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00:01:01That's real good, Jane.
00:01:03All right, Jane.
00:01:07Hey, you nailed it.
00:01:08Thanks.
00:01:14What did he do that for, you bitch?
00:01:16You did it.
00:01:17Yeah?
00:01:18Ow!
00:01:18Get off me!
00:01:20Ow!
00:01:20Hey!
00:01:21Break it up.
00:01:22Come on, lady.
00:01:23Let's go.
00:01:23Come on, break it up.
00:01:24Stop it.
00:01:25Let me go!
00:01:26Stop it!
00:01:27Settle down!
00:01:28Come on, that's enough.
00:01:30Quit!
00:01:31I'm telling you to quit.
00:01:32Stop it.
00:01:55Didn't I warn you not to fight last time?
00:01:57Just because you're big doesn't mean you'll always come out on top.
00:02:00Oh, look at you.
00:02:01You're here again.
00:02:05All right.
00:02:06This will hurt a bit.
00:02:07Try not to scream.
00:02:08What the hell are you talking about?
00:02:09Heak!
00:02:11Why are you...
00:02:15much better.
00:02:16Feels good, Doc.
00:02:18Not bad, huh?
00:02:19I'm not a quack, you know?
00:02:21Yeah, that's great.
00:02:23All right.
00:02:23Thanks, Doc.
00:02:26Hey, you should learn how to control your temper.
00:02:29Don't get into fights all the time.
00:02:31When you get to my age, it'll be too late.
00:02:33Just try to take it easy.
00:02:34For the arm injury, the treatment will cost you $45.
00:02:39Hey, Bonesetter, is that your son there?
00:02:41Oh, he's my senior student, but he's no good.
00:02:44I told him to come to the U.S. to help me out, but he doesn't listen.
00:02:48Yeah, whatever.
00:02:49I know why he refused the offer.
00:02:51It's because I can't help him get a green car.
00:02:53I told him to come illegally, but he's too chicken to do that.
00:02:56What can I do, huh?
00:03:03This will help your circulation, okay?
00:03:04Eat that.
00:03:05Just eat the inside.
00:03:06Yeah, eat it one.
00:03:08One a day.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:10You see?
00:03:10Uh-huh.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:12Good.
00:03:15He doesn't care what I say.
00:03:16He'll be back.
00:03:18Thanks a lot.
00:03:20Bye.
00:03:27Bunch of clowns.
00:03:42Anna, the contest is going to be held next month, but you've gone too far.
00:03:45You're out.
00:03:46It's just not fair.
00:03:47I need to work.
00:03:48You can't do that.
00:03:50Oh, yes, I can.
00:03:51You've just blown your chances of entering.
00:03:55Now, look.
00:03:56I can get a janitor anytime I like.
00:03:58No problem.
00:04:00Look, Anna, your history.
00:04:10What should we do with a drunken sailor?
00:04:12What should we do with a drunken sailor?
00:04:15What should we do with a drunken sailor?
00:04:18Lying in the hole.
00:04:26Last year, you begged me to teach her, and then you disappear.
00:04:29What kind of game are you playing?
00:04:35It's time I kicked your ass.
00:04:37Haven't you any respect, Johnny?
00:04:38I'm your teacher.
00:04:40Don't waste my time, old man.
00:04:42I've no respect for that.
00:04:44You should save your breath.
00:04:52Yeah!
00:04:53It's time.
00:05:06Yeah!
00:05:09Yeah!
00:05:11Yeah!
00:05:13Yeah!
00:05:14Yeah!
00:05:16Yeah!
00:05:17Yeah!
00:05:18Yeah!
00:05:29Stop!
00:05:34Fight me, not my sword, son of a bitch!
00:05:42Stop!
00:05:46Oh, you want this?
00:05:58Stop!
00:06:19Oh!
00:06:33It's only pain.
00:06:35You can take it. Come on! Come on! Get up!
00:06:46Get up!
00:06:48Get out of here!
00:06:57It ain't over yet!
00:07:00Get out of here!
00:07:17Come on, hurry! Let's go!
00:07:33Get out of here!
00:07:35Get out of here!
00:07:37Get out of here!
00:07:37Get out of here!
00:07:42Come on!
00:07:45Get out of here!
00:07:49Boss, they got away!
00:08:01Forget about me! They're catching up! Get away!
00:08:04Shit! I've got enough problems of my own!
00:08:12I have to take you to the hospital!
00:08:14You have to see a doctor!
00:08:16Do you understand? A doctor!
00:08:18No need for doctors!
00:08:20I am a doctor!
00:08:23You have to take you to the hospital!
00:08:31Go get out of here!
00:08:33You have to take...
00:08:37Look...
00:08:37You can do it!
00:08:38You have to heal!
00:08:38You have to take the hospital!
00:08:38You can do it!
00:08:45You can do it!
00:09:18Hey, hey, they're here.
00:09:19Check it out.
00:09:20Check her out.
00:09:21Hey, I told you, Mang.
00:09:22Leave the old people alone.
00:09:24It's a rule.
00:09:26Hey, check out the Chinaman.
00:09:27He's got all kinds of money, Mang.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:36Are you all right?
00:09:38Shit.
00:09:38Dude, start the car.
00:09:41Let me help you out.
00:09:43Huh?
00:09:44Hey, my bag.
00:09:45Hey, shit.
00:09:46Take your bag here.
00:09:47They took your bag.
00:09:48Yes, they took your bag.
00:09:50Come on, what's happening here?
00:09:51They just robbed this young man here.
00:09:53Oh, what's happening?
00:09:53This is a dangerous place.
00:09:54You have to watch out for people like that.
00:09:56I know that.
00:09:56I'm not stupid.
00:09:58Come on, faster, man.
00:10:06Open it.
00:10:07No, wait.
00:10:07That crazy son of a bitch might be following us.
00:10:09What's he got in there?
00:10:10Open it.
00:10:10All right.
00:10:11Let's see what he's got.
00:10:13Stop.
00:10:14Oh, come on, Nilly.
00:10:15Stop.
00:10:16Oh, come on.
00:10:17Hey, get your head out of my lap.
00:10:19Come on.
00:10:20Come on, faster.
00:10:22Faster.
00:10:24Here we go.
00:10:26Hey, what are you doing here?
00:10:27That's a tough one.
00:10:28Here we go.
00:10:30Hey, what are you doing here?
00:10:32Get out of the way.
00:10:49Oh, my God.
00:11:03What the?
00:11:04Oh, my God.
00:11:12Hey, let's get out of here.
00:11:13Come on, Nilly.
00:11:14Get the way.
00:11:17Give me my back.
00:11:18Oh, people, you are the best.
00:11:19Don't hurt us.
00:11:20Please, please, teach us your martial arts.
00:11:22Not so tough now, are you?
00:11:24Huh.
00:11:25You know I should kill you for that.
00:11:27But I'll let you guys get away with it this time.
00:11:30Get out of here.
00:11:33What are you guys doing?
00:11:35What the hell?
00:11:36Yeah, now you guys regret it, don't you?
00:11:39You made me run halfway around the world.
00:11:41Shit, you think I'm Carl Lewis?
00:11:43Come on.
00:11:44Come on.
00:11:53I already told you I'd let you go.
