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00:12Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
01:00All right.
01:01Stack.
01:08I'll see you.
01:10Full house. Kings on fives.
01:12Oh, you jammy beggar.
01:14He's got to be cheating. That's not the hand I dealt him.
01:16Oh, you're just a bad loser.
01:17Yeah, well, I'm improving, aren't I? Getting a lot of practice.
01:20I'm lucky. That's all. Dead lucky.
01:21I mean, you never know. You two, you might have been good poker players.
01:24Right. You sound a bit throaty tonight, Robin.
01:26No, it's just a smoke.
01:28Shall I open the window? What?
01:29Pollute half a South Ken? No, forget it.
01:31I'll have two, please.
01:34Two. Oh, one.
01:36One. Here, here. I heard this good gag.
01:38You stop me if you've heard it.
01:39There's this three old lady, see, asleep in bed.
01:41Yeah.
01:42And this burglar breaks in.
01:43He's, er...
01:44He's well-built, you know what I mean?
01:45I don't know for five.
01:46Yeah, I'll stay.
01:47So, one old lady starts to wake up.
01:49So, he dives under her bed.
01:50Clonk!
01:51He hits his head on the gazunda.
01:52I'm out.
01:53Right.
01:53So, they all wake up.
01:54The first old lady fills under her bed.
01:56Nothing, right?
01:57The second old lady fills under her bed.
01:59Nothing.
01:59The third old lady fills under her bed.
02:01And she says...
02:03She says...
02:08Evening.
02:09Go on.
02:10Oh, no.
02:11I forgot the rest of it.
02:13I heard it on Stars on Sunday, anyway.
02:16Oh, there's smoke.
02:18Yeah, I know.
02:18There should be a government health warning on the door.
02:20Look, Joe, get there. Freshen her out.
02:21Well, look, this one must probably be the last game.
02:24So, er...
02:25I'll raise it five.
02:26Well, don't let me stop you.
02:28Er...
02:29Derek, have you finished with your beer?
02:30Er...
02:30Yes.
02:32There's a cigarette end in it.
02:33I've finished with that as well.
02:34Hmm.
02:35I'll see you.
02:36Right.
02:37What's that damp patch on the carpet?
02:39Huh?
02:40Oh, er...
02:40That...
02:41That was me.
02:42Well, see, earlier on, I got a little bit excited.
02:44You see, I had a royal flask.
02:46Spilt the beer can.
02:48Three queens.
02:49Oh, you, Jamie Bella.
02:51Well, that is the last game, isn't it?
02:53I mean, we can't be playing in a pine forest.
02:56Your throat sounds worse.
02:57Have you taken anything for it?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Fags, beer, crisps, peanuts.
03:02It's an old country recipe.
03:05She's right in here.
03:06Perhaps I ought to have a look at it.
03:07Not lightly.
03:07Let him look.
03:08Only another year and he'll be a fully-fledged doctor.
03:10Yeah, well, I think I'll wait, thanks.
03:11Come on, open up.
03:14Mmm.
03:15Yes.
03:15Here, if you find a lighter down there, it's mine.
03:19Could you move your tongue over a bit?
03:21What do you want me to do with it?
03:22Put it in my pocket.
03:23Just keep it open.
03:24It's that Wookie hole down there.
03:27It's that pink thing dangling down at the back.
03:30Inflamed, see?
03:31Yeah.
03:31Tonsils.
03:32Have to come out.
03:34Shall I get the bread knife?
03:35Oh!
03:38Queen of the South versus Motherwell.
03:41Yeah, well, that ought to be good for a draw.
03:43Provided it doesn't rain and the ref keeps a tight hand on the game.
03:46And neither of them win.
03:47Yep, that's it.
03:48Right, now then.
03:49No publicity.
03:51Well, I always do that.
03:53I've done that for the past 15 years.
03:55And it's worked, George.
03:56You've never had any.
03:57Well, I've never won, have I?
03:58Well, I'm not surprised.
03:59I mean, you don't know anything about football, do you?
04:02Who was it that tipped Zaire to win the World Cup?
04:05Well, they did better than we did.
04:07I mean, you never even go to watch them matches any more.
04:10Not since they put the price of toilet rolls up.
04:12Oh, come on, Fildred.
04:13Don't let's quarrel.
