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مسلسل Party Down مترجم - Episode 2
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00:20Together, we're building a better, brighter tomorrow.
00:25All in favor?
00:27Yay!
00:28Opposed?
00:29Yay!
00:30Voted down!
00:31Okay, people, come on, we've been doing this for an hour now.
00:34We need a theme for next year.
00:36Tim, I feel like the together sounds kind of socialist.
00:40I concur.
00:41In the building center...
00:42Hey.
00:43What's got here?
00:44Instructions.
00:45See, since this is an underage function, I'll be serving a virgin Manhattan we call the Rudy
00:50Giuliani.
00:51And this, right here?
00:54Good ol' virgin freedom-tini.
00:56How is it?
00:59It's sweet and innocent with its whole life ahead of it.
01:04I mean, you could at least make it a mixtape before you take its virginity.
01:07He's aging it up a little bit.
01:09It's in its thirties now.
01:10All in favor of a brighter, better tomorrow?
01:13Aye.
01:14Aye.
01:15Aye.
01:16Hey, Henry.
01:18You're not still down in the dumps about this whole Hollywood thing, are you?
01:22No.
01:23You know, when you've been in the acting business as long as I have, you see that everything
01:26comes and goes in cycles.
01:28You're up.
01:29You're down.
01:30Yeah.
01:31I mean, I quit.
01:32So it's...
01:32You sound like my friend, Ed.
01:34Now, Ed was an actor and he tried and tried and never got that magic role.
01:38He worked nights at a copy store and lived in a terrible apartment filled with roaches, but
01:44he never gave up.
01:46Hmm.
01:48And then, on his 60th birthday, he said, that's it.
01:52I quit.
01:53I can't do this anymore.
01:56And guess what happened a week later?
02:01He got discovered.
02:02He died.
02:04Dreams are a life force.
02:08He just dropped dead.
02:10He was on Venice Pier and some tourists asked him to take their picture and he stepped back
02:15a little too far.
02:18Hang in there.
02:19Okay.
02:20All right.
02:39Okay.
02:39Okay.
02:40Okay.
02:40People, listen up.
02:41Not only are we serving the leaders of tomorrow, who probably will be your bosses someday, but
02:46also...
02:46Arnold!
02:49The governor will be making an appearance.
02:52Yeah.
02:53We're gonna hang with Arnold.
02:54Uh, no.
02:55We were specifically asked not to hang with Arnold.
02:57Okay?
02:57So no schmoozing.
02:58No giving him your scripts.
02:59No nada.
03:00Okay?
03:01It's Arnold.
03:01We're professionals.
03:02Okay?
03:03And smiles.
03:04Henry, that means you.
03:08What's that?
03:10Husband sent it to prove I could pursue a comedy career in Vermont.
03:13Burlington has a comedy troupe.
03:15The yucks.
03:16Are they supposed to be funny or disgusting?
03:18Funny.
03:19See?
03:19Yucking it up since 1992.
03:22Hmm.
03:22So you're going?
03:23I don't know.
03:24He's house hunting over there and I'm here thinking it over.
03:28Yeah?
03:28What are you thinking?
03:29I'm thinking Vermont and then...
03:32I don't know.
03:33I'm also thinking about this Comedy Central show that I'm really positive that I'm gonna
03:36get.
03:37Like I feel really good about it.
03:38And so, I don't know.
03:39I just don't really want to give up on everything so soon, you know?
03:43I don't know.
03:43You want my advice?
03:46No.
03:50I don't know.
03:53Yeah.
03:54I just don't, don't bless me.
03:55Oh, honey, you want ribs?
03:56Yes.
04:02You know what I love about you conservatives?
04:05Meat.
04:06A lot of these wuss parties we do, it's chicken, quiche, veggie platters.
04:11Finally, some red meat.
04:12Yes.
04:12American beef.
04:13Yeah.
04:15Hey.
04:16Is it true?
04:17What they say about your ladies?
04:20Prim on the outside, but they attack in the sack, get real nasty scratch and shit.
04:25What was that?
04:25Nothing, sweetie.
04:32I completely understand.
04:35Ron, walk with me.
04:36Oh, yes.
04:37Jeffrey, how are you?
04:38Right.
04:38No, I totally understand.
04:40Thank you so much for keeping us in the loop, Dan.
04:43I really appreciate it.
04:44Okay.
04:44Bye.
04:45Okay.
04:45That was the governor's lead man.
04:46Okay.
04:47Governor's gonna be late, so we need to move the buffet back.
04:49Okay.
04:49Constance, chafing dishes on warmers and we will taste the appetizers as well.
04:53Hey, Dennis, Jeffrey.
04:54Hi, listen, I'm in the hall.
04:55Governor's pushed an hour.
04:57Right.
04:57Thanks.
04:58Bye.
04:59Arnold, that's very exciting.
05:00How did you get it?
05:01Let me tell you something, Ron.
05:02There's a simple formula for success.
05:05Right.
05:05Okay.
05:05And I followed it.
05:06Work hard, you succeed.
05:08Oh, there it is.
05:09Wow.
05:09And that's why you're president.
