43:48We've shared a lot of things
00:43:50I have loved you very much and
00:43:52And we have lived through precious moments
00:43:54Don't trip them
00:43:54I will always remember you
00:43:57And I will always love you
00:43:59Hey?
00:44:00Go on
00:44:00We're going to end up okay
00:44:04You're right, sorry.
00:44:06I'm going to miss you too.
00:44:07Ah, who's the one who's devastated now?
00:44:09Okay, see you later
00:44:11You've gone too far, you've gone way too far
00:44:13But I've realized
00:44:14The lightning was following you
00:44:16Bye
00:44:18Hey, I'm twelve years old now
00:44:20But I can tell the growth spurt is just around the corner.
00:44:22If by the time I turn eighteen
00:44:24You have been patient
00:44:25And your boobs haven't sagged.
00:44:26We can have a stretch of love
00:44:28Okay, yes, yes
00:44:28I'm going to set an alarm on my phone, okay?
00:44:30Hey, but in the meantime
00:44:32We can talk and all that, right?
00:44:33Yes
00:44:40Come on, buddy
00:44:41Hey, have you found an apartment?
00:44:43I'm going with you.
00:44:43I'm having problems with my aunt.
00:44:45I know my father's card number
00:44:46So, we can make the purchase online
00:44:49No way, dude?
00:44:49If I have nothing
00:44:51I had thought about going to live with Paco for a while
00:44:53Until I save up a little
00:44:53With Paco?
00:44:54But you're crazy
00:44:55You must be vaccinated before entering there.
00:44:57Better go up to the attic
00:44:58And you go into the Ocupa storage room
00:45:00Which is healthier
00:45:00But is that habitable?
00:45:01Well, you can try.
00:45:05Seventeen
00:45:07Thirty
00:45:10Sixty-five
00:45:11Six, five
00:45:12Forty one
00:45:15Twenty-four
00:45:15Okay, okay
00:45:16You're not making up the numbers.
00:45:18I've forgotten them
00:45:20Reading glasses
00:45:21Oh well
00:45:22These are my students
00:45:24Can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:45:25I'm alone upstairs
00:45:26Come to class right now, everyone.
00:45:28Please
00:45:28Grass
00:45:29If you're not going to play, don't bother us.
00:45:30Come on, get out
00:45:31You're trying to ruin my academy
00:45:33This is like a hostile takeover bid
00:45:34And these people are searching for that inner balance.
00:45:37Yeah
00:45:37And on the way to the Tao
00:45:39They stopped to throw away some cardboard boxes.
00:45:40No problem
00:45:42We continue for Bingo
00:45:44Seventy one
00:45:45Seven
00:45:47Protection
00:45:47New cardboard boxes need to be distributed
00:45:49Okay, okay
00:45:51Twenty-eight
00:45:51Three
00:45:52Eight
00:45:52But do you want to stop for a moment?
00:45:54What are we discussing?
00:45:57Okay, I understand.
00:45:58The motherboard is broken
00:45:59Did he get hit or anything?
00:46:00The assistant
00:46:01She's very stupid
00:46:01Jaime, come here
00:46:02Daí vale
00:46:03The computer doesn't matter.
00:46:04What we want
00:46:05It's about talking to you.
00:46:06Sit down
00:46:07Yes, it's just that
00:46:08We have a small doubt
00:46:09About you
00:46:11You're not here, I'm messing with my work.
00:46:12No, no, no, no
00:46:13That's it, no.
00:46:13Just one clarification
00:46:15Bea is not a nymphomaniac
00:46:16Ah
00:46:17Well, I don't care, you know?
00:46:19If I am in favor of sexual freedom
00:46:20But he's not my partner either.
00:46:21Even though I am the child's father
00:46:23Already
00:46:24So, you have an open relationship.
00:46:27Very open
00:46:27Wide open
00:46:28In fact, sexual tastes
00:46:30Both Bea's and mine
00:46:31They are very different
00:46:32From what it may have seemed to you
00:46:33No, no, I have noticed.
00:46:35Well, look
00:46:35Since you've brought it up
00:46:36The truth is that
00:46:36I've noticed a little bit
00:46:38Sexual tension towards me
00:46:39No, there is one.
00:46:40There is
00:46:41And she's telling me no.
