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00:07The footprints over the snow, the fabric over the lonely, the covering only, for fables and hands, the rest is
00:15out in the cold, holding the last of the season, for freezing, yeah, my, my, my heart like a kick
00:23drum, my, my heart like a kick drum.
00:30Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:38Hello?
00:39I lost Amber.
00:40What?
00:41She fled. She escaped. She snuck right out the window.
00:44Okay, listen, Sarah, here's what you need to do.
00:46What, are you having a heart attack?
00:47No, I'm exercising.
00:48You look wheezing like an old person.
00:50Careful!
00:50You need to find her.
00:51Who?
00:52Your daughter.
00:53That's your advice? Thanks, big brother.
00:56Here I am, moving our entire situation, just so I can make her life better.
01:00And what do I get? Hey, Drew, Drew, please turn that thing down.
01:04Hey, how's Drew?
01:05Oh, good. He's good.
01:07Yeah?
01:08I'm doing the right thing. Right, Adam? Moving home.
01:11Look, Sarah, you're doing the right thing.
01:13Sure. It's gonna be good, right? I mean, you said it was gonna be good, and that's essentially why I'm
01:17doing it, because you said it was gonna be good.
01:19So if it isn't good, I don't think I'll ever forgive you.
01:21Look, if it's not good, you can blame me, okay?
01:24That's what I'm saying.
01:25Look, all right, Sarah, I gotta go, okay? I got another call.
01:27No, no, no, no. Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:30Dad.
01:31Yeah, my pipes are clogged.
01:33Dad, I'm exercising.
01:35Yeah, good.
01:35All right?
01:36Okay, I need you here right now. I'm not even getting to belch.
01:43Amber.
01:50Amber. Amber, you need to get in the car with me right now. Look, Berkeley is a living hell, Mom.
01:56I am not moving there. I am moving in with Damien. We've decided. Right, Damien?
02:02Damien, I need to speak with my daughter. Could you give us a moment? Perhaps you could use this time
02:08to put on a shirt.
02:08Ah, ah, ah. You stay right there, Damien. Do not let her scare you. Her bark is worse than her
02:13bite.
02:18Hey, how's my grandson doing? Is he getting ready for his game? Because I'm going to be there with bells
02:23on him.
02:24That's actually, Dad, that's the thing. I think you might be making Max a little nervous.
02:28What?
02:28It's just you're very...
02:30Very what?
02:32Uh, nothing. I'm just... Max is a sensitive kid. That's all.
02:36Well, you were sensitive, too. I cured you.
02:38All right, look, if you're going to come to the game, I'm going to need you to be calm, all
02:40right? It's important that Max feels a calmness.
02:43A calmness.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Hey, honey, he will not put on his uniform.
02:49Look, the game's in an hour, Christina. He has to go. I'm the coach.
02:52Okay, I don't know what to tell you. It's a non-starter. I mean...
02:58Just...
03:00I'll be right there. Okay?
03:03All right. Bye.
03:05You didn't want to go?
03:06Yeah, I didn't want to go.
03:08What's the baseball game? He's got to go.
03:10He doesn't want to go to the game. He's going to go. Get him to go.
03:12Well, you're going to finish this.
03:13Yeah, we'll fix that. You get over there and get him to the game.
03:15Stop.
03:17Oh, no.
03:17Damn.
03:18Ah.
03:21Hey, what do we got?
03:24Major Lego Bench.
03:27All right.
03:31Max, Max, Max, Max, you don't have to play baseball, not after this season, but I want you to give
03:38this a chance because it meant a lot to me when I was a kid.
03:41So what do you say? Will you give it a shot?
03:46All right, listen, after the game, why don't we go have some ice cream?
03:50Double scoop.
03:51And when I say double scoop, what I really mean is triple scoop.
03:56I think you should let him stay. Like, do we even care about baseball?
04:00Well, your father sure does.
04:02Why?
04:03Well, because men feel the need to express their love through hitting balls, slapping butts, and discussing meaningless statistics.
04:12And I think your father thinks that if Max doesn't do these things, he's going to grow up to be
04:15sad and all that.
04:17Well, that's absurd.
04:27Ow.
04:27Oh.
04:28Oh.
04:32Where are you calling me?
04:34Crosby, you're the assistant coach.
04:36It's the third inning. Where the hell are you?
04:38Dad's out of control.
04:41It's not a good time. I gotta, I gotta, I can't talk right now.
04:44What do you mean you can't talk right now? Are you with someone?
