The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who are you with?
00:16Who makes the best hamburgers in the world?
00:19Royal Burger!
00:19Think again, boy.
00:21Uncle Bernie!
00:22That's right, baby girl.
00:23A little cheese over here.
00:25Okay, where are the pickles?
00:29Jordan, how many times did I tell you about bringing bugs into the house?
00:32Well, it's a stagnant mantis carolinas.
00:34His name is Fred.
00:35He's my friend.
00:37Ain't you got other friends you can play with, boy?
00:38Yeah, I got John Lynn and the beetle in my room.
00:41Well, put Fred in there with the rest of them.
00:43Go on!
00:46America, what am I supposed to do with this boy?
00:49When I was his age, we were fighting to keep the bugs out the house.
00:52Make me itch.
00:54Shoot.
00:58Y'all itchy?
01:05Hey, honey.
01:06Hey, baby.
01:07What's for dessert?
01:07Uh-uh.
01:08That's for Vanessa and her friend.
01:10Oh, come on, baby.
01:11Keep treating her friend.
01:11They'll never stop coming over here.
01:14Honey, be nice.
01:15It's a boy.
01:16His name is Reggie.
01:17Hold on.
01:17You ever met him?
01:18No.
01:19You know his parents?
01:21No.
01:22Where they live at?
01:22In California.
01:23Is he white?
01:24Here we go, America.
01:25See, I'm supposed to be nice.
01:28Wanda don't see him like I do.
01:29Watch this.
01:31Right here.
01:32This is how Wanda see him.
01:35Now, this is what I see.
01:37Varsity dope smoking.
01:38Junior varsity crack.
01:41Hold on.
01:44Wanda.
01:46Me.
01:47Grand Theft Auto Team.
01:49Most likely to get your daughter in a family way.
01:51See that?
01:52Huh?
01:53But I don't think so.
01:54America, I don't think so.
01:57Honey, relax.
01:59Vanessa has a good head on her shoulders.
02:01I don't care.
02:02I'm still running check on the boy.
02:04Honey, you don't even know his last name.
02:07What's the boy last name?
02:09Baby, we're gonna get through this.
02:11Trust me.
02:13Um, honey, do you wear those shoes over there?
02:17No.
02:17Okay, go ahead.
02:19Hey, hey, hey, Wanda, Wanda, what you doing, baby?
02:21Oh, honey, honey, I need the space.
02:23No, what you need to do is give some of these shoes to the homeless.
02:26That's what you need to do.
02:27I can't give none of these shoes to the homeless.
02:29Why not?
02:30Well, because the homeless don't need to walk around in high heels.
02:33What?
02:34They can walk around in me.
02:42Uh-uh.
02:43Don't.
02:43Uh-uh.
02:54Ooh, wow, man, this house is dope.
02:58Yeah, it's okay.
03:00Uh, you wanna watch TV?
03:02Yeah, sure.
03:06Uh, this is my brother Jordan, and that's his friend Fred.
03:11What's up, Jordan?
03:12What's up, Fred?
03:13Fred says what's up.
03:15No, he doesn't.
03:16Uncle Bernie wants you.
03:18What now?
03:19Not you.
03:20You.
03:21He's in the den.
03:22Good luck.
03:23The den's at the end of the hall.
03:25You want me to go with you?
03:26No, no, that's okay.
03:27I-I can handle it.
03:35Fred says good luck.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Yeah.
03:39Yeah.
03:54Hi.
03:58That way.
04:20Uh, sir, you wanted to see me?
04:22Yeah, I wanna see you, Reggie.
04:32I didn't say you could sit down, Reggie.
04:39That'll a seat, Reggie.
04:53What are you two rascals doing?
04:56Vanessa's friend is in there with Uncle Bernie.
04:58We're trying to get to school.
05:00Hey, you two know better than that.
05:01You should be listening in on other people's business.
05:03Now, scat.
05:13Let's get to the meat.
05:16What kind of drugs you like, Reggie?
05:18Uh, none, sir.
05:20What'd you like to steal?
05:22Uh, nothing, sir.
05:24All of you disrespect women?
05:25Not at all.
05:28You like James Brown?
05:29Yes.
05:30Complete this lyric.
05:32Sold me out.
05:32For chicken change.
05:43I didn't say you could laugh, Reggie.
05:47Friends!
05:48Romans!
05:50Players!
05:52America!
05:53Lend me your ears!
05:56All right, let's cut through the crap.
05:58It's all gone. Thumbs down.
06:00Case closed.
06:01Beat them to the line.