00:46:42We were here restricting cookies
00:46:44And that's not good
00:46:45But it's clear what's happening
00:46:46You and I understand each other
00:46:49Look, I have a job now.
00:46:50But
00:46:50If you want, we can meet tonight.
00:46:52At your place or mine
00:46:54Well, I don't know.
00:46:54Right here
00:46:55Well
00:46:56See you later
00:46:59We're going to get through it
00:47:01Very good
00:47:06What did I tell you?
00:47:07Hey?
00:47:07What did I tell you?
00:47:08Do I have it in the jar or not?
00:47:09Is this done?
00:47:10I'm going to update myself
00:47:11The entire operating system
00:47:12Was he right?
00:47:13You
00:47:13Who was wrong?
00:47:14He looked at my cleavage.
00:47:15We were already in the realm of fantasies
00:47:16Pregnant
00:47:17Excuse me
00:47:18But I'm very busy
00:47:19Because tonight
00:47:19I have an appointment
00:47:23But anyway, ma'am
00:47:24What do you want me to do?
00:47:25Will Emilio go live with Belén?
00:47:27Then fire him immediately.
00:47:29Or is he a goalkeeper?
00:47:30Or is he a gigolo?
00:47:31What I want you to understand
00:47:32It's just that I don't...
00:47:33Juan
00:47:33These ladies are stealing my customers
00:47:35With mafia-like practices
00:47:36Tough luck
00:47:37Listen to the thug
00:47:38I'm going to have to fix the chakras.
00:47:39You
00:47:40And how many more?
00:47:41Shell
00:47:41Hold it for me
00:47:44We're all losing it.
00:47:46What are those screams?
00:47:49Yeah
00:47:49Close at that bingo hall
00:47:50Or report it to the community.
00:47:51If you are the vice president
00:47:53Well, I'll report myself too.
00:47:54What you have to do
00:47:55It's about keeping quiet.
00:47:56Sorry?
00:47:57If you had listened
00:47:58To my brother at the time
00:47:59None of this would have happened
00:48:00But who are you?
00:48:01To give your opinion
00:48:02Are you visiting?
00:48:03I am Nieves Cuesta
00:48:04President of my community
00:48:06They multiply at night
00:48:07Like the gremlins
00:48:08That's all we needed here
00:48:09The sister of the chorizo
00:48:11What did you call my brother?
00:48:13What you have heard
00:48:14And I'll say it again
00:48:15Sausage!
00:48:16Oh!
00:48:17Hostility
00:48:18Hostility
00:48:20Nieves, for God's sake.
00:48:21He hit me
00:48:22Come on, let's go home
00:48:23That which attacks you raises a good
00:48:25Come on
00:48:25This woman is really bad.
00:48:27Hey hey
00:48:27My ear is ringing.
00:48:28Take me to the emergency room
00:48:29A bump and it'll go away
00:48:31Nieves please
00:48:32You can't go that way
00:48:33In riot control mode
00:48:34This is a peaceful community
00:48:36Juan's Education
00:48:37That's all I ask.
00:48:38But I don't like violence.
00:48:40This has hurt me more than it has hurt her
00:48:42But what is that?
00:48:43Insulting the president?
00:48:45If you have to meet them
00:48:46They say it with affection.
00:48:47If deep down they respect me
00:48:48Mark your territory, Juan.
00:48:49Don't let yourself be run over
00:48:51And about setting up businesses here
00:48:52It's over
00:48:53No, I don't think anyone else is.
00:48:56And that music?
00:48:58How should I know?
00:49:05Okay, two streets, one to see you
00:49:07Marinera, prawn, tuna
00:49:09Ear, kitchen
00:49:10A little Marian eye over here
00:49:12But Mariano, what have you set up here?
00:49:14This is fraudulent use of a common area
00:49:16Hey, everyone's getting rich.
00:49:18Me too
00:49:19What would you like to drink?
00:49:20I don't want to take anything.
00:49:21I want this to be a neighborhood community again.
00:49:23Well, this is the last straw.
00:49:24I'm going to call the police
00:49:25No, no, no, not even a kiss for the police
00:49:27No, of course, preside
00:49:27You'd have a weirder daughter
00:49:29Mariano, the four o'clock bill and a caipirinha
00:49:31Ear
00:49:32Concertia, daughter, you too
00:49:33What's wrong, Dad?
