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A Crime of Fashion

Tricia frames Caitlin for stealing clothes from Albatross & Finch. Meanwhile, Jude sees a mannequin in a display window, which looks just like him wearing formal wear but soon finds out that another store uses his image for a mannequin in a thong. Plus, Jonesy tries to get a date with a beautiful French exchange student working at an ice cream shop. But after Jen's older sister, Courtney, drops off his brother, he embarrasses him in front of her.

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00:00Time's less!
00:12Jay, look at this halter. It's so cute!
00:16I have to try it on.
00:17I thought you said we were just window shopping.
00:20We are. You see it in the window, and then you try it on.
00:24Okay, and you have to try this.
00:28Cute.
00:30All right.
00:32Come on!
00:34You so don't need another top.
00:36Oh, yes, I do.
00:38You know my favorite crop tea, the one with the ruffled sleeves?
00:41Uh-huh.
00:42Roo-int.
00:43I was closing the big squeeze last night, and I just met up with a hottie Ryan from Taj Mahone
00:48video.
00:48When Trisha showed up, and accidentally, on purpose, spilled her milkshake all down my top!
00:54No way.
00:56She is so mean!
00:58I know, right?
00:59I love this top.
01:02Cute.
01:04So I go up to the washroom to get cleaned up, and when I come back, Trisha's taken off with
01:09Ryan!
01:10Shut up! I can't believe Ryan would even go for her!
01:14Maybe he just likes mean girls.
01:16Whatever. So, what about the top?
01:20It's perfect.
01:23How much is it?
01:2550 bucks?
01:26Ah! I am not letting you blow 50 bucks on a shred of fabric covered in shiny plastic bits.
01:32They're glass beads!
01:34And look! It even comes with this cute little matching keychain!
01:38For that price, it should come with a matching skirt.
01:41I know. I can't afford it. Can I at least take the little tag thingy? As a memory?
01:47No!
01:49Why not?
01:50Let's see.
01:51Because it's stealing?
01:53It's just part of the price tag. It's free!
01:57With the top!
01:59Okay.
02:00So what did you say to Trisha?
02:03Nothing. She's too selfish to care if she hurts someone's feelings anyway. So what's the point?
02:08I can't believe Gwen and Mandy are still friends with her.
02:11I know. I'm just so glad I'm not.
02:14Come on. Let's grab some Cinnabuds.
02:25Okay. So what's the big news?
02:27Oh, let me guess. You've got a new job.
02:29Not just any job. The sweetest job in the mall.
02:32You're looking at the newest employee at the soda hop.
02:35What's so great about that? Other than the fact that the clones don't work there.
02:39Ow! I think working at the ice cream parlor sounds like fun.
02:42You know what they sell there.
02:45Ice cream?
02:46Exactly.
02:48That's not all there is, dudes. There's Amelie.
02:52Is that a new flavor?
02:54Amelie's that hot new exchange student.
02:56You mean Amelie the French chick?
02:58Yup.
02:59Dude, she must be like the hottest girl in all of France.
03:03And I'm gonna score a date with her.
03:05Look! There she is!
03:10She's hot.
03:13Eh, I've seen better.
03:15What are you doing here?
03:17Unfortunately, he's with me.
03:19What is your dad getting back from his trip?
03:22Um... Hey! That was my breakfast!
03:25Want it back?
03:26Ugh!
03:28Gross!
03:29Doesn't matter. I'll be eating ice cream with Amelie very soon.
03:33Hey! Not so fast. It's your turn to babysit, big brother.
03:37I can't! I've got my first day on the job.
03:39Well, I've had it with him.
03:41Last night, he tied every pair of my underwear together and strung them up over the hydro pole.
03:45Ah! My tampons!
03:47Robbie, put those away right now!
03:52Ew!
03:54Suddenly, I am so glad I'm an only child.
03:57He's a nightmare!
03:58And until your dad gets back from his trip, he's all yours.
04:02I'll take him.
04:03You want to babysit?
04:05No, but he'll drive the clones crazy.
04:08Excellent!
04:09Yes!
04:09Bye, Caitlyn!
04:10I'm gone. Later!
04:11Bye!
04:14Ow! Darn it!
04:16Caitlyn!
04:19Tricia!
04:21Hi!
04:22I just wanted to apologize for yesterday.
