The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who are you with?
00:174-8-0! 4-8-0! 4-8-0!
00:21Now, now, Brianna, remember what I said about boasting?
00:26You've got to be accurate.
00:275-8-0! 5-8-0!
00:30I've got to go pee!
00:32Go pee!
00:34Hey, Coach Stanley says I am the best assistant coach he's ever had.
00:38Yeah, you're going to enjoy it, baby girl,
00:40because we've got practice and it starts tomorrow.
00:42We've been going at it, right, Jordan?
00:432-7! 2 hours a day, 7 days a week!
00:47You know, it's a new expression I'm trying to start.
00:49Kind of like 24-7, but mine is much more realistic.
00:52Just really, who does something 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
00:56I'm going to start a whole bunch of expressions.
00:58I've been showing the boy some of my moves from Chicago.
01:01Uh-uh.
01:01Yeah!
01:02The Mac-Man crossover dribble, the smooth groove no-look pad,
01:06and the Mac-Man tomahawk jam, boy!
01:08Yeah!
01:09Well, my George Girvin finger roll, and the Shaq Power Slam,
01:13which, between you and me, borrowed my lead from the Mac Power Slam.
01:16Oh, it does, does it?
01:18I mean, yours good too, Shaq.
01:20So are you trying out for the grade school team?
01:24No.
01:24What, me?
01:26No.
01:27I mean, I'm just a little excited for the boy.
01:29Real excited, you know?
01:30It's not about me.
01:31It's about the boy.
01:32Aren't you a little too big for that?
01:36I just told you, Shaq, about the boy.
01:39Too big for that, man.
01:42You are too.
01:42You too big be hitting me on my arm like that, too.
01:45What you going to do about it?
01:46I mean, you know, I tell you what, you do it again,
01:48you'll find out very quickly.
01:50You just rubbed it.
01:51I said it hit like you did.
01:53You just rubbed it a little harder than the first time.
01:55I said it hit like you, you tapping.
01:56Now, I want you to hit me like you did the first time,
01:58and watch America.
02:00Help me.
02:02The pistol beat, head flopping over the past!
02:05Let's flop it.
02:06Let's flop it.
02:06But he's getting them together.
02:08Come here, Jordan.
02:11Look here.
02:12You see this?
02:14This was mine back in the day.
02:16Wow.
02:17Conference champs two years in a row.
02:19But now, son, we're officially going to start our own dynasty.
02:23Yo, ho, ho, bro!
02:25That's another one of my expressions.
02:27It means you can say that again, or you got that right.
02:34Okay.
02:45Still standing.
02:46Uh, well, that's right, Jordan.
02:49Now, look, don't get me wrong.
02:50Even though standing is very important in basketball,
02:52you know, passing, shooting, they're important too.
02:57And I also can't dribble.
03:00Look, there's a lot of other teams, Jordan.
03:02What about swimming?
03:03Okay, but I'm not supposed to put my head under the water.
03:09What about wrestling?
03:11Ooh, I love wrestling.
03:12I watch it all the time on TV.
03:15Wow, that looks real.
03:17And where are their capes?
03:20Good luck.
03:25Hey, baby, check them out.
03:27Hey.
03:29How'd the first day of practice go?
03:30I didn't make the basketball team.
03:32The coach says I stink at basketball.
03:34Well, he didn't use those exact words, but the other kids did.
03:38Well, where'd you get your uniform?
03:39I did make the gymnastics team, just like Vanessa.
03:43I'm going to be Lord of the Rings.
03:47Lord of the Rings?
03:49Just like Nessa?
03:50America, that can't be good, no, sir.
03:52You want to be like Uncle Bernie.
03:54We all don't need two Nessas.
03:55Don't be following her footsteps.
03:57She trouble.
03:58Uncle Bernie, the rings, they're really hard.
04:01But if Jordan's going to do them, he has to develop his upper body strength.
04:05He does?
04:06Yeah, you know, like his delts, pecs, traps, and lats.
04:10Jordan wants delts, pecs, lats, and what?
04:13Traps.
04:14Oh, and he also wants a chin-up bar.
04:17All right.
04:19America, I spoke too soon.
04:22Gymnastic and the girls are about to do what I never could do.
04:24That's make a man out of Jordan.
04:27Gymnastics.
04:28That's an Olympic sport.
04:30Hey, baby, you didn't get this squash from the grocery store, did you?
04:32Nope.
04:33Farmer's Market.
04:34So what's going on?
04:35Nothing.
04:36How's the gig?
04:38Fine.
04:39Remember Francine from accounting?
04:41Francine.
04:42Oh, this is a lady with the big feet.
04:43Mm-hmm.
04:44Yeah.
04:44Okay, so she comes back from vacation, right?
04:46With this new nose, and she expects nobody to notice.
