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The Hunted
Nikki falls for the new salesman at Albatross & Finch named Hunter, so Nikki asks Caitlin to ask him out for her but Caitlin ends up dating him instead. Meanwhile, Jude and Wyatt start a psychic hotline because the real phone number is only a digit off Underground Video's number.
Nikki falls for the new salesman at Albatross & Finch named Hunter, so Nikki asks Caitlin to ask him out for her but Caitlin ends up dating him instead. Meanwhile, Jude and Wyatt start a psychic hotline because the real phone number is only a digit off Underground Video's number.
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00:00The time's less!
00:12Hmm.
00:22Excuse me, brah. I'm looking for my girlfriend.
00:26Hello, Jude.
00:33Ah!
00:36Star? Is that you?
00:38My name is now Nebula.
00:41But what's with your clothes?
00:42And your hair?
00:43And your face?
00:45I mean, uh, your new...
00:49Look.
00:49Don't you like it?
00:51I'm a goth now.
00:53Sure, it's, uh...
00:55Uh, awesome, Star.
00:58It's nebula, as in dark and fathomless.
01:03Oh, okay, nebula. Dark and fabulous.
01:07Fathomless, not fabulous.
01:10And you don't have to say that part. It's just nebula.
01:14Okay, nebula.
01:16So, you gonna change back into your regular clothes soon?
01:20No, Jude. This is the new me.
01:23My new friends and I can see through the thin veil of illusion that hides the underlying rot of the
01:29universe.
01:30New friends?
01:31I want you to meet them. I think you'll really like them.
01:34Awesome. So, you keeping that gargoyle dude on your lip?
01:40Yes.
01:42And the chains?
01:43Uh-huh.
01:45Okay, that's cool, star.
01:48Nebula! And what's wrong with the chains?
01:51It's just that yesterday, you were into skateboarding and eating healthy food, and now you're kind of, uh, downer.
01:59My eyes have been opened to a whole new world, and it's not pretty.
02:05Okay, so I'll catch you later, star.
02:09Nebula!
02:09Nebula!
02:14Check it out! Vampire with a Nail Gun is finally out!
02:17Gentlemen, start your nail guns. We are going to the movies.
02:21Ew! I am not paying money to watch some creepy guy run around murdering people.
02:26Good call, Caitlin. Let's go see the guy of my dreams.
02:29Eee! Yes!
02:30What? Two hours of wussy emo action? I don't think so.
02:34At least it's something tasteful, not just blood and guts.
02:38Says here, it's a terrifying masterwork by a director in the prime of his career.
02:42Tasteful blood and guts!
02:44And it's the goriest film since the Lethbridge Weed Tremor Massacre.
02:48Yeah, well, it's also restricted.
02:50Darn! Guess we'll just have to wait a few years.
02:53Not if we sneak in. That is, if you ladies aren't too scared.
02:57Scared? What? You gotta be kidding me.
02:59Prove it.
03:00Okay. If you two can stomach this gore fest, so can we. Right, Jen?
03:05Mm, right.
03:06You have to promise not to run screaming from the theater, though.
03:09So do you, Mr. Fearless.
03:11Oh, don't you worry about me.
03:13Care to make it interesting?
03:15Okay. Whoever pukes or leaves the theater first owes the other person a foot massage.
03:20Oh, you are so on!
03:21You are so rubbing my feet.
03:23Invest in a callus scraper, buddy. I've got some nasty ones.
03:28I'm out of here. Don't want to be late for my awesome new job.
03:31Where are you working, Jonesy?
03:33Nice lamps open to new kiosks at the back of the mall.
03:35All they sell is wind-up flashlights.
03:38What's so awesome about that?
03:39Who would go to some kiosk just to buy a flashlight?
03:42Exactly. It's the slackest gig I've ever had.
03:45No customers, no work.
03:47See you guys at the movies.
03:51Jude, are you okay?
03:53You look like you just saw a ghost or something.
03:56Seriously? What's wrong, Jude?
03:59Star isn't star anymore.
04:02What do you mean?
04:04Yesterday, she was my awesomely hot star.
04:07And today, she's a goth.
04:14Ooh, sorry to hear that.
04:16Goths are a bit depressing.
04:18Oh, I know what's happened here.
04:20You do?
04:21Yep. You're in makeover shock.
04:24Here it is.
