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00:02Dave Chappelle
00:04Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle Chappelle
00:10Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:11Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:13Woo-hoo!
00:13Yeah, yeah!
00:16Let's start the show!
00:20Give it up right now for my man, Dave Chappelle!
00:26Oh, yes!
00:30Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:33All right, everybody, have a seat, man. Let's all relax. Thanks for coming back.
00:38Welcome to Chappelle's Show.
00:40You know, we've been getting a little flack in the press.
00:42I don't know if you guys have seen some of the things that were written calling us controversial,
00:47which I was surprised about.
00:49That's the thing about being on TV, you just never can say what you want to say, man.
00:53Because if I said everything I thought, it would just freak America out.
00:56You wouldn't want to hear a young black dude saying half the things I be thinking.
01:01The only way people would listen to the stuff I think is if a pretty white girl sang my thoughts.
01:08And I actually happen to have a pretty white girl here.
01:11Pretty white girl, come on out.
01:13She's in my contract.
01:17Good evening, pretty white woman.
01:21Thank you for being here. I have some things I need to get off my chest.
01:33Crack was invented and distributed to intentionally destroy the black community.
01:47AIDS was too.
01:54The police never looked for Tupac and Biggie's murderers.
02:00Fuck the police.
02:13Whatever happened to that recount in Florida?
02:22O.J. didn't do it.
02:30On second thought, yeah, he did.
02:40Gay sex is gross.
02:42Sorry, I just find it to be gross.
02:48Unless, of course, they're lesbians.
02:57I like lesbians.
03:03I like lesbians.
03:09For real, nigga, I like lesbians.
03:13But I digress from my point.
03:19All Chinese people look alike.
03:26So do white people.
03:32Pretty much anyone who isn't black
03:36looks alike to me.
03:43Oh, I want to stick my thumb in J-Lo's butt.
03:58I wouldn't mind sticking a finger or two up that singing white girl's butt.
04:03I don't want either.
04:10Call me her in my cell, 917-C.
04:13There.
04:29And now it's time to collect ad revenue for Comedy Central.
04:45Revenue they don't share with my black ass.
04:56Real sex street interviews take one.
05:00Sofina, what's the craziest thing you ever did sexually?
05:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:06Okay, okay, okay.
05:07One time I had a three-way with these two guys in college and my sorority sisters were like cheering
05:11me.
05:12Yeah.
05:13That'd be it.
05:14That'd be it.
05:15What about you, sir?
05:17Craziest thing I ever did sexually?
05:20They'd probably be having sex with old Gang Bang here without a rub.
05:24We're fucking done, man.
05:26The state is over.
05:27Wait a minute.
05:28Hold, hold.
05:29Wait, hold.
05:29I'm kidding.
05:30Don't fuck off me.
05:38You know, in the quest to get paid, I have devised a new scheme, ladies and gentlemen.
05:44Which is not an easy thing to do, but I got it.
05:47I'm gonna have my own phone line, like Miss Cleo.
05:51You understand?
05:52But I'm gonna do mine real.
05:54See?
05:55Miss Cleo lies.
05:56She's phony.
05:58She's got a nagging suspicion that that bitch ain't Jamaican.
06:02You know what I'm saying?
06:07I couldn't prove it.
06:10But check mine out.
06:12Dave Chappelle's Educated Guest Line.
06:15Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.
06:18He is merely a racist who believes that stereotypes dictate our futures.
06:22My boyfriend says my butt's too big.
06:25Why would he say that?
06:26My old boyfriend liked it just fine.
06:28Okay.
06:29Okay, have you gained weight?
06:31No.
06:32Okay, so your current boyfriend is white.
06:35Oh my gosh, yes.
06:36Yeah, your old boyfriend's black, ain't he?
06:38Oh my God, how did you know that?
06:40Because a brother can't get enough of that ass.
06:43Hold up, I'm seeing something.
06:45It's your parents.
06:46Oh God.
06:47They're angry.
06:49Real angry.
06:51They kicked you out for dating a black dude, didn't they?
06:53Oh my God, there's no way you could have known that unless you knew me.
06:57Or if I dated four white girls myself.
06:59Thanks for playing.
07:02Dave Chappelle's insights will astound you.
07:05Bueno, is this Dave Chappelle?
07:07All right, I'm hearing an accent.
07:09You from south of the border?
