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00:04:38Juan Cariño, but why do you keep setting your alarm for the same time if you don't have to go anymore?
00:04:42work?
00:04:43You're unemployed, dear!
00:04:45Let yourself live!
00:04:46If I stay in bed, I get depressed.
00:04:49In addition, it is good to maintain the biological clock's schedule, because otherwise hormonal imbalances occur.
00:04:55Yeah, so you mean that if you get up later, you'll get breasts.
00:04:59Hey, it doesn't smell weird.
00:05:02Mariano's already got the barbecues going.
00:05:04As soon as the good weather arrives, he takes out all the single shirts.
00:05:07Oh!
00:05:09At eight in the morning, a barbecue.
00:05:11That man definitely has hormonal imbalances.
00:05:14You'll see, one of these days we'll have a fire or something.
00:05:16Well, say something to him, because otherwise my clothes smell like chorizo criollo.
00:05:23Damn, fire!
00:05:25Being inside the courtyard.
00:05:26Isabel, take the children.
00:05:28Me? But who had no power?
00:05:29What should you tell them?
00:05:35No.
00:05:37Juan, if you're going to burn the building down to collect the insurance money,
00:05:40They are sending residents out to keep moving, more than anything else, to save lives.
00:05:42Mauri, it's not provoked. Not by me, at least.
00:05:44Now, if things are done behind my back, I'll wash my hands of it.
00:05:48We're all going to die.
00:05:50I, without knowing love.
00:05:51Don't worry, nothing's been lost. Come on, let's move along.
00:05:53You tell her. She has a wake-up call.
00:05:56Well, almost when the firefighters arrive.
00:06:01What's happening?
00:06:03Oh, meeting!
00:06:06Emilio, the courtyard is on fire. Haven't you noticed?
00:06:08But, Mr. Juan, how am I supposed to know?
00:06:10At this hour, I don't even know who I am, where I've come from, or where I'm going.
00:06:12Where are you going to go? To get the fire extinguisher.
00:06:14Ah, but it works.
00:06:16Look, please, it's not the right time.
00:06:18How noisy in average Spanish!
00:06:25Damn my stonewashed jeans.
00:06:28Okay, one, pull the ring to break the security seal.
00:06:32Two, direct the jet towards the base of the fire.
00:06:35There is no foundation. It's very scattered.
00:06:36Mr. Juan, that's got it all covered in shells. It's the colossus in flames, isn't it?
00:06:40Churito!
00:06:41You'll pay for that one because it was from a pharmacy.
00:06:44Okay, please.
00:06:45This fire is type A, B, or C.
00:06:48But damn it, what's the big deal?
00:06:49He's the type!
00:06:50No, come on, please!
00:06:51Please, tell me about the world!
00:06:53Move aside, I'm coming!
00:06:54Watch out, watch out!
00:06:55Oh, that's great!
00:06:56This is best used for cleaning the oven.
00:06:58Now we'll try.
00:07:00Wow, what a great fire brigade, huh?
00:07:02I'm going to watch from above.
00:07:04I feel very safe with a gay person in the community.
00:07:06Look, we need to have more.
00:07:07We need to find her a boyfriend!
00:07:08You can now return to your homes.
00:07:10This is under control.
00:07:11Yes, there's still a bit of an isolated spot in a sock, but come on.
00:07:13Oh no, I don't want to see any more!
00:07:19Thank goodness I was here, huh?
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22Thank you very much, Belén.
00:07:23But this smells like lime or lemon.
00:07:25It was the dishwater, you filthy thing!
00:07:27What a bitch!
00:07:29Look how it hides.
00:07:30As?
00:07:30Could the clothes have caught fire like that suddenly?
00:07:32That?
00:07:33Behold!
00:07:33That's what it was!
00:07:35We're back to that damn tobacco again.
00:07:37What should I do, Mrs. Juan?
00:07:39I'm labeling it as evidence, okay?
00:07:41Oops!
00:07:43What is this?
00:07:44The spring festival?
00:07:46Oh, they're waiting for me!
00:07:49Come on, shoot.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:54Marisa!
00:07:55You're dead!
00:07:57Did you miss me?
00:07:59No, Gunther has been arrested.
00:08:01Tax evasion.
00:08:01Ma'am, please put out your cigarette.
00:08:03What's happening?
00:08:05Owners, tenants, all with neighbors.
00:08:07I have gathered you here to discuss the incident that occurred this morning
00:08:10and that has almost cost us all our lives.
00:08:12The community pays for my girdle.
00:08:14Yes, ma'am.
00:08:15And I like the shirts.
00:08:15No, no, no.
00:08:16Not those, they're too expensive.
00:08:17Well, I've run out of underwear.
00:08:19Let's see what I should wear now.
00:08:20Have you had the sales?
00:08:21Friend, the ligra is very pretty,
00:08:23But you should see how it burns.
00:08:24The Windsor thing was something
00:08:26that they left lying there, for sure.
00:08:28Let's see,
00:08:29We've all lost beloved items of clothing in that courtyard.
00:08:31No, not me.
00:08:32I have a dryer.
00:08:33How does he use his penis to rub?
00:08:36In the long run, the dryer damages clothes.
00:08:38Well, at least it doesn't smell like fried food.
00:08:39One day, while putting my suitcase in the airplane overhead compartment, I was putting it in the airplane's luggage compartment.
00:08:42Your blouse is going to rip in the back
00:08:44like the flight attendant in the advertisement.
00:08:45What bad luck for the poor woman that they recorded her.
00:08:47Let's focus.
00:08:48This was the cause of the fire.
00:08:50A cigarette butt.
00:08:52And this in a wooden building
00:08:54It is a weapon of mass destruction.
00:08:55Correct.
00:08:56So I propose a complete ban
00:08:57smoking in our community.
00:08:59Well, it's not that big of a deal, is it?
00:09:00Yes of course.
00:09:01I'd rather go without sex.
00:09:03Liar?
00:09:03Don't you have any of that anymore?
00:09:05Ask Gunter.
00:09:06Juan, don't be a fundamentalist
00:09:07which was an isolated accident.
00:09:09Andrés, it's time to break free.
00:09:11There are days when I encourage her.
00:09:13Hey, why are you calling me?
00:09:15What if I don't smoke?
00:09:15Me neither, but I'm open to discussion.
00:09:17You don't smoke,
00:09:18But Belén did, and Mariano too.
00:09:20Emilio, Andrés, Marisa.
00:09:21The smoke from a single cigarette
00:09:23It stays in the air for six hours.
00:09:25And it contains four thousand carcinogenic substances,
00:09:28cyanide, lead, benzopyrene...
00:09:30Well, with everything that comes in,
00:09:31I even find it cheap.
00:09:33I am a smoker
00:09:33And I tell you that tobacco kills.
00:09:35Emilio, please,
00:09:36then distribute these leaflets.
00:09:38Damn, what a bad vibe.
00:09:39What is this photo of?
00:09:40Well, a lung with emphysema.
00:09:42Tobacco causes lung cancer.
00:09:44of the larynx, of the esophagus,
00:09:45in chronic bronchitis,
00:09:46It ages the skin...
00:09:47Damn, this guy's unemployed
00:09:49Now he wants to teach us.
00:09:50It's hard, you're with the monkey.
00:09:52Okay, fine.
00:09:53Smoking is not allowed in common areas.
00:09:55That's it, anything else?
00:09:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:56For safety reasons, smoking is also not allowed in the homes.
00:09:59Votes in favor?
00:10:00Fascist!
00:10:00John Hitler!
00:10:01Stop, stop,
00:10:02But how can I not be able to smoke?
00:10:03in my own house?
00:10:04It's not yours, it's mine.
00:10:07You burned my sofa
00:10:08with a cigarette butt.
00:10:10Ma'am, this sofa
00:10:11I should have thrown it away a long time ago.
00:10:12I support the ban.
00:10:13who has a young child
00:10:14And I don't want him to be educated.
00:10:15in a corrupt environment.
00:10:15Pretend that there is no vice in your house.
00:10:17This is an outrage.
00:10:18against human dignity.
00:10:20I say no to the nicotirazo.
00:10:22Well, thank goodness it doesn't matter.
00:10:23Whatever you say
00:10:24because you are not the owner.
00:10:26That's also true.
00:10:27When you're right, I'll give it to you.
00:10:29Mr. John,
00:10:29My job is very stressful.
00:10:30Me without tobacco
00:10:31I don't know if I'll be able to keep smiling.
00:10:33You'll have a prettier one.
00:10:34Tobacco stains teeth.
00:10:35Perhaps not now,
00:10:36But I'm sure
00:10:37that with time
00:10:38You will all appreciate my proposal.
00:10:40Votes in favor
00:10:41of the total ban
00:10:42smoking in the building.
00:10:45Approved by an absolute majority.
00:10:46But wow, this is amazing.
00:10:48Yes, Belén,
00:10:48that if you take the opportunity to quit.
00:10:50I want to say
00:10:50that in my karaoke video store
00:10:52smokers
00:10:52You will be very welcome
00:10:53and treated as human beings.
00:10:56Whenever you consume.
00:10:57I'm going to try to quit.
00:10:58But it's been many years.
00:10:59My love, I'll help you.
00:11:01You have to exercise.
00:11:02He's going to have another heart attack.
00:11:03If you want, I'll do it.
00:11:04I can help you with acupuncture
00:11:06because tobacco
00:11:06obstructs the flow
00:11:08of the body's energy.
00:11:09Needles in the ears
00:11:09What they do is restore
00:11:10the energy system
00:11:12And that's how you eliminate the dependency.
00:11:13Thirty euros per session.
00:11:15Thirty euros
00:11:16for poking my ears.
00:11:17Come on, man.
00:11:18Then I also do
00:11:19naturopathic treatments
00:11:20That already helps.
00:11:22lung drainage.
00:11:23I don't drain anything
00:11:24because from there
00:11:24Anything can happen.
00:11:26This lady has there
00:11:27tar
00:11:27to pave the entire street.
00:11:28Come on, let's do it
00:11:29a collective effort.
00:11:30Smoking is going to end.
00:11:32The balls.
00:11:33Marisa.
00:11:38You were a hit on your date last night.
00:11:39What a time to be going home.
00:11:40Which quote?
00:11:41If I'm coming from a meeting.
00:11:42The date was a failure.
00:11:43I was in bed by 11.
00:11:44In other words, the dermatologist
00:11:45That's fine, right?
00:11:46She was crazy
00:11:46And I don't like crazy people.
00:11:47But why because he's gay?
00:11:48Do you need to be flamboyant?
00:11:50I don't have a pen.
00:11:51Sometimes when you emphasize...
00:11:54Well, but you're not emphasizing it much, are you?
00:11:55This is bullshit.
00:11:57They're getting married tomorrow
00:11:58those two traitors
00:11:58And I have no one.
00:11:59who to go to the wedding with.
00:12:00I need an uncle
00:12:01as God intended.
00:12:02But he won't send it to me.
00:12:03Then go alone.
00:12:04No, I'm just not going.
00:12:06Well, then don't go.
00:12:07But how could I not go, Bea?
00:12:08I have to go.
00:12:08But never alone.
00:12:10He would be the one defeated,
00:12:11the humiliated one,
00:12:11the one from...
00:12:12Look at him, poor thing.
00:12:13This is the one that was believed
00:12:14who had the two of them behind him.
00:12:15There's no way.
00:12:16Never alone.
00:12:17I need to go to that wedding
00:12:18with Brad Pitt,
00:12:19with George Clooney
00:12:19or with Ramón García.
00:12:20I don't care anymore.
00:12:21I'm desperate.
00:12:22With whomever.
00:12:22It's my moment,
00:12:23my revenge.
00:12:24Well, tell a neighbor.
00:12:25that goes with you.
00:12:26I don't know.
00:12:26Sure, I'll go in through the door
00:12:27with Juan Cuesta
00:12:27holding hands.
00:12:28Bea, please,
00:12:29Either you help or you shut up.
00:12:32Do you want me to go with you?
00:12:33See?
00:12:34You're already starting to help.
00:12:35Please, Bea,
00:12:35come with me.
00:12:36I won't be able to do it alone.
00:12:37endure it.
00:12:37I'm falling apart.
00:12:39Let's go with Ezekiel
00:12:40in a happy family way.
00:12:41Okay, but let's see
00:12:41What should I wear?
00:12:42And me and the child.
00:12:44I'm going shopping.
00:12:45What size are you?
00:12:46Ah, well look,
00:12:46the one with pants has
00:12:47a size six months,
00:12:48But be careful with the shot.
00:12:48through the diaper.
00:12:49And then if you catch him
00:12:50a shirt...
00:12:51Never mind, just leave it.
00:12:52Come here.
00:12:53We'll finish sooner.
00:12:54Come on, my love.
00:12:57Thank you very much, Bea.
00:12:58You don't know how important it is
00:12:59What does this mean to me?
00:13:02Oh my god.
00:13:03I'm glad to see you too.
00:13:05Hello.
00:13:06Dear.
00:13:07Look.
00:13:10Do you like these sandals?
00:13:12185 euros.
00:13:13Yes, they are very pretty.
00:13:13But what's wrong with you?
00:13:14Why are you walking like that?
00:13:15You look like Maria del Monte
00:13:15when they put heels on her.
00:13:16Oh, why are they turning me into dust?
00:13:18Look at my pinky finger.
00:13:19Oh, poor thing.
00:13:21Let's see what I'll wear tomorrow.
00:13:23Why, where are you going?
00:13:24What do you mean, where am I going?
00:13:25Don't you remember?
00:13:26We have my sister's wedding.
00:13:28Tomorrow.
00:13:29We need to leave soon.
00:13:30It's 300 kilometers.
00:13:31It's true that it's outside.
00:13:33Hey, how do you get along with your sister?
00:13:35Bea, we said we're going
00:13:37and we can't back down.
00:13:38Also, my whole family
00:13:39He's looking forward to meeting you.
00:13:40Why me?
00:13:40Oh, I don't know.
00:13:41Because you're my girlfriend.
00:13:44Are you okay?
00:13:46Yes, yes.
00:13:47It's just that I'm not into weddings.
00:13:48It makes me very nervous.
00:13:49Well.
00:13:50I'm going for a walk
00:13:51Let's see if I eventually get used to it.
00:13:53Oh, Bea.
00:13:55You'll see how good it is
00:13:56We're going to have a great time.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:03This is humiliating.
00:14:04We look like we have the plague.
00:14:05We need to unite
00:14:06and assemble the resistance.
00:14:07They won't be able to defeat us.
00:14:08I'm going to quit.
00:14:09I promised Nieves.
00:14:11Me too, huh?
00:14:11That photo touched my soul.
00:14:13But that wasn't a lung.
00:14:14It was a pile of tar.
00:14:15But there's a catch, man.
00:14:17How are they going to take a picture of him?
00:14:18to a lung that's inside?
00:14:19Clear.
00:14:19Delegate, cheer up, and we'll leave them together.
00:14:21If something like this happens in your life.
00:14:22If I'm going to gain weight.
00:14:23I weigh 20 kilos
00:14:24and I'm not getting anywhere.
00:14:25Clear.
00:14:25And since you have the competition
00:14:26Miss Universe
00:14:26just around the corner,
00:14:27What's happening to you?
00:14:28It's because you lack willpower.
00:14:29Oh, and you?
00:14:30I bet I'll quit before you do.
00:14:32Ready.
00:14:32Look, this cigarette, do you see it?
