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Another Day at the Office
Jonesy opens an account at the bank, but he later impersonates the bank's manager from the head office, giving out loans to his friends and rejecting loans from others. Meanwhile, Nikki seeks revenge by playing a huge prank on the Khaki Clones. In addition, Jen tries to sell some of her old sports equipment to pay for her snowboarding trip to Whistler to no avail.
Jonesy opens an account at the bank, but he later impersonates the bank's manager from the head office, giving out loans to his friends and rejecting loans from others. Meanwhile, Nikki seeks revenge by playing a huge prank on the Khaki Clones. In addition, Jen tries to sell some of her old sports equipment to pay for her snowboarding trip to Whistler to no avail.
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00:00The time's less!
00:10Wake up, Mickey!
00:11Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
00:13This had better be good.
00:15It is!
00:16We want you to pose for us.
00:18Pose for what?
00:19Mall Monthly Magazine is doing a fashion expose,
00:22and we really think you'd be perfect to represent the Khaki Barn page with us.
00:27It was Chrissy's idea.
00:30You'll be so perfect for the piece.
00:31Please?
00:33We need you, Mickey.
00:36Okay, sure.
00:37Why not?
00:39Awesome!
00:40Say cheesy!
00:41Oh, I do.
00:42Every day.
00:45Okay, now you guys, give me a big Khaki Barn smile!
00:49One, two, three!
00:51Khaki!
00:53So, the clones are going to be featured in this article, too?
00:56Duh!
00:57We're the afters.
00:58Okay, I'll bite.
01:00The after what's?
01:01You're the before shot?
01:03You know, the fashion train wreck?
01:05The what not to wear?
01:06The ugly girl!
01:08Kirsten, that was way harsh!
01:10It's the stylistically challenged.
01:13Oh, yeah!
01:14And we're the afters!
01:16We represent what even someone like you can aspire to if you shop at the Khaki Barn!
01:21We are going to look so fetched compared to you.
01:24Thanks, Nikki!
01:26Going to my happy place.
01:28Going to my happy place.
01:34My new conditioner sucks.
01:36Sucks.
01:42Okay, you're stressing me out a little with those fries, man.
01:47I can't take it anymore.
01:48I'm quitting.
01:49I really mean it this time.
01:50Clones bugging you again?
01:52It's like they were put on this earth specifically to annoy me.
01:55Okay, Juan adds.
01:57Ugh!
01:58What?
01:58There are only two jobs available at the mall right now.
02:02And one of them is assistant security guard.
02:05Again?
02:05Man, that rent-a-cop goes through assistants like water.
02:09I've never had such heinous split ends before.
02:11Hey, can we please focus for a second, guys?
02:13I'm serious.
02:14I need a new job.
02:16Okay!
02:16Okay, so where's the other job opening?
02:26There has to be something else.
02:29Maybe at the budget mall.
02:30Oh, no.
02:31You can't go there.
02:32That would be social suicide.
02:39Oh, man!
02:41You're the before.
02:43Yeah, I got that.
02:45The circulation of that magazine is like 500.
02:49I'm so mortified for you.
02:51That's it.
02:52You know what?
02:53I'm not quitting.
02:54I'm going to stick around and make their lives miserable instead.
02:58Now you're talking.
02:59Go get him, Tiger.
03:00Before it's too late.
03:03Oh!
03:05Oh, man.
03:06I wouldn't want to be a clone today.
03:08Guess what?
03:09My mom said I can go on the ski trip to Whistler if I come up with half the money.
03:13Sweet!
03:14How are you going to pull that off?
03:15Coach Halder just promised me five extra shifts.
03:18I'm going to Whistler.
03:20I'm going to Whistler.
03:21Oh, yeah, Jonesy?
03:22You still owe me ten bucks.
03:24Fine.
03:27Whoa, man.
03:28What's the deal with the giant massive wallet?
03:30You must be rich.
03:32Not really.
03:33I just got my last paycheck at the banana stand.
03:35And before you say it, yes, I got fired.
03:38But I would have quit anyway.
03:40Did you see the outfit I had to wear?
03:49Not good for the old social life, I can tell you that.
03:53Why don't you put your money in the bank?
03:55Yeah, right.
03:56Who has a bank account at our age?
03:58I have four.
04:00Wait a second.
04:01How do you write checks?
