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00:01They weren't officially booked, so it's not gonna go on their records.
00:04Mom, it wasn't my weed.
00:06I want you to know you made me mad, and you embarrassed me,
00:09and it's gonna be a long time before you earn my trust back.
00:11I know you think Raquel is intense. She's a great mom.
00:15You don't have to choose between being a mom and having to work.
00:19You may not be there all the time, but the time that you do have, you can make that count.
00:22It was mine. The pot. It was mine.
00:25Sorry for not being the girl that you thought I was.
00:27What makes all this worth it?
00:30What makes it worth it is the connection.
00:32It's the bond you feel.
00:33Well, what if I don't feel a connection?
00:36You will.
00:44What is this?
00:47Oh, Crosby.
00:48Oh, um, that's my mixing beaker.
00:51Yeah.
00:52What are you mixing on?
00:53Oh, you know, frozen orange juice and stuff.
00:57It stinks.
00:59Hey, uh, be careful out there. Stay close.
01:02Okay, are we done here, do you think?
01:04Yeah, yeah, we're almost done.
01:07Do you even know who these belong to?
01:09Of course.
01:11Um, you know what? I think Christina left them here.
01:13Yeah, yeah, very funny.
01:15Hey, I know we're doing all this child-proofing here, but...
01:17Are you sure you would rather have this sleepover over at our house?
01:22Oh, you don't think I can handle it?
01:26All right, you know it's gonna be good for you.
01:29You're gonna get to have your son here with you and...
01:34You're gonna get to watch him sleep and just see how innocent and vulnerable and...
01:38And peaceful?
01:40Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah, you know, I've dated some wild women.
01:47Real Hellcats, but...
01:48You know when they finally pass out, it's like they turn into these little kittens.
01:54All purry and warm and...
01:57So, you know, I know what you're talking about.
02:03I feel ya.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Are you sure?
02:06Do you want some?
02:07Oh, no, no, no.
02:08Oh, oh, sorry.
02:09I'm so sorry.
02:09I'm just gonna have some of this.
02:10Grand honor, what are you doing?
02:13We're, uh, dining.
02:14Would you like some?
02:15Oh, gee, thanks.
02:16No, I've got something I have to do, but I appreciate it.
02:19Really.
02:19Looks like fun.
02:20Oh, hey, Christina.
02:22Yeah?
02:22Could Hattie babysit for us tomorrow night, because our regular sitter has the flu?
02:26Um, yeah, I don't see why not.
02:27Hey, Hattie?
02:29Hattie?
02:30What?
02:30Can you, uh, babysit tomorrow night for Aunt Julia?
02:33Um, you know what?
02:35I would really like to, but...
02:38But...
02:39You have plans?
02:40What?
02:41She doesn't have any plans.
02:41That's fine, sweetie.
02:42She has nothing to do.
02:44I thought she has to, though.
02:45She doesn't have anything to do.
02:46Well...
02:47What about Amber?
02:48She's...
02:48Oh, wow.
02:53Yeah.
02:54And she's sitting right there.
02:55Yeah.
02:58That's...
02:58That's a perfect idea.
03:00That's a perfect idea.
03:00Yeah.
03:00I hadn't thought of that.
03:01That's great.
03:02Yeah.
03:02Okay.
03:03I'm going to just ask her.
03:06Hey.
03:07Do you want to babysit for Aunt Julia?
03:09Hello?
03:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:12Hey, hey.
03:12Oi.
03:13What's wrong with you?
03:14Aunt Julia wants you to babysit.
03:16Oh, so you're waterboarding me?
03:18Aunt Julia wants you to babysit.
03:19Whoa.
03:19Take it easy.
03:21Yeah, sure.
03:22Why not?
03:23Yeah, yeah, no, I thought so.
03:24Good.
03:24Okay, she'd love to.
03:26Great.
03:26Great.
03:28Awesome.
03:29No problem.
