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00:18Oh, hi, America. Just one second.
00:21Okay.
00:22Hey, listen to this.
00:25Gratitude.
00:26Quality of feeling, of being grateful or thankful.
00:30As in, he expressed gratitude to everyone on the staff.
00:34That's nice.
00:35Let's see what else we got here.
00:37Okay, hey, hey, listen to this.
00:39Thankless.
00:40Not likely to be appreciated or rewarded.
00:44Unappreciated.
00:45As in, a thankless job.
00:47All right, that's kind of nice there.
00:49I don't want to see something else.
00:50Look at what's up.
00:51Okay, this is real nice.
00:54A skunk.
00:55A black and white striped mammal.
00:58Of the weasel family.
01:00We know some people like that.
01:01That emits a pungent odor when attacked.
01:04Or a despicable person.
01:07America, let's see if I can use that in a sentence.
01:12Those thingless little skunks have no gratitude.
01:16One more second, America.
01:17One more second.
01:19Let me look up justifiable homicide.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Sorry, dogs, but tonight the cards are screaming,
01:27here you go, WB.
01:28Get yours.
01:30Yeah, that's all right.
01:32Just consider it alone, baby.
01:33You'll be paying double Saturday.
01:35Here, what up?
01:36Okay.
01:36No poker side of that.
01:38We got that thing at Baja Vista.
01:39What thing are you talking about?
01:40The father-daughter dance, man.
01:43Sophia's so excited about it.
01:44She made me go out and buy a new suit.
01:46Oh, sure, it's about time, man,
01:47because that tight polyester suit
01:49with the big-ass lapels doesn't bend over.
01:53Hey, what are you wearing to the dance, man?
01:55Huh?
01:56What are you wearing to the dance?
01:58Um, I haven't thought about it right now, man.
02:00Come on.
02:01I want to play a car.
02:02I want my money back.
02:02Hold up, man.
02:03You're playing what you're wearing
02:04to get the morning paper.
02:06You don't know nothing about this dance, do you?
02:08That's not true.
02:09That's not true.
02:10Big fella, you know that's not true.
02:12Not true.
02:13You know Nessa's just probably
02:14waiting the last minute.
02:15You know how she is.
02:17Bernie, the dance is Saturday
02:18and she hasn't asked you yet?
02:21You ain't going to a damn thing.
02:24Yep.
02:28Not true.
02:29Look, America,
02:31I'm sure Nessa, man,
02:32she's going to ask me.
02:33It's just take her a little time
02:34to do something nice.
02:35You know, she has to dig
02:36through all that lair of evil.
02:38She'll do the right thing.
02:41She'll do the right thing.
02:45So what's up, kids?
02:47What's happening this weekend?
02:48Anything special?
02:48I get my cast off.
02:50We may not have time, Joy.
02:51But it's itching.
02:52Here, use this.
02:53Okay.
02:54Anybody else?
02:55What's happening?
02:56Anybody else?
02:56Not now, baby girl.
02:58Nessa, what's going on?
03:00What's rocking, baby?
03:00What's popping?
03:01What's swinging this weekend?
03:02What's rocking?
03:03Huh?
03:04Oh, Bernie.
03:05The Richters wanted to know
03:06if they could reschedule.
03:07Hell no.
03:08No, I hate the Richters.
03:10They do manage our money.
03:13Damn.
03:16So Nessa's...
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:19Oh, Nessa's slick.
03:21Acting like she didn't get the hint.
03:23You know, maybe I should be
03:24a little bit more blatant.
03:25Like, hit over the head with it.
03:27Some don't look right.
03:29Some don't look right.
03:31Salt belongs over here.
03:34Pepper belongs right here.
03:36Now the table looks right.
03:38All right.
03:39Come on.
03:40Is there any butter?
03:41You want butter?
03:43You want butter?
03:44Oh, here's your butter.
03:48There's your butter.
03:49Thanks.
03:50You're welcome.
03:51You're silly as the burning.
03:53Say what.
03:55I got it.
03:57I got it.
03:59I got it.
04:01I got it.
04:03Look Nessa.
04:05Look Nessa.
04:10Those were some of my finest moves.
04:13America?
04:14I'm starting to think
04:15she's not going to even ask me.