04:03Pay for things at stores?
04:04Track your money online?
04:06You can do all that with an account?
04:08Duh!
04:14Yeah, getting a bank account today.
04:18Wow.
04:25Yo, buddy, hold my place?
04:30Hey, looks like this dude's on holiday.
04:34Nice.
04:40Hey, I'd like to apply for a loan.
04:43Uh, I don't really...
04:45Wow.
04:46You must be like the youngest assistant manager ever.
04:49Well, I...
04:53Thanks.
04:54Why, I've got a loan application...
04:56Right here.
05:03Wow.
05:04That's a lot of money.
05:05Uh, I guess I should ask you some questions.
05:08Um, what do you have for collateral?
05:10Collateral?
05:11I don't know.
05:12It just says I should ask.
05:13Check.
05:14Do you know anything about running a store?
05:17No.
05:17But I shop a lot.
05:20I want to open a lingerie store.
05:23Fair enough.
05:24What the heck?
05:25The bank's got a ton of money.
05:27Approved?
05:28Ah!
05:29Yay!
05:30Thank you, thank you, thank you!
05:34I'm a good person.
05:36You must be Mr. Lonesbury.
05:39Who?
05:39Ed Lonesbury from head office.
05:42We've been expecting you.
05:44Ahem.
05:45Uh, yes, that's right.
05:47I'm Ed Lonesbury from head office.
05:50Anything you need while you're observing our branch.
05:53Just ask.
05:55Will do, Chief.
05:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no way!
06:02I gave out two loans and four credit cards.
06:05Man, working for a bank is so much better than the banana stand.
06:09You can't do that, Jonesy.
06:10It's misrepresentation.
06:12That is not your money to give away.
06:14Jen's right.
06:15But since you're giving it out anyway, can I just borrow...
06:18No!
06:19Okay!
06:21Just asking...
06:22Masterson!
06:22Dobbs wants some extra shifts.
06:24And since I like Dobbs better than you, I'm giving them to him.
06:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:30Sorry.
06:30What?
06:31But I needed those shifts to make enough for my ski trip.
06:33Well, that's the way the ball bounces, Masterson.
06:36The puck drops.
06:38The, the, uh...
06:41I'm gonna go get a taco.
06:43Uh, now where am I gonna get the money?
06:46The Bank of Jonesy is open.
06:48I'll give you a loan if you, say, do a couple loads of my laundry.
06:52No.
06:53I'm gonna do this on my own.
06:55Legally.
06:55You're not going back to the bank, are you?
06:57Heck yes, I am.
06:59The manager is totally sucking up to me.
07:01I'm sitting at a suite desk.
07:02And Darth offered to do all of my calculus homework for a week
07:06if I'd loan him money for a new speeder or something.
07:14Ha, ha, this job rocks.
07:16But you don't actually have a job.
07:18And that's the beauty part.
07:21You are a sad, sad little man.
07:23Okay, girl with no money.
07:25Hey, where's Nikki?
07:27Probably torturing the clones.
07:34Has head office ever made sales associates do this before?
07:38I don't think so.
07:42I need to borrow this.
07:44Yikes!
07:45Man, that is a bad picture.
07:48Ugh.
07:49Speaking of utter humiliation,
07:51that your handiwork in the window?
07:52Head office sent a very strict posing schedule this morning.
07:57Still a good crowd out there?
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59And the cowboy hats?
08:01Nice touch.
08:01Oh, I'm just warming up.
08:03I'm about to unleash my revenge on these clones.
08:06Nikki!
08:07Can we come back in?
08:09My butt's getting numb and Kristen has to pee.
08:12Sorry.
08:13Yeah, they said you have to be in the window for three hours.
08:16And try not to move so much.
08:18You're supposed to be living mannequins, remember?
08:21Okay.
08:23Where is their work ethic?
08:24So hard to find good help.
08:27Hey, you want to help me out?
08:28I need you to go outside and make a phone call for me.
08:32Oh, my.
08:34Toot top.
08:35Guess who just scored an interview for the manager position at Albatross Adventure?
08:40Me.
08:41Me.
08:48Wow, that's so great, Chrissy.
08:51So, when's the interview?
08:54Tomorrow afternoon in a super secret spot.
08:57I have to go prepare.
08:59That means I'll be manager of the khaki barn.
