00:03It's the sensational Chaves, played by the super comedian Chespirito, with Carlos Villagran.
00:20as Kiko, Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga and Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda.
00:35Special appearance by Edgar Vivar as Mr. Barriga and Nhonho.
00:45Directed by Henrique Segoviano.
00:50On this occasion, in addition to El Chavo del Ocho, we offer a wonderful skit with the harmless little thieves.
00:57Beetroot and dried meat.
01:01There's nothing like being an expert on the subject.
01:04Part 1.
01:06FEC 1.
01:07Chavinho gets two straight runs from one out, with a runner on first base, a runner
01:13On the second, a runner on the third, and a runner in the marching category.
01:16The game is being won by Chaves, so I'm going to continue.
01:21The catcher asks the pitcher for a defective ball, and he throws it, and now it's going to go...
01:28Ball out of play!
01:29The catcher signals to the pitcher that the defective ball was thrown and that the pitcher misses.
01:36So we go again and the Pitcher throws to the Catcher and the Catcher doesn't throw anything to the Pitcher.
01:42The ball is defective, so let's go again and throw it to third base.
01:47He plays, so what...
01:49Attention!
01:50Now for the fourth ball.
01:51Let's play the fourth ball.
01:521, 2, 3 de Oliveira!
01:55It didn't work.
01:56That didn't work either.
01:57I didn't make a mistake.
02:07You...
02:08Can I play baseball with you?
02:10Yes.
02:11It turns out I didn't really want to because...
02:16Did you say yes?
02:18Yes, Chaves.
02:19Don't you know that you can't play baseball with just one person?
02:23Ah, great, I'd catch it and you'd throw it and I'd hit it and then...
02:30Okay, but you're the one who hits first.
02:34How it is?
02:35You're the one who hits.
02:42You sent it, Kiko.
02:55Pardon me.
02:57No, and I don't lend you my things.
03:00The thing is, I didn't really want to, silly me, because...
03:03Look, I have my broom that I use to hit things away, just so you know.
03:20It was your fault, Nhonho, because you crossed the line when I was hitting the ball.
03:24Isn't it true that I wanted to hit the ball?
03:27And it really hit home.
03:30No, I'm talking about the baseball, not his belly.
03:35Nhonho, will you forgive me?
03:37No.
03:39If you don't forgive me, I'll smash that thing you call a face.
03:43Oh, yes.
03:44I want to see.
03:53You'll see when you're leaving.
04:00And what are you laughing at?
04:02The way you were hitting Nhonho, you looked like the bat and he looked like the ball.
04:09I'll show you how to hit with the bat so you can learn.
04:11My young man, Mom!
04:13Stop right here!
04:14What do you have inside your head?
04:17Where have you ever seen such a thing?
04:19Hitting Kiko with this...
04:20What there was?
04:21Mom, he wants to hit me with the bat.
04:24Yes, but luckily I took it from him in time, because otherwise...
04:29No!
04:34Ball out of play?
04:37Ball with spin.
04:41Eliminated?
04:42It didn't work.
04:44Come on, sweetheart.
04:45And don't associate with that riffraff.
04:47Yes, Mom.
04:49Scum, scum!
04:53And next time, go hit your grandmother with a baseball bat.
05:10Seu Madruga, your grandmother is a player.
05:25I'm only not giving you another one because my grandma never missed a shot.
05:31Hey Chaves, Chaves, listen, how about we play baseball?
05:35And what are we going to play with if Kiko already took the bat, the ball, the glove, and everything?
05:38What did I have?
05:39With that broom, just like you were playing with it before.
05:43And what ball did I throw away that I had?
05:45We play with a fake ball.
05:48Look, I'll pretend to throw the ball at you, pretend to hit it.
05:52Zaz, and then I'd throw it and then I'd return it too?
05:59Zaz, okay, bye.
06:01Are you going to cut it now?
06:04Here she goes!
06:07Strike!
06:11How do you know?
06:12Yes, because Ketcher caught the ball.
06:16Then shoot again.
06:18Okay.
06:20Here she goes!
06:21Strike!
06:24You're right, Mr. Madruga, run away, Chaves!
06:35That was all he needed.
06:37Walking around drunk.
06:39Mommy.
06:41Oh, who called her "mommy"?
06:46I want to let you know that I am a decent woman and I don't tolerate vulgar jokes.
06:50And the first joke I hear, I'll smash your face in.
06:55Stopa a geste!
07:22Stopa a geste!
07:28Oh, my foot, it was all your fault.
07:30Why shouldn't this grandson of his?