03:29Great.
03:29Problem solved.
03:32Hey, go tell your brother that we're ready to eat.
03:34There's no way I'm going near that bathroom while he's in it.
03:36Which is five times a day.
03:38Oh, that's an exaggeration.
03:39She's exaggerating.
03:40You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
03:42Yes.
03:43He's getting clean.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Spankin' clean.
03:48He's, he has like, you know, he's working on his hair.
03:51He's got like different products.
03:51I do that too.
03:52You know, for a long time.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Hi, honey.
03:54Hi.
03:55Hey, Drew.
03:56Morning.
03:59Hey, bud.
04:00How was the shower?
04:01Your hair looks cute.
04:06Honey, does Crosby know that I know about Jabbar?
04:08No, I think he assumes I tell you everything.
04:10Well, why would he assume that?
04:12He hasn't even told Katie he has a son yet.
04:14Well, I think Crosby assumes I'm not like him.
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:17I think Crosby assumes correctly.
04:18Which is why he should not be making jokes about my underpants being in his houseboat.
04:22Weirdo.
04:23You mean crotchless panties?
04:25Ugh.
04:26He's so...
04:28Wait a second.
04:29Honey.
04:30Yeah?
04:31This...
04:32$220?
04:33Look at that.
04:35It's Hattie's cell.
04:36Yeah, she's racked up like a gazillion minutes on this thing.
04:39Yeah, to one number over and over again.
04:41She's sleeping over at Leslie's.
04:43Please call her.
04:43This is not acceptable.
04:45I...
04:46I don't even recognize this number.
04:47She's never called this number before.
04:49I...
04:50Who is this?
04:53Alright, she's not picking up.
04:56Who are you calling now?
04:57I'm gonna call the mystery number and find out who this belongs to.
05:00Okay.
05:01Well, put it on speaker.
05:01I want to hear it.
05:02Alright.
05:07Uh.
05:09Yo, yo, yo.
05:11What's up?
05:13Okay, you dialed wrong.
05:14You had to have dialed wrong.
05:14I did not dial wrong.
05:16You had to have dialed wrong.
05:16Here.
05:16Alright, here.
05:17Here you go.
05:17Drive.
05:18Go ahead.
05:28Yo, yo, yo.
05:30What's up?
05:32Ooh.
05:37We were young.
05:40We were small.
05:41But we didn't know it.
05:46Ah..
05:47When you were hurt, you would smile.
05:51So you didn't show it
05:54I, I, I can't believe you're mine
06:08Can't believe you're mine
06:13Can't believe you're mine
06:19Honey, wait a second
06:20I just think that we should let her explain herself
06:23Before breaking into her room
06:24Well, wait, wait a minute
06:25Her room is in our house
06:27So technically we're not breaking into anything
06:28She's 15 years old
06:30Besides, what she doesn't know won't hurt her
06:32Right, just us
06:35Go ahead
06:35No, you go ahead
06:36You wanted to do this
06:37All right, okay
06:38We'll just get in and we'll get out
06:39Get in and get out
06:40Let's do it
06:42What exactly are we looking for?
06:44I don't know, anything that smells like yo-yo
06:46Smells like yo-yo
06:48Okay, um
06:49Hey, what about, what about her computer?
06:51Her Facebook page
06:52What about that?
06:53Good idea, good idea
06:54Okay
06:54All right
06:58I don't know her password
06:59Oh, I used to know it
07:01All right
07:02Patty
07:03Daddy
07:04Really? That's sweet
07:05Mm-hmm
07:05She was 12
07:08And she's changed it
07:09Okay
07:10I don't know
07:16Yo
07:16Yo
07:17Can I shower in here?
07:19The masturbatorium is occupied
07:21Please
07:21Will you give him a break?
07:23Please not shame your brother
07:24He's 14, okay?