00:14:34I don't smoke anymore.
00:14:35Oh, really?
00:14:35Well, look, do you see it?
00:14:38Well.
00:14:38What are you doing?
00:14:39The last one.
00:14:40Hey, if you're going to throw away any packages
00:14:41Give it to me.
00:14:42If this way you avoid suffering.
00:14:44Dad, you're just like me, aren't you?
00:14:45If you ever smoke again
00:14:45It doesn't go into the goal.
00:14:46Do you see it?
00:14:47With a compelling reason
00:14:48Yes, I'm considering it.
00:14:49Furthermore, this is not metrosexual.
00:14:51And the old woman is coming on tour.
00:14:54You never know.
00:14:55Well, that's it.
00:14:57tobacco forever.
00:15:02Scabs, back out.
00:15:03You are not worthy
00:15:04to take a drag
00:15:05to this filter.
00:15:06Amen.
00:15:16Roberto, what are you doing?
00:15:18Uh, nothing.
00:15:20I was looking at the strings
00:15:21that are not aligned.
00:15:22That's why it takes so long
00:15:23in drying the clothes.
00:15:24You were spying on Lucia.
00:15:26I?
00:15:26What are you saying?
00:15:28Roberto, staying here
00:15:29in the bullring
00:15:30You'll never get it back.
00:15:31You have to go out to the square
00:15:32to bullfight.
00:15:33So what do I do?
00:15:34I already told him
00:15:34that I love her
00:15:35and that I'm looking forward to
00:15:35go back to her.
00:15:36That's bad.
00:15:37How badly?
00:15:37Very badly.
00:15:38But if that's what people like
00:15:39to the aunts,
00:15:39the Titanic movie.
00:15:40No, but that's with exes.
00:15:41not working.
00:15:42That's where the rules change.
00:15:43Damn, that's complicated
00:15:44This is it, damn it.
00:15:45Of course, you can't
00:15:46to go around like
00:15:46lapdog
00:15:47because that gets overwhelming
00:15:48And it's a shame.
00:15:50You have to move on from her
00:15:51that they see you rebuilding your life.
00:15:52Yes, but I want to
00:15:53remake it with her.
00:15:54Sure, but for that
00:15:55First you have to redo
00:15:56yours separately
00:15:57because she's going to try
00:15:58to remake theirs
00:15:59But he's going to realize it
00:16:00that actually
00:16:00She wants to remake it with you.
00:16:02Then you will undo yours,
00:16:03She will undo hers
00:16:04and you two will remake it together
00:16:06And while I'm at it, I'll redo mine.
00:16:08with a roommate
00:16:09that he pays me the rent.
00:16:10Of course, damn it.
00:16:11If I had him in front of me
00:16:11But it was locked.
00:16:12There.
00:16:13But what do I do?
00:16:14Roberto, go out with someone.
00:16:17Good idea.
00:16:19Do you want to go out with me?
00:16:21I.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23It was like it happened suddenly.
00:16:25The spark has ignited
00:16:26without realizing it.
00:16:28Lamb.
00:16:29I think it was
00:16:30when we made love.
00:16:31She was stunned.
00:16:32Then there have been
00:16:32a sexual tension that...
00:16:35TRUE?
00:16:36Well, he's fallen in love.
00:16:38Bring me breakfast
00:16:38every day to bed,
00:16:40He writes me notes,
00:16:41He draws me while I sleep.
00:16:43Churri.
00:16:44Well, isn't that lovely?
00:16:46We wanted to tell you
00:16:47before you knew
00:16:48via Radiopatio.
00:16:49Yeah.
00:16:49Because for us
00:16:50Your friendship is very important.
00:16:51Hey, if it bothers you
00:16:52We'll leave it at that, okay?
00:16:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:54Yes, I'm delighted.
00:16:56I'm so glad
00:16:56For you guys, huh?
00:16:58Okay, I'll leave you now.
00:16:59I need to get ready.
00:17:00because I have arranged to meet.
00:17:03Ann.
00:17:04Uh, he said he's arranged to meet.
00:17:06With who?
00:17:07It's a bluff.
00:17:10Hey.
00:17:11Well, she doesn't cry.
00:17:13Emilio, please.
00:17:14I mean, Roberto,
00:17:15What's he going to see in you?
00:17:15Well, that...
00:17:17Come.
00:17:18Well, that's it.
00:17:19There are sensors in place
00:17:20on stairs,
00:17:21on landings and in homes.
00:17:22As soon as they detect
00:17:23the slightest trace of smoke
00:17:24the systems will jump
00:17:25of alarm and of extinction.
00:17:27And now, if you sign here...
00:17:29And how much is it going to cost us?
00:17:30They must have given him a commission, huh?
00:17:32Ma'am, it's for your safety.
00:17:34that prefers a community
00:17:35of the 21st century
00:17:36or remain anchored
00:17:37in vertical shantytowns.
00:17:38For what little time I have left,
00:17:40whichever is cheapest for me.
00:17:41This is a cutout
00:17:42of freedoms.
00:17:43What's next?
00:17:44A barcode
00:17:45on the back of the neck?
00:17:46Hey, but this works, right?
00:17:47It's not a deterrent to that.
00:17:49Emilio, no.
00:17:50The well!
00:17:52Party!
00:17:53For this!
00:17:54Party, party!
00:17:57Wet T-shirt contests!
00:17:58Please send us the instructions!
00:18:00Let's see,
00:18:01tank for you
00:18:02Installing prevention...
00:18:03In Spanish!
00:18:05Thank you for installing
00:18:06the prevention system...
00:18:08How do you stop it?
00:18:09Hey, but this is really practical, isn't it?
00:18:10I'll park my motorcycle here.
00:18:11like a car wash.
00:18:12Turn off the main water valve, damn it!
00:18:14And we'll finish sooner!
00:18:15Come on, yes, run.
00:18:17Okay, let me do it.
00:18:18How clumsy!
00:18:18It can't be that difficult.
00:18:20It has to come in A
00:18:21to turn off.
00:18:21Turn off.
00:18:23There it is.
00:18:24Turn off!
00:18:27What do you do with the water?
00:18:29that in Murcia
00:18:29Is it really necessary?
00:18:30Well, at least
00:18:31It's clear that it works.
00:18:33So smokers,
00:18:34You know,
00:18:34from the portal inwards
00:18:35not even a cigarette.
00:18:36Yes, Andrés has already quit.
00:18:37Look, now he's going to run
00:18:38He went to the park, so happy
00:18:39to cleanse the body.
00:18:41That's what you all should do.
00:18:43Listen, my father
00:18:44And we've broken up too, okay?
00:18:45And plenty of exercise.
00:18:46I'm going to do it here now
00:18:47with the mop.
00:18:47I'm not used to going for a run alone.
00:18:49I find it a bit boring.
00:18:51Then let this gentleman accompany you
00:18:52who is already wearing the tracksuit.
00:18:54Maybe he can't keep up with me.
00:18:55I am a great long-distance runner.
00:18:57Come on, shoot.
00:18:57You'll see how handsome he is.
00:18:58You'll have clean pores.
00:18:59Bring it.
00:19:00Here, take the nicotine patch.
00:19:01And abdominal acetaminophen.
00:19:03Come on, look.
00:19:04Let's scrub the stairs.
00:19:05Thank you very much, Mr. Juan.
00:19:06Have the cube
00:19:07I'll take the other one now.
00:19:08No no.
00:19:08It's a let's go
00:19:09malstatic.
00:19:10Ah, and you remain static
00:19:12And I do the dishes, as always.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:20See?
00:19:20Everyone quits smoking.
00:19:21Only you remain.
00:19:22I don't feel like it.
00:19:23Think about me a little bit.
00:19:25The grass says to live by your side
00:19:26It's like smoking five cigarettes a day.
00:19:28For the ten years we've been together
00:19:30That's eighteen thousand cigarettes.
00:19:32Ah, yes.
00:19:32Well, I paid for that myself.
00:19:34Eighteen thousand cigarettes
00:19:35There are nine hundred packages.
00:19:37So you owe me
00:19:38two thousand seven hundred euros.
00:19:40The lighters
00:19:41The house provides them.
00:19:42In the brochure
00:19:43that Cuesta gave us
00:19:44It said that a cigarette
00:19:46I took you away
00:19:47seven seconds of life.
00:19:48That's impossible
00:19:49because otherwise
00:19:50I wouldn't have arrived
00:19:51nor to first communion.
00:19:52I'm sorry because you're my sister.
00:19:53But you quit smoking
00:19:54Or you leave home.
00:19:55Oh, really?
00:19:55Well, I'm going to the video store.
00:19:57which is the only remaining stronghold
00:19:58who remains free.
00:19:59And I'm very glad
00:20:00if I hadn't unpacked my suitcase.
00:20:04Hey, what's leaving?
00:20:06Sure, if you're the one who threw it in.
00:20:08And how will it survive?
00:20:09Paco has some Mexicans.
00:20:12Two sons of bitches.
00:20:13Look, don't defend them.
00:20:15My ex and my best friend
00:20:16Well, my only friend in the building
00:20:18They start dating.
00:20:19And on top of that, they come here
00:20:20Wow!
00:20:20Holding hands
00:20:21Tell me.
00:20:22It seems to me
00:20:23a nice touch
00:20:23of sincere friendship.
00:20:24Please look
00:20:25Either you help me or you shut up.
00:20:27Other.
00:20:27Hey, look
00:20:28It's like Bethlehem
00:20:29I hope things start going better for him than for me.
00:20:30I'm sinking, huh?
00:20:33Look, you
00:20:34to cheer you up
00:20:34Look at me.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36I have two weddings tomorrow.
00:20:37at the same time
00:20:37300 kilometers away.
00:20:40I'm going with Rosa.
00:20:41He'll kill me if I don't go.
00:20:42And another one I'm going with Mauri.
00:20:43what if I don't go
00:20:43He kills himself.
00:20:47Hey, and why?
00:20:47Aren't you going with him?
00:20:49I?
00:20:49To a wedding
00:20:50no, no, let's go
00:20:50That's all I needed.
00:20:52What am I saying?
00:20:52Is he your brother?
00:20:53Okay, well, that's why.
00:20:54There is trust.
00:20:54I already went to their first wedding
00:20:55I don't have to go to this one.
00:20:57And you can't get me
00:20:59for tonight
00:20:59a gay boy,
00:21:01tall, handsome,
00:21:01single,
00:21:02without a feather,
00:21:02intelligent,
00:21:03cultured, sensitive
00:21:03and available
00:21:04for a stable relationship?
00:21:06No, it's not free.
00:21:09Of course, it's done!
00:21:11I call a boy
00:21:11from a dating agency.
00:21:13I'll pay you tonight.
00:21:14so that they can get to know each other
00:21:15and I'll pay you tomorrow.
00:21:16to accompany him to the wedding?
00:21:17I'm going to like pasta
00:21:18But I'm getting rid of the problem.
00:21:20Are you going to send Mauri?
00:21:21To a wedding with a male prostitute?
00:21:22No,
00:21:23with a male escort
00:21:24high stand-in.
00:21:25I'm going to buy the newspaper.
00:21:26Hey, no, no, no,
00:21:27Wait, I'm not finished.
00:21:28to vent
00:21:28I need a friend.
00:21:30I'll be back later, okay?
00:21:31When?
00:21:41Carlos, what are you doing?
00:21:46Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:21:48That on the first day
00:21:49Nor should we force it.
00:21:50I can't take it anymore.
00:21:51if the tracksuit
00:21:52It's for washing the car.
00:21:53One minute,
00:21:54at this rate
00:21:55Nobody will put up with it.
00:21:56Look at Ben Johnson,
00:21:57nine seconds
00:21:57and home.
00:21:58And on top of that, he was doped up.
00:22:00Come on, a cigarette?
00:22:02But we weren't leaving him.
00:22:04But if it's to open
00:22:04the alveoli.
00:22:05What does it matter if we lose a battle?
00:22:07The important thing
00:22:08It's about winning the war.
00:22:09Oh, wait until I take this off.
00:22:10I'm worried I might get poisoned.
00:22:12Hey, no, I don't know
00:22:13I would continue, you see, right?
00:22:14No way, I was making meatballs today.
00:22:16It has enough for the whole morning.
00:22:18Hey, and you and she already...
00:22:21Mariano, please, okay?
00:22:23That topic is not discussed.
00:22:25So no.
00:22:27Unless he lets you.
00:22:28She is a traditional woman
00:22:30of unwavering values.
00:22:32Narrow.
00:22:33That.
00:22:33I'm quitting smoking.
00:22:35Let's see if that works.
00:22:36at last,
00:22:38I'm carrying two candles.
00:22:39ever since I broke up with Isabel.
00:22:41Hey,
00:22:41the herbs
00:22:42It has to be a shot
00:22:43In bed, right?
00:22:44Come on, go ahead.
00:22:45Let's go home.
00:22:46Wait.
00:22:49To the,
00:22:50We've already sweated enough.
00:22:52We took a taxi back, huh?
00:22:53Yes of course.
00:22:54And inside we stretch a little.
00:22:57Calm down, calm down.
00:23:02Roberto and Belén.
00:23:03Are they serious?
00:23:05Well yes.
00:23:06And according to them, they are very much in love.
00:23:08And not that I care,
00:23:10The truth is, Carlos.
00:23:11But here everyone
00:23:12go on with their lives
00:23:13except me.
00:23:14Look.
00:23:15I'm going to teach you
00:23:16what I wrote in my diary
00:23:17when I was 12 years old.
00:23:19Look, you'll see.
00:23:21Ah,
00:23:22here, here, here, here.
00:23:24When I grow up
00:23:25I want to get married,
00:23:26to have five children,
00:23:27a house with a fireplace
00:23:28and a pony farm.
00:23:31Oh, yes,
00:23:32How cute.
00:23:33And what have I achieved?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I am unemployed.
00:23:36childless and alone.
00:23:38Carlos,
00:23:38I want my pony farm.
00:23:40I'll buy them from you.
00:23:41How much do they cost?
00:23:42No, no, yes,
00:23:43It doesn't matter.
00:23:43It is a symbol
00:23:45how time
00:23:46has shattered my dreams
00:23:48and it has left me adrift
00:23:49in a sea of uncertainty.
00:23:51How beautiful.
00:23:53It's like a song.
00:23:54by Andy and Lucas.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:55You see me as older.
00:23:57Carlos, look,
00:23:58look,
00:23:58my skin,
00:23:59See?
00:24:00It has lost its elasticity.
00:24:01Do you see how hard it is for him?
00:24:02return to its place?
00:24:03What are you saying?
00:24:03And it's perfect,
00:24:05hydrated,
00:24:05with an enviable pH,
00:24:07There are no black spots,
00:24:08in the end.
00:24:08No, no, no,
00:24:09I have pimples.
00:24:10And besides, they're killing me
00:24:11expensive creams.
00:24:11I'm going to end up like the junkies
00:24:13robbing pharmacies.
00:24:14You, hands up!
00:24:15Do not touch me
00:24:16in a coliposal more than you have.
00:24:17Hey,
00:24:18Do you know what you need?
00:24:19The chocolate side.
00:24:21No.
00:24:23You'll see,
00:24:24I'm going to take you
00:24:24Where am I going?
00:24:26when I'm depressed.
00:24:27To a psychologist?
00:24:28No, no, no,
00:24:29far better.
00:24:30You're going to love it.
00:24:32Come on.
00:24:46Don't mess with me!