00:11:55What are you doing down there?
00:11:56Get up.
00:11:57Master, take us his pupils.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:02Come on, guys.
00:12:03Go away.
00:12:10Hi there.
00:12:11You on duty?
00:12:11Oh, yeah, sure.
00:12:14It's nice to see a friendly face.
00:12:16What a shitty day.
00:12:17These three guys just tried to rob me.
00:12:19And then, they asked me to be their master.
00:12:22That's America for you.
00:12:23All kind of wackos.
00:12:24Try driving a cab.
00:12:26Huh?
00:12:27Why should I?
00:12:28So you can see even more weirdos.
00:12:30So where are you headed?
00:12:32Huh?
00:12:34Oh, you mean the address?
00:12:35It's close by.
00:12:36I know exactly where it is.
00:12:37Here, hold on to it.
00:12:38We'll be there in no time.
00:12:41You know, kid, you're lucky you ended up in my cab.
00:12:44I just got here a few years ago.
00:12:46I know what it's like to be a stranger here.
00:12:48Not a single friend.
00:12:50No money for food.
00:12:52Hey, you forgot to turn on the meter.
00:12:55Ah, that damn thing.
00:12:56Pain in the neck.
00:12:57It's always going on the blink.
00:12:59I hate the damn thing.
00:13:00There you go.
00:13:01See?
00:13:01There it goes.
00:13:05Hey, it's still broken.
00:13:06It's going crazy.
00:13:08It's all right.
00:13:09At least it's working.
00:13:10What more do you want?
00:13:11Look, pal, you know these damn computer things.
00:13:13They always have a mind of their own.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:1920.
00:13:20Is that enough?
00:13:22Huh?
00:13:30See?
00:13:31I told you I knew the place.
00:13:32There it is.
00:13:33Hey, the car's not even moving, but the meter's still going crazy.
00:13:36You're right.
00:13:37Shit.
00:13:37The damn thing's still broken.
00:13:40Oh, God damn it.
00:13:43Hey, I'm not going to get ripped off twice in one day.
00:13:46Look, mister, there's no way I'm going to pay that amount.
00:13:48It's more expensive than taking an airplane.
00:13:50Jeez.
00:13:50Hey, it's not my fault.
00:13:51The meter's broken, that's all.
00:13:53Look, just give me 50 bucks, will you?
00:13:56Wow, that's real nice of you.
00:13:57Wait here, and I'll get my teacher.
00:13:59I'll get some change for you.
00:14:00Ah, that's all right.
00:14:01Just give me the 20, okay?
00:14:03What, you think I can't afford it?
00:14:05Is that it?
00:14:05Well, take this bag of security, then.
00:14:07I'll get you that change.
00:14:09What?
00:14:10Huh?
00:14:12Hey, what are you doing, kid?
00:14:13Wait a second.
00:14:13I can't take your clothes.
00:14:15Just take a look at me, would you?
00:14:16I'd never fit into those.
00:14:18Hey.
00:14:19Take them back.
00:14:20Don't be crazy, kid.
00:14:22All right, but I have you on.
00:14:24Everyone in this town's insane.
00:14:27What's that?
00:14:31Shit!
00:14:32What's that?
00:15:03Master?
00:15:16Ah!
00:15:18Shit!
00:15:26Uncle Tack, what's wrong?
00:15:29Are you all right?
00:15:30I have to go out.
00:15:33No, don't go anywhere.
00:15:34Just sit there, all right?
00:15:35Okay?
00:15:37All right.
00:15:47Drink this.
00:15:49What's that?
00:15:51Take this, please.
00:15:52It's the best I can do.
00:15:53I caused you nothing but trouble.
00:15:55No, I can't do that.
00:15:57It's a lot of money.
00:15:58Besides, I'm your friend.
00:15:59I helped you, okay?
00:16:00I can't take your money.
00:16:02Just put the money away.
00:16:03Everything's gonna be okay.
00:16:05I know you can't pay the rent.
00:16:07Take it.
00:16:07You keep it.
00:16:08I'm not gonna take your money from you, Uncle.
00:16:10I only wanted to help you.
00:16:12Now, don't force it on me.
00:16:13Look, just drink this, would you?
00:16:15Don't be a pain.
00:16:16Just take it.
00:16:16No, forget it.
00:16:17You're so arrogant, Anna.
00:16:39What the hell's going on?
00:16:41Who are you?
00:16:42What the hell are you doing here, man?
00:16:44Hey, lady.
00:16:45Lady.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48We got a real problem here.
00:16:49I'll call you back.
00:16:51Okay, bye.
00:16:51We got a problem.
00:16:52This guy just came through the door.
00:16:55Excuse me.
00:16:55Can I help you?
00:16:56Huh?
00:16:57What?
00:16:59Oh, damn.
00:17:00Did you break that down?
00:17:01This place is off limits.
00:17:02No one's allowed in here at all.
00:17:04Can you hear what I'm saying?
00:17:05Can you speak?
00:17:06I might have to report you for trespassing.
00:17:08Let me just say this, all right?
00:17:09This place belongs to my teacher.
00:17:10I came here to see him.
00:17:12I've had a long day.
00:17:13I flew all night, right?
00:17:14Like...
00:17:16And now I'm here.
00:17:17It was a 12-hour flight.
00:17:19I messed up.
00:17:19Can't you tell?
00:17:20And then when I got off the plane, I got a rod.
00:17:23So I chased him.
00:17:25And finally I caught them, okay?
00:17:27And then this huge fat guy.
00:17:29Massive cab driver, okay?
00:17:31And then there's me.
00:17:32And the meter.
00:17:37You know what I'm saying, right?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40It worked out okay.
00:17:42He wouldn't even take my money.
00:17:46I can't believe it.
00:17:47Everyone here is crazy.
00:17:52Hey, are you related to Tack?
00:17:53He's my teacher.
00:17:57Hey, you mean you know him?
00:17:59Oh, I thought you were another loony.
00:18:03His shop's closed now.
00:18:04No one's allowed in there.
00:18:05Hey, what do you mean it's closed?
00:18:07This place belongs to him.
00:18:08He got beat up and went away.
00:18:10He got beat up?
00:18:11Are you sure we're talking about the same guy?
00:18:15Yep, that's him.
00:18:16Hey, which one of these kids is you?
00:18:17Oh, that one over there.
00:18:18Hey, lady, do you know where my teacher is?
00:18:21Okay?
00:18:21This is the only address I have for him.
00:18:23It's the only one he gave our bank, too.
00:18:25He took out a loan.
00:18:27You see?
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29He's behind on his mortgage payments.
00:18:32But he'll be back.
00:18:33You can't take his store.
00:18:35He didn't pay last month, either.
00:18:37He's been gone for a month?
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:41No way.
00:18:42I know he'll be back.
00:18:44You can't take his store.
00:18:45There's nothing I can do about that.
00:18:47It's not my decision.
00:18:48It's the bank's.
00:18:49I'm a loan manager there, not the president.
00:18:52Look, lady, I know I can find him.
00:18:54Good.
00:18:54Here's my card.
00:18:55Call me when you do.
00:18:57Give me your home number.
00:19:04Excuse me.
00:19:10Don't mess it up, okay?
00:19:11You can't take that.
00:19:13It's the bank's property.