04:48What?
04:49That was weird.
04:50Baby girl, you eat your squash.
04:52Yum, yum.
04:55Well, I'm telling you, man.
04:56Athletes has taken over the boy's life.
04:58It's only fitting.
04:59It's part of the inevitable, living under this roof.
05:01Hey, pommel horse, rings, gymnasts are strong, man.
05:03Yeah, sure is.
05:04Yeah, you remember Kerry Strug?
05:06Oh, man.
05:07Broken ankle.
05:07All coming down to the last vault.
05:10Been landing it.
05:11Perfect.
05:14He looks just like her, man.
05:17I made two bills off that vault.
05:19What?
05:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, man.
05:21That's a little girl, man.
05:22Not a horse.
05:24Hey, man.
05:25Since when do you even care about all this?
05:26No, man.
05:26It's inappropriate, man.
05:29I mean, when the boy first meet?
05:30Uh, tomorrow.
05:31I'm gonna be there front and center.
05:32I'm going with you.
05:33I mean, why wait four years for my gymnastics?
05:35I'm nasty.
05:36Oh.
05:38Jordan asked me to put up a chin-up bomb.
05:41Oh.
05:41What?
05:42Check him out.
05:43Yeah.
05:579.2.
05:599.3.
06:00Times.
06:039.5.
06:05Oh, man.
06:06It must be out of their mind, man.
06:08That's ridiculous.
06:10I think Jordan asked.
06:29What happened to the Lord of the Rings?
06:31What happened to the Lord of the Rings?
06:32What happened to the Lord of the Rings?
06:39What happened to the Lord of the Rings?
06:49You got to go home, man.
06:52I fell by...
06:53I did.
06:55I got to go home, man.
06:58You où ça se vit m'un?
07:01Who binuksime ?
07:02What the hell?
07:10Six and up! Six and up! Six and up! Six and up! Six and up! Six and up!
07:16Honey, what is it?
07:18The boy was dancing with ribbons.
07:21What? Wait, I thought he was on the gymnastics team.
07:25They aired a ribbon twirl into the Olympics in 1984.
07:28They give a medal for... that can't be right.
07:32Baby, I gotta get that boy off the team.
07:34I mean, Mac-Man, we don't... I'm not going to the meet to say actions.
07:38I'm not going.
07:40You should count your blessings. Today, Brianna failed and they kicked her in the head.
07:44I wish somebody kicked that boy in the damn head.
07:46Come on, sweetheart. Ribbon twirler. Come on, Wanda.
07:49Ain't no danger. Ain't no danger.
07:51It'll be okay. But you would have been proud of my little Brianna today.
07:56Your little Brianna. She our baby girl. Don't take her away from me now.
07:59Well, she didn't even cry.
08:01He did.
08:03Wait, wait, wait. You said there was no danger. He got hurt?
08:05His routine helped the team win today.
08:07There were tears of joy, sweetheart. Tears of damn joy.
08:12Crying all over the place. Everybody weeping.
08:16Did you do the snake toss?
08:17Double snake toss. And Uncle Bernie was there to see you.
08:21Lord of the rain. What happened to traps and lats?
08:24Turns out all my traps and lats just aren't there yet.
08:26The coach says I should wait till puberty.
08:28But until then, I'm Lord of the Ribbons.
08:33And you knew about this, didn't you?
08:35I did.
08:36What was you going to tell me, Nessa?
08:37I didn't think you'd like it.
08:39Look, I helped Jordan with his routine.
08:41And you're always telling me to look out for Jordan and be a good big sister.
08:46That's all I was trying to do.
08:47Now you're perfect.
08:49You helped him get on the genetic team and tell him how to get him kicked off.
08:52Maybe I need to put some drugs in his urine or something.
08:54What you think, baby?
08:56Uncle Bernie, he likes it. And he's good at it.
08:59I had a title. You could have picked a better song.
09:03Jordan picked the song.
09:04Well, now you're ripping my heart out. Here he comes.
09:14And I put up a chin-up bar.
09:15We both know he can't do a chin-up.
09:17I got a paper cut.
09:21That was his number 17 right half-back. Come on, Ralphie!
09:26Good eye, Wanda. You're the best.
09:30Over the counter!
09:31Good boy!
09:33Come on, Brianna's wide open! She's wide open!
09:36Oh, oh, oh, you see when that chubby girl just did it, baby girl?
09:39This ain't football refrigerator! Let me tell you...
09:41Honey, honey, please, sit down.
09:48All right, Bri, honey, does it hurt?
09:51I'm gonna kill her!
09:52That's my girl!
09:53All right, Ace, man, just give me more slices.
10:00Another!
10:19Honey, where you going? It's getting exciting.
10:22I promised Jordan I'd take him to the sports store to buy him some equipment.