07:33What?
07:34It was all your fault.
07:37Yes.
07:38Than?
07:39From the big sum of money I gave you.
07:43Did you give me money?
07:47Big sum.
07:48A lot.
07:50Ah.
07:51When?
07:52Well, it just happened.
07:55Forget it, okay?
07:56Leave it there.
07:57How about we play baseball?
08:00Zaz!
08:01And that I was playing and then I...
08:04Then you...
08:05And then...
08:06And then...
08:07There you go, zaz!
08:09Okay!
08:11What will happen before the game?
08:13I'm going to shoot and you're going to hit back, okay?
08:15I'd better bat it away and you shoot.
08:18It's all the same, you fool!
08:21No, Chaves!
08:22Oh!
08:22I have a brilliant idea.
08:24What if we did it like the professionals to see who gets to choose, huh?
08:28As?
08:29Look, place the stick like this and then start placing your hands.
08:32One and then the other, and then the other and one.
08:34And whoever ends up with the stick gets to choose whether to throw or bat.
08:38Ah, yes, that's it, that's all.
08:39So, let's go.
08:40Safe.
08:41Z, z, z.
08:53Something went wrong.
08:55Yes, I think so.
08:56Because one of the two has to hold the baton.
09:00Shall we try again?
09:01He spoke his mind.
09:05Okay, let's go.
09:23So, did you win or did I lose?
09:26Because it amounts to the same thing, you fool.
09:29It's as if it were saying...
09:31As if to say something that...
09:34Something that is the same, well, geez.
09:37That guy is dumber than me.
09:38Yes, I already know.
09:40So, what do you prefer first?
09:42Eat.
09:44I see, we're playing baseball.
09:47What do you want?
09:48To shoot or to bat?
09:50Ah, first shoot.
09:52Okay.
09:53So you're going to...
09:54No, no, first I want to respond.
09:56Okay, okay.
09:57No, no, don't argue back.
09:59Yes.
10:00I will retort.
10:01No, shoot.
10:04To refute, no.
10:06Ah, it's colony, colony, colony.
10:08Look, if you drive me crazy.
10:12Nobody has patience with me.
10:15No.
10:16And if you don't choose quickly, I'll take my things.
10:19No, no, no.
10:20I want...
10:21I prefer to shoot first.
10:22Okay, that's all there is to it.
10:27Wait, wait, wait a minute.
10:30Wait a minute.
10:48Already?
10:50You can come.
10:51Who?
10:52You can open the ball.
10:54What about me?
10:56We're talking about a ball, but we're talking about a baseball, you fool.
11:01Are you guys playing baseball?
11:02Yes.
11:03Good.
11:04Can I be the catcher?
11:05Yes.
11:05You look like you.
11:06Yes.
11:09Wait, wait.
11:10Wait a moment.
11:26The ball's defective, okay?
11:27Yes.
11:27Yes.
11:29Yes.
11:52Stop, stop, stop.
11:54You drive me crazy.
11:57Don't you know that the pitcher has to spin the ball?
12:00No.
12:01Nobody has patience with me.
12:04Chaves, you'd better hit me and I'll shoot, you hear?
12:07Ah, okay.
12:10This professional.
12:12No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:22Now she's going.
12:23Okay.
12:29It's your fault, my dear, because the catcher is a little further back, at the top.
12:33I know.
12:34Okay.
12:34Stay over there.
12:34Okay.
12:35Lotus?
12:36Okay, let's go now.
12:37Anyway.
12:50Lotus!
12:56You're out.
12:58Who?
12:59The nhonho.
13:00And with his pants full, huh?
13:03You guessed right about the nhonho.
13:06And besides, what Nhonho is doing doesn't count.
13:09What?
13:10What is not worth it?
13:11What is Nhonho doing?
13:13But what is Nhonho doing?
13:15Saliva-covered ball.
13:17Look here.
13:18Saliva-covered ball.
13:19Me?
13:41Why is Nhonho doing that?
13:44But what is Nhonho doing?
13:46What is Nhonho doing?
13:48No.
13:48No.
13:48What is Nhonho doing?
13:49The one that's still in the other courtyard is much better to play with, okay?
13:55You can go, you can go. We don't need you anyway.
13:58Shall we go?
13:59Let's go, let's go.
14:18Ball out of bounds.
14:21Bad hit.
14:24Penalty.
14:28Psychosis.
14:32Ah, Chaves.
14:33Before, you were the only one who greeted me in the tenement with a slap.
14:38But today there have already been two.
14:41Tomorrow there will be three.
14:44What will happen the day after tomorrow?