04:14Why not?
04:15Passes the time.
04:17Well, let's have a bit of give and take, eh?
04:19I mean, that's fair enough, isn't it?
04:20Husband and wife, give and take.
04:22George.
04:23I'm not giving you a pound for your pools.
04:26I'll take it, then.
04:27You just keep your nasty little hands off my toby-jack.
04:31Well, only one a quid.
04:32Look, George.
04:32This is the money for my new winter coat.
04:35And you are not going to have one button of it.
04:39I see.
04:40Right.
04:41Well, that's it, then, isn't it?
04:42200,000 pounds thrown away.
04:44Oh.
04:45No, George.
04:46One pound.
04:48Saved.
04:50Night.
04:51Night.
04:51See you, Chrissie.
04:52Oh, Robin.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Don't forget.
04:54Pop into the hospital tomorrow, okay?
04:55Yeah, yeah.
04:56All right, all right, all right.
04:58Why do men always have to make the place look like a pigsty to feel they're enjoying themselves?
05:02Right.
05:03Well, my mother used to have bridge parties.
05:04She could eat off the floor afterwards.
05:06Oh, they've been doing that.
05:07Listen, listen.
05:08There's no point in clearing up, because by the time you do, we'll be ready for our next card game.
05:12Your throat sounds worse.
05:13Listen, don't you start.
05:14There's nothing wrong with me.
05:15I'm perfectly fit.
05:16You're not.
05:17Don't argue with an invalid.
05:21Come.
05:23It's me, sir.
05:26This is the chap I was telling you about, sir.
05:28Tripp.
05:28Robin Tripp.
05:29Dr McLaren.
05:30Hello.
05:31Chronic tonsillitis, sir.
05:32Should have him out immediately.
05:33Perhaps we'd better let a qualified doctor decide that something.
05:37Yes, sir.
05:38Sit.
05:40Why haven't you registered with your local GP?
05:43Well, I'm normally so fit.
05:45Anyway, I don't believe in doctors.
05:46Oh, we do exist, are you sure?
05:49There are different signs of hemolytic streptococci in the mucous membrane, sir.
05:53What?
05:53Hmm.
05:54And I'm even worried about the possibility of parent tonsillar abscess.
05:57Aye.
05:58Have you got a temperature?
06:00Well, yes.
06:01I mean, everybody has, haven't they?
06:04I'd better examine you, I suppose.
06:06I'm glad you brought your friend along, Sutton.
06:08Open.
06:10I might have frittered the afternoon away dealing with emergencies and urgent cases.
06:14Isn't I crazy?
06:15Keep your mouth open.
06:16Uh, his lymph glands are ever so slightly...
06:18Keep your mouth shut.
06:19You're a damn nuisance, Sutton.
06:21Do you know that?
06:21A damn nuisance.
06:22Isn't that...
06:23Don't interrupt while medical men are conferring.
06:26Aye.
06:27Tonsillitis.
06:28The best thing is, whip them out.
06:29Snip, snip.
06:30What's the second best thing?
06:32As sure as possible.
06:33I thought Mr. Barclay Jones could fit him in tomorrow, sir.
06:36Yeah, it's really funny, this, you know, because suddenly I feel so much better.
06:39Aye, that's a well-known medical phenomenon.
06:41It's called fear.
06:44You haven't arranged a bed as well, I suppose.
06:46Well, there should be one in surgical ward tomorrow, sir.
06:48Oh, Mr. Johnson's expecting to go at any time.
06:51I'm not sleeping in a dead man's bed.
06:53Oh, he's cured.
06:54We do cure them occasionally.
06:57I could arrange it, sir.
06:58Oh, so just because he's a friend of yours, you feel he should jump the queue?
07:02Is that it?
07:04Well...
07:04I may have underestimated you Sutton.
07:07You have all the makings of a consultant.
07:14There we are.
07:16Yeah, it's a tricky job, that, you know, fiddly.
07:18You have to be careful with tap washers.
07:20A lot of people put these on upside down, you see, that never do.
07:22No, because then the tap would suck all the water out of the sink, wouldn't it?
07:27No, no, no, no.
07:28But if you do the job properly, you see, you get a nice, easy flow of...
07:31Not easy.
07:32You know.
07:33You have to wait a while for the water to come through.
