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A Crime of Fashion
Tricia frames Caitlin for stealing clothes from Albatross & Finch. Meanwhile, Jude sees a mannequin in a display window, which looks just like him wearing formal wear but soon finds out that another store uses his image for a mannequin in a thong. Plus, Jonesy tries to get a date with a beautiful French exchange student working at an ice cream shop. But after Jen's older sister, Courtney, drops off his brother, he embarrasses him in front of her.
Tricia frames Caitlin for stealing clothes from Albatross & Finch. Meanwhile, Jude sees a mannequin in a display window, which looks just like him wearing formal wear but soon finds out that another store uses his image for a mannequin in a thong. Plus, Jonesy tries to get a date with a beautiful French exchange student working at an ice cream shop. But after Jen's older sister, Courtney, drops off his brother, he embarrasses him in front of her.
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00:00Time's less!
00:12Jay, look at this halter. It's so cute!
00:16I have to try it on.
00:17I thought you said we were just window shopping.
00:20We are. You see it in the window, and then you try it on.
00:24Okay, and you have to try this.
00:28Cute.
00:30All right.
00:32Come on!
00:34You so don't need another top.
00:36Oh, yes, I do.
00:38You know my favorite crop tea, the one with the ruffled sleeves?
00:41Uh-huh.
00:42Roo-int.
00:43I was closing the big squeeze last night, and I just met up with a hottie Ryan from Taj Mahone
00:48video.
00:48When Trisha showed up, and accidentally, on purpose, spilled her milkshake all down my top!
00:54No way.
00:56She is so mean!
00:58I know, right?
00:59I love this top.
01:02Cute.
01:04So I go up to the washroom to get cleaned up, and when I come back, Trisha's taken off with
01:09Ryan!
01:10Shut up! I can't believe Ryan would even go for her!
01:14Maybe he just likes mean girls.
01:16Whatever. So, what about the top?
01:20It's perfect.
01:23How much is it?
01:2550 bucks?
01:26Ah! I am not letting you blow 50 bucks on a shred of fabric covered in shiny plastic bits.
01:32They're glass beads!
01:34And look! It even comes with this cute little matching keychain!
01:38For that price, it should come with a matching skirt.
01:41I know. I can't afford it. Can I at least take the little tag thingy? As a memory?
01:47No!
01:49Why not?
01:50Let's see.
01:51Because it's stealing?
01:53It's just part of the price tag. It's free!
01:57With the top!
01:59Okay.
02:00So what did you say to Trisha?
02:03Nothing. She's too selfish to care if she hurts someone's feelings anyway. So what's the point?
02:08I can't believe Gwen and Mandy are still friends with her.
02:11I know. I'm just so glad I'm not.
02:14Come on. Let's grab some Cinnabuds.
02:25Okay. So what's the big news?
02:27Oh, let me guess. You've got a new job.
02:29Not just any job. The sweetest job in the mall.
02:32You're looking at the newest employee at the soda hop.
02:35What's so great about that? Other than the fact that the clones don't work there.
02:39Ow! I think working at the ice cream parlor sounds like fun.
02:42You know what they sell there.
02:45Ice cream?
02:46Exactly.
02:48That's not all there is, dudes. There's Amelie.
02:52Is that a new flavor?
02:54Amelie's that hot new exchange student.
02:56You mean Amelie the French chick?
02:58Yup.
02:59Dude, she must be like the hottest girl in all of France.
03:03And I'm gonna score a date with her.
03:05Look! There she is!
03:10She's hot.
03:13Eh, I've seen better.
03:15What are you doing here?
03:17Unfortunately, he's with me.
03:19What is your dad getting back from his trip?
03:22Um... Hey! That was my breakfast!
03:25Want it back?
03:26Ugh!
03:28Gross!
03:29Doesn't matter. I'll be eating ice cream with Amelie very soon.
03:33Hey! Not so fast. It's your turn to babysit, big brother.
03:37I can't! I've got my first day on the job.
03:39Well, I've had it with him.
03:41Last night, he tied every pair of my underwear together and strung them up over the hydro pole.
03:45Ah! My tampons!
03:47Robbie, put those away right now!
03:52Ew!
03:54Suddenly, I am so glad I'm an only child.
03:57He's a nightmare!
03:58And until your dad gets back from his trip, he's all yours.
04:02I'll take him.
04:03You want to babysit?
04:05No, but he'll drive the clones crazy.
