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The Sushi Connection
Caitlin really likes Kyle Donaldson, a handsome tennis player, so Jen and Jonesy try to help her to get a date with him. Meanwhile, Nikki is teased by The Clones after becoming a temporary assistant manager because her tag says "Ass. Man.", which is short for Assistant Manager.
Caitlin really likes Kyle Donaldson, a handsome tennis player, so Jen and Jonesy try to help her to get a date with him. Meanwhile, Nikki is teased by The Clones after becoming a temporary assistant manager because her tag says "Ass. Man.", which is short for Assistant Manager.
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00:06I thought once I got a job here, I'd have cute guys asking me out all the time.
00:11Caitlyn, be patient.
00:12This mall is practically crawling with cute guys.
00:15Like any guy's gonna notice me in this butt-ugly uniform.
00:19You got a big lemon on your head.
00:21Ow!
00:22I hate this stupid job.
00:25Oh!
00:29See you later, Kyle.
00:30Yeah, bye, dude.
00:31Oh no! Kyle's coming over!
00:33Kyle? Hot tennis boy Kyle?
00:36The one with the cute butt?
00:38Yes! What should I do?
00:39Okay, calm down. You can do this. Just be yourself.
00:43Oh, and pretend he's just another customer.
00:45Just another customer? Okay.
00:49Hi, can I have you? I mean...
00:51Uh, yeah, I'll have my usual.
00:53Uh, as usual, but that's why you call it your usual, isn't it?
00:57That's a funny word, usual, don't you think?
00:59Uh, I'm kinda in a hurry.
01:01Coming right up.
01:02Oh, I'm such a loser.
01:11Ah! Stop! Stop!
01:14How do you even get me? Stop!
01:29Was that as bad as it sounded?
01:38What's up?
01:41Hey, man. What's with the lab coat?
01:43You're looking at the newest beauty consultant for Huntington's department store.
01:48It's a totally chick-centric job.
01:51High-end babes all day long.
01:53Chick-centric is not a word.
01:55Sorry, female-centric.
02:01Dude, that's so gross.
02:04How can you eat sushi?
02:07Yuck! I don't even like cooked fish.
02:09It really is revolting.
02:11Have you ever actually tried it?
02:13No, but I don't need to try the public bathrooms here to know that they're disgusting.
02:17Fine. Live in ignorance.
02:19But at least I know what I'm eating.
02:20Those fries probably aren't even made out of real potatoes.
02:23Yeah, but you gotta love them.
02:26The soul cannot live by nutrition alone.
02:30Mark my words, dude.
02:33Mark my words.
02:34Kyle, come by?
02:36It's official.
02:37You'll never ask me out.
02:39I'll always just be the big loser in the lemon hat.
02:42I bet he'd be a great kisser, too.
02:45Look!
02:46They're so in love.
02:48It's so gross.
02:50Ugh!
02:50Promise me you'll never turn into them.
02:53Ugh, don't worry.
02:54I'll probably never even get a date.
02:57Oh, yes, you will.
02:58Easy for you to say.
02:59You work in Boyville over there.
03:01Guys are always asking you out.
03:04Hey, if Boyville's a word, then so is chick-centric.
03:06I happen to know that Kyle demoed a racket, and it's due back this afternoon.
03:11As soon as he comes by, I'll call you and we'll do an accidental on-purpose bump into.
03:15It'll be perfect!
03:17Yes!
03:18But what if he doesn't ask me out?
03:20Then you ask him out.
03:22Do you guys like that?
03:24I think I speak for all guys when I say abso-frickin-lutely.
03:28You'd be a pretty cool move.
03:31Oh, I'd love to stay, but I'm late for a jean-folding seminar.
03:35If I'm still working there in two years, just put me out of my misery, okay?
03:39You got it!
03:41Oh, this is so going to work!
03:42You're the best!
03:44I know.
03:55Oh, that's just so wrong.
03:58Here.
03:58Excuse me.
03:59Nikki, can I have a word with you?
04:02Yes, I'm trying to help a customer.
04:05Right.
04:05And you're supposed to tell them they look terrific, and that an everyday vest would complement that look.
04:10It's called upselling.
04:12But she, or he, looks like a total loser.
04:16She's got a hungry butt.
04:18We have a way of doing things here.
04:19It's all written in the Khaki Barn handbook.
04:22I've got my copy right here if you need it.
04:24It's highlighted.
04:25No, that's fine.
04:28Like, wow, that looks terrific on you.
04:31Oh, you know what would tie it all together, huh?
04:33The everyday vest!
04:40Are they supposed to be this tight?
04:42They're kind of cutting my circulation off.
04:45A little.
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh, oh!
04:51Hello?