07:26He has needs
07:27I think I know pretty much everything there is to know
07:29About 14-year-old boys and their needs
07:31Thank you for that
07:32Oh, um
07:33Aunt Julia called
07:34I don't have to babysit
07:35Why not?
07:37I don't know
07:39Well, what'd she say?
07:40What was the reason?
07:41Who cares?
07:43I care
07:44I'm gonna shower
07:46She didn't give any reason at all?
07:48She didn't postpone?
07:50Did she?
07:51Hello?
07:58So I heard the kid-proofing went well?
08:00Indeed
08:01Even found something of mine?
08:05I guess they didn't mention your special mixing beaker
08:07What mixing beaker?
08:09Okay, look, I got it
08:10What?
08:10Hattie Ho
08:11Hattie Ho?
08:12Uh-huh
08:12That's not good
08:14Says she's in a relationship
08:15Has been for a month
08:17A month?
08:18Is that him?
08:18Is that him?
08:20Must be
08:21Yo-yo
08:22A.K.A. Steve Williams
08:25He's a junior at Hattie's High School
08:27Junior
08:27What else?
08:28What else?
08:29What else?
08:29Well, he's got a rap sheet
08:30What?
08:31That's not funny
08:32It's not even close
08:32Okay, look
08:33They're Facebook official
08:34They're not eloping to Vegas
08:36Facebook official?
08:38It's not a suicide pack
08:39They're just dating
08:42How much masturbating is too much?
08:44Uh, I'm sorry, what?
08:46For Drew
08:47He's in the bathroom
08:50Like, a lot
08:51Like six or seven times a day
08:53Look, Sarah
08:53That's totally normal
08:54Okay, so
08:55Is it too much?
08:56I don't know what to do
08:57Look, I've got problems on my own
08:58Okay, Hattie has a boyfriend
08:59Of course Hattie's got a boyfriend
09:01She's 15
09:01She's cute, Adam
09:02Don't be a dork
09:03Yeah, okay
09:03And you know what?
09:04They're Facebook official
09:05And, you know, she hasn't said anything
09:07To Christina and I about it
09:08Well, of course she doesn't talk to you about it
09:10That's not a problem
09:11I've got a kid who I'm afraid might injure himself
09:13It's the one time I could actually use some help from his lame father who won't call me back
09:18You know, with Amber, she got her period
09:21I said, you okay?
09:22She said, screw you
09:23She was fine
09:24But him, I just
09:25So
09:26I can't be the man for him, you know
09:28Oh, you're asking me to talk to him about it
09:30Oh, God, Adam, would you?
09:32Yeah, absolutely, no problem
09:33Just don't make him feel weird, okay?
09:35He's just so sensitive
09:36Just tell him that it's normal or almost normal
09:40And he's becoming a man
09:41I'm going to welcome him to the club
09:42Yeah
09:43All that stuff
09:44Just be positive and encourage him to express himself in other ways, too, you know?
09:49What, like downloading porn?
09:51Oh, God
09:52That's outside the shower
09:54Hey, Sarah
09:55Hey
09:55Oh, yeah, good
09:56Glad I got it, guys
09:57We need to talk here
09:58Okay, I gotta get to work, Dad
09:59What's up?
09:59Well, honey, are you aware that we're in the middle of a drought?
10:03What? No
10:04Well, somebody in the house using an awful lot of water
10:09Oh, yeah, that
10:11So from an environmental standpoint, I was thinking we need to do something
10:15Yeah, I'm as green as the next person, Dad, but he's a 14-year-old boy
10:18I don't know what to tell you
10:18That's why I would like to talk to him mano a mano
10:22Oh, no
10:23Oh, no
10:52Perfectly natural
10:53I mean, even I on occasion
10:54Not obsessible
11:00Permission to come aboard
11:02Oh, no, pirates
11:05What's up, sleepover buddy?
11:07Nothing
11:08Nothing
11:08You ready for this?
11:11Me too
11:13I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, Crosby
11:15Are you kidding?