04:46I'm going to call you back, okay?
04:48Are you back with Katie? Did you have makeup sex?
04:51Oh, come on. That's pathetic.
04:52All right, look, just get over here, all right? We're getting our asses handed to us, okay?
04:56What kind of brother are you?
04:57I'm on my way.
04:58Okay.
04:59Atta boy!
05:00All right, come on, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
05:03Hey, cover second face, Max. You're the crop, man!
05:31All right, come on, kids. You can do it!
05:39Well, destiny, come on!
05:42Max is up!
05:43Oh, God! Max is up!
05:46Hey, not cool.
05:47All right, Max, listen to me, all right? I know I told you to swing at everything, but in this
05:51situation, you've got to know that a walk is just as good as a hit, okay?
05:54Can someone else hit?
05:55What?
05:58Max, please. I suck. I'm going to strike out. Everyone's going to hate me.
06:02What is he talking about?
06:03Max, listen to me, Max. Max, listen to me, all right? Now, it doesn't matter if you get a hit
06:10or not, okay? It's a game. It's all about having fun.
06:13I'm not having any fun.
06:15Who's up? Let's go!
06:17All right, well, look, just try your best, pal, okay?
06:22Good game, all right? Have some fun. Give it a walk, Max! Knock it out!
06:26Come on, Maxie!
06:27All right, bend those knees now! Get that bat back! Elbow up! Come on!
06:31Shove it down our throats, Max! Oh, come on! Shove it down our throats, Max!
06:35Zeke! Zeke!
06:36What?
06:37Simmer! Simmer!
06:41Oh, come on! There's no way the kid's age!
06:44You see this pitch?
06:45Yeah, yeah, sir.
06:45Well, will they smuggle him in from the Dominican Republic or something?
06:48You know, any time you want to shut up, it'd be great.
06:51All right, Max, come on! You gotta get up to that plate, okay?
06:54Come on, Max! Come on, Max!
06:56Swing at anything close!
06:57Get hot, Maxie!
07:00Oh!
07:02Run, run, run, Max! Run!
07:04No, no, no! Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away!
07:07Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
07:08Run! Run! Run! Run!
07:10Yeah!
07:11Ow!
07:12Yes!
07:13No!
07:14Oh, jeez!
07:15You have not!
07:21Are you kidding me?
07:22He was safe!
07:23What are you?
07:23Hey, just stand back!
07:24What the hell is wrong with you?
07:25What are you doing over here?
07:26You can't take that away from here!
07:27You know, I could go over here right now.
07:29Oh, you could.
07:30I'm the one that...
07:31You can make it an accident.
07:32You get out of here, right?
07:34I'm the one that...
07:35I'm the one that...
07:37I'm the one that...
07:38May God bless and keep you always.
07:40May your wishes all come true.
07:42May you always do for others.
07:45And let others do for you.
07:47May you go to that juice box.
07:50I'm on every run.
07:52May you stay...
07:54...for every young.
07:57May you stay...
08:00...for every young.
08:02May you stay...
08:04...for every young.
08:06May you stay...
08:36Hey, honey.
08:37Hey, Drew.
08:38Give me your hand to you.
08:39No, like a man.
08:41Shake it.
08:42Jeez, Drew.
08:44Hey.
08:44Oh, boy, look at the hospital.
08:45Chest pains.
08:46No.
08:47Yeah.
08:47Wait a minute.
08:48You attacked an umpire?
08:50I did not attack the umpire.
08:51What did you do?
08:52Well, no, it was a terrible call.
08:55And I am proud of you, son,
08:56for standing up for justice.
08:58Dad, you're actually not helping.
09:00Yeah, but did his neck veins pop?
09:02Oh, man, they look like garden hoses.
09:04They were so...
09:04Daddy, what do you want me to do?
09:06I got it, sweetie.
09:08Well, Daddy does it better.
09:09I'm right here, sweetie.
09:11I want Daddy.
09:15Fine.
09:16Joel, thank you.
09:20So, Sarah.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:22What's the plan?
09:23The plan?
09:24I don't know.
09:24Are you going to look for a job or...
09:29Well...
09:29No, no, no, I've been home an hour,
09:30and I don't have a job yet.
09:32No, I was just asking a question.
09:33Oh, okay.
09:34I was just asking a question, right?
09:35I'm Switzerland.
09:36Don't look at me.
09:37I don't want anything to do with this.
09:38Can we have a little toast?
09:40Excuse me.
