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00:22Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Dame Chappelle!
00:36Thank you so much! Thanks for joining us, you guys.
00:41Welcome back to another episode of The Chappelle Show.
00:44Now, a lot of us go to the movies, and they seem a little fake, don't they?
00:48In certain moments, you can't suspend your disbelief.
00:52Crocodile Dundee, for example.
00:54Remember when a brother would come up and,
00:55Give me your money, Crocodile Dundee.
00:58They snort a knife.
01:01This is a knife!
01:03Any black dude in New York would have been like,
01:05Well then, this is a gun.
01:07The point is, those movies are phony baloney,
01:10so tonight I bring to you the real versions of some of my favorite movies.
01:14One of my favorite love movies, Ghost.
01:18Where you find that even the afterlife can't separate you from true love.
01:37Molly.
01:40Molly.
01:41Molly.
01:42Hey, Molly.
01:43Your husband's clothes fit funny, girl.
01:48Well, they look better on you than they ever did on him.
01:51Why don't you take them off?
01:54Not a bad idea.
01:55Mm-hmm.
01:56You ready to get some of this loving?
01:58You bet your ass I am.
02:00It's my dumb ass husband who's dead, not me.
02:06You ready to step into the jungle?
02:09Oh, yeah.
02:12What do you say?
02:13Oh, man.
02:16Oh, nigga, you know I see you.
02:18You know I...
02:19Yeah, I'm looking right at you.
02:20You!
02:21The ghost, nigga.
02:22I see you.
02:23You're freaking me.
02:23You like to watch?
02:25You wanna watch?
02:25How this make you feel?
02:27Woo!
02:34Hey, man.
02:35Life's gotta go on, right?
02:36Life's gotta go on.
02:37Life's gotta go on.
02:38Life's gotta go on.
02:39Now, I don't wanna pick on everybody else without making fun of myself,
02:43so let's take a look at the real version of a little movie called Half-Baked, where...
02:54I think we all know the story.
02:57A friend gets locked in jail and his three friends have to sell Reefer to make the bail.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Yo, Durgan!
03:05Yo, wake up, man.
03:07Yo, Kenny didn't come home last night, B.
03:08We're really worried, man.
03:10Yo, he's in jail, yo.
03:12Jail?
03:13Yeah.
03:15I got it.
03:17Why don't I break into the lab where I'm working?
03:19They got weed there.
03:20I'll steal it.
03:21We can sell it and we'll make us bail.
03:23I don't wanna do that.
03:25Nah, man.
03:26Nah.
03:27Alright.
03:28Y'all wanna smoke some weed?
03:30Yeah!
03:31Hell yeah, dude!
03:32All right, stop.
03:33Kenny's on his own now.
03:35We need a new roommate.
03:36Yo, fuck Kenny, bitch!
03:40I don't think he's fucked in his butt in jail.
03:43Woo!
03:44Holy fuck Kenny, man.
03:49Knock, knock.
03:51Clear.
03:52Some skits, bitch!
03:55The year was 1955, and Danny Corey had never had sex.
04:00In fact, he had never even kissed a girl.
04:03But all his rookie and experience gave him one clear advantage.
04:07A total lack of fear.
04:09When you're that young and horny, you got nothing to lose.
04:12During a screening of Rebel Without a Cause, Corey had a brilliant idea.
04:17Using his Boy Scout pocket knife, he quickly carved a hole in the popcorn tub
04:21to give his date more than just popcorn.
04:24This is a brilliant move.
04:26Notice that he bought the large tub of corn.
04:30He bought butter.
04:31He arranges it on his lap.
04:33Smiles at her.
04:34And this is where it happens.
04:38Right here.
04:40She realizes what she's touching.
04:43And continues brilliant.
04:46Just brilliant.
04:47The penis and the popcorn is a classic that has set a new standard for reckless and desperate men everywhere.
04:59And we, including myself, because that's how I got this, wish to thank Danny Corey.