11:16I'm fired up
11:17I should be thanking you
11:19Can I get a hug?
11:20Can I get a hug?
11:20Oh
11:21You be good, okay?
11:23Okay
11:25So, uh, I'm available 24-7 except for the two hours that I'll be dancing
11:31So if anything, if you need me, just call me, I'll be here, anything
11:35You don't need to worry
11:36Look, I baby-proofed the crap out of this place
11:41Okay
11:43Nothing's gonna go wrong, right, Jabbar?
11:45He knows
11:46Safety first here
11:49You're a doll
11:50Thank you
11:51Thank you
11:52Thank you
11:53Have fun
11:53Okay, no girls allowed
11:56Too gross
11:57Cheese or pepperoni?
12:02Pepperoni
12:03Pepperoni
12:04Your cell phone bill was over $200 this month
12:07You're kidding
12:08No
12:08I had no idea
12:09That's over a thousand minutes
12:11Okay, well, I'll pay you guys back
12:14I'll babysit, I'll do chores, you know, whatever it takes
12:16It's like 18 hours in one month
12:18To one number, one number
12:19Steve Williams?
12:23How do you guys know that?
12:26Well, when we couldn't reach you, we called his number
12:30You guys talked to Steve?
12:32No, we did not talk to him, we just heard his voice, we heard his voice
12:35Yo, yo, yo
12:37So, how do you know his name?
12:40We have our ways
12:41What ways?
12:43What did you guys do?
12:44We went on your computer
12:45Your Facebook page
12:48No, you didn't
12:49You guys broke into my room
12:53And you hacked into my computer?
12:56Wait a second, miss
12:57You have no right to get angry with us
12:59You have been going out with this boy for over a month without telling us
13:02Okay, who cares, Homeland Security?
13:04What you guys did is illegal
13:05You can't do that
13:06It's a violation of everything
13:09Oh, no, no, no
13:10Hey, what?
13:10You're a Facebook official
13:11Right
13:13That's right
13:13That's right
13:14You go up to your room because you're grounded
13:15Grounded
13:17Jawohl, mein Fuhrer
13:18So have you done that
13:19Come here
13:20Oh
13:20Suck down
13:22Oh.
13:48Do do do, do do.
13:51Do do do.
13:55Hey.
13:56Hey.
13:57How did you know that I was here on a Sunday?
13:59Oh, I was talking to Joel and I'm on my way to work.
14:03I'm so busy, it's insane.
14:06Is that why you canceled Amber?
14:09Yeah.
14:11Yeah, if they had their way, I would never get to see Sidney,
14:15let alone have a date night.
14:17because Joel said you canceled because she doesn't know the area yeah well I
14:22mean it was a combination of that and the work you know mm-hmm she was really
14:30disappointed she was she thinks that you don't think she's responsible or capable
14:38she didn't sound disappointed when I she was really disappointed because you know
14:43back in Fresno she was a really popular babysitter everybody called her she was
14:47the go-to girl I did not know that well now you do Sarah sorry
15:05don't apologize to me
15:24how's it going Drew
15:30oh grandpa made me do the same thing when I was your age watch his old truck sucks
15:37yeah how's everything else good
15:44yeah I hated washing the old truck
15:48but there there was something I really enjoyed doing when I was your age
15:51oh yeah what and it's nothing to be ashamed of it's totally natural
15:56you know Woody Allen said masturbation is having sex with someone you love
16:01did my mom ask you to talk to me about this no no she may have mentioned it but
16:05I wanted to talk to you about it because Drew it's totally normal okay and I want
16:10to make sure you don't feel weird about it we can just you know air it out air it
16:16out well you know I just wanted to make sure there's no stigma attached to it like
16:20hair growing on yeah can we just not talk and just say we did yeah but I just
16:25wanted you to know that you can talk to me about anything all right like pimples girls birth
16:31control you know about rubbers right prophylactics look we can just not talk
16:35too right yeah yeah absolutely no big deal okay well you just you keep up the good work with the
16:43washing the truck I mean not the or the other thing too if you want because all right I'm glad