04:25The boyfriend's guide to makeover mishaps.
04:28When a girl tries out a whole new look,
04:30she turns to her boyfriend for the ultimate feedback.
04:32No pressure.
04:34Whether your new style is urban chic or romantic retro,
04:37your love mate needs to hear
04:38that she's the most beautiful girl in the world.
04:41Cool.
04:43But what if she gets her lip pierced?
04:46With a gargoyle?
04:48Well, that can be hot.
04:50You think so, dude?
04:52Uh, no.
04:54I've got some advice for you.
04:56Run.
04:57Nikki, trust me, Jude.
04:59It'll work.
05:02And I just wanted you to know
05:04that no matter what color your face is,
05:07I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
05:11I'm a goth now.
05:12Don't you like that?
05:13No.
05:13I don't have anything against pasty white.
05:16I...
05:16This is the new me.
05:17But star...
05:18Nebula.
05:18Sorry.
05:19Nebula?
05:20I need to try it.
05:21I just...
05:21Oh.
05:22Just forget it.
05:23Okay.
05:24Later.
05:24Bye.
05:26Chick trauma?
05:27Star's gone all goth,
05:29and I think she's losing interest in old Jude here.
05:32I'm being seriously left behind, dude.
05:35So dress like a goth.
05:37I'm no goth, bro.
05:40Hey, if she doesn't like who you are,
05:42be somebody else.
05:43I do it all the time.
05:47Hello?
05:48Caitlin.
05:48Hi.
05:49Jude here needs a makeover, pronto.
05:51Send him over.
05:52I'm on it.
05:53Problem solved.
05:58Why are we spying on star?
06:01I mean, nebula?
06:02There are several breeds of goth.
06:04We need to assess what kind of goth star is
06:07before we make you over.
06:11Hardcore goth.
06:12It's worse than I thought.
06:14Told you, dude.
06:16No worries.
06:17We can do this.
06:18Come on.
06:19Come on.
06:22Come on.
06:22Come on.
06:24Come on.
06:24Come on.
06:29Come on.
07:06Oh, that's good.
07:11We're going to miss the previews.
07:13Jude's probably on his way.
07:15We'll give him one more minute,
07:17and then we're going in.
07:24Jude?
07:25Hey, I mean, nebula.
07:29What happened to you, Jude?
07:31It's not Jude anymore.
07:33It's Judas.
07:35Dark and, uh, dark.
07:38Cool.
07:39Let's go in.
07:44Now remember, just play it cool
07:46and act like we belong here.
07:53Nice try.
07:54This is an R-rated film.
07:56Adults only.
07:57Blow.
08:01What a shame we can't see the Gory movie.
08:03I'm bummed.
08:05Maybe we should just get a coffee and split.
08:07No way!
08:08We're getting into this movie.
08:10So, what's your plan B, Einstein?
08:21Uh, Jonesy?
08:22Shh!
08:23Shush!
08:24So, where did you get that dark and dreaded dog collar, Judas?
08:29Pet planet.
08:30Not that.
08:33Well, I say we grab these front row seats, unless you're scared.
08:38Please.
08:40You want it so you can almost feel the splatter.
08:44Splatter?
08:45You sure you don't want to sit closer to the front?
08:48Only losers sit in the front row.
08:51Yes.
08:52This shall be destroyed when our Dark Master comes to claim the Earth.
08:56Whoa!
08:57Dark Master?
08:58That sounds heavy.
08:59Do I get to meet him?
09:02We all meet him eventually.
09:04He's the great reaper.
09:06The judge of souls.
09:07The eternal leveler.
09:10Death.
09:12Oh.
09:12Cool.
09:13Silence!
09:14It's starting.
09:17Hey, you're not a plumber.
09:19What's with the nail gun?
09:21Can you hear the raven flapping his dark wings?
09:27Ah!
09:29This is so predictable.
09:32Reminiscent of vampire with a welding torch.
09:35Childish, really.
09:38Rather tame, isn't it, Judas?
09:43Jude?
09:48Why is he going back into the house?
09:49Is he stupid?
09:50Logically, you call the police.
09:52If I ever get trapped in a house with a vampire with a nail gun, promise me you'll call the
09:55police.
09:57So looking forward to that sweet foot massage.
10:01Be negative.
10:03So tasty.