04:25I felt so bad about spilling that milkshake on you.
04:29I can be such a klutz.
04:32Okay.
04:34And then I took off with Ryan, and I had no idea you were into him until Gwen told me.
04:39You must have thought I was so mean.
04:41Oh, no. I don't think you're mean.
04:45You know, we never do anything together anymore.
04:47Let's go shopping together like we used to.
04:50What about Gwen and Mandy?
04:52But they're just not as much fun to shop with.
04:55So you want to go?
04:58I've got a 20% off card at Albatross and Finch.
05:02Are you kidding? I'd love to!
05:05Thought you would. See you at noon. Bye!
05:09Bye!
05:13You dig down, turn your wrist, and voila! The perfect scoop!
05:22Amazing, Emily! The passion you exude when you scoop!
05:26Dude! Excuse me! It's alright! We are with the ice cream scoop first!
05:33Dig the hairnet, dude!
05:36Yeah, yeah!
05:38How come Emily doesn't have to wear one?
05:41Look at her. Would you make her wear a hairnet?
05:43What?
05:45So what'll it be?
05:48French, vanilla...
05:50But you've gotta eat and run. I'm trying for alone time with Emily.
05:55Good luck with that.
05:56Sorry that took so long. That flavor was really hard to scoop up.
06:00Whoa!
06:02Whoa!
06:05That's it for me. I don't care how cute the French chick is, I can't eat anymore.
06:10Later, Jude.
06:11Later, dude!
06:12Huh?
06:15Whoa!
06:17Dude!
06:20Huh?
06:30Whoa!
06:32Dude!
06:36What are you doing?
06:37Check it out!
06:39Whoa!
06:41I know! Isn't it awesome?
06:44I'd forgotten how great you are to shop with, Trisha!
06:51Hi! You've reached the Cracky Barn where butt cracks are our specialty!
06:57Have a cracky day!
07:02The Cracky Barn!
07:16Oh my gosh! Can't you just smell the style? Come on!
07:26Katelyn! This top would be perfect on you!
07:30I know! I love it! I tried it on this morning, but it's just way too expensive!
07:37These camis are on sale!
07:43So, do you wanna try anything on?
07:45No, I already forgot I have everything from here already.
07:49Wanna check out Huntington's?
07:50Okay!
07:54Huh?
07:55Show me your bag, please.
07:57Um, sure. Here you go.
07:59They probably forgot to take the tag off the last door.
08:08You stole this top.
08:10I can't believe you'd do something like that, Katelyn!
08:13I didn't!
08:14I-I don't know how it got there!
08:16I swear I-
08:19I came as soon as I could.
08:21Receive the call for a code 1345-9-er.
08:25Where's the perp?
08:27But I'm not a perp!
08:29Honest!
08:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:36So...
08:37We're finally alone.
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:41So you wanna go out with me?
08:43How do I put this in English?
08:46No.
08:47Huh?
08:48Ah!
08:50I-I-!
08:51Did you just say, no?
08:53Yes.
08:55Why? I'm like the most eligible guy in the mall.
08:58I heard you ran through Grind Me naked.
09:01That wasn't me.
09:02Okay, it was, but I can explain.
09:05It wasn't me.
09:06You've got the wrong girl.
09:08I'm a good girl.
09:10Ask anyone.
09:11I'm a good guy. Ask anyone.
09:14Okay, maybe not anyone.
09:16Please?
09:17No.
09:18Please?
09:19No.
09:21I can't believe they accused me of shoplifting.
09:26Neither can we.
09:28It's not funny, Jonesy. It was awful.
09:31Ron wouldn't let me go until they took mug shots.
09:35And my parents had to bail me out.
09:37That sucks.
09:39At least we all know you didn't do it.
09:41Right, guys?
09:41Right.
09:42Right on.
09:43Right.
09:45Jen?
09:46Right.
09:47I know you'd never do anything like that.
09:49I mean, I don't think you would.
09:52What do you mean you don't think?
09:54Well, it was that halter you love so much.
09:57And you were gonna take the keychain.
10:00That was just the tag.
10:02I'd never steal a whole top.
10:04But then how did it end up in your bag?
10:06I don't know.
10:08I just know I didn't take it.
10:11I believe you.
10:12Whatever happens, we're here for you.
10:14All of us.
10:16Thanks.