09:41Old water.
09:42Excuse me.
09:42The master toast maker has the floor
09:47to Drew and Amber
09:52and my shining angel, Sarah.
09:56Welcome home.
09:57Thanks, Dad.
09:59Welcome home.
09:59Damn.
10:00Welcome home.
10:01Welcome home.
10:05Force that.
10:06Come on.
10:06Push.
10:06Push.
10:07This is crazy.
10:08What's she going to do with it?
10:09Can we just play ping pong
10:10so I can lose myself in sport?
10:11Hey.
10:12She slept with you
10:13with another man's sperm
10:14in her freezer.
10:14It's unconscionable.
10:15She has to be confronted.
10:17So, when is she ovulating?
10:18When somebody gets up
10:19in your grill,
10:20you've got to shove them back.
10:21You've got to get tough, Max.
10:23Kick some ass, baby.
10:24Hey, hey, hey, Dad.
10:25Can you just take it down
10:26by about half?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Okay.
10:28Are you ready?
10:29Again.
10:30Good.
10:30Come on.
10:31So, is Max still wearing
10:33the pirate costume to school?
10:35Um, we think he's working through that.
10:45Uh, no thanks.
10:47I'm cool.
10:54You know, if you wanted
10:56to come hang out with me
10:57and my friends after school,
10:58I mean, we honestly
10:59don't do anything,
11:00but if you wanted to come
11:02hang out with us,
11:06you could.
11:08Wow.
11:09Okay, wow.
11:10Really warm invitation.
11:11Thank you so much.
11:15Okay.
11:21Sarah, you will never
11:23guess who I keep running
11:24into at Barclay Coffee downtown.
11:26Who?
11:27Jim.
11:28Jim.
11:29Jim Kaczynski?
11:30Oh, Jim Kaczynski.
11:31Unabomber?
11:32I thought he didn't.
11:33No, Jim Kaczynski.
11:34Jim Kaczynski.
11:35Oh, Jim Kaczynski.
11:36He was real cute.
11:38I really liked Jim.
11:39Yeah, well.
11:4020 years ago.
11:41Moving on.
11:42I'm setting it up.
11:43No, please don't.
11:44You need a date.
11:45Mm-hmm.
11:46You know.
11:47Badly.
11:50It coming.
11:51Bloody no.
11:52It's your plow.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53What?
11:54It's all right.
11:54I'm going to get you all
11:55fixed up, all right?
11:56What happened?
11:57I elbowed the face.
11:58I don't want him in the face.
11:59He was in my zone.
12:01Okay, he's eight.
12:02Come here, baby.
12:03Never mind.
12:03I apologize to him.
12:04Didn't I max?
12:05Did I apologize?
12:05I apologize.
12:07Mark, you're nice.
12:08How are you?
12:09I was just playing some
12:10ping pong with Crosby.
12:11I was trying to get up to Mello.
12:12I don't know what happened.
12:14You got him?
12:15Yeah.
12:16Dad.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Your grandpa's an idiot.
12:18Dad, what are you doing?
12:19Yeah.
12:20What are you doing?
12:20Oh, Adam.
12:21You know, the boy has
12:23some height deficiencies.
12:24We need to make him
12:25a ball handler.
12:26Do you really have to be
12:27playing with him that hard?
12:28Hey, you weren't
12:29any different.
12:29You had to get over
12:30your fears, too.
12:31We're not raising him
12:32the way that you raised us,
12:32all right?
12:33Oh, okay.
12:34What's that supposed to mean?
12:37It means I don't want him
12:38to feel like everything
12:39in life is a war.
12:43Oh, Sonny.
12:46It is a war.
13:02Good night, you guys.
13:03Sleep tight.
13:05Have you been smoking in here?
13:06Ew, can you please
13:07not use that thing
13:08in front of me?
13:08It's gross.
13:09How much longer
13:09do we have to share a room?
13:11I don't know, honey.
13:11That reminds me, Drew.
13:13If you feel the urge
13:13to release the tension,
13:15so to speak,
13:15do you think you could
13:16do it in the bathroom?
13:17Oh, Amber.
13:18Look, if there's not
13:19enough room here,
13:20I mean, maybe I can move
13:22back to Fresno.
13:23What?
13:23Yeah, I can move in
13:24with Dad.
13:25Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
13:27Maybe you guys could
13:27share a drug dealer.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:30He's got an extra bedroom
13:31and we've talked about it.
13:34You have?
13:35Kinda, yeah.