04:08Excellent!
04:09Yes!
04:09Bye, Caitlyn!
04:10I'm gone. Later!
04:11Bye!
04:14Ow! Darn it!
04:16Caitlyn!
04:19Tricia!
04:21Hi!
04:22I just wanted to apologize for yesterday.
04:25I felt so bad about spilling that milkshake on you.
04:29I can be such a klutz.
04:32Okay.
04:34And then I took off with Ryan, and I had no idea you were into him until Gwen told me.
04:39You must have thought I was so mean.
04:41Oh, no. I don't think you're mean.
04:45You know, we never do anything together anymore.
04:47Let's go shopping together like we used to.
04:50What about Gwen and Mandy?
04:52But they're just not as much fun to shop with.
04:55So you want to go?
04:58I've got a 20% off card at Albatross and Finch.
05:02Are you kidding? I'd love to!
05:05Thought you would. See you at noon. Bye!
05:09Bye!
05:13You dig down, turn your wrist, and voila! The perfect scoop!
05:22Amazing, Emily! The passion you exude when you scoop!
05:26Dude! Excuse me! It's alright! We are with the ice cream scoop first!
05:33Dig the hairnet, dude!
05:36Yeah, yeah!
05:38How come Emily doesn't have to wear one?
05:41Look at her. Would you make her wear a hairnet?
05:43What?
05:45So what'll it be?
05:48French, vanilla...
05:50But you've gotta eat and run. I'm trying for alone time with Emily.
05:55Good luck with that.
05:56Sorry that took so long. That flavor was really hard to scoop up.
06:00Whoa!
06:02Whoa!
06:05That's it for me. I don't care how cute the French chick is, I can't eat anymore.
06:10Later, Jude.
06:11Later, dude!
06:12Huh?
06:15Whoa!
06:17Dude!
06:20Huh?
06:30Whoa!
06:32Dude!
06:36What are you doing?
06:37Check it out!
06:39Whoa!
06:41I know! Isn't it awesome?
06:44I'd forgotten how great you are to shop with, Trisha!
06:51Hi! You've reached the Cracky Barn where butt cracks are our specialty!
06:57Have a cracky day!
07:02The Cracky Barn!
07:16Oh my gosh! Can't you just smell the style? Come on!
07:26Katelyn! This top would be perfect on you!
07:30I know! I love it! I tried it on this morning, but it's just way too expensive!
07:37These camis are on sale!
07:43So, do you wanna try anything on?
07:45No, I already forgot I have everything from here already.
07:49Wanna check out Huntington's?
07:50Okay!
07:54Huh?
07:55Show me your bag, please.
07:57Um, sure. Here you go.
07:59They probably forgot to take the tag off the last door.
08:08You stole this top.
08:10I can't believe you'd do something like that, Katelyn!
08:13I didn't!
08:14I-I don't know how it got there!
08:16I swear I-
08:19I came as soon as I could.
08:21Receive the call for a code 1345-9-er.
08:25Where's the perp?
08:27But I'm not a perp!
08:29Honest!
08:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:36So...
08:37We're finally alone.
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:41So you wanna go out with me?
08:43How do I put this in English?
08:46No.
08:47Huh?
08:48Ah!
08:50I-I-!
08:51Did you just say, no?
08:53Yes.
08:55Why? I'm like the most eligible guy in the mall.
08:58I heard you ran through Grind Me naked.
09:01That wasn't me.
09:02Okay, it was, but I can explain.
09:05It wasn't me.
09:06You've got the wrong girl.
09:08I'm a good girl.
09:10Ask anyone.
09:11I'm a good guy. Ask anyone.
09:14Okay, maybe not anyone.
09:16Please?
09:17No.
09:18Please?
09:19No.
09:21I can't believe they accused me of shoplifting.
09:26Neither can we.
09:28It's not funny, Jonesy. It was awful.
09:31Ron wouldn't let me go until they took mug shots.
09:35And my parents had to bail me out.
09:37That sucks.
09:39At least we all know you didn't do it.
09:41Right, guys?
09:41Right.
09:42Right on.
09:43Right.
09:45Jen?
09:46Right.
09:47I know you'd never do anything like that.
09:49I mean, I don't think you would.
09:52What do you mean you don't think?
09:54Well, it was that halter you love so much.
09:57And you were gonna take the keychain.
10:00That was just the tag.
10:02I'd never steal a whole top.