14:46Thursday.
14:48And besides, I didn't mean to hit you, Mr. Belly.
14:51It's just that I was playing when you showed up and I read...
15:01It had to be Chaves.
15:05It was unintentional.
15:15I'm only not giving you another one because I'm leaving.
15:20Listen here.
15:22Okay, okay, Mr. Belly. I know you've come to collect the rent money.
15:25Exactly.
15:26Well, I was here waiting for you.
15:28Ah, I was expecting that. Please.
15:30Well, Mr. Belly, I have to say that, unfortunately, I don't have a single penny.
15:33You know that's rare, very rare.
15:36Well, look, I'm just going to ask that you have a little bit of a belly, Mr. Patience.
15:40I mean, it's just a matter of finding someone who will lend it to me immediately.
15:45Oh, yes. And where are you going to find that idiot who will lend it to you?
15:49Well, I don't know, maybe. Idiots tend to show up at just the right moments, don't they?
15:53Who?
15:54They talk about me.
15:56See?
15:57Yes. But I don't think Kiko has the money to lend you so that you can pay me the 14.
16:02Months of rent overdue.
16:03Me what?
16:04No, no, it's nothing, Kiko.
16:06Seu Madruga and I were talking about how idiots always show up at the opportune moment.
16:11And they still complain when others hit them.
16:16And you arrived at the opportune moment.
16:26Okay, Mr. Madruga.
16:28I'm giving you until tomorrow to find the idiot who's going to lend you the money.
16:33Mr. Belly.
16:34Otherwise, say goodbye to the tenement right here.
16:37No, listen.
16:38I'll lend you 20 cents, Mr. Madruga.
16:43Well, Chaves, Madruga.
16:45I'd rather be called an idiot than you leave this village.
16:53So, Chaves.
16:54This is how you should hold the baton.
16:57So that when you throw...
16:59You were a baseball player, Mr. Madruga.
17:02And a good one, Chaves.
17:04I was the star player for the Apucarana owls.
17:07During one game, I hit 14 shots.
17:11What a pig!
17:13Beauty.
17:15I mean, I was going to respond with 14.
17:17Oh, how well he knew how to throw the ball.
17:20And with curves.
17:22And what curves!
17:26But what, I mean, curves.
17:29What curvy ladies!
17:33I warned him.
17:35What?
17:38Come on, Chaves.
17:39Don't associate with that riffraff.
17:42Scum, scum.
18:05Now you'll have the honor of watching some truly rare and hilarious content.
18:10The spell against the sorcerer?
18:24I've arrived, Peterraba.
18:34That was all that was missing.
18:36He managed to fall asleep standing up.
18:41Peterraba.
18:47Peterraba.
18:52Peterraba, wake up.
19:09What happened?
19:11Nothing, nothing, nothing.
19:13Calm down, calm down.
19:13I had to wake you up because you were sleeping.
19:17And next time, I'll wake you up, but with a barrel of cold water.
19:22But I'm not going to throw water on you.
19:24I'm going to hit you with the barrel.
19:27So, there you go.
19:30It's not my fault, you know?
19:31I'm tired of waiting.
19:33He got tired of waiting.
19:35But tell me, how did you know that this was the place we were going to rob?
19:38I asked the police officer.
19:39Very good.
19:41What?
19:42Yes.
19:43Well, I asked where an old lady lived.
19:46Like you said, we were going to rob an old lady on this street who lived in a house around here.
19:51And didn't I tell him we were going to steal?
19:54No.
19:55No no.
19:56I told you that the old lady is my sister and that you were going to serenade her.
20:01Peterraba.
20:02I owe you a whack, huh?
20:04And I'll give you the twelve that I still owe you.
20:21Don't you have the strength?
20:24Sure, but did you catch me off guard?
20:27Suddenly.
20:28Go on, help out.
20:43Our!
20:44My shoe-shining kit was stolen.
20:47I see.
20:48Behave yourselves, boys.
20:50Stealing leads nowhere.
20:53Do you drive?
20:53Lead the chain.
20:55Yes, that's correct.
20:58Bye, then?
20:59Goodbye, friend.
21:00Goodbye.
21:02Goodbye.
21:07Let's go.
21:08Go.
21:20Strength.
21:21Strength.
21:35Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
22:19Oh, dear mommy.
22:22No, no, no, no, no.
22:30Bye, bye, bye.
22:57Bye, bye, bye.
23:43Bye, bye.
23:58Bye, bye.
24:28Bye, bye.
25:02Bye, bye.
25:25I've always trusted the police.
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