06:02Ness ain't dating no boy.
06:04Straight up on the real.
06:05Uh, straight up.
06:11Uh.
06:12We do what we want anytime we get the urge to.
06:15Let's just go.
06:17Stay tuned for Justin Timberlake's world premiere video.
06:21Coming up next.
06:23So, Jordan.
06:25Uh, you sure Fred's still alive?
06:26I haven't seen him move in a while.
06:28I can hear him breathing.
06:29That's good news.
06:31I can hear you breathing, and that's not good news.
06:34Now get out of here.
06:35Let me just watch this music video.
06:37Justin Timberlake can dance.
06:39Nah, that's just some old Jackson 5 moves.
06:41He's copying the way Michael Jackson sings, too.
06:45No way.
06:46JT is an innovator.
06:48He has all his own stuff.
06:51Plus JT all the way.
06:53Jordan, trust me.
06:54Look, I'll bring you some old Jackson 5 CDs, okay?
06:57You'll see what I'm saying.
06:59Justin Timberlake is straight Jack in the old school.
07:02All right, bring it in.
07:04I want to hear the old school.
07:07Would you look at that?
07:09If this boy could get Jordan entrance in old school,
07:13who knows what's next?
07:14Sports, girls, friends, and all of it's bug free.
07:20He sure would be good for Jordan.
07:22Too bad Nessa too young to have a boyfriend.
07:32Please!
07:36America, state alliance.
07:40I say let the man live.
07:43Nessa's too young to have a boyfriend,
07:45but she's not too young to think she has a boyfriend.
07:50Oh, I'm a wise king.
07:53I might have to get me a bigger crown.
07:57Get some new pillows in me.
08:00It's a new service.
08:11Jordan, what's up?
08:12Nothing.
08:13I'm trying to handle a lot snuff down so I can analyze it.
08:18Oh, well, hey, I brought you some Jackson 5 CDs.
08:20Cool.
08:29Whoa, you hit that far.
08:31Ah, that's just a pebble.
08:33Hey, you ever been to the cages?
08:35I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
08:38The batting cages?
08:41Still nothing.
08:44That's your face, man.
08:45Come on, look at your target.
08:46Look at your target.
08:52Reggie Jackson, my main man.
08:55What's up, baby?
08:56His name is Reggie Daniels.
08:58I was just telling Jordan about the batting cages.
09:00And I want to go.
09:01What?
09:02You want to go to the batting cages?
09:04Well, I'll tick you right now.
09:06I'll start a car. You throw them in.
09:08Okay, I'm just going to go get Vanessa.
09:09What you going to get Vanessa for?
09:11Oh, that's right.
09:13Come on, go.
09:14Go!
09:20Hey, boy, you got a court in that bat?
09:22That was cool.
09:23I want to hit a home run just like Reggie.
09:25Someday, son. Someday.
09:27Oh, he did it again!
09:30Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
09:34You hear that, America?
09:35He wants to hit a home run.
09:38He used the baseball term.
09:40This is good.
09:41Real good.
09:56Real good.
10:02All because I changed my stance.
10:04Thanks, Reggie.
10:05Can we go now?
10:07Come on, chillax, Ness.
10:08I ain't know you that selfish.
10:09Reggie going to show them how to choke up on the bat and bunt.
10:12Right, Reggie?
10:13Wouldn't want to ruin Jordan's good time.
10:16You probably didn't catch it, America.
10:18But I know that look.
10:20Her eyes get all squinty.
10:21Her nose twitches like she smells something bad.
10:24Oh, she's on to it.
10:26She's going to send my Reggie away.
10:29Yup.
10:29Bend your knees a little bit.
10:31Put the bat in between your...
10:32Hold on.
10:33Reggie!
10:35Come on out here and show Ness how to swing a bat.
10:37Okay.
10:37Sorry.
10:39Give up a free lesson.
10:40Show us how it's done.
10:46Reggie.
10:46Reggie.
10:47Hands.
10:48Hands.
10:48Sorry.
10:54Reggie.
10:55Reggie.
10:55Reggie.
10:56Back up.
10:57Back up.
10:58Separate.
11:03Depart.
11:10Depart.
11:11Depart.
11:12Tell her how to do it over there.
11:13She can hear you.
11:15Email.
11:15Email.
11:17Okay, Brianna.
11:18This is a tough one.
11:19Okay?
11:20On my left foot I have a four inch black patent leather high heel with a pointy toe.
11:25See that?
11:26And on my right foot I have a four inch black leather high heel with a very pointy toe.
