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مسلسل Ozark مترجم - Episode 1
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00:20Scratch, wampum, dough, sugar, clams, loot,
00:30bills, bones, bread, bucks, money.
00:36That which separates the haves from the have-nots.
00:40But what is money?
00:41It's everything if you don't have it, right?
00:44Half of all American adults have more credit card debt than savings.
00:4925% have no savings at all.
00:52And only 15% of the population is on track to fund even one year of retirement.
00:59Suggesting what?
01:01The middle class is evaporating?
01:03Or the American dream is dead?
01:06You wouldn't be sitting there listening to me if the latter were true.
01:09You see, I think most people just have a fundamentally flawed view of money.
01:14Is it simply an agreed-upon unit of exchange for goods and services?
01:18$3.70 for a gallon of milk?
01:20$30 to cut your grass?
01:21Or is it an intangible security or happiness?
01:26Peace of mind?
01:28Let me propose a third option.
01:32Money as a measuring device.
01:34You see, the hard reality is how much money we accumulate in life
01:38is not a function of who's president,
01:39or the economy, or bubbles bursting, or bad breaks, or bosses.
01:44It's about the American work ethic.
01:47The one that made us the greatest country on earth.
01:51It's about bucking the media's opinion as to what constitutes a good parent.
01:56Deciding to miss the ballgame, the play, the concert,
01:59because you've resolved to work and invest in your family's future.
02:04And taking responsibility for the consequences of those actions.
02:10Patience, frugality, sacrifice.
02:13When you boil it down, what do those three things have in common?
02:17Those are choices.
02:20Money is not peace of mind.
02:22Money is not happiness.
02:29Money is, at its essence,
02:33that measure of a man's choices.
02:38Okay.
02:40Well, you know, we're really just getting started
02:42looking at interviewing, I guess you'd say, financial advisors.
02:45Mm-hmm, sure.
02:46You're doing your due diligence.
02:47Mr. Burr, we don't know that much.
02:49Call me Marty.
02:50Marty, we don't know that much about stocks and investing.
02:53Oh, I kind of do.
02:55I do, I just don't have time to do the research.
02:58We just want to be comfortable with who we trust our money to.
03:02Mm-hmm.
03:04Um, well, tell me, um, what are your, what are your financial plans?
03:10Do you have, uh, a five-year goal?
03:14Yeah, we would like to build out our basement, ideally.
03:17And we would like a pool.
03:18We're not getting a pool.
03:19We're getting a pool.
03:21He does this all the time.
03:22Pools are tricky.
03:23Very difficult to, uh, recoup your money when it comes time to sell.
03:29Well, as an investment, uh, they're poor.
03:34Marty, we got to be in the city at four?
03:36Yep.
03:36I believe in ten?
03:37Yeah, hey, come on in, meet the Hunkins.
03:39Oh, hi.
03:39This is Liddell of Liddell & Burr.
03:41This is Bruce Liddell.
03:42The Hunkins are just interviewing financial advisors, so...
03:45Oh, so you didn't tell them?
03:46What about?
03:47Okay, so we handle 73% of Northwestern's entire surgical staff.
03:51Wow.
03:52Wow.
03:52Yeah, that's our appointment.
03:53So, due to that level of business, we're about to stop taking on new clients.
03:58There is an Edward Jones office on Wacker.
04:00I hear it does a halfway decent job.
04:02Or, Marty, you tell me, if it's not too late,
04:06then $5,000 would still open an account here today,
04:10and we'd be happy to take check or credit card.
04:16Um, check.
04:18Great.
04:20Great.
04:21Nice to meet you, too.
04:22Marty, I'll see you in the car.
04:23Yep.
04:28Central location.
04:29Magnificent architecture.
04:31I have heard back.
04:31I'm the first person showing this,
04:33so you guys are in for a treat.
04:35Views of the Chicago River.
04:37Room for expansion.
04:39Oh, my goodness.
04:40The lease options.
04:41The lease options.
04:41All right.
04:42Babe, now I'm working.
04:43I love when you give me boundaries.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46Marty, what do you think?
04:47Don't you love it?
04:48It's nice.
04:49Very nice.
04:49It's nice?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Fucking nice.
04:52I'm in that corner.
04:53You're in that corner.
04:5420 people working for us.
04:55Boom, boom, boom.
04:56Two receptionists.
04:58What kind of windows are these?
04:59The kind you see through.
05:01I mean, this is southern facing, right?
05:03I mean, depending on their performance rating,
05:05the cooling bill will be 15, 20% higher in the summer.
05:09Something to consider.
05:11You want to go call some clients or something?
05:14I think Marty and I need to have a lot of these being a little bitch, yeah?
05:16Yeah.
05:17Okay.
05:17Sure.
05:18All right.
