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00:10do you know what you get when you hire a party down catering team at party down we have a
00:15simple
00:15motto it's your party you deserve to enjoy it but how are you going to enjoy the party if you're
00:19worried about whether the shrimp cocktail's been sitting out too long or is there enough ice or
00:23do the guests think the party is lame are they stealing stuff are they going through the medicine
00:26cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a
00:29rocking buzz i used to do that last thing not anymore clean and sober
00:38um wow that that that is quite a motto mr donald ron donald here for you
00:48oh hey okay no no no why do they do these so tight you know okay all right no no
00:53no look at this
00:54clean stick there'll be no frowns today okay leave the frowning to us hey that should be part of our
01:01motto what do you think mr donald you are efficient oh it seems like you've got your client feedback
01:39card already written
01:39eyes forward we got a lot to cover chill buzzkill you ain't my mom's oh they're gonna rip you a
01:44new
01:44one t okay people eyes forward think i ain't privy to that info people preview that info eyes that's
01:50why they call it the palisades bro okay kyle you really have to commit to that moment okay you know
01:55what gene hackman said to me when we were shooting lucky lady he said you should be committed constance
02:01he got a call back for the palisades ron we're running the scene oh hey well instead of running the
02:05scene
02:05how about we run some bruschetta is that okay uh next thing oh racial sensitivity seminar i took it
02:13you guys should take it i learned things there that blew my mind yeah like what uh mexican not
02:18offensive constance what do you what what did i say it's their cheese not our cheese right so
02:27guess runs out of cheese how are you gonna feel about that terrible right so spit it out
02:40last thing guys you're gonna love this hostess said that we can put out the tip joe tonight oh come
02:44on i know what you're gonna say yeah let's just take the guaranteed 20 or why don't we bet on
02:48ourselves bet on success because we always lose and maybe we should try harder how about that try
02:54harder hey there he is henry pollard everybody huh okay come on
03:04yeah henry and i used to uh sling derbs back in the day remember that huh before he left to
03:09become a
03:09big star but now he's back where's your shirt i'm sorry your shirt where's your shirt yeah yeah
03:17they said a white shirt yeah so a crisp white shirt so crisp crisp crisp it looks like you were
03:21sleeping in this thing in a forest no i'll tell you what okay no worries i got a backup in
03:27the van
03:27wow team leader huh ron yeah well that can happen in uh eight years my man yeah
03:56a little rusty oh yeah probably no it'll come back to you
04:04good lord you haven't changed oh no unfortunately you though you you look
04:09different yeah i know all right it's neuron yeah yeah the boozing and the drinking and the getting
04:17the high in the van i'm done with that you know how you were gonna be an actor hey you
04:22hey you had
04:22a dream uh vaguely yeah well now i have a dream i'm going to run a super crackers franchise
04:31what the all you can eat salad place and soup they're known for their soup they have salads but
04:36they're known for their soup oh i was talking to alan mr duck about it uh owner of party down
04:42and he
04:42said if i show that i'm a good team leader that uh he'll go partners with me god you're just
04:48destroying
04:49the limes don't touch anything watch a pro okay here we go move over really yeah all right all
04:56right you see this you see the grain the uh i wasn't aware a lime had a grain ron but
05:06you have much to learn young jedi yeah the uh limes grain runs north south nipple to nipple the way
05:15you were doing it was like hack hack hack hack i told you three times that i was at improv
05:22that is
05:22why hey you know what that is i will call you back jesus personal business on company time
05:31which is what heartily encouraged forbidden and you're late for the second time so that's your
05:36final warning who's this what happened to sage oh uh sage was caught doing uh that thing so we had
05:43to let him go this is henry pollard our new team member so i just want to be clear sage
05:48was given
05:49five warnings for masturbating in closets and i'm on final warning already even though i've only been
05:55late two times hi i'm casey klein hello hi ah you're going for your own look yeah yeah i thought
06:01i'd go for the helpful gay pirate kind of thing you don't look helpful actually uh i learned this at
06:08the sensitivity seminar that we do not use that word okay i mean i'm not but we we don't know
06:13who
06:14may be a pirate helpful gay oh those little fried chickens cordon you aren't wearing that