13:39I don't know, honey.
13:40Dad gets so busy
13:41and what if he has
13:42to go out on tour?
13:44Can I just talk to him
13:44about it?
13:45Yeah, sure.
13:46Of course.
13:51You should not be smoking,
13:52especially not in your
13:53grandmother and grandfather's
13:54house.
13:54We are guests in this house.
13:56Oh, I thought we lived here.
14:13On the royals,
14:14on the majesty.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17Where your actress is to hate.
14:20Oh, yeah.
14:21Where your actress is to hate.
14:25Hey, how's it going?
14:26Good.
14:29Um, uh, is something
14:30off in The Sopranos?
14:32No.
14:33Yeah, I think there's
14:34a little thing.
14:34Okay, hey, yeah,
14:36it's called a major
14:37seventh chord and it's fine.
14:39Well, I'm the producer.
14:40I'm the one who has
14:40to answer to the client.
14:42Why are you so testy?
14:43I don't know.
14:44Maybe it has something
14:45to do with the sperm
14:46in your freezer.
14:48Oh, I was wondering
14:49if you saw that.
14:49Were you wondering?
14:51Because it's this gigantic
14:52shiny thermos full of semen.
14:53So, yeah, I found it.
14:54I do not want to have
14:56this conversation again.
14:57I am ready to have a baby
14:58and you're not.
14:59You're not mature enough.
15:00Okay, I'm not mature enough.
15:02I'm not the one out
15:02scrounging up some guy's sperm.
15:04And I am not scrounging it up.
15:05I bought it for a lot.
15:07And I have to tell you,
15:07actually, it is amazing sperm.
15:09Is it?
15:10Yeah, the donor is an
15:11Olympic athlete
15:11and a Rhodes Scholar.
15:12Great.
15:13Then it sounds like
15:14this sperm's going to be
15:15an excellent father.
15:16So, maybe he can coach
15:18soccer for you or whatever.
15:20You're an idiot.
15:20I'm an idiot.
15:21Yeah.
15:21Okay, I don't have
15:22a space-age contraption
15:24in my...
15:24When are you ovulating?
15:26Friday.
15:29Friday.
15:29Friday.
16:13Hey, Maximum,
16:15save some paper
16:15for the rest of us.
16:29break.
16:33Boys!
16:34Boys!
16:35Max!
16:37Max!
16:37Max, stop it!
16:39Stop it!
16:41Stop it!
16:41Stop it!
16:43Calm down!
16:44Stop it!
16:45Stop it!
16:46Max!
16:47Calm down!
16:48He bit me!
16:49Back to work, everybody!
16:50He bit me!
16:53Max, what are you doing?
16:55I just...
16:55I can't believe
16:56that Max would do that.
16:57He must have been taunted.
16:58And we will deal
16:59with Amos as well,
17:00but for right now,
17:01we want to focus on Max.
17:02I think we're
17:02overanalyzing this
17:03a little bit.
17:05Maybe if we didn't
17:06allow him to wear
17:07a pirate costume
17:07to school,
17:08he'd fit in a little bit better.
17:09We all decided
17:10that we would monitor
17:11the pirate situation.
17:12Everyone else decided,
17:12and now he's getting
17:13picked on,
17:13which is exactly
17:14what I thought would happen.
17:15I think what we're
17:15trying to say here
17:15is that we're not sure
17:17that Sullivan Elementary
17:18is the right fit for Max.
17:22I am...
17:23I'm sorry.
17:23I don't understand.
17:24I think we should
17:25take Max to an
17:26educational therapist
17:27to have him tested,
17:28to see whether or not
17:29she thinks Max
17:30can be successful.
17:31Well, let's just
17:31cut to the chase.
17:32Are we getting expelled?
17:33You giving us the boot?
17:34Adam.
17:39Are we?
17:40That's great.
17:41Amber's out with Hattie
17:43and her friends.
17:44Ooh, here's a two-in-one
17:45in Emeryville.
17:46That looks good.
17:47Emeryville?
17:48Over my dead body?
17:50Why don't you put
17:51that thing down?
17:52You're staying right here
17:53until you get back
17:54on your feet.
17:54Well, I'm on my feet.
17:55I'm not destitute.
17:56I've just got a little
17:57financial trouble
17:58and two degenerate kids,
18:01but I'll be fine.
18:02I'm just letting you know
18:04we're here for you.
18:06But trust me,
18:08I think I should
18:08cut this out.