00:49:34If I want to leave home
00:49:35I guess I'll have to make a living, won't I?
00:49:37Damn, look at that waitress!
00:49:39Hey, hey, what is my daughter?
00:49:40Oh, really?
00:49:41Introduce her to us
00:49:41Listen, presiding
00:49:42Business is good
00:49:44I am creating jobs
00:49:45This increases the building's value.
00:49:48Right?
00:49:49What is he doing? What is he doing?
00:49:50Man, Marisa told me that you should work like this.
00:49:52Well, you're wrong, I've never accepted a bribe.
00:49:54Furthermore, I told the ladies that that bingo is illegal.
00:49:56And that in the event someone calls the...
00:49:58Damn, the police.
00:50:00I have to warn them.
00:50:02Okay, let's finish the drinks we've been saving up.
00:50:06Okay, more tomorrow.
00:50:07Mariano's corner is always waiting for you.
00:50:10To welcome you, gentlemen.
00:50:12Come on, ma'am, it's for today.
00:50:1753.
00:50:18Amparo, don't drink anymore without a condom.
00:50:19It's nice and cool.
00:50:2069. 6, 9.
00:50:22I have one left, I have one left.
00:50:2412.
00:50:25No, no, no.
00:50:2625.
00:50:2744.
00:50:28No.
00:50:3025.
00:50:31Bingo.
00:50:32Bingo.
00:50:32They've hit bingo.
00:50:34Any other bingo games?
00:50:35What happened to him?
00:50:36Oh my God.
00:50:37Madam, stop the tablecloth, the police are coming.
00:50:39What did she tell on you, you idiot?
00:50:41What does it matter?
00:50:42Come on, everyone outside.
00:50:43Juan, you have to help us.
00:50:44I think we've run into a problem.
00:50:45What's wrong with that?
00:50:46He hit bingo and his heart exploded.
00:50:49That?
00:50:50Did he have a heart attack or something, man?
00:50:53I think he's dead.
00:50:54What is it?
00:50:55I told him, if I even told him.
00:50:57That this is illegal, that they were going to get into serious trouble.
00:50:58Did I tell him or not?
00:50:59No, I don't want to know anything, okay?
00:51:01I'm leaving because I'm going to have another heart attack too.
00:51:03Not at all.
00:51:05You're stuck with the mess with us.
00:51:07Why me?
00:51:08Yes, I haven't done anything.
00:51:09What do you mean, no?
00:51:09Have you accepted a bribe?
00:51:11They will be able to...
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:13Yes, they will be able to.
00:51:15Now, let's take it to my house.
00:51:16Fast.
00:51:16The police won't look there.
00:51:18But your sister will be there.
00:51:19Let's see if that crazy woman is going to give us another one.
00:51:20I explain everything to him.
00:51:21Do you want to help me?
00:51:22Where is Concha?
00:51:23She has gone to the police station to report your sister.
00:51:26But I was very dizzy.
00:51:27I don't think I'll find it.
00:51:28What a day.
00:51:29And I didn't want to miss it.
00:51:31Do you want to help me, damn it?
00:51:33Come on.
00:51:35Slowly.
00:51:35Slowly.
00:51:38That?
00:51:39There's plenty of room for both of us here, man.
00:51:42You see.
00:51:42This is a palace in Japan.
00:51:44I had thought about putting an American kitchen here.
00:51:46And the rest is crystal clear, like love.
00:51:49Of course.
00:51:50We put the bunk beds there, and the plasma screen here.
00:51:52And we watch TV from bed like two gentlemen.
00:51:54Besides, I won't be around much, okay?
00:51:56Only when the police are looking for me.
00:51:57Hey, is the only thing, where's the bathroom?
00:51:59No, there isn't one.
00:52:00It's awesome.
00:52:01That way you don't have to clean it.
00:52:03It's all advantages, man.
00:52:04Manly eye, you get along better with the fugitive than with Lucia.
00:52:08Oh, how wonderful that you've come.
00:52:09I was incredibly bored.
00:52:11Do you know how to play poker?
00:52:12Covered or uncovered.
00:52:19What's up, couples?
00:52:20Are you going on your honeymoon?
00:52:21No, you're the one who's going to do it.