10:17I've gotta run.
10:18I promised my mom I'd help her pick out a gift.
10:19Ha, loser.
10:21You always get stuck with the lame-o parental crap.
10:23Hey, I got off easy.
10:25Courtney got stuck babysitting your rotten little brother tonight.
10:28Besides, sounds like you're the loser.
10:31I heard all about Emily.
10:34Yeah, she shot me down, but that doesn't mean she won't go out with me.
10:38Funny.
10:39I thought that's exactly what it meant.
10:41I'll wear her down.
10:42No woman can resist the Jonesy charm forever.
10:45Hey, by the way, did you guys see?
10:49They made a mannequin of me in the window of tarted-up formal wear.
10:53It's true.
10:54It's a dead ringer.
10:56Nice, dude.
10:57You know what they say about imitation.
10:59No, what?
11:00I don't know, but it's something good.
11:02Well, I definitely look hot in a tux.
11:05I think I'm gonna go stare at me.
11:09Later.
11:09Gotta bounce.
11:10And I'm gonna go visit Emily.
11:12See ya.
11:12Bye.
11:13Bye.
11:14Don't worry, Kate.
11:15We'll figure this out.
11:16We just need to walk through what happened.
11:19Okay, so Trisha and I were at Albatross, and I...
11:22Wait a minute.
11:23You were with Trisha?
11:26It was Trisha!
11:33Okay, if we're gonna prove your innocence, we need the Albatross and Finch security tape.
11:39That's impossible.
11:41Ron said he won't pull the tape since I was caught red-handed.
11:44And I've been banned from the store.
11:47No sweat.
11:47I'll distract the staff while you grab the tape.
11:50It's not like they pay attention to the customers anyway, right?
11:52Right.
11:58Want to go out with me?
11:59No.
12:00Want to go out with me?
12:01No.
12:02Want to go out with me?
12:04No.
12:06Want to go out with me?
12:09Fine.
12:10Want to go...
12:10Wait.
12:11Fine?
12:11You mean you will?
12:12Yes!
12:13I knew I'd break you down eventually.
12:16Ha ha!
12:17Hmm.
12:18Let's see.
12:24Operation Big Bird is a go.
12:27Great.
12:28Yeah, I just thought you should know that a way cooler store called, um, uh, Snobby-ness has just opened
12:36down the hall.
12:38You've got a good ten minutes.
12:40Perfect.
12:44Caitlin, what's taking so long?
12:46I can't find yesterday's tape.
12:48Well, get out.
12:49You've got to hur-
12:50Hi!
12:52We looked, and there are no stores that are cooler than ours in this entire mall.
12:57Ha ha!
12:58Well, then, uh, don't you feel better knowing that now?
13:02Um, yeah, so, like, I heard you just-
13:05What is she doing here?
13:08Am I an albatross in Finch?
13:11I so thought this was the Stereo Shack.
13:22I look so hot.
13:27Ha ha!
13:28Hey!
13:28You're the guy from the store window!
13:30Yes.
13:31Yes, I am.
13:32What are you all proud about?
13:34You're just like a weirdo.
13:39What are you talking about, little dudes?
13:46Oh, no!
13:49Not a banana, Hammock!
13:52Hammock!
13:53I can't believe you got thrown in the slammer again.
13:56I know!
13:58Thanks for bailing me out, guys.
14:00I just couldn't call my parents again.
14:03Sorry.
14:04I guess maybe that wasn't the best plan after all.
14:07Duh.
14:08Hey, can we talk about something important for a sec?
14:10I've got a date with Emily the French chick tonight, and it's got to be perfect.
14:14Finally harassed the poor girl into going out with you, huh?
14:17Just don't bring her back to the house.
14:19I've got to study tonight.
14:20The house!
14:21That's awesome!
14:22My dad's out of town.
14:24Your mom will be out.
14:25Perfect babe pad conditions.
14:27Ugh, Jonesy, don't make me sick.
14:30I'll take Emily out for a nice dinner, and then back to the love nest for dessert.
14:35Ew.
14:36See you guys later.
14:37Bye.
14:39Okay, so how do we get our hands on that security tape?
14:42We're not going to, Nikki.
14:43I told you, I'm not allowed in that store.
14:46Ever.
14:47How about when they're closed?
14:49I don't like the sound of this.