07:35Yeah, especially if you haven't turned the stopcock on again.
07:39What?
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:40You learnt a little something there, didn't you?
07:42Yes, I did.
07:44Hey, I just learned a little something.
07:46Oh, what?
07:47Roper's an idiot.
07:48Oh, I know.
07:49Remember when he put the handle and hinges on the same side of the door?
07:51I know.
07:52He's an idiot.
07:53Oh.
07:55Oh, boy.
07:56Am I lucky.
07:57Normally, people have to wait two weeks before they can have their tonsils up.
08:00Not me.
08:01They can fit me in tomorrow.
08:02Derek, pull some strings.
08:03Good old Derek.
08:05Why can't he mind his own bloody business?
08:07Tomorrow's great.
08:08You'll get it over with.
08:09Oh, snoop, snoop.
08:10Actually, it's nothing to it, you know, because I had mine done ages ago.
08:13And he leaves the tiniest little scar just down there.
08:18No, no, no, no, no, Jo.
08:20My tonsils.
08:21See, I mean, I don't know about you, but mine are here.
08:24Oh, that's probably why you had a sore throat.
08:27Listen, it could have been worse.
08:29They could have been sniffing out bits that are useful.
08:31All my bits are useful.
08:33I happen to be very attached to all of them.
08:35You won't be after tomorrow.
08:36I tell you what, a mate of mine, ARP warden he was.
08:40Pardon?
08:41Well, during the war, you see.
08:42Now, he's right as rain in the morning, except for a sore throat like you've got.
08:46But in the afternoon, gone.
08:50Dead?
08:50Yeah, dead.
08:52Hit by a buzz bomb.
08:54I'll never take these things lightly, son.
08:59He's an idiot.
09:01Listen, you're not really worried, are you?
09:03Me?
09:04Well, well, just a little bit.
09:07I mean, you know, you do read these things, don't you?
09:09I mean, about them getting the patients mixed up.
09:11You know, I mean, a guy goes in there to have his ingrained toenails done,
09:14and he wakes up the next morning and he's had a baby.
09:16I wouldn't be worried if it was me.
09:18I wouldn't be worried if it was you.
09:20Listen, it's the easiest operation there is.
09:22They let complete beginners do it.
09:24What?
09:25Well, I mean, not complete beginners, very experienced beginners.
09:28Honestly, they can whip utensils out blindfolded.
09:31I mean, they don't, but they could if they were.
09:32Oh, I'm going to make a cup of tea.
09:34It's just that I don't like hospitals.
09:38I mean, the last time I was in there, they held me up by the ankles and smacked my bottom.
09:42Nothing can go wrong.
09:43It's a perfectly straightforward operation.
09:45It's as easy as putting a washer on a tap.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Oh, God!
09:52Ooh!
09:53Ah!
09:54Yeah, okay.
10:10I feel like I'm one more boy.
10:13I feel like I'm having�� and I feel like you're gobbled.
10:18THE END
10:31Hey, weren't you supposed to be at the hospital at ten?
10:33What's the hurry? They're not going to operate without me, are they?
10:37You're not supposed to eat. They're never going to know.
10:40That's the first thing they do when you go in there. X-ray you for toast and marmalade.
10:44Excuse me if I don't laugh. It hurts when I laugh.
10:48He doesn't half-pile it on.
10:50You're like one of those women who used to send the Tommy's off to the trenches with that light quip.
10:55We don't want to lose you but we think you ought to go.
10:58You always have to dramatise everything. I do not.
11:00You make up a new will every time you cut your toenails.
11:04When are you going to give me the white feather?
11:07There's nothing to worry about. I'm not. Good.
11:10Uh, Chrissie.
11:13In here there are some insurance policies and all the money I've got, you know, just in case some unexpected
11:20expenses occur.
11:22You know, I mean, you might have to sort of hire some cars or something.
11:27I've already ordered the headstone.
11:28Oh, good. I'm being serious.
11:32I mean, if anything should happen.
11:33I mean, I know it won't. I know it won't.
11:35But if it should, I'd like the co-op to look after all the arrangements.
11:41And I do collect their divvy stamps.
11:44You're putting me on.
11:46If you say so, Chrissie.
11:48Well, we hope to see you on Tuesday, then.