00:52:23Traitor, envious.
00:52:24But, but, how could you even think of telling Concha?
00:52:26Belén, I can't go on like this.
00:52:29I'm not used to living with a man.
00:52:31Imagine yourself with Emilio.
00:52:32He's taken away my space, he takes my things, he eats my yogurts.
00:52:36And it ruined a date for me.
00:52:37But we're supposed to be friends, damn it.
00:52:39Besides, I liked walking around the house naked.
00:52:42Well, but you can still do that, okay?
00:52:43That I have given to you.
00:52:44Look, you have to choose either him or me.
00:52:46Either your boyfriend or your best friend.
00:52:50Out!
00:52:51Do you want me to leave?
00:52:52Yeah!
00:52:53Look, I'm staying because he doesn't know what you're saying.
00:52:55What bothers you is that Emilio and I are living together and things are going well for us.
00:52:59What's going well for you?
00:52:59Yeah!
00:53:00Ask him if he's overwhelmed by your new housewife persona.
00:53:02If you can't stand how you cook.
00:53:04And yesterday I slept in my room because of your snoring.
00:53:06Well, but that's another topic, and I don't know why I'm bringing it up right now.
00:53:09That?
00:53:10Don't you like how she cooks?
00:53:11No, but you have a lot of good things.
00:53:14But why are you lying to me?
00:53:15Peaceful.
00:53:16Since you're so happy, I'm sure you'll talk about it and there won't be any problem.
00:53:19I'm leaving.
00:53:20A pleasure, huh?
00:53:21See you later.
00:53:29On top of that, I'm hoarse.
00:53:30Well, she snores.
00:53:32Take a deep breath.
00:53:33Dear.
00:53:35How are you, beautiful?
00:53:37Well.
00:53:37Bad, right?
00:53:39Hey, where are you going with those suitcases?
00:53:41Yes, your friend.
00:53:42I'm not going to let you go through the trauma of the separation alone.
00:53:47I'm coming to live with you.
00:53:53I really appreciate it, but it's not necessary, okay?
00:53:56I'm doing great in my little house.
00:53:58You think so, but you're not.
00:53:59You're feeling awful inside.
00:54:00Well, look, I'll take a video and it'll pass.
00:54:01Lucia, don't play hard to get.
00:54:02I know what a breakup is like.
00:54:04You?
00:54:05Yes, I get them every day and it's not pleasant.
00:54:07You go cry, I'm going to see how the closet people are doing.
00:54:09Hey, hey, Alicia, we know each other.
00:54:11What happened?
00:54:16He kicked me out of the house.
00:54:20Oh, God.
00:54:28Water, water, water.
00:54:30The cigar maker.
00:54:37So, Barcelona, what's up?
00:54:38Uh, one.
00:54:40I think here.
00:54:41Good afternoon.
00:54:42We have received a report from a certain Nieves Cuesta that something is operating in this building
00:54:46a series of unlicensed businesses.
00:54:48Ah, well, I don't know.
00:54:48We're here making the predictions, but go ahead, ask her.
00:54:52Second or A?
00:54:53Thank you so much.
00:54:54I hope my retirement comes soon, because...
00:54:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:59Look, it wasn't caught by a miracle.
00:55:00Because?
00:55:01It's down to second division.
00:55:03Come on, damn it, I guessed he'd played in the Champions League.
00:55:05Of course, if we have to sign players, we can't go to Europe with the opposite.
00:55:10Are the children there?
00:55:11No.
00:55:11But what's going on?
00:55:12Who is that?
00:55:13He's a Catalan boyfriend that Vicenta has taken.
00:55:16We'll leave him here for a little while and he'll get over it.
00:55:18He is a bingo customer.
00:55:19He suffered a heart attack and has died.
00:55:20Oh, my Virgin.
00:55:22And why are you bringing him home?
00:55:23What, did I call the police?
00:55:24Clear.
00:55:25Look at the apartments you've complained about.
00:55:27We are safe here.
00:55:28Juan, when you call the police, they force you to identify yourself.
00:55:31The first place they're going to come to is going to be here.
00:55:35Well, let them take the blame, they're the ones who set up the bingo.
00:55:38No, no, no, no.
00:55:39He is also a partner in the business.
00:55:41What are you saying, ma'am?