04:17All right, fine.
04:18After all I've done for her,
04:20straight up from the life of the streets,
04:21you know,
04:22if you're taking a stray dog,
04:23it'll lick you.
04:24You may catch something,
04:25but it'll lick you.
04:27All right, fine.
04:29And you know what else, America?
04:31I don't even care about the dance anymore.
04:34I wouldn't go to that dance
04:36if she asked me.
04:37Why won't she ask me to the dance?
04:39Honey, you just ask her.
04:41Nope.
04:42It's her dance.
04:44Hawkins don't ask Sadie.
04:46Sadie asks Hawkins.
04:47That's the rule.
04:47That's the way it's always been.
04:52You, uh,
04:53want me to take your mind off of it?
04:55No.
04:58I don't want to do.
05:03Okay.
05:06Why don't you want to go with him?
05:08What?
05:09Vanessa, I know you.
05:10And I know you want to go to this dance.
05:13You do want to go, right?
05:15Well, yeah, but...
05:16And you see how badly your uncle wants to go.
05:19How can you not see it?
05:22Want some salt?
05:24Well,
05:27it would mean a lot to him if you'd ask him.
05:30We don't even get along.
05:34Okay.
05:35I know you two made butt heads.
05:37But are you telling me
05:38that you can't get along for one night?
05:44For me.
05:46But Uncle Bernie is so...
05:49Okay, well,
05:50would you go with him?
05:51Sweetie,
05:52I married him.
05:54Oh, yeah.
06:00Saturday night.
06:02Meet me at the front door at 7.
06:06America,
06:06she got a lot of damn nerve.
06:08That's no way to invite someone to a dance.
06:11Let me read invite.
06:13Invite
06:13to request the participation
06:15of another in a kindly, courteous,
06:18and complimentary way.
06:20Kindly,
06:21courteous,
06:22complimentary way.
06:23You know how to turn down
06:25and not even go to a funky little dance.
06:27Yeah,
06:28I'd be there.
06:32It's important to her.
06:44How do I look, baby?
06:45Baby,
06:45you look handsome.
06:46I want to go
06:47to the father-daughter dance, too.
06:49Oh,
06:50sweetie,
06:50I have a special night planned
06:51for you and your brother.
06:52Can we go on video fun zone?
06:54Please, please, please, please, please, please.
06:55Please.
06:56Okay, Jordan, relax.
06:58We will talk about it
06:59when your sister
07:00and your uncle
07:00has left for the dance, okay?
07:02Okay.
07:03I want to speak,
07:05I know that.
07:08Wow, Wanda.
07:10Wow.
07:11Ooh.
07:18You look beautiful.
07:21Thanks.
07:22You look nice.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26Mwah.
07:30Wow.
07:31It's for you.
07:37Ready, sir?
07:39My lady?
07:40Who cares,
07:40away she?
07:41A limo!
07:42Come here.
07:45Bernie,
07:46this is her special night.
07:47I want you to be
07:48on your best behavior.
07:50What?
07:51Look,
07:51I'm a little kid.
07:52Baby,
07:53I'm always on my best behavior.
07:54Honey,
07:55I mean it.
07:56She has some reservations
07:57about asking you.
07:58Just keep that in love.
07:59Well,
08:00who else you gonna ask?
08:01Her daddy?
08:02He won't be a baby
08:03for five to ten years,
08:04and that's on good behavior.
08:05Baby,
08:06stop.
08:06Wanda,
08:07she's right.
08:07She's right.
08:08She got a point.
08:09It's her father and daughter dance,
08:10and her father's not around.
08:12And you know what else?
08:14I'm gonna give her
08:14a special Bernie Mac
08:15father and daughter dance,
08:17the one she'll never forget.
08:18Because see,
08:19I'm made like that.
08:20America,
08:20I'm gonna give her.
08:21Now,
08:22daddy on the hand,
08:23look,
08:24let's move on.
08:25But this world's great now,
08:26raving the world,
08:27I'm looking for ya.
08:28Better make it hope,
08:29but nothing seems to matter,
08:30that's when,
08:30see,
08:31everything can go,
08:32any which way.
08:32They got me phone,
08:33see,
08:33they hit it with the J.