11:50Well, yes. Well, most of me, that is.
11:52Does any of you want to say goodbye to my tonsils?
11:54Oh, push off. We'll come and visit you and them.
11:56Enjoy yourself.
11:58Oh, thanks very much.
12:01Well, the next few days are not going to be very pleasant.
12:04For him?
12:05For me, because you're going to be doing the cooking.
12:15How's my pulse?
12:1772.
12:19That's a bit low, isn't it? It should be 98.6.
12:22That's your temperature.
12:23Oh, sorry.
12:26A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, eh?
12:28Not when it's as little as you've got.
12:30Morning.
12:31Morning.
12:32Morning, nurse.
12:34Carry on.
12:35Hi, mate.
12:36Hi, Robin.
12:37See, how's his temperature?
12:39Hmm, 72.
12:40Good, good.
12:41Oh, God almighty.
12:45They're always a bit standoffish when they're a student.
12:47The minute you've qualified, they have the trousers off you.
12:49Yeah, listen.
12:51What time is the, um...
12:52The carve-up?
12:53Oh, about five o'clock.
12:55Barclay Jones is going to fit you in on the end of his list.
12:57Is he any good?
12:58Oh, he's fine.
12:59Now, hardly drinks at all.
13:02Why?
13:02Well, not during operations, anyway.
13:06Yeah, with the bits and things.
13:08Well, normally they throw them away.
13:10Not much call for used tonsils nowadays.
13:13You could have them bronzed, I suppose.
13:15Use them as a doorstop.
13:16You take this very lightly, aren't you?
13:18Not at all.
13:19It has its serious side as well.
13:21Yeah.
13:21You've ruined this afternoon's poker session.
13:23Do you know, Chrissie, it's amazing the limits that some people will go to
13:27to avoid giving other people a chance to get their money back.
13:29Oh, hello, Doctor.
13:30How is he?
13:31Oh.
13:31Bless you for that kind word.
13:33Oh, it's you.
13:34No, he's not a doctor because he's still got his trousers on.
13:38Just thought we'd pop in and see how you were settled.
13:40Right.
13:41Hey, what's the matter with him?
13:44He's got a cold.
13:46They've brought anything to eat.
13:47I'm starving.
13:47Ah, we've brought your slippers.
13:48Oh, they'll do.
13:49So, what's the matter with Derek?
13:51He didn't look very happy.
13:52Oh, he's just upset because he's lost his card school.
13:55I mean, what does he expect?
13:56I mean, does he expect you to run it?
13:58Is that a challenge?
13:59No, but what I'm saying is we're talking about poker, real poker.
14:02You know, money.
14:02It's a man's game.
14:03Listen, in Moscow, women sweep snow and dig ditches.
14:06While they're playing poker?
14:07Probably.
14:09Look, if men can play it, so can women.
14:10Oh, look, don't be so silly.
14:11You'd better tell Larry that the game's off.
14:13Silly?
14:13Uh-oh, here we go.
14:14Look, I admit there are certain things women are good at.
14:17Yeah, shh, bearing children, cooking and washing up.
14:19No, you've missed out the one I had in mind, actually.
14:22How can they sweep snow and play cards at the same time?
14:25Of course.
14:26You said you need money.
14:28Well, we've got that in that cigar box of yours.
14:30But that is mine.
14:31Well, not really.
14:31You won most of it from Derek and Larry.
14:33Yes, I know that, but I mean...
14:35Can you play poker?
14:37What a daft question.
14:42And the best hand is a royal flush.
14:45Right.
14:46Now, let me see if I've got that.
14:48You can start with one pair, then you can get two pair,
14:51and then, erm, three pair.
14:55Ah, no, that's less common, mainly because you've only got five cards.
14:58I think.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Yeah.
15:01I really think you should have told him that you couldn't play.
15:03I wouldn't give him the satisfaction.
15:05Besides, I can always refer to my list.
15:08Oh, cracking.
15:09Finish off the table.
15:15You're late.
15:16You were supposed to be here at 3.30.
15:18Yeah, sorry.
15:20I've brought a note.
15:21Now, would you like to take your place?
15:23There.
15:24Yeah.
15:28Very pretty.
15:30I really think you should have called it off.
15:32Oh, no, no.
15:33I'm six quid down.
15:34Besides, I mean, rob him.