00:24:48Nativity scene.
00:24:48That?
00:24:49Lucia,
00:24:50who is leaving with Carlos.
00:24:51Hey,
00:24:51Do you have anything to iron?
00:24:53I need
00:24:54to have your hands full.
00:24:55Are you even listening to me?
00:24:56I've handed it to him on a silver platter.
00:24:58What the hell
00:24:58Did I listen to you?
00:24:59Okay, Roberto,
00:25:00Think about it for a little while,
00:25:01Hey, think.
00:25:01If Lucia goes to look
00:25:02comfort to Carlos
00:25:03It's wrong.
00:25:03And if it's wrong
00:25:04The plan works.
00:25:05And leave me alone,
00:25:06I've been here for three hours
00:25:07and thirty-six minutes
00:25:08without smoking.
00:25:09I am very proud of myself.
00:25:10Should I follow him just in case?
00:25:12No,
00:25:12that you expect
00:25:13to take the first step.
00:25:15Do you have a cigarette?
00:25:16But I don't smoke.
00:25:18What if I didn't get sick?
00:25:21Eh, eh, eh, eh.
00:25:22Where are you going with the cigarette?
00:25:23The alarm goes off.
00:25:24What are you saying?
00:25:25What alarm?
00:25:25They say, God.
00:25:26Haven't you spoken to your father?
00:25:27In them we are teenagers,
00:25:28We don't talk to the parents.
00:25:29Look here.
00:25:30Here you can see him already high.
00:25:32If my father is unemployed
00:25:33He does some silly things.
00:25:34Come on, let's go.
00:25:37What a shame.
00:25:37Me killing myself,
00:25:38playing sports
00:25:39And you there,
00:25:40asphalting your lungs.
00:25:42But if it's not mine,
00:25:42I haven't tried it.
00:25:43But come on,
00:25:44I don't know if I'll be able to endure it,
00:25:45I'm smoking on top of it.
00:25:46Look at me,
00:25:47I said I'm quitting
00:25:47And I'll leave it at that.
00:25:48because I have willpower
00:25:49and a couple of eggs.
00:25:51Well, you smell like tobacco.
00:25:52You stink.
00:25:52Because I'm running
00:25:53and I went through the door
00:25:54to a high school
00:25:55and they were at recess.
00:25:56Hello darling.
00:25:57Hello.
00:25:58Hello.
00:25:59Hey, if you don't mind
00:25:59I'll pick you up tonight
00:26:00at nine
00:26:01instead of nine thirty.
00:26:02Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:02Sure, okay.
00:26:03There's no problem.
00:26:04What are we talking about?
00:26:05From the inauguration
00:26:06from Jaime's bar,
00:26:07I told you so.
00:26:07Oh, but I'm
00:26:08quitting smoking
00:26:09And now I can't
00:26:09put in a bar.
00:26:10It's like putting Karina in there
00:26:11at a karaoke bar.
00:26:12Relapse is guaranteed.
00:26:13But you had me worried sick
00:26:14that should have been said earlier.
00:26:14I already told him we were going.
00:26:15I'll go with you.
00:26:16Are any celebrities going?
00:26:17Yes, Madonna will be there.
00:26:18and Mary Jesus
00:26:18and his accordion
00:26:19presenting their new album
00:26:20of duets.
00:26:20But you can see salt or not.
00:26:22Dad, you're staying here
00:26:22with me detoxifying
00:26:24that we never do anything together.
00:26:25And you stay calm, darling,
00:26:26Be patient.
00:26:27I think in two or three years
00:26:28I will be able to lead a normal life.
00:26:29Well, that's it, Maradona.
00:26:32I'll come see you tomorrow.
00:26:34Let's see who's going to join me now.
00:26:36Hey, if you go to a pharmacy
00:26:37Let's buy some patches
00:26:38or some methadone gum.
00:26:40Ah.
00:26:41What a woman.
00:26:42He has a flaw in his gaze.
00:26:43like her mother.
00:26:44Dad, this relationship
00:26:44Don't mess with me, okay?
00:26:45No, not that.
00:26:46You'll take care of it yourself.
00:26:49My, my, my, my, my.
00:26:59Hey Carlos, what's up?
00:27:01What's up, dude?
00:27:01You don't go a week without coming?
00:27:03I've been really, really busy.
00:27:05Work and a little something.
00:27:05Oh, so you work.
00:27:08Here, take a little balloon.
00:27:09Give it to me, give it to me.
00:27:10Take.
00:27:11Give me two,
00:27:11that I've come with someone today.
00:27:12Of course, man.
00:27:13Of course.
00:27:14Thank you.
00:27:15Take.
00:27:16Oh ok.
00:27:17Hey, and I'm going to introduce you
00:27:18to Tweety Bird.
00:27:19Piolín, Lucía.
00:27:20Lucia Piolín.
00:27:21Hello.
00:27:25How are you?
00:27:27Well, there's your motorcycle
00:27:28as always.
00:27:28Well, I expected nothing less.
00:27:29See you later, okay?
00:27:30Okay, see you later.
00:27:30Bye bye.
00:27:31Come here.
00:27:31No, no, no.
00:27:33Everyone is walking.
00:27:34Yeah, man, no.
00:27:35But it's still here.
00:27:35I always have this here.
00:27:37Come.
00:27:38Come on.
00:27:41Bye bye.
00:27:42Bye bye.
00:27:53Bye bye.
00:28:22Bye bye.
00:28:34Okay, so his name is Mauri, right?
00:28:37Wait, wait, a quick review.
00:28:38You are a veterinarian at the Native Species Recovery Center.
00:28:41You don't smoke, you love white wine.
00:28:43The second act of La Traviata, the countryside and Gery Olman.
00:28:47Tonight you're inviting an Italian to dinner.
00:28:48He'll try to be witty, because you laugh at some of his jokes and... well.
00:28:53Okay, that's 300 euros. If there's sex, it's 600.
00:28:57Man, sex, what is sex, is not necessary.
00:29:00He's very romantic, a little kiss at the door and then home.
00:29:03If everything goes well, he has to invite you to a wedding tomorrow.
00:29:05To a wedding?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:06Do we have to put on a show for the boyfriend?
00:29:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:09It's just about accompanying him, as if you were just another guest.
00:29:12Well, that one also has a supplement, huh?
00:29:14Dude, you look like a taxi.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:20Mauri?
00:29:21I'm coming out now!
00:29:26Mauri, do you remember David, the co-worker I've told you about before?
00:29:29The one from the Native Species Recovery Center.
00:29:32No, no, I remembered, but come on, from today on I'm not going to forget, that's for sure.
00:29:36I've told him about you and he's been so eager to meet you
00:29:39who came with me to see if you felt like going out and...
00:29:41Go out?
00:29:42Do you like Italian food?
00:29:44A lot, a lot.
00:29:46Uh, uh, excuse me, well sit down, get into position like...
00:29:50Go!
00:29:51Look!
00:29:52Come on.
00:30:00That?
00:30:01What do you mean, what?
00:30:01But how could you come here without warning me...
00:30:04How are you doing?
00:30:05Isn't he handsome?
00:30:06Yes, look at me, I look like a contestant on Big Brother.
00:30:09It's okay, David is perfectly normal, right?
00:30:11Normal?
00:30:11That thing sitting on the living room sofa isn't normal, Bea.
00:30:14What should I wear?
00:30:15Uh, the shirt with the collar...
00:30:16Well, you do something, get him some wine, help out a little.
00:30:23What a sudden stress.
00:30:24David, can I get you a white wine?
00:30:26Yeah, I love it.
00:30:29He liked you, the poor thing is smitten.
00:30:33I'll be right out!
00:30:34No, don't worry, that just means I'm half an hour short.
00:30:37Ah, then you can start paying me.
00:30:39Clear.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41It was 300 euros.
00:30:43Plus dinner.
00:30:44Man, he's really into inviting people over, huh?
00:30:45Yes, but I have to make him fall in love with me.
00:30:48Already.
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:50AND...
00:30:51Yes, okay, perfect.
00:30:54Thank you.
00:31:06Sunflower seeds, sunflower seeds, sunflower seeds.
00:31:07You like sunflower seeds.
00:31:09They are salt-free and do not make you fat.
00:31:11I caught you, you're smoking.
00:31:13How am I supposed to smoke?
00:31:13They've put a smoke detector there.
00:31:15It smells like tobacco in here, doesn't it?
00:31:16But to the nicotine that comes out of my pores.
00:31:18If I have olfactory hallucinations.
00:31:20Give me sunflower seeds.
00:31:20No, Emilio, go away, go away, I want to be alone.
00:31:22No, I have to keep an eye on you, you're too weak.
00:31:26How disgusting, if you don't have salt.
00:31:27We need to keep our minds occupied.
00:31:29I'm going to get some toothpicks.
00:31:30We make a torricula.
00:31:31No, toothpicks, no, I'll smoke it.
00:31:32Well, we have to do something.
00:31:34This is unbearable, Emilio.
00:31:41This is something else, huh?
00:31:42And cheaper than nicotine chili peppers.
00:31:45The thing is, without the cigarette afterwards, it's like a half-orgasm, right?
00:31:50Oops, you've already ruined it.
00:31:51How easily you ruin beautiful moments.
00:31:54Hey, this was just to relieve anxiety, okay?
00:31:56Yes, yes, yes.
00:31:57If there's nothing between you and me.
00:31:58I'm in love with Carmen and...
00:32:00But, my God, what have I done?
00:32:02You're mean, you're confusing me.
00:32:03Okay, calm down.
00:32:04This is therapeutic sex.
00:32:06That's a lie, you feel something.
00:32:07But what am I going to feel?
00:32:08Yes, you looked at me during orgasm.
00:32:10I was pretending to be crazy and you grabbed my face like this.
00:32:12You're crazy about me.
00:32:13Look, Emilio, don't ambush me, or I'll get anxious again, okay?
00:32:15No, no, no, no.
00:32:16Calm down, breathe, breathe.
00:32:17No, it's not that I don't want to breathe, I want a cigarette.
00:32:18No, no, no.
00:32:19Let's calm down, come on.
00:32:20Let's have another one, shall we?
00:32:21I try my best.
00:32:22Yes, but only sex.
00:32:23Yes, yes, of course.
00:32:24Oh no, wait.
00:32:25I'm going to get some sunflower seeds.
00:32:26Okay, later.
00:32:37I'm very proud of you.
00:32:39The first day is the worst.
00:32:40From now on it's all downhill.
00:32:43Look, I've bought you some lollipops to suck on.
00:32:45Cruyff received a lot of help.
00:32:47The truth is, I feel much better, you know?
00:32:49With more energy and more... everything.
00:32:54What's happening?
00:32:55What do I have?
00:32:56No, it's just that I thought that since I've quit smoking, maybe you'd like some.
00:33:02Oh, but don't say it out loud, man, you'll break the spell.
00:33:06I already came with the idea of...
00:33:08Relax, okay?
00:33:09Don't get stuck.
00:33:13Go get some candles to create ambiance.
00:33:20Wow, you have such great aim!
00:33:21I had been trying to get that plush toy for three years and there was no way.
00:33:24Carlos, don't strain yourself.
00:33:26I saw you paying the manager to throw the duck.
00:33:28I?
00:33:28Yes and you?
00:33:29Well, but in a way.
00:33:31Yes, let's go.
00:33:32Many.
00:33:34Well, that...
00:33:35Thank you very much.
00:33:37I had a great time.
00:33:38It's been like going back to childhood.
00:33:40Hey, I can give you the monthly bonus.
00:33:41I already have it.
00:33:43Or if you want to work there, in the haunted house, there are always vacancies.
00:33:46Because playing the exorcist as a child is very stressful.
00:33:55Or I can buy the park.
00:33:57Or we'll make ourselves a vest in view of the Ferris wheel.
00:34:00EITHER...
00:34:11There are no candles.
00:34:13But if we cover this lamp with a scarf, it gives off a very romantic indirect light.
00:34:19The preliminaries are 15 minutes, right?
00:34:21Lorena Verdun says so on her program.
00:34:23Well, whatever our bodies tell us to.
00:34:25You abandon yourself.
00:34:28Andrés, fire!
00:34:30Peaceful.
00:34:31There's time.
00:34:33That's some smart aleck who's lit a cigarette.
00:34:40Fuck.
00:34:45Carlos, it's raining on us.
00:34:48What water?
00:34:48Well, something might have happened to the fire suppression system.
00:34:52I'm going home.
00:34:54Call me tomorrow.
00:34:55I'll call you.
00:34:56Early in the morning.
00:34:57Or maybe I'll let you sleep a little.
00:35:00Okay, I'll call you.
00:35:02Yes, yes.
00:35:06And I want to ask this man
00:35:10how it broke in the light.
00:35:14And I wondered
00:35:16How would you tell me that you had...
00:35:24How sad.
00:35:26Even my uncles leave me hanging.
00:35:28Turn off the water!
00:35:29Wait!
00:35:32If we keep pouring water here,
00:35:34the common areas
00:35:34They will be turned into green areas.
00:35:38You'll see the water bill.
00:35:40I don't pay.
00:35:41Look at the little hut I found on my landing!
00:35:44Perhaps the water has washed away his footprints.
00:35:46Here we go again with that damn tobacco.
00:35:48And where were you?
00:35:49I was pressing him to see him
00:35:50the shower head that was leaking.
00:35:52What happened?
00:35:52I'm only going to ask once.
00:35:54Who smoked that?
00:35:56Oh, it wasn't anyone.
00:35:58I was at home with snow
00:36:01trying to sleep.
00:36:02And I was ironing my ear.
00:36:04Well, now it was Marisa.
00:36:05No!
00:36:06I kicked her out of the house!
00:36:08And this?
00:36:09Have you got a boyfriend yet?
00:36:11That's great.
00:36:12Since we are not mature enough
00:36:13to recognize things,
00:36:14as president of the community
00:36:16I am imposing martial law.
00:36:17Starting tomorrow
00:36:18There will be searches at the door
00:36:19to prevent tobacco from entering
00:36:20in the building.
00:36:21Sure, sure.
00:36:22And you undress us in the accounting room.
00:36:24Lucia, it's for the good of everyone.
00:36:25Well, look.
00:36:25Goodbye.
00:36:26That stuffed animal is suspicious, isn't it?
00:36:28I registered it.
00:36:31Bea, where are you?
00:36:32We have to leave very early tomorrow.
00:36:34I'm at Mauri's house waiting for him.
00:36:35The thing is...
00:36:36The thing is...
00:36:37His paternal grandmother has died
00:36:38and went to teach the child.
00:36:40To the guys who come from Murcia.
00:36:43That would no longer make any sense to the grandmother,
00:36:45Of course, because...
00:36:46Because, well,
00:36:46because the poor woman is no longer with us and...
00:36:49Well, that's it.
00:36:50What a mess, man.
00:36:51You should rest
00:36:52because you have to drive.
00:36:53The sandals have given me some wounds.
00:36:55But, Rosa,
00:36:56Take them off now.
00:36:57No, no,
00:36:58which are very pretty.
00:36:58I'm getting used to it.
00:37:00In the end.
00:37:01Hey, I'm on my way.
00:37:05How's it going with David?
00:37:06How has everything been going?
00:37:07It's perfect.
00:37:08It's perfect.
00:37:09So what's wrong with you?
00:37:10Well, these things are scary, Bea.