09:01Yay!
09:02Um, not with that tan line you won't.
09:05Excuse me?
09:06You're totally uneven.
09:07It had to be said.
09:08I went fake and baking yesterday?
09:10Well, you obviously didn't finish baking.
09:14Maybe you should go back and turn it up.
09:17Oh, yeah?
09:18Well, your complexion is totally un-glowy.
09:20And your breath smells like a hot dog.
09:22Ah!
09:23Yeah!
09:24Oh, my God!
09:25Get off me!
09:27Oh, this is so much more fun than working at the taco stand.
09:31Oh, my body tail!
09:35That'll be 50 protein bars.
09:38Pleasure doing business with you.
09:39Next!
09:41Julie, how can I help you?
09:43Darth and I want glabber shots.
09:45Take it for our anniversary.
09:47I'll sign this on one condition.
09:49You hook me up with free tacos for a month.
09:53Sweet!
09:55Next!
09:56Hmm.
09:58Didn't you two reject my job application for Taj Mahomes video?
10:02Um...
10:02Denied!
10:04Next!
10:06One new amp?
10:07Approved?
10:08Thanks.
10:09They aren't actually paying you, are they?
10:12No.
10:13So what?
10:13This job rules.
10:15Spot me ten bucks for lunch?
10:17I'm off for lunch, Peterson.
10:19Have those reports on my desk when I get back.
10:22Don't let me down, Peterson!
10:24I won't, sir.
10:25What reports?
10:27I don't know.
10:28I'm sure they owe me some kind of report.
10:30They'll figure it out.
10:31How exactly are you getting away with this?
10:33They think I'm some dude from head office.
10:36It's awesome.
10:37Come on!
10:39Come on!
10:40Twenty dollars for barely used skis!
10:43How about a tennis racket?
10:45The strings are broken, but the frame is still good.
10:48You'll never see a deal like this again!
10:51Aww!
10:53Used sports equipment for sale!
10:55Really good prices!
10:57Ski goggles, anyone?
10:58A used air horn?
11:00Huh.
11:03Check out the sick new ride, courtesy of Jonesy.
11:08Jude, you got a bank loan for a skateboard?
11:11That's not all.
11:13I also scored a new hat and a wicked flat screen TV with built-in DVD player for the inside
11:20of my backpack.
11:21This is so not a good idea.
11:24You don't need a DVD player in your backpack.
11:26That's what I thought at first.
11:28But, it's surprisingly convenient.
11:31Now my living room is wherever I am.
11:39Jonesy!
11:47Nice grocery cart-o-crap, Jen.
11:50At least I'm getting my money, honestly.
11:52Just say the word, and all this could be yours.
11:558,000 vertical feet of fresh powder.
11:59Two world-class mountains in one resort.
12:03I am not going into debt for a snowboarding trip.
12:07Anyone need a single ski pole?
12:09Yeah, good luck with that.
12:11How's Project Revenge on Chrissy going?
12:14Oh, she should be reaching her interview right about now.
12:20That's weird.
12:24Uh, hi!
12:28I'm here for the interview.
12:31For the job.
12:34Hmm.
12:35What makes you better than any other teenage maggot?
12:38Well, I'm great at promoting uniformity through fashion.
12:41And I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I rock the display tables.
12:46Have you ever detained a felon?
12:49No.
12:50But, I did have to detangle this girl's extensions from the hook in the change rooms once.
12:54And I didn't break a single hair.
12:58Well, since there are no other applicants, the job's yours.
13:02No way!
13:07What's this?
13:08A uniform?
13:13Absolutely no respect for the uniform.
13:17You sent her to the rent-a-cop's office?
13:20That is so funny.
13:22Thanks.
13:23I feel much better.
13:24But not better enough.
13:25Oh my gosh!
13:26You're the before girl!
13:30Wow!
13:31You could totally use a makeover.
13:38Hey, Yoda!
13:40Do you have access to the high school phone directory?
13:42Yeah, why?
13:44Because the khaki barn is about to have another 90% off sale.
13:48What do I get in return?
13:50Well, think of it as taking a chunk out of the evil khaki empire that has defined your innate uncoolness.
13:57Why is this your logic?
14:00Prepare for darkenation.
14:06You know everyone in school is going to go there.
14:09That's my girl.
14:13So, how'd the big interview go?