05:10Danny Corey would go down as a hookup legend.
05:14Joining Harvey Randolph, the inventor of the we're out of gas move.
05:18And Julie Newsome, the inventor of the seemingly platonic sleepover that ends in dry humping and eventually insertion.
05:25All of them great men.
05:27All of them pioneers.
05:29This has been Great Moments in Outlet History.
05:34All right, y'all.
05:35Look, we're going to take a quick commercial break.
05:37We'll be right back with more Chappelle Show.
05:45Man, I'm bored.
05:47I gotta go to the Chappelle Show.
05:54Good evening, I'm Kent Wallace.
05:57Since its inception, Hollywood has often been accused of racism.
06:01But is it racist?
06:03And if so, who are the culprits?
06:06Frontline embarked on a journey to answer these questions.
06:09And what we uncovered may shock you.
06:13For years, Rin Tin Tin was adored by countless Americans for his TV exploits.
06:18Who stole the silver?
06:20Twelve?
06:21Good boy, Rin.
06:22His acts of heroism and undying loyalty to his master were his trademarks.
06:27That is, until recent allegations surfaced.
06:31This is Justin Wilkes, a security guard in Montgomery, Alabama.
06:36For three decades, he has waged a personal crusade against the canine star.
06:41That dog that you call Rin Tin Tin, I call racist.
06:45I saw the show.
06:47I saw the dog.
06:48I said, where do I know this dog from?
06:51And it hit me.
06:54Some Alabama, 1957, right in front of Woburn.
06:58So you're saying that's you in the classic civil rights footage?
07:02Okay, see, that's a discrepancy right there.
07:05What you call in classic civil rights footage, I call footage of me getting bit on my ass by a
07:11Dermyship.
07:13From Dumbledore's Dermyship.
07:16If you would like to see, there's actually bite marks on my ass that can prove it.
07:22We hunted down the dental records of the dog who played Rin Tin Tin.
07:27A few days later, Mr. Wilkes returned and a canine dental expert compared the records with his scar.
07:33This is most definitely a match right here.
07:39That opened the floodgates.
07:41In subsequent weeks, more African-Americans came forward with similar accusations against iconic animals, breaking decades of silence.
07:50Mr. Ed, I worked with him for two years.
07:56That disgusting, bigot-ass horse.
08:00Mr. Ed, take four.
08:01Oh, I better get out of here.
08:04Took you long enough, nigger.
08:08I'll cut you.
08:10I'ma cut you, do you hear me?
08:12Boy, get away from me.
08:12I know what you're saying.
08:13I'm gonna cut you.
08:15There were also many rumors of his off-camera activities.
08:19Frontline was sent anonymously.
08:21This picture with this not-so-subtle note attached.
08:26Dear Frontline, this is Mr. Ed.
08:29But worse than Mr. Ed.
08:31Worse even than Rin Tin Tin, with the accusations lobbed at Flipper.
08:37Flipper.
08:38But I know him as Jane, the nigger hating Dolph.
08:41That's what he used to call him.
08:43They used to come out of the pool, and they throw him in the pool.
08:46You know, they're scared of black people.
08:48It's Jane!
08:49The thing I'm talking about!
08:56Shocking.
08:57Unfortunately, none of the animals in question are alive to offer a rebuttal.
09:02However, the estate of Mr. Ed did issue this statement.
09:07We deeply regret the way Mr. Ed was taken advantage of by the Klan.
09:11If it's any consolation, his best friend was the Black Stallion.
09:18Next time on Frontline, we expose racist Hollywood automobiles.
09:22And hear disturbing audio from the hit TV show, Night Rider.
09:27Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael.
09:30I'm Kent Wallace.
09:32Good night.
09:38I wish you'd have moved with Mel Gibson, What Women Want, where he could read women's
09:44minds.
09:45See, that's the kind of movie you could only do with a guy like Mel Gibson.