10:04That vampire will never find me in this closet.
10:07No!
10:08No!
10:10Wow, I've never seen anyone blow up like that.
10:14I bet it'll be raining vampire meat for three weeks.
10:17Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:18Oh.
10:24Hey.
10:25She puked.
10:26She puked.
10:27Yes.
10:28Foot massage.
10:28Here I come.
10:40Lee, where are you guys?
10:41I can't see a thing.
10:43Hey, wait.
10:43I've got a flashlight.
10:45I bet this is the first thing I've ever sold that's actually useful.
10:49Great.
10:50Lee, the way.
10:53It's the vampire with the nail gun.
10:55Dude.
10:56It's me, Jude.
10:58Jude?
10:59Alright, everyone move towards the nearest emergency exit.
11:03Smells like puke in here.
11:05We can't leave without Caitlyn.
11:07She's at the squeeze.
11:08This way.
11:09Come on.
11:15It's so creepy with all the lights out.
11:19These friends of yours are totally infantile losers, Nebula.
11:23They aren't so bad.
11:25What's with the get-up, Jude?
11:27Yeah, I almost dropped a friend in my pants.
11:29You're the one who told me to dress like a goth, dude.
11:33Yeah, but you look like some messed up mime or something.
11:36You should embrace your dread and your inner darkness.
11:39It's...
11:40Oh, hang on.
11:41Everybody, stop.
11:42I dropped my retainer.
11:45I think I just found it.
11:48Sorry, man.
11:49Your mom's going to have a cow.
11:51That's the second one this month.
11:54Oh, here's another piece.
11:56We're almost at the big squeeze.
11:58Don't you think you should be at work, Jonesy?
12:00I mean, some people may want to buy a flashlight.
12:02Where the heck is that flashlight going?
12:04I've been waiting for a half an hour.
12:13Oh, here's another piece.
12:23It's rice from the...
12:24Hailey?
12:25Is that you?
12:27Do I know you, mortal?
12:29It's me, Caitlin, from tennis camp.
12:33My name is Morgana, mistress of macabre.
12:36Tennis camp?
12:37Ha-ha-ha.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Well, we can't all do dark things, like work at Double Dip Ice Cream.
12:43Oh, and you just look so goth in your Bargain Bay uniform.
12:47Guys, let's just all calm down.
12:50I'll pour some warm lemonades.
12:52Oh, that'll really help, lemon girl.
12:55You know, we didn't ask you to come here.
12:57Fine.
12:58Let's go, you guys.
13:01Nobody's going anywhere.
13:02Listen up, hooligans.
13:04Nobody moves.
13:05This mall is in lockdown.
13:08But...
13:09Do you have a problem with that?
13:10Do you?
13:11Not really, no.
13:13I'm going to finish my search for survivors now.
13:15I want all of you right here when I get back.
13:18Survivors?
13:19Were people killed?
13:20Technically, no.
13:22But I'm not taking any chances.
13:25Ow!
13:31I hope the rapiers of the depths rise up and sever his head.
13:35Yeah.
13:36What a jerk.
13:43Good thing you guys carry a lot of candles.
13:46They're for our dark rituals.
13:48Oh, right.
13:52Okay.
13:53So let's say a vampire is in outer space where there is no night or day.
13:58Jude.
13:59Would a vampire die?
14:01Because technically, there is no sunrise or sunset.
14:05Jude!
14:06What?
14:06You're embarrassing me.
14:09Sorry, star.
14:11Nebula!
14:12Like this clown will ever understand our allegiance to darkness.
14:17Allegiance to darkness?
14:19Uh, take a look around.
14:21We're in the food court at a mall.
14:23Not an obvious recruitment location for the Lords of Darkness.
14:26Coming from a poser like you, that doesn't mean much.
14:29What did you call me?
14:30You heard me.
14:32I'm a poser?
14:33If you guys are so into death, how come you're all still alive?
14:37She's got a point.
14:39Silence!
14:43Jen!
14:44Whoa!
14:44I didn't think you had it in you.
14:47It was the chair.
14:48Squishing against the floor.
14:50The chair made the sound.
14:51The chair!
14:53Sure, Jen.
14:55We believe you.
15:00It went like this.
15:01No, no, no, no.
15:02Like this.
15:03Ah!
15:03No!
15:04No!
15:04Ah!