16:49we had this talk all right all right I had no choice Sarah started asking about other
16:59nights Amber could babysit and I couldn't think of anything else to say so mea culpa I totally blew
17:05it oh oh no it's fine I blew it too you did we should never have canceled in the first
17:11place
17:13wait so now we trust Amber she is a very experienced babysitter says your sister I trust my sister oh
17:22geez I'm sorry I forgot the cardinal rule only a braverman can criticize another braverman all
17:27right you're right I'm sorry that's a that's a total double standard thank you one about which we can
17:33do nothing hey so what are we gonna do I was thinking that we should call Amber and see if
17:40she can
17:40still come over tonight you sure about this no but I'm optimistic yeah so am I good good date night
17:50yay so how did it go what happened what did you say I did okay considering really well you didn't
17:58use
17:58the word though did you what because it's just so clinical you know masturbate uh do you think it's
18:06time for that had he out of her room it's against the rules eat peanut butter out of the jar
18:10dad you
18:12are absolutely right buddy you're right does that mean I can't no that means that dad cannot he
18:17cannot you broke the rule I broke the rule he broke the rule broke the rule hey you know what
18:22can
18:22you do me a favor can you tell your sister to come downstairs no why not she's not upstairs
18:31yes she is honey she's in her room no she's not
18:47yo-yo lives here honey don't judge a book by its cover you can cook meth anywhere I told you
18:52that
18:54I'm out uh Christina Christina and you must be Christina and Max yeah hi hi how do you show
19:02this pictures yeah yeah we know we've heard all about you uh Max stay close buddy he's okay he's
19:07fine okay hi good to meet you no we've heard all about you wow you have yeah we just love
19:15her to
19:15death oh so uh she's not here no oh no neither is Stevie would you like to come in seeing
19:21us how
19:21we're Facebook officially related thank you thank you that's nice Max please don't pull the petals
19:28off the flower it's okay it's fine let's we understand Hattie's uh told us about the situation
19:33yeah boy the the situation with so okay what are you doing here uh well you know it's funny we
19:44were
19:44just in the checking us out I get it yes I get it I understand I got a daughter I'd
19:51want to know
19:51where she's spending her time too you're doing the right thing so that's all it's fine don't worry
19:55okay okay you are the one that should be pissed they were way out of line so then what do
20:01I do when
20:01they start interrogating me again well first you have to acknowledge where they're coming from
20:07it's their job to make your life miserable okay so what's my job well to keep them out of your
20:13personal life for as long as humanly possible which isn't going to be easy they're they're like
20:17termites they're relentless so then what can I do to make them stop deception misinformation
20:25you flat out lie to their face if you have to although that does tend to backfire really gets
20:31them riled up just remember they brought this on themselves
20:50hey hey thanks for responding to my APB no problem how are you great yeah you know what you're gonna
20:56say
20:58uh how about get the hell in the car great opener but after that what's your plan what are you
21:03gonna
21:03do I don't have a plan Sarah no have you met this guy no I just heard his voice on
21:08the phone he's one of
21:09these yo-yo-yo guys that's bad yeah I got that do you think they're having sex
21:15Hattie is 15 I don't Amber was 15 when she hooked up with Damien and they were yes they were
21:21she wanted
21:21to move in with him and start their lives together well I don't think Hattie's there yet I mean I'm
21:27sure
21:27she's not so positive okay I believe you but it's right around the corner and you have to do
21:36everything you can to postpone it do you know how to do that no what do you suggest oh my
21:42god you have