05:25Saw your computer screen.
05:28Wendy catches you rubbing one out to that amateur backdoor action.
05:31She's going to fucking crap a toaster, dude.
05:33What are you thinking?
05:34You and Wendy have been together how long?
05:3620 years?
05:3722.
05:3722 years.
05:38Holy Christ, those threads are stripped.
05:41It's a long time.
05:42It's a long time.
05:43Liz, Liz, nothing's off menu.
05:46This girl's got a wink like a foxtrap.
05:49This is your future wife you're talking about.
05:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:51Easy.
05:52Enough.
05:52Easy.
05:53Settle.
05:54Marty Burt, you're my best friend.
05:56I love you.
05:57I do.
05:58But you're living a tragically subdued life.
06:01Mm-hmm.
06:02I mean, how is it, how is it we make the same bank and yet I can see my place
06:05in Trump Tower
06:06from here and you're driving a 10-year-old Camry with cloth fucking seats?
06:10Nothing wrong with that Camry.
06:11And am I doing just fine sex-wise?
06:14Oh, really?
06:15Yeah, really.
06:16Says the man watching DIY porn in his office with clients present.
06:20Wow.
06:23Now, be honest, when was the last time you were really, truly happy?
06:26Oh, come on.
06:28Come on.
06:29Come on.
06:29I'm planning happy.
06:30You got me.
06:31You got me.
06:32Financial advisor's not my dream job, but I am taking a fucking bite out of the apple.
06:36I am?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Hey, check this out.
06:38Check this out.
06:40Liz and I went here last weekend.
06:42Amazing.
06:43Amazing.
06:44Look at this.
06:45Lake of the Ozarks?
06:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:46Lake of the Ozarks.
06:46Southern Missouri.
06:47The Redneck Riviera, baby.
06:49Thought I was going to hate the place.
06:50Got there.
06:52Whew.
06:53Almost pissed myself.
06:54Yeah?
06:55Seriously.
06:55This bad boy, this bad boy has more shoreline, literally, than the entire coast of California.
07:00Look at that.
07:01Come on.
07:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:02Every summer, five million cash-rich tourists show up, descend on the place, and it's got everything.
07:07Rich, poor, bass boats, yachts, condos.
07:09You keep this.
07:10You hold on to this.
07:11This is mine.
07:12Yeah, you put that on your vision board.
07:13Okay?
07:14This place, I'm telling you, it's got everything.
07:16My point is, you can buy land right down to the waterway.
07:19We invest.
07:21You can't use it as an excuse to get out of the city.
07:23Your mood improves.
07:24Probably your marriage.
07:26Decision, boys.
07:27They will take it.
07:28Nice.
07:29No.
07:29What?
07:30No.
07:30We're not, we're not, we're going to consider it.
07:32We're not taking it yet.
07:35Sometimes, we don't think we're going to like something, but then you try it, and then suddenly
07:39you realize that you're having fun.
07:41Think about your trampoline.
07:43I mean, your father and I fought about getting that for years, and then all of a sudden, what
07:46happened?
07:47The next thing I knew, the two of us were doing backflips out there with you.
07:49Mom, I don't want to go to the dance, and I'm not going to have fun.
07:52Look, if he's just going to stand around, why make him go?
07:54Because it's a high school dance.
07:55Everybody stands around.
07:56You just don't want me there.
07:57I'm trying to help you, retard.
07:59Hey.
07:59You're the retard.
08:00Hey.
08:00We don't use that word.
08:01You know that?
08:02Both of you.
08:02Now, maybe you should go, because then you can wear your Minecraft t-shirt and take your
08:05spear.
08:06Screw you.
08:07Stop it.
08:08Both of you.
08:08Put that back, please.
08:09Your brother is very handsome, no matter what he wears.
08:11Give me that.
08:12Honey, you've got to put yourself out there a little bit.
08:13Give me the clipper, please.
08:14I was watching that.
08:15No, you're not.
08:16Yes, I was.
08:16Give it to me, and eat your dinner, and leave your brother alone.
08:20Why do you always take his side?
08:21I mean, it's not like you ever say anything to him.
08:22I'm not taking his side.
08:23You're picking on him.
08:24Okay, just stop.
08:25Can we reset this conversation?
08:27Yeah, let's do it.
08:32How was your day?
08:37How was yours?
08:40My day was very exciting.
08:41I went to Costco, and then I went and got groceries, and then I dropped off the recyclables, and
08:47then I took Jonah to the dentist, and then do not throw that out, because your father
08:52might want it later.
08:52You want it?
08:53No, thank you.
08:54No.
08:54Okay.
08:54That's very exciting.
08:56Didn't you get groceries on Monday?
08:58Mm-hmm.
09:00I need $10.
09:01What for?