05:11I'm the secretary.
05:12Oh, secretary.
05:12Answering phones, sitting at a desk.
05:13No, not like a secretary.
05:15No, not like a female.
05:16It's a number three executive position.
05:17Third best.
05:18Very good.
05:19It's a bronze.
05:19Bronze medal.
05:20I'll tell you, I'm gonna be president next year.
05:21I can assure you.
05:22I don't doubt it.
05:23Greg Mears thinks he can win it with good looks.
05:26Sure.
05:26You need more than that.
05:27I'm gonna teach him otherwise.
05:28Okay.
05:28You ever read the book Where the Blood Flows?
05:30So too goes the victor?
05:31I have not.
05:31I have to write that down.
05:32Walk with me.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Just keep it clean.
05:35Because when the governor comes...
05:38For God's sake, Ron.
05:39This is supposed to be off limits.
05:40Come on.
05:41Kyle.
05:42Okay.
05:42Was it, um...
05:43Was it the eyebrow?
05:44Kyle, this room is off limits.
05:45Okay.
05:50Yep.
05:53Simple as that.
05:53Nobody can be in here who is not authorized.
05:56You understand that?
05:57Nobody.
05:57Okay.
05:58There are very important papers here.
05:59Items of value.
06:02Look at that.
06:03Custom made for the governor.
06:05Wow, engraved.
06:06He'll be impressed.
06:07Yes, he will.
06:08Yes, he will.
06:09And then my name goes right into his Rolodex.
06:11Ah, networking.
06:12Name of the game.
06:12Ha, ha, ha.
06:17Ah, your flag's a little dirty.
06:19Ron, this is, uh...
06:21This is a very special gift from one of our members
06:23currently stationed with our forces in the Middle East.
06:25Okay?
06:25It's from a convoy that came under enemy fire.
06:28Wow.
06:29No, don't do that.
06:30Don't do that.
06:30You gotta be careful because...
06:31A flag is folded according to a very specific set of rules.
06:35Right.
06:35That's their...
06:36That's what they do.
06:39Ah, cigars.
06:40Arnold Love cigars.
06:41That's right.
06:41Don Targus.
06:42Cuban.
06:43Best in the world.
06:44Ah, wow.
06:45Can I just say, I am right there with you.
06:47And...
06:47Arnold.
06:49Personal responsibility.
06:50Small business.
06:51Uh-uh.
06:52Future small business.
06:53Owner myself.
06:54Super crackers.
06:55Uh, all-you-can-eat soup.
06:57I just...
06:58I'm practically the embodiment of Arnold's life philosophy.
07:03Hmph.
07:07Jeffrey...
07:08I would love to just...
07:12Shake his hand.
07:14You know?
07:15Just to say...
07:18Yeah.
07:23Leaders of tomorrow, my ass.
07:26The only thing those dorks could lead is a circle jerk.
07:28You know what I mean?
07:30Fuckers!
07:32God damn it!
07:36So, thanks to you, I didn't get the palisades.
07:38Well, boo fucking hoo.
07:40What's this?
07:41Hey!
07:42Whoa!
07:42Come on, give that back, man.
07:44Don't wrinkle it!
07:45Don't fucking wrinkle it!
07:46I just wanna see it, bro.
07:47You're pissing me off.
07:48Terror bird.
07:49That is...
07:49I'm gonna read.
07:50It's so dumb.
07:51Oh my gosh.
07:52You have no idea what you're talking about.
07:54Um, a terrifying bird?
07:56Wrong!
07:58I mean, yes!
08:00It's called a phorasterocid.
08:01It's a ten foot tall, prehistoric man-eating bird, okay?
08:04Velociraptor was what, maybe six feet tall at the most?
08:06And Jurassic Park made a billion dollars.
08:08Who's afraid of a big bird?
08:09You would be if it was picking out your guts.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12Giant beak.
08:13Constance, how big would a bird have to be for you to be, like, super scared of it?
08:16I don't know, like a hundred feet?
08:17This doesn't exist.
08:17I mean, two hundred?
08:18I don't know.
08:18You know, I'm sorry, Kyle.
08:19I can't think straight right now, and that is such a good question.
08:22But I am so mad.
08:23I just overheard one of those fascists make a gay joke, and I'm just beside myself.
08:30Fucking intolerance blows.
08:31Whoa, what are we doing here?
08:32I am gonna spit on all the appetizers, because I can't remember which ones he was eating.
08:35No, you know what?
08:36There's other things we can do than spit.
08:37Like what?
08:38I love spitting.
08:39I know.
08:39But if you just point him out to me, I will take care of it.
08:44Hi, Freedom Teenie.
08:45Straight old-fashioned version.
08:47Yeah, what I think is most important is changing the culture of politics.
08:50I agree a hundred percent.
08:51I mean, no more defeatism or business as usual.
08:53Exactly.
08:54I mean, that's why I feel like what we're doing is really making a difference.
08:56Are you sick?
08:58Oh, no.
08:59It's just a painkiller.
09:01You okay?
09:01Anything broken?
09:03Just my career and my life, so I abuse painkillers and drink too much.
