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00:21The following tape is intended for mature viewers only.
00:25You've seen them at Mardi Gras and on spring break.
00:28Now, see them as you've never seen them before in the wilds of Africa.
00:32That's right.
00:33Available for the first time on home video, it's National Geographic's Third World Girls Gone Wild.
00:39No collection of videos showing girls lifting their shirts up is complete without National Geographic's Third World Girls Gone Wild.
00:45Call now.
00:48Dave Kapoor!
00:51Hey.
00:57Welcome back to Chappelle's Show.
01:00You know, folks, it's Oscar season, and I don't know who's going to win, but I got to tell you,
01:08the most moving film that I saw last year had to be Antoine Fischer.
01:14Yes.
01:17It was directed by Denzel Washington.
01:21But more noteworthy than that is it was written by Antoine Fischer, which is pretty deep.
01:28I didn't know you were allowed to write a movie about yourself.
01:33I mean, you know what I mean?
01:34The temptation to lie would be too strong for me to do something like that.
01:39Not that I'm a liar, but, man, this is a movie.
01:41You got to tell the legend.
01:43So I bring to you now Dave Chappelle, written by Dave Chappelle.
01:53Once in a great while, a film comes along that changes the way we think about ourselves.
01:58Last time, all right?
01:59Last time, now.
02:00I want you to push, Mr. Chappelle.
02:01I want you to push, Dave.
02:07Excuse me.
02:13That is one funny-ass kid.
02:16Waka-waka.
02:24What are you going to name him?
02:25I'm going to call him Dave.
02:27Dave?
02:28Dave Chappelle.
02:29Watch your eye.
02:31He said his sight to be coming and would not be denied.
02:34Where you from?
02:36When you're leaving.
02:37Nice shirt.
02:38Does it come in your size?
02:39Do I come to your job and smack the broom out your hand?
02:42Something needs to happen with this comedy thing right now.
02:45Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and...
02:49Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.
02:53Eight miles.
02:54His skills took him to the top and allowed him to have sex with Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez,
03:00a bunch of the girls from the Big Pimpin' video, and Halle Berry.
03:04That was great having sex in the shower, Halle Berry.
03:08You drained my monster's balls.
03:11Oh, girl.
03:12Hold up.
03:13I'm getting a call.
03:13Be right back.
03:15Hello?
03:16Hey, Dave.
03:17It's Eddie Murphy.
03:18Richard Pryor.
03:19Oh, what's up, y'all?
03:20Hey, man.
03:21We were just talking about how much funnier you are to us.
03:24Oh, y'all crazy, man.
03:26Can you come have dinner with us, Dave?
03:28I mean, really, please?
03:29Could you have some dinner?
03:31Dinner tonight sounds great, Richard Pryor.
03:33Really?
03:33Ha!
03:34You gonna bring Halle?
03:35Because that's a fine bitch.
03:37Nah, son.
03:38That ain't no dinner thing.
03:40Call me later, man.
03:44Hey, Halle.
03:46How you getting home?
03:48And all the time, he kept it real.
03:51Did I tell y'all to sell drugs?
03:52Huh?
03:53No.
03:55Hove did that.
03:56So hopefully, none of y'all have to go through that.
03:59His amazing journey led him straight to the halls of power.
04:06Thanks for having me, Mr. Bush.
04:07I appreciate the invitation.
04:10Well, son, your huge heart, generosity, and courage have saved America.
04:17You're the champ.
04:19I know I am.
04:20I beat everybody I faced, and I'm still here.
04:24I'm still standing.
04:25I'm still strong.
04:27I'm great.
04:29Would you like to take a bath with my daughters?
04:32They could learn something from you, and I heard you have a 16-inch penis.
04:3718.
04:38Well, who's counting?
04:40Dave Chappelle, written and directed by Dave Chappelle.
04:45Yeah, give me one of them.
04:47Yes.
04:48Did I get that right?
04:49Yeah.
04:50No.
04:56True story.