10:25Okay, all right, baby. All right, let's go!
10:28Jordan, Jordan, don't touch nothing. Better not touch nothing.
10:34Um, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
10:36It's all right.
10:37Listen, maybe you can help me.
10:38Yeah.
10:38My boy, he needs, um, this kind of awkward. I never bought this before.
10:43Don't worry about it. Cubs and athletic supporters are in aisle two. Top of the shelf.
10:46Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand. But the boy, he needs some...unitars.
10:52I'm sorry, what?
10:54Unitars.
10:55Unitars!
10:55You're kind of loud. Let me see if I can find somebody for you.
10:57Thank you. I'll meet you.
11:00Jordan, don't touch nothing!
11:01Shoulder pairs. Mitt, unitars, helmet, boxing glove, jacket, and hockey stick.
11:11Uncle Barney, we also need ribbon. Five and three-eighths. That's exactly what Mary Margaret O'Brien used at the
11:181994 Nationals.
11:20Uh, we don't, uh, sell ribbon. But there is, uh, Ashby Fabrics on Sepulveda.
11:25Ashby Fabrics on Sepulveda? Here we come!
11:34Hey, I thought we were gonna watch the game.
11:39Six.
11:44Seven.
11:44So, uh, what you got there, Mom?
11:46Baby, I got equipment for every sport. Something's gotta stick.
11:49Mm-hmm. Save the receipt. Uh, Brianna, that bath is ready. I want you to get out of those dirty
11:53clothes.
11:54I don't want to take a bath. And this isn't dirt. This is blood from Caitlyn's nose.
12:02Well, at least wash your hands.
12:19I want you to get out of those streets.
12:29Listen.
12:29I love you.
12:35Woof!
12:36Hey, uh, Wanda says baby girl's team is undefeated.
12:41Seven and O.
12:42I know what undefeated is.
12:47So how's the boy doing?
12:49You know, you never did tell us how that gymnastics...
12:51He's fine. Everybody's fine.
12:53This Oprah, we playing poker. What?
12:57Let's play.
12:59Oh, that's too rich for me, man.
13:01I just do not have the eye of the tiger tonight.
13:04Well, I do.
13:05You know what?
13:06Matter of fact, I feel so good, man.
13:08Y'all might as well just wrap that pot up right there
13:10and tie a ribbon around it.
13:21Oh, man.
13:22Hey, look, man, I tried, man.
13:25I tried, man, but it's just too much to ask, man.
13:28I took my time. I took my chance.
13:30Oh, there's the ribbon.
13:32There's the man.
13:33With the dance floor now,
13:35I know I'll be just a man
13:37and his will to survive.
13:40It's the iron tiger rots
13:43up to the street.
13:44Well, you let me down, big fella.
13:46Hey, hey, hey.
13:46I ain't the one dancing with the ribbon, man.
13:48Come on, now.
13:49That's true.
13:50That's true.
13:50It ain't him dancing with ribbons.
13:52Man, that's a Catholic school.
13:53That's a sin right there.
13:54You know, patty cake's more masculine.
13:56Oh.
13:57Double dust takes more muscle.
13:59Why don't the boy just put a bow in his head, sissy?
14:02Oh!
14:03I'd rather see him take a cooking class or something.
14:06Oh, come on.
14:07Stirring the pot, you know.
14:13Yo, baby!
14:14Shh.
14:15Come here.
14:17Jordan's home.
14:20What happened to that ribbon practice?
14:22Jordan quit the team.
14:23Thank you, Jesus.
14:25Thank you, Jesus.
14:26Don't play with Jesus.
14:28Honey, he threw out the ribbon.
14:29What?
14:30Who can use that at Christmas?
14:32That boy crazy.
14:33He said he was gonna focus on making the Bassett Hall team
14:35for next year.
14:37I think we should talk to him.
14:39What?
14:40And Jeopardy is screwing this up?
14:42You crazy.
14:43He was so excited about being a part of a team.
14:46And now, now he's in there just watching cartoons.
14:49I'm talking about the cartoons without the animals.
14:51He hates the cartoons without the animals.
14:53Baby, baby, baby, baby.
14:54Don't you see it?
14:55The boy was going through a phase.
14:57He finally got through this phase.
14:59We never had this happen to us before.
15:00Trust me.
15:01Let me handle it.
15:03Jordan?
15:05Want to shoot hoops with your uncle?
15:07OK.
15:09Oh, and get rid of the unitards.
15:12Come on, boy.
15:15America, there's hope yet for the Mack dynasty.
15:17Yeah, it's my fault.
15:19I pushed the boy too soon.
15:21He's simply not ready this season.
15:22But next season, a whole nother story.
15:26Coach Bernie Mac in the house.
15:27Look it out, boy.
15:31Two season.
15:32Oh.
