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Oops, I Dialed It Again
Nikki starts admiring and complimenting with the customers at the Khaki Barn so she can earn more money to buy Jonesy new skates, but when she accidentally calls Jonesy on one of the new cell phones Caitlin gave all of them, he overhears her flirting with one of the customers and thinks she's cheating on him. Meanwhile, Jen gets stuck in a question booth, and Wyatt lets the gang endlessly prank him so he can finish his new album.
Nikki starts admiring and complimenting with the customers at the Khaki Barn so she can earn more money to buy Jonesy new skates, but when she accidentally calls Jonesy on one of the new cell phones Caitlin gave all of them, he overhears her flirting with one of the customers and thinks she's cheating on him. Meanwhile, Jen gets stuck in a question booth, and Wyatt lets the gang endlessly prank him so he can finish his new album.
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00:14What are these for?
00:16My dad's company is testing out this new cell phone they designed, so we each get one.
00:20I programmed our numbers into them already.
00:24I don't know, it's kind of...
00:26Free!
00:27No way!
00:28Right on!
00:29Cool!
00:30One month of free calls.
00:32As much time on the phone as you want.
00:35Well, someone is paying for it, and I'm sure your dad expects us to be responsible.
00:40Hello, I'm Jude.
00:42You don't know me, but we can change that, and it won't cost me a thing.
00:47I was born as a small child.
00:50Hello?
00:52Huh, who knew they were so rude in Sweden?
00:56Sweden?
00:56Jude!
01:00Jonesy's been complaining about his hockey skates falling apart, so I'm saving up to buy him a new pair.
01:05Got any ideas?
01:06What's the occasion?
01:07No occasion, just a gift.
01:09Nikki, you can't do that!
01:11Boys buy us gifts for no reason.
01:14Not the other way around.
01:15Uh, you lost me.
01:16Duh!
01:17It's Boy Girl 101.
01:19Men are the hunters, women get presents.
01:23Oops!
01:26I could use my employee discount.
01:28That would save you some money on the skates.
01:29Oh, that's awesome!
01:31Thanks, Jen.
01:31And you could probably double your wages with commissions if you were a little nicer to customers.
01:36Uh, there are limits, okay?
01:37Even for Jonesy.
01:39Caitlin's an expert on sucking up.
01:41She can help.
01:42Absolutely.
01:45Congratulations!
01:58Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
02:20You look like a snot walrus.
02:23Oh.
02:28Saving a child falling from the sky is worth much more than any one man's pride.
02:39Wow. All I can say is wow.
02:42I can't believe you wrote a song about yesterday and didn't use snot walrus.
02:48Agreed.
02:48I think it's the best song you've ever written. You should be really proud of yourself, Wyatt.
02:53I kind of am. I mean, when I got home, the song just poured out of me.
02:57Was it from your nostrils?
03:00Snot walrus!
03:01It was like being humiliated caused this surge of creativity.
03:06Maybe we should publicly disgrace you on purpose from now on.
03:09Hey, that's a great idea.
03:10Uh, that was me.
03:12Kidding?
03:13I'm not. The band has short a few songs for a new demo. You'd be helping our career. Come on,
03:19please.
03:19I've never needed an excuse to humiliate you. I'm in.
03:23Okay.
03:24All right.
03:27Fine. But only for the good of the band.
03:30Excellent. Come and get me.
03:35Jude, why are you calling me?
03:36I'm not. Must be a bum call.
03:39Bum call? You know, when your bum accidentally speed dials someone. Bum call.
03:44Ew. I don't want to talk to anyone's bum.
03:47Why? I got a nice bum.
03:49Focus, people. What are we going to do to humiliate Wyatt?
03:58Hi. Do you have a moment to make the world a better place?
04:02Sorry, but I'm late for work.
04:03That's okay. I'll just check the I don't care box.
04:08I didn't say I don't care. I said I was late for work.
04:11It'll only take a minute. And it's to help the world.
04:15Okay. If it's to help the world, I...
04:18Ah!
04:26Hello. What is your name?
04:29Uh, Jennifer Masterson.
04:31Hello, Jennifer. Let's begin.
04:34Question one. How old are you?
04:36I'm 16.
04:38You're a very smart girl, Jennifer.
04:40Oh. I do get straight A's.
04:43But how is sitting here answering questions going to help the world?
04:46Question number two. For the very smart girl.
04:50Oh.
04:56You wanted help?
04:58Well, here's your chance.
05:00Go earn some commission for Jonesy's skates.
05:03Hi. Welcome to the khaki barn.