09:03There's a fundraiser for Hannah.
09:04Walson.
09:05Is she all right?
09:06She has psoriasis.
09:08Oh, Jesus Christ.
09:10It's a disease, Dad.
09:11Like, cancer.
09:13Okay.
09:13No, is it?
09:15It's itchy skin, honey.
09:17There's no cure.
09:18All right, let's save our money.
09:20I mean, if they're close to a cure for flaky skin, and your contribution's gonna put a crack
09:25team of dermatologists over the top, then I'm gonna pony up, and until then, I'd like
09:29to save my $10, okay?
09:30I am not calling you one, but why are you acting so dickish?
09:33I mean, it is only $10.
09:35Charlotte, you know what?
09:35One day you're gonna work for a living, and you're not gonna lie to people with your
09:38head.
09:38Charlotte, get the $10 out of my purse.
09:41No, it's fine.
09:41Let her face fall off.
09:43It's $10.
09:44For God's sake.
09:44She asked me for $20 last week, and $50 a weekend before that.
09:48She's 15 years old.
09:49She needs another value of money.
09:52You do not agree?
09:53I agree.
09:56Your consumer reports came today.
09:59That's ironic.
10:06Thank you for dinner.
10:07I worked hard at it.
10:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:07You want the History Channel?
11:08Mm-mm. Thank you. I'm watching something else.
11:16I'm tired.
11:25You seem awfully quiet.
11:30I've just got something on my mind.
11:34Do you care if I go to bed?
11:36Mm-mm.
11:41Good night.
11:42Good night.
12:23Who loves this little girl?
12:25You too, Charlie.
12:29Good night.
12:45Good night.
13:24You haven't done this before, have you?
13:28Why?
13:31Handsome.
13:33Clean.
13:35Fit.
13:37Let me guess.
13:38Your wife won't do what you want her to do.
13:48If you were my man, working all day so I could stay at home, which, uh, let's face it, it
14:00was a bitch when they were little, but now they're both teens and in school all day.
14:09Private school, too, even though you pay a shit pot full of state taxes and live in a
14:17top-rated public school district.
14:19Who's never missed a mortgage payment?
14:23Marty Byrne.
14:24Nice home on a quarter-acre squared-off lot in the suburbs.
14:33Marty fucking Byrne.
14:37Putting presents underneath the tree since 2002.
14:46Not only would I not shit on you, but I'd let you do anything you wanted.
15:10Don't come too fast.
15:25Don't come too fast.
15:31Hey, you can't be beaten off from your car, baby.
15:34It's a workplace.
15:35Yeah, thank you.
15:58Hello?
15:59Marty, it's Bruce.
16:00I'm at Hanson's.
16:03Trucking?
16:04Why?
16:04I'm with senior and junior.
16:06I need you here, Marty.
16:07Now.
16:08Now?
16:09No, Bruce.
16:10It's the middle of the night.
16:11Why don't you tell me what the problem is and I can try to...
16:13Del.
16:14Del's here.
16:18Okay.
16:35I'm here.
16:39And I can't see that.
16:41I don't know what he used to.
17:04Hey, Mr. Hanson. Hey, Bruce.
17:05Hey, Marty. Dale just has a few questions.
17:08Yeah? Let's come in.
17:10Hey, Dale. Didn't know you were coming in town.
17:16You look good, Marty.
17:17Yeah, thanks.
17:19Where's my $5 million?
17:22Your what?
17:24Your $5 million?
17:26What's he talking about?
17:27Have a seat.
17:29When it's between you boys, it's your business.
17:30It's got nothing to do with me and my dad.
17:31Shut up, son.
17:33You're on a clean shop.
17:35Clean?
17:37Other than the $100 million in drug money that you and your father collect and transport
17:43to these two gentlemen to launder.
17:47Clean to you.
17:48Listen, Dale.
17:49Whatever money you're missing, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation.
17:52No.
17:52Stole.
17:54That's my word.
17:56Sit down.
17:58Yeah?
18:00Mr. Dale Neal, I swear we are not stealing from you.
18:05We log all of our weights.
18:08Check them.
18:09The numbers don't lie.
18:11You should tell it to him.
18:12From Chicago to Panama, Moscow to Tel Aviv, Marty Bird can make $100 million and dirty money disappear
18:20like spit on a hot skillet.
18:22Mr. Rieu, I have to pee.
18:25Of course.
18:38When I was nine years old, I started working for my Paris grocery store.
18:43Wasn't a big store, but it fed six kids.
18:47We had four cashiers.
18:49Carlota, our best.
18:51Maybe 30.
18:54Started there when she was 15.
18:56She was loyal.
18:57The kind of person you call aunt when you're nine years old because she was always there.
19:02Always with a smile.