04:52Juice Boy in store.
04:53Repeat.
04:54Juice Boy in store.
04:55Get down here!
04:57Hi there.
04:58Here to return a racket?
04:59You got it.
05:03Yeah, my coach thinks I might play on the tour one day.
05:06Really?
05:07Wow!
05:08That's amazing, Kyle.
05:11Caitlin!
05:12What a coincidence.
05:14You know Kyle, right?
05:15He was just telling me all about his wicked backhand.
05:19Really?
05:20I love tennis.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:23Caitlin's amazing on the court.
05:25Excuse me, miss.
05:27I could use a little help here.
05:30Ow.
05:30In a minute, sir.
05:32So, Caitlin, you were saying?
05:34This new racket is really, um, twirly.
05:39What do you think of...
05:40Ow!
05:42Ooh, that had to hurt.
05:44Ah!
05:45Ow!
05:46Ah!
05:47Oh, are you okay?
05:49I've ruined your smoothie.
05:50Now I've ruined your forehead.
05:52I'm, like, destroying your whole day.
05:54That lemon girl was you?
05:57I know.
05:58Why don't you two go on a date?
06:00Tonight!
06:01Uh, sure.
06:03That'd be cool.
06:04Great.
06:04You can meet here.
06:05How's 8 o'clock?
06:06Sure.
06:08Sounds good.
06:09Be sure to put ice on that head.
06:12Eee!
06:13I have a date with Kyle!
06:15You're the best friend in the whole world!
06:18I told you it'd work.
06:20Oh, wasn't he so cool about me hitting him on the head with his racket?
06:24This is gonna be the best date ever!
06:28I have nothing to wear!
06:30Okay.
06:30My shift is over in an hour.
06:32That leaves me exactly four hours to find the perfect date with Kyle outfit.
06:35Gotta run!
06:36Oh, ow!
06:37Sorry!
06:38Oh, ow!
06:42Welcome to the khaki card!
06:44Have a khaki day!
06:47Ah.
06:50Hmm.
06:50You're doing it wrong!
06:52Yeah, and we don't mean that in a good way.
06:54You're supposed to fold it like this.
06:57Bite me.
06:58You're a disgrace to the khaki code of conduct!
07:01And you're a pain in my butt.
07:03Girls, there's an emergency and I have to run, which means I'm going to have to leave
07:07one of you three in charge.
07:09I've chosen you to replace me.
07:12Yes!
07:13What?
07:13You're leaving Kirsten in charge?
07:15She's a halfwit.
07:16I'm Kirsten.
07:17Not Kirsten.
07:18Whatever.
07:19She can't run a store.
07:20If anyone should be left in charge here, it should be me.
07:23It's a lot of responsibility.
07:25Yeah, those ribbed t-shirts can really get out of control.
07:30Fine.
07:31I don't have time to argue about this, but if anything goes wrong, it's your butt.
07:38This is going to be fun.
07:47Does this dress make me look fat?
07:52Yes.
07:55Let's see some folding.
07:57Move.
07:57Move.
07:58I want to bounce quarters off those sweaters.
08:01We don't think you're doing a very good job.
08:03Yeah.
08:04You just, like, told that girl the truth.
08:06It doesn't say anything about that in the khaki burn handbook.
08:09And we didn't sell the dress.
08:11You're like the khaki-nator.
08:13Oh, good one.
08:15The khaki-nator.
08:16Oh, I like that.
08:17Now get to work.
08:18Whatever you say, ass man.
08:21That's assistant manager.
08:23I could fire you for that, you know.
08:27Your name tag says ass man.
08:30Shut up.
08:36Hey, I'm in the middle of a serious fashion crisis.
08:39I've been to 20 stores and I can't find anything to wear on my date.
08:43Tell me again why you're buying a new outfit for a perfect stranger.
08:46Kyle is not a stranger.
08:48I've had a crush on him for, like, four months now.
08:50Plus, he always sees me in that dorky lemon outfit.
08:53I need to look extra not dorky tonight.
08:55My entire future prom day is riding on this.
08:59Kate, meet me at Huntington's in an hour.
09:01They got all their new spring stuff in today.
09:03We'll find you something.
09:05The spring line?
09:06Yeah, that.
09:07Meet me there in an hour and I'll hook you up.
09:10Oh, thank you, Jonesy.
09:12Thank you, thank you.
09:14Well, now that that's settled, I've got a nap to take in the storeroom.
09:19I'll be back.
09:25So how's the new job going?
09:26Are you kidding?
09:27I'm around nothing but women all day.
09:29It's the best job I've ever had.
09:32Whoa.
09:33Ah, I love it.
09:35It's perfect.
09:37Whoa, you look hot.
