The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who are you with?
00:17Ooh, hey, honey, look.
00:19I just got a card from the Liebersteins.
00:22Ooh, wow, look at Mendo.
00:24He's gotten so big.
00:25Wait a minute.
00:27Liebersteins, they Jewish.
00:28What the hell do they know about Christmas?
00:30Honey, it's a holiday card.
00:34Baby, that's not a bad idea.
00:36Why don't we do that?
00:37What?
00:38We don't get a photo.
00:40I remember when I was a little boy,
00:41Big Mama used to take us down to the Frederick Department Store
00:44for our annual family photo.
00:46Let's do it.
00:47Let's take the kids.
00:47Let's go, honey.
00:49Yeah, America, this was a great tradition.
00:521969 and 74.
00:54We captured every year on film.
00:56It was something we did together,
00:58and that's what made it special.
01:00Check it out.
01:02Look, right here, there's Big Mama,
01:04all full of joyful pride.
01:07And there's my sister Bonita wearing that old Eartha Kitt turban.
01:10Look at my big brother Carl.
01:13You know, he liked that old Stetson.
01:15And my sister Stacy.
01:16America, she had the most prettiest smile to crack at a hole of her.
01:20And there's me,
01:21sporting a big old glow trotter fro.
01:25You know, America,
01:27I miss those days.
01:29That's what Christmas was all about to me.
01:32Family and tradition.
01:33And this time, we got back to him.
01:36Oh, yeah.
01:38Look at Stacy.
01:54This is going to take forever.
01:55I'll be back in a while.
01:57Hold on, Nessa.
01:57Where you going?
01:58To hear Saki Singular,
02:00I need to write down the model number to the cell phone I'm asking Santa for this year.
02:04What?
02:05Then I get to go to Joystickers.
02:07I'm going to see if they have Seek and Destroy.
02:10And I want to sit on Santa Claus lap and tell me why I want for Christmas.
02:15Look, ain't nobody going nowhere.
02:16We all going to stay right here.
02:17Okay, but remember,
02:19that was Seek and Destroy.
02:21Listen, I told you kids,
02:23we're not here to get y'all presents, okay?
02:24Gotcha.
02:27We're here to start a Mack family tradition.
02:29That's all.
02:30But this is our tradition.
02:32We come to the mall,
02:33pick out stuff,
02:34you pretend like it's too expensive,
02:36and then it shows up on Christmas morning.
02:38Whew.
02:39Baby, where you been?
02:40Sorry, honey,
02:41I had to get these gifts for people at work.
02:42Not you, not you.
02:44What's that, a palm padded, a telephone book?
02:46You know all them people?
02:47No, but they know me.
02:48I'm the new senior VP, honey,
02:50and this would be great for morale.
02:51One stocking stuffer,
02:52and these people will follow me into hell.
02:54Why?
02:55Please forget about Shirley and the county.
02:57We're here to start a Christmas tradition.
02:59That's it.
03:00Oh, my goodness.
03:01Shirley and the county,
03:02and I forgot about her.
03:04Honey, I'll be right back.
03:05No, no, no, no, no, baby.
03:06Come on, come on now.
03:07Look here.
03:07You stay here with the kids.
03:09Enjoy the festive atmosphere, okay?
03:11I'm going to go up there
03:11and see what type of family photo
03:13these people shoot,
03:14and I'll be right back.
03:15Y'all stay right here
03:16to bring the green anchors.
03:18That's what y'all are.
03:19Whew!
03:28Welcome to Santa's workshop.
03:29I'm Alf Marianne.
03:31Would you like to choose
03:31from one of our festive photo packages?
03:34I wouldn't want to put you out.
03:36Oh.
03:36The Kris Kringle starts at $29.99,
03:39includes a 5x7, 4x6, and 10 wallet size.
03:44But we recommend the spirit of the season
03:46for $59.99.
03:48Baby, somebody need to shake you.
03:50Let me see what you got.