00:19:17All right.
00:19:18Put it back.
00:19:19But don't lose it.
00:19:22Hey, does that guy know Kung Fu or something?
00:19:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:22:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:22:03oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:22:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:22:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:22:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:22:10Let's get him in the car.
00:22:12Crazy Latinos were here to stay.
00:22:14We're the meanest gang that they're here to stay.
00:22:19Oh, yeah. You like my rap guy?
00:22:22Yeah, that was really something.
00:22:26What kind of place is this?
00:22:27Looks like a freaking wasteland.
00:22:29Mi casa es su casa. Home, Sifu.
00:22:31They will even cook for you, Sifu.
00:22:33Yeah, you can sleep here too, Sifu.
00:22:35Stop calling me Sifu. I'm not your teacher.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:38No more Sifu, no Kung Fu, and no Tofu.
00:22:41Okay, okay. No Sifu, no Kung Fu, no Tofu.
00:22:45This way.
00:22:49Oh, shit, the Hawks are here, Holmes.
00:22:52That's the Hawks. Come on, let's get out of here.
00:22:54Come on, we got a freaking rat.
00:22:56Oh, they're there.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:58Get out of here.
00:23:00Get out of here.
00:23:02Get out of here.
00:23:05Get out of here.
00:23:06Get out of here.
00:23:09Get out of here.
00:23:10Get out of here.
00:23:11Get out of here.
00:23:12Get out of here.
00:23:12Get out of here.
00:23:12You sons of bitches.
00:23:14You wanna stay, you got bailed.
00:23:16Look, we pay you your blood money.
00:23:18And we give you everything, man.
00:23:19We're trying to get out of here, but the Vietnamese already got them all.
00:23:23We even went to the Chinese restaurants, but they wouldn't even let us wash dishes.
00:23:27You gotta believe us, man.
00:23:28They kicked us out of every hood.
00:23:30You're breaking my heart.
00:23:31We live in this neighborhood, too.
00:23:33We don't believe in rent control.
00:23:35We live in this neighborhood, too.
00:23:44We don't believe in rent control.
00:23:45Not money.
00:23:46Kiss my toes, amigos.
00:23:48Yeah, kiss my toes, amigos.
00:23:51And get your busy asses back to Mexico, you dig?
00:23:54You dig?
00:23:55Enough.
00:23:57What do you think you're doing, ganging up on these guys?
00:24:00You better get out of here.
00:24:01Go on.
00:24:03Get the hell out of here.
00:24:04Is this fool you, Johnny?
00:24:04Go on!
00:24:10Yeah, you dead now.
00:24:11This is fool you, man.
00:24:13Let's go, man.
00:24:14We couldn't see you around.
00:24:17Look at that!
00:24:37Let's go!
00:24:38Let's go!
00:24:39Let's get out of here, man!
00:24:44Sifu, teach us kung fu so we can get our neighborhood back.
00:24:48You can't go on living here.
00:24:49You're gonna get yourselves killed.
00:24:51Learning kung fu won't help.
00:24:56Shit!
00:24:56We gotta get all our stuff!
00:24:58Oh, you...
00:24:59Oh, no.
00:25:32Stupid Chinese!
00:25:38Shit!
00:25:41Stop the car!
00:25:42This is the place!
00:25:44Boy, you see that?
00:25:48No, no, Sifu!
00:25:48Hey, wait!
00:25:49We'll come with you!
00:25:50Door's locked.
00:25:50We'll go around back.
00:25:51Come on, guys!
00:25:59Come on!
00:26:00Oh, shit!
00:26:00This door's locked, too, eh?
00:26:02Shh!
00:26:02Be quiet!
00:26:03Shut up!
00:26:04Shh!
00:26:04Be quiet!
00:26:05Shut up!
00:26:08Master?
00:26:10Master!
00:26:11Hey!
00:26:11Oh, no...
00:26:15Oh, no, no, no, no...
00:26:31No, no!
00:26:36Uh...
00:26:39I'm not good at all.
00:26:40No, no, no.
00:26:46Shit!
00:26:56Hi. Hello.
00:27:01There you are.
00:27:02There's tons of work waiting for you,
00:27:04and I want William's files
00:27:05and yesterday's receipts on my desk ASAP.
00:27:07Hey! Now move your ass and get into my office.
00:27:10Hurry up, chop chop!
00:27:18Mei, we've been seeing each other for a long time
00:27:20and both of us are Chinese.
00:27:22I don't want them to get the idea
00:27:23that because of we're going out, I'm treating you better.
00:27:26It's like we're living in a big house here.
00:27:29We all have to work together.
00:27:30If I give you any special favors, they'll hate me.
00:27:33You understand my problem? Hmm?
00:27:36Mr. Lee, Ms. Ferguson is here.
00:27:41So we're in.
00:27:44Come on. I've got work to do.
00:27:46We'll talk later.
00:27:50Come in.
00:28:05What the hell are you doing?
00:28:07Stop fighting, would you?
00:28:08Calm down, man. Take it easy.
00:28:09Game Master, these guys are the wrong to come and steal from us.
00:28:11Slow down, man.
00:28:11I told you to stop it.
00:28:12I'll have to kick your head in.
00:28:14Hey! Hey!
00:28:14You got that?
00:28:15What the?
00:28:15No more fighting!
00:28:21I told you you can't stay.
00:28:24Oh, no?
00:28:25Well, why don't you call the cops?
00:28:26I dare ya!
00:28:30Alright, get in there.
00:28:51Let's go.
00:29:02So you were saying the shop belongs to your teacher, but you haven't been able to find him yet. Is
00:29:09that right? Huh? Yeah.
00:29:16You got some gut trouble? Where does it hurt? Down here? I can see it on your face. Does it
00:29:23feel tight? Like something pushing at your diaphragm?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:28Show me your tongue. Let me see your eyes. Look up. Ah, you have an ulcer. You're working too hard.
00:29:40You look like everybody else.
00:29:41You have an ulcer here. But I can help you out.
00:29:44Alright.
00:29:46I'm gonna massage your pressure points. Now just breathe in deeply, raise your arms, and inhale.
00:29:52Exhale.
00:29:56Again.
00:29:59Inhale.
00:30:01Exhale.
00:30:02Now lower your arms.
00:30:04This is your gastric point here. You feel anything?
00:30:07It hurts a little.
00:30:08Okay. Three times left, and then right three times.
00:30:10Now your leg.
00:30:12There's a pressure point here below the kneecap. Feel anything?
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:16Okay, same thing. Left three times, and then right three times.
00:30:19Now you try it.
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:21Wow, he's good.
00:30:24Now put your right hand on top of your left hand, and massage clockwise thirty-six times.
00:30:29Alright, everybody. Get your right over your left. Clockwise thirty-six times. Let's get that bad feeling out.
00:30:36Okay, now put your right hand down, and put your left on top. Now massage counter-clockwise thirty-six times.
00:30:41Okay, let's try counter-clockwise.
00:30:43Thanks a lot.
00:30:44Watch what you eat, and try and get some exercise, too.
00:30:46Alright. Thanks.
00:30:48That lady over there dropped the charges against you. You're free to go.
00:30:54Yo.
00:30:56Hey.
00:30:57Hey.
00:30:57Hey, buddy.
