The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:19Good evening, this is John Beard, Fox 11 News, reporting on a bizarre scene unfolding on
00:25the westbound 101 freeway. In a scene straight out of a Hollywood movie, a slow-speed chase
00:32is in progress, but this movie has a twist. If you look above, can we get that shot?
00:39They're chasing a boy in a hot air balloon.
00:48America, I bet you're wondering how Bernie Mac got into this mess. I wonder some time myself.
00:55But I'm going to tell you, it all started so innocent. See, it was Jordan's birthday.
01:02Only one week to the big day.
01:05Yes, sir, Captain. It's your birthday. You want to do anything special?
01:09I don't care. It's no big deal.
01:10What do you mean you don't care, man? It's your birthday, man. It's special.
01:13I don't know. Can we go to Royal Burger?
01:15Come on now, Jordan. You can go to Royal Burger anytime. That's not special.
01:18Ah, Jordan, we can do whatever you want.
01:21Yeah.
01:21On second thought, just make me a burger at home and maybe some tater tots.
01:29What?
01:31What the hell was that all about?
01:33I ain't never seen no kid don't get excited about his birthday.
01:35He had like a 39-year-old woman.
01:37Well, Jordan's never had a birthday party.
01:39What do you mean, that's he never had a birthday party?
01:41Well, Mom always promised him one.
01:43She said we were going to rent out the pizza place and invite everybody from the towers.
01:48And Jordan got really excited.
01:50But when the day came, something always came up.
01:53Most of the time, he didn't even get a gift.
01:55That's not true, man. I always send him a gift of money.
01:59No, you sent Mom money.
02:00And she had her own parties.
02:05Ain't that the saddest thing in America?
02:08Poor Jordan.
02:10Boys turning 10 and never had a birthday party.
02:13Come on.
02:15Well, America, I'm going to give him a birthday party here and never forget.
02:19And I know I always wanted to kill the boy, but this time I'm going to kill the boy with
02:22kindness.
02:23America, I'm going to bury him with presents.
02:31Look here, pimp. We decided you're going to have a birthday party.
02:34Uh, that's okay.
02:35What?
02:36Come on, Jordan. I know you had nine stinkers in the past, but this time number 10 is going to
02:41be sweet.
02:42Yeah, we can have ice cream and cake and balloons and tequila.
02:49Uh, I don't know.
02:51Look, Jordan, if they're going to spend the money, go on and get yours.
02:54Yeah. What you mean, go on and get yours?
02:58What? We're saying the same thing.
03:00Oh.
03:02Oh, come on, get yours.
03:03Okay.
03:05America, I'm going to get that boy a bowling party.
03:08And I'm going to reserve two lanes, order some pizza, and get him his favorite cake.
03:13Ancient food bunk cake with strawberries.
03:15Now, I know what you're thinking, America, but that's what the boy like is his day.
03:19And he can eat whatever he wants.
03:21He can even eat ice cream without the lactate pill, if he so wishes.
03:25America, Lil' J's going to get his party on, y'all.
03:29He's going to get his swing on here tonight.
03:32I mean, the boy never had a party.
03:39Awesome, man.
03:40I love bowling.
03:41Yeah, this is going to be great.
03:43Hey, guys, I'm having a party, and you're all invited.
03:51This is the same day as my party.
03:53Well, what kind of party is it?
03:55It's swords and sorcery party.
03:57Cool.
03:58Yeah, I'm having real midgets dressed as evil dwarves, and we're renting the park, and we're making a medieval forest.
04:04Oh.
04:05What are you going to have besides bowling, Jordan?
04:07I'm having Harold the Amazing Magician.
04:10My baby brother had him when he turned four.
04:12What else you got?
04:13Uh, we'll have lots of stuff, like cake and ice cream, and I'll be there.
04:20Well, sorry, Jordan, but we're going to Billy's party.
04:24Yeah, you should come, Jordan.
04:29See you, Jordan.
04:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, man, son, what's the problem?
04:35Billy Giannetti's having a party the same day as I am.
04:38There ain't no problem, Jordan.
04:39Some go to his, some go to yours.
04:41No, they're all going to his because his is better.