04:03This all you got?
04:04We also have the O, Christmas tree.
04:08Jesus.
04:09Great.
04:11Great.
04:15Time has changed, America.
04:17You can't even have a simple Christmas memory.
04:20It got to be surfboard and people touching Jesus.
04:23What happened to tradition?
04:25Oh, this ain't happening.
04:27Mm-mm.
04:28We out of here.
04:30Excuse me.
04:31Hey, baby.
04:31Hey, honey, how's it looking?
04:33Let me get ready to leave.
04:34Where are the kids?
04:34They said they were looking for you.
04:35Looking for me?
04:37Doggone, I told you I wasn't buying no presents today.
04:39Look here, baby.
04:40Stay here, kids.
04:40They're coming back.
04:41Looking for me.
04:42Don't let me try my surfboard.
04:44Sorry, kid.
04:45But Seeking Destroy is too hot this Christmas.
04:47You're going to have to leave like a $15 deposit
04:50just to reserve one from the next shipment.
04:53Fifteen bucks?
04:54Serious.
05:15I didn't do it.
05:16No.
05:16Stop it.
05:18Stop it.
05:18You got to read me my random race.
05:20No, stop it.
05:21I want to go for it, Jesse.
05:24Tank's old separately.
05:26Chime of Chastity, dog.
05:28Chatty is better.
05:30He is down there.
05:31Help.
05:32Santa needs help.
05:34Help.
05:34Hey, girl.
05:34Come in.
05:35Come in.
05:36Give us a nigga break.
05:37I'm sorry, man.
05:38Here goes some cabbage for your cattle.
05:40Look here, we're going to find out one.
05:42I want you to stay put.
05:43Come on.
05:44Just like the rest of it.
05:47Nessa, why are you walking away?
05:49I told you to stay put.
05:50Uncle Bernie, this is it.
05:51This is the one I want.
05:52You got a cell phone already.
05:54Not like this one.
05:55This one has a pager, internet access, and a camera.
05:58Hey, guys.
05:59Happy holidays from a Hirosaki cellular.
06:01Hey, Santa's authorized me to give you guys a coupon for a thousand free minutes if you sign up today.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:06Wrong number.
06:07Come on.
06:08Where's your stickers at?
06:09Excuse me.
06:10Are you Bernie Mac?
06:11Yes, sir.
06:11How you doing?
06:12Come on.
06:12This is Charlie Bravo One.
06:14I have the perp's parent.
06:15Perp?
06:16Roger that.
06:16Joy.
06:17What'd he do?
06:19Well, he stuck his hand in the bathroom.
06:21These kids just don't get it.
06:23And this perp here gonna be the death of me.
06:25But you keep it up.
06:26I'm gonna be the death of you.
06:27Watch what I tell you.
06:29Baby girl, would you come home now?
06:33I don't care like Jesus.
06:36Baby girl, come on.
06:38Tell him I turn around, son.
06:41It's nothing sacred.
06:43They didn't have no fleece in Bethlehem.
06:46No one of those kids don't care nothing about family tradition.
06:49To them, Christmas is just one big-ass commercial.
06:53It's open.
06:54What?
06:56What?
06:56Oh, okay.
06:58Excuse me, America.
07:05America, here's Christmas of yesteryear.
07:08Look at me.
07:10Pure as the driven snow.
07:12Now, here's Christmas this year.
07:14Not exactly the Christmas photo I was looking for.
07:17But it's not their fault, America.
07:20I did them kids a disservice.
07:22Turned them into little greedy crumb snatchers.
07:25I showered them with gifts.
07:27Trying to make up for all the Christmas they didn't have back in Chicago.
07:31Well, that was the wrong way to go.
07:33Because when I think about it, I don't remember the gifts.
07:37I remember the times.
07:38See, that's what sticks with you, America.
07:41That's what I got to show them kids.
07:43Real tradition.
07:45Real traditions are better than getting gifts.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50Real tradition.