07:11You amaze me, man.
07:13Hold on a minute.
07:14Is your name Miguel?
07:15It is.
07:16Bam!
07:17All right, all right.
07:18Go ahead, Miguel.
07:18So, Dali, I was driving on the freeway?
07:22Stop.
07:23Driving.
07:24You drive a pickup truck, don't you, Miguel?
07:26Yes, I do.
07:27Mm-hmm.
07:28And you don't have insurance, do you?
07:30No, I don't.
07:31Bam!
07:32Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.
07:36The cards don't lie.
07:39Lord of mercy.
07:41Hello.
07:42Click call from a correctional facility.
07:45Will you accept the charges?
07:46Yes, I will.
07:47Go ahead, sir.
07:48All right, before you even say anything.
07:50You black, ain't you?
07:51Yo, this nigga is off the hook.
07:54Wait a minute.
07:55I see something.
07:56What?
07:56You getting out of jail.
07:58Say words, son.
07:59You walking out.
08:00You are free as a bird.
08:02Hold up.
08:03I'm seeing something.
08:04It's six weeks later.
08:05Uh-huh.
08:06You going right back into jail.
08:08For the same shit.
08:10What kind is he fighting?
08:12Call this number now and let Dave or one of his educated guessers tell you your future.
08:17It's only 99 cents for the first minute, $2.50 each additional minute.
08:21You can't afford not to have your future read based on stereotypes.
08:25Call me now for a bumble clock reading.
08:28Mr. Bravo Bravo.
08:32Hey, y'all.
08:33Flippity flat, flippity float, flippity fleep.
08:35You got some jokes.
08:36For years, we've all watched celebrities accepting awards get played off by the house orchestra
08:41when their speech runs on too long.
08:44My parents were really disappointed when I dropped out of school for that year, but I
08:47felt like I really just needed to find myself.
08:50Word.
08:50But then, you know, I was like, you know what?
08:51Let me just go to Howard like my father, you know?
08:54Well, then my girlfriend, Gina, she called me up.
08:55She said, girl, you have got to get down to Emory down in Hotland.
08:59I was like, Gina, number one, why are you calling me up, trying to confuse me?
09:03You know, Spellman's in Atlanta, too.
09:05Second of all, you know I'm vacillating here, trying to...
09:07With the Wrap It Up box, you've got that same power right in your pocket.
09:13So then I just went to Howard where I majored in sociology.
09:16I made a lot of friends and had a really good time.
09:18So that was college.
09:19How about you?
09:24From the makers of the home stenographer comes the Wrap It Up box.
09:29It's like being the director of an awards show everywhere you go.
09:36Young man, you've been found guilty by a jury of your peers.
09:39The crime you've committed was very serious.
09:42And before I sentence you, I'd like to say a few words about your arrest record.
09:46What the hell?
09:47Yo, the sign is real simple, B. It says Wrap It Up.
09:51Wrap that shit up, B.
09:53I don't think that's a good idea.
09:55Man, you want some, too? You better wrap it up.
10:00You better wrap that gavel up, B.
10:03I'm talking to Boss what I was telling you.
10:07With the Wrap It Up box, things will come to an end at the perfect time,
10:11whenever you want them to.
10:14I'm gonna rock it tonight!
10:16Have you ever felt this in your life?
10:19I'm tipping you on a journey, girl!
10:21Oh!
10:22Ah!
10:23Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:25Ah!
10:26Psyche!
10:26Psyche that I was done, didn't you?
10:28It ain't over.
10:30Ooh!
10:31Ooh!
10:33For real?
10:34Not even close?
10:36Not.
10:37Even.
10:38Close.
10:38Hold on now.
10:40Hang in there with me.
10:41What about that?
10:42Hey!
10:42Can you read?
10:43Wrap it up.
10:45You need to wrap it up!
10:47Wrap it up!
10:48Wrap it up!
10:49Ah!
10:51That's a wrap!
10:53Woo!
10:57The Wrap It Up box in stores now.
11:00Available at all Robux.
11:02Stop skipping your remedial class.
11:04It's the finals.
11:05You're gonna need it to pass.
11:06And you don't need these big Brooklyn feet on your ass.
11:08So keep my name out your mouth and your mind and your task.
11:11And if you think that I'm talking about chewing these balls,
11:13if this shoe fits, shut the fuck up and walk it off.