19:04And then one day, my father's close enough, and he sees Aunt Carlota slip $5 worth of pesos
19:16out of the two into her pocket.
19:19He could not believe it.
19:22Why?
19:23Why, Carlota?
19:26If you needed the money, why didn't you just come to me?
19:33Carlota was a proud woman.
19:36Not too proud to steal, but proud.
19:41She had four kids.
19:43No husband.
19:45Her youngest one had asked for her.
19:48Said she needed the money to buy medicine.
19:51So her boy could breathe.
19:55Cried like a baby.
19:58I swore she would never do it again.
20:02Beg my father not to fire her.
20:05Begged?
20:09Mr. Hanson.
20:11What should my father do?
20:14We had Carlota.
20:17Five dollars.
20:21You tell her if it happens again, she's gone.
20:27You put her on probation.
20:31Probation.
20:35I love America.
20:37Bruce?
20:40One mistake against 15 years.
20:44Train of cashiers is a bitch.
20:46I give her a second chance still.
20:51Marty, what should my father do?
20:56I know what this is.
20:57I know what you're doing.
20:58This is an intimidation audit.
21:01Yeah?
21:01I mean, you think you can just come in here unannounced and rattle some cages and someone's going to admit
21:05to skimming?
21:08I mean, you're fishing.
21:11And, I mean, people steal.
21:12I get it.
21:13But you've got a distribution chain downstream that's run by meth heads and drug dealers.
21:17That's where you're going to find your Aunt Carlotta's.
21:19They're not in here.
21:20We've been laundering money for Mr. Navarro for ten years.
21:22That's right.
21:23The only thing you've done here is you've involved a civilian.
21:26Right?
21:30You know, to be honest, this Dale Carnegie Pablo Escobar ruse, I think that that's beneath you.
21:38Come on, Dale.
21:39Ruse.
21:40Ruse.
21:40That's a good word.
21:43Muchachos!
21:46Hey!
21:47Hey!
21:47Hey!
21:48Hey, Dale!
21:48Slow down!
21:49Jesus Christ!
21:50Just slow down, Dale!
21:51What the fuck?!
21:52Shit!
21:57My dad had nothing to do with this.
22:00It was Bruce's idea.
22:01Hey!
22:01Shut the...
22:02Shut the fuck up!
22:03He just came to me.
22:04It was Bruce.
22:05He didn't do it.
22:06It was...
22:06Hey!
22:06Dale!
22:08What have you done?
22:09Dale!
22:09Goddamnit!
22:10What have you done?
22:15What?
22:25Dad!
22:26He...
22:26He made a terrible mistake.
22:28He will work for free!
22:30Just please...
22:30Please my dad had nothing to do with this.
22:33You know what I like about Chicago?
22:35All the Mexicans.
22:36The culture, the food, the language, the women.
22:42I feel at home.
22:44You know what I dislike about Chicago?
22:46All the fucking Mexicans.
22:49Might as well put up a sign that says,
22:51Welcome to Chicago, drug hub of the U.S.
22:55FinCEN, DEA, ATF, FBI.
23:00All circling like buzzards.
23:04Where does all that drama come from?
23:10Poor, sticky-fingered white man.
23:13Phil, he's my son.
23:16Please, please. He made a terrible mistake.
23:18I can make this right. I swear to God, I can make it right.
23:21I can make it right.
23:22The father shouldn't have to see his child die.
23:28Damn it!
23:52How do you do it, Bruce?
23:53How do you do it, Bruce?
23:54How do you do it, Bruce?
23:54I'm not sure you do it, Bruce.
23:58Hey, Manson's man picked up the shipment of cash along with whatever legitimate load.
24:02Air conditioners, subtract the weight of the cash from the weight of the trucks.
24:08We rigged the gas gauges. They'd read full when they were five gallons of light.
24:14How much, Bruce?
24:19Eight million over three years.
24:28Okay.
24:31Ready.
24:34Marty had nothing to do with this.
24:39This is all me.
24:44I need you to understand.
24:47I would have never done any of this if I thought it would hurt you.
24:50And I am...
24:51Oh, man.
24:55Why don't I just say goodbye to my kids?
24:57They're asleep and I'll just...
24:59I'll just leave them a message, you know?
25:04And they're confused and worried about me.
25:08Hang on one second. I'll just leave a message.
25:09I'll tell them that I'm going away somewhere and that I'm going to miss them.
25:17Hang on.
25:22Where are they?
25:24Huh?
25:24Are your kids in school? Summer break?
25:28What?
25:29Your kids summer break?
25:31I don't want to do Wendy in front of the kids.
25:34Wendy doesn't know anything about what I do.
25:37I never told her about anything that I do.
25:39Not once.
25:41Not once.
25:42You don't need to do anything to Wendy.