07:51What's this all about?
07:53Kids, this is about giving you the best Christmas ever.
07:56Old school Christmas.
07:58You know, when I was y'all age, we didn't have malls.
08:02You know, we didn't have no walking cell phones.
08:05Jesus didn't have six pockets on swaddling clothes.
08:07What's old school Christmas?
08:09Baby girl, old school Christmas is about tradition.
08:13It's about all of us going to pick out our own tree.
08:16Then making our own ornaments.
08:18Then on Christmas Eve, going to see the lights on Candy Cane Lane.
08:22Then coming home to a family dinner.
08:26Oh, it's going to be great.
08:27Can we have a royal burger that night?
08:29Ain't nothing that you're just about no fast food lawbreaker.
08:32Now, we're going to deal with my favorite.
08:35Building a gingerbread house.
08:38Look here, Dad.
08:39This is stupid.
08:41Sit down there.
08:42I said shut up.
08:43Kids, trust me.
08:44You're going to have fun.
08:46Just wait and see.
08:47Smell how sweet.
08:48Sweet?
08:49Oh, this is sweet.
08:50Hey, kids.
08:51Look what I found.
08:52I found some old candy from Halloween.
08:54It'll go good in the driveway.
08:55We already finished the driveway.
08:57Yeah, but you already got no color.
08:59Hey, sweetheart.
08:59Be careful.
09:00That's not a low-brand wall, baby girl.
09:02Easy.
09:03All right.
09:04Hold on.
09:04Yeah.
09:05What the hell is that, Jordan?
09:07They're gargoyles.
09:08They scare away the invaders.
09:09And this and the rat.
09:11Tear off the limbs of bad gingerbread men.
09:14Gargoyles and torture chambers.
09:15That's not part of our tradition.
09:17Sweetheart, that peppermint chimney is for looking, not licking.
09:20Hey, baby.
09:21Hey, honey.
09:22Oh, it looks nice.
09:23You going to help us?
09:24Uh, in a minute, honey.
09:25I just got through wrapping these gifts, and I need to put the name tags on it.
09:29Well, hurry up, baby.
09:29We're having fun.
09:30All right.
09:32Jordan, son, if you don't respect the gingerbread house, it won't respect you.
09:36Oh, here.
09:36Let me show you.
09:37No, you're not going to show me.
09:38You don't know any more than I do.
09:40I know the difference between a doorknob and a shingle.
09:44See, both of y'all stop.
09:45Stop it.
09:45Come on, now.
09:46Come on.
09:46Stop this ball, now.
09:47Stop.
09:50What you think?
09:51Way to go.
09:52You're older.
09:53You're supposed to be acting bad.
09:54Stop licking that.
09:55No.
09:56He ain't giving it to you.
09:57You don't be pulling up on the thing.
09:58You're older than me.
09:58Act like you got to.
09:59Fuck that down, boy.
10:01America, these kids aren't getting it.
10:04Instilling Christmas spirit in them ain't going to be easy, I'm telling you.
10:07But I got to do it.
10:08But they're saying, they should be roasting chestnut and high on fruitcake.
10:13America, I got to stuff my game up.
10:15But when I'm done, they're going to be sugar plums dancing all in their head, I swear.
10:21Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
10:24Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
10:27I can't hear you.
10:30Tis the season to be jolly.
10:32Selling, hey, anything for presents.
10:35Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
10:37That's the spirit, boy.
10:41The Lord, we know our day of peril.
10:44La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
10:46Fires singing carols.
10:49Right outside my door.
10:52All these things and more.
10:55All these things and more.
10:56Oh, that's what Christmas means to me, my love.
11:00That's what Christmas means to me, my love.
11:03Yeah, and you know what I mean.
11:08I see your smiling face like I've never seen before.
11:15Even though I love you madly, it seems I love you more.
11:20The little cards you'll give me will touch my heart for sure.
11:26All these things and more, darling.
11:30Oh, that's what Christmas means to me, my love.