08:34front post,
08:35chillin' roll,
08:35country folk,
08:36man,
08:36I'm happy in my ways,
08:37yeah.
08:38I've been broke,
08:39but it really don't matter,
08:41no more.
08:42And they wouldn't walk
08:43back this way,
08:45nothing more's gonna be
08:46all day.
08:47This is nice,
08:48baby.
08:48Bernie!
08:49Woo!
08:50Hey!
08:52What's up,
08:52boy?
08:54Don't run,
08:55you look good,
08:55man.
08:55I got some food,
08:56don't I?
08:57Hope you got your moves
08:58down for the contest tonight.
08:59We could use a little competition.
09:01Oh,
09:01you think I don't,
09:02man?
09:02You look,
09:02look,
09:04you know what?
09:05I got the combination,
09:06boy.
09:06Got the combination,
09:07boy.
09:08No,
09:08you don't.
09:09By the end of the night,
09:10Nessa and I,
09:11man,
09:11she was gonna be bronzed
09:12with a trophy cake.
09:13Watch and see.
09:14Tonight.
09:15Am I right,
09:15baby?
09:16Okay,
09:16all right,
09:17father,
09:17grab your door,
09:18let's get on the dance floor,
09:19and show me what you got for me.
09:21Let's do what we got.
09:23Back up off,
09:23back up off.
09:24Come on,
09:24you can back up off,
09:25let me tell you something,
09:25back up,
09:25back up off,
09:26you can get me back,
09:27back,
09:27back,
09:28back up off.
09:30Come on,
09:31Nessa,
09:31me and you,
09:32baby,
09:32it's our time.
09:33No,
09:33this song's kind of whack,
09:34maybe later.
09:35And,
09:36the littlest ladybug
09:38slid down the anteater's throat
09:41in search of her friend,
09:42the ant.
09:43Oh,
09:43please,
09:44can we watch videos?
09:45Stop interrupting,
09:47I said after dinner.
09:48So can we eat already?
09:49I'm hungry.
09:50Jordan,
09:51you watched me put the pizza in
09:52five minutes ago.
09:53Now would you stop?
09:54I wonder why I'm still a ladybug.
09:57Okay,
09:58so,
09:59the littlest ladybug
10:01slid down the anteater's throat
10:03in search of her friend,
10:04the ant,
10:05and,
10:07um,
10:09oh boy,
10:10the last page is missing.
10:12But why I'm still a ladybug
10:13and the ant?
10:14They died.
10:16Jordan,
10:17don't tell her that.
10:18Baby,
10:19you know what?
10:19I'm sure they lived
10:21happily ever after.
10:23But how do we know
10:24the last page is missing?
10:26You know why
10:26the last page is missing?
10:28Because the anteater ate it.
10:29Just like he ate
10:30the ladybug and the ant.
10:32He chewed them up
10:33and he ate it.
10:36Jordan,
10:37you may not want
10:37this special night,
10:38but your sister and I do.
10:41The ant is dead.
10:43You know what?
10:44You should just go somewhere
10:44and sit down for a while.
10:46Gladly.
10:48No,
10:48the ant is not dead.
10:53Don't do that, please.
10:55Hey, hey, hey.
10:55Baby,
10:56that's who's that?
10:57Uh,
10:57Mr. Cowan?
10:58That's your favorite teacher.
11:00Mr. Cowan!
11:01What are you doing?
11:02Come on, come on, come on.
11:03Hey, Cowan!
11:03Come on, baby.
11:04Come on.
11:04Hey, Mr. Mac, good to see you.
11:05What's up, baby?
11:06How you doing?
11:07Doing fine.
11:07You're my niece's favorite teacher, man.
11:09All she talk about is you.
11:10You, you, you.
11:12Mr. Cowan is,
11:12Mr. Cowan with that.
11:13The house can't stand you.
11:15Baby girl,
11:15you may come sick.
11:16She don't want you married Mr. Cowan.
11:17Yeah, we're talking about Mr. Cowan.
11:18Uncle Honey,
11:19why don't we go get some fun?
11:21Okay, sure, sure.
11:21We'll get some fun.
11:22Mr. Cowan, it's a pleasure, boy.
11:24You're a cool white boy.
11:25Mr. Cowan.