09:49You couldn't do the opposite of that movie, What Men Want, because it'd be too gross and
09:53disgusting.
09:55I wonder what it'd look like
09:56Well, let's take a look at what it'd look like
10:04Man, if I could just slide a finger down the crack of that ass
10:10I wish my boys could see this
10:12Look at the ass all vows
10:13I want to have doggy style sex with her
10:17Oh, baby, look at them nipples, man
10:29I'll put a hurtin' on that bitch
10:33Yeah!
10:47And on that note, we're gonna take a quick commercial break
10:51We'll be right back, everybody, with more Chappelle Show
10:53Stick around
10:57Okay, turn on your TV
11:01Oh, man, thanks
11:03You know
11:08Way back on the second episode, I did this piece about a crack addict
11:14Coming to a drug awareness week at a school
11:17I got a lot of complaints about it
11:19I got a lot of letters about it
11:21A lot of people said I was insensitive, so I brought him back again to the show
11:25Make some noise, Tyrone Begums
11:29Okay, remember now, we're not here to judge anybody
11:32We want to handle this with love, right?
11:34You want to tell him how his drug abuse has hurt you, maybe hurt himself
11:38Okay, Harold, what time did you tell him to be here?
11:41Five o'clock, but he's always late
11:42No, he'll be here
11:45In three
11:46Two
11:47One
11:49Is this a five o'clock free crack giveaway?
11:53For a while, but he's back around
11:55Y'all tell anybody I kill you
11:56I kill you
11:58He's a crackhead in the town
12:00He's a butter and crack man
12:02He kicked his habit back in the joint
12:05Now he's not going to be
12:06Here I come
12:08He's finally home
12:10He's Tyrone
12:13This week, Tyrone gets invited to an intervention
12:16Oh, you locked the door, good idea
12:19Hey, okay, Tyrone
12:22Do you know why you're here?
12:23Mm-hmm
12:24I'm here for the same reason you is, man
12:26I want some crack
12:29Crack
12:29Okay, Tyrone, we are not giving crack away today
12:32Uh-huh, what time is it?
12:34It's five o'clock
12:35Did I miss the five o'clock free crack giveaway?
12:37Tyrone, Tyrone, these are your friends here
12:39They have something they'd like to say to you
12:40I've been tricked
12:41Okay, okay, Tyrone
12:42I'm what is known as an intervention counselor
12:45Oh
12:45Yeah, and these people would like to talk to you about your drug use
12:48What are you talking about, man?
12:49I don't do drugs
12:50What y'all tell them, huh?
12:52Come on, you better dick honors
12:53What y'all tell them?
12:54Okay, Rhonda
12:55Rhonda, would you like to go first?
12:56This is ridiculous
12:57What is going on in here?
12:59We get crack at the end?
13:03Tyrone
13:04Tyrone, you know I love you
13:06But I feel like drugs is hurting you
13:08And they're hurting me
13:11Tyrone, I was very hurt that you carjacked me that time
13:13What you talking about, Rhonda?
13:15I would never carjack that ugly-ass car
13:17Get out of the car
13:19Tyrone, what are you doing?
13:21Who's Tyrone?
13:22I don't know Tyrone
13:23No, it's you with your crusty-ass lips
13:25Stop playing, Rhonda
13:26Get out of the car
13:27Get out of the car
13:28I don't know where you have room
13:30Look, the police found you three hours later in my car asleep
13:34High on crack
13:35That's impossible, Rhonda
13:36How can you sleep if you're high on crack, hmm?
13:40The Chinese riddle for you
13:41Okay, let's have Jimmy and Rob, okay?