11:35That's what Christmas means to me, my love.
11:36Oh, yeah.
11:38Together, and you know what I mean.
11:41That's how fast it's going to be.
11:43Hold on.
11:44Christmas, baby.
11:46This will be the first Christmas
11:48when we did something together in the family.
11:51And that's a beautiful thing.
11:55Uh-oh.
11:57Here we go.
12:06Okay, y'all, here we go.
12:10Hey, baby.
12:14Um, what's this?
12:15A little Christmas treat.
12:17Some of Big Mama eggnall.
12:18With some nutmeg, cinnamon,
12:20a little tad of horseradish
12:21to kick it off, but don't say nothing.
12:28Ew, mine tastes like medicine.
12:30What?
12:31It's really good.
12:33Um, so can we talk about what we're getting for Christmas?
12:36Not yet.
12:38I got another treat.
12:39The angel lands on the treat.
12:41Baby girl, you do the honors?
12:43Come on.
12:44Dun, dun.
12:46Dun!
12:47Ah!
12:47Ah!
12:49Ah!
12:50So, Bernie, now that we've done all the stuff you wanted to do,
12:53can we talk about the stuff we want?
12:55All the stuff I wanted to do?
12:56I thought we were having fun.
12:58No, you were the one having fun,
13:00and we've been working our butts off just to make you happy.
13:03Yeah.
13:03When am I going to get child-em-up chastity?
13:07Tradition!
13:10Mmm, horseradish-y flavor.
13:13You see that?
13:14America.
13:15These damn kids don't care nothing about no Christmas.
13:18I'm here trying to get them something.
13:20Something real.
13:22I'm talking memories for a lifetime.
13:24But all they care about is material things.
13:27Well, if that's what they want, then fine.
13:29But that's what they're getting.
13:34Here.
13:34What's this?
13:35Something you won't remember.
13:38Oh!
13:42Child-em-up chastity!
13:44Seeking the story!
13:45Cool!
13:45Yeah, enjoy.
13:46But as of right now, Christmas is canceled!
13:50Oh, look at this.
13:52Look.
13:52Just choose your way.
13:59One lump or two lump, Mrs. Wimpson?
14:02Why two lumps, Penelope?
14:05Merry Christmas, Penelope!
14:11Hey!
14:17Are you dialing?
14:21I know.
14:22Isn't that cool?
14:23Okay, call me back, and I'll put it on hip-hop.
14:28Look at them, America.
14:30Laughing and playing like they have a crucified Christmas.
14:33It's a disgrace.
14:35They don't deserve you.
14:37Not at all.
14:38Don't deserve these in the building.
14:41Don't appreciate what somebody got it all from.
14:43They're just project-bound, just, just, just, ignorant.
14:46They don't deserve you, any of you.
14:50Come on, in the box, Joseph and Mary.
14:53Hop to it.
14:54See you later, three wise men.
14:58Oh, move your ass, donkey.
15:03Little shepherd.
15:05Bye.
15:07Come on, boy.
15:09Oh.
15:10Hey, babe.
15:11You all right?
15:13Who's that for?
15:15I don't know.
15:17I don't know who it's for.
15:18I checked all my databases, my, my Palm Pilot, my computer, my notes in my purse.
15:25Oh, it's gonna be okay.
15:26No, it's not gonna be okay.
15:28Because somebody is not gonna get their gift.
15:30Everybody else is gonna get their gift, but somebody won't, and I don't know who.
15:34No.
15:34Because it only takes one person to poison morale and make everybody believe that I'm a bad boss,
15:39even though I bought them all stock and stuffers.
15:41Come on, why not chillax?
15:43We're like, that's serious.
15:45I'll tell you what, when you go to work, Monday, the first person to look at your sideways, give it
15:48to them.
15:49But I work so hard.
15:51I know you do, and you deserve a break.
15:54Hey.
15:56Chimney?
15:58Come on.
15:59Come on, baby.