10:04But then how did it end up in your bag?
10:06I don't know.
10:08I just know I didn't take it.
10:11I believe you.
10:12Whatever happens, we're here for you.
10:14All of us.
10:16Thanks.
10:17I've gotta run.
10:18I promised my mom I'd help her pick out a gift.
10:19Ha, loser.
10:21You always get stuck with the lame-o parental crap.
10:23Hey, I got off easy.
10:25Courtney got stuck babysitting your rotten little brother tonight.
10:28Besides, sounds like you're the loser.
10:31I heard all about Emily.
10:34Yeah, she shot me down, but that doesn't mean she won't go out with me.
10:38Funny.
10:39I thought that's exactly what it meant.
10:41I'll wear her down.
10:42No woman can resist the Jonesy charm forever.
10:45Hey, by the way, did you guys see?
10:49They made a mannequin of me in the window of tarted-up formal wear.
10:53It's true.
10:54It's a dead ringer.
10:56Nice, dude.
10:57You know what they say about imitation.
10:59No, what?
11:00I don't know, but it's something good.
11:02Well, I definitely look hot in a tux.
11:05I think I'm gonna go stare at me.
11:09Later.
11:09Gotta bounce.
11:10And I'm gonna go visit Emily.
11:12See ya.
11:12Bye.
11:13Bye.
11:14Don't worry, Kate.
11:15We'll figure this out.
11:16We just need to walk through what happened.
11:19Okay, so Trisha and I were at Albatross, and I...
11:22Wait a minute.
11:23You were with Trisha?
11:26It was Trisha!
11:33Okay, if we're gonna prove your innocence, we need the Albatross and Finch security tape.
11:39That's impossible.
11:41Ron said he won't pull the tape since I was caught red-handed.
11:44And I've been banned from the store.
11:47No sweat.
11:47I'll distract the staff while you grab the tape.
11:50It's not like they pay attention to the customers anyway, right?
11:52Right.
11:58Want to go out with me?
11:59No.
12:00Want to go out with me?
12:01No.
12:02Want to go out with me?
12:04No.
12:06Want to go out with me?
12:09Fine.
12:10Want to go...
12:10Wait.
12:11Fine?
12:11You mean you will?
12:12Yes!
12:13I knew I'd break you down eventually.
12:16Ha ha!
12:17Hmm.
12:18Let's see.
12:24Operation Big Bird is a go.
12:27Great.
12:28Yeah, I just thought you should know that a way cooler store called, um, uh, Snobby-ness has just opened
12:36down the hall.
12:38You've got a good ten minutes.
12:40Perfect.
12:44Caitlin, what's taking so long?
12:46I can't find yesterday's tape.
12:48Well, get out.
12:49You've got to hur-
12:50Hi!
12:52We looked, and there are no stores that are cooler than ours in this entire mall.
12:57Ha ha!
12:58Well, then, uh, don't you feel better knowing that now?
13:02Um, yeah, so, like, I heard you just-
13:05What is she doing here?
13:08Am I an albatross in Finch?
13:11I so thought this was the Stereo Shack.
13:22I look so hot.
13:27Ha ha!
13:28Hey!
13:28You're the guy from the store window!
13:30Yes.
13:31Yes, I am.
13:32What are you all proud about?
13:34You're just like a weirdo.
13:39What are you talking about, little dudes?
13:46Oh, no!
13:49Not a banana, Hammock!
13:52Hammock!
13:53I can't believe you got thrown in the slammer again.
13:56I know!
13:58Thanks for bailing me out, guys.
14:00I just couldn't call my parents again.
14:03Sorry.
14:04I guess maybe that wasn't the best plan after all.
14:07Duh.
14:08Hey, can we talk about something important for a sec?
14:10I've got a date with Emily the French chick tonight, and it's got to be perfect.
14:14Finally harassed the poor girl into going out with you, huh?
14:17Just don't bring her back to the house.
14:19I've got to study tonight.
14:20The house!
14:21That's awesome!
14:22My dad's out of town.
14:24Your mom will be out.
14:25Perfect babe pad conditions.
14:27Ugh, Jonesy, don't make me sick.
14:30I'll take Emily out for a nice dinner, and then back to the love nest for dessert.
14:35Ew.
14:36See you guys later.
14:37Bye.
14:39Okay, so how do we get our hands on that security tape?
14:42We're not going to, Nikki.
14:43I told you, I'm not allowed in that store.