18:09You know,
18:10and the slim chance
18:11that we wear out
18:12our welcome.
18:15Let's go.
19:00Hello?
19:02Who's this?
19:05Oh, my God.
19:07Hello.
19:13Can you believe us?
19:16Adam.
19:17Hey, it's okay.
19:19All right?
19:19They weren't officially booked,
19:20so it's not going to go
19:22in their records.
19:26Oh.
19:27Thank God for that, huh?
19:32Oh, God.
19:35Christina,
19:36I'm so sorry.
19:37Oh, it's okay.
19:39It's fine.
19:39It's over.
19:39I'm so sorry.
20:07It's over.
20:10Please, no comments.
20:13Where's he taking you?
20:14Chinese.
20:15Sexy.
20:18That's enough out of you, okay?
20:19That's enough.
20:20I want you to know you made me mad, and you embarrassed me,
20:23and it's going to be a long time before you earn my trust back.
20:28Okay.
20:34Are you sure about the shoes?
20:41Go on.
20:42Well, I mean, it's a date, not a bar mitzvah.
20:46I just think you should really go with your strong suit, you know?
20:48What is my strong suit?
20:50Your boots, obviously.
20:52Right.
20:52Also, that bag is very 1960s.
20:57Not in a good way.
21:00Oh, God.
21:13Oh, God.
21:39Hi.
21:41Hi.
21:44Sarah.
21:45Hi, it's me. It's Jim.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:51Hi.
21:52Hey.
21:53Oh, hey.
21:54Oh, God, I'm sorry.
21:57I didn't realize you were going to the right.
21:59Are you okay?
22:00Yes, I'm good.
22:01You look great.
22:03Oh, and you.
22:05Wow.
22:08You want to sit down?
22:09Okay.
22:09Yeah.
22:13Gosh.
22:14Hey.
22:16So.
22:18Oh, Julia said that she ran into you at, um, at Berkeley Coffee.
22:23Yeah.
22:23Do you live near there? You work near there?
22:26Oh, maybe she didn't, uh, I, I work at Berkeley Coffee.
22:33I'm a, uh, barista.
22:35Oh.
22:36Yeah.
22:36Yeah.
22:37She didn't say that.
22:38Um, and so how long have you been in the caffeine game?
22:42Uh, look, it's a long story, actually.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:45I used to go in there.
22:46I'm just, I'm just going to cut you off.
22:47Okay.
22:47I have to, um, I'm just going to make a quick.
22:49Oh, okay.
22:49And then, um.
22:50That's fine.
22:51I'll get, I'll get the appetizers started.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Do you like shrimp toast?
22:54Any kind of toast.
23:02Hello?
23:03Will!
23:04Is this who I am to you?
23:06What are you talking about?
23:07I mean, I know I'm not a big lawyer who walks around on the weekends in a juicy pantsuit.
23:11Does that mean I have to go out with a fat, balding barista?
23:13I'm just wondering, is that who I am to you?
23:15Oh, my God.
23:16Sarah.
23:16No, no, no.
23:17Don't oh God me, Julia.
23:19I know you're sexier than me.
23:20Everybody knows it.
23:21Whoa, whoa, hold on.
23:23I don't understand why you have to always prove that you're better than me.
23:25I'm never letting you set me up again, ever.
23:28Good, because I, I'm done trying to help you.
23:29Well, I don't need your help because I'm not some charity case.
23:32Screw you.
23:33Oh, no, screw you.
23:35I can't talk to you right now.
23:36Anyway, I have to go because I am on a frigging date.
23:47Everything okay?
23:48It's great.
23:50Listen, I, uh, I have something I want to show you.
23:58It's yours.
23:58That's the, uh, the ring I gave you?
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:05How do you have it?
24:06Oh, well, I don't know if you remember.
24:07You sort of threw it at me the night you broke up with me.
24:11Oh.
24:13I hit you right in the eye.
24:15Yeah, remember I said you should really, you should try out for the A's.
24:18That's right.
24:22So I want you to know I'm not just a barista.
24:25I rebuild trucks from the 30s.
24:27I have several ping pong trophies on display in my otherwise unimpressive apartment.
24:31And if that's not enough, which I'm sure it is,
24:34I just found out that the New Yorker is publishing one of my poems.
24:37The real New Yorker?
24:38Yeah.
24:39Yeah.
24:40Thanks.
24:43I'm really glad you called.
24:46You know, I've always thought about you, Sarah.
24:54Are you, are you all right, or?