11:27That's Mr. Cowan, baby.
11:28Why did you do that?
11:29What are you talking about, baby?
11:30I'm making you look good, Nessa.
11:32Why are you acting like this?
11:33How am I acting?
11:34You're acting like you're crazy.
11:37I'm acting like I'm crazy.
11:39Crazy?
11:40Oh, I'm crazy.
11:41What kind of fool want to dance
11:43to the father and daughter dance, huh?
11:45Matt, keep it together.
11:47It's her night.
11:48It's her night.
11:51Don't say nothing.
11:55Riana, please stop crying.
11:57Okay, could you just turn to the last page
11:59and tell me what happened
12:00with the ladybug and the aunt?
12:03Oh, no, excuse you.
12:04I did buy the book.
12:05It's just missing the last page.
12:07He is really getting on my nerves.
12:09Why can't he be normal?
12:11I'm sure he's no worse than my dad.
12:14What's up, you squads?
12:16To all the L7s in the house tonight.
12:19I take it back.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:22Look at your dad.
12:24Uncle, my dad's in prison.
12:26Right now, tonight, I want to dedicate this song
12:28to a beautiful, finicky young lady
12:30who just can't find the right song for her tonight.
12:34But I'm going to play a song for her.
12:36I know she cold going to dig
12:37because I took her to 10 stores to buy this single.
12:40Listen.
12:41Beautiful thing, Chocolate Thunder.
12:43You meet me on the center killer floor here tonight
12:47and I'll show you how it's done.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:50Here you go.
12:52You want to see something?
12:54You see some magic?
12:55Watch.
12:57You heard a duck?
12:58Huh.
12:59I'm popping.
13:00Listen and learn.
13:01Yeah, come on, get it.
13:03Come on, get it.
13:05I'm right here.
13:07Waiting for you.
13:10Yeah.
13:11She'll be out in a few minutes.
13:13She probably went to the bathroom or something.
13:17Vanessa.
13:22Nessa.
13:42Nessa!
13:45Excuse me.
13:47You know Nessa?
13:55Can you believe this?
13:57The Mac man dished?
13:59Hey, I am trying to be a father to someone
14:01who don't know how to act like her daughter.
14:03Just rude, mean, hateful.
14:06Wouldn't know what to do with a dad if she had one.
14:08Huh.
14:08America, this is a disaster.
14:10I can't imagine this even going any worse.
14:12To me, this ain't nothing but some old boo.
14:31What the hell?
14:39What the hell?
14:41No.
14:48Oh, yeah, it's going to take that one shirt.
14:53Hey, excuse me.
14:55This is the girls' bathroom.
14:57Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
14:58You all got nothing to blush on anyway.
15:00Say something for high school.
15:01Go ahead.
15:01Y'all get on out of here.
15:03Come on, get on out of here.
15:07Vance, eh?
15:08Whatever.
15:13Nessa, I know you in here.
15:14I can see the shoes that you ditched me in.
15:16Leave me alone.
15:17Come on, Nessa.
15:18I know how you feel.
15:20I know you really said because your real father can't be here.
15:23What?
15:24I know why you didn't ask me to come to the dance.
15:27I know you kind of upset about your real father's situation,
15:31you know, being in the joy and everything.
15:35This has nothing to do with my dad.
15:37Come on, Nessa, this is me.
15:38You can talk to me.
15:39Half of the girls here aren't with their real dads.
15:42Okay, then.
15:43Well, Nessa, if it ain't your real father, what's the problem then?
15:46My problem is you.
15:47I didn't want to ask you because I knew it would be a disaster.
15:51We don't get along at home, so why should we here?
15:54Come on, Nessa.
15:57You mean to tell me that your father ain't got nothing to do with it?
16:00That this is personal?
16:02Duh.
16:08Okay, then, Nessa.
16:11It's on.
16:13Oh, it's on for real now.
16:15And I'm going to do just like your real daddy.
16:17I'll leave.
16:28Ooh.
16:33What in the world?
16:34What did you do?
16:36It was an accident, I swear.
16:37The Nessa came off the paint can and it wouldn't stop coming.
16:41Where's the paint?
16:42Where's the paint can now?
16:45My protezi sheets are in there.
16:51Oh, you are so dead.