21:42to shut them down no phone no email no computer no texting no leaving the house no nothing and then
21:49when that fails you just go to plan B which is what move thanks for that welcome to my world
21:58brother
22:02cannot believe you would just sneak out like that I cannot believe that you would hack into my
22:07computer I hacked into your computer to find out what's going on with you what if I don't want you
22:11to know what's going on I don't care Hattie I'm your father I have a right to know I have
22:16a right to my
22:17privacy not in my house you don't okay maybe it's different over at Steve's house with Marjorie and
22:22Dale you didn't oh where'd you think we'd go and we couldn't find out where you were yeah we were
22:32worried about you Hattie oh oh my god everything about us and then you know we didn't even know
22:39they existed do you think that felt probably as bad as it feels finding out that your parents have
22:49no respect for your privacy fine you know what that's it no more cell phone no more texting you
22:54go to school you come home from school that's the way it's gonna be I am not kidding do I
22:58look like
23:12I'm kidding and last but not least is the poison control center so I think I got it great okay
23:19oh
23:20um and we're good with the whole scheduling snafu yeah it was like not a big deal at all your
23:28mom said
23:29you were pretty upset she did I probably overreacted or something great all right where should we go
23:50okay okay so um I guess we're off okay have fun okay okay oh um I have my cell phone
24:11and it's on
24:12so I do too if you you don't got any reason to call okay see you later have fun bye
24:16okay all right
24:18you guys have fun bye not too much fun got it all right bye bye bye girls have fun bye
24:26are they always like that always
24:32always
24:36do it some more
24:39yay
24:41more
24:44wow
24:46wow
24:49I always talk to Hattie always
24:54honey rebelling it's it's just part of growing up
25:00you know she hates me
25:05she doesn't hate you she loves you more than anybody else in this entire world and you know it
25:11do I do I do I really
25:12do I really
25:15yes but honey that's not gonna last forever you know she's gonna grow up she's gonna fall
25:19in love for real no not with that kid yo-yo she's not
25:23okay
25:28well you know if it's any consolation you'll always be the most important man in my life
25:39life
25:39mm-hmm
25:49how do you like your dogs medium well done or burnt to a crisp
25:56oh we got a problem there
25:58it's stuck
26:01well why'd you put your thumb in a can
26:03I don't know
26:05mm-hmm all right let me take a gander here
26:09ow
26:09oh sorry wow that's really in there isn't it
26:12okay
26:13hey I know just the thing not to worry
26:17follow me
26:18one
26:19two
26:20three
26:20ow it stings
26:22oh all right sorry sorry sorry um
26:24okay we got a little blood here um
26:26nothing to be concerned about
26:28I can't feel my thumb
26:30are you serious
26:32okay um
26:34okay
26:35um
26:35oh
26:39I am so ready for this
26:41me too
26:43joel
26:44keep walking keep
26:45joelski
26:46hi
26:48hi
26:49hi
26:49Raquel
26:52hi
26:55hi
26:55hi
26:57hey Douglas good to see you
26:59Harmony hi
27:00hi
27:01hi
27:01and this is Douglas my husband
27:03come
27:04sir join us
27:05oh thank you
27:06that's really sweet but we're actually on uh
27:08date night
27:09we have
27:09so are we
27:10who strikes me
27:12I work so much I can't stand to leave Harmony alone with the babysitter
27:17Sure, sure, that's commendable. We're actually, you guys enjoy, all three of you,
27:22and we'll see you later.
27:28Alright, hang in there buddy, doing great.
27:34Pick up. Pick up.
27:48Come on, that's alright, plan B.
27:52I'm sorry.
27:54Oh buddy, it's not your fault. Come on! Okay.
28:09Oh, hi. Sorry, scared me. Don't worry, it's my sister's house, and we're playing a game.
28:16Okay, have a good night.
28:27Do it like that?
28:28Of course.
28:43Hi.
28:44Okay, come on. Pick up. Don't let me down.
28:51No, but not Doug. Not Dougie. Douglas.
28:54Yeah, he's a semiotics professor.