00:30:59You ever seen this guy?
00:31:01He's mean looking.
00:31:03Hey, one second.
00:31:05I want you to talk to him.
00:31:07We need his help.
00:31:09We have to get this man arrested in the act of fighting.
00:31:13Now he's been terrorizing a lot of people and beating people up.
00:31:16We've got to catch him in the act. Tell him.
00:31:18Hey, you heard what he said. Come on.
00:31:20They want to catch this guy. If you help him out, they can probably get him.
00:31:24Well?
00:31:25I'm not a cop. I don't want to get involved.
00:31:28I don't have time for this.
00:31:30I have to find my teacher. That's more important. So no.
00:31:33Hey.
00:31:34Wait.
00:31:34Hey, wait just a second.
00:31:35Come on.
00:31:36Hey, look. You've got to understand.
00:31:38Hey, get off me.
00:31:38I didn't turn you in on purpose.
00:31:40But that store is my responsibility. I had to call the cops.
00:31:44Yeah, you were just doing your job. Whatever.
00:31:46Look, is there any other way I can help you?
00:31:48I'll manage.
00:31:51Damn it. I wonder what happened to my teacher.
00:31:53I've got to figure out what happened to him.
00:31:56You're not going to find him by breaking the law.
00:31:58And you're giving us Chinese a bad name by fighting.
00:32:01All you care about is your image.
00:32:03You go your way and I'll go mine.
00:32:05I'll keep my distance from you and you go back to your job.
00:32:08You understand?
00:32:09Goodbye.
00:32:11Bye, honey. See ya.
00:32:13I'm sorry, Ticas.
00:32:20Okay, Tinas.
00:32:20Your stance must be strong.
00:32:21Solid yet flexible.
00:32:23Come on.
00:32:23Alright.
00:32:25The truth is, there are a lot of teachers like Master Tack.
00:32:27They learn the rudiments and they think they can run a school in America.
00:32:31All they want is some easy money.
00:32:32I tell you, they're a disgrace to the martial arts community.
00:32:36How can you say that about it?
00:32:40Your master style has no traceable roots. You can't call it kung-fu. Alfred, sir
00:32:48See this little guy here
00:32:50Show him some real kung-fu move like a tiger now attack
00:32:57Is that too fast for you kid in kung-fu the most important thing is speed
00:33:02I'm sure you must feel bad about what happened to your teacher and so I'm gonna help you
00:33:09If you want to learn real kung-fu you have to learn from the best. I'm gonna prove it to
00:33:13you. Alfred
00:33:15Show him what I mean
00:33:17You want me to fight him correct?
00:33:21Alfred take it easy on him. Okay?
00:33:23Be careful now. What are you looking at go back to practice?
00:33:31You're really serious you want us to fight do it you might learn something
00:33:37Have you lived through it? I might let you join my school again
00:33:48You can't kick that low I thought we were supposed to fight you're not supposed to hit below the waist
00:33:53well, where should I hit him?
00:33:55above the waist
00:33:58You heard what he said get ready
00:34:03Hey, let him go how's he supposed to fight if you've got him in an arm?
00:34:09You're a failure a total failure get out
00:34:16You two stop staring you get back to practice now
00:34:25Hey seafood did you find him no sign of him yet?
00:34:30Hey, wait
00:34:33Hey, that girl's probably looking for some trouble or something. Hey, wait
00:34:38Yeah, you better watch out honey or I'll kick your ass
00:34:40Forget her my bum-a-no-s
00:34:50Johnny do you miss magazine, man? Oh, hey, hey, Johnny
00:34:59That's great, man. Oh, hey sign anywhere you like
00:35:01Toys for me, man. Oh, thanks a lot Johnny. Appreciate it. Yeah, really
00:35:08Thanks a lot man. That's so cool.
00:35:11Come on, Essay. What you doing? Hey
00:35:15Hey, thanks Johnny
00:35:24Hey, wait
00:35:26Hey, wait
00:35:32Oh
00:35:32Yeah
00:35:35Yeah
00:35:39Yeah
00:35:45Albert come over here who gave them permission to film here
00:35:50No idea you don't we'll go find out right
00:35:55Hey, um
00:35:57We're here to challenge you to a fight
00:36:02Guess you're kidding, right?
00:36:05Albert are they joking or what? No, I think it's for real. It's for real
00:36:12You're gonna get your skills tested any way you want one-on-one or all of you together
00:36:17Take a look at yourself. You're Chinese. How can you learn kung fu from a foreigner? Albert teach him a
00:36:23lesson, right?
00:36:43Oh
00:36:45Oh
00:36:45Oh
00:36:49Johnny, no, no, stop it
00:36:50Enough! Stop it, Johnny! Stop!
00:36:54We have adopted our martial arts for today's needs
00:36:58If you want to join our school, please
00:37:00If you want to join our school, please
00:37:01Feel free to contact our receptionist
00:37:04Hmm
00:37:05Uncle tag
00:37:07Uncle tag
00:37:08Uncle tag
00:37:08Look
00:37:11Master
00:37:12I don't know
00:37:17Master
00:37:19Master
00:37:19What should we do with a drunken sailor?
00:37:23What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
00:37:25What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
00:37:28Lurlie in the morning
00:37:30Put him in a long boat till he gets sober
00:37:33Put him in a long boat till he gets sober
00:37:35Put him in a long boat till-
00:37:36Master!
00:37:39Go away!
00:37:40Please, Master
00:37:43Hey! Open up!
00:37:45Come on, open up!
00:37:46Open up!
00:37:47Hey, hey!
00:37:47Cut it out, you asshole!
00:37:48You break it, you pay!
00:37:49Hey, lady, you listen!
00:37:50Our Sifu is famous for what he's doing, right, Sifu?
00:37:53Stop calling me that!
00:37:54I never accepted you!
00:37:56The real Sifu's inside!
00:37:57Now shut up!
00:37:58Si?
00:37:59Si what?
00:38:00Si-fu!
00:38:01Stop calling me that!
00:38:02Shut up!
00:38:03Be quiet!
00:38:07Your store's been destroyed!
00:38:09All that's left is your sign!
00:38:10Did you hear me?
00:38:13All right, if you're not coming out, I'm leaving!
00:38:15Goodbye!
00:38:18What's up, Sifu?
00:38:20My store's been destroyed!
00:38:22Well, pretty close, yeah!
00:38:24Goddammit, you lied!
00:38:25Sifu!
00:38:26Listen!
00:38:26You've been missing!
00:38:27The bank couldn't find you, so they closed the place down!
00:38:30They took everything!
00:38:31So what?
00:38:31I don't care!
00:38:32Get out!
00:38:33Master!
00:38:34Come on!
00:38:34Stop it!
00:38:36Come on!
00:38:37Sifu, that way!
00:38:39Medicine?
00:38:41Sifu, you're injured!
00:38:43No, I'm not.
00:38:44I'm sorry, Uncle Tack.
00:38:45I thought they were your friends.
00:38:47Sifu, are you all right here?
00:38:48Stop calling me Sifu!
00:38:49And you stop calling me Sifu!
00:38:51Sifu?
00:38:51Sifu?
00:38:52Shut up!
00:38:52You shut up, too!
00:38:54Out!