04:58Hey, look, we're going to take a quick commercial break, and we'll be right back with more Chappelle
05:03Show.
05:15Welcome back, gang.
05:17Welcome back.
05:21Folks, in my ongoing effort to promote dialogue amongst the diversity of Americans, I have
05:28another segment I'd like to bring to you.
05:30A lot of you might have questions that you want to ask gay people, but you're afraid, again,
05:36because you're afraid to ask.
05:38So, I gave people an opportunity to ask those questions as well, and I got none other than
05:43Mario Cantone, known as the gay guy on Sex and the City.
05:50Matter of fact, he's just a gay guy in the city.
05:53But he's also a fantastic comedian.
05:56Please, ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Mario Cantone, and ask the gay dude.
06:07All right, I would like to know, when a gay guy is performing all over sex, is it better
06:13than a female?
06:15Better?
06:16How the fuck do I know?
06:17Next question!
06:21It's better!
06:23Hey, yo, I just got one question for you Fruity Pants out there.
06:26It's Bizarre Royale from Bloodline Records.
06:28I want to know, what is the rainbow about?
06:31What is the rainbow about?
06:33I'm not feeling the rainbow!
06:36I'm not feeling the rainbow!
06:38Get back at me about that!
06:41Fruity Pants.
06:42Let me tell you something.
06:43I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek and make you my Nelly.
06:47Did your guys?
06:49Like, guys are always, like, after every chick.
06:51So, since you're still a guy, but you like guys, that you'd be after every guy.
06:55So, do you want me?
06:57Now?
06:59Do you want this?
07:02You can't have this, but if you want, I want to know, do you want this?
07:06Oh, you tease.
07:09You big tease.
07:11Hold on one second.
07:24I got to tell you guys, man.
07:26My favorite TV show for the last few years has been The Real World.
07:31Maybe real life is just more interesting than fake life.
07:34I don't know what it is.
07:38But that show moves me.
07:41But the thing that makes me, like, mad about, not mad, but I just don't like this about The Real
07:45World.
07:45Every few years, they always put a black guy on there and try and make him look crazy.
07:51Like, he'll freak out, you know, but it's like, of course he's going to freak out.
07:55You put him around six of the craziest white people you can find, and then expect him to live a
08:00normal life.
08:00They would not like that if we made a show where we put one white guy around six of the
08:05craziest black people we could find worth it.
08:09Well, guess what?
08:10I got a show just like that.
08:15This is the true story of six motherfucking strangers being put in a motherfucking house.
08:21And that these motherfucking lives take.
08:24Find out what happens when people start being all polite and shit and start being real.
08:29Mad real.
08:30Mad real real.
08:32See, homeboy.
08:33Right?
08:34Aye.
08:35All right.
08:40When I first entered the house, um, you know, needless to say, I was a little surprised to meet the
08:46other roommates.
08:48Sorry.
09:02Hey, what's going on?
09:03My name is Chad.
09:14I don't really hang out with too many black people.
09:16Who ordered pizza?
09:18No, no, no.
09:19I'm your new roommate, right?
09:20You want a room?
09:21No.
09:23All the bands are so old.
09:25You have to run with Tyree.
09:35My name is Tyree.
09:36And yeah, I went to prison.
09:38I'm your roommate, Chad.
09:41Well, look at here, Chad.
09:42For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing.
09:47You sit down when you pee.
09:48You understand?
09:51That's right.
09:52Now get your fat ass on out of here, white boy.
09:55Night night?
09:56Keep your butthole tight.
10:02In the town with some cotton doctors.
10:06What's the square root of his apartment?
10:11He didn't know what he was getting himself into, you know?
10:21They gave us a job running the juice bar.
10:24All right, enjoy.
10:25Thanks a lot.
10:25I wasn't really crazy about the way some of the other roommates acted in the juice bar.
10:34Look at me and Marv, I'm making juice.
10:38I call this a Tron special.
10:42Booyah.
10:43This right here is a good shit.
