00:01It's the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Chespirito, with Carlos Villagran.
00:19Like Kiko, Ramon Valdez, like Seu Madruga, and Florinda Messa, like Dona Florinda.
00:33Special appearances by Ruben Aguirre as Professor Girafales and Edgar Vivar as Inhonho.
00:46Directed by Henrique Segoviano
01:33Kid, so what now?
01:35What?
01:36What are you doing standing here?
01:38Me? Nothing.
01:39So what?
01:41What?
01:42Did you lose something?
01:44I am not
01:45So what?
01:47What?
01:47That's enough! That's enough!
01:49Remember how I cut my finger last week because of you!
01:55Is it my fault?
01:56Of course!
01:57He's coming closer, just like he did, keep an eye on me, stay there, distract me!
02:01But it was unintentional!
02:04Without meaning to!
02:06Hey, Chavinho, why don't you go for a walk? Go play before the same thing that happened to the saw happens to you!
02:11He is well!
02:12Please!
02:13Excuse me!
02:19Did you get hurt?
02:21No, no, of course not!
02:24So why do you have those chimpanzee eyes?
02:29Oh, Chavinho!
02:43Listen, Chaves, by any chance have you seen a ball around here?
02:47There it is, like that...
02:52What happened, huh?
02:54They mistook you for a ball.
02:57Look over there, look over there, look over there, huh?
03:17Look, Kiko, how silly you are, it was your fault.
03:20I wasn't talking about Nhonho, I was talking about this ball here.
03:24Weren't you looking for her?
03:26Thanks.
03:34Hey Nhonho, what's that? Don't groan.
03:37You sound like a soccer player, first you hit the ball and then you groan. What's that all about?
03:41That's right, Chaves, that's right.
03:43Hey, listen, Chaves, what do you think about us playing golf?
03:47To play golf?
03:49Yes.
03:49I find it fun, but I still prefer soccer.
03:54Yes, I think so too, Chaves, because it's for playing golf, you grab that little club and you can't even touch it.
03:59On the ball, but in football you just grab it and get there and bam!
04:03Go!
04:04Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's right, so other girls also arrive and hit like that,
04:10That's right, isn't it?
04:11And you too, right?
04:11That's right, Chaves, and right after all this, it's going to stay like this.
04:14Oh, you!
04:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then the other one arrives and...
04:19Oh, really?
04:21You wouldn't dare do that again.
04:28That's great, that's great!
04:31You know, it's not that good.
04:33But you wouldn't dare do it again, would you?
04:36I'll deduct it.
04:39Do you want to know, Chaves? Do you want to know?
04:42What?
04:42He dares.
04:45So now I'm going to smash your head in with the broom.
04:47Just wait and see.
04:48No, no, no, Chaves
04:50No, no, no, Chaves
04:51Chaves, I'm going to talk to my father.
04:57What a beating I took!
04:59What a thing!
05:42That's just how it is, isn't it?
05:43That's just how it is, isn't it?
06:00That's just how it is, isn't it?
06:06That's just how it is, isn't it?
06:39That's just how it is, isn't it?
06:52That's just how it is, isn't it?
07:00It wasn't my fault.
07:01You have to listen to me.
07:02I'm saying no.
07:03But I don't know anything about that.
07:05Shut up, shut up, shut up
07:07You guys drive me crazy!
07:10Also, aren't you going to help Professor Girafales?
07:14Listen here, sweetheart.
07:19Oh my God
07:20Oh, Professor Girafales
07:22Professor Girafales, please
07:25Rob, Professor Girafales, please
07:27Professor, what happened?
07:30What it was?
07:32By Pelé
07:37What did I say?
07:39And it was headfirst.
07:40I just made the move.
07:42I finished with a header.
07:53Mrs. Florinda
07:55Professor Girafales
08:04No!
08:06No!
08:08Don't get involved in that.
08:09No, Chaves
08:20Professor Girafales, you still haven't told me what happened?
08:23What happened when?
08:25And there he was, passed out.
08:27Oh, Mom, I think he fainted from the emotion of seeing you.
08:31Oh, darling, please.
08:33No, no, I don't know.
08:35Could it be
08:36I only remember entering the village and...
08:39Oh, oh, oh
08:40What it was?
08:42My head hurts.
08:43Oh, Jesus
08:44Sweetheart, don't you want to see if you can get Professor Girafales something for his head?
08:48Yes, Mom
08:49Yes, Mom
08:50Here it is.
08:52How are you feeling?
08:54No, no, treasure
08:56I meant for you to buy something for the headache.
08:59Ah, okay, then that makes sense.
09:02In the meantime, wouldn't you like to come inside for a cup of coffee?