09:41That's more than I make in, like, a month.
09:43Ugh, I can't even afford half of it.
09:46Can't you charge it?
09:47No, my parents took away all my credit cards, remember?
09:50Wait, my mom has an account here.
09:52I could charge it to that.
09:54You just said they took your cards away.
09:55Duh.
09:56I don't have to show my card here.
09:58They know me.
09:59Oh, but wait.
10:00My parents will get the bill at the end of the month.
10:03Ugh, it's hopeless.
10:05There is one way you could wear that dress tonight.
10:08There is?
10:09What?
10:10Nothing illegal, Jonesy.
10:12Easy.
10:12What I was going to say is there's a seven-day return policy here.
10:16Yeah?
10:17So buy the dress, wear it on your date, return it tomorrow morning.
10:21So I get to wear the dress tonight?
10:23And you don't have to worry about paying for it later.
10:26No harm, no foul.
10:28Oh, that's brilliant!
10:30But won't they know it's been worn?
10:32Just leave the tags on.
10:33They'll never know the difference.
10:35I'll process the return myself.
10:36Just try not to get anything on it.
10:38Don't worry.
10:38I'll take perfect care of it.
10:40All right, then.
10:42Let's ring this baby up.
10:44Yay!
10:48Okay, what do you think?
10:50You look amazing, Kate.
10:53It's a Crispy Couture original.
10:54Wow.
10:55You must really like this guy to blow your whole month's salary on a dress.
10:58That's the best part.
11:00I'm just borrowing it.
11:02I'm going to wear it tonight and return it tomorrow.
11:04It's a totally brilliant plan.
11:06It's not totally brilliant.
11:07It's totally stupid.
11:09What if you get caught?
11:10Oh, he's probably got something super romantic planned.
11:13Like a dinner at Fusilla Tony's and maybe a romantic comedy.
11:17Do you think you'll kiss me goodnight?
11:21Okay, girl.
11:22Time to get your game on.
11:23Hey, how's it going?
11:24Great.
11:26Have fun.
11:27Don't forget to get some tips about his backhand.
11:31Oh, I'm good.
11:32Hey, guys.
11:34Hey, what's up?
11:37I know that guy from somewhere.
11:39Hey, we're going to go catch a movie.
11:41Want to come?
11:41Can't.
11:42I'm pulling a double shift today.
11:43Did you see her face?
11:45She's on a date with Kyle, and I made it all happen.
11:48Kyle?
11:49I knew I knew that dude.
11:50Hold on.
11:51That's the guy Caitlyn's going out with?
11:53He's a total player.
11:54Kyle?
11:55Kyle Donaldson.
11:57He scored four cheerleaders and the coach's daughter in one summer.
12:00Kyle is dirty Donaldson?
12:02Wow.
12:03I thought he was just an urban legend.
12:05All the girls in soccer camp knew about him.
12:07He wasn't even allowed on the grounds.
12:08And I just set Caitlyn up with him.
12:11Oh, nice going, Jen.
12:12Listen up.
12:13You two are not going to a movie.
12:15You're following them on their date and making sure Caitlyn's okay.
12:17And don't get caught.
12:19Go!
12:20Sir, yes, sir.
12:35So, do they serve, like, hamburgers here?
12:38Don't worry.
12:39You'll love it.
12:41Oh, gross.
12:43This is a sushi restaurant.
12:44What was your first clue?
12:46Just order something or we'll get kicked out.
12:48They make excellent sashimi.
12:49It's called sushi, dork.
12:52Ah, check it out.
12:53They're making our food right now.
12:56And let's go!
13:16He uses the Wu-Tang method.
13:19Interesting.
13:26Oh, okay.
13:37Oh, that's sick.
13:46This looks vegetable-y.
13:48No, that's wasabi.
13:50Oh, no.
13:51She didn't just do what I think she did.
14:07I can't believe you ate that.
14:10Here, here.
14:11Eat some more fish.
14:12It'll take the sting out.
14:16Good.
14:20Dude, mine's still alive.
14:24Don't be stupid.
14:26I swear, man.
14:27It moved.
14:28Hola, mi amigos.
14:30Got the emergency fries message.
14:33I don't think they recognize me.
14:36Nice.
14:37Oh, yeah.
14:39That's good.
14:40What message?
14:41Text messaging.
14:42Live it.
14:42Love it.
14:43Gross.
14:43No wonder you called.
14:50Welcome to the Khaki Barn.
14:51Have a khaki day.
14:55Nice.
14:57You have these in the water.
15:00Where did all these people come from?
15:02It's the Mid-Season's Midnight Madness sale today.
15:05Didn't you check the schedule?
15:06What schedule?
15:07We don't have a schedule.