11:16It's Brooklyn.
11:25Yeah!
11:28Yes!
11:30Hey!
11:31Welcome back, gang!
11:34Yes, welcome back.
11:35Now, I don't know how many of you guys are from my generation, the Pepsi generation, Generation
11:39X, they call us.
11:41I refer to us as the Reagan Babies.
11:44Anyone who grew up around Reagan had Drug Awareness Week, right?
11:48Yes.
11:49Now, I don't know if you guys know at home what Drug Awareness Week is.
11:53That is a week of drug education for children in schools.
11:57And at the end of the week, to really drive the point home to the youth,
12:02they always have a real live crackhead come talk to the kids.
12:07I know that was the case at my school.
12:09And tonight, we have a tape of just such an event.
12:14Please enjoy.
12:16You've been waiting for a while, but he's back around.
12:19Don't tell anybody I'll kill you!
12:21I'll kill you!
12:22He is a crackhead in the town.
12:24Peanut butter uncrusting.
12:27He's having back in the joint.
12:29You got crack?
12:30Here I come!
12:33He's Tyrone.
12:36This week, Tyrone visits a local middle school to promote drug awareness.
12:42We have a very special surprise today.
12:45Let's hear it for Tyrone Beckham!
12:51Hi, kids.
12:55Thank you very much, teacher.
12:59It is truly an honor and a privilege for me to be here at Pinehurst School,
13:07or whatever your school is called today.
13:10I say it's a privilege because it's a violation of my parole to be around children.
13:17But enough about that.
13:19Hello, little boys and little girls.
13:23Mm, mm, mm.
13:26Kids, y'all are looking at it deadly.
13:30I should not be in front of you today.
13:34Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life.
13:40I started doing drugs when I was little.
13:43Just like you, fellas.
13:44Me and my friends would go home and smoke marijuana after school.
13:48Can you say marijuana?
13:51Marijuana?
13:53That's why I was smoking.
13:54Sometimes dipped in embalming fluid.
13:56And me and my friends would laugh and giggle and eat all the cookies.
14:00It was terrible.
14:02Terrible.
14:03I can definitely say he was the absolute worst anti-drug speaker in the history of drugs.
14:10Then I upgraded to a little drug called acid.
14:14Very inexpensive and affordable.
14:16Even young children could afford it.
14:18It's so bad.
14:19I did two hits of that.
14:22And Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favorite cartoon heroes
14:26came to my room and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.
14:32God damn!
14:34Talking about...
14:38Don't beat up your room.
14:41And Mickey Mouse was doing the bass line like this.
14:43Ba-ba-ba-boo.
14:45Ba-ba-ba-boo.
14:48Then he basically told them where and how to buy the stuff.
14:53We all know we can sneak into our mama's room when she's sleeping
14:57and take five, ten, maybe twenty dollars out her purse,
15:01run on down to Third Street, catch the D-Bus downtown
15:03and meet a Latin American fellow named Martinez.
15:06We know that.
15:08And we know that Martinez stuff is the bomb.
15:12Kids, drugs is all around you.
15:15How will I know when drugs is around?
15:17You might be asking.
15:19Well, I tell you.
15:21You with them magic markers, what you think this is?
15:23Some kind of cram?
15:24No.
15:25Take that cap off and sniff it.
15:27And you'll be high.
15:29These little ones are ten and eleven years old.
15:33You!
15:34You know what dog food tastes like?
15:36Do you?
15:37It tastes just like it smells.
15:41Delicious.
15:42Let me show you how I go to the bathroom.
15:48Hi!
15:50Hi!
15:52Hi!
15:54I thought the worst was over.
15:56I was mistaken.
15:58That, children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crap.
16:04But it wouldn't be the last.
16:06Why, one time I seen Martinez, I'm tired of saying something.
16:10Well, that lovely and moving and graphic story.
16:14You're welcome, teacher, bitch.
16:16I'm not finished, but that's all right.
16:19Um, can I get cash for this?
16:21I got some urns to run.
16:22And I don't think I'm gonna make the bank.
16:24I, I, I, uh, uh...
16:26It's my mother, bitch!
16:27I earned it!
16:28Give my speakers back.
16:31Thank you, kids.
16:32Goodbye.
16:51Oh, my gosh.