16:01That's my girl.
16:04Tell you what we do.
16:06Why don't me and you go and do what we always do, go watch the lights on Candy Cane Lane,
16:10and have our own little Merry Christmas, what you say?
16:13Come on.
16:14Okay.
16:15That's my girl.
16:16Help!
16:17We've been wrong!
16:26Somebody stole our Christmas!
16:28Ain't nobody stole nothing.
16:29Christmas is over, as of yesterday.
16:32Remember you got your gifts?
16:34Yeah.
16:35And that's why I want you to watch your brother and sister while you are not go out and do
16:38our traditional thing that we do.
16:40Come on, baby.
16:48Merry Christmas, Mother.
16:50Merry Christmas, Father.
16:54Merry Christmas, Father.
16:56Merry Christmas, Father.
16:56Merry Christmas, Father.
16:57Merry Christmas, Father.
17:02Merry Christmas, Father.
17:03Merry Christmas, Father.
17:07Merry Christmas, Father.
17:07Merry Christmas, Father.
17:07Merry Christmas, Father.
17:07Merry Christmas, Father.
17:07Merry Christmas, Father.
17:09Merry Christmas, Father.
17:09Merry Christmas, Father.
17:11Merry Christmas, Father.
17:16Merry Christmas, Father.
17:26oh oh you are home it's so dark i was about to leave this on the porch
17:30are bernie and wanda here no they're out looking at christmas lights oh i see yeah to buy
17:37mother well we're just here to drop off our holiday turtle bars
17:41walnuts this year well merry christmas vanessa oh boy somebody's wearing a bra let's go mother
17:49happy holidays honey bye
17:56i don't like being home alone on christmas eve makes me feel like we're back in chicago
18:01yeah but here we don't have to keep the oven open to heat the house
18:05you know bernie hasn't sold the tv
18:10there's the tree
18:17honey don't you think giving them their gifts early was a little harsh
18:23so that's all they wanted i don't care nothing about no tradition
18:28well and i love christmas i know honey i know oh honey look at this house
18:36oh yeah
18:39oh lord that's brighter than ceasur's palace
18:48sure is baby it's really something that she ain't
18:52but all the houses on this block and they're so bright you can see them from space
18:56it's pretty wow kids really miss something this year
19:04are you thinking what i'm thinking
19:14okay
19:15kids long
19:15we're in here
19:17merry christmas
19:19merry christmas
19:20oh it is now kids thank you
19:25hey uncle bernie we fixed your gingerbread house
19:27i hope you like it
19:30broilberg
19:38i'm surprised you all wrapped your own gift
19:40yeah because you already know what they are
19:42it doesn't matter
19:43it's more fun to rip the paper off on christmas morning
19:47uncle bernie
19:47can we have royal bernie every christmas eve
19:50sure can
19:51it'll be our new mac tradition
19:54who wants eggnog
19:55i made it myself
19:56oh you live it
19:58come on baby get one
19:59everybody dig in
20:01come on
20:03thank you
20:04all right
20:05i'll toast
20:07to the new christmas spirit
20:08which is live and well in the mac household tonight
20:12merry christmas
20:18see that right there america that's our family photo this year
20:22pretty as a picture
20:23even though baby girl eggnog tasted worse than milk and magnesia
20:27and i'm just glad the kids are finally feeling the christmas spirit because i'm feeling it too
20:32and america i hope you have yourself a wonderful christmas
20:37and while i'm at it
20:38canada
20:39you have a nice christmas too
20:41and a shout out to mexico
20:43felice navidad
20:44and hey
20:46joya newell france
20:48old tanner bomb germany
20:50and merry christmas to the entire world
20:53oh and from the mac man personally
20:56to the soldiers
20:59merry christmas
21:01merry christmas
21:28we made gingerbread house
21:31again
21:31that's not the line
21:34still rolling
21:35a lot of
21:36and
21:36and
21:38so
21:39and
21:40and
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