06:27what you look like a homeless person what about those nice pleated shorts i got you
06:32any planning on shaving the guests are going to be here any minute i am with you on the shorts
06:39like
06:39the motto says it's your party and you deserve to have a good time yes excellent oh excellent i
06:43like that word use that word for the feedback card excellent and we'll be having video yep getting
06:48it voila hey look you're a star oh who's the hostess with the mostest i think we're looking at her
06:56huh
06:56we're dancing with the stars we're dancing with the stars we're all good friends and we're dancing
07:04with the stars huh that's good fun yeah okay we're gonna stop we're stars stop grab some cheese oh okay
07:36go for it dude sure she's gonna see the creep work in her parents party with the techno cds and
07:41return to gorm realize you guys are soulmates
08:04oh sorry my bad i got it constance will you get this man some fried chicken
08:13some appetizers that are not shrimp
08:23hi litty super party
08:32so it'll be a chapoodle or a labradoodle or a golden retrudel i like working with hybrids
08:37because they uh they surprise you every day is is like having a different dog
08:52hey hear me
08:56take it you're regular i don't know who those people are but they're killing my buzz
09:03you look familiar to me you an actor he's one of those faces
09:10ordinary fucking people right you're henry right yeah roman hey man what's up can i get a sparkling
09:18water nice pleated shorts right punch on the clock at omnicorp to pay the mortgage on this joint
09:26maybe one day buy a ski do i'd rather shoot myself yeah well it might be nice to own a
09:32house
09:32this dub
09:35ordinary fucking people you know
09:38oh um repo man nice yeah me and you are probably the only two people here that would get that
09:44perhaps chardonnay and a gnt get what
09:47oh shit ordinary fucking people
09:49yeah i know that movie the guy's brother drowns
09:51you idiot
09:53that's ordinary people
09:54yeah watch this guy he thinks because he's a writer he's the only one who knows anything
10:00that's why they call it the palisades bro
10:03that's why you can't sell a decent script
10:06because everyone's completely stupid no one knows repo man but they'll hire this idiot for a show about
10:10defensive walls
10:11well good thing it's not about walls
10:13that's what palisades means
10:15okay well maybe it's not as cool as your script about worms
10:17wormholes
10:18have you ever heard of physics
10:19a tear in the fabric of time
10:21roman wormhole
10:22what am i not hearing
10:24i don't know a squid
10:25there are other options
10:26music pronto
10:27oh hey ron you want me to haul this trash out to the street
10:31nah they have a compactor in their kitchen they'll have one of the mexicans take it out in the morning
10:37white wine please
10:38coming right up
10:40hey i know you
10:43you look so familiar to me
10:45i was thinking the exact same thing
10:47that kind of face
10:50interesting
10:53milf action
10:55nice
10:55only perk of the job right there
10:57yeah
10:57if music is the food of love
11:00play it
11:01i'm way into shakespeare
11:02yeah
11:03yeah i'm an actor
11:05you ever heard of karma rocket
11:06no
11:06it's my band
11:07ah
11:07and uh you know i do some modeling and stuff too so that's pretty cool
11:10so you're
11:10you're like in the overall handsome business
11:13yeah
11:14all right
11:15you're an actor
11:15around to see you like a star or something
11:18no no no not really
11:20who's your agent
11:20state farm
11:22awesome
11:22they give you some good auditions and stuff
11:26i i don't i don't really act anymore
11:29that's cool
11:29um so like what are you doing now
11:33um bartending
11:34dude nice
11:35yeah
11:36where
11:39here
11:46what am i gonna do in burlington stand-up comedy traffic school
11:50look i have to go okay because you know that i can't talk to you at work
11:54mike
11:55mike
11:56no
11:56do not come here
11:59damn it
12:04so i know that i don't know you at all but could you maybe help me out with something
12:08boyfriend trouble
12:08husband
12:10trouble
12:10it's just it's like a bunch of stupid drama that you really you don't want to know about
12:13but he might come here and i just can't have him causing this big huge scene because like
12:18ron's totally on my ass
12:19so if you see like a like a pissed off 30-ish guy with brown hair
12:23i will give a heads up
12:24it'll give me a sense of purpose which i could use
12:27great
12:29i appreciate it
12:32new guy i totally forgot your name
12:34it's funny because uh people usually remember it
12:37why is that
12:38it's scrotum phillips
12:39ha
12:41henry
12:42right
12:42and you're not even the new guy because you you worked with ron
12:46eight years ago yes thank you for reminding me
12:48wow
12:51so do you act
12:53well i look familiar
12:54you do
12:56and you smoke parliaments
12:58i dabbled
13:00are you uh
13:01a professional waiter
13:02i'm not