28:56Okay, well...
28:58She's eating bouillabaisse, Joel. What kind of kid eats bouillabaisse?
29:01Oh man, you are so bad.
29:03No, but I mean, Sidney won't even eat my mac and cheese.
29:06Crosby.
29:08Crosby.
29:09What hospital?
29:12Date of birth?
29:14Um...
29:15Five.
29:17He's five.
29:20Address?
29:21Mine or...
29:23Yeah, it's complicated, so...
29:25Hey.
29:26Oh, thank God.
29:29Who's this?
29:30This is Jabbar.
29:36My son.
29:46Hi.
29:47Hi.
29:47You forgot your, uh, biology textbook.
29:50So...
29:51Oh.
29:51Well, I figured you might...
29:53Need it.
29:54Wow, that's so considerate of you.
29:56Thanks.
29:57Hey, you know what's funny?
29:58For a second, I thought maybe you were checking up on me.
30:03Maybe afraid that I was gonna raid the liquor cabinet.
30:05You have no proof of that.
30:07You lied to Aunt Julia.
30:09You said that I was upset because I couldn't babysit.
30:12Yeah, cause I know you wanted the money.
30:14Really?
30:15Really?
30:16It had nothing to do with you trying to prove yourself to Aunt Julia?
30:20What?
30:22Okay, that's enough.
30:23Just don't use me next time, okay?
30:26I'm sorry.
30:27Yeah, she just makes me feel...
30:30a little insecure.
30:32A little?
30:32Yeah, a little.
30:33Like, you know, uh, the world's worst mother and a complete failure at life.
30:37Like that kind of little.
30:43Hey, Sydney.
30:44Do you want to show Aunt Sarah what we've been working on?
30:48Okay.
30:49Check it out.
30:51Do you remember when we were living in that crappy motel after you split up with Dad?
30:55And we had no money and no toys, no nothing?
31:00No.
31:02Okay, well...
31:04I did.
31:15You made paper turtles?
31:24Amber taught me.
31:30You know who taught Amber how to do this?
31:33She taught me you did.
31:37That's right.
31:50How about I make us some drinks?
31:52We've got a really nice selection over there.
31:58How about I make us some drinks?
32:05We've got a really nice selection over there.
32:07You see this?
32:08This is the slither cream.
32:11Anything that's stuck gets unstuck.
32:14There we go.
32:15All you have to do is close your eyes.
32:17Alright, take a deep breath.
32:21And say the magic words.
32:23Slippery, slither, slime.
32:26Slippery, slither, slime.
32:28Oh, Presto!
32:29Oh, you got it!
32:30It worked!
32:31Come on!
32:32It really worked!
32:45Hey.
32:47Do you think Nanning Hattie's window shut was going too far?
32:51Please tell me you were not thinking about that earlier.
32:55No, of course not.
32:56Don't be ridiculous.
32:57It just occurred to me.
32:59Really.
33:00Honey.
33:16You sleeping?
33:21So...
33:24Are you sure he's yours?
33:27Why?
33:27Because he stuck his finger in a can?
33:30Because if he is, you have obligations.
33:33Legal obligations, financial obligations.
33:36Have you thought about that?
33:38You were really great back there in the ER.
33:41Cross, this could be a big deal, okay?
33:44I'm not kidding.
33:46You're an amazing mom.
33:50I am?
33:52Yeah.
33:53Like a hundred percent.
34:00Thanks.
34:00Thanks for calling, man.
34:01I would have thought you would have called Adam or Sarah first.
34:07Those dead beats?
34:08I mean, come on.
34:08A mother can give you a breath.
34:14But soon, that's all she'll bring.
34:21And when she's left, that's when you learn to sing.
34:36A father can give you his breath.
34:40When my father found out that I was dating, he nearly had a heart attack.
34:44I mean...
34:44How old were you?
34:46Oh, sixteen.
34:48Trevor Dunn.