00:37:12because one is caught up in one's own stories,
00:37:14with its solitudes,
00:37:15And suddenly God sends me,
00:37:17because he clearly sent it to me,
00:37:18to the man of my life.
00:37:20But that's great, isn't it?
00:37:21Everything is wonderful.
00:37:23Everything is wonderful, everything, everything, everything.
00:37:25Okay, then tomorrow.
00:37:26He will accompany you to the wedding.
00:37:27No.
00:37:28What do you mean, no?
00:37:28I didn't ask him for it.
00:37:30Everything is going very well.
00:37:31You and I will take you to the wedding.
00:37:32I don't want to overwhelm him.
00:37:33But you won't overwhelm him.
00:37:36Look, you take him away.
00:37:37Uncle's bluffs.
00:37:38Yes, I do it very rarely.
00:37:39Besides, I have such an ugly suit that I don't...
00:37:41But, Bea,
00:37:41Would you like it if on the second date
00:37:43Will they take you to a wedding?
00:37:44Me?
00:37:45Will that win me over?
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:47Call him.
00:37:48Okay, I'll call you.
00:37:49But, Bea, stay still.
00:37:50What's the matter?
00:37:51I'm happy.
00:37:52I'm happy because I see you happy
00:37:53And because, Mauri,
00:37:55You have to take the plunge in life, right?
00:37:56Opportunities come and go.
00:37:57And it's very hard being gay at 60.
00:37:59and being out there alone,
00:38:00lost,
00:38:01bouncing from sauna to sauna...
00:38:02Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:38:04Okay, my name is.
00:38:05If he tells me no.
00:38:06I don't think so.
00:38:09David,
00:38:10Hi, I'm Mauri.
00:38:11A silly question.
00:38:13Do you want to come with me tomorrow?
00:38:14to a friend's wedding?
00:38:17At five in the afternoon.
00:38:19Hey, if you come pick me up,
00:38:20far better.
00:38:22Well, see you tomorrow.
00:38:23Yes, he's coming.
00:38:25Clear!
00:38:26Hey, you don't really care?
00:38:27That you already had your dress and everything.
00:38:29No, no, no, no.
00:38:29It's so much prettier.
00:38:30that you go with him.
00:38:31That's what I'm going to brag about tomorrow.
00:38:33Ben and Diego are dying.
00:38:42Carlos, who...
00:38:42Well, what I was thinking
00:38:44If you have nothing to do,
00:38:45Well, we could meet for a little while.
00:38:48Just a moment, okay?
00:38:49They're knocking at the door.
00:38:53Hello.
00:38:54Hello.
00:38:55I was just passing by.
00:38:56And I told myself
00:38:57I'm going to have breakfast with my girlfriend.
00:39:01Because we're dating, right?
00:39:03No offense intended, okay?
00:39:05I say this so I have something.
00:39:06something to hold on to.
00:39:07Go on, come in, come in, come in.
00:39:08Okay, okay, we'll just go with the flow.
00:39:11Look, I've brought you
00:39:12some buns,
00:39:13a little fruit,
00:39:14orange tube,
00:39:15What is vitamin C?
00:39:16to prevent colds,
00:39:17national press,
00:39:18foreigner,
00:39:19a little bit of the heart
00:39:19and a mini Parcheesi game
00:39:21that came with a supplement.
00:39:27But come on
00:39:28if you've already had breakfast
00:39:29You add a little bit
00:39:30of transparent film
00:39:31into the refrigerator
00:39:31and it lasts for two days.
00:39:32Carlos, what?
00:39:34Let's give it a try, okay?
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:38It's just that now
00:39:39I have the typical fear
00:39:40to say something
00:39:41and ruin it.
00:39:42Of course, maybe
00:39:43saying this
00:39:43I'm ruining it,
00:39:44But it's not like that either.
00:39:44I want to remain silent
00:39:45because communication
00:39:46It is very important
00:39:47in the couple
00:39:47and above all...
00:39:55Let's see,
00:39:56So you're dating
00:39:57with Carmen
00:39:57and you go and get involved
00:39:58again with Belén.
00:39:59No, be careful,
00:39:59I haven't gotten confused,
00:40:00which is just sex.
00:40:01She told me.
00:40:01And that's all.
00:40:02quite clear.
00:40:02And during life
00:40:04women
00:40:04They never just want sex.
00:40:06It's like the brochures
00:40:07from the bank,
00:40:07There's always fine print.
00:40:09By the way,
00:40:09Does anyone know?
00:40:10What is APR?
00:40:11Equivalent normal rate,
00:40:12is the effective interest.
00:40:13Give him a slap on the back of the head.
00:40:14Okay, that's it.
00:40:15Emilio,
00:40:15when one is in love
00:40:16not dedicated
00:40:17to cheat on him
00:40:18to his girlfriend.
00:40:18They're not horns,
00:40:19Pussy.
00:40:20I love Carmen
00:40:20what happens
00:40:21that she is a professor
00:40:22and the day passes
00:40:22correcting exams.
00:40:23I have Bethlehem
00:40:24more at hand
00:40:24for my anxiety.
00:40:25It's like a patch
00:40:26of nicotine
00:40:26And I make her happy.
00:40:29Come on,
00:40:29This one has grasped my idea.
00:40:31Son,
00:40:31I am your father
00:40:32And I have to tell you
00:40:33You're a complete idiot.
00:40:34Let's see,
00:40:35silence,
00:40:35that Seneca spoke about.
00:40:36That few know
00:40:37of female psychology.
00:40:38They're going to finish you off.
00:40:39leaving the two
00:40:39because you're a loser.
00:40:40What's happening to you?
00:40:41You're all just envious.
00:40:42that I have two women
00:40:43and none of you.
00:40:44Take care of yourselves a little
00:40:45more of your life
00:40:45And leave me alone.
00:40:46I'm fed up with you all.
00:40:51He's never listened to me.
00:40:51It's like a pill bug.
00:40:53It's closing.
00:40:53José,
00:40:54my uncle,
00:40:54there,
00:40:54that you are a minor.
00:40:55You cannot buy tobacco.
00:40:56Well,
00:40:57calmly,
00:40:57that's not for me.
00:40:58See you later.
00:40:59Hey,
00:40:59Don't upset Dad.
00:41:00Hey?
00:41:01Good morning.
00:41:03But you
00:41:03What are you doing here?
00:41:05I've come to have a little breakfast,
00:41:06What is food?
00:41:07most important of the day.
00:41:09But Carlos,
00:41:09Does he know he's sleeping?
00:41:10so far?
00:41:11Then they fall on me.
00:41:11I like the talks.
00:41:12Nobody says anything.
00:41:14That's a really good kid.
00:41:15man.
00:41:15Do you want something?
00:41:17A little puff.
00:41:18Scab,
00:41:19Didn't you break up with him?
00:41:20I just can't.
00:41:20This is bullshit.
00:41:21Marisa,
00:41:22You cannot pass
00:41:22I've been smoking here all day,
00:41:23that fill me
00:41:24the smoky place.
00:41:24Hey,
00:41:25I don't want to be
00:41:27Well, I do.
00:41:28blow the smoke over here.
00:41:30Oh,
00:41:31What a pleasure.
00:41:34Oh well,
00:41:34every time I enter my house
00:41:35I'm going to have to leave
00:41:36that Emilio rubs me.
00:41:37We still don't know.
00:41:37who made it jump
00:41:38The alarm went off last night.
00:41:39We cannot make exceptions.
00:41:40It wasn't me,
00:41:40But I don't smoke.
00:41:41It wasn't me,
00:41:42It wasn't me.
00:41:43How many times
00:41:43I've had to listen to that
00:41:44in the courtyard
00:41:44when they gave it to me
00:41:45with the ball here
00:41:46and everyone
00:41:46Was he going crazy?
00:41:47This one is clean.
00:41:48Following.
00:41:49Lady,
00:41:50what are you doing?
00:41:50A little patch,
00:41:51It's free.
00:41:52Let's hurry up,
00:41:54that I have bought frozen.
00:41:56Let's see,
00:41:56legs open
00:41:57and arms in your.
00:41:58But what are you doing?
00:41:59Not my daughter,
00:41:59man,
00:42:00if he/she doesn't smoke.
00:42:00But he didn't tell me
00:42:01that without exceptions.
00:42:02Following.
00:42:03I, Doña Concha
00:42:04I trust you.
00:42:05She is a woman of integrity.
00:42:06You search me,
00:42:08because I pay my dues.
00:42:10Mrs. Juan,
00:42:10help me with that.
00:42:12Hello, son.
00:42:13Here's something.
00:42:15What is this?
00:42:17Scallops
00:42:17in oyster sauce.
00:42:19That one didn't fit me.
00:42:21in the car.
00:42:24And this?
00:42:24But there's more.
00:42:25This is not a jacket,
00:42:27It's a gourmet club.
00:42:28You'll be a pensioner soon.
00:42:30Already.
00:42:32See?
00:42:33With this invention
00:42:34You save time.
00:42:35Sweeps and mops
00:42:35in one go.
00:42:36It's going to be a revolution.
00:42:37Well,
00:42:38I'm going to make a fortune
00:42:38on the infomercial.
00:42:39Ah,
00:42:40very good,
00:42:40very good.
00:42:41And how do you drain it?
00:42:42the mop?
00:42:43Hey?
00:42:44But that's in the end,
00:42:45No?
00:42:46Look,
00:42:46Roberto,
00:42:47Leave me the things
00:42:48and clean them.
00:42:48Okay?
00:42:49You go do the shopping.
00:42:50Come on.
00:42:52But how am I going to buy
00:42:53All this for 15 euros?
00:42:55Well,
00:42:55with the offers,
00:42:56two for one,
00:42:57the tastings.
00:42:58Look at the shopping carts
00:42:59that many people
00:42:59abandon the euro,
00:43:00Hey?
00:43:05No,
00:43:05I'd better go myself.
00:43:07I'm going to go
00:43:07because I see you
00:43:08a little bit green.
00:43:08Stay here
00:43:09reflecting a little
00:43:10about the concept
00:43:11of the mop-broom.
00:43:12Yeah,
00:43:12because I believe
00:43:13that if you put
00:43:13a tube
00:43:15telescopic extendable
00:43:16you're going to make it easier
00:43:17the draining.
00:43:18Ah,
00:43:19clear,
00:43:19like a blind man's cane.
00:43:21What a great idea.
00:43:22Well,
00:43:22Go make a sketch.
00:43:24That's how you record it
00:43:25before they take it away from you
00:43:25the idea the Japanese.
00:43:27Runs!
00:43:27Hey!
00:43:28Run, run!
00:43:28Come on!
00:43:31I'm missing you.
00:43:32Yeah.
00:43:35But I endure.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:39Bye bye.
00:43:40Hello.
00:43:41How are you?
00:43:44Lucia,
00:43:45that we are
00:43:45kissing Carlos
00:43:46still on drugs.
00:43:47No no.
00:43:47We are together.
00:43:49Ah,
00:43:50Ah,
00:43:51I've already asked you,
00:43:52I've already asked you.
00:43:54You're stung,
00:43:55You're faking it
00:43:55to make him jealous
00:43:56to Roberto.
00:43:57No,
00:43:57really.
00:43:58We left yesterday,
00:43:59We had a great time
00:44:01and...
00:44:01It emerged.
00:44:03No,
00:44:03Now seriously.
00:44:05Lucia,
00:44:06who is Carlos.
00:44:07Already,
00:44:07I know it's Carlos.
00:44:08Now the two
00:44:09We have a boyfriend
00:44:09and we can do
00:44:10couple stuff.
00:44:12that Roberto
00:44:13and mine was a lie,
00:44:14that we were pretending
00:44:15to make you jealous
00:44:16so that you would come back to him.
00:44:17That?
00:44:18Well,
00:44:18Don't look at me like that,
00:44:19which was his idea.
00:44:20He looks at me with that face.
00:44:21And I feel sorry for them.
00:44:22and it confuses me,
00:44:22me...
00:44:23This guy
00:44:23really
00:44:24It couldn't be more childish,
00:44:25further...
00:44:25I'm going to talk to him.
00:44:27No,
00:44:27No,
00:44:27No,
00:44:27No,
00:44:28that you sink it.
00:44:29But he's going to find out anyway.
00:44:30Already,
00:44:31But let me prepare it.
00:44:31the land,
00:44:32which is very bad,
00:44:33that I might do something crazy.
00:44:34Yeah,
00:44:35Is it that bad?
00:44:35Well,
00:44:35fatal,
00:44:36if he spends all day
00:44:37looking into the courtyard
00:44:37down.
00:44:38Don't tell him,
00:44:39please,
00:44:39Don't tell him.
00:44:43Man,
00:44:44Lucia,
00:44:44how are you?
00:44:47Well,
00:44:48well,
00:44:49Well, here,
00:44:49here,
00:44:50look,
00:44:50making the shopping list,
00:44:51looking for the best deal.
00:44:52And that's because I've forgotten
00:44:53the key.
00:44:55How are you?
00:44:56Did you want something?
00:44:58No,
00:44:59No,
00:44:59No,
00:45:00The truth is, no.
00:45:01Bye bye,
00:45:02I'm going home.
00:45:06She's exhausted.
00:45:07Hey?
00:45:07Yeah,
00:45:08stays afloat
00:45:09as best he can.
00:45:10Fuck,
00:45:11Nativity scene,
00:45:11thank you so much
00:45:12for what you're doing for me.
00:45:13It would never have occurred to me.
00:45:14such a twisted tactic,
00:45:16so feminine.
00:45:17Well,
00:45:17It might not work then.
00:45:19Hey?
00:45:19Because you never know,
00:45:20Because I don't know...
00:45:21Yes,
00:45:21man,
00:45:22I'm attacking tonight.
00:45:24No,
00:45:24No,
00:45:25No,
00:45:25No,
00:45:25You hang in there,
00:45:26Hold on,
00:45:26Don't jump in,
00:45:27Don't rush ahead, there's still a little way to go.
00:45:29No,
00:45:29Nativity scene,
00:45:29This is too cruel.
00:45:31poor thing.
00:45:32No.
00:45:32Yeah,
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:34What a day I've chosen
00:45:35to quit smoking.
00:45:38I'm not carrying anything,
00:45:40you're going to be suspicious
00:45:41from your own father.
00:45:43Ah,
00:45:43No?
00:45:44And what are these?
00:45:45The pacemaker batteries?
00:45:47That's mine,
00:45:48Someone put it there for me.
00:45:49To the strip,
00:45:50strip,
00:45:50strip,
00:45:50strip,
00:46:09strip.
00:46:09What do you think?
00:46:12I've suddenly got the urge to smoke.
00:46:13Well, ask Vicenta for a patch.
00:46:15but now I can't.
00:46:16What do you mean, no?
00:46:16If it's just a moment.
00:46:17Emilio,
00:46:18please.
00:46:18Hello,
00:46:18dear.
00:46:21Hello,
00:46:21my love.
00:46:22How are you?
00:46:23Good.
00:46:24Nothing,
00:46:24I've come to eat with you
00:46:25because I had a free hour.
00:46:27How was your first day without tobacco?
00:46:28Very well,
00:46:29Here, happily passing the time.
00:46:30Yeah,
00:46:31No?
00:46:31I've quit too.
00:46:32And Emilio is helping me a lot.
00:46:33Yeah,
00:46:34The thing is, here the goalkeeper is good for everything.
00:46:36Well,
00:46:36Well, I've said it,
00:46:37Hey?