13:03i'm not
13:03oh no
13:04no no
13:04i'm a comedian
13:05oh
13:06yeah i figured that my natural hilariousness would have dipped you off by now
13:10right
13:10right
13:12wait a minute
13:14were you the were you that guy
13:18yes i was you were you were totally that guy that is bananas i remember that yeah i remember you
13:25yeah what are you doing working here
13:29well you remember me from anything else
13:35congratulations
13:37and the award for the best christmas decorations goes to the wisemans
13:51last juice
13:53hey congratulations
13:54woohoo
13:56she's so little
13:57put her in my pocket
13:58so uh the award for best mailbox goes to
14:02oh us
14:03us honey
14:04we won
14:05wow
14:05we have the ladies
14:07ordinary fucking people
14:09i would like to thank uh my agent
14:12my real estate agent
14:13that's jerry
14:14right there
14:16it's hilarious
14:17she wants to thank a real estate agent
14:19and i just wanted to say
14:20thank you
14:21the the the overall improvement in the quality of the mailboxes has made such a difference
14:25throughout the neighborhood
14:27and um
14:28i think we're all winners
14:29i'm honored
14:29truly thank you
14:31thank you
14:32kyle uh jim tower from the palisades
14:35uh we loved your audition
14:37we thought it was amazing
14:38um but i just wanted to call and make you aware that we've made a interesting choice for the character
14:43we've chosen to take him down an interesting avenue i'll call you back i gotta go
14:52okay wonderful which hand is it in
14:54huh which hand right left
14:55here's a ron donald spin north-south reverse north-south east-west
15:01hey all right okay behind the back north-south
15:04who did that
15:06here's why you're not impressed
15:07a little higher maybe okay
15:19i totally could be unidol
15:22i know i know i bet you're awesome
15:24mm-hmm but i'm just stuck here
15:27yeah i mean this whole suburb trip
15:30yeah i wrote a song about it
15:31it's called you stained me
15:33or mine jail i've only decided
15:36really oh my god can i hear it
15:38i gave you my soul
15:41treated like poison
15:44gave you my heart
15:46you betrayed it with a lie
15:53because you stained me like an angel trapped in dirt
15:59you stained me shan't ever see my word
16:05you stained me like shakes
16:08but said thou doth
16:13that's all i have so far
16:15but
16:16wow that's awesome
16:22god damn it
16:33god damn it
16:59What are you doing in there?
17:00What?
17:00Hey, hey!
17:01Kyle, what the hell are you doing?
17:03Are you out of your mind?
17:04Are you out of your mind?
17:05What are you doing in there?
17:08I was just rubbing something out.
17:09Are you crazy?
17:10That is disgusting.
17:11Huh?
17:11No.
17:12No.
17:13Look, hey, I was using my stick on your mom this morning.
17:16She thought it was amazing.
17:17Mom!
17:18No, listen to me, little girl.
17:19I have too much at stake here.
17:21If you tell your mom, I will just destroy you.
17:28Simple as that.
17:29And you, we are party professionals.
17:32Party professionals.
17:33We make the fun.
17:35Do it.
17:36Okay.
17:44So, are we having fun yet?
17:51Oh, yeah.
17:57Bet you this is a laugh to you.
17:59Actually, it looks pretty appealing.
18:02Yeah, I kind of wish I was you right now.
18:03Come on.
18:05You did the right thing being an actor.
18:07You went for it.
18:08You're someone.
18:08You're not someone who does the same shit day in, day out, wearing pleated shorts.
18:13I wasn't always like this.
18:15I could have been you.
18:16I was in a band, living crazy.
18:19You know the last time I did anything unexpected?
18:23Cancun.
18:24Okay, but, you know, you have a house.
18:29Yeah, you have a family.
18:31You have a life.
18:32You know what I'd give for that?
18:35Okay, well, then, how about we switch?
18:37Do you know anything about a state law?
18:40Nope.
18:43It's a bummer.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Hey, are we having fun yet?
18:50Dude, that's why I know you.
18:52You're that guy.
18:53Hey, are we having fun yet?
18:55Right?
18:55From those beer commercials.
18:56That is awesome.
18:57Are we having fun yet?
18:59Remember?
18:59That's actually the guy.
19:01See?
19:02I knew you was someone.
19:04All right, come on.
19:04Let's hear it.
19:05Hey.
19:07I'd rather not.
19:09Are we having fun yet?
19:11Are we having fun yet?
19:12Are we having fun yet?
19:14I'm not having fun yet.
19:15Make it a double.
19:16You got it.
19:17Hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:18The host is specifically requested.
19:20No doubles.
19:21One jigger only.
19:22What?
19:22I don't want you serving them two jiggers.
19:30Come on.
19:31Ron.
19:31Ron.
19:32I believe the preferred term is a jig rose.
19:43Kyle, can you watch the bar, please?
19:51Hey, Matt.
19:53Hi, Matt.
19:53Hey, Matt.
19:53Hey, can I help you?
19:54No, I'm just looking for...
19:58Never mind.
19:59Your husband.
20:00Your husband.
20:00Hey, um, her boss has really been riding her today.