24:59You just kept this all this time.
25:03So nice.
25:06You're so nice and funny.
25:08I married this guy who's, you know, like a tortured musician, and he has a strong problem.
25:20You, I'm such a jerk.
25:22It's just, I, I'm so sorry.
25:28I'm sorry.
25:29I'm just, I'm not very good at the, um, the dating thing anymore, you know?
25:36And, I mean, let's face it, in my prime, I wasn't, I wasn't that good at it either.
25:42You're more beautiful than I remember you.
25:45Shut up.
25:46You are.
25:47Seriously, please, shut up.
25:54Really?
25:55Yeah.
25:58Hey, just so you know, uh, he never actually participated in a single Olympic event, so.
26:06What?
26:07Your phenomenal sperm.
26:08Stanford, heck, traveled with the bowling team as a third backup.
26:12He never got in a single game.
26:14He never rolled a ball.
26:15Just thought you might like to know that before you pull out the turkey baster.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19You Googled my sperm.
26:20Yeah.
26:21I Googled your sperm.
26:22I can't believe that you're doing this without even discussing it with me.
26:26Well, what are we supposed to discuss?
26:27Every time the word commitment comes up, you wince.
26:29That's not true.
26:30You just wince.
26:32Yeah, oh, prove it.
26:32You just wince.
26:33Oh, prove it.
26:34You're an infant.
26:34You're panicking.
26:35I'm 34.
26:36I want a baby.
26:37Oh, okay, so you're just going to inseminate yourself, the seed of some third-rate hack bowler?
26:42Yeah.
26:42I mean, how about having a conversation or a compromise?
26:47Oh, you want half a baby?
26:48A bunny?
26:48What's a compromise?
26:49No, like, you know, you give me a little time to figure out my career stuff.
26:53No, I just saw a decade flash before my eyes.
26:56I need numbers, babe.
26:57Okay, five years, tops.
26:59I'll give you three.
26:59Fine.
27:00Okay.
27:00Great.
27:06So you're saying that you'll have a baby with me in three years?
27:11Yeah.
27:16Oh, my God, I love you.
27:17Okay, oh.
27:19Oh, my God, I love you.
27:20I love you, too.
27:21I love you.
27:24No, no, Tance.
27:25Okay, I can't.
27:26Tance is sacked.
27:26I just, I don't want you to get grounded, okay?
27:28I don't want you to get grounded, okay?
27:30Ow!
27:31Ow!
27:31Oh, no, oh, no.
27:32I don't want you to get grounded.
27:33Okay, then run.
27:34I got it, run.
27:34Six or seven splinters.
27:38Okay.
27:39Be very quiet.
27:40Be very quiet.
27:41Seriously, be quiet.
27:42This is not a lot of fun.
27:44Don't make any fun.
27:46Don't make any fun.
27:47Don't make any fun.
27:48Don't make any fun.
27:49Don't make any fun.
27:50It's not even fun.
27:51Oh, oh, oh.
27:52This is so awful.
27:53This is so awful.
27:54It's blackberry brandy, and it's delicious.
27:57I don't think I have a problem with this.
28:05Hi, honey.
28:06How was dinner with Uncle Adam?
28:13I'm so dead.
28:26Hey.
28:28Hey.
28:29Hi.
28:30What's going on?
28:33Um, I heard from the educational therapist.
28:37She said that she has some concerns about Max.
28:40Uh-huh.
28:41She feels that Max has some learning differences.
28:45Okay, listen.
28:45I've given this some thought.
28:46I want to contact the school, get Max a tutor to help him through this rough period.
28:49Honey, she wasn't just talking about...
28:51I understand that, but she wasn't just talking about academics.
28:54I get that.
28:54I'll review with it.
28:55Honey, she thinks that he may have...
28:57She thinks that he may have Asperger's.
29:01Asperger's?
29:04Like autism?
29:05Look, Max is not autistic.
29:06It's high-functioning autism.
29:07A lot of people with Asperger's...
29:08I know what it is.
29:08She's talking about autism.
29:09Max is not autistic.
29:10They're very productive lives.
29:11Adam...
29:11Christina, I've seen autistic kids.
29:12A Lessing's kid with a hand flapping at me.
29:14She was saying that when she was with him, she saw certain patterns.
29:16She was having a very bad day.
29:17I know that he was.
29:18Okay, and those tests that she gave him were ridiculous.
29:20Adam, that's not true.
29:20She didn't connect with him at all.