14:51I don't like the sound of this.
14:52They've got a super high-tech security system.
14:56Help me, Darth.
14:57You're my only hope.
14:59What's in it for me?
15:00The knowledge that you helped me?
15:03Darth, you should do it.
15:04When Had Solo showed up at Cloud City on Bespin, Lando Calrissian helped him out.
15:09Yes, but then Lando betrayed them by handing Leia and Chewbacca over to Lord Vader.
15:16True, but ultimately, Lando redeems himself by freeing them, saving Skywalker, and joining
15:22the Rebel Alliance.
15:23You're right.
15:24I'll do it.
15:25Oh, thank you, Darth.
15:33You think I don't see what's going on?
15:36Nothing gets past me.
15:38Nothing.
15:43So, you almost ready to go?
15:46Just have to run to the washroom.
15:48Mm-hmm.
15:50Ah!
15:50What are you doing here?
15:51My plans have changed, and so, therefore, have yours.
15:55Take your brother.
15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
15:57I've got a date!
15:58So do I.
15:59See you later.
16:01Ah!
16:02Who are you?
16:04Robbie.
16:04He's my brother.
16:06My stupid stepsister just dropped him off.
16:08So, bring him along.
16:10Your brother seems cute.
16:14Do not do anything.
16:16Do not say anything.
16:18Got it?
16:18I know where you live.
16:25I can't believe you told Emily we love sushi.
16:30Oops.
16:31Hey!
16:32Hey!
16:33Ow!
16:36Kids.
16:38Robbie!
16:39Could you excuse me for a moment?
16:41Get up there right now, or there's an atomic wedgie in your very near future.
16:49Ow!
16:51Jonesy!
16:52Uh-oh.
16:53Phew!
16:54Ew!
16:54I think the word you're looking for is pervert.
16:57What's wrong with you?
16:59Nothing!
17:02Ugh!
17:03Gross!
17:04Excusez-moi!
17:05No, not you!
17:06I don't know what I'm doing here.
17:08You're here because Jonesy's in love with you!
17:11I didn't say that!
17:13Yes, you did.
17:14You said she was the hottest girl you've ever seen in your whole life, including in the movies.
17:22Okay, I'll stay.
17:30I don't like ice cream.
17:33Really?
17:34You ate a lot of the shop?
17:52Okay.
17:53I've temporarily bypassed the security system.
17:56You've got T-minus two minutes and counting.
17:58Got it.
17:59I can't believe you fell for that.
18:02I thought you were Emily.
18:07That's it!
18:08You're going for a swim.
18:09If you drown, not my fault.
18:11Zip!
18:12Moscow!
18:13Help!
18:14What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
18:17I think Jonesy may kill his brother.
18:21We've got a code 137894 in progress.
18:24Hurry!
18:27Hurry, Darth!
18:31I'll take that, maggot.
18:40I can't believe you both got thrown in the slammer.
18:43Well, at least Ron finally watched the security tape.
18:47Caitlyn, I am so sorry I ever doubted you, even for a second.
18:51It's okay, Jen.
18:52It all worked out.
18:57Though it might not Patricia.
18:59Wanna watch?
19:05You'd better come with me, punk.
19:08Excuse me?
19:09You're under arrest for infraction of code 7678136521.
19:14What?
19:15For framing me.
19:16We caught your little crime of fashion on tape.
19:19You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.
19:22Wait, this is a mistake.
19:24I'll have your badge, rent-a-copper.
19:27I'm on my lawyer.
19:29Order has been restored to the mall.
19:32Hey, Jonesy, I found your friend.
19:35Jude, you're wearing a nut hugger.
19:38Oh, my gosh.
19:38That is not funny, little dude.
19:44I don't want everyone seeing my Kiwis.
19:47Nice, dude.
19:48Maybe you've got potential as a little brother yet.
19:51Hey, Jude, get back here.
19:59So get this.
20:00Albatross and Finch cleared my name and threw in a gift certificate for 50 bucks.
20:06So I got my halter.
20:07Ooh.
20:08And Trisha got a hundred hours of community service.
20:14Nice.
20:15Sweet.
20:17All I got was dumped and fired.
20:20And dude, look who got your girl.
20:23You are such a sweet little boy.
20:27Why, you little brat?
20:28Get back here.
20:30Yeah.
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