04:43I told you I didn't want a party.
04:44Why come we just on a well burger like I said?
04:47No, Jordan, Jordan.
04:48Man!
04:51Boy, come pick this bag up.
04:55You think you're upset?
04:57Yeah, sir, I'm not asking you to cancel.
04:59So what I'm asking you is maybe you and I can work together on this.
05:02For example, maybe you can move your party to the morning and I'll move Jordan's to the afternoon.
05:06Oh, here's a thought.
05:07No, I'm not moving one candle on my boy's cake.
05:11I mean, well, sir, Jordan did hand out his invitations out first.
05:16I mean, that should count for something now, don't it?
05:18Listen, you don't build six Mr. Peckis franchises by being a doorman.
05:22I said no.
05:24Honey, what's he saying?
05:26Hold on, baby.
05:27This man had his doggone mind.
05:28Man, he won't budge.
05:29Sir, look, my nephew is going to be ten years old.
05:33He never, ever had a birthday party.
05:37Well, then he won't know what he's missed.
05:42Then Mr. Punk hung up on me.
05:46I can't...
05:47Oh, the...
05:48What's going on his house, baby?
05:49We can't cancel this party.
05:50It's his birthday.
05:51But we ain't canceling a damn thing.
05:53Jordan's going to have his birthday party,
05:55and I guarantee all the ugly kids are going to be there.
05:57And I'm going to tell you something else.
05:58We ain't never eating no Mr. Peckis chicken no more,
06:00that nasty ass chicken.
06:06Can you believe that, America?
06:09Jannetty tried to ruin Jordan's birthday party.
06:12Well, if they want to play hardball, I can too.
06:15If they have a triple layer cake,
06:17well, we just have to have seven layer cake.
06:19If they want pony rides, well, we'll get horseback rides.
06:23Anything they do, we just have to do a little bit bigger, that's all.
06:26If they bring on the midges, well, we'll bring out the dwarves.
06:30Because dwarves are a little bigger than midges.
06:32Now, don't get mad at me, America.
06:34That's science.
06:36Mm, no.
06:38Let me see.
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:43Ooh.
06:43How about the Wild West?
06:45Every party go against a six-shooter and a pair of chaps
06:48and talk about the atmosphere.
06:49I mean, we have a sheriff, a town drunk, an old dentist,
06:52and you can choose how many teeth, three or five, whatever you like.
06:55I did this party for Ray Romano,
06:57and let me tell you, it was fabulous.
06:59It was shoot-'em-up fun.
07:00Yeah.
07:02I don't think.
07:03What else you got?
07:04Okay, okay, okay.
07:06That's not right for your son.
07:08Well, tell me about him, what is he like?
07:09Bugs.
07:11Mm.
07:12Bugs.
07:13How about, um, butterflies?
07:16They look caterpillars on the ground,
07:17and then they grow and fly away.
07:19Butterfli-
07:19Um, no?
07:21Mm.
07:23Well, how about aliens?
07:24Jordan likes aliens.
07:26Oh, yeah.
07:26Could you do something like that?
07:27A space thing?
07:29Oh, space thing.
07:31Mm.
07:32Aliens.
07:33Space, the final frontier.
07:36Well, that's gonna cost a little bit extra.
07:39I mean, I can't pull an entire solar system out of my ass.
07:43Well, we won't ask you to do that.
07:45And money is not a problem,
07:47but I'm quite sure if you put your mind to it,
07:50you can do anything you like.
07:51Thank you, Mr. Mack.
07:55Well, aliens.
07:57Okay, I think I can help you out.
07:59And there'll be a UFO,
08:00and everyone gets to wear their own spacesuit.
08:03Can we eat dry foods and pee in a tube?
08:05No.
08:06But you can play laser attack,
08:07your own space blaster.
08:09But how do we know the kids
08:10are gonna come to my party over at Billy's?
08:11Because you got the big secret surprise.
08:14I do?
08:14What is it?
08:15Come here, sweetie.
08:17Cool!
08:18Them got me the greatest!
08:20I want to know the secret.
08:24How come he gets old then?
08:26Oh, sweetie,
08:27it's because it's his birthday.