16:53Just so that you know, that's not real doo-doo.
16:56I don't wanna upset you.
16:59It was a Snickers bar.
17:00We melted it.
17:02The funny thing was, the dude that does the props
17:05was melting the Snickers bar for the sketch.
17:07It's candy, you know, he's melting it.
17:09But I caught him like he was doing the thing,
17:10and he was like...
17:15All right, look, we're gonna take a quick commercial break,
17:18but don't go nowhere, because we got most def when we come back, man.
17:21And the mighty most.
17:23Stick around for more Chappelle Show.
17:32Better not bring your kids.
17:35Hey, gang, welcome back.
17:39Welcome back, man.
17:41We are hanging in here, having some fun.
17:43Please make some noise for my brother most deaf.
17:49Pull up to your spot on low.
17:51Shine brighter than all of the cats that got on glow.
17:54Lay in the cup like they not goin' no.
17:56Cause if I gotta make a move, dog, they not goin' no.
17:58This door marked private, this is not fo sho.
18:01Is most def what you call real fo sho?
18:03Is they what you call gangster? Hell no.
18:06They get a little pinch and go snitch to the pole.
18:08They all talk fast, but they all think slow.
18:11I most definite not think so.
18:13Fludge this city with the black ink flow.
18:15And my crew ain't scared to let them things go.
18:18So stop with the nonsense, like he conscious.
18:20I'm just a wig, dog.
18:22I'm doin' great, dog.
18:23I don't play games, so I don't play a hate y'all.
18:25Get it straight or get the fuck up out my face, dog.
18:28I'm like the second plane that made the towers face off.
18:30This shit to let you know it's really not a game, dog.
18:33Your grind and my grind ain't the same, dog.
18:35I'm the catalog.
18:36You the same song.
18:38So cool and old school like A4.
18:40The one of little mommies windin' up they waste ball.
18:42The one the real niggas got they hand raised for.
18:45Me and Dee Chappelle got a yellow tape doll.
18:47Don't push me, cuz I'm close.
18:50To the streets, to the beach, the bitches, the niggas, the women, the children, the workers, the dealers, the addicts,
18:55the killers, the quiet, the livest, the realest, and that's close.
18:57Don't push me, cuz I'm close.
18:59To the edge, back, metal in front.
19:01Strong back shit, liftin' it up.
19:03From the big and the small, I'm like Jay Brown gettin' involved.
19:06And when I'm lettin' off around, don't get in the cross.
19:09Have your preacher man talkin' low, gettin' his cross.
19:11Tell a wild car boy not to get off they horse before they find out the town lord's strictly enforced.
19:16It's a real bad way to get your name in the sauce.
19:18Test the limits of a dangerous force.
19:20You ended up dumb, famous, and gone.
19:22Your people shoutin' out your name in they song.
19:24Pourin' liquor on the day you was born.
19:26Buyin' paint to put your face on the wall.
19:27Come on, fall back.
19:29There's no need for all that.
19:30It's all good.
19:31We all here, goin' all out, all live, all day.
19:34Listen when the songs say,
19:36Don't push me, cause I'm close.
19:38To the streets, to the beach,
19:40the bitches, the niggas, the women, the children,
19:42the workers, the killers, the addicts, the dealers.
19:43The quiet, the lifest, the realest, and that's close.
19:46Don't push me, cause I'm close.
19:48To the head back, metal in front,
19:50strong back shit, liftin' it up.
19:52From the big and the small, I'm like Jay Brown gettin' involved.
19:55Now get y'all.
20:00My man May hook this up.
20:02It's a long, pretty high.
20:03All right, and get close.
20:05Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Yeah, right?
20:13Yeah.
20:15Most Def.
20:18Most Def.
20:21I'd like to thank my guest Most Def, Guillermo Diaz,
20:24everybody that helped me out this week.
20:26I got to say that he was good.
20:27Yo!
20:28It's a pal.
20:29Yo, wrap it up.
20:30I see you, dog, man.
20:31Wrap it up.
20:34He's gone.
20:35Wrap it up, boy.
20:38Wrap it up.
20:49I'm rich, bitch.
20:52Hi, thank you.
20:59You gotta butter correct me.
21:03What makes me solve Mickey?
21:14It's so juicy.
21:22Let's have an open answer for now.
21:23and alcohol, have ruined my life!
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