00:38:54Can't you see you're not welcome here?
00:38:56Hey, relax!
00:38:57Hey, let go of me!
00:38:58Stop!
00:38:59Hey, wait!
00:38:59Stop this!
00:39:00Hey, come on!
00:39:01Stop it!
00:39:02Come on!
00:39:03Break it up!
00:39:04Turn up!
00:39:07The sword!
00:39:10Hey!
00:39:10They went outside to fight!
00:39:12Let's go for the Sifu!
00:39:13No!
00:39:14Master.
00:39:21Here.
00:39:25You still think I'm your master?
00:39:29Why didn't you come before?
00:39:31There's nothing left.
00:39:32It's not that I didn't want to come.
00:39:33I can't get a green card.
00:39:34I'm here on a tourist visa.
00:39:36I have to go back soon, you know?
00:39:38You have to go back?
00:39:39Well, that's just great.
00:39:40All my efforts have gone away.
00:39:43I went through a lot of trouble for you.
00:39:45Master.
00:39:46It's not like I can work here illegally, you know?
00:39:49I have no choice.
00:39:50I want to stay.
00:39:51But it's just not possible.
00:39:53From what I can see,
00:39:54this really isn't such a great country anyway.
00:39:57Look at them.
00:39:59Everyone here is a lunatic.
00:40:00If you won't make the effort,
00:40:02why come here at all?
00:40:03Come back with me.
00:40:05Think about it, would you?
00:40:06Go back home?
00:40:07Go back to what?
00:40:09There's nothing there.
00:40:11My life is here.
00:40:12Think about that.
00:40:13Well...
00:40:25apologize
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:40Ah!
00:40:45May, if you have a problem, let's go outside and work it out.
00:40:48Don't embarrass me, okay?
00:40:53I'm sick of you lying to me.
00:40:55You're a real sly ball.
00:40:56Everybody should know that.
00:40:57I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe you, you asshole.
00:41:01Come on.
00:41:02Hey, May.
00:41:05Who the hell are you?
00:41:06Are you all right?
00:41:07This bastard's been cheating on me.
00:41:09Ah! No, please.
00:41:11Oh, okay.
00:41:13Are you going to be nice to her now?
00:41:14You're never going to do that again, are you?
00:41:17I could break his arm if you want me to.
00:41:18Go ahead.
00:41:19I don't care.
00:41:20I'm done with him.
00:41:22You hear that?
00:41:22There goes your writing career.
00:41:24Hey, taking me out for lunch?
00:41:26I'm here to make a mortgage payment.
00:41:28I'll take you out for lunch.
00:41:30I can wait.
00:41:31And him?
00:41:33Break his arm.
00:41:35You heard what she said.
00:41:36Get ready.
00:41:37No, no, please, please.
00:41:37I'll do anything.
00:41:38Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:41:41See ya.
00:41:47You know, May, you were pretty cruel to him back there.
00:41:49Well, it was all his fault.
00:41:51He deserved it.
00:41:53Hey, if your boyfriend's your boss,
00:41:55aren't you worried about your job?
00:41:56Who cares?
00:42:01Huh?
00:42:02What?
00:42:03That's my car.
00:42:07Hey, pal.
00:42:09Nice car.
00:42:10Oh, shit!
00:42:11Huh?
00:42:19You know, I think they're serious.
00:42:22What?
00:42:24Look out!
00:42:25Look out!
00:42:29Get there!
00:42:30No!
00:42:34Play my own talk!
00:42:36How can you think of that right now?
00:42:38Get it!
00:42:47Hey, punk!
00:42:51Hey, punk!
00:43:01Yes, my monkey father!
00:43:26You're a master tax student.
00:43:27I'm gonna kill him,
00:43:28and you're not gonna get away either.
00:43:45Let's go!
00:43:55Hey, May!
00:43:57Come on, Jim!
00:43:59Hey, a dick!
00:44:03Drive!
00:44:04What's the matter with you? Step on it.
00:44:07My roof!
00:44:09Shit!
00:44:19Hey!
00:44:22Hey!
00:44:33I never seem to have time for myself these days, you know?
00:44:37Hey, a lot of people are like that. It's how things are. You can live with it.
00:44:41It's how society is. What can you do about it?
00:44:45You know, Mae, you should do what you like and try and be as free as these seagulls are.
00:44:49Things can't be that bad all the time.
00:44:52You know, there's always a tomorrow.
00:44:53You're optimistic.
00:44:55Of course.
00:44:55That's great.
00:44:57Hey, what's it like in China?
00:44:58Well, it's a lot better than here.
00:45:00You going back?
00:45:01Sure.
00:45:02But look at the opportunity here. You should learn to adapt.
00:45:05Hey, where's my shoe?
00:45:07In your head.
00:45:08No, not this one. The other one.
00:45:10Come on, help me find it.
00:45:11I think it's in the water.
00:45:12In the water? Can you get it back for me?
00:45:15Hey, why do you need to get it back? You should just learn to adapt.
00:45:19Well, you'll get used to it.
00:45:20I can't believe you just said that.
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:31Oh, no. Where are my keys? I can't find them. We'll have to walk.
00:45:37I see them. They're right here.
00:45:39You didn't lock your door?
00:45:41No.
00:45:43Well, open this one at least.
00:45:46Why didn't you lock it?
00:45:48I thought American cars had automatic lock.
00:45:49Not this one.
00:45:56What are you doing?
00:45:58I'm learning to drive.
00:46:00After I learn, then I can be your driver.
00:46:04All right. Why don't you try it?
00:46:06Me?
00:46:07Come on.
00:46:14Go ahead.
00:46:16Really?
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:19Okay, now to back up, you have to put it in reverse.
00:46:21Like this?
00:46:21You're in drive now, so you're only going to go forward.
00:46:24Yeah, right.
00:46:24Now, come on. Put it in reverse.
00:46:25Oh, that's the way.
00:46:27Hey.
00:46:27What?
00:46:27Slow down.
00:46:28That's the mess.
00:46:28They're stepping on my front.
00:46:29That's the brake.
00:46:34That's so fast.
00:46:34What?
00:46:35Ah.
00:46:37Stay in this lane.
00:46:38That's it.
00:46:40Watch out.
00:46:43Look ahead.
00:46:44And behind you two.
00:46:44Got it?
00:46:45Look in there.
00:46:47Not that close.
00:46:48You can't see anything.
00:46:49Look ahead.
00:46:51Change lanes.
00:46:53Look to the right, you dummy.
00:46:54Your signal.
00:46:55Turn it on.
00:46:57Look ahead.
00:46:59Will you relax?
00:47:01Not that I relaxed!
00:47:06You're doing pretty good for a first-time driver.
00:47:08Yeah?
00:47:09What's the road?
00:47:13Oh, damn.
00:47:15The police.
00:47:16What do we do now?
00:47:18Oh, we don't have a driver's license.
00:47:20Oh, we can go to jail.
00:47:22We better stop the car, then.
00:47:23You can't do that.
00:47:24You're in the middle of the road, and you don't know how.
00:47:27Right.
00:47:27Switch seats, then.
00:47:28Huh?
00:47:29Okay, hop on.
00:47:30All right.
00:47:30Hold the wheel.
00:47:31Don't let go.
00:47:32I'll come over.