25:44Are we ready?
25:46No, hang on. Hang on.
25:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:48One second.
25:50Just talk to me for one second.
25:51Just hang on a second.
26:00More shoreline.
26:01More shoreline than the whole coast of California.
26:04Excuse me.
26:05This place right here has more shoreline than the whole coast of California.
26:12And apparently, every summer...
26:16Hang on.
26:17Listen to me.
26:18Every summer, the population of this place explodes.
26:24Tons of tourists.
26:26Midwesterners from all over the place.
26:27Blue collar, white collar, loaded with cash.
26:31Okay?
26:33So I got this brochure.
26:34I gotta go.
26:35Hang on one second.
26:37Got this brochure.
26:38Last week, scouting businesses.
26:41And I brought it back to talk to Bruce about it.
26:42And I was gonna talk to you about it.
26:44Because I want to put the house on the market.
26:45And I want to move down there with the family.
26:47And I want to do what we do down there.
26:49You're right about Chicago.
26:52The FBI and the ATF and the CIA.
26:54And they're all, they're circling around Chicago.
26:56And they're tapping phones.
26:58And they're monitoring bank accounts.
26:59And I just...
27:01We need a new hub.
27:02I need a new hub.
27:04Okay?
27:05This place.
27:06It's away from every single law enforcement agency in the U.S.
27:11And it's cash rich.
27:13Okay?
27:14Think about it.
27:16What do I do?
27:17I launder 10% of what the cartel does in the U.S.?
27:20Right?
27:20And even if you piecemeal like 5% off to some other guy.
27:23You know?
27:23Which I doubt that you do.
27:24But even if you do, that's 85% that's getting shipped across the border into Mexico.
27:28All right?
27:28And how much of that's getting seized?
27:31A lot.
27:32It's a waste.
27:32How much of it's getting siphoned off to, you know, bribe the border patrol guys and the cops.
27:37And the politicians and the judges and all that stuff.
27:40It's all going out the window.
27:41Just give it to me.
27:42I want more than just the 10%.
27:44I want it all.
27:44I want to take it down there.
27:46Okay?
27:46What did these guys take from you?
27:47Was it eight?
27:48Is that what they said?
27:49I'll get you that.
27:50I'll put that together.
27:51I'll make you whole.
27:52You call it earnest money.
27:53Okay?
27:53I give that to you.
27:55But then I take me and my family and we go down to the Ozarks.
27:58Just like I planned.
28:00And I just start washing money.
28:03Tons of it.
28:04Nothing but washed money.
28:06That's all that matters.
28:07Come on.
28:09Come on.
28:11Five years.
28:13Three years.
28:14And I'll launder twice what we're doing right now.
28:16Five years.
28:18Five hundred million dollars.
28:20I can do that.
28:21There's got more, more shoreline than the whole coast.
28:23You said that already.
28:29Here we go.
28:52Five hundred million dollars.
28:52Five hundred million dollars.
29:09Five hundred million dollars.
29:09Five years, hey.
29:17Five hundred million for five years.
29:22No question.
29:25You have 48 hours to get me my money.
29:30Okay.
29:31Cash.
29:32No financial instruments, no wire transfer, no cashier's checks.
29:36Cash, all of it.
29:37Cash.
29:38Cash, I understand.
29:40After I have my money, you have another 48 to be on the road to the Sozars.
29:49I want you to be ready to set up shop within a week.
29:52Yeah.
29:53And Marty, when I drive by your house, there better be a for sale sign on your loan.
30:02Venganos, muchachos.
30:03Go on.
30:05Go on.
30:08Go on.
30:20Go on.
30:27Okay.
30:32No, there is no choice here.
30:34Marty, stop.
30:35We have to call the police.
30:36I want you to forget it, okay?
30:38Or do you want to just role play it?
30:40Okay?
30:41I'm detective whoever the fuck, and you're the wife of the top money launderer for the
30:45second largest drug cartel in Mexico.
30:47Go.
30:49I mean, come on.
30:51Policeman jail time or witness protection program, the best if we even get that far.
30:55If we make it that far, the kids and I are in danger.
30:59What do you want to hear?
31:00You know, people who drive trucks full of cash onto scales to weigh it because there's too
31:05much to count.
31:05They don't exactly have a code of ethics that they adhere to.
31:07We're not going to the police.
31:10Send Liz to the police.
31:11No.
31:12No, Bruce didn't come home.
31:13He's missing.
31:14They'll find out he's dead, and then you can...
31:15Liz is dead, Wendy.
31:16She's dissolving in a barrel next to the one they stuffed Bruce into.
31:20Now, here's what I'm going to do.
31:21So, over the next two days, I'm going to try to pull together $8 million to pay back
31:26what Bruce stole.