10:46Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip it.
10:48It's better if I...
10:50Get out of my face, nigga.
10:51I'm making juice.
10:52All right?
10:53Fine, fine.
10:54You make your juice.
10:55I don't know.
11:00They didn't have much respect for the job.
11:03All right.
11:04All right.
11:07Hey, guys, you know, we're here to work, not play.
11:11You know, we can't have this conversation every day.
11:12Hey, what is your problem, man?
11:15Why you want to work so hard, huh?
11:17Damn, man.
11:18America want to see us live, man.
11:20Work.
11:20Look at me, America.
11:22Look how Tron is living.
11:25Oh, that's a tag.
11:27That's where that is.
11:28Yes.
11:29This is a place of business.
11:30Well, bring some juice back.
11:31Nigga, sell me some juice, bitch.
11:32I'm thirsty.
11:33Give me a silly blood, son.
11:35And a banana cognac, bitch.
11:37Come on, I'm a pickety-clack.
11:39I'm a pickety-clack.
11:41Pull these, nigga.
11:42Pull these.
11:43You can't.
11:44Come this way.
11:45This way.
11:45Come on, y'all.
11:47Get my money.
11:48Harry, get my money.
11:52My girlfriend, Katie, came in from Maine.
11:55It's so great to spend some quality time with her.
11:57Hi, my name is Katie.
11:59I know we're still young, but I get the feeling that Katie, you know, she might be the one.
12:12Tyree made me really uncomfortable, the way he was looking at me and Katie.
12:17Something in his eyes that kind of scared me, you know, and it wasn't appropriate.
12:33And then there was that one night in my room.
12:49Say, nigga, put your ass up.
12:51I need that bed.
12:52I got company.
12:52My man Lysol fresh out the joint.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Hello, Lysol.
12:57What's up?
12:57No problem, Tyree.
13:00Come on, Katie, let's go.
13:01No, nah, nah, son.
13:03Oh, she could stay.
13:04You know what, Chad?
13:05I'm going to stay here.
13:07Lysol and Tyree, they're just genuinely nice guys.
13:10What you waiting for, man?
13:11Get your fat ass out of here before I cut some bacon off your back.
13:16We stopped.
13:18What's up?
13:19Yeah, we're going to send that back to the joints.
13:21You know how we living out here.
13:22You know what I mean?
13:24I saw Katie with Tyree and Lysol, and I worked my way through it.
13:33Do your thing there, doggy.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Okay.
13:37Hey, that's got dope.
13:38You hold it down.
13:39I'm trying to make love over here.
13:43The Pell Show will be right back with more mad real world.
13:46Catch.
13:49Look at it.
13:51Turn on your TV.
13:53What you going to see?
13:54And now, more mad real world.
13:57It's good to be alone for a minute in the confession room.
14:07I remember that we were all joking around, and Tron got me in a sleeper hold.
14:26I don't think he meant to hurt me, but I'll be honest, I don't remember a whole lot after
14:32that.
14:41We're going to take Chad upstairs, you know what I'm saying, and tuck him in.
14:46Oh, okay.
14:47That's nice.
14:47Yeah.
14:49Be careful if you get a sleeper hold, because the next day, your anus will really hurt.
15:02You know, I'll admit it, when my dad came by, I was a little bit concerned.
15:06Hey, guys, I'd like to introduce you all to my dad.
15:11I brought some brownies.
15:13You got weed in them?
15:15No.
15:17I feel bad for that white boy, but his daddy shouldn't have looked at her like that, so,
15:22you know.
15:22Because I don't like how you looked at me.
15:24Why you got to look at me like that?
15:25Sandra, I apologize.
15:26I don't know how I'm looking at you.
15:28Like that.
15:28Like what?
15:29I don't look.
15:30Look, you're doing it.
15:31I'll look over here.
15:32Don't look at me.
15:33You don't know how to talk to people.
15:34Why you got to be looking at me, white man?
15:36I'm not looking at anyone.