29:22You know how important it is for him to feel safe to connect with him.
29:23She said that if we get him the right tools to learn...
29:25This is what I said.
29:26A tutor.
29:27...that Adam just wasn't talking about a tutor.
29:28I'm not sending him to special ed.
29:29Honey, there is something wrong with our baby.
29:36It's not just...
29:37It's not just the academics, okay?
29:39It's not...
29:39It's not just the biting or the pirate costume or the fear of fire or the tantrums.
29:49It's...
29:50It's...
29:50It's everything.
29:51I know!
29:56Please don't make me be alone with...
29:58With this.
29:59I don't want to.
30:00I know.
30:01All right?
30:05I know.
30:06I know.
30:07I know.
30:10I know.
30:12I know.
30:15I know.
30:17I know.
30:18I know.
30:28I know.
30:30Max!
30:39I got your book back.
30:40You want me to hang it up in the hallway for you?
30:42Hey, Max!
30:47Max, that kid just said hello to you.
30:51Max, if you don't say hello back you might think that you're being rude.
30:54Okay.
30:56Did you hear him say hello?
30:58Uh-huh.
31:02Max!
31:03Max!
31:04Max!
31:05I love you.
31:15We just need to bring in...
31:16It's like the home stretch.
31:17We just need to bring in a couple more cans here and a couple more...
31:19Oh!
31:19Oh, excuse me.
31:20Adam!
31:21Hey!
31:22Hey, Paul.
31:23Great running into you.
31:24Listen, this is a little uncomfortable.
31:26Uh, the board of the Little League had a meeting last night.
31:29Uh, the consensus was is that maybe it might be better if you stepped aside.
31:33Let someone else coach the rest of the season.
31:35Uh, Jordan Shafranik's dad's able to step in.
31:38Oh, okay.
31:41And, Adam, they also asked me to tell you that you can't be present at future games.
31:46Uh, they've had some complaints from some parents.
31:49Uh, apparently the umpire's filing a lawsuit.
31:54Really sorry, Adam.
31:58It was a bad call.
31:59Yeah, yeah.
32:00Thanks for that.
32:02Sorry, I couldn't get back to the office.
32:04So, you make the call and I'll talk to you tomorrow morning.
32:06Okay.
32:07Bye.
32:14Hey.
32:14Hi.
32:15You're home early.
32:15No, I had this meeting over at Shaddock and the Crosby called,
32:18freaking out about some emergency that could wait.
32:20Uh, Drew didn't happen to come by, did he?
32:23Here?
32:23Yeah.
32:24No?
32:24I got a weird call from the school.
32:26Yep.
32:26I don't know.
32:27I'm just trying not to panic.
32:29I'm sure it's nothing.
32:30It's just-
32:30Adam, I'm in a real pickle, man.
32:32Katie already tried to move up the date.
32:33You gotta get me out of this engagement.
32:35Engagement?
32:36Oh, you're judgmental?
32:37You and Katie got engaged?
32:39Whoa, what?
32:40Crosby and Katie got engaged.
32:42Okay, this is about the frozen sperm thing.
32:44Sorry, the what?
32:45How do you know that?
32:46Is there not any confidential male guy stuff anymore?
32:49I don't think so.
32:50Hi, crazy lady who yells at her sister from a date.
32:53Fine.
32:54I may have overreacted a little bit.
32:56Maybe?
32:56What was that about?
32:57Why are you here?
32:58Why is everyone here?
32:59Because this is Adam and Crosby time.
33:01I didn't invite them.
33:02Christina is picking Sydney up from school for us.
33:04Joel has a dental thing and Sydney doesn't like me very much anyway, so-
33:07That's not true.
33:07Julia, that's not true.
33:08She loves you.
33:08Oh, she openly prefers Joel and that is fine.
33:11Because I am a good lawyer and he is a good father.
33:13So, she will be like a relative of mine.
33:17See, I can manage this.
33:18I can lower my expectations-
33:20Hold that thought.
33:20Hold that thought.
33:21Wait, so are we saying we lost Drew?
33:23I don't know what happened, okay?
33:26It might have something to do with the fact that he walked in on me and Jim half naked last
33:31night.
33:31You slept with Jim.
33:33Good for you.
33:34What happened to him being a fat molding barista?
33:36I wore him to him.
33:37How many days has she been home?
33:39Well, you're welcome out of here.
33:41Hello.
33:42Hi, Seth.
33:43Seth, there was a winner.
33:44No.