05:05I'm Nikki. How can I help you?
05:08Is Nikki actually trying to sell something?
05:12I'm looking for a top exactly like this.
05:15But not this top.
05:16And I want it in pink with long sleeves and a cow neck.
05:20So exactly like this, but completely different?
05:24Uh, okay.
05:26Um, maybe, um, let me just have...
05:30Oh, forget it. Talk to one of them.
05:32Nikki, you almost had them.
05:34That was commission impossible.
05:41Hey, Nikki, what's up?
05:43This feels wrong. It's just not me.
05:45What? Something feels wrong?
05:46What feels wrong?
05:48Hello? Nikki?
05:49Talk to me.
05:56Huh?
05:59Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
06:02Wyatt started his musical career at an early age, when he was younger.
06:10Oh, this can't be happening.
06:13Sadly, most of the world will never hear the first song Wyatt wrote.
06:17But those of you here today will.
06:20What? No.
06:21It's called, I Love You, Mommy.
06:24Hit it.
06:26I'm brushing and flossing.
06:28Look both ways when crossing.
06:31My room is clean.
06:33I'm never mean.
06:35My homework is done because I love my mom.
06:43I don't recall ordering dinner in a floor show.
06:46Move along, maggots.
06:52And you, sicko.
06:54I heard you tried to cover a child in boogers.
06:58I caught the baby, see?
07:00But then I sneezed and...
07:01Save it.
07:02Just know that I am watching you.
07:05Question 97.
07:06If you had to always wear a hat, or never wear a hat, which would it be?
07:12Okay.
07:13How is your knowing whether I wear a hat going to help the world?
07:16Invalid.
07:17No hat.
07:18Never wear a hat.
07:19Can I go now?
07:20Coach is going to kill me.
07:21Question 98.
07:24Oh.
07:25Bad shopper.
07:26Bad.
07:27Nikki, customers want a sales girl that's sweet and really pretty.
07:31Oh, I know.
07:32Pretend you're me.
07:33No, never going to happen.
07:35You want to make extra commission for Jonesy or not?
07:37Fine.
07:38I'll practice being you on the next person who walks through.
07:42Remember, you're me.
07:44Good luck.
07:46Hi, I'm Nikki, and I totally know what you would look great in.
07:50I'm not sure these are really me.
07:52Don't think.
07:53Just trust.
07:54These are kind of small.
07:56Do you have a bigger size?
08:00Hello?
08:00Just take those pants off, and I'll help you out.
08:03What?
08:04I'll try anything you throw my way, beautiful.
08:07Oh, you big flirt.
08:10Nikki?
08:10What's going on?
08:12Can you hear me?
08:13What do you think of these babies?
08:14Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet.
08:18Nikki's cheating on me?
08:20That can't be.
08:22Can it?
08:27I'm almost finished my next song, Little Mama's Boy Blues.
08:31Seriously?
08:32We should end this now.
08:33You can't.
08:33I'm just two songs away from finishing the new demo CD.
08:36Ugh.
08:37Are you okay, Jonesy?
08:39Everything is sweet, sweet, sweet.
08:42Okay.
08:43Well, I gotta get to work.
08:46Yeah, me too.
08:49Jonesy, have you got any ideas on what to do to Wyatt next?
08:52Sure!
08:52Why don't you just get Nikki to help him out of his pants?
09:02Welcome to the khaki barn.
09:04Have a khaki day.
09:05Hi, Nikki.
09:06Hey, what's up?
09:11Hello, Nikki.
09:13Caitlin, flirting is really paying off.
09:15This plan is really coming together.
09:17I'm so happy for you, Nikki.
09:20Plan?
09:21What plan?
09:24What now?
09:25Jonesy, are you happy in your current relationship?
09:27Oh, sure.
09:28Nikki's hitting on every guy in the mall.
09:30Who wouldn't be happy about that?
09:32What are you talking about?
09:33Hang up your phone.
09:35Who was that?
09:36Oh, just some stupid computer questionnaire I started.
09:39Jonesy?
09:40Did you cut off my call?
09:42Are you happy in your current relationship?
09:45Oh, I keep telling you I'm not in a relationship.
10:03No.
10:04Seriously.
10:05This week's struggling.
10:06This is for you.
10:08Good dude.
10:09Ah, get off.
10:11Oh, come on.
10:12No.
10:13I beg you.
10:15Dude.
10:18Are those Wyatt's clothes?
10:20Uh-huh.
10:21Oh, this is going to be so good.
10:27Okay.
10:28You just have to make it to work.
10:30You've got clothes there.