00:55:42They paid me 100 euros to turn a blind eye.
00:55:44Did you accept a bribe, Juan?
00:55:46No.
00:55:47I don't know what he was thinking.
00:55:49Well, in the pasta, what else is it going to be?
00:55:52Leave it to me.
00:55:52But you're going to open.
00:55:53Don't worry, old women don't go to jail.
00:55:56Juan, how embarrassing.
00:55:57A bribe.
00:55:58You have forever tarnished the name of the Cuesta family.
00:56:00Nieves, don't say that.
00:56:03Good afternoon.
00:56:04Nieves Cuesta?
00:56:05It's me.
00:56:06The lady across the street has opened a yoga school.
00:56:08There are drugs and everything else in there.
00:56:10Her husband is a fugitive, and my brother, who is the president of the community,
00:56:13She is suffering an anxiety attack because of him.
00:56:16Wait here, we'll take your statement right away.
00:56:18That's right, thank you very much.
00:56:20My aunts from Murcia, who have come to see me, because of the anxiety.
00:56:23Good afternoon.
00:56:27Come on, come on, come on.
00:56:28Grab him, we're taking him away.
00:56:29Where to?
00:56:30What a gem.
00:56:31That's just how it is.
00:56:33I'm giving yoga classes, but I don't charge.
00:56:36My clients, my students give me the will.
00:56:39I don't bother anyone, I don't play loud music, and all I do is provide peace.
00:56:45Furthermore, it is very difficult to raise a family alone when the husband has disappeared.
00:56:52Hey, they say yoga is really great, right?
00:56:55They've never tried it?
00:56:58Emilio, things between couples are said, you don't keep them to yourself.
00:57:01Okay, so that's it, you've become your mother.
00:57:03Suddenly you're the most Mari-like Mari in Spain.
00:57:04But you'll be rude.
00:57:06But you're not telling me to tell you what I think.
00:57:07Emilio, I've been the only one who's put any enthusiasm into all of this.
00:57:11You haven't done anything on your part.
00:57:12But why not?
00:57:13And eating those lentils isn't doing my part.
00:57:14I made them with all my love.
00:57:16Well, darling, less love and more culinary knowledge.
00:57:18Look, fuck it.
00:57:19You go too.
00:57:20Our relationship has been a complete success.
00:57:22We lasted less than 24 hours.
00:57:23But, Belén, do you realize?
00:57:24This is our first argument as a couple.
00:57:26And that's nice too, isn't it?
00:57:29Look, I really...
00:57:30If you keep quiet about bad things, and if you're honest, it's even worse.
00:57:33So what the hell do I do?
00:57:36Who is it?
00:57:37Emilio.
00:57:37I've just been informed that they are living here with Belén.
00:57:39Please know that this, our community, is dismayed.
00:57:42And that your job as the building's doorman hangs by a thread.
00:57:45Of course, we can always turn a blind eye if you keep this for us for a while.
00:57:48While the police are leaving.
00:57:50What is this? Is it a dead person?
00:57:51No.
00:57:52It came in a bag of potato chips.
00:57:54We've got it really bad.
00:57:55He sang Bingo and had a heart attack, poor guy.
00:57:57Gambling addiction is really bad.
00:57:59But, listen, I can't stay here with this man.
00:58:00Belén and I are in the middle of a crisis.
00:58:02And what should I tell you is this?
00:58:03My reconciliation gift?
00:58:04Don't worry, we'll explain everything to him.
00:58:06Belén is a modern and sensitive girl.
00:58:08They'll understand, right?
00:58:10We're going to breathe in three phases.
00:58:13It comes between the lungs and shoulders.
00:58:15We relax first to overcome the limitations of meat.
00:58:19The deceptions of the senses and the traps of thought.
00:58:23And we re-inspired.
00:58:26What was that?
00:58:27Don't know.
00:58:27It comes from above.
00:58:30If we're going to listen to every shout we hear, we're not going to make any progress, are we?
00:58:35We need to concentrate.
00:58:38We inspire.
00:58:38But you are a bunch of lunatics.
00:58:40A dead body in my house, just what I needed.
00:58:42The woman continues for a while and does nothing.
00:58:44Mr. Juan, you go to the police.
00:58:45To the attic, to the attic, it's empty.