08:29All the guys are kicking
08:30this stupid petting zoo.
08:32You had a birthday party,
08:34so behave.
08:35Last time you had one,
08:36you had the whole house
08:37smell like sheep for a week.
08:38This is your time to shine.
08:40It's my turn.
08:41I'm so excited.
08:43I love you, man.
08:47Congratulations,
08:47you've been given clearance
08:48to Area 51.
08:50Congratulations,
08:50you've been given clearance
08:51to Area 51.
08:53Congratulations,
08:54you've been given clearance
08:55to Area 51.
08:58Come to Roswell
08:59and find out what secrets
09:00the government doesn't want you to know?
09:03Well, what is it?
09:04What's the secret?
09:05That's classified information
09:06because if I tell you,
09:07I'd have to kill you.
09:09Well, I hear they keep a crash
09:10you're full there.
09:11I will definitely be there.
09:13Yeah, me too.
09:14Your party has a secret?
09:16Yeah.
09:17You should come, Billy.
09:21Everybody wants to come.
09:22I have to get more invites.
09:24We've got to get more blasters
09:25for the laser tag.
09:26See?
09:27What did I tell you?
09:28Uncle Brunny
09:28won't let you down.
09:29Never.
09:30This has got to be
09:31the best birthday ever.
09:41Hello?
09:42Yeah, is Bernie Mac there?
09:44No.
09:44He's out shopping
09:45for a joint stupid party.
09:47Listen, sweetheart,
09:48this is Mr. Gennetti, okay?
09:50I want you to tell your father
09:51something for me.
09:52You tell him
09:53that if he thinks
09:54some secret
09:55is going to keep us
09:56from having our...
09:56It's an alien.
09:57It's a what?
09:58The secret is
09:59that they're an alien
10:00and everyone can reach in
10:02and pull out his gut,
10:03but really,
10:04he's just cold spaghetti.
10:06Thank you, precious.
10:16I'm so sorry for this, boy.
10:19Nobody's showing up.
10:22I know nobody's got to come.
10:24Nobody's coming.
10:25Calm down, Jordan.
10:26Don't worry.
10:27They're going to come.
10:29Mr. Mac,
10:30I think we should start
10:31the alien autopsy.
10:32The spaghetti is authentic.
10:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:34Just a few minutes more,
10:35please, okay?
10:36Come on, thank you.
10:39Yo, Max,
10:40you told me
10:41this old secret bull
10:42was going to work, man.
10:43Excuse me?
10:45I was not told
10:46that we would be
10:46across the park
10:47from a sword
10:48and sorcerer party.
10:49Apparently,
10:49you had a secret, too.
10:59You ain't got to get
11:00all of it.
11:04Yeah, hello, Max.
11:05Oh, what was that?
11:06I'm sorry.
11:07I can't hear you
11:08over the siege
11:09of the dark castle.
11:10The what?
11:11Kids having fun
11:12with their swords.
11:14You know,
11:14apparently,
11:14boys like real sword fighting
11:16more than they like
11:17poking a dead alien
11:18full of spaghetti.
11:20Yeah?
11:21Oh, wait, wait, wait.
11:23The what?
11:23How you know
11:23about that top secret?
11:25Oh, was it?
11:27I'm sorry.
11:28Jeez, then maybe
11:28I shouldn't have
11:29told everyone
11:30because once they knew
11:31the secret,
11:32they just wanted
11:33to stay here.
11:34Oh, hey, kid.
11:35Forget everything
11:37I said about
11:38that secret.
11:40Oh, hey, Bernie.
11:41You got any plastic spoons
11:42you're not using
11:43over there?
11:44Because we...
11:44Oh, wait.
11:45Of course you do.
11:49Well, baby,
11:50Jeannette found out
11:51about the autopsy.
11:52How?
11:53That's impossible.
11:53I don't know.
11:55Somebody had to write us out.
11:56I did.
11:58What?
11:59Baby girl,
12:00why you do that?
12:00I was mad at Jordan.
12:02Baby girl,
12:03I told you
12:04it was Jordan's birthday.
12:05You had a special birthday.
12:07I was mad.