14:46Ever.
14:47How about when they're closed?
14:49I don't like the sound of this.
14:51I don't like the sound of this.
14:52They've got a super high-tech security system.
14:56Help me, Darth.
14:57You're my only hope.
14:59What's in it for me?
15:00The knowledge that you helped me?
15:03Darth, you should do it.
15:04When Had Solo showed up at Cloud City on Bespin, Lando Calrissian helped him out.
15:09Yes, but then Lando betrayed them by handing Leia and Chewbacca over to Lord Vader.
15:16True, but ultimately, Lando redeems himself by freeing them, saving Skywalker, and joining
15:22the Rebel Alliance.
15:23You're right.
15:24I'll do it.
15:25Oh, thank you, Darth.
15:33You think I don't see what's going on?
15:36Nothing gets past me.
15:38Nothing.
15:43So, you almost ready to go?
15:46Just have to run to the washroom.
15:48Mm-hmm.
15:50Ah!
15:50What are you doing here?
15:51My plans have changed, and so, therefore, have yours.
15:55Take your brother.
15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
15:57I've got a date!
15:58So do I.
15:59See you later.
16:01Ah!
16:02Who are you?
16:04Robbie.
16:04He's my brother.
16:06My stupid stepsister just dropped him off.
16:08So, bring him along.
16:10Your brother seems cute.
16:14Do not do anything.
16:16Do not say anything.
16:18Got it?
16:18I know where you live.
16:25I can't believe you told Emily we love sushi.
16:30Oops.
16:31Hey!
16:32Hey!
16:33Ow!
16:36Kids.
16:38Robbie!
16:39Could you excuse me for a moment?
16:41Get up there right now, or there's an atomic wedgie in your very near future.
16:49Ow!
16:51Jonesy!
16:52Uh-oh.
16:53Phew!
16:54Ew!
16:54I think the word you're looking for is pervert.
16:57What's wrong with you?
16:59Nothing!
17:02Ugh!
17:03Gross!
17:04Excusez-moi!
17:05No, not you!
17:06I don't know what I'm doing here.
17:08You're here because Jonesy's in love with you!
17:11I didn't say that!
17:13Yes, you did.
17:14You said she was the hottest girl you've ever seen in your whole life, including in the movies.
17:22Okay, I'll stay.
17:30I don't like ice cream.
17:33Really?
17:34You ate a lot of the shop?
17:52Okay.
17:53I've temporarily bypassed the security system.
17:56You've got T-minus two minutes and counting.
17:58Got it.
17:59I can't believe you fell for that.
18:02I thought you were Emily.
18:07That's it!
18:08You're going for a swim.
18:09If you drown, not my fault.
18:11Zip!
18:12Moscow!
18:13Help!
18:14What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
18:17I think Jonesy may kill his brother.
18:21We've got a code 137894 in progress.
18:24Hurry!
18:27Hurry, Darth!
18:31I'll take that, maggot.
18:40I can't believe you both got thrown in the slammer.
18:43Well, at least Ron finally watched the security tape.
18:47Caitlyn, I am so sorry I ever doubted you, even for a second.
18:51It's okay, Jen.
18:52It all worked out.
18:57Though it might not Patricia.
18:59Wanna watch?
19:05You'd better come with me, punk.
19:08Excuse me?
19:09You're under arrest for infraction of code 7678136521.
19:14What?
19:15For framing me.
19:16We caught your little crime of fashion on tape.
19:19You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.
19:22Wait, this is a mistake.
19:24I'll have your badge, rent-a-copper.
19:27I'm on my lawyer.
19:29Order has been restored to the mall.
19:32Hey, Jonesy, I found your friend.
19:35Jude, you're wearing a nut hugger.
19:38Oh, my gosh.
19:38That is not funny, little dude.
19:44I don't want everyone seeing my Kiwis.
19:47Nice, dude.
19:48Maybe you've got potential as a little brother yet.
19:51Hey, Jude, get back here.
19:59So get this.
20:00Albatross and Finch cleared my name and threw in a gift certificate for 50 bucks.
20:06So I got my halter.
20:07Ooh.
20:08And Trisha got a hundred hours of community service.
20:14Nice.
20:15Sweet.
20:17All I got was dumped and fired.
20:20And dude, look who got your girl.
20:23You are such a sweet little boy.
20:27Why, you little brat?
20:28Get back here.
20:30Yeah.
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