10:31You can do this.
10:32Go.
10:33Hey.
10:37Oh, Marlo.
10:39Hey.
11:03I've almost made it
11:09I'll just get in the cart
11:15Your parents are on their way to pick you up
11:17Maybe you should call one of your scumbag friends
11:21And get them to bring you some clothes
11:25At least the cell phone fit in there
11:28I'll just call my scumbag friends now
11:32What's up?
11:32Hey, Nikki
11:36I think this would win anyone's heart, don't you?
11:39No man could resist such a cute dress
11:43Nikki is cheating on me
11:46And in a sundress
11:49Don't do this! Nikki, please!
11:52Don't worry, Wyatt
11:53You're bound to get a great song out of it
11:59I'm sure your parents will find you to be the Belle of the Ball
12:09Okay, Operation Humiliate Wyatt
12:13Take 36
12:15Ready!
12:16In order to help Wyatt write another good song
12:18I'm going to lure him to the fountain at exactly 1.15
12:21The height of the lunch crowd
12:22Then you push Wyatt into the fountain
12:24People will laugh
12:26Wyatt will be humiliated
12:28Band gets great song
12:29Hear you loud and clear, brah
12:32Which one am I again?
12:35This!
12:35This is you!
12:36This blue stick figure!
12:38Same as the first 35 times!
12:40I see!
12:42Now, where's my hat?
12:44Can I wear my hat when we do this?
12:50Okay! Catch you later, brah!
12:55Walk a mile in a dress
12:57To know how she feels
12:59To really know pain
13:01You got to wear heels
13:03A woman is a woman
13:05And a man is a...
13:06Nikki is cheating on me!
13:08What? You're crazy!
13:09Not Nikki!
13:11That's what I thought!
13:12But she keeps bum-calling me
13:13And I've heard these things!
13:14I'm sure it's just a simple misunder...
13:17Wait!
13:18Before you go?
13:19Oh, right!
13:24Thanks!
13:28Shouldn't you be working?
13:29Could I ask you the same thing?
13:31Good point!
13:33Hey, Nikki!
13:34Hey, Jen!
13:35I almost have the money for Jonesy Skates
13:37You can pick them up later
13:38Now, name three cheeses
13:40Why?
13:41Because I'm stuck in a questionnaire booth
13:42And I can't leave until I answer all the questions
13:44Aren't you supposed to be at work?
13:46Nick!
13:46Three cheeses!
13:48Cheddar, brie, and mozzarella
13:49Thanks!
13:51I can pick up the skates later today
13:53That sure is a great gift!
13:57Hello?
13:58When are you going to give it to Jonesy?
14:00This weekend, I guess?
14:01And he has no idea?
14:03Nah, it's a total surprise
14:05Out with the old
14:06And in with the new
14:07I wish I could see the look on his face
14:10Oh, he might even cry
14:13Yeah
14:14Oh!
14:15I can't believe Nikki's really gonna dump me
14:18Again!
14:19And Caitlyn wants to see me cry!
14:24I'm not gonna let this happen!
14:25You hear?
14:26I'm gonna find this sweet, sweet, sweet guy
14:29And tell him that he can't have Nikki
14:31She's mine!
14:32Oh, dear
14:36Plus, she can't dump you!
14:38You know why, Jonesy?
14:39Do you know why?
14:41Hey, Jonesy!
14:42Because you're the hottest person in this mall
14:44Oh!
14:45Thanks for noticing
14:47People look up to you
14:48People want to be you
14:50Gosh, that's so nice!
14:52Just look at your body
14:55Um...
14:56Sexy
14:56No?
14:58Super sexy!
14:59Okay, seriously
15:00No one is more desirable than you
15:02What about Nikki?
15:04Whatever!
15:05You're the hottest!
15:06Listen, Jonesy
15:07I'm really not comfortable with this
15:09And I'm hanging up now
15:10Goodbye!
15:15Jonesy?
15:16Jonesy, are you there?
15:18Me?
15:19Yes, you dummy
15:20Oh, so now you're calling me
15:22What are you doing tonight?
15:23Don't know, why?
15:24I mean, why?
15:25Can we meet up?
15:26We really need to talk
15:27Oh, here it goes
15:28I mean, not tonight
15:29I got a thingy
15:30Actually, this whole weekend looks bad
15:32Bad
15:32Are you okay?
15:34Ms. Anne
15:35Stand here
15:37Bye!
15:42Question 680
15:43How many boys have you kissed?
15:46Why would you need to know that?