12:08But I feel much better now.
12:10Baby girl,
12:12so what you got
12:13to say for yourself, huh?
12:14Sorry, Jordan.
12:17That's okay.
12:25Can you believe that,
12:26America?
12:27Jordan was gonna have
12:28such a great birthday party
12:30and it all was spoiled
12:31by a six-year-old
12:32green-eyed monster.
12:34Ha!
12:34But if Bush genetic
12:35think he can steal my party,
12:37he got another thing coming.
12:38Oh, it's on
12:39like I've never been on before.
12:40Oh, it's on.
12:41Because by the time I'm done,
12:43they're gonna be singing
12:44crappy birthday.
12:45All, America.
12:46I'm telling you,
12:47straight off the press,
12:48it's on.
12:54Oh, today
12:56is your birthday
12:59and I wish you many
13:01Max.
13:02Max.
13:02Look, I need your help, man.
13:05This is the worst.
13:06This is horrible.
13:06This is just horrible.
13:08Max, pull yourself together.
13:09Turn up the volume
13:10on this party.
13:12There's nothing I can do.
13:13There's nothing I can do.
13:15Max, Max,
13:16do whatever it takes.
13:17Do it.
13:19I don't, I don't, I don't know.
13:20I don't know what to do.
13:21I mean, if money's no problem,
13:23maybe I can do one thing.
13:25Find it.
13:27All right, listen up,
13:29you squads.
13:30The one more party
13:31is officially over.
13:33And the real party
13:34is about to start
13:35across the park.
13:37A joint party planet.
13:39And everyone gets a chance
13:41to ride on
13:42Millie the Elephant.
13:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:51If you leave,
13:52you'll miss the Dragon's
13:53famous fireworks display.
13:55And I'll let you
13:56fire the rocket yourselves.
14:07If you come back,
14:08you get a chance
14:09to see some real fire eaters.
14:12And everyone gets a chance
14:14to jump on the trampoline.
14:16And besides,
14:17it's daytime.
14:18How the hell
14:19are you going to see
14:19some fireworks?
14:25Come back to Billy's party,
14:27I'll give you
14:27five bucks apiece.
14:31Well, I hope you fall out.
14:34Because I'm not giving you
14:35no damn money.
14:36But if you don't come back,
14:38you'll never,
14:39ever get a chance
14:41to ride on this.
14:57Never should've messed
14:58with the Mac-Man, America.
14:59I mean,
15:00trying to bribe
15:01little kids with five dollars.
15:03That man is low.
15:08We got an elephant.
15:10There you go.
15:11Next.
15:15Hey, I was next.
15:17So?
15:18So it's my birthday.
15:20How old are you?
15:21Ten.
15:21Cool.
15:22Here's your present.
15:23Ow!
15:24Ow!
15:25Ow!
15:25All right,
15:26step right up.
15:27See the sound of show
15:28in town.
15:29Wave 57.
15:33Step right up
15:35very early
15:36before the show begins
15:42my friends
15:47stand in love
15:49get your tickets
15:51I hope you will
15:53Well, maybe we'd, uh,
15:55get a little lunch.
15:56I didn't mean little.
15:58Seriously,
15:59how much could you
16:00really eat?
16:04Baby,
16:05Wanda, we did it.
16:06We did it.
16:07Ooh, honey,
16:07should we do the cake now?
16:08Yeah, you get the cake,
16:09I get the birthday boy.
16:10Okay.
16:14Birthday boy.
16:16Where's the birthday boy?
16:18that he is sad?
16:21He hurts so bad.
16:24So bad.
16:24Jordan, what you doing over here, man?
16:26You're missing a whole birthday party.
16:28I hate my birthday.
16:29There's so many people
16:29I can't even get to the fun stuff.
16:31That's gonna change right now.
16:32Get up.
16:33It's your day to shine,
16:34birthday boy.
16:34Follow me, Sparkle.
16:36Oh, and don't call me Sparkle.
16:37Shut up, because I'll follow me.
16:39Excuse me.
16:40Yo, yo, yo,
16:41get the hell out of here.
16:43Break it off like that
16:44while I ain't walking.
16:45Wow.