34:50He wore a puka shell necklace.
34:52He was real tan.
34:53Okay.
34:54Um, did your dad nail your window shut?
34:57Honey, my dad was nothing like yours.
35:01Trust me.
35:03The point is, is when it comes to dads and their daughters dating, it's like...
35:07It's primordial.
35:08It's like that lizard part of their brain kicks in and they just...
35:11Okay, so basically dad can't help himself?
35:14Right.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Just like you can't.
35:17So dad's just gonna hate Steve no matter how awesome he is?
35:21No, no, I didn't say that.
35:22I think that he'll come around eventually, if he's as awesome as you say he is.
35:26He is.
35:27He is.
35:32You have to promise me though, no more sneaking around.
35:37Okay.
35:38I'm sorry.
35:42How mad is dad?
35:45You know honey, I think he's... I think he's more scared than anything.
35:49Of what?
35:52I'm losing you.
35:54I'm losing you.
35:56I'm losing you.
36:02I'm losing you.
36:16Hey, Drew!
36:18Coming in!
36:19Hey, no, no, no, I'm still in here.
36:21No, kiddo, we need to talk about some water conservation.
36:26Now? I don't...
36:27Well, you know, your uncles had the same problem.
36:31Adam was the worst.
36:33I think he was going to set some kind of record.
36:34I almost called Guinness.
36:35Can we just... not right now?
36:38When it comes to testosterone,
36:40the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches, son.
36:45Grandpa!
36:45Pride! Pride and glory is what you should be feeling, son,
36:49at the bounty of the Braverman libido.
36:54You know what libido is?
36:55Oh, my God. Please, not right now.
36:58But, uh, even a Braverman, nay,
37:01especially a Braverman needs to learn to control these gifts.
37:06You know, what I'm talking about here is moderation.
37:10I mean...
37:12Holy sakes!
37:13Hell, I remember what it was like.
37:15It was on R&R in Bangkok, you know,
37:17and, of course, I went a little nuts, uh...
37:22Hey, how'd it go?
37:23I rocked it.
37:24Oh, good.
37:25Couldn't have done it without you.
37:26Oh, I'm glad you kicked ass.
37:28How'd everything go here?
37:29He's still sleeping.
37:31Okay.
37:37What happened to him?
37:39He was off, kiss you next.
38:02Is he still your favorite man in the world?
38:04Mm-hmm.
38:06I've got to get the salad done, though, babe.
38:08I promised your mom.
38:10Really?
38:10Because I'm still feeling kind of sad.
38:14Okay, stop.
38:16All right.
38:18Any news on the yo-yo front?
38:21Yeah.
38:22I want to show you something.
38:23Come here.
38:32How long have they been like that?
38:34About an hour.
38:38I had a dream last night, I dreamt that I was swimming, and the stars up above, directionless and drifting,
38:50and somewhere in the dark, were the sirens and the thunder.
38:54Don't worry, I'm not going to run around me as I swam, the drifters who'd gone under time, love, time,
39:03love, time, love.
39:31You said I shouldn't talk to him, huh?
39:33You said I shouldn't talk to him, huh?
39:34You said I shouldn't talk to him, huh?
39:35There's something about the way, it's tasted so familiar.
39:40What can I say?
39:41You're the man, Dad.
39:42Mm-hmm.
39:43Looks fine, right?
39:44Hey, Sid!
39:45Sidney, look at this.
39:48Let's do it again, Grandpa.
39:49Okay.
39:51Hey, Sidney, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
39:53Oh, my God.
40:23Oh, my God.
40:57Daddy, this is Steve.
41:10I'm Mr. Braverman.
41:11It's really good to meet you, sir.
41:12It's only a change of time, love, time.
41:19What's up?
41:21Time, love, it's only a change of time.
41:27Time, love, time, love, time, love, it's only a change of time.
41:57Time, love, time, love, time.
42:27You
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