15:36He'd have wanted us to carry on.
15:37Well, don't talk about him as if he was dead.
15:40Right.
15:40Now, as soon as Derek arrives, we can start.
15:43Now, oh, don't forget the cucumber sandwiches and the barley water.
15:51Oh, hey.
15:52Sorry.
15:52Good afternoon.
15:53Oh, hello.
15:54Oh, he's not here, you know.
15:55He's in hospital having his watsits removed.
15:57Yes, I did know that.
15:59But Larry and I are carrying on with Chrissie.
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:03Oh, the game.
16:04You know, cards, poker.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Oh.
16:08Oh, poker, eh?
16:10Yeah.
16:11New pack of cards, then?
16:12Yeah, well, the others were all thick and horrible.
16:14Yeah.
16:15It was like shuffling a sliced loaf.
16:17Hello.
16:18Oh, hello, Derek.
16:19Hi, darling.
16:20Right.
16:20This is your place here.
16:21Ah.
16:22And I'm here.
16:23So, we can begin.
16:24Oh, how's Robin?
16:25Oh, he's a bit worried, naturally.
16:27About his tonsils?
16:28No, about his money.
16:29Er, are we having a drink?
16:30Oh, yeah.
16:32Barley water and cucumber sandwiches.
16:34And fairy cakes.
16:36And don't forget to use your napkins.
16:39Here, hang about.
16:40Are we playing stud or draw?
16:42Er, yes.
16:43Yes.
16:45Draw.
16:45Er, one more thing.
16:47I hate to ruin the decor of the game, but, er, can we all bow the jungle?
16:51Oh.
16:52We thought it added a feminine touch.
16:54Well, that's where the pot goes.
16:56The kitty, the money.
16:57Oh.
16:58Right.
16:58Usual tempi to start, right?
17:00Er...
17:00Oh, no.
17:01Tempi's far too much.
17:02Maximum bet is one penny.
17:04Oh.
17:05We're here for a social afternoon, not to win money off each other.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Pass.
17:11Pass.
17:11Ah.
17:17What are you doing?
17:19Nothing.
17:20Nothing.
17:21Just looking to see where it was made.
17:24Where was it made?
17:25What do you want to know for?
17:27What on earth?
17:28Would anyone want to know where an ashtray was made?
17:30Right.
17:31I'll open.
17:32Four.
17:33One penny.
17:36Fairy cake.
17:40Travers.
17:41Runs round Payne.
17:42And he's passed Johnson.
17:43A quick flick into the penalty area.
17:44The goalkeeper's out of position.
17:46Machines off.
17:46And it's a gold.
17:47A frigid different gold by Machines.
17:49Five nil with two minutes to me.
17:52And that was one of your bankers for a draw.
17:54Yeah, well, can't win every time.
17:56You can't win any time.
17:58I mean, who was it to pick the only eight teams that didn't draw?
18:03You know, you're gambling mad, George.
18:05No, you really are.
18:06I mean, you're a fool to yourself.
18:08I mean, you never win.
18:10Well, nearly had in each way.
18:11Saturday, Kempton Park.
18:12Yeah, but only two horses running.
18:14Yeah.
18:15That's why they wouldn't take the bet.
18:17But if they did, I'd have had a place.
18:18Oh, dear.
18:20Um, I'll, er, I'll think I'll just, er,
18:23nip upstairs and check that water tap.
18:26Oh, no.
18:28That's a winter coat I'd really like.
18:31Yeah, well, er, don't worry if I get delayed.
18:34Er, water taps can be very tricky.
18:36Oh, it's beautiful.
18:41Two pair.
18:42Oh, well done.
18:44That's all yours.
18:45Hey, you've won the last three hands.
18:47How much are you up?
18:48Eight pence.
18:50I won't let it change my way of life.
18:52More barley water?
18:53Er, no thanks.
18:54I want to keep a clear head.
18:55Er, hello everyone.
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:59This is where the action is then, eh?
19:00Yeah, you're gonna fool me.
19:02Er, yeah, poker.
19:03That's, er, that's a very good game.
19:05Do you play, Mr Roper?
19:06Oh, thank you very much.
19:08Now then, er, what's the limit?
19:11One penny.
19:12You what?
19:13Yeah, if that's too rich for you, we can always make it apeney.