16:46Excuse me, birthday boy.
16:47Excuse me, excuse me,
16:48big fella.
16:48Birthday boy.
16:49Hey, no play.
16:50Nobody, this is the birthday boy.
16:51You get first ride.
16:52Come on.
16:53How you like that?
16:54You get the first ride
16:55on this balloon, son,
16:57so I want you to buckle up.
16:58It's your birthday.
16:59Hey, kids,
17:00the dock tower calls
17:02and the go-karts
17:03are on the way.
17:05Genetic.
17:06Punk-ass wizard
17:08sabotaging the kid's birthday party.
17:10You started it.
17:11Get off my kid's trampoline.
17:12Why don't you make me?
17:14It's a night.
17:15It's a night.
17:17You swing like a bitch.
17:19Is that all you got?
17:20Come on.
17:21Uh-oh, uh-oh.
17:33I think he's looking at you.
17:35I do, too.
17:39Um, help.
17:40Shall I be popping in?
17:41Oh, my boy!
17:43My boy!
17:44Uncle Booty!
17:47Help!
17:48I'm leaving!
17:50Help!
17:51Fantastic footage
17:52Come along
17:53To the middle
17:55Come along
17:57And ride on
17:58Fantastic footage
18:01I'm leaving!
18:04Come along
18:05And ride on
18:07Fantastic footage
18:09Do you want to go to the land of the world?
18:12I'm going to hail it, Mark.
18:17I'm going to have a birdie.
18:21Hey, come on, come on, take a ride.
18:23There's a party over there, there ain't no job.
18:25It's live, live, it's all over the way, live.
18:27I'm going to have a birdie.
18:28I got the guy to slide, slide, snippety slide.
18:31Just forget about the drum, all the time to find.
18:33Just sail, all the time to sail, all the time to sail.
18:37Get me by here.
18:37I would do so happy, hey, what do you think?
18:40What is it called?
18:40It's called the Lakeside Strain.
18:46This is terrible, America.
18:48All I wanted was to give the boy a nice birthday party,
18:51but it's all my fault.
18:53I had to go get carried away, and then he did.
18:56Now I'm just hoping he don't fly up into the sun.
19:00I gotta go pee!
19:04Harry!
19:07I'm sure you're okay.
19:09All right.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:12You're all right.
19:13I'm so worried about you.
19:14Wow.
19:16Jordan, I'm so sorry.
19:18Will you please forgive me, son?
19:20I just wanted you to have a great birthday.
19:22I did!
19:23You did?
19:24This is the best birthday ever!
19:26This makes up for all the birthdays I missed.
19:29Thank you!
19:29What?
19:31What?
19:32Well, son, let me go on and get you home.
19:33You tell me all about it here.
19:34Yeah, let's go.
19:34Come here.
19:35Do you know that bird?
19:36Do you want to fly?
19:37That's what I do, too.
19:38They come when they walk, too.
19:38You just left leg.
19:40You go there when you know you?
19:41Happy birthday to you.
19:44Happy birthday to you.
19:46Happy birthday to you.
19:47So, America, that's how it happened.
19:50400 miles we chased him in that balloon.
19:52400 miles!
19:54And if that wasn't enough, I find myself with a high-ass party bill.
19:58And I'm fighting a blood feud with a guy named Genetti.
20:01And stuck with a ticket from the city to clean up 80 pounds of elephant mess.
20:06But I tell you what, it's all worth it, America.
20:09Just to see the smile on my man, Joy, and face.
20:12But for Vanessa's birthday, she's definitely going bolder.
20:20Yo, Max, Max.
20:21Hmm?
20:21Man, look, I really need your help on this, man.
20:24This is the worst.
20:24This is horrible.
20:25This is just horrible.
20:26Max, fool yourself together.
20:28Quit acting like a bitch.
20:31Here, take this lollipop and chill out.
20:35Go on, take it.
20:37And go on, please.
20:39Walk away, child.
20:41Stand all up close to me to talk on the phone.
20:44Apparently you got more than one secret.
20:48Cut.
20:56She's doing now.
20:56you're right. Go. Nothing!
20:56human.
20:56About one thing.
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