13:44I ain't do that, Rhonda
13:47Tyrone, we opened our home to you
13:50You let your addiction lead you to abuse our trust
13:54Oh, Janet, Rob, look, y'all
13:57It's me you talking to
13:59I would never hurt you
14:00Don't play dumb with us, Tyrone
14:03I remember the whole speech
14:05I just need $200
14:06I take these rest day classes
14:08And I'm back on my feet, baby
14:10I'm serious, Rob
14:12It's me, baby
14:12It's Tyrone
14:14I'm cleaning up my act
14:15Okay
14:16Tyrone
14:17Rob, Janet, y'all ain't gonna be sorry about this
14:22I studied my ass off for that real estate test
14:29We're off to my mother's
14:31We'll be back Sunday evening
14:32The number's on the fridge if you need anything
14:34Okay, bye, Janet, bye, Rob
14:36I passed my test
14:38And was a certified real estate agent
14:41Good for you, Tyrone
14:43Yeah, damn right good for him
14:46He sold our house
14:48And kept the money
14:50$450,000
14:53Where's the money, Tyrone?
14:55He spent it on a party
14:58Took out an ad for it in the paper
15:01You didn't get your invitation for that party?
15:03Oh, Rob, you should have seen it
15:05We had power crack this high
15:06I had a heart attack
15:08Heart attack
15:08I'll give you a heart attack
15:10Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob
15:11Rob
15:11Come on, come on, come on
15:13I'm getting a restraining order against you, Rob
15:15Harold, you go next
15:17All right
15:20Tyrone, I'm here because I love you
15:22What if you love me so much, Harold?
15:25Why'd you get me fired from the post office, huh?
15:27Do you know how many people on your route complain of receiving open mail?
15:31Seven
15:32A hundred and thirty-six, Tyrone
15:35And then there was the incident with the powder
15:43Oh
15:58Attention, everybody
16:00Be on the lookout for any envelopes marked Senator Tom Daschle or Tom Brokaw
16:05It might contain anthrax
16:06For your information, that's a little white powder
16:08Huh?
16:11Is anthrax bad?
16:13Yes, Tyrone
16:15And if it fell into the wrong hands, it could be big trouble
16:19I got that anthrax and it's the bomb, baby
16:21Sixty bucks
16:22If that man hadn't turned you in, it would have been a disaster
16:25Y'all act like crack is so bad
16:27Well, like the good book says
16:29Let he who is without sin
16:32Throweth the first rock
16:34And I shout smoketh it
16:39Basically, Tyrone, we would like you to check into rehabilitation immediately
16:47Alright, okay
16:48Fine, fine, you know what?
16:51I need to get better, y'all right
16:53But first step is first
16:55I need to go to the bathroom
16:57And then I'm on my way to recovery, Rhonda
17:00I got the key here
17:01And that wasn't me, Rhonda
17:03Go to the bathroom
17:04Okay, I've got it from here
17:07Thank you
17:08I'll be right out
17:11Oh
17:13Oh, I didn't say there ain't no windows in here
17:16Oh
17:24Here goes nothing
17:27Shhh
17:27Where is that?
17:28You ruined my life
17:36He's got an old one
17:39We're gonna take a quick commercial break
17:41But don't worry, we'll be right back with more Chappelle Show
17:52I'd like to thank my studio audience for hanging out
17:55And of course, I'd like to thank you at home
17:57God bless you
17:58And I'll see you next week
17:59God bless America
18:04Come rich, biatch
18:06Hi, thank you
18:13We're really worried about him, Sir Good
18:15Yeah
18:15What happened to him?
18:16Yo, he's in jail, yo
18:18Oh my god, jail
18:20Hey, hey, why don't we break into that lab at our work?
18:24They got weed there
18:25We'll sell the weed and make us bail
18:27No
18:28Come on, man
18:29Yo, why don't we sell crack, yo?
18:31Yeah
18:32Right?
18:32That's a lot more lucrative
18:34Hell yeah
18:35Yeah
18:36We're here for some booty
18:37We're gonna sell some crack
18:39Crack it is
18:40We're crack dealing, man
18:42Yo, let's be crackheads, yo
18:44You're not
18:44No
18:44No
18:45No
18:45You
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