31:27What we're not going to do is...
31:28Do we even have that much?
31:29Well, it's going to be tight.
31:30I mean, after early withdrawal penalties, I don't know, but I'm going to try.
31:34What we're not going to do, though, is panic, okay?
31:38We're just going to prioritize, and we're going to compartmentalize, and there's going to be
31:41a little bit of time management, okay?
31:44All right?
31:44Starting first thing tomorrow morning, after we tell the kids that we're moving, we're going
31:48to call your friend, Linda, the realtor, and we're going to list the house, and then
31:51you're going to call the moving company, and then you and the kids are going to pack.
31:54You can either help them or just let them do it themselves.
31:56I don't really care, but come Friday after school, we're on the road, okay?
32:01That's it.
32:07Now, with the movers, please get three bids.
32:09The money's going to be tight.
32:12No fucking way am I going.
32:14Charlotte, you're going.
32:15We're all going.
32:16Not me.
32:16I'm going to live with Caitlin.
32:17The Ozarks.
32:18There's, like, woods and stuff.
32:21What the fuck?
32:22Husbands and fathers and mothers and wives, they take new jobs.
32:27They relocate with their families all the time.
32:28You know, this country was built by Americans pursuing opportunity, okay?
32:32The pioneers, for one.
32:34Those people, they relocated once a day.
32:35A self-employed financial advisor.
32:37You decide where the opportunity is.
32:39Yeah, and I've decided that the opportunity is in Missouri.
32:41We understand that this is upsetting.
32:44Believe me, I get how hard this is.
32:48But we're a family, so we are making this move as a family.
32:53We would prefer if you would see it as an adventure.
32:57Yeah, well, thanks for the eggs in the shit sandwich.
32:59Charlotte?
33:03I got her.
33:10You okay?
33:15Not some.
33:16All.
33:18Everything.
33:19Liquidated.
33:20Cash.
33:20$7,945,400.
33:24Sir, again, we don't keep that kind of money on site.
33:27You can't just have it wired here and then come by the bank and withdraw it.
33:30Not cash.
33:31Whoa, whoa.
33:32Marty, stop.
33:33If the markets are spooking you, let's slide into the mutual funds.
33:36No, I'll be back in six months with twice the money.
33:38I'm not explaining myself correctly.
33:40Just because it says the money is in your account, doesn't mean it's really there physically.
33:44I know how the banking system works.
33:46That's why I'm calling you in advance so you can get it.
33:49Your entire portfolio.
33:50Yeah, forget it.
33:5210% penalty for early withdrawal plus another 32% in taxes.
33:55This is where there seems to be a disconnect.
33:57These will be large wire transfers and your expectations about withdrawing into cash.
34:01Sir, by the end of business today, you're going to have close to $8 million in four separate accounts a
34:06year bank.
34:06And I suspect that that puts you in a woefully undercapitalized position relative to your obligations to the FDIC.
34:14Okay?
34:15So, you know, unless you're the vice president of the one institution that is exempt from the liquidity ratio laws
34:24that govern every other bank in America, I suggest you place a call to the Federal Reserve at 230 South
34:30LaSalle
34:31and you order yourself up a shit pot full of cash.
34:36Hey, Brenda.
34:37Yeah.
34:38Do you need help with something?
34:39This firm has been dissolved, unfortunately.
34:44I'm sorry?
34:45The firm, it no longer exists.
34:48Okay?
34:49Uh, but, um, you know, you were great.
34:54All the way through.
34:59Marty's in business with some very bad people.
35:03We need to leave town.
35:05Your husband, the financial advisor, Mr. Consumer Reports.
35:12Holy shit.
35:14We leave tomorrow.
35:20Wait a second, wait.
35:21Are we talking about run-for-your-life kind of leaving or a witness protection situation?
35:27Everything's on the table.
35:29Holy shit.
35:31Holy shit.
35:32Leaving, leaving for where?
35:35The Lake of the Ozarks.
35:39The Ozarks?
35:41Well, good Lord, what is that even like?
35:45I think it's where camouflage is a primary color.
35:49His name's Gary Silverberg.
35:52He's a partner with McNeil Roberts downtown.
35:55No?
35:56Uh-uh.
35:57On the board of half a dozen non-profits, Academy of the Arts, Goodman Theater, Joffrey.
36:02He sees your wife at least twice a week.
36:04Sometimes more.
36:05Either his place or somewhere closer to yours.
36:10An H.I. Express, Fairfield Inn.
36:13The Doubletree and Alsup's where I tagged him.
36:16This Sugarwood right here, what is that?
36:17I don't know.
36:18You jumped the gun asking to me today.
36:21Normally, I transfer everything from a working file to a folio binder.
36:25A table of contents and throw a summary suitable for presentation or arbitration.