09:07It won't be too much trouble.
09:09Oh, of course not.
09:11So let's go
09:12First, allow me to gather this humble gift I have brought you.
09:16Oh, you didn't need to bother.
09:20They are so beautiful.
09:22Oh, thank you so much!
09:25Come in, sir.
09:26After the lady
09:27No, no, no, teacup
09:28Wait
09:28No, don't do that.
09:31Come here
09:31Don't do that, chavim
09:32No, no, teacup
09:34I want to give a shout
09:35No, no, no, teacup
09:37I already told you I'd get you.
09:41There
09:48The man dropped the hammer.
09:57Thank you, Sergio.
09:58You're welcome.
10:01Now, just do me a favor and hold this here for a moment.
10:03Yes
10:06Allow me
10:09Lift up just a little bit.
10:13Okay, okay
10:15Calm
10:31See, Chaves?
10:32All this because you wanted to hit me.
10:36I'm failing you.
10:48So what happened?
10:49Hey, hey, hey, hey
10:50What just happened?
10:54What was that? What happened?
10:56I don't know if I wanted to hit myself.
10:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
10:59I didn't understand anything.
11:00It sounds like he's telling me the football player's name now.
11:07Listen, Chaves
11:07Do you know what happened to Inhonho?
11:10Why are they...?
11:14That's why I say I already know what happened to Inhonho.
11:18I was wrong.
11:18I was wrong.
11:20I'm not returning the punch because I have to take this to Professor Nafale.
11:23Get out of here!
11:26Inhonho
11:26Let's make peace?
11:28No
11:30I promise I'll never hit you with the broom again.
11:34I'm not going to say you look like a ball anymore.
11:39And I'm not going to call you "barrel belly" anymore.
11:42Yes, but you didn't call me that, Chaves.
11:44No, because there wasn't enough time.
11:47Okay, if that's the case, then fine.
11:48Tap here
11:49But you're not going to hit me either, are you?
11:53No, Chaves
11:53I'm not going to hit you.
11:54Tap here
11:55Do you know who I'm going to hit?
11:57No Kiko
11:58Why?
11:58Because he keeps calling me pot-bellied.
12:00Don't deny it to him.
12:02Kiko is a parrot that only repeats what others say.
12:05And that?
12:05I already knew...
12:06And if you really want to catch Kiko
12:09When he leaves
12:09The best way is to throw him on the ground.
12:11And squeeze him with that little tummy of yours.
12:13Yes, that's right.
12:14So he knows what it's like to withstand 40 tons on top of him.
12:27And again
12:29What just happened?
12:31Why is he crying?
12:32You know what I don't know?
12:32I was defending him.
12:34Never mind, never mind.
12:37Keys
12:37What do you think about us playing carpenter?
12:42Zaz, Zaz
12:42And that I was a carpenter?
12:45And did I even have a hammer?
12:49No
12:50No? Why not?
12:51No, because Mr. Madruga gets annoyed when we joke about his things.
13:01It's better to work somewhere else.
13:04Maybe that way nobody will bother me.
13:31No, because Mr. Madruga hasn't heard from Kiko around here?
13:35No
13:37Fortunately not
13:39I mean, is there a problem?
13:41Yes, we asked him to buy some headache medicine.
13:44And he brought me gas tablets.
13:47Well, the thing is, Kiko is so small that he can't understand what you have in your head.
13:52It is serious
13:53What?
13:55I mean, I mean
13:56I didn't hear, I didn't hear
13:57Excuse me
13:59Yes sir
13:59Yes
13:59Kiko! Kiko!
14:02Kiko!
14:04Hey, speak up.
14:08Did you call me, sir?
14:09No, I don't.
14:11He was her future father.
14:12Professor Girafales?
14:15He went that way.
14:17Thanks
14:17You're welcome.
14:26Over there
14:27Yes, he already told me.
14:33Oh my, aren't you going to look for him?
14:35Soon
14:36I'll go later
14:38Leave it there
14:41Listen, why do you work in this yard here?
14:44To see who's the first idiot who'd come and ask me.
14:47And I was the first?
14:49Exactly
14:51Kiko! Kiko!
14:52Ha, ha, ha!
14:55Champion
14:58Listen, Kiko, since you're here, wouldn't you like to do me a little favor?
15:01I need nails and I'm going to buy some.
15:03Can you stay here and take care of this for a little while?
15:05Of course, Mr. Madruga.
15:06Be careful, okay?
15:07It can leave
15:09What if you're going to hit it with a hammer?
15:12Trying to hit me in the head, huh?
15:18So, you don't care.