00:58:47Emilio, entertain them.
00:58:48I?
00:58:49I don't know why you're always in such a hurry considering how little we get paid.
00:58:53What happened?
00:58:54No, nothing.
00:58:55What happened?
00:58:55We were in the second one and we saw a tremendous scream.
00:58:58Oh no, but that was my wife's doing.
00:58:59Excuse her, she's just that she's got some crazy highs.
00:59:02But, darling.
00:59:03Careful.
00:59:04Silence.
00:59:05Silence.
00:59:10Damn, another scream.
00:59:11We're going there.
00:59:12You watched a lot of TV when you were little, didn't you?
00:59:14Run, go up, go up, your president needs you.
00:59:16Man, Andrés, for God's sake.
00:59:18What are you doing in the storage room?
00:59:20Here, playing cards.
00:59:22What's happening?
00:59:22Are you still angry?
00:59:23No.
00:59:23I saw a dead person on my sofa and it passed.
00:59:25That was the message I wanted you to get across: life is too short to be angry.
00:59:28Come on, he was dead with a message.
00:59:29Belén, at first it's normal to have some chafing.
00:59:31No, yes, we're filming.
00:59:33I've never lived with a woman, and maybe I've messed up.
00:59:35Yes, a little bit.
00:59:36Okay, give me another chance.
00:59:39Nativity scene.
00:59:40Someone needs love.
00:59:46But, but who is this man?
00:59:47What have you done to him?
00:59:48You're the fugitive, aren't you?
00:59:50Nice to meet you, I'm Nieves Cuesta, Juan's sister.
00:59:53The police are coming up.
00:59:54Okay, we're leaving, okay?
00:59:55A pleasure.
00:59:56But where are you going?
00:59:57You called them.
00:59:58Who, you?
00:59:59You've sold me out, Juanito.
01:00:01You've sold me out.
01:00:02I didn't know you were here.
01:00:04Don't play the victim, because the only victim here is me.
01:00:06That I haven't done anything and I'm here with a dead man and a fugitive from justice.
01:00:10Who's dead?
01:00:10Oh, look who it is, the famous Andrés Guerra!
01:00:13Let it be known that I am surrendering voluntarily.
01:00:15You've sold me out, Juanito.
01:00:16I thought we were friends.
01:00:18Come on, I haven't called anyone.
01:00:19You've been hiding here the whole time, haven't you?
01:00:21Yes, son, yes.
01:00:22Excuse me, what dead person are you talking about?
01:00:24This gentleman who's covered up over there...
01:00:27Forgive me, where am I?
01:00:29I was playing bingo.
01:00:31Damn, weren't you dead?
01:00:32Well, I don't know.
01:00:33Come on, seriously, what a lack of rigor.
01:00:35But you didn't take his pulse.
01:00:37What am I going to take from it?
01:00:38Hey, come with me, please, we're going to test him for cancer, okay?
01:00:40But they pay me for bingo.
01:00:41I have the cardboard.
01:00:42Well, whatever God wills today.
01:00:44Juan, this building is usually like this because there are few neighbors, but how annoying are they?
01:00:48There are quieter weeks.
01:00:50I'm going home or I'll have a heart attack.
01:00:53Hey, how much do you rent this for?
01:00:55I don't know, Roberto, I don't know.
01:00:57Congratulations, mate.
01:00:58You already have a hideout.
01:01:05It's here.
01:01:05Do you want to hurry?
01:01:06Wait a moment, I have to look for movies.
01:01:08I've already seen almost all of them.
01:01:09Go to the theater, damn it, get some culture.
01:01:11And right across the street there's a bingo hall.
01:01:14Hello.
01:01:14I've brought old Ron along so we can loosen up a bit.
01:01:17Ah, well then.
01:01:18Well, I'm leaving now, I'll leave you all alone.
01:01:20But how are you going to leave?
01:01:20My girlfriend is about to arrive.
01:01:22Like your girlfriend?
01:01:23Look, here it is.
01:01:26Hello darling.
01:01:28Look, this is the couple I told you about.
01:01:29Bea and Mauri.
01:01:31They're handsome, aren't they?
01:01:32Well yes.
01:01:33Better than the last ones.
01:01:35Hi, I'm Ana.
01:01:36Hi, Ana.