00:47:35Ouch.
00:47:36Pull over.
00:47:37Pull over now.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:40Pull over.
00:47:41Right now.
00:47:42Yeah.
00:47:43Do it.
00:47:44Just be quiet.
00:48:03Hello, officer.
00:48:04Is there a problem here?
00:48:05No.
00:48:06Would you mind telling me what you're doing?
00:48:08Uh, well, uh, we just got married today.
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:14Is that right?
00:48:15Right, honey?
00:48:16No.
00:48:16Mm-hmm.
00:48:18Mm-hmm.
00:48:19Mm-hmm.
00:48:19And who was driving?
00:48:21Me, of course.
00:48:22Wouldn't mind showing me your driver's license, would you?
00:48:25Oh, sure.
00:48:26Sure.
00:48:34Big officer.
00:48:36Wait right here.
00:48:43Hey, you think we'll be all right?
00:48:45Oh, yeah, sure. At least I think so.
00:48:48Hey, what was that kiss about?
00:48:51What? What about it? It was no big deal.
00:48:53Well, here in the States, it's normal to kiss people.
00:48:56It's just a way to show that, well, you're someone's friend.
00:48:59All right.
00:49:02I'm going to cite you for reckless driving.
00:49:04That's fine.
00:49:06And lady, if you want to do it, do it on the sofa next time.
00:49:09It's a lot safer that way.
00:49:11Thank you, officer.
00:49:13Have a nice day.
00:49:14Thanks. Thank you.
00:49:17You got a ticket?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:21Expensive kiss.
00:49:27Okay, what's going on here?
00:49:28I'm trying to fill this prescription for Uncle Tack,
00:49:30and you guys have screwed up everything.
00:49:34Ole, chica.
00:49:35This is our seafood place,
00:49:36and if you're going to come in here,
00:49:37you're going to come in here compromiso.
00:49:38What?
00:49:43Hey, what are the lights doing?
00:49:44The old man must be inside.
00:49:46I thought we killed the old man.
00:49:47Come on, let's go check it out.
00:49:49Yeah, let's go.
00:49:52Come on, come on, what do you want, huh?
00:49:54Come on, come on, come on.
00:50:02Let's take her back to Johnny, bitch.
00:50:06Back off.
00:50:12Oh, yeah.
00:50:14Oh, yeah.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:18Oh, yeah.
00:50:25Oh.
00:50:26Oh, yeah.
00:50:28Oh, yeah.
00:50:32Oh, yeah.
00:50:34Oh, yeah.
00:50:35Oh, yeah.
00:50:36Oh, yeah.
00:50:36Oh, yeah.
00:50:37Oh, yeah.
00:50:37Oh, yeah.
00:50:37Yah!
00:50:38Yah!
00:50:43Yah!
00:50:45Yah!
00:50:48Yah!
00:50:49Yah!
00:50:51Yah!
00:50:52Yah!
00:50:52Are you okay?
00:50:53I'll live!
00:50:55Yah!
00:50:56Yah!
00:50:57Hey, bitch, let me show you what a real man can do!
00:51:00Yah!
00:51:00Yah!
00:51:01Yah!
00:51:01Yah!
00:51:03Yah!
00:51:05Yah!
00:51:06Get out!
00:51:07Go on!
00:51:07Get out!
00:51:08Go on!
00:51:09Fuckin' pizza, Molly!
00:51:11Go on!
00:51:12You, don't!
00:51:14Come on, you little bitch!
00:51:16Ah!
00:51:19Get out of here!
00:51:19Oh shit!
00:51:22Oh!
00:51:23Oh!
00:51:24Shit!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:27Come on!
00:51:28Oh!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:34Ah!
00:51:34Get out of here now!
00:52:19Get out of here!
00:52:34Help!
00:52:37Hold still.
00:52:39Your shoulder's dislocated.
00:52:40Take him to a doctor!
00:52:41I got it.
00:52:42Ow!
00:52:43That hurt, man.
00:52:44Anna's still out there somewhere.
00:53:01Stop the car.
00:53:02Anna's right over there.
00:53:09Anna.
00:53:11Anna.
00:53:12Anna.
00:53:12What happened?
00:53:13Anna, are you okay?
00:53:15It's not yet!
00:53:16It's gonna be all right, okay?
00:53:19It's gonna be all right.
00:53:20Don't worry.
00:53:21Don't worry.
00:53:22She'll be all right.
00:53:23She just dislocated her knee.
00:53:24I put something on it.
00:53:25She'll get better in no time.
00:53:27Master, just calm her down.
00:53:28She can't move around.
00:53:29Master, is she okay?
00:53:30She's here.
00:53:30Anna, it's gonna be okay.
00:53:31Everything's gonna be all right, I promise.
00:53:32That's enough for me.
00:53:33Let me take over.
00:53:38Anna.
00:53:45Get some rest.
00:53:47Anna?
00:53:48You'll behave yourself.
00:53:49Why'd you say that?
00:53:51No, no, they do that all the time here.
00:53:54It's a way of showing you're someone's friend.
00:53:56I told you, they're lunatics here.
00:54:17Oh, fuck!
00:54:20Oh, fuck!
00:54:22Oh, fuck!
00:54:23Oh, fuck!
00:54:24Oh, fuck!
00:54:28Oh, fuck!
00:54:31Oh, fuck!
00:54:33Oh, fuck!
00:54:37Oh, fuck!
00:54:47Oh, fuck!
00:54:50Oh, fuck!
00:54:52Oh, fuck!
00:54:54Oh, fuck!
00:54:54Oh, fuck!
00:54:55Oh, fuck!
00:54:55Oh, fuck!
00:54:55Oh, fuck!
00:55:20Come on.
00:55:26Again.
00:55:31Again.
00:55:55This is it, boys.
00:55:57Sit down.
00:56:29May I?
00:56:40One less two more.
00:56:49Want some more?
00:56:50Come on, come on, come on, come on some more!
00:56:56Shit!
00:57:15Hey, thank you, thiefo!
00:57:17Stupid.
00:57:26Son of a bitch!
00:57:28Get down!
00:57:38Bad boy, playing with swords isn't nice!
00:57:54Let's get him!
00:57:55Yeah!
00:58:08Let's get him!
00:58:09Yeah!
00:58:10Come on, move!
00:58:11I'm 25!
00:58:15Let's go, move down!
00:58:17Come on, move down!
00:58:19Come on!
00:58:21Come on!
00:58:21Come on!
00:58:38Come on!
00:58:40Poor ass! Come on out for your beating, if you dare!
00:59:30Let's get those bastards now!
00:59:32Right!
00:59:49Shit! Opps are in trouble! Where are you guys?
00:59:53How do you like that?
00:59:54Come on! Let's see!
01:00:21Come on! Let's go!
01:00:23Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
01:00:29Let's go! Let's go!
01:00:32Let's go! Let's go!
01:00:35Let's go! Let's go!
01:00:37Let's go!
01:00:39Let's go!
01:00:39Let's go!
01:00:40Hey, why is he crying?
01:00:44He doesn't have a green card. He's afraid the cops will send him back to Mexico.
01:00:48Oh. Then he has to get out of here.
01:00:53He can't just walk out. We're being interviewed. We have to wait.
01:00:58Oh. Okay. We'll hide him then.