36:29Tell me what it means.
36:31Sugarwood's her pet name for it.
36:33As in, you know, give me some of that sugar.
36:36I got it.
36:38Well, where is Marty now?
36:40He's paying back the money that his partner stole.
36:43How much, I don't know.
36:46Well, if we're talking about...
36:48Well, I think we are.
36:49The government will try to attach as much of that money as possible.
36:53Freeze your assets to force his cooperation.
36:56You need to get as much as you can as fast as you can.
36:58I don't know.
37:00Fuck.
37:03Fuck, fuck!
37:05Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, how difficult would it be for someone to disappear?
37:10You or him?
37:12Be careful.
37:14No, just me.
37:16You know, the family.
37:17Family of four.
37:19New IDs, social security numbers, credit cards.
37:22You could do it.
37:22For a while, anyway.
37:24Then your money would run out.
37:25One of your kids would get online sloppy.
37:27Twitter, Instagram.
37:29Your wife has one lemon drop too many where their new best friend wants to share.
37:32Hmm.
37:34Yeah.
37:36If you have a legal problem I'm not aware of, don't tell me if you do.
37:40You could keep your identity.
37:41Leave the country.
37:42Go somewhere with no extradition to the U.S.
37:45Really depends on who's looking for you and how much money they have.
37:50Hang on.
37:51Hang on.
37:55It's got a text from my bank.
37:58My wife emptied our checkings and savings.
38:03You got a gun?
38:07No.
38:08What?
38:09Good.
38:11Silverberg lives in the Aqua Tower.
38:13Apartment 8003, the 80th floor.
38:18What makes you think she's there?
38:21It's Thursday.
38:48Hi, this is Wendy.
38:49Leave me a message.
38:50Bitch!
38:59Hey, Gary?
39:02Hey, Gary, I'm back.
39:12Twenty-two years.
39:15Never cheated.
39:16Not once.
39:17And I had the chance more than a few times, and I never, ever took it.
39:25Instead, I worked.
39:28Came home, went to bed, got up, did it all over again.
39:31Not good enough, huh?
39:33Now you want to try to take our money?
39:35You want a divorce?
39:36First, I will show you the meaning of ugly.
39:39I will lose.
39:41I will lower it off.
39:42I will dig in.
39:43I will lose, man.
39:45Now you're...
39:46What the fuck?
39:48Move.
39:52Come on, man.
39:55Come on.
39:57Come on.
39:57Come on.
39:59Move.
40:11Come on.
40:39Wendy?
40:40Why does Wendy have a cashier's check?
40:42For $29,650, Marty.
40:47You lied to me, Marty.
40:51She knows about our business.
40:55What kind of man isn't willing to lie to save his wife's life?
40:59Was that before or after you found out she was fucking the lawyer?
41:04After?
41:05Ouch.
41:07I bet you haven't even confronted her yet, huh?
41:11Right now you're calculating the smart move.
41:15Divorce her?
41:18Things turn ugly.
41:20She holds what you've done over your head.
41:23Live with the cheating.
41:23Whatever man you think you are is eating away day by day.
41:29Or I take care of our Wendy problem.
41:32Right here.
41:34Right now.
41:36Your call.
41:45Marty, you there?
41:52What should my father do?
41:56Your father?
41:58About Aunt Carlota.
41:59You never answered my question.
42:01What should my father do about a woman who steals from him?
42:05A loyal woman.
42:07A mother.
42:07A mother.
42:09Within 15 years.
42:10Within 15 years.
42:13What did my mother make him do?
42:18Fire her.
42:20Why?
42:23It's not the first time she stole from you.
42:26What was it?
42:29It's the first time you caught her.
42:30poor mother.
42:38It's her son look.
42:39She was going to take her for the next time.
42:42She was.
42:45It's her baby.
42:45What did she do?
42:46She was.
42:46She went.
42:47She was.
42:47She went.
42:52She went.
43:38You're welcome.
44:25Am I under duress?
44:26No.
44:27What are you doing?
44:28No, there's been...
44:29No, stop that.
44:30There's been no kidnapping.
44:31I'm not wearing any wires.
44:33I just...
44:34I have a business opportunity that requires cash.
44:38Sir, there's no business opportunities that require that much cash.
44:42Not legal ones.
44:43Well, I agree to disagree.
44:47Where's my money?
44:48As we told you, we can't cover that amount within 24 hours.
44:52Okay.
44:55There's two federal agents here, which means you wouldn't take the chance that there was a kidnapping and not have
45:01my money.
45:01So if you don't produce it immediately, I'm going to walk into that lobby and I'm going to tell these
45:05people that I can't get my money out.
45:06And we'll see how long that takes to go viral and you get a good old-fashioned run on this
45:10bank.