00:46:37Take a little walk,
00:46:38Take a deep breath,
00:46:38eat your nose
00:46:39and off to bed.
00:46:40And you're not going to come up and fix my radiator?
00:46:42because it's dripping
00:46:43And then does Snow get angry?
00:46:44Well,
00:46:45Well, now I'll tell my father
00:46:46that he come up with a wrench.
00:46:47What, you go up, damn it?
00:46:48I don't feel like it.
00:46:49Go away,
00:46:49that you're trying to ruin me.
00:46:50Do you want me to stay for lunch?
00:46:51And shall we talk about our smoking cessation therapy?
00:46:53Nativity scene,
00:46:53Would you like to stay for lunch?
00:46:54Ah,
00:46:54well yes.
00:46:55No,
00:46:55No,
00:46:55No,
00:46:56if he has to leave
00:46:57And what if she's allergic to soy?
00:46:58and to Chinese things.
00:46:59I'm coming up now,
00:47:00bug.
00:47:01Carmen,
00:47:02no,
00:47:02that I'm not staying,
00:47:03I'm on a diet.
00:47:04Two minutes.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:08Hey,
00:47:08This girl is a bit strange.
00:47:09No?
00:47:09Strange?
00:47:10It belongs in a zoo.
00:47:11come on.
00:47:12What was I going to say?
00:47:13I'm going to upload it to see if it works.
00:47:14because the exhaust is very large
00:47:15and the parquet floor ends
00:47:16being a floating floor.
00:47:18Well,
00:47:18But don't take too long
00:47:18Because you know this is cold
00:47:19It's worthless.
00:47:20No way,
00:47:20No way,
00:47:20Is it just going to be a visual inspection?
00:47:22Come on,
00:47:22which amounts to a diagnosis.
00:47:28Hey,
00:47:28This is a bargain!
00:47:29I feel powerful,
00:47:30I'm telling you to come
00:47:31And you come.
00:47:32You make me sick,
00:47:33that you're wrong here.
00:47:34Didn't you say this was just sex?
00:47:35Clear,
00:47:35sex when I want it
00:47:36And now I want to.
00:47:37But you,
00:47:37Who do you think I am?
00:47:38The genie in the lamp,
00:47:39that you rub and I appear,
00:47:40I have my own life.
00:47:41Well,
00:47:41Emilio,
00:47:42Calm down,
00:47:42that the other one will be waiting for you downstairs.
00:47:44You don't get it
00:47:45that the other one is you,
00:47:46She is my girlfriend
00:47:47and you were only
00:47:48a sexual instrument,
00:47:49a nicotine gum with legs.
00:47:50Look,
00:47:50I won't repeat it to you a bunch of times,
00:47:51to bed.
00:47:52Clear,
00:47:52He didn't pay any attention to the loonies
00:47:53And I'm going to do it to you.
00:47:54Hey,
00:47:55hey,
00:47:55if you go out that door
00:47:56You find out the consequences.
00:47:57You don't scare me,
00:47:58I've seen Fatal Attraction
00:47:59And in the end, they kill the crazy woman.
00:48:01Hey,
00:48:02hey,
00:48:03I...
00:48:07She's really getting on my nerves.
00:48:09I've developed a fever,
00:48:10I think I have a few tenths.
00:48:12You bitch.
00:48:19My God,
00:48:20That?
00:48:20Nothing,
00:48:21I'm almost there.
00:48:22Hey,
00:48:23a little detail from the wedding
00:48:24that I haven't mentioned to you.
00:48:25Diego is getting married,
00:48:26my ex,
00:48:26with her boyfriend,
00:48:27Abel,
00:48:28my babysitter.
00:48:28I hate them both
00:48:29And I'm delighted.
00:48:30to go with you
00:48:30to curse them out.
00:48:31Call me envious,
00:48:33Call me vengeful,
00:48:34Whatever you want,
00:48:35But that's how it is.
00:48:36You still have time
00:48:37of telling me no.
00:48:38No,
00:48:38No,
00:48:38No,
00:48:38far better,
00:48:39more fun.
00:48:40Okay,
00:48:41It's perfect.
00:48:43Have a drink,
00:48:44I have wines to spare.
00:48:45I'll be right out.
00:48:49Yeah?
00:48:51Hang on a minute.
00:48:52Let me tell you something,
00:48:53this story of ours
00:48:54It's a bit like that
00:48:55like something out of a movie.
00:48:57David,
00:48:59Has it been taken?
00:48:59Oh God,
00:49:00that has left.
00:49:00Who will stay at eight?
00:49:01At eight o'clock,
00:49:02impossible.
00:49:02I have a wedding
00:49:03with another client.
00:49:04Yeah.
00:49:05No,
00:49:06He doesn't want sex.
00:49:06She just wants me to accompany her.
00:49:08A friend is paying for it.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:10It's a story
00:49:11a little strange,
00:49:11But anyway,
00:49:12at this point.
00:49:14What they haven't asked me for
00:49:15me.
00:49:15David,
00:49:16Who are you talking to?
00:49:17Hey?
00:49:19With the supermarket.
00:49:21I'll do the shopping
00:49:22online
00:49:22And it seems that the delivery man
00:49:24It has been lost.
00:49:25Ah,
00:49:25And whose customer am I?
00:49:26Because I just don't understand.
00:49:28Look,
00:49:28Mauri,
00:49:28I'm not a veterinarian,
00:49:29I am an escort.
00:49:31Companion?
00:49:31Yeah,
00:49:32I charge for these things.
00:49:33Well,
00:49:33more things,
00:49:34I mean,
00:49:35hotels,
00:49:35home,
00:49:36business trips,
00:49:38multi-adventure,
00:49:38bachelor party.
00:49:40Your friend Bea called me
00:49:41and so,
00:49:43I.
00:49:46That.
00:49:51Bea,
00:49:52Look what they've done to me!
00:49:52things that are hard to believe,
00:49:54but send me to the wedding
00:49:55Diego and Abel
00:49:55with a male prostitute
00:49:56That's it
00:49:57He didn't forgive you.
00:49:58me in life.
00:49:58Mauri,
00:49:59I'm so sorry,
00:50:00I've done it
00:50:00with the best intentions.
00:50:01It cost me 300 euros.
00:50:03Who are you?
00:50:03Turn off your mobile phone, okay?
00:50:04Yeah,
00:50:04Just a moment,
00:50:04please.
00:50:05that drive me crazy
00:50:06the numbers.
00:50:06Where are you?
00:50:07At the bingo hall?
00:50:07No,
00:50:08listen,
00:50:09What more can I give you with David?
00:50:09What if nobody knows him?
00:50:11Bea,
00:50:11Two gay men get married,
00:50:12They can get to know him
00:50:13half of the guests
00:50:14or the judge,
00:50:14the photographer,
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:16He's going to fire me,
00:50:16Come here,
00:50:17Look what time it is,
00:50:18that we arrived late.
00:50:20I just can't.
00:50:21Rosa's sister is getting married,
00:50:22I am in Zaragoza.
00:50:23No,
00:50:23You are 123 kilometers away.
00:50:25So that's what it was,
00:50:26No?
00:50:27It's either her or me.
00:50:28No,
00:50:29Listen, listen...
00:50:29Tell me.
00:50:30But look,
00:50:30Leave it.
00:50:31It doesn't matter,
00:50:32no problem,
00:50:32Go with her.
00:50:33Total,
00:50:33I am just the father
00:50:34of your son,
00:50:35the one who entrusted you with his semen,
00:50:36the one who tore you away
00:50:37from the arms of loneliness
00:50:38and your nephews
00:50:38when you didn't have
00:50:39where you'd drop dead.
00:50:40Why are you going to be there?
00:50:41When do I need you?
00:50:42Dear,
00:50:42Is something wrong?
00:50:43The thing is
00:50:44if he doesn't return to the phone
00:50:45I'm going to have to call
00:50:46to the police,
00:50:47Hey?
00:50:47Dear,
00:50:47please,
00:50:48pay this gentleman.
00:50:48Wait,
00:50:49that the child has vomited.
00:50:51Mauri...
00:50:51And now on top of everything
00:50:52You're making the child dizzy.
00:50:53Really,
00:50:54Bea,
00:50:54I thought
00:50:54which was more important
00:50:55for you.
00:50:58Here you go.
00:51:01I have to go now
00:51:02to the wedding alone.
00:51:03I already knew that.
00:51:07Well, I don't feel like it.
00:51:10That?
00:51:10Ready to eat?
00:51:11No?
00:51:11Yeah,
00:51:12It's almost time.
00:51:13A little cigarette as an aperitif?
00:51:15No,
00:51:16thank you,
00:51:16I've quit.
00:51:17Sure?
00:51:18I have blonde hair,
00:51:19light,
00:51:20medium,
00:51:21black,
00:51:21import,
00:51:22national...
00:51:22No,
00:51:23no,
00:51:23Furthermore, smoking is not allowed here.
00:51:25There are sensors everywhere.
00:51:27Not in the attic.
00:51:29Well,
00:51:30Well, give me a pack of blond hair.
00:51:31No no,
00:51:32single cigarettes only,
00:51:33retail.
00:51:34Well, give me three.
00:51:35That's five euros.
00:51:36Hey?
00:51:37What are you saying?
00:51:38300 pesetas per cigarette?
00:51:40If you think it's expensive
00:51:41He's going to buy it on the street.
00:51:42Let's see if you can pass it on.
00:51:43through customs.
00:51:44Take,
00:51:45You look like a war machine.
00:51:46I don't have any change.
00:51:48It doesn't matter,
00:51:48Then you give it to me.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:59Fuck,
00:52:00the lighter.
00:52:03Take,
00:52:03Go on.
00:52:04But what are you doing there?
00:52:07So that it doesn't smell
00:52:08It's a smoking sauna.
00:52:09Come on,
00:52:10happens,
00:52:10the smoke is going away.
00:52:15No,
00:52:16sorry,
00:52:16Hey?
00:52:16Knight Rider
00:52:17It's the best series
00:52:18of television history.
00:52:19Please,
00:52:20He was a thug
00:52:21marking package
00:52:22And the car was like a smart aleck.
00:52:23there like
00:52:23class nerd.
00:52:25Careful,
00:52:25careful,
00:52:25Don't mess with Kit,
00:52:27Hey?
00:52:27Let's see what car
00:52:27It throws you off the third floor
00:52:28with the seat.
00:52:29Well, there was a chapter
00:52:30on the team
00:52:31precisely...
00:52:32Who wants a drink?
00:52:33What are we celebrating?
00:52:35Starting today
00:52:35I am officially
00:52:36Lucia's boyfriend,
00:52:38As it sounds,
00:52:38Hey?
00:52:39Lucia's boyfriend.
00:52:40Who is that?
00:52:40Lucia's boyfriend.
00:52:41What's happening?
00:52:42Did you fall out of the bathtub?
00:52:43If we have to glue
00:52:43little fish on the ground
00:52:44so that it doesn't slip.
00:52:45Look,
00:52:45I'm so happy
00:52:46I don't care
00:52:47Don't believe me.
00:52:48Who wants to come
00:52:48to a wedding with me?
00:52:49I!
00:52:50It's difficult.
00:52:52Paco.
00:52:52I!
00:52:53Hey,
00:52:53You're not discriminating against me, are you?
00:52:54by height?
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:56Come on,
00:52:56that you need to change quickly.
00:52:57Besides,
00:52:58And you have
00:52:58Why stay here working?
00:52:59No,
00:52:59He has the day off today.
00:53:00Hey,
00:53:01And you, contribute a little,
00:53:02No?
00:53:02At weddings
00:53:03He always gets a date.
00:53:04Don't worry,
00:53:05I invite you to mine.
00:53:0940 euros
00:53:09per 10 cigarettes,
00:53:10What are you on about?
00:53:11Well,
00:53:11if demand increases
00:53:12the price increases.
00:53:13Look,
00:53:14for two euros more
00:53:15I'll give you a spray
00:53:16so that the clothes don't smell
00:53:17and a pack of mint chewing gum.
00:53:18Give him whatever he wants.
00:53:20God will punish him.
00:53:21And you don't turn it on
00:53:22the sauna
00:53:22What are we going to go into now?
00:53:24Yes,
00:53:24that the pores open
00:53:25and coughs are eliminated.
00:53:27Well,
00:53:27If you need anything,
00:53:28a touch.
00:53:29Teletabaco 24 hours.
00:53:30See you later.
00:53:33Look,
00:53:33like the Christians
00:53:35in the catacombs.
00:53:36You're all pieces of shit.
00:53:38You've jumped through hoops.
00:53:39And what about you?
00:53:39What you are experiencing
00:53:40at the video store.
00:53:41Me at least
00:53:42I am in exile
00:53:43which is far more dignified.
00:53:44Not like you
00:53:45that to smoke
00:53:46a cigarette
00:53:46You have to hide
00:53:47like rats.
00:53:48Lady,
00:53:48And what do you want us to do?
00:53:50It's true,
00:53:51What a shame,
00:53:52He's right.
00:53:53Clear,
00:53:53They know we're not the owners.
00:53:55and we have no rights.
00:53:57And what do they do?
00:53:57the disadvantaged classes
00:53:59When are they without rights?
00:54:01To win them over by force.
00:54:02Take care of a shot for him
00:54:03From Chinchón to the passionflower
00:54:04Let's see if he relaxes.
00:54:05No,
00:54:05Pussy,
00:54:06who is right.
00:54:07We have to do
00:54:07a sitting
00:54:08in the style of Gandhi
00:54:09or a revolution
00:54:10Fidel Castro type.
00:54:11Fidel-style,
00:54:13Let's take the presidential palace
00:54:14to the Cuesta class.
00:54:16Let's see,
00:54:16let's see,
00:54:17Let's behave
00:54:18as civilized people.
00:54:20Hey,
00:54:20hey,
00:54:20which isn't a bad idea,
00:54:21We locked ourselves in Cuesta's house
00:54:22and we forced him to negotiate.
00:54:24Then
00:54:24these things
00:54:25They always end badly.
00:54:27You're so soft, aren't you?
00:54:28He takes your wife away,
00:54:29then it takes away your tobacco,
00:54:30what's going to happen next.
00:54:33Let's get that bastard.
00:54:35Long live the vitillo revolution!
00:54:37Are you not going to change or what?
00:54:39I do,
00:54:39Spartacus-style.
00:54:47The sauna isn't going to pop up
00:54:48the differential.
00:54:49For me, a short circuit falls down.
00:54:51Well, let me know, Emilio.
00:54:52He's with the monkey,
00:54:53He is not a person right now.
00:54:54I would go down,
00:54:55but I'm wet
00:54:56and I might get stuck too
00:54:57and you have to compensate me.
00:54:58It's always
00:54:59I have to do everything myself.
00:55:00The day I find a job,
00:55:01What's going to happen?
00:55:02Juan,
00:55:02You are indispensable.
00:55:05Now.
00:55:13You bar the door,
00:55:14You close the windows
00:55:15and check how much food we have.
00:55:17And you put something on.
00:55:18The other day he saw Juan
00:55:20a gorgeous sandalwood tree.
00:55:21I'm going to see if he's washed it.
00:55:24What are you doing here?
00:55:25Damn, there's grass.
00:55:27Well, it never hurts to be useful.
00:55:28to take hostages.
00:55:30Sorry?
00:55:37Oh, how nice!
00:55:38We arrived on time.
00:55:39Let's sit down here in front
00:55:40that there is free space.