01:01:09So did you get Johnny?
01:01:11Wait a minute. Weren't there five of you?
01:01:14No, sir. Only four.
01:01:16When hasn't arrived yet?
01:01:17Uh-huh.
01:01:18Really. Let me share a little secret with all of you.
01:01:22I'm gonna nail that son of a bitch to the wall. I'll get him for resisting arrest.
01:01:28Destroying public property. Assault. A few more things. Kicking me in the face.
01:01:35Y'all did a good job.
01:01:37Don't worry. It was clearly an act of self-defense.
01:01:42All I want you to do is stick around to testify in court. Okay?
01:01:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:48Okay, now's our chance.
01:01:50Okay, right.
01:01:50Let's all give him a pat on the back. Thanks very much.
01:01:52Thank you. You can go.
01:01:54Oh, hey, thanks.
01:01:56Go. Go.
01:01:57You take care now.
01:01:58Hope you feel better.
01:02:00Go. Go.
01:02:05You can't go on hiding like this. It's wrong.
01:02:07Hey, I've got an idea. The store can hire him.
01:02:10After a few years, he can apply for his residency.
01:02:13I don't think so.
01:02:14Why?
01:02:15Ever since my master took in Johnny, he's hated foreigners.
01:02:18He'd kill me if he found out that I taught Kung Fu to these guys.
01:02:22And now he's hiding like a thief.
01:02:24It's as though he's become a fugitive.
01:02:26You'll be too if you stay.
01:02:27You think I'm staying?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:28I'm going back.
01:02:29There's nothing for me here.
01:02:31Hm.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Master.
01:02:35Don't call me master.
01:02:37Wait.
01:02:39If you want to leave, leave.
01:02:40Don't stay on my account.
01:02:42You've got it all wrong.
01:02:43I don't want you hiding in my house like a criminal.
01:02:46You get caught and I'd be responsible.
01:02:48Look, master, forgive me.
01:02:49I didn't mean it.
01:02:50Don't be angry.
01:02:52I know how you feel.
01:02:53What you went through.
01:02:54Look.
01:02:55I'll stay longer.
01:02:59Save your pity.
01:03:00You're teaching foreigners.
01:03:02Learn from my experience.
01:03:03They bite the hand that feeds them.
01:03:05Now get out of my sight.
01:03:07Master.
01:03:08I never want to see you again.
01:03:30What's the deal, Oscar?
01:03:32I've been calling you to bail my ass out of jail.
01:03:34Where the heck were you?
01:03:36I'm sorry, Johnny.
01:03:37How'd you get out?
01:03:39My American Express card, you dumb shit.
01:03:43Look at you.
01:03:43What's your problem?
01:03:44You look like a scared rabbit.
01:03:46We're in deep shit, Johnny.
01:03:47All our stocks dumped.
01:03:49We're dead up to here.
01:03:52Where can I go, Oscar?
01:03:53The whole world knows me.
01:03:55You got me into this shit.
01:03:56You tell me.
01:03:57We'll go to China.
01:03:58You'll be a big star.
01:03:59You go to hell.
01:04:20Well, thanks for fixing my plane ticket.
01:04:24Do you have to go now?
01:04:26There's still so many places you haven't seen yet.
01:04:28Look, I came to America to see my teacher.
01:04:30Now he wants me to go.
01:04:31That's why I'm going.
01:04:32End of story.
01:04:35You can't think of a reason to stay?
01:04:36Not even one?
01:04:38Uh, nope.
01:04:41We'll think a little harder.
01:04:45Uh, nothing.
01:04:46Why?
01:04:46Do you know one?
01:04:47Help me out.
01:04:51I can't right now.
01:04:52Well, you don't have much time.
01:04:54The bus is leaving.
01:04:55So this is your last chance.
01:04:57Alright, if you think of something, put it on a postcard.
01:04:59Mail it to me.
01:05:00You have my address.
01:05:02Take as long as you want.
01:05:03Write it all down.
01:05:04I gotta go now.
01:05:06Okay then.
01:05:09Well, there's nothing left to say.
01:05:10Take care of yourself.
01:05:12See ya.
01:05:13Wait.
01:05:16Hey, is something wrong?
01:05:17You look sad.
01:05:20No, I'm fine.
01:05:22Send me that card.
01:05:48I hope it makes a large part of the toilet.
01:05:50Duck in front of my photo.
01:05:52Pray!
01:05:53Don't you необходимо, I'm safe.
01:05:55Cry mypen grew too much.
01:06:04I was justamento.
01:06:33Oh, okay.
01:06:38He's still here.
01:06:42He loves you.
01:06:43Come on.
01:06:44Let's get our stuff and get out of here.
01:06:49Hello?
01:06:50Is that you, old man?
01:06:51We have Anna all tied up if you want to see her healthy again.
01:06:55What?
01:06:55Say again.
01:06:58Hey, get over here.
01:06:59I can't understand this guy's accent.
01:07:02You.
01:07:03Talk to the gentleman.
01:07:06Hello?
01:07:07Give me that.
01:07:08Hello?
01:07:09Hey, master tech.
01:07:10We got your girl here all tied up.
01:07:13My master went to a range meeting.
01:07:15Huh?
01:07:16Hey, this dude's too confusing.
01:07:17Hey.
01:07:20What?
01:07:21Look, old man.
01:07:22If you want to see Anna alive again...
01:07:24Is this a joke, you bastard?
01:07:27We're gonna kill Anna!
01:07:29What's that?
01:07:30I got no time for sick jokes!
01:07:32Anna's being held by my master, you dumb shit.
01:07:35If you want to keep her alive, then come to the NRB building.
01:07:38Got it?
01:07:39Huh?
01:07:40Yeah.
01:07:41You better come if you don't want to see your precious girl die.
01:07:44And no cops, man.
01:07:46You can't do that.
01:07:47It's kidnapping!
01:07:48Don't waste my time, old man.
01:07:50Write down the address.
01:07:52A pen.
01:07:57Go ahead.
01:07:58Where?
01:07:581100 Wiltshire Boulevard.
01:08:01NRB building.
01:08:051100 wheelchair.
01:08:08You really can't think of a reason to stay.
01:08:15You're so pig-headed.
01:08:17Can't you see how I feel?
01:08:19You dummy.
01:08:20Men are so blind sometimes.
01:08:22Come on, open your eyes for once.
01:08:29Hey, where's my passport?
01:08:31Hmm.
01:08:52Maybe I dropped you.
01:08:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:08:58no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:59People are afraid to be shot.
01:08:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:09:12no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man.
01:09:19Who can drive a bus?
01:09:21Can anyone drive?
01:09:22We need a driver here.
01:09:25I can't drive this thing.
01:09:26It's too big.
01:09:37Oh
01:10:21What are you doing here?
01:10:28Well?
01:10:31Oh, you don't want to see that.
01:10:32Look, they're hanging in the window!
01:10:33Look, forget about that.
01:10:34I have to get my passport.
01:10:35There's still time to catch the plane.
01:10:36Come on, let's go.
01:10:49Got it.
01:10:59Hey, I haven't got all day.
01:11:02Look, there's a letter here.
01:11:04Yeah?
01:11:05What's it say?
01:11:06I can't read it.