01:01:38Let's see, because I'm going through a momentary crisis of intense bewilderment.
01:01:42Jaime, what's this all about?
01:01:43So, as we had discussed, a partner swap.
01:01:45Don't you feel like it?
01:01:47Does it depend on the couples?
01:01:48If we're one and you and Bea is managing with your girlfriend.
01:01:50Don't mess with me.
01:01:51Are you gay?
01:01:52Of course I'm gay.
01:01:53You're stupid.
01:01:53I've been flirting with you ever since you walked through that door.
01:01:55Damn, what do I know?
01:01:56Are you telling me that Bea doesn't even inform anyone that you have an open relationship and that your tastes are strange?
01:01:59Well, you tell me what you want me to think.
01:02:00But you're a degenerate, man.
01:02:02But how can you sleep with Bea if she's a lesbian and pregnant too?
01:02:05Get out of here.
01:02:06It's better to go to that bar with the phones on the table.
01:02:08And we'll stop with the fuss.
01:02:10Come on, let's go.
01:02:10But honey, how am I supposed to imagine that I'm a gay man and a lesbian who want to have a child?
01:02:13But you're crazy.
01:02:14And don't even think about sending me the bill because I'm not going to pay it.
01:02:17Sick ether!
01:02:19Who warned you?
01:02:19Who here has a sense of smell?
01:02:21Look, I don't mind making mistakes or making a fool of myself.
01:02:23Even having to agree with you.
01:02:24You know what annoys me about all this?
01:02:26I need to buy a new computer.
01:02:28Oh, and you can definitely have sex while pregnant.
01:02:31No, because then the children come out nervous.
01:02:33I'm going to find you a boyfriend, right now.
01:02:36Let everyone know that we are facing a very serious administrative penalty.
01:02:40Therefore, it is strictly forbidden to set up businesses in our community.
01:02:44As reflected in our statutes.
01:02:46A book I highly recommend.
01:02:48Either we all follow the rules, or look what happens.
01:02:51Is that clear?
01:02:52Yes, a little long, but clear.
01:02:54So, you've already told Roberto to get lost?
01:02:57But what's the matter? Is my private life a point of discussion?
01:02:59No, but we'll include it in a moment.
01:03:01He called Andrés from jail, and said he was doing well.
01:03:04And he remembers everyone, especially Juan.
01:03:06Silence, please, I'm not finished yet.
01:03:09My sister Nieves has the floor.
01:03:10I wanted to publicly apologize to Concha.
01:03:13For the slap, as unnecessary as it was deserved, that I gave him.
01:03:17It is not my policy to attack pensioners, however unpleasant they may be.
01:03:21I'm just saying this isn't going to end like this.
01:03:24Chunga, you've got the wrong people.
01:03:26We're coming for you.
01:03:26So now you know where I live.
01:03:28Okay, okay, okay. You've made up, let's continue.
01:03:30Hey, it's midnight. I've had a terrible day.
01:03:32Do you want to say anything else?
01:03:33Nieves, please.
01:03:34This drum is confiscated to prevent harmful temptations.
01:03:37However, I've had an idea to strengthen our neighborly ties.
01:03:40that have been dangerously damaged.
01:03:43Emilio, proceed.
01:03:45Emilio.
01:03:47Excuse me, Mr. Juana, I haven't eaten or slept for two days.
01:03:57Eighteen.
01:03:57One eight.
01:03:58Hey, but let's play bingo.
01:04:00Fifty-seven.
01:04:01Five seven.
01:04:02My marker doesn't write.
01:04:07Thirty-two.
01:04:08Three two.
01:04:09The one who sings bingo doesn't pay for the branch.
01:04:11Yes of course.
01:04:16Forty-five.
01:04:17Four five.
01:04:18This is a realist, Mauri, say something.
01:04:20Hush, I only have two left for the line.
01:04:22Twenty-three.
01:04:23Two, three.
01:04:24Line, line.
01:04:25No, this person is not an owner, so he cannot play.
01:04:26Damn, the line is correct.
01:04:28We continue for bingo.
01:04:29Good heavens, Mr. Juan, I'm starving.
01:04:30If instead of balls I see croquettes.
01:04:32There's no rush.
01:04:33They fall asleep on us.
01:04:34If it doesn't come out.
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