15:13What?
15:14It's me.
15:15Have you heard anything from the boys yet?
15:16Not yet.
15:17Can I just say, this entire town has gone crazy.
15:20Everyone is shopping here.
15:21Don't you have any style of your own?
15:23Everyone has those.
15:24I know.
15:25That's why I want them.
15:29Are you okay?
15:32Hold on a sec.
15:32Excuse me.
15:33What's the hold up here?
15:34They've been in there for a half hour.
15:38What do you think this is?
15:39The movie theater?
15:40Out, out, out.
15:41And what happens to the marina wolf false water display?
15:44Hello?
15:45There's sixes in with the 12.
15:47That's like six size differences in one pile.
15:49There's no order.
15:50According to the manual, it's...
15:52Oh, no.
15:53I'm turning into Chrissy.
15:56No!
16:01Hey, thanks for paying for dinner.
16:03I can't believe I forgot my wallet.
16:06No problem.
16:07It was interesting.
16:10Sorry.
16:11So, where are we going?
16:13It's a surprise.
16:16Hey, hurry up.
16:20Oh, my gosh.
16:21This is so romantic.
16:24I've never been surprised before.
16:26Okay.
16:27Open your eyes.
16:31It's the biggest indoor roller coaster in the world.
16:34And I've got free passes.
16:36We can ride all night.
16:39Cool.
16:44Oh, hello.
16:46Stay focused, Jonesy.
16:47Come on, gorgeous.
16:50Okay, I would, but I get totally sick on roller coasters.
16:55Eh, well, I guess I'll have to go alone, then.
16:57You can sit with me.
16:58I changed my mind.
17:00This isn't so big.
17:01I can do this.
17:02Cool.
17:03Let's take the front row.
17:04It's the best ride.
17:06Time to move in.
17:09I thought roller coasters made Caitlyn sick.
17:12Guess she got over it.
17:13Oh, yeah.
17:14Here we go.
17:15What was the name of this ride again?
17:17The Vomit Comet.
17:21All right.
17:21Rock and roll.
17:44What's your problem?
17:50Oh, my new boot cut chinos.
17:55Ew.
17:58Oh, my lord.
18:02Kyle, wait up.
18:03Aw.
18:04Well, our work here is done.
18:08Hey there, beautiful.
18:10Ew.
18:11Is that sushi?
18:14Dude, if I didn't stink a puke, I totally could have scored her.
18:18Sure, Jonesy.
18:19Kyle, don't go.
18:21But I barfed for you.
18:24Oh, God.
18:26He said that was the worst date he's ever been on in his life.
18:29Guess I really messed up, huh?
18:31Hold on.
18:32Did he even ask you if you liked sushi?
18:34Or roller coasters, for that matter?
18:36No, he didn't, actually.
18:38Then he deserves to get chunks blown all over him.
18:41The guy's a jerk.
18:42You can do so much better.
18:43What were you guys doing on the same ride as I was, anyway?
18:47Movie was sold out.
18:48We love roller coasters.
18:49So you weren't checking up on me?
18:51Well, maybe a little.
18:53I can't help it.
18:54I hate that guy.
18:56Me, too.
18:57I even borrowed this stupid dress just for him.
19:00Oh, no.
19:01The dress.
19:02No worries.
19:03I spent two days working at a dry cleaner's once, remember?
19:06So, want to go grab something to eat?
19:07I promise.
19:08Nothing fishy.
19:09Sure.
19:10But only if you guys change first.
19:12You reek.
19:25Just calling to see if you and Caitlin got away with your little crime spree.
19:29Nah, I got fired.
19:31I tried to clean it last night, but the thing stunk up the whole store.
19:34Turns out that sushi barf is, uh, pretty permanent.
19:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
19:39Whatever.
19:39I wasn't that good at makeovers, anyway.
19:41Everyone ended up looking like Gollum.
19:43I like that, dude.
19:45Jude.
19:46Dude.
19:46What?
19:47No sushi today, Mr. Sophisticated?
19:49Do not say that word while we're eating.
19:51You know, I never really liked sushi that much, anyway.
19:54Somehow this just tastes better.
19:56You see?
19:57Soul food.
19:58Told you, man.
19:59Jonesy, phone.
20:01So, Nick, are we going to let Kyle get away with being such a major jerk?
20:04Don't worry.
20:05He won't be getting many dates in the near future.
20:08Wow.
20:08It's like they were meant for your body.
20:11You don't think they're too tight or too high cut?
20:15Oh, trust me.
20:16Girls love that look.
20:18You'll be beating them off with a stick.
20:20Cool.
20:21I'll take two.
20:23I'll take two.
20:29I'll take two.
20:29Bye.
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