00:55:41Hey,
00:55:41The girls are looking at me,
00:55:43This suit works.
00:55:44Can I keep it?
00:55:45Yes of course.
00:55:46How are you, Mauri?
00:55:48Well, you and I here
00:55:49We are the club
00:55:50From the abandoned ones, huh?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:54Everything's fine, right?
00:55:56Yes, I'm four months pregnant.
00:55:58My time is running out
00:55:59to find a boyfriend.
00:56:01Well, then,
00:56:02I'm going to take another walk.
00:56:04Luck.
00:56:07Mauri,
00:56:08We thought you weren't coming.
00:56:09I don't know if you're going to be spared.
00:56:10from me so easily.
00:56:12Look,
00:56:12This is Paco,
00:56:13a friend.
00:56:14Yeah,
00:56:14We know each other.
00:56:16Well,
00:56:16I'm going for a walk.
00:56:22But what are you doing?
00:56:23This isn't the crazy one.
00:56:23from the video store.
00:56:24Sorry,
00:56:25But he's come out of the closet
00:56:26And he's a very sweet boy,
00:56:27very sincere,
00:56:28with a heart...
00:56:29Mauri,
00:56:30if that's what you want
00:56:30It makes me jealous,
00:56:31You haven't been very accurate.
00:56:32with the candidate.
00:56:33Okay,
00:56:33I had another one,
00:56:34but it failed me
00:56:34at the last minute.
00:56:36Mauri,
00:56:36how are you?
00:56:37We thought you weren't coming.
00:56:38Well, there you have it.
00:56:39But just so you know
00:56:40I'm coming in a good mood.
00:56:41And I'm so glad!
00:56:42for you.
00:56:43I don't want you to get in
00:56:43doubts during the ceremony
00:56:45because I'm sitting here
00:56:46nor that it torments you
00:56:47the feeling of guilt
00:56:48for the betrayal
00:56:48or anything at all.
00:56:50Ah,
00:56:50Haven't you told him?
00:56:51And what?
00:56:53We're already married.
00:56:55As?
00:56:55That just ended
00:56:56the ceremony.
00:56:58Yeah,
00:56:58the thing is
00:56:59We told you it was
00:57:00an hour later
00:57:00to avoid incidents.
00:57:01Well,
00:57:02understand us,
00:57:02The judge too
00:57:03he was getting annoyed
00:57:03if you rode
00:57:03a little act.
00:57:04Clear,
00:57:05but the ceremony
00:57:06It's a pain in the ass.
00:57:07You arrive now
00:57:07On the positive side,
00:57:08to rice,
00:57:09to the photos,
00:57:10to everything that...
00:57:10Well,
00:57:10and to dinner,
00:57:11The menu is great,
00:57:12all Thai.
00:57:13Hey,
00:57:13come on,
00:57:13that my mother
00:57:14wants to introduce you
00:57:14to my aunts.
00:57:16Come on,
00:57:16come on.
00:57:17Diego.
00:57:19Mauri.
00:57:20Take,
00:57:21This is rice
00:57:22to throw it on
00:57:22to the bride and groom.
00:57:23Come on,
00:57:24Let's get a spot
00:57:24in the front row.
00:57:25Come.
00:57:29Open the door for me
00:57:30immediately.
00:57:31It's my house.
00:57:32This is trespassing
00:57:32of dwelling.
00:57:33No,
00:57:34that your wife
00:57:34has invited us
00:57:35to coffee.
00:57:36Let Isabel out
00:57:36right now.
00:57:37No,
00:57:37yes I'm fine.
00:57:39I am reading
00:57:40a magazine.
00:57:41Isabel,
00:57:41please,
00:57:42collaborate a little.
00:57:43Oh,
00:57:43I don't want any trouble.
00:57:44From here
00:57:45We're not moving
00:57:45until you leave us
00:57:46smoking in the building.
00:57:48And we want it.
00:57:48in writing
00:57:49and approved at the meeting.
00:57:50There is no negotiation here.
00:57:51with violent ones.
00:57:51This is inconceivable.
00:57:53In 13 years
00:57:53of the presidency
00:57:54It had never happened before.
00:57:55nothing like that.
00:57:55This is a blow
00:57:56state
00:57:56in every sense.
00:57:57Andrew,
00:57:58This is going to do
00:57:58much damage
00:57:59to our relationship.
00:58:00Oh, really?
00:58:01Slut.
00:58:02I'm going to go up
00:58:03And I'm going to burn you
00:58:04all the clothes.
00:58:05Doña Concha,
00:58:06Don't tense up anymore
00:58:07the environment.
00:58:08Dad,
00:58:09Save me right now
00:58:09I'll take you
00:58:10with the fly.
00:58:10Son,
00:58:11You too are
00:58:12smoker like us.
00:58:13Join the revolution.
00:58:15No,
00:58:15No,
00:58:15No,
00:58:15I am faithful
00:58:16to the president.
00:58:17Doña Juana,
00:58:18Let's go to the police
00:58:18They should break down the door.
00:58:20No,
00:58:20No,
00:58:20No,
00:58:20Don't be annoying.
00:58:21I am now like
00:58:21to pay for damages.
00:58:22They are thrown out into the yard
00:58:24a tear gas canister
00:58:25and they come out like rabbits.
00:58:27Where can I buy that?
00:58:28Should I ask at the tobacconist's?
00:58:29Yeah,
00:58:29pretty,
00:58:30that they now have them
00:58:30promotional,
00:58:31for every four boats
00:58:32they give you
00:58:33a riot helmet.
00:58:34That?
00:58:34Is there a deal?
00:58:35Or is there no deal?
00:58:36Of course not.
00:58:37If you leave immediately
00:58:38I promise there will be no retaliation.
00:58:40There,
00:58:40there,
00:58:40that they trust each other.
00:58:42This is my final offer.
00:58:43It's not going to happen.
00:58:44Well,
00:58:45if you don't want to negotiate
00:58:46That's up to you.
00:58:47You'll get out soon.
00:58:48already.
00:58:49And we're going
00:58:49to be waiting here.
00:58:59We'd better wait for you.
00:59:00elsewhere.
00:59:00Go on,
00:59:01What a great idea!
00:59:01put this.
00:59:02I don't know
00:59:02Why am I holding back?
00:59:03I'm throwing it away
00:59:04the heat,
00:59:04silly.
00:59:05He's going to get up
00:59:05all the wood
00:59:06of the staircase.
00:59:07You'll see.
00:59:07what spills.
00:59:08Well,
00:59:08That's how it says mogré.
00:59:09What could happen to him?
00:59:09the steam cleaner?
00:59:14Male,
00:59:15uncle,
00:59:15I think I've hooked up.
00:59:16What are you saying?
00:59:17Yeah,
00:59:17Abel's cousin,
00:59:18the one with glasses and a device.
00:59:20The Virgin.
00:59:20Oh,
00:59:21Yeah?
00:59:21Ah,
00:59:21It was better.
00:59:22Hey,
00:59:23Don't even think about leaving me
00:59:23only that it's supposed to
00:59:24that we are together.
00:59:25No,
00:59:25uncle,
00:59:25that these opportunities
00:59:26They don't appear to me
00:59:27every day.
00:59:28Paco,
00:59:28come here.
00:59:29Well,
00:59:29This is amazing,
00:59:29They leave me
00:59:30until when I'm not
00:59:30dating them.
00:59:33Attentive,
00:59:34that are coming.
00:59:34Long live the newlyweds!
00:59:35Viva!
00:59:37Apply to the face
00:59:37which hurts more.
00:59:38But,
00:59:39For God's sake,
00:59:39Dawn.
00:59:40Well,
00:59:41What the hell?
00:59:44Don't tell me
00:59:45which on top of
00:59:45I say late.
00:59:47And what are you doing here?
00:59:48Well, I don't know.
00:59:49but of course
00:59:49You are unique
00:59:50making him feel
00:59:50blame the people.
00:59:51Well, not these two.
00:59:52Hey?
00:59:52These two have gotten married
00:59:53without any problem.
00:59:54Well,
00:59:55I'm going home
00:59:55who gets depressed
00:59:56a better one while lying down.
00:59:57No,
00:59:57No,
00:59:57No,
00:59:57We're going to the banquet.
00:59:58since I've already come
00:59:59I've had a run-in with Rosa
01:00:00at least
01:00:00I have a free dinner.
01:00:01Well,
01:00:01you're right,
01:00:02we're going to take advantage
01:00:02the open bar.
01:00:03Well, I'm in.
01:00:04Do you know if alcohol
01:00:05Is the fetus malformed?
01:00:06No.
01:00:08Let's see,
01:00:08That's all I ask
01:00:09It's a little bit of willpower
01:00:10policy.
01:00:11The vote took place here.
01:00:12democratically that...
01:00:12No,
01:00:13No,
01:00:14not democratically,
01:00:14that we
01:00:15We cannot vote.
01:00:16But what vote
01:00:16you're going to have
01:00:17What if you're not the owners?
01:00:19Let's see,
01:00:20if we all want
01:00:21reach a solution
01:00:22peaceful.
01:00:23Here are our terms and conditions.
01:00:25Ventilate the house
01:00:26at least,
01:00:27that the smell
01:00:27stick to the curtains.
01:00:29And where is Isabel?
01:00:30Herbs,
01:00:31Tell your boyfriend something.
01:00:32Hello.
01:00:34Isa,
01:00:35How about being a hostage?
01:00:36Hey?
01:00:37What's here?
01:00:38Neither.
01:00:40We want to smoke
01:00:41throughout the building,
01:00:42ashtrays in elevator
01:00:44and landings
01:00:44and unconditional withdrawal
01:00:46of the smoke detectors.
01:00:47Yeah,
01:00:48clear,
01:00:48and tobacco
01:00:48The community pays for it.
01:00:49Come on,
01:00:49man.
01:00:50Don't force us
01:00:51to do what we don't want to do,
01:00:52Hey?
01:00:53No,
01:00:54my models no.
01:00:55Are you going to let us smoke?
01:00:56No.
01:00:57Ah,
01:00:57No.
01:00:59God.
01:01:02Let's see,
01:01:03I'm tired of saying it.
01:01:04Do they want to leave?
01:01:05of throwing shit in the yard?
01:01:06You can break
01:01:07all the models
01:01:08whatever you want.
01:01:09It won't do you any good.
01:01:10Nativity scene,
01:01:10Go get the ship in the living room.
01:01:12No,
01:01:12the Spanish galleon no.
01:01:14Emilio,
01:01:15put down a mattress.
01:01:16And where do I sleep?
01:01:17But,
01:01:17Don't you realize
01:01:18Are you wasting your time?
01:01:20What are you going to do?
01:01:21When you run out of tobacco?
01:01:22Well, it's true,
01:01:23I'm out of tobacco.
01:01:25I have an idea.
01:01:27Let's see,
01:01:27what's happening?
01:01:29Okay,
01:01:30Okay,
01:01:30Yeah,
01:01:30very good.
01:01:31We're going to negotiate.
01:01:33but with someone impartial.
01:01:34Yeah,
01:01:34clear,
01:01:35Now we call Nelson Mandela
01:01:36Let's see what his schedule is like.
01:01:38That's the blind man.
01:01:38who plays the piano,
01:01:39No?
01:01:40Could it be?
01:01:41OK,
01:01:41we will only try
01:01:42with José Miguel.
01:01:43No,
01:01:43No,
01:01:43No,
01:01:43No,
01:01:43No,
01:01:44No,
01:01:44No,
01:01:44No,
01:01:44It lets me get involved in this.
01:01:45Come,
01:01:46brings the Spanish galleon.
01:01:47Okay,
01:01:47Okay,
01:01:47I'll call him right now.
01:01:54Go,
01:01:55go,
01:01:55go,
01:01:55go,
01:01:55go.
01:02:01Hello.
01:02:05Less fair
01:02:05to set the table.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:08Hey,
01:02:08like,
01:02:09Well,
01:02:09I suppose I'll pass
01:02:10some nights here.
01:02:11Ah,
01:02:12I'm not saying it's this one,
01:02:13But I brought a toothbrush
01:02:15and four little things,
01:02:16Does it matter to you?
01:02:16No,
01:02:17Okay,
01:02:17Whatever you want.
01:02:23Hello,
01:02:23guys,
01:02:24You can come in.
01:02:24These are essential items,
01:02:26But if they bother you here,
01:02:28They take them away.
01:02:29No,
01:02:30No,
01:02:30No,
01:02:31No,
01:02:31No,
01:02:31if you'll be more comfortable,
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:34I'm going to put the clothes away.
01:02:37Hey,
01:02:38Carlos,
01:02:38No,
01:02:38I don't know if there's room,
01:02:39That's all there is to it.
01:02:40Look,
01:02:41I've brought an electric tie rack.
01:02:42and you can also put
01:02:44stockings and panties,
01:02:45It's awesome.
01:02:46Can you open the balcony?
01:02:48please?
01:02:48What's the balcony for?
01:02:49The screen of the movie projector,
01:02:51It's because he doesn't fit through the stairs.
01:02:52Ah.
01:02:53It's just a moment,
01:02:54at the far end of the pulley.
01:02:55Goes,
01:02:55Okay,
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:58And which balcony do I open?
01:03:00Can?
01:03:02Hello,
01:03:03Roberto.
01:03:04Would you mind coming?
01:03:05in a little while,
01:03:06tomorrow or the day after?
01:03:07Lucia,
01:03:08I know you're having a hard time,
01:03:09But it's over
01:03:10to stop suffering for nothing.
01:03:12Fuck,
01:03:13Weren't you short of money?
01:03:16Yeah,
01:03:16Yeah,
01:03:16But it's a vice I have,
01:03:18I buy it from a teleshopping channel.
01:03:19but then I return it
01:03:20in fifteen days.
01:03:22Wait,
01:03:23Sit down.
01:03:28I'm going to leave Bethlehem for you.
01:03:30Oh,
01:03:30Yeah?
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31Lucia,
01:03:32You and I have had
01:03:32our crises,
01:03:33But it's clear.
01:03:34that we are made of
01:03:34perfect for each other.
01:03:36Already,
01:03:36Roberto,
01:03:37But you know what?
01:03:38I have a motto.
01:03:40You'll never get involved
01:03:41with the ex
01:03:42from your friend.
01:03:43Already,
01:03:44But I'm more
01:03:45your ex
01:03:45that her ex.
01:03:46In this case it would be
01:03:47an ex-ex
01:03:48and they cancel each other out,
01:03:49as in mathematics,
01:03:50minus for minus,
01:03:51further.
01:03:51Ah,
01:03:51Yeah,
01:03:52But Belén
01:03:53It's about letters.
01:03:53And he won't understand.
01:03:54Besides,
01:03:54She's totally smitten with you.
01:03:56You're going to hurt her a lot.
01:03:57No,
01:03:57no problem,
01:03:58She's used to it
01:03:58to let him be.
01:03:59I'm sure she'll be happy.
01:04:00for us.
01:04:01Lucia,
01:04:02Do you have large batteries?
01:04:03Look.
01:04:04Man.
01:04:05I wanted to see you
01:04:05I'm looking forward to seeing you.
01:04:07I know it has been
01:04:08a consolation
01:04:08for her
01:04:08all these days.
01:04:10Thanks my friend.
01:04:11Oh, really?
01:04:12Man,
01:04:13one of these days
01:04:14We can go out for dinner
01:04:15all together.
01:04:15Whenever you want.
01:04:17That's great!