11:33Now which one goes in the keep pile and which one goes in the giveaway pile?
11:37I like them both.
11:39Yes.
11:40A girl with good taste.
11:43I do too.
11:45How about Blade the Babysitter?
11:48Now that movie is mad scary.
11:50You sure you can handle it?
11:52I think so.
11:53Hmm.
11:54Well I'll protect you.
11:56Yeah.
12:04Hey man.
12:05What's up Mr. Mack?
12:06My main man Reggie.
12:09Hold on.
12:09Y'all about to get your movie on?
12:11Hold on.
12:12Hey John!
12:13We're getting ready to watch Blade of the Babysitter.
12:15No, no, no.
12:16Not tonight.
12:17That boy can't watch that movie.
12:18He'll be pissing on himself for a whole month.
12:19John!
12:22What's up dog?
12:23Hey little Bernie Williams.
12:25Yankees right?
12:26Ha ha ha.
12:27Ha ha ha.
12:33That's nice.
12:34Move on.
12:35Move on.
12:35Spread out.
12:38Yeah this is nice.
12:40So what movie should we watch?
12:42Hold on.
12:43That's...
12:48It's alright to cry boys.
12:51It's only three movies a man's allowed to cry over.
12:54One...
12:57It's a wonderful life.
13:01Two...
13:02Brian's song.
13:07And three...
13:09Any movie with Cicely Tyson in it.
13:18Nessa, can you bring some tissue mac and salt with...
13:21the one with olive oil in it?
13:23Ah.
13:39Hey baby.
13:40Hey.
13:40You seen Nessa Reggie?
13:42Reggie said we're gonna toss him on the old pig skin.
13:44You hear that?
13:45The old pig skin.
13:46Well I've seen Vanessa but I haven't seen Reggie.
13:48And you two won't either.
13:49She broke up with him.
13:50What?
13:51Too bad, huh?
13:53Yeah.
13:53And I liked him.
13:57Liked him?
13:59I loved him.
14:01Fred's gonna be heartbroken.
14:10Come on.
14:11Boy handsome.
14:12Smarty funny.
14:14Then you go out with him.
14:15What's wrong with you, Nessa?
14:17Unless you have a boyfriend, you're gonna break up with him.
14:19Cause he spent all his time with you and Jordan.
14:22Aw, you oughta be glad he liked your brother and he respected Ellie.
14:25Look, it's not like he's the only guy I'm ever gonna meet.
14:27Oh, yes it is.
14:29You can't date any boy you like now while you're living under my roof.
14:32You think about it, Nessa.
14:33That might have been your last one ever.
14:35You might have just ruined your last true chance of happiness.
14:42You like that?
14:44That's reverse psychology.
14:46That's regular psychology but in reverse.
14:48She'll do what I want and think it's her idea.
14:51Poor Nessa.
14:52She'll probably gonna run back to Reggie so doggone fast she'll probably knock him over.
14:59Can I talk to you for a minute?
15:02Only if you say we're back together.
15:05We're back together.
15:06Now I'm not a toy, Vanessa.
15:08You can't just play me.
15:10No, for real.
15:12But this time there's gonna be some new rules.
15:27Hey, what's up, Tip?
15:29I thought you wanted to give some shoes away, baby.
15:30Honey, I did.
15:32I gave away a huge box to the Salvation Army.
15:34So what's all it is, Juan?
15:35Well, I was pulling out of the parking lot and I realized that I gave away a pair of my
15:40Jimmy Choo's that go in my gray pantsuit.
15:42You know, the one that you like?
15:43What gray pantsuit I like?
15:44Right.
15:45So I had to replace them.
15:46Why you just didn't go back in there and get them?
15:49You want me to wear you shoes?
15:52I can't talk to you.
16:10But I didn't go back in there.
16:13Come back in here, my man.
16:15I'm a little bit in there and say, get now, let me know.
16:15Guys, not John.
16:16We'll go back in here for a while.
16:16There's no difference for governor.
16:17Yeah, a little bit.
16:21What is going down here for a minute.
16:22It's for Jordan. We're burning him a CD because he really needs to move on from
16:27Drew B's Magic Disco.
16:29You hear that, America? They're doing it for Jordan. We're all doing it for Jordan.
16:35There's something special when family members come together for a single purpose.
16:39Oh, it's something special.
16:42Alright, continue. We'll leave the door open.
16:53I don't know why you're so suspicious, baby. Vanessa happy, Jordan happy. I'm happy.
16:57That's why I'm suspicious. Why are you so happy?
17:00Because I'm all about the kids. You weren't so busy with your shoes. You could see that.