20:03How about you just go out front and wait and I'll send her out to meet you.
20:07Who are you?
20:08Me?
20:08I'm nobody.
20:09I'm just trying to do a good deed today, you know?
20:13You know?
20:14Okay, well, can you at least be quiet?
20:16Oh, shit.
20:21I don't care if you haven't gone.
20:23This is my place of business.
20:24Matt, you are a maniac.
20:26What do you mean, give me a break?
20:27Am I not at work right now?
20:30Who's going crazy?
20:31Come on in.
20:32What is fine?
20:33Come on in.
20:34Come on in.
20:37Who's cutting loose?
20:38Who's cutting loose?
20:38Come on.
20:47Oh, what?
20:48I'm the asshole here?
20:50I am.
20:51I'm the asshole?
20:52I'm the asshole.
20:55Oh, I get it.
20:56I'm the asshole here, huh?
20:58Put your clothes on, Gordon.
21:00No one wants to see your penis.
21:03No one.
21:06Well, why?
21:07Maybe I'll win an award for best cock.
21:10I'd rather have an award for best cock on my mantle than tidiest lawn.
21:17Baggiest mailbox.
21:19Goddamn Christmas lights.
21:20They better not blink.
21:22No blinking lights, neighbors.
21:25No blinky blinky.
21:27Ordinary fucking people.
21:30Some repo man.
21:31You're already dead.
21:32You're already dead.
21:34Yeah, fucking dead.
21:37Thanks, Gordon.
21:38Oh, the more pool for me, fuckos.
21:44That was Jim Tower.
21:45Oh, he's so powerful.
21:46They wouldn't take me to network on the Palisades.
21:48Dude!
21:49Oh, yes!
21:50You walk into that room and you seduce them and you have a secret.
21:54But, you know, they rewrote the character a little bit, so I gotta rethink.
21:58So you're not the vulnerable bad boy who's new in town?
21:59No, no, he's still that.
22:01But, um, now he has nut cancer and he's doing chemo.
22:05Dude.
22:06You know what you gotta do.
22:08What?
22:08I mean, if you want it to be real.
22:11Real is what I'm about.
22:13You're gonna lose your hair.
22:16Everywhere.
22:20It's for your art, man.
22:23Everywhere.
22:24Head, eyebrows, pubes, soup to nuts.
22:41Are we having fun yet?
22:45Oh, would you prefer we not do that?
22:47No, I love that.
22:48You do?
22:49Look, uh, I'm sorry about that.
22:52I tried to stop him.
22:53No, please.
22:55But maybe Ron was distracted by the spectacle of my humiliation?
23:01He was not.
23:01He was not.
23:02No, he fired me.
23:03Yeah.
23:03Really?
23:04But then I said that I'd sue him, so I'm totally back on final warning.
23:06Well, welcome back.
23:07Thanks.
23:09Thanks for trying, though.
23:13I, oh, God, I totally forgot your name again.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:17Henry.
23:17Henry.
23:18Henry.
23:18Henry, yes.
23:22He got the job in Vermont.
23:25Really?
23:26Mm-hmm.
23:26Oh.
23:27Yeah.
23:29So you don't need this job.
23:31Well, it was nice knowing you.
23:35Well, I mean, I'm going to keep the job.
23:37For now, I'm going to keep it, so.
23:46Jesus, Kyle, Roman left the message.
23:52What?
23:55Hey, there.
23:57Hey.
24:00Oh.
24:02I knew I knew you.
24:08Sign here, and here.
24:10And here.
24:12Wait, oh, wait.
24:14I thought I was supposed to fill out the feedback card.
24:17Uh, to get a new card.
24:21They were, they were all the way out in the van.
24:25I'll get a new card.
24:28Dude, you totally fucked me in the ass!
24:30Hey, so you shaved off your eyebrow.
24:33It's just an eyebrow.
24:36Listen, I remember when I was up for one of the jumpsuit babes in Cannonball 2.
24:41Right after my audition, I was hit by a car.
24:44Yeah, I was disappointed.
24:45But while I was in the hospital, I finally got the chance to read Zen in the Art of Motorcycle
24:50Maintenance.
24:50And that shit rocked my world.
24:55So what I'm saying is, God never closes a door without opening a window.
25:07$14.
25:12$14.
25:14$14.
25:17$14.
25:23$13.
25:24$13 and...
25:30$0.76.
25:35Welcome back, Henry.
25:53Come on, please.
25:56Just once.
25:59Please.
26:01No.
26:03Please.
26:08Are we having fun yet?
26:11Yay!
26:17We're having.
26:44T-R-E-E-T-R-E-E.
26:50T-R-E-E.
27:02T-R-E-E.
27:05You
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