15:05Face it, you farted.
15:07I dare you to come over and sniff the air.
15:08I dare you!
15:09Who said you detainees could speak?
15:14Now, this is how I like it.
15:16Everyone meekly doing what I tell them.
15:18Just like meek little...
15:21Um...
15:22Meek people.
15:26Quiet, soldiers!
15:28Or else what?
15:30He might fart on us.
15:34Just do it!
15:38Ow!
15:41Coast clear?
15:43Yep.
15:44Then let's boogie.
15:45I'll stand watch for the security dude.
15:49It's okay, sir.
15:50Just make your way up the escalator.
15:53No.
15:54I'm afraid.
15:56When they aren't moving, they're just like stairs.
15:59You've, uh, climbed stairs before, haven't you, sir?
16:02No.
16:03I live in a bungalow.
16:09You can't stop the lightning.
16:11You can't stop the thunder.
16:13You can't stop the fire or you get burned, Nikki.
16:19Sports are so juvenile.
16:21Yeah.
16:21I guess.
16:24Bring it on.
16:26You asked for it.
16:28Oh!
16:29Ah!
16:30Foul!
16:31Well, can't take the heat.
16:33Get out of the kitchen, Thunderboy.
16:37Take a shot, Marilyn.
16:43Woo-hoo!
16:44Woo-hoo!
16:45Woo-hoo!
16:46Woo-hoo!
16:46Woo-hoo!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:48Woo-hoo!
16:48Woo-hoo!
16:48Woo-hoo!
16:49Woo-hoo!
16:50Woo-hoo!
16:51Ow!
16:52Ooh!
16:52Ow!
16:53Ow!
16:53Ow!
16:54Oh!
16:55Ow!
16:59Ow!
17:00That was awesome.
17:01Junior Varsity Captain, Regional Champions.
17:04It's getting hot with no AC.
17:06Yeah, my foundation is running.
17:08I've never heard a guy say that before.
17:10Hey, I know what we need.
17:18Hey, thanks, man.
17:19They were gonna have to throw it all out anyway.
17:21So I know a guy who owns a coffin dealership, he might let us try out the merchandise?
17:26Watch out, Morgana.
17:27I'm just trying to make conversation.
17:30Well, he's kind of cute.
17:34Yo, 5-0, Ryan's heading back to the food court.
17:50Slide in your reverse, dude.
17:57Hmm.
18:01Ah-ha!
18:03I knew it.
18:05Evening, officer.
18:06Looking for someone?
18:08Uh...
18:09Help! Somebody help me!
18:11As you were.
18:14Alright! Excellent!
18:15Good one!
18:23Nice!
18:24Do you feel the dread and despair in the air, Judas?
18:29Uh...
18:30No.
18:31But I'm psyched that our friends are into each other.
18:34Things that make us different
18:35Can keep us all apart
18:38But deep inside, the things you hide
18:41Give you somewhere new to start
18:45Yeah!
18:46Woo-hoo!
18:47That was so beautiful!
18:50Thanks.
18:52Aww!
18:53Aww!
18:54I guess we can all go home now.
18:56Or you could play one more song.
18:59Yeah!
19:00Yeah!
19:01Yeah!
19:01Yeah!
19:03This one's strong, man.
19:04It's really cool.
19:05Alright!
19:13Take your time, and don't forget between the toes.
19:17Ugh!
19:17Ew!
19:18Heard you got fired.
19:19Again.
19:20Hey!
19:20How was I supposed to know some freak storm would make everyone want flashlights?
19:25Ugh!
19:26Ugh!
19:26Gross!
19:26This better be lint.
19:28Don't worry, I washed them.
19:31Last week?
19:33Ew!
19:34Hehehe!
19:37Sick party yesterday.
19:40Your friends are awesome.
19:43Jude?
19:45It's Judas.
19:47I really think it's cool that you did all this for me, but...
19:52I don't think we should go out anymore.
19:56It's not that I don't like you. A lot.
19:59We had really good times together.
20:02Yeah.
20:04Awesome times.
20:05It's just...
20:06I need to try some new things.
20:09Meet new people.
20:11Yeah.
20:11I hear ya.
20:13We'll still be friends though, right?
20:21Sure.
20:21Sure.
20:22But I'm always gonna call you Star, kay?
20:25Kay.
20:26Bye-bye.
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