15:37If someone could...
15:44I've been stabbed.
15:46Sandra, I've been stabbed.
15:47I don't know what I did.
15:50You came to the house with six wild niggas.
15:52Because that's what you did.
15:54I'm bleeding.
15:55Hey, guys, what's going on out there?
16:17I said, look.
16:20It's not!
16:20No!
16:23What is wrong with you people?
16:27Can't you be quiet for one night?
16:30It's 1.30 in the morning, and I have to get up early to go to work.
16:36Damn it!
16:38Oh, this white boy is tripping.
16:40You people? What the hell you mean, you people?
16:44I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all.
16:46Mm-hmm.
16:47Alright.
16:54Yeah, yeah.
16:55The reason why we call our this house meeting is because we just don't feel safe with you in the
16:59house anymore, Terry.
17:00Are you serious?
17:02I don't feel safe.
17:04We kind of thought you should leave, man.
17:06Dad.
17:07I should leave.
17:10Tyree, you stabbed my dad.
17:13And you had sex with Katie.
17:15Wait a minute.
17:16You got that all wrong.
17:18I ain't have sex with Katie.
17:21Lysaw had sex with Katie.
17:23I just filmed it.
17:25Hey, Tyree.
17:27You had sex with me, too.
17:29Correct.
17:30I had sex with Katie.
17:32And now you want me to leave.
17:35I mean, really, man.
17:36We could just fuck you up.
17:39But you know we try to be, you know, convenient about this.
17:42But worst come to worst, we reserve the right to fuck you up.
17:46Fuck you up.
17:49Fine.
17:51I guess I'll go.
17:56Hey, Tyree.
17:59I had sex with Katie, too, huh?
18:03I heard he had some big-ass pit hairs.
18:08You're out of here again.
18:09You're out of here again.
18:09You're out of here again.
18:21You're out of here again.
18:48And we'll be right back, with more Chappelle Shaw.
18:51How about that?
18:56The greatest show.
19:00Now here to reenact one of my favorite real world moments.
19:03Make some noise for my man, David Broom, from the New Orleans cast.
19:12What's up, maestro?
19:16Take me there, son.
19:20Take me there.
19:23Oh, that's so ball.
19:26You mind if I sing a little bit over there?
19:30Hold on, yeah, you set them up nice.
19:31I'm going to come in.
19:32I'm going to come in and watch how I do it.
19:35Squee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-dee.
19:39Squee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-ba.
19:43Squee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-dee.
19:45Squee-dee.
19:47Sweet-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo.
19:50Squee-dee-dee-dee.
19:53Squee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
19:58Swee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
19:58Ow.
20:03Oh.
20:04Oh, that's right.
20:04Sweet.
20:06Ah, he loves me.
20:07Come on, be my baby tonight.
20:09No, that's fast.
20:11Come on, be my baby tonight
20:15I've seen the way you've treated other thugs you've been with
20:19She treat them bad, don't she?
20:20Come on, be my baby tonight
20:21She treat them thugs bad
20:23Come on, be my baby tonight
20:27Come on, be my baby tonight
20:30Come on, you rotten bitch, be my baby
20:32Come on, be my baby tonight
20:39I would like to thank David Broom
20:40I would like to thank you at home and you here in the studio
20:43God bless you all
20:45And I'll see you next week
20:46I'm out
20:53I'm rich, biatch
20:55Hi, thank you
21:02What you doing, girl?
21:04Huh?
21:05What you mean, what am I talking about, girl?
21:06You know what I'm talking about
21:08Come over here so I can stick my chocolate in your peanut butter
21:14What?
21:16Oh, I'm sorry
21:17No, no, pardon me, miss
21:18I understand, I didn't know it was an emergency
21:21Bitch, stop shouting at me
21:22I didn't know it was an emergency
21:23I'm sorry
21:24All right
21:25Change your mother
21:27She said something wrong with your grandmother
21:28She did, sir
21:29My fault
21:31Bitch
21:31Bitch
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