14:16I don't want to talk about it.
14:19Oh, snap-ish.
14:20That well, huh?
14:21Who keeps unfolding my sweaters?
14:24I don't know.
14:25Must be unruly shopper day.
14:29Why do you keep looking at the time?
14:31Oh, because my break is about to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
14:36See ya!
14:47Alfonso!
14:48I said I wanted an extra hot latte, not a kind of hot one.
14:54Need I remind you that I'm from corporate?
14:59Good.
15:00Now, let's approve some more loans.
15:02Who's next?
15:09Hello?
15:12Oh, how's it going?
15:14Sale.
15:15Big sale.
15:16Oh, really?
15:18Look, they come in team colors.
15:20Blue for the leaves, red for the halves, only $1 each.
15:23I made them myself.
15:26Hey, got a little cottage industry going there, Masterson?
15:30But, Coach, this is so unfair.
15:32I need the money.
15:34You know the rules.
15:41So, what happened to your dream job?
15:44I don't understand it.
15:46I thought Albatross and Finch wanted me.
15:48Wait, you mean you didn't get the message?
15:51What message?
15:52One of those greeter gods dropped it off an hour ago.
15:56Congratulations.
15:57You passed the first test?
15:59No Albatross and Finch employee would ever wear a brown uniform.
16:04Put this outfit on and report directly to the store for the second part of your interview.
16:12Go get them, girl.
16:22Are you seeing this?
16:24It's a spending epidemic, and it's all Jonesy's fault.
16:27And what the heck is this?
16:31Thought I'd make her table a little more comfortable.
16:39Ah, yeah.
16:43Nice.
16:44Can that be plugged into my amp?
16:46Can a fish blow bubbles out his butt?
16:49Hook it up, brah.
16:52Jude, did Jonesy happen to mention how this loan will affect your credit rating?
16:57Isn't credit a good thing?
16:59Yeah, as long as you pay it back quickly.
17:03He did tell you you had to pay it back, right?
17:06It's all under control.
17:08I'm gonna pay the bank back five bucks a month.
17:11At that rate, you'll be 28 by the time you're in the clear.
17:16Sweet!
17:20Ah, Jonesy!
17:29Hi, guys!
17:31I'm here for the job!
17:33The costume was a perfect fit.
17:35Is it some kind of ritual you do to new employees?
17:43Uh, is this a joke?
17:51Nicky!
17:53I give up.
17:54If everyone else is getting a loan from Jonesy, then I might as well go to Whistler, too.
18:00Approved?
18:02Buy that with the loan?
18:05You know it, dude.
18:10Do you, uh, need something?
18:12You know my office is always open, Rebecca.
18:15Since you started, our loans have increased by 870%.
18:20So?
18:22Why are we giving loans to teens, Mr. Lonesbury?
18:26Why?
18:27I'll tell you why.
18:29Because teenagers are people, too, dude.
18:32And we should have the right to borrow money so that we can buy sick stuff that we don't really
18:37need.
18:38Just like adults.
18:40What's going on?
18:42Shh!
18:43Should you give money out to teens?
18:45Yes!
18:47Will you get it back?
18:48Probably not.
18:50At least not until we're 28.
18:53We work.
18:54But they give us crappy jobs.
18:56And we're too old for an allowance.
19:00Dudes and dudettes of the bank.
19:03Loan us your money!
19:10Go, dude, go!
19:11What is going on in my bank?
19:14Who are you?
19:15I'm Ed Lonesbury from corporate.
19:18If you're Mr. Lonesbury, then I'd better be going.
19:23Was this kid impersonating me?
19:25I resent the term kid.
19:27You are fired!
19:29But I don't even work here!
19:31I think it's time to get going.
19:42So, this time you got fired from a job you didn't even have?
19:46I'm good at what I do.
19:48Not good enough to give me a loan.
19:50I was this close to going to Whistler.
19:53Don't sweat it.
19:53The bank revoked the loans I gave out.
19:55Everyone has 24 hours to give back their purchases.
20:02I am so bummed.
20:06Want to watch Black Hawk Revenge one more time while we wait?
20:09Dude, you read my mind.
20:14You're handling all of this really well.
20:17No worries.
20:18I've moved on.
20:22Go bananas at the khaki barn spring sale.
20:26Amazing new styles to choose from.
20:31User.
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