01:11:07It's in Chinese.
01:11:08Let's have a look at it.
01:11:12Here.
01:11:15It's hard to read.
01:11:18To my dear student.
01:11:20What's that?
01:11:22If anything should happen to me, make sure you take care of the store.
01:11:25It's all that I've got left.
01:11:28Your teacher...
01:11:29Huh?
01:11:30Oh, no.
01:11:31Johnny?
01:11:33I think so.
01:11:34What do we do?
01:11:36I don't know.
01:11:38What do you mean you don't know?
01:11:39We have to do something to save him!
01:11:41Yeah, of course we do.
01:11:42But I have no idea where he is.
01:11:51Oh, there's nothing here.
01:11:53Hey, what's this?
01:11:54It looks like an address.
01:11:55The NRB building.
01:11:57What's that?
01:11:58Look.
01:12:00Yeah, so what?
01:12:01Well, it could be where he's gone.
01:12:02Do you know it?
01:12:03Can we go?
01:12:04Of course I know it!
01:12:05Then let's go!
01:12:06Come on!
01:12:07Stop pulling me, you jerk!
01:12:08Oh, stop crying, would you?
01:12:10We have no time!
01:12:11Let's go!
01:12:12You got some food up here, mate?
01:12:21Two drinks!
01:12:28God damn.
01:12:29We're in for a big fight.
01:12:31You stay here.
01:12:33Be careful, Uncle Tack.
01:12:36Whoever defeats this old man
01:12:37and brings him to me on his knees
01:12:39will be promoted to the highest order
01:12:41in my school!
01:13:01Four!
01:13:03Hmm.
01:13:04Attack in fours!
01:13:21Hey, fat head!
01:13:23You taught these guys kung fu?
01:13:25You got your little bob heads!
01:13:30Ten!
01:13:31Ten attackers!
01:13:55Let's go!
01:13:56Hey, dude!
01:13:57Where'd you go, stupid?
01:13:58Next time you disappear,
01:13:59I'm gonna kill you!
01:14:00것을 will kill you, I'm gonna kill you!
01:14:01Be careful, baby!
01:14:01Merry Christmas, man!
01:14:03Merry Christmas, man!
01:14:03Mohandala!
01:14:13Students!
01:14:14Hold it!
01:14:59Good!
01:15:01Master, Master!
01:15:03You're still here?
01:15:04I read your letter. I knew something was wrong.
01:15:07That's my will.
01:15:08That was your will? Forget it, you're not going anywhere.
01:15:23That Johnny's really tricky so be careful. I will master watch your back. Let's go
01:15:34You want a break forget
01:15:46Oh
01:16:14Oh
01:16:14Oh
01:16:40Well kids welcome to the game of death
01:16:44He's a good fighter
01:16:46Don't worry. I'm sure I can beat him you guys stay out of it better not drag it out. Just
01:16:51drop it get the girl
01:17:21Oh
01:17:43Grab my legs
01:17:44Master you're right
01:17:51Come on
01:17:55Finish him now
01:18:07You're not bad
01:18:08Yeah, I know
01:18:09Oh
01:18:10God
01:18:10Oh
01:18:11Oh
01:18:38God
01:18:42Oh
01:18:49Oh
01:18:50Oh
01:18:50Oh
01:18:52Oh
01:18:54Oh
01:18:59Yeah
01:19:19Yeah
01:19:20Yeah
01:19:21Yeah
01:19:23Yeah
01:19:40Oh
01:19:46You like that?
01:20:11Oh!
01:20:25Yah!
01:20:27Oh!
01:20:29Yah!
01:20:55Gas.
01:21:11What are you waiting for you son of a bitch finish me ah, okay finished
01:21:26Yeah
01:21:30Ah
01:21:52Take care of these clouds
01:21:55All right everybody freeze put your hands on your head hold it right there move out of the way police
01:22:02business
01:22:10Yeah
01:22:16Yeah
01:22:18Yeah
01:22:18Yeah
01:22:19Yeah
01:22:19Yeah
01:22:20Yeah
01:22:33Yeah
01:22:33Yeah
01:22:33Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:46Yeah
01:22:56Yeah
01:22:57Yeah
01:22:57Yeah
01:22:59Yeah
01:23:06Yeah
01:23:07Yeah
01:23:09Yeah
01:23:15I miss you guys
01:23:18Yeah
01:23:19Thanks a lot
01:23:19Jet
01:23:21You get my hat, okay?
01:23:23No, no
01:23:24Thank you
01:23:25Bye
01:23:25Thanks
01:23:26Bye-bye
01:23:27Take care
01:23:29Bye you guys
01:23:30Bye assholes
01:23:32Bye
01:23:34Bye-bye assholes
01:23:37No
01:23:37No
01:23:38No
01:23:38No
01:23:39No
01:23:39No
01:23:40You know not what he says
01:23:42So I'm sorry you gotta go
01:23:44Well there's not much I can do
01:23:46That's right but hopefully you'll be back very soon
01:23:49But I'm glad you took a little time for yourself before you left
01:23:52I'll miss you master
01:23:53Hmm
01:23:53You know I still can't get over the fact you're so grown up now
01:23:58For some reason I've always treated you like a child but that's over now
01:24:03Well I'm glad to hear it
01:24:06Huh?
01:24:07Hey the price tag's still on your jacket
01:24:09Hey hey hey hey hey
01:24:10Don't take it off
01:24:11It's here for a good reason
01:24:12I just bought this for today when I'm done with it I'll return it to the store
01:24:16Only in America
01:24:18See?
01:24:19Smart, huh?
01:24:20Never take the tag off your jacket
01:24:22Well bye everyone
01:24:23Bye
01:24:24Bye
01:24:25Alright alright
01:24:26Come on
01:24:27Time to go
01:24:28Break it up here
01:24:29Come on come on
01:24:30Okay
01:24:31Bye
01:24:32Hey
01:24:33You still got a price tag?
01:24:35I guess I learned fast
01:24:37Yeah I can see that
01:24:38Take care of yourself
01:24:39And don't forget to write
01:24:41Remember that
01:24:42Yeah
01:24:42Say goodbye to May
01:24:44Okay
01:24:44May's at a meeting
01:24:45She said to send a postcard
01:24:47Don't forget now
01:24:49Alright
01:24:49Bye
01:24:50Bye
01:24:52See you again
01:24:53Happy trip
01:24:54Happy trip
01:24:54Happy trip
01:24:55Happy trip
01:24:55Happy trip
01:24:55Happy trip
01:24:56Happy trip
01:24:57Happy trip
01:24:59Happy trip
01:25:04Happy trip
01:25:05Happy trip
01:25:06Happy trip
01:25:07Happy trip
01:25:09Happy trip
01:25:10Happy trip
01:25:13Happy trip
01:25:21of a reason why i should stay so i'm gonna go home with you see you're kidding no where will
01:25:29you stay
01:25:34with you with me
01:25:39you married no i think i forgot my passport
01:25:49i did forget it no look at the other pockets no it's not here let me see here hold this
01:26:03hey look master your passport's right here you're not leaving the country
01:26:12see you soon what are you laughing at huh
01:26:20i don't have a passport so i can't go you're on your own bye-bye
01:26:30hope you find a place to stay
01:26:36eat this
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