17:03Oh, I'ma let that go. See, I know you. You're trying to change the subject from Vanessa's boyfriend.
17:08Vanessa ain't got no boyfriend, baby.
17:10What's Reggie?
17:11Reggie's the reason Jordan ain't playing with no bugs and now he ain't enjoying himself at the batting cage.
17:15Now, Vanessa won't think she got a boyfriend. That's because I ain't adopted him yet.
17:18Okay, you know what? Vanessa's clever, okay? She's almost a little you. So don't be surprised if she outsmarts you.
17:26Well, I ain't worried about that. Even if she figured me out, what's she gonna do?
17:32Why you didn't do my side? Why didn't do...
17:36Why you gotta be so rough? I'm not rough, Wanda. I'm not.
17:40Good grief. Damn.
17:42Scoot over. Scoot over where? To the edge.
17:45Hold on, baby. Get your feet off me. What's going on?
17:47I'm not gonna be tolerating this. I've been too late.
17:55Uh, I think it needs another scoop of ice cream. Don't you, Reggie?
17:59Mm-hmm. Yes. Absolutely.
18:02And more hot fudge.
18:04We'll handle this. You just finish your nachos.
18:07Hey, what's Guine's?
18:09Oh, we're just fixing Jordan an ice cream sundae.
18:12And don't be shy with the whipped cream.
18:13Yeah, and after this, Reggie's gonna teach Jordan how to do the backstroke.
18:17Is that right?
18:19I like it.
18:21Yeah, I like it.
18:34What's better? Ice cream or boobies?
18:39Yeah, I agree.
18:46Hey, Joy. What you doing?
18:48Talking to Fred.
18:49I thought Reggie's gonna teach you how to do the backstroke.
18:51He is. He said I have to wait at least an hour, though, after I eat.
18:54Otherwise, I might cramp up and die.
18:56Where are they now?
18:57In the back, I guess. Vanessa's wearing a bikini.
19:14What y'all doing?
19:16Nothing.
19:19You know the good thing about doing nothing?
19:22You can do it just about anywhere, like at your own house.
19:25You probably can do it without no teeth, too, you wanna see?
19:31Let's have a rake.
19:37That's right, the player don't get played.
19:40I'm a grown man, America.
19:42Two children trying to play me?
19:44She gonna date behind my back, in front of my face,
19:47drinking my punch? Uh-uh.
19:49I don't think so, Ray Ray.
19:51I don't care how good he is for Jordan.
19:54Well, I hope you're happy.
19:55I am happy.
19:56He was a nice guy, and I liked him.
19:59I liked him, too.
20:00Then why did you chase him away?
20:01Because, Nessa, you two young to have a boyfriend.
20:03That's fine.
20:04Maybe in ten years you'll be ready.
20:05Ten years?
20:06Okay, eleven. Twelve, you keep talking.
20:09Well, all I know now is that neither one of us has Reggie.
20:15A man!
20:16A man!
20:17A man!
20:17A man!
20:17A man!
20:19A man!
20:22A man!
20:23A man!
20:27What's wrong with you?
20:28I ate too much ice cream and now my stomach hurts.
20:31Come on, get your pills.
20:33You know Justin Timberlake stole all his moves from Michael Jackson.
20:37Shhh!
20:37No way.
20:41James Brown is too old.
20:43What?
20:44What?
20:46Come on, get your pills.
20:47Come on, get your pills.
20:53Ow.
20:54Shut up.
20:55Don't worry about me, America.
20:57I'll get over Reggie.
20:58Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.
21:02We'll always have the batting cages.
21:05Here's looking at you, Reggie.
21:11Turn, turn, turn.
21:12And then he gonna hit here.
21:13And then you gonna turn.
21:14Look at each other.
21:16No, no, no.
21:17Turn here.
21:17I'm gonna go.
21:18Turn, turn, turn, turn.
21:20Then he hit here.
21:20There we go, yeah.
21:21Okay.
21:22Good diminished message.
21:22yay it, ayauthKA.
21:27We got nothing or no one was lost in busca.
21:30You know what I wanted to tell reappear to this if she doesn't want to change the car.
21:33It's bad that we had to make to access the car that said at a time.
21:35For your next life, we ruined the car.
21:35Could you stop builders detailed ways that we would like to do it?
21:35It's cold and Matthias wheel alive to own a Ahhhikeson reference.
21:36It's cold, gr прид fruits, just dying by being able to leave with his guns.
21:40This is Hola School To syntax, too.
21:43My name is surah.
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