15:20Of course
15:20Careful
15:23It looks like a wet chicken.
15:25You mean "stripped bare"?
15:27Keys
15:29Come and see, come and see
15:30I'm taking care of things for Mr. Madruga.
15:32Zaz, now we can play carpenter.
15:35Zaz, Zaz
15:36And I was a carpenter.
15:37And I had a hammer.
15:38So then, I
15:39That I was hammering
15:40And then
15:42AND
15:43No
15:45Why not?
15:46Because Mr. Madruga
15:48He left me in charge of it.
15:50And I have to live up to your trust.
15:57Hit him
15:58Yes, hit what?
16:00No no
16:01Hey
16:01Hey, you hit me.
16:03I'm going to hit you too.
16:05No, Chaves, no.
16:05No, Chaves
16:06Let's play carpenter.
16:07All together
16:08But I'll stick with the saw.
16:10And me with the hammer
16:12And I'll keep the glue.
16:14Yes
16:15By any chance, Mr. Madruga
16:16Didn't you leave the cheat sheet here?
16:18You fool
16:19The only glue I know.
16:20It's the one we use.
16:21On the day of the exam
16:22Ah
16:23Chaves, how silly you are!
16:25Gain that is
16:26The gum
16:27Which is called glue
16:30True?
16:31Of course
16:31Will Mr. Madruga
16:33It didn't leave the glue.
16:34At his house?
16:35Oh, maybe
16:36I'll see.
16:37I'll see.
16:38Take care of yourself a little, okay?
16:39Yes
16:39Ah
16:40Now I'll keep the saw.
16:42No
16:47And why not, huh?
16:49Well, because Kiko asked first.
16:51Ah
16:52And what am I supposed to play with?
16:54Play with the glue
16:56It's OK
16:57Keys
16:58What?
16:59How many times do I have to say it?
17:00Mr. Girafales
17:01Have you found Kiko yet?
17:03No
17:05Oh, Mr. Chaves
17:06Didn't you see Kiko?
17:07Are you looking for Mr. Madruga's glue?
17:11What glue?
17:12Yes
17:13That gum used by carpenters
17:15To glue
17:18Ah
17:26What it was?
17:26What it was?
17:27What it was?
17:27What it was?
17:28What it was?
17:28What it was?
17:28What the hell are you doing in my house, huh?
17:30I was looking for the glue.
17:31What?
17:33Whose glue is this?
17:34Now your
17:35What?
17:36Oh man, if I catch you inside my house again
17:39Without asking permission
17:40I love you...
17:40What it was?
18:06What it was?
18:07What's Kiko doing at my house?
18:10While he went to buy who knows what.
18:12Oh yeah, nails?
18:14No, things
18:15Things
18:17And what about the little boy?
18:19He must be over there looking for his glue, you know?
18:22Oh, then we can both play.
18:25Of course
18:32How silly are you? You won't cut anything like that.
18:35Ah, so how is it?
18:37With teeth facing down
18:46With the teeth of a saw, you fool!
18:49That's why I say it's with the teeth of a saw, you fool.
18:54Kiko, look, your mother asked you to do her a favor.
19:05What did you do?
19:07It was unintentional; he passed by just when I was about to give him a whack.
19:11Give it here
19:15Now you will see
19:17Now you're going to...
19:24Here, Chaves, I'll lend it to you.
19:26You're not going to believe what I'm about to say.
19:28I went to every house in the village and nobody has glue.
19:31I think that...
19:33Wow!
19:34What happened to Professor Girapares?
19:36He fainted.
19:37From so much hammering, I heard the sound of hammering.
19:42Pelé's goal
19:44Another goal by Pelé
19:46Caizinho
19:47Clandoaldo
19:48Tostão
19:49I also have a lot of class.
19:54What happened?
19:56What it was?
19:57It's because I got hit with a hammer.
19:59Did he get hit with a hammer?
20:01AND
20:01It had to be Chaves!
20:04So what?
20:11That's all we needed, huh?
20:13It was because I've already seen it.
20:15Oh my God
20:18Come on, professor
20:20Don't associate with that riffraff.
20:27Seu Madruga
20:29He dropped the hammer.
20:34He doesn't want to?
20:35No, no, leave him alone.
20:36Let me go
20:41Yes, and whose fault is it all?
20:44Because of Chaves.
20:47Allow me, allow me
20:49Excuse me, hold on a second here.
20:55Look, look
20:56You were brave.
20:57To mistreat Chaves
20:58In front of me
20:59You know what?
21:00Now you're going to get your revenge.
21:02And get your revenge.
21:02Yes
21:23And get your revenge.
21:34Transcription and Subtitles by Pedro Negri
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