45:11And if I want to put all $7,945,400 into a hot tub, get buck naked, and play Scrooge
45:19McDuff, that is 100% my business.
45:22Now, where's my money?
45:29The Great Depression.
45:31That's when the Lake of the Ozarks was built.
45:341929.
45:36Did you know all that?
45:37You're Mighty Bird.
45:39Mighty Bird has been planning this for a long time.
45:43How long again?
45:46A long time.
45:53Yeah, I'm short.
45:55$6,950, but it is not a problem.
45:58What did I tell you?
45:59I've already sold that car, but I also have a minivan that I haven't sold yet.
46:04And it's a Honda Odyssey.
46:06It's top-ranked minivan in the U.S.
46:09Blue Book on it.
46:10It's $27,000.
46:11I get the cash you gave me, Jerry's.
46:12I'll buy the Odyssey from you for $27,000.
46:14So I owe you $20,000.
46:16Take that from the cash.
46:18And I'll lease it back to you for, say, $1,000 a month.
46:24Top-ranked minivan in the U.S.
46:28Okay.
46:30Good.
46:31Now I want you to take my $7,973,000 with you to Missouri and clean it.
46:42Clean it?
46:43Uh-huh.
46:46That's clean.
46:47It's hard to clean.
46:49I'm going to clean it?
46:52Again, you'd lose 15%.
46:56Another 25% in taxes, a minimum.
47:00That's not the point, is it?
47:04I have to see that you can do it.
47:06I'm torn, Marty.
47:08Between intrigue and thinking this whole Ozark thing is complete and utter straw-grasping bullshit.
47:19But I'm willing to roll the dice.
47:23Because you're special.
47:27You have a gift.
47:30But if I think that you're trying to fuck me,
47:36I'm going to have to kill you.
47:38And Wendy.
47:40And Jonah.
47:43And Charlotte.
47:49And not in that order.
47:52Yeah.
48:02You know, Dell, the other day, you said,
48:06where's my $5 million,
48:08and Bruce and the Hanson kid took eight.
48:10Hmm.
48:14You were right.
48:16I was fishing.
48:18I didn't know they stole a damn thing.
48:22And you killed Liz on a hunch.
48:24I'm going to tell.
48:26I've been working with you and Bruce for how long?
48:29You ever know him not to constantly run his mouth?
48:33I don't know.
48:58What's really going on, Mom?
49:00You know, Charlotte, it has been, um,
49:04it's been only a few days, so
49:07if there is
49:08there's anything in here
49:10that you can
49:11just combine.
49:18Okay.
49:19I'm just going to have to help him out
49:20for the next few days, okay?
49:21I just keep a really good attitude,
49:23and you have to trust us all right.
49:25I know more of this.
49:27I really do.
49:28Okay?
49:46Straight to the Westbrook?
49:47Hang up.
49:49You want me to keep trying?
49:50No.
49:51It's possible he ran.
49:53Changed his mind,
49:54took his chippy,
49:55and left the country.
49:56Agent Petty?
49:57I think we got them all.
49:59Well, 18 bugs went in.
50:01I won 18 out.
50:03My name's on the wreck.
50:04Yes, sir.
50:07You don't seem too upset.
50:09It is what it is.
50:12Liddell was our end.
50:13You heard him.
50:14He would have been a fantastic government witness.
50:19Mexicans.
50:20Mexicans, mafia, Muslims.
50:21We all want to believe that these people are more than they are,
50:24and they're not.
50:25If they weren't...
50:28dealing drugs,
50:30extorting businesses,
50:31flying planes into buildings,
50:33they'd be cleaning toilets.
50:36They're not criminal geniuses.
50:38They're pathological liars on the path of least resistance.
50:42Liddell was no different.
50:47Entertaining, though.
50:52I'm confused.
50:55Del Rio,
50:56Navarro,
50:57the cartel.
50:59Why would we do all this
51:01if Bruce was just
51:01entertaining?
51:09Where is Martin Bird?
51:18God.
51:19God.
51:47He would love you.
52:24Where are you going?
52:25I'm just going to take a leak.
53:08I'm just going to take a leak.
53:43I'm just going to take a leak.
53:55I'm just going to take a leak.
54:22I'm just going to take a leak.
54:53I'm just going to take a leak.
55:18I'm just going to take a leak.
55:32I'm just going to take a leak.
55:36I'm just going to take a leak.
55:40I'm just going to take a leak.
56:10I'm just going to take a leak.
56:34I'm just going to take a leak.
56:38I'm just going to take a leak.
56:45I'm just going to take a leak.
56:53I'm just going to take a leak.
57:08I'm just going to take a leak.
57:09I'm just going to take a leak.
57:09I'm just going to take a leak.
57:14I'm just going to take a leak.
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