01:04:18You've taken it.
01:04:18Of course,
01:04:19man.
01:04:20I'm happy.
01:04:21Well,
01:04:21So you've matured,
01:04:22Welcome to the club.
01:04:23Well, me too.
01:04:24I'm going through
01:04:24for a moment
01:04:25personal growth
01:04:26very intense.
01:04:27Yeah,
01:04:27And I was so happy.
01:04:28I'm getting
01:04:29a headache.
01:04:31Hey,
01:04:31Can we leave you?
01:04:31This for another time?
01:04:33Okay,
01:04:33Okay,
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:34Nothing,
01:04:34See you another day.
01:04:36Yes,
01:04:36yes.
01:04:39What's happening?
01:04:40Nothing,
01:04:40go away.
01:04:41No,
01:04:41You go.
01:04:41Why me?
01:04:42What do you think?
01:04:44Eye.
01:04:45You see, Roberto,
01:04:46the thing is
01:04:47You have to leave.
01:04:49Carlos and I
01:04:50We're going out.
01:04:54Yeah.
01:04:59Come on,
01:04:59Don't mess with me.
01:05:00But come on,
01:05:01about dinner
01:05:02It's still standing.
01:05:03My son,
01:05:03the negotiation
01:05:04It's an art.
01:05:05It's about taking them away.
01:05:06to your land,
01:05:06but make it seem
01:05:07who are they
01:05:07those who take you
01:05:08to his.
01:05:09I would teach you
01:05:09a video
01:05:10by Nicolás Redondo,
01:05:11But we don't have time.
01:05:12And look
01:05:12how they are organized.
01:05:13That's the same
01:05:14we carry out a raid
01:05:15Putin-style.
01:05:16Relax,
01:05:16I tell them
01:05:16that we remove
01:05:17the detectors
01:05:18and that they can smoke
01:05:18in their homes.
01:05:19No,
01:05:20That's giving in to blackmail.
01:05:21But what does it matter?
01:05:22if it's just so they can go out,
01:05:23then we do
01:05:24whatever we want.
01:05:25Yes sir,
01:05:26That's politics.
01:05:27If something happens to me
01:05:28I know that this
01:05:29our community
01:05:29It's in good hands.
01:05:30Well,
01:05:31That will have to be voted on.
01:05:32Take,
01:05:33Hydrate everything
01:05:33in case there is a trial.
01:05:35No,
01:05:35It's not necessary,
01:05:35I am super gifted,
01:05:36I have a very good memory.
01:05:37Yes,
01:05:38I'll hide it here for you
01:05:39and they don't even notice.
01:05:40Juan.
01:05:41What is this?
01:05:43Well, to you
01:05:44better than what's happening
01:05:44tobacco for the coup plotters.
01:05:46Don't be so suspicious,
01:05:48probably
01:05:48The boy smokes.
01:05:49Hey,
01:05:50that I am a healthy boy,
01:05:51This is coastal business.
01:05:53Ah,
01:05:53very good,
01:05:54now it turns out
01:05:54that you're a camel,
01:05:55You are trading
01:05:56with carcinogenic substances
01:05:57and harmful
01:05:57for public health.
01:05:58Hey,
01:05:59than the first
01:05:59who makes a fortune from this
01:06:00It is the State.
01:06:01Besides,
01:06:01If you don't work,
01:06:02Someone will have to take it out
01:06:03Go ahead, family.
01:06:04There,
01:06:05That's where it happened.
01:06:06You are grounded,
01:06:07to your room right now.
01:06:08Which room?
01:06:08If they haven't been invaded
01:06:09to the house.
01:06:11Don't worry,
01:06:11Juan,
01:06:11that everything has
01:06:12its good side.
01:06:19We've caught
01:06:20to José Miguel,
01:06:21We've cut you off
01:06:22the supply,
01:06:23Let's see how you get through
01:06:24the night without tobacco.
01:06:25You've caught the kid.
01:06:27Well, to me
01:06:28This is all I have left.
01:06:28Bring it here.
01:06:29No,
01:06:30Marisa,
01:06:30that you only smoke black.
01:06:31Well,
01:06:32if we hold out
01:06:33until they fall asleep
01:06:34we can go down
01:06:35to buy at the video store.
01:06:36We're going to do
01:06:37guard shifts,
01:06:38Nobody leaves here.
01:06:40I gave up
01:06:40no strings attached.
01:06:42Relax,
01:06:43we can pass
01:06:43one night
01:06:44perfectly smoke-free.
01:06:45Of course,
01:06:46I did it
01:06:47up to 12 years old.
01:06:49Anyone for acupuncture?
01:06:53Doña Concha,
01:06:54You don't have the floor.
01:06:55Votes in favor?
01:06:57Dad,
01:06:58The session is adjourned.
01:07:02Change my location,
01:07:02me with Aunt Nieves
01:07:03I don't sleep.
01:07:04Let Dad rest,
01:07:05that's quite unpleasant
01:07:06You've already given it to him.
01:07:06Then you go with her,
01:07:07ready.
01:07:08Let's see,
01:07:08What's wrong with you now?
01:07:09with your aunt?
01:07:10Well, it moves.
01:07:11He snores and hugs me,
01:07:12in that order.
01:07:13Well, go into the other room
01:07:14go to sleep.
01:07:14Yeah,
01:07:15Natalia and Pablo will come now.
01:07:16and they'll want to use the bed.
01:07:17That's the typical data
01:07:18that Dad doesn't like to hear.
01:07:20What are those voices?
01:07:21José Miguel,
01:07:22to bed.
01:07:23I don't sleep with you.
01:07:24Oops!
01:07:25Juan,
01:07:25What will you answer?
01:07:26Look,
01:07:27Leave the sofa to yourself.
01:07:28But don't let him.
01:07:30Where are you going?
01:07:30Out on the street,
01:07:31I need to think.
01:07:32This community
01:07:33It's going to shit.
01:07:34If you've woken him up
01:07:35in the middle of a meeting.
01:07:36I don't know.
01:07:38Juan,
01:07:38Don't run away from problems
01:07:39like when we went to school.
01:07:41And furthermore,
01:07:41Now it's your turn on guard duty.
01:07:42It doesn't matter,
01:07:43I'll do your shift.
01:07:44And don't fall asleep,
01:07:46that bun
01:07:46It's like a pillow.
01:07:47No,
01:07:48No way.
01:07:49Look,
01:07:49And I also have a thermos of coffee.
01:07:51Do you want me to do it for you?
01:07:52a phone case?
01:08:00Fuck,
01:08:01if they leave us hanging.
01:08:02But,
01:08:03Why don't we go to sleep?
01:08:04It's the only way
01:08:05to forget about tobacco.
01:08:06It's just that I'm without a cigarette
01:08:08I can't sleep.
01:08:09Without sex,
01:08:10tobacco-free,
01:08:11What a sad life.
01:08:13I'm heading towards retirement.
01:08:14I'm going to use it
01:08:15to throw myself at.
01:08:16Are you going to touch yourself now?
01:08:17Does your urge to smoke go away?
01:08:19No,
01:08:19but physical contact
01:08:21with a woman
01:08:22It's already worth it.
01:08:23What is it?
01:08:23And what are you doing?
01:08:25Well, send messages to Emilio,
01:08:26That's how I entertain myself.
01:08:31Who is it?
01:08:37The point balance,
01:08:39which I already have for a mobile phone
01:08:39with a small camera.
01:08:41And they're sending you the message now?
01:08:42I'm going to call for milk.
01:08:44It's like this
01:08:45Machines do it
01:08:46And they don't sleep.
01:08:47Already.
01:08:48Okay.
01:08:58Don't mess with me.
01:09:03I will touch you
01:09:04whatever comes to mind
01:09:08of the eggs.
01:09:15Again?
01:09:20Yeah,
01:09:21that this month I have
01:09:21three free messages
01:09:22in multimedia.
01:09:25and a bowl
01:09:26for cereals.
01:09:28Hey,
01:09:28I'm going to call for a moment
01:09:29customer service,
01:09:30to shit on someone.
01:09:31And give him my regards
01:09:32on my part.
01:09:34It's not possible.
01:09:41Yeah?
01:09:42What are you up to
01:09:42Sending me text messages?
01:09:44Carmen is here,
01:09:45crazy,
01:09:45that you're crazy.
01:09:47Hey,
01:09:47this thing about being the other woman
01:09:48It's hilarious.
01:09:49I want you to come up.
01:09:50But what for?
01:09:50If you're already smoking,
01:09:51You don't need me anymore.
01:09:53I'll decide that.
01:09:55I want to do it with you now.
01:09:56Well,
01:09:57look,
01:09:57I'll look for you
01:09:57a good psychiatrist
01:09:58so that it passes the MOT,
01:09:59But now leave me alone.
01:10:01Crazy!
01:10:03I know about being an idiot.
01:10:05To the,
01:10:05that's it.
01:10:06I have threatened them
01:10:07by unsubscribing
01:10:08and they got scared.
01:10:09Very good.
01:10:12Go on,
01:10:12bring it here
01:10:13which I'm more used to
01:10:13to the chaves.
01:10:14No, no, no, no,
01:10:15no, honey.
01:10:15You rest,
01:10:16Don't stress yourself out.
01:10:19What's happening?
01:10:20Either you go up or I go down.
01:10:22Choose.
01:10:23Mr. John,
01:10:23It's not the right time.
01:10:24We already talked about this
01:10:25tomorrow at the meeting.
01:10:26Emilio,
01:10:26I'm serious.
01:10:28Well,
01:10:28Yeah,
01:10:28bye bye,
01:10:29bye bye,
01:10:29bye bye.
01:10:31The president
01:10:31that enter
01:10:32nighttime insecurities.
01:10:34It's just loneliness.
01:10:34The power dynamic is very harsh.
01:10:35Well,
01:10:35And why don't you turn off your mobile phone?
01:10:36Because I don't remember
01:10:37of the PIN.
01:10:38And if you make a mistake,
01:10:39because it asks you for the PUR.
01:10:40And if you enter the PUR incorrectly,
01:10:41Well, screw the phone.
01:10:42Then put it on silent.
01:10:44And how is that done?
01:10:45Yeah.
01:10:48Hello.
01:10:50Host,
01:10:50That's fucking great.
01:10:51Let's see,
01:10:52call me,
01:10:52Let's see if it works.
01:10:53Emilio,
01:10:53go to sleep.
01:10:54Okay,
01:10:55Okay,
01:10:55Okay,
01:10:55Okay.
01:11:02He's going to shit himself.
01:11:03He's going to shit himself.
01:11:05But you,
01:11:06Where are you going?
01:11:07They're watching me.
01:11:08Where are you?
01:11:09He couldn't handle the pressure.
01:11:11You don't miss me,
01:11:12You have to have
01:11:12the mind occupied with something.
01:11:14Why don't we ride
01:11:15an orgy?
01:11:16I'm still holding on.
01:11:18To the orgy
01:11:19I already know.
01:11:43Emilio,
01:11:45Emilio.
01:11:46Emilio.
01:11:58You're worrying me,
01:12:18Hey?
01:12:18I'm going to ask
01:12:19a restraining order
01:12:20to the president.
01:12:21Well,
01:12:21It's worth whatever you want it to be,
01:12:22But let's go to the fourth one
01:12:23of the accountants.
01:12:23I will not give in to blackmail.
01:12:24and also if I finish
01:12:25to do it with Carmen
01:12:26I'm charging my battery.
01:12:27Well,
01:12:27Well, you take a Viagra.
01:12:28to your father.
01:12:29Why am I telling you this?
01:12:30There is no egg.
01:12:30No?
01:12:31Yeah,
01:12:32Yeah,
01:12:32Yeah,
01:12:32Yeah.
01:12:33There's an egg,
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:34Come on,
01:12:34But quickly,
01:12:34Hey?
01:12:35And when it comes
01:12:36Don't scream during orgasm.
01:12:37bites the broom handle
01:12:37or something.
01:12:38Well,
01:12:38Don't pressure me
01:12:39that I didn't arrive later.
01:12:40Come on,
01:12:40thief,
01:12:41come on,
01:12:42thief.
01:12:45Here.
01:12:47I don't mind
01:12:48that dances,
01:12:48that bothers me
01:12:49it's the little group
01:12:49that forms around you.
01:12:50And what do you want me to do?
01:12:52Well, don't climb on the speaker.
01:12:53When you wear a miniskirt,
01:12:53that there were people
01:12:54taking photos with the mobile phone.
01:12:55That ends up on the internet.
01:12:57Dad,
01:12:57What are you doing there?
01:12:58I don't kill my mother,
01:12:59No?
01:13:00Always a lot of talk,
01:13:01then he's in a bad mood.
01:13:02No,
01:13:02If there are no problems with her,
01:13:04except that he's been kidnapped
01:13:05to the neighbors
01:13:05that have assaulted
01:13:06to my house
01:13:06to force me
01:13:07to lift
01:13:07the smoking ban.
01:13:08And then I argued
01:13:09with Nieves
01:13:10and with José Miguel
01:13:10and I got off here
01:13:12to look at the stars
01:13:13to lift my spirits.
01:13:14But there is light pollution
01:13:16and nothing can be seen.
01:13:18But come on
01:13:18I don't want to bore you.
01:13:19We don't like you either.
01:13:20Okay, see you later.
01:13:22Start going up
01:13:22I'm going now.
01:13:26Where did I go wrong?
01:13:28I have failed
01:13:29as president,
01:13:30as a teacher,
01:13:31as a father.
01:13:32Well,
01:13:33I haven't gotten pregnant
01:13:34And José Miguel doesn't do drugs.
01:13:36You haven't done so badly either.
01:13:37No,
01:13:37He doesn't do drugs,
01:13:38He only deals in tobacco.
01:13:41I don't know what to do anymore.
01:13:42for this building to function.
01:13:44For a start,
01:13:45change your attitude a little.
01:13:46You have lived a long time
01:13:47with mom
01:13:47And that has an impact.
01:13:48You have to be
01:13:49a little more tolerant.
01:13:50Hey,
01:13:50I have plenty of tolerance.
01:13:52I was the first
01:13:53in this country
01:13:53who began to talk about Talante
01:13:54And then Zapatero copied it from me.
01:13:57Since when do you smoke?
01:13:58Stop that right now.
01:13:59See what I mean?
01:14:01You want to fix everything
01:14:02prohibiting,
01:14:02by statute.
01:14:04For example,
01:14:04if instead of discussing sex
01:14:06as a taboo
01:14:06you should have spoken to me
01:14:07a little more of him,
01:14:08Maybe me
01:14:09I wouldn't have been interested.
01:14:09so soon.
01:14:11How so soon?
01:14:12When?
01:14:13What does it matter?
01:14:14Dad,
01:14:14if you forbid something
01:14:15You make her more attractive.
01:14:16How many people do you know?
01:14:17that goes 120 on the highway?
01:14:19And what about the one with the radar car?
01:14:20Careful,
01:14:21which I scrupulously comply with
01:14:22speed limits
01:14:23marked by the DGT
01:14:24for everyone's safety.
01:14:26And my car really pulls,
01:14:27that you step on
01:14:28And don't watch the reprise.
01:14:29Hey,
01:14:29Didn't you quit smoking?
01:14:31Yeah,
01:14:3115 years and 3 months ago,
01:14:33exactly.
01:14:34And ever since then
01:14:34I haven't touched a cigarette since.
01:14:36Oh, God!