19:16She won't mind.
19:17I think I'll have a look at the water tap.
19:18Oh, I'll give you a hand.
19:19Yeah, so will I.
19:20All right, all right.
19:21I can take a hint.
19:22All right, if you want to go mad, let's go mad.
19:24Make it 2p.
19:27No limit.
19:28No limit?
19:28Right, that's agreed on.
19:29Right, my deal.
19:3010p in the middle.
19:31Yep.
19:32All right, then, you're not gonna frighten me.
19:33Women can play poker just as well as...
19:35You've moved my ashtray.
19:36I didn't think you spoke.
19:38No, I don't, but I mean, I like to keep an ashtray handy
19:39just in case I decide to start.
19:42Er, right, card two.
19:43Two.
19:44Chrissie.
19:45Er, pass.
19:53I'll open for a quid.
19:55A pound?
19:59There's a phone call for you.
20:01Now, you'll have to take it quickly.
20:02I've got to give you your injection.
20:04All right, fine.
20:09Hello?
20:11Hello, Robin.
20:12It's me.
20:13Listen.
20:13I'm in the middle of a poker hand.
20:15Well, I'll ask you.
20:16I'll swap you.
20:16I'll swap you.
20:16I'm in the middle of an injection.
20:18Listen.
20:19There's 20 pounds on the table and a lot of it's yours.
20:21And I lied.
20:22I can't really play poker.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:26I haven't stuck it in you yet.
20:29Listen.
20:29There's only me and Mr. Roper left and he's just spent five pounds.
20:33A fiver?
20:34Look, er, is he bluffing?
20:36I don't know.
20:37I'll ask him.
20:38No, no.
20:39Don't ask him.
20:41Chrissie.
20:42Chrissie, listen.
20:43What have you got in your hand?
20:45Er, well, they're all hearts.
20:47That's great.
20:48Except one of them.
20:50I've got the ten, jack, queen, king.
20:53Yeah.
20:54And the three.
20:55That's the diamond.
20:56Is it a good hand?
20:59She's got king eye and she wants to know if that's a good hand in a poker.
21:02Is it?
21:03It's rubbish.
21:04Turn over.
21:05It's not as if she can even bluff, you know.
21:07I mean, you can read her mind like...
21:10Hey, Chrissie.
21:11Yeah?
21:12Now, listen, Chrissie.
21:14What you've got in your hand, right, is absolutely unbeatable.
21:18Oh!
21:19So...
21:20So go in there and win!
21:24Well...
21:25I wouldn't have the nerve to tell a great big whopper like that just before I went into the operating
21:29theatre.
21:32So what are you going to do, then?
21:33Are you packing in?
21:35No.
21:35Joe, get me the rent book.
21:37Have you got out of your tiny mind?
21:38I know exactly what I'm doing.
21:40Look.
21:40Ten jacks.
21:42Shut up!
21:43Well, you can see me if you like.
21:47No.
21:47No.
21:48You're five.
21:49Plus another.
21:51Ooh.
21:52Ten.
21:53Ten.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah, well, I'll...
22:01I'll, um...
22:03I'll, um...
22:05Um...
22:05Yeah, well, it's, um...
22:08Well, I'll give in.
22:10Oh, and you've got three aces.
22:12Well done, Chrissie.
22:13You certainly...
22:15King, hi.
22:16Hi.
22:18You were bluffing.
22:20Oh, blimey, you were bluffing.
22:22I was.
22:25You were killing.
22:27Never mind that.
22:29Whose deal is it?
22:29There you go.
22:31George!
22:32Oh.
22:33Oh.
22:33Oh, my God.
22:37Hello, dear.
22:39I thought I'd just pop in and see how you were.
22:41Oh, I'm fine.
22:42There was nothing to it.
22:43I'll be as right as right in a couple of days.
22:44Oh, lovely.
22:45It's very nice of you to pop in.
22:46Oh, it's all right.
22:47Oh, as a matter of fact, to tell the truth, George and I had to pop into outpatients.
22:51Really?
22:52What for?
22:53Well, um, it's just a little accident, dear.
22:56An empty Toby jug fell on his head.
22:58Poor Sophie.
22:59Oh, yes.
23:17Have a nice hour for you.
23:19I brought it up.
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