15:34Get up.
15:35Walk it off.
15:43Same time tomorrow, Jordan.
15:45OK.
15:462-7, boy.
15:47What?
15:47Oh, yeah, right.
15:48What are you doing?
15:50Teaching Jordan how to play basketball.
15:53Basketball is the future.
15:55Gymnasium is the past.
15:57Don't nobody give a whoop about no doggone gymnasium.
15:59Nessa.
16:01But you know what?
16:02You keep up the good work.
16:05Jordan quit his team today.
16:06And I think he needs one of your, you should never be a quitter,
16:09speeches.
16:10Well, I'm changing my position about quitter.
16:12It's all right to be a quitter.
16:15I don't believe you.
16:17Look here, girl.
16:19It was a phase.
16:21And a good thing he quit, too.
16:22Before long, all the friends and kids would have been teasing him.
16:25Boy danced with ribbons.
16:27That could be hard on the boy.
16:28His friends were fine with it.
16:30And he was helping the team win.
16:32The only people teasing Jordan were you and your friends.
16:36That's why he quit the team.
16:38He heard you making fun of him.
16:41It wasn't a phase.
16:52Dang.
16:53America, you know, sometimes my job isn't to be proud of our children
16:57when they succeed at something we want them to do,
16:59but to be proud of them when they succeed at something they want to do.
17:03Gotta be honest, Bernie.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:05You know, when the kids got the little stick with the little ribbon on the end,
17:08and they making that noise, and they twirling it, and they making little designs,
17:12and they're doing this, and they're doing that?
17:13Yeah.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Yeah.
17:14That's beautiful, man.
17:16That's like flowers in the air.
17:26Hey, Uncle Bernie, watch this.
17:31Don't worry about that air, Joel.
17:33Come over here.
17:34Right before he came out, I hit the backboard.
17:37Enjoy the sit-out.
17:39You should have seen it.
17:40Bam!
17:41Right against the wood.
17:42Yeah?
17:43It's great.
17:44Son, why you quit the gymnastics team?
17:46It was a lame team.
17:48That music, it was lame, too.
17:50You don't believe that.
17:53No.
17:54It was a great song, but you thought it was lame.
17:58You know, son, sometimes it's not important what I think.
18:02Sometimes.
18:04Well, I thought it was a great song for ribbon twirling.
18:07Rhythmic gymnastics.
18:08See, look at that.
18:09I learned something right there.
18:11I also learned that sometimes Uncle Bernie can say hurtful things.
18:15Jordan, son, I had my heart selling you playing basketball.
18:19Vanessa says you're trying to recapture your youth through me.
18:22But you had your mind set on something else, and that's okay.
18:25Don't get me wrong.
18:26I understand trying to relive your past glories at your age.
18:3060, 65.
18:32I ain't no 65.
18:3350, 55.
18:34Who the hell told this boy I'm 50?
18:36It's not important.
18:37It's just that your past glories must seem like ancient history.
18:41Look here, boy.
18:43Tomorrow you gotta meet against St. Agnes.
18:45And there's two things you gotta get, Jordan.
18:47What?
18:48One is a new ribbon.
18:49And two, the eye of the tiger.
18:55I'm referring to show you how to put it in, son.
18:57You put it in there, boy.
19:19Up.
19:28Right on the street.
19:32Did my time, took my chances
19:37Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
19:40Just a man and his will to survive
19:44It's a deep eye of the tiger
19:47It's the thrill of the fight
19:49Rising up to the challenge of our rival
19:53And the last known survivor
19:56Start spreading the night
19:58And live what you know, so it's the end
20:04Of the tiger
20:09Triple snake
20:10That's my boy
20:12You were great, Jordy
20:19Hurry up, we're all going for pizza
20:24Hey, Uncle Brown
20:25Ever notice how many pretty girls are in the gymnastics seat?
20:28Don't get me wrong, I mean, I love my ribbons
20:30But pretty girls sure are nice friends benefit
20:34Especially Chrissy
20:35Is she the one who did the rings?
20:37Yeah, she's really strong
20:39I think she likes me
20:47You see that, America?
20:49The dynasty continues
20:51And I'm sitting at the judge's table
20:53I give that boy a ten
20:55Come on, man
20:56Oh, yeah
20:57Reach out for me
20:58Reach out for me
21:01Why aren't you a little too big for that, man?
21:04I just told you it's all about the boy, Shaq
21:06You know, you're going to be listening
21:07Whatever, man
21:08You know, yeah, I know whatever, man
21:10You know
21:11What?
21:12What you think I said, Shaq?
21:14What?
21:14Bust a move
21:15What's up, then?
21:16Bust a move
21:17Come on, then
21:17Come on, make a move
21:22Y'all crazy
21:23Better talk to them
21:26David and Goliath
21:29111
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