01:14:38Don't worry,
01:14:39no problem.
01:14:40Smoking is shit.
01:14:41but too many problems
01:14:42There are already in the world
01:14:43because of intolerance
01:14:44as if to cause a scene here
01:14:45over something trivial.
01:14:47Hey,
01:14:47You're not bad at public speaking.
01:14:49It's clear you have it in your blood.
01:14:51Polishing yourself a little
01:14:52Could you help me?
01:14:53with the speeches.
01:14:57I'm going to bed.
01:15:01Natalia.
01:15:06Daughter,
01:15:07You and I need to talk more.
01:15:09I've noticed chemistry.
01:15:11Don't get too excited either.
01:15:13Not here, damn it.
01:15:14The pipe is burning.
01:15:15You beat me on the ground.
01:15:16Oh no, no, no, no.
01:15:17You're already causing damage, look.
01:15:18Have long legs,
01:15:19They don't sting.
01:15:20Hit her with the broom.
01:15:22Emilio?
01:15:23Emilio?
01:15:27Yeah,
01:15:28Everything's in order here,
01:15:29Go away in peace.
01:15:29Emilio, please.
01:15:31This is fraudulent use
01:15:33of common elements.
01:15:34Excuse me,
01:15:35But I remind you
01:15:36that this riding arena
01:15:36You inaugurate it.
01:15:37Dear.
01:15:38Host.
01:15:43Is Emilio here?
01:15:45Yes, yes, it's here.
01:15:46It's today's the day
01:15:47review, purge
01:15:48and boiler cleaning.
01:15:49At four in the morning?
01:15:51Otherwise, tomorrow
01:15:51There is no heating
01:15:52And that's a reason.
01:15:53of political bloating.
01:15:54Oh well,
01:15:54Who do you think you are?
01:15:55Why Emilio
01:15:55live here
01:15:56They may be exploiting him
01:15:57at all hours?
01:15:57The workers
01:15:58They have rights,
01:15:59There are agreements.
01:15:59No, yes,
01:16:00It's only today,
01:16:00It's an emergency.
01:16:01No, not just today.
01:16:02because when it's not the boiler
01:16:03It's the elevator
01:16:03or the antenna
01:16:04or the botched jobs
01:16:05in the houses.
01:16:06Let's see,
01:16:06How long ago
01:16:06They don't give him vacation time?
01:16:07Well, right now
01:16:08I don't have that information.
01:16:09And have they paid him?
01:16:10Have you ever worked overtime?
01:16:11Nightlife?
01:16:12Public holidays?
01:16:13Because I remind him
01:16:14that the week
01:16:14It has 40 hours
01:16:15and he already fulfilled them on Tuesday.
01:16:17Well,
01:16:17That's because it's prorated.
01:16:18on their payroll.
01:16:19Ah, of course,
01:16:20we already talked about it
01:16:20of junk contracts.
01:16:22No no,
01:16:22Nothing trashy,
01:16:23that I am very much a working class person.
01:16:25I played with Rosendo
01:16:26at a PC party.
01:16:27Uh-huh.
01:16:28Tomorrow
01:16:28wants a copy
01:16:29of your contract
01:16:34dear,
01:16:35Leave that alone.
01:16:35that you don't have to be there.
01:16:37Uh, yes, yes, yes,
01:16:38I'm coming.
01:16:45He's already gone.
01:16:49Go on, leave.
01:16:50Look at the mess you've made, go away.
01:16:53Talk tomorrow.
01:16:54What a chat!
01:16:55I've had to swallow it
01:16:56Because of you.
01:16:57Uh, thank you very much, Mr. Juan.
01:16:58Which list is my girlfriend on?
01:17:00Yes, that's right.
01:17:00You can tell she's a teacher.
01:17:02We have maintained
01:17:02a dialectical battle
01:17:03high level
01:17:04worthy of Jesús Hermida.
01:17:06By the way,
01:17:06I think that
01:17:07that they've robbed me
01:17:08the holidays
01:17:09We'd have to open it, wouldn't we?
01:17:10No, no, no,
01:17:10I said prorated.
01:17:12It's not the same.
01:17:15Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:17:18So,
01:17:18How did you say it?
01:17:18which cost
01:17:19a date with that guy
01:17:20What had you gotten me?
01:17:21300,
01:17:22with sex 600.
01:17:23Damn, what prices!
01:17:24but if
01:17:24even in the priest
01:17:25The euro rotates.
01:17:27He was right,
01:17:28one thing,
01:17:28The dress is hideous.
01:17:30How funny,
01:17:30Well, you had to see it
01:17:31The way you look.
01:17:32Do you have one in the sea?
01:17:34No, seriously now,
01:17:35thank you so much
01:17:36for having come.
01:17:37Oh, you're welcome.
01:17:38Look, sometimes I look at you
01:17:39And it makes me so angry
01:17:40being gay.
01:17:40And to me, you're a lesbian.
01:17:41Because thyrosexually
01:17:42talking,
01:17:43This is the moment
01:17:43Like a kiss, right?
01:17:44Yeah.
01:17:46Well, kiss each other, man.
01:17:47Don't hold back?
01:17:48What are you doing here?
01:17:49Look, I'm not yelling.
01:17:50because the child
01:17:50has fallen asleep
01:17:51And it cost me an arm and a leg.
01:17:52So this gentleman
01:17:53It is much more important
01:17:54for you that I.
01:17:55No, this gentleman
01:17:55I was going to a wedding alone.
01:17:56And you had there
01:17:57to your whole family.
01:17:58Yes, looking forward to meeting you.
01:17:59I have been alone and lame.
01:18:00Like the villain in a soap opera?
01:18:02No, sorry,
01:18:02here's the only bad one
01:18:03What a soap opera!
01:18:04it's you.
01:18:04Oh no.
01:18:05Look, no, I just don't understand.
01:18:06Why are you so insistent?
01:18:07in always competing with Mauri.
01:18:08I don't understand it, really.
01:18:09Because you spend more time
01:18:09with him than with me.
01:18:10It seems you only want me.
01:18:11to take care of the child.
01:18:12That's not true, is it?
01:18:13How strange to argue
01:18:14In this tone, right?
01:18:15I really want to scream
01:18:16at this time.
01:18:17It's like
01:18:17less than one capable.
01:18:18Look, Bea,
01:18:19We can't go on like this, okay?
01:18:20Either this man gets out of your life
01:18:22Or you get out of mine.
01:18:23This man cannot leave
01:18:24of my life
01:18:24because he is the father of my son.
01:18:26That's lovely, thank you.
01:18:27I mean,
01:18:28Do you want to quit?
01:18:30Well, look,
01:18:30If those are the conditions, then yes.
01:18:32Very good.
01:18:33Well, it's not necessary
01:18:34not even if you pass by my house.
01:18:36Here are your things.
01:18:38I mean,
01:18:38that you were coming to drop me off.
01:18:40Man,
01:18:40if it's to save you a trip.
01:18:44Well, those sandals
01:18:45They are dreadful.
01:18:46No, you're not involved in that.
01:18:47You elegant,
01:18:48that you are a lady.
01:18:49They are dreadful.
01:18:51Mauri,
01:18:52Let's go again
01:18:53to the bar.
01:18:53If there is Ezekiel.
01:18:55That makes everything better too.
01:18:56Come, come, come.
01:18:56Wait.
01:18:57Let's go for a walk
01:18:58Let's see if we can clear our heads.
01:19:00Come.
01:19:02Mauri, have I forgotten?
01:19:03No,
01:19:03You left her
01:19:04which is way cooler.
01:19:06Come on,
01:19:06Let's go for a walk
01:19:07that one night
01:19:08lovely
01:19:08for a family outing.
01:19:10Hey?
01:19:34The first one of the morning
01:19:35He's the best, right?
01:19:36That's why you wanted
01:19:37that we would fall asleep.
01:19:39No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:40I came across it
01:19:41on the ground.
01:19:42Okay then,
01:19:42Let it rule.
01:19:43If there's nothing left.
01:19:44Bring it here.
01:19:45No.
01:19:45Leave me alone,
01:19:46It's mine.
01:19:47We're going to get along
01:19:48because there are many knives here.
01:19:51Hey,
01:19:52I don't want to hurt you.
01:19:56What are you doing?
01:19:57Pass it to me, Isabel.
01:20:00Hey, no!
01:20:01Please look at yourselves.
01:20:02Enough is enough.
01:20:03You look like junkies.
01:20:04Are you arguing?
01:20:05Hey,
01:20:05through the butt.
01:20:06Herbs,
01:20:07Don't get involved
01:20:08between a smoker
01:20:08and his cigarette.
01:20:09What's happening?
01:20:10May your life
01:20:10It no longer makes sense
01:20:11without tobacco.
01:20:12Is it pathetic?
01:20:14You're spending
01:20:15one thousand five hundred euros
01:20:16per year
01:20:17for poisoning you.
01:20:18I'll buy from you
01:20:18a bottle of bleach.
01:20:19It's cheaper.
01:20:20Everyone kills themselves.
01:20:21as he wishes.
01:20:22But if it's no longer
01:20:23for your health.
01:20:24Maybe you'll quit smoking
01:20:25and two days later
01:20:26You get hit by a truck.
01:20:27But at least
01:20:28You die free from chains.
01:20:29You have invaded
01:20:30this house
01:20:31demanding freedom
01:20:32And now you
01:20:33you tie yourselves
01:20:33of that garbage.
01:20:36Juan,
01:20:37Has it been fifteen years?
01:20:37No smoking?
01:20:38Without going any further.
01:20:39Is it perhaps
01:20:40you
01:20:40You can't achieve it.
01:20:48Vicenta,
01:20:49Vicenta.
01:20:52They're here!
01:20:53They're here!
01:20:54They've left!
01:20:56Peaceful
01:20:56who come to negotiate.
01:20:59Let that go already!
01:21:00Pussy!
01:21:01You have been able to
01:21:02The monkey, huh?
01:21:03Dear,
01:21:04we have decided
01:21:04that we are going to leave
01:21:05smoking.
01:21:06This time for real.
01:21:07Juan, come out!
01:21:08They've surrendered!
01:21:10Who's there?
01:21:11Do you want to leave me
01:21:11Sleep peacefully?
01:21:12You're going to hold me back.
01:21:13the growth spurt.
01:21:16Man!
01:21:17The coup plotters.
01:21:19Come on,
01:21:20board
01:21:20and we kicked them out
01:21:21to everyone.
01:21:22Have you seen Juan?
01:21:23Well, no, no.
01:21:24For the first
01:21:24It hasn't happened.
01:21:25And I'm carrying it.
01:21:26through the peephole
01:21:27from seven o'clock.
01:21:35There's a knock at the door,
01:21:36man,
01:21:37I put up the sign.
01:21:38Pussy,
01:21:38Yes, I was smoking!
01:21:39No no,
01:21:40careful,
01:21:40only one
01:21:41to try
01:21:41put myself in your shoes
01:21:42And I've realized
01:21:43that we need to be tolerant.
01:21:44I am willing
01:21:45to allow smoking
01:21:46throughout the building.
01:21:47Clear,
01:21:47now that you've become
01:21:49to hook up,
01:21:49I dropped it
01:21:50a myth.
01:21:51Well, I'm not quitting smoking.
01:21:53right now
01:21:53I'm going to the tobacconist.
01:21:54Let's go.
01:21:54No,
01:21:55Don't give up,
01:21:56free yourselves
01:21:56of the chains
01:21:57of nicotine.
01:21:58Juan,
01:21:58I had put you
01:21:59as an example.
01:22:00Now that we were going
01:22:01towards harmony,
01:22:02because?
01:22:02Because?
01:22:03Because?
01:22:03Because?
01:22:04But if it has been
01:22:04only one,
01:22:05Isabel,
01:22:06It was something to remember
01:22:07my rebellious times,
01:22:08But I've taken good precautions.
01:22:09look,
01:22:10It's easy to quit smoking
01:22:11if you know how.
01:22:12Let me talk to him.
01:22:13I don't know,
01:22:13But bump into each other.
01:22:14I'm wearing a swimsuit,
01:22:15lady.
01:22:16You're sinking on me,
01:22:17Juan,
01:22:17how sad.
01:22:19We are ungoverned,
01:22:21mason.
01:22:22What does it say?
01:22:23It doesn't matter.
01:22:25Tolerance.
01:22:28Now to leave it again,
01:22:30with what it cost me.
01:22:32But I will achieve it.
01:22:35Clear.
01:22:36Belén told me
01:22:37yes,
01:22:38Make Lucia jealous
01:22:39falling.
01:22:39And look who he's fallen for,
01:22:40with Carlos.
01:22:41And you go and listen to Belén,
01:22:43She's crazy.
01:22:44what is he doing to me
01:22:44a sexual extortion.
01:22:46Well,
01:22:46I don't understand anything anymore.
01:22:47One complains
01:22:48that he doesn't have any girlfriends,
01:22:49Another one complains
01:22:50that it has two
01:22:51and Paco,
01:22:52Well,
01:22:52Paco doesn't even complain anymore.
01:22:53Sorry,
01:22:54But I already got laid.
01:22:55at the wedding with a
01:22:56and I took a picture of him
01:22:56with the mobile
01:22:57to prove it.
01:22:58Let's see,
01:22:58Show it to us.
01:22:59Goes,
01:23:00Better not.
01:23:00You have no fucking idea
01:23:02of women.
01:23:02If you could hear me...
01:23:04Fuck.
01:23:05Carlos is upstairs with Lucía
01:23:06And here I am,
01:23:08getting drunk
01:23:08at twelve o'clock in the morning.
01:23:09And on top of that, it was in their own premises.
01:23:11Put another one.
01:23:12It's alcohol-free.
01:23:13Oh, really?
01:23:14Well, I am
01:23:15getting drunk, dude,
01:23:16I'm feeling dizzy.
01:23:16But that's because
01:23:17the mental empanada
01:23:17that it has.
01:23:18Let's see,
01:23:19Take out some peanuts
01:23:20that's falling apart.
01:23:22Uncle,
01:23:22I have to get it back
01:23:23one way or the other.
01:23:23Hey,
01:23:24Don't you like Belén better?
01:23:24and make me
01:23:25Perhaps a problem for me?
01:23:26Let's see,
01:23:26please,
01:23:27I would like
01:23:27dedicate a song to him
01:23:28a cappella
01:23:29to my friend Roberto
01:23:30that is happening
01:23:31very badly.
01:23:32Dad,
01:23:32Get down from there
01:23:32that you're going to depress us even more.
01:23:34Shut up,
01:23:34Pussy,
01:23:34which is very romantic.
01:23:36For love
01:23:37Women's...
01:23:38No!
01:23:38Pussy,
01:23:39Paco,
01:23:39Turn off his microphone,
01:23:40fuck.
01:23:40Come on,
01:23:40all together
01:23:41to the chorus,
01:23:42We hold hands.
01:23:44They are all the same,
01:23:46less...
01:23:47This is Diana
01:23:47It's a video rental store.
01:23:48If I am
01:23:52Look at the photo
01:23:53from the trunk.
01:23:54José,
01:23:54Look at that.
01:23:55If I had a pot with my cousin,
01:23:56But what about this aunt?
01:23:57Where did it come from?
01:23:57That bitch is ugly.
01:23:59Well,
01:23:59It's not so bad, is it?
01:24:00But she's ugly.
01:24:01No,
01:24:01She's not bad,
01:24:02But you,
01:24:02This palette on the ground.
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