15:48Invalid
15:49Forget helping the world
15:50Someone has to help me
15:54Caitlin, I need your help
15:56Jonesy hit on me
15:58What?
15:58Who hit on you?
15:59Jonesy!
16:00Oh, this is bad
16:01I'm on my way
16:02We're not finished yet
16:04You don't understand
16:07I have to go
16:08Question 681
16:11Look, my friend needs me
16:13And if you think any of this can help the world
16:14You're mistaken
16:15I do not make mistakes
16:18Yes, you do
16:19What was the first question you asked me?
16:21How old are you?
16:23Wrong
16:23You asked me my name
16:25How old are you was question 2
16:26But you called it question 1
16:28I don't
16:29I don't
16:31Mistake
16:32Mistake
16:33Question 1 is really question 2
16:35And question 2 is really question 3
16:36All of them were mistakes
16:38Ha!
16:39Hissah!
16:39Stakes
16:39Stakes
16:40Stakes
16:40Stakes
16:40Stakes
16:40Stakes
16:40Stakes
16:41Stakes
16:41Stakes
16:41Stakes
16:41Stakes
16:49Stakes
16:49Thanks to your little stunt
16:52I've added a new rule to my book
16:55Okay
16:57Rule 45
16:59Paragraph 9
17:00Subheading
17:01Underpants
17:02Anyone caught exposing themselves in the mall
17:04Is automatically banned for life
17:06Banned
17:07For
17:08Life
17:09You've been warned
17:15Ugh
17:15That Jonesy makes me sick
17:17I know
17:18I mean
17:19Am I charming?
17:21Yes
17:22Pretty?
17:22Of course
17:23But none of that makes it right
17:25You have to say something to Nikki
17:27Before she gives him these skates
17:29I know
17:31Hello?
17:33Okay Wyatt
17:34Bye
17:36What did Wyatt want?
17:37We aren't allowed to strip him anymore
17:39You miss so much when you try to make the world a better place
17:44Then Ron said that I'll get kicked out of the mall for life if I show up in my underwear
17:48again
17:48Jude is the only one that doesn't know
17:50So if you see him, tell him
17:52Sure, whatever
17:53You still haven't talked to Nikki, have you?
17:56It's worse than I thought, dude
17:58I heard her and Caitlin talking about it
18:00Nikki's gonna dump me this weekend
18:02Wow, no
18:03My only hope is finding this new guy and getting him to back off
18:08Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet
18:11Wait
18:12I know that voice
18:15What gives you the right to steal my girlfriend?
18:18You stay away from my Nikki
18:22Who's Nikki?
18:23Ow
18:24Jonesy, have you gone mad?
18:26This guy?
18:27Why him?
18:28I never would have cheated on you, Nikki
18:30What?
18:30Never would have cheated?
18:32Really, Jonesy
18:33Then why did you hit on Caitlin?
18:35What?
18:36Ow, ow, wait
18:38There's been a mistake
18:39Why would you even say that?
18:41Don't play innocent with me
18:42You make me sick, Jonesy
18:52That's it
18:53Naked guy
18:54You are out of the mall
18:56For life
19:00Oops
19:08When Caitlin told me what you said
19:10I should have guessed you were complimenting yourself
19:13And I should have trusted you more, Nikki
19:15I'm sorry I freaked out
19:17It was fun to see you all jealous like that
19:20I should bum call you more often
19:21No, no, no
19:22Everyone hand in your phones
19:24These are going back with a very bad review
19:28Hey, you know that questionnaire booth
19:30You got trapped in?
19:31It was run by a teen marketing firm
19:33So they were just using me to find out about the latest teen trends?
19:38Ooh
19:38I feel so used
19:41It's got an out of order sign on it
19:43What'd you do to it?
19:46Turns out it was really good at asking questions
19:48Just not so great at answering them
19:50Dude, I'm just glad I didn't get you kicked out of the mall
19:54Well, you did get me kicked out
19:55You showed them all his butt, but I saved it
19:59How'd you swing that?
20:00The Jones Meisters got a few tricks up his sleeve
20:03Back when I worked for Ron
20:05I found a videotape of him
20:08Really?
20:09What was on it?
20:11We promised we would never talk about it
20:13Part of the deal
20:14Aww
20:15But I never promised not to sing about it
20:19The man's washroom was full
20:22And Ron couldn't wait his turn
20:25Got caught peeing in the ladies
20:28And baby, he got burned
20:34Nice
20:35Nice
20:35What's wrong with you think of this story?
20:36It's a copy of the א
20:36Woo
20:36Peel
20:36As inرةpe of the deal
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