17:01Limousine coming.
17:03I have to get my shawl.
17:05What time you get it, it'll be here.
17:09All right, fathers and daughters, it's now time for the father-daughter dance contest.
17:14You better bring it.
17:16Take your daughter's left hand with your right hand and let's come to the floor.
17:19Hit it!
17:25America, I refuse to let this night end this way.
17:28I don't care what Nessa say.
17:30We can have fun together and I'm going to show her that we can get along.
17:33Even if I have to drag her kicking and screaming, we're going to get in that dance contest.
17:37It's pop time.
17:38It's my night.
17:40Oh, yeah.
17:42Nessa.
17:44What are you doing?
17:45Come on, we're going to win this contest.
17:46Come on.
17:46I'm not dancing with you.
17:48All right, fathers and daughters, let's get this party started with the bump.
17:53Just follow me.
17:54Follow me.
17:54Come on.
17:55Come on, Nessa.
17:57Bump.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Now you live.
18:00Come on, Nessa.
18:01Look at you.
18:02Somebody was jumping.
18:04Mm.
18:04That's not a burn, Nessa.
18:06Get your licks at him.
18:08All right, daddy dancers, I need to shift gears.
18:10I want to know if you can Harlem make it.
18:12I need everybody to Harlem shake it.
18:14What?
18:15What's that?
18:26What's that?
18:27Oh, $300 sheets.
18:29$300 sheets.
18:30$300.
18:31Just can't go and be still.
18:33Got to just ruin my sheets, you little monster.
18:36I want them.
18:38$300.
18:39Ugh.
18:40But I want them.
18:41What?
18:42Something's burning.
18:44Woo!
18:44My pizza.
18:46Oh!
18:47Ah!
18:49Ah!
18:50Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:55Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:59Okay, we're down to our last two couples, so we're gonna see if y'all can bank head back.
19:29And it looks like we have a winner!
19:34We love it.
19:37That's it.
19:38That's it.
19:41Give me a favor.
19:43That's your honor.
19:44All right, you ready?
19:45Okay.
19:46Won't give me an hour.
19:47I'll come back and go kill you.
19:56Hey, Juan!
19:58Here.
20:01Viv, you all right?
20:02False alarm.
20:04I burned some pizza.
20:05More stuff okay?
20:07Yeah.
20:07And the kids are too.
20:08Thank you very much.
20:10Oh, no.
20:11You had a rough night, huh?
20:13It was a total disaster.
20:15No, it wasn't.
20:15It was awesome.
20:16You had a good time?
20:17Yeah!
20:18Uncle Bernie, the cheese got on fire and the alarm went off.
20:21Then the firemen came.
20:22I got to ride in the fire engine and hold the axe.
20:25That axe saves lives, you know.
20:27Uncle Bernie, can I have an axe?
20:29No.
20:29Please.
20:30No.
20:30Can I have your axe?
20:31No.
20:33Look, I'm really tired.
20:35I'm going to go to bed.
20:36Good night, Uncle Bernie.
20:37Good night, Nessa.
20:39See you, baby.
20:40See you.
20:41Good night, Nessa.
20:42Good night.
20:46Good night, Uncle Bernie.
20:47I'm a hell of a man, Wanda.
20:50Hell of a man.
20:52Hmm.
20:53A relationship.
20:55An emotional other connection between people.
20:58Well, hmm.
21:00I guess we got the other.
21:02And that's a start.
21:04America, we can build on that.
21:06Let's see what else I got up in here.
21:08Here's a good one.
21:10All right, relapse.
21:11To fall or slip back into a former state.
21:14Oh, Lord.
21:16Y'all pray for me, America.
21:23You got some bubbles.
21:25You got some bubbles.
21:26I think we lost.
21:27I think we did.
21:28That's sad.
21:30That is sad.
21:30We lost some Latino.
21:31That's Latino.
21:32Hey.
21:33Let's move on.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Hey.
21:36Is that a nurse over there?
21:38Yeah.
21:38No.
21:39That ain't?
21:39No.
21:40She look like it.
21:41Come on.
21:42Take me over there.
21:44See if she gonna give me some mouth to mouth.
21:46That's a he.
21:46No.
21:48Let's try him anyway.
21:50Don't walk too fast.
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