33:46What?
33:47He's with you?
33:48What are you talking about?
33:49Since when?
33:51Yes, I'm upset.
33:52Seth, whatever you do, do not let him out of your sight.
33:55Do you hear me?
33:56I'm on my way.
33:57I'm getting in the car right now.
33:58Goodbye.
33:58He's in motherfucking Fresno.
34:03Uh, Sarah.
34:05Sarah.
34:07Why don't I ride with you?
34:11Thanks.
34:13I'll do this.
34:26Your mom's here.
34:42Drew, honey.
34:44Hey.
34:45Hey.
34:51Hey.
34:52It's just not a real good time right now.
34:54I mean, I got these road dates that might come up, and it's...
35:02It's okay.
35:03You all right?
35:04Mm-hmm.
35:05Family good?
35:06Thanks for calling, Seth.
35:08Yeah.
35:13I'll see you soon, champ.
35:16You know, maybe we can take in a game or something?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Maybe we'll find out, young girl.
35:43Drew.
35:46Drew, come on, let's go!
35:47Oh! Hey!
35:51Hey! Hey!
35:54Hey!
35:56Oh, honey.
36:06You...
36:08deserve a father.
36:11You deserve a great father.
36:15I shouldn't have married him.
36:21I'm really sorry.
36:26Oh, look at you. Look at you.
36:31You're almost a man.
36:35When did that happen?
36:40For what it's worth, you have me.
36:47I'm not going anywhere.
36:52And I'm really sorry, but that's gonna have to be enough.
36:55Okay?
36:56Okay.
36:56Okay.
37:08Okay.
37:09I can't go without doors.
37:13Who can leave a friend behind without shedding a tear?
37:25I can't sail without the wind.
37:32I can't go without doors.
37:37I can't sail without the wind.
37:40I can't never leave a friend without shedding a tear.
37:49Who can sail without the wind.
37:56Who can sail down the wind.
37:56Who can't go without makeup.
38:07Adam, Adam, what the hell are you doing out here?
38:12We're fine.
38:14Just go back in.
38:16You're going to miss the end.
38:18Max, come on, let's go inside.
38:20He can't go in.
38:21What?
38:22There are candles in the hallway.
38:23You can't walk past them.
38:24Oh, hell, that's ridiculous.
38:25I mean, all he's got to do is go by him.
38:27He's going to be fine.
38:28Max, come on, let's go inside.
38:30Dad, it's not that simple.
38:31It is that simple.
38:32Adam, I race for a kiss.
38:33Dad, there's something wrong with my son.
38:37There's something wrong.
38:44What do you mean?
38:51There's something wrong.
38:56And I'm going to need you to help me.
39:18You're okay.
39:22Oh, Sonny.
39:41Thank you, brother.
39:52Hey.
39:53Hey.
39:54Hey.
39:54Uh-huh.
39:57Uh, well, uh, you look great.
40:01Thanks.
40:03Do you, uh, do you want to go in?
40:05Honey, come here.
40:08Oh, uh, who's this?
40:09That's Jabbar.
40:12Oh, hey, buddy.
40:13I'm Crosby.
40:15He wanted to meet his dad.
40:37We have a major situation.
40:40Wow.
40:41Hey, babe.
40:41I want a couple of belts in it.
40:43Let's go in.
40:45So, uh, I have a kid, a son, a boy.
40:50His name is Jabbar.
40:52Jabbar?
40:53I don't know.
40:53She's apparently a basketball fan or something.
40:56Okay.
40:56Well, what am I going to say after that?
40:58Like...
40:58Isn't the game today?
41:01What?
41:04Well, buddy, I thought you were done with baseball.
41:06It's my team.
41:18Uh...
41:20Game's in ten minutes, everybody.
41:21Come on.
41:21We got a baseball game.
41:23Come on.
41:23Let's go.
41:23Let's go.
41:24Let's go.
41:35Let's go.
41:35Oh, can somebody bring this around, please?
41:37May your wishes all come true.
41:41May you always do for others.
41:45And let others do for you.
41:57May you grow up to be righteous.
42:01May you grow up to be true.
42:04May you always know the truth.
42:08And see the light surrounding you.
42:17May you always be courageous.
42:21Stand upright and be strong.
42:24May you stay forever young.
42:38May you stay forever young.
42:44May you stay forever young.
42:51May you stay.
42:59May you stay.
43:01May you stay.
43:06May you stay forever young.
43:12May you stay forever young.
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