09:07Defeatism.
09:08I know.
09:10I'm a liberal.
09:11It's not your problem.
09:12Um, so Freedom Teenie and old-fashioned.
09:15There you go.
09:16So what are you, an actor or something?
09:18I was.
09:18I quit.
09:19You quit?
09:20Yeah.
09:21Seemed like the only dignified thing to do, you know?
09:23Boy, if you think there's anything dignified about quitting.
09:24Well, the undignified part comes when I move back in with my parents.
09:28Mind if I give you a little advice?
09:30Sure.
09:32When I used to feel like quitting, my father would say this.
09:35Jim Abbott.
09:37Great, man.
09:42That's the advice.
09:43Yeah.
09:43Jim Abbott.
09:44Jim Abbott was born with one hand, okay?
09:45He went on to pitch in the majors.
09:47You should tell him about Oscar Pretorius.
09:48Sprinter.
09:48No legs.
09:49Maybe you've heard of Max Cleland by chance?
09:51Didn't let being a multiple amputee stop him from being a U.S. Senator.
09:53Of course I disagreed with his politics.
09:55Me too, but you know, he didn't quit.
09:56That's the point I'm trying to make.
09:57Sure.
09:57And I've got all my parts.
09:58Right.
09:59See, it's a choice.
10:00I mean, you can choose to be a victim or you can choose to achieve your goals.
10:02Yep.
10:03Freedom of choice, my friend.
10:05That's right.
10:05That is what makes this country so great.
10:07Shrimp.
10:11That's very un-PC.
10:12That's not what I meant.
10:13No, no, no.
10:14Even if you did, miss.
10:15And we're not the PC police, so you don't have to worry about it, you know?
10:18Okay.
10:19Freedom of speech.
10:20That is what makes this country so great.
10:22Why don't you just go ahead and say it?
10:24Say it?
10:25You're a shrimp.
10:25Say it.
10:29You're a shrimp.
10:30I know, and that's why I try harder.
10:32Jim at it.
10:33Exactly.
10:33That's right.
10:34There you go.
10:35Cheers.
10:36Cheers.
10:37I don't...
10:37Okay.
10:38I have no idea.
10:39Uh, I just found out that I didn't get the Comedy Central gig.
10:42Sorry.
10:43Making it the fourth thing in a row where they're like, you're the girl, and then zero.
10:47Of course.
10:48That sucks.
10:49I think maybe I am going to quit.
10:50You should do it.
10:50I'm a quitter.
10:51It's fine.
10:52One last thing.
10:53Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting.
10:55And what if Ronald Reagan quit?
10:57He quit acting?
10:58He did.
10:58Yeah, that's actually where I got the idea.
11:00Hey, I get to shake hands with Arnold, huh?
11:03I need you to take a picture.
11:04Wait, how come you get to shake hands with Arnold if we're not allowed to say anything?
11:06It's different.
11:07It's their idea.
11:09Oh, man.
11:10What are you going to think when you walk into a Supercrackers you see me shaking hands with
11:14Arnold Schwarzenegger?
11:15The fuck am I doing in a Supercrackers?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:18I need a cigar.
11:19I gotta get a cigar.
11:20I gotta get a cigar.
11:21These guys got Arnold Schwarzenegger.
11:24Bond targets.
11:25Cuban cigars.
11:26Best in the world.
11:27Wait.
11:28We're getting the conservative governor communist cigars?
11:32It's a free working issue!
11:35Why not give him the best cigars?
11:37Because we can't condone communism, Jeffrey.
11:40Communism.
11:40Communism.
11:41Obviously, that's not a message we want to send to the governor or to the nation.
11:44You know what?
11:44We'll vote.
11:45Okay?
11:46Bottom line.
11:46We'll either give him a new gift or we'll give him the cigar.
11:52I don't know why you had to open your mouth.
11:54Okay?
11:55This makes me look bad.
11:56I am so sorry.
12:00Henry!
12:02Smiles!
12:02Damn it!
12:06Oh, excuse me.
12:08Hey, is this yours?
12:10You dropped off.
12:11Yeah, sorry.
12:12You know the yucks?
12:13You know the yucks?
12:14Yes, I know the yucks.
12:15I'm from St. George, outside Burlington.
12:17Oh, weird.
12:18I've seen them a bunch of times and they're super funny.
12:21Really?
12:21Yeah, are you going to Vermont?
12:23Uh, my husband got a job there.
12:25Oh, so you're moving.
12:27Maybe.
12:28I don't know.
12:30What is it like there?
12:35There he is.
12:36That arsehole in the argyle.
12:37He made the gay joke.
12:39All right.
12:40Now, the thing with prejudice?
12:41You just got to throw it right back in their face.
12:44Watch and learn.
12:47Hey, guys.
12:48Hey.
12:49Hey, Shrimp Puff?
12:50Thanks.
12:51Hey, do you know any good gay jokes?
12:53Gay jokes?
12:54Oh, I just, you know, heard you knew an awesome gay joke.
12:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
12:59Cool.
12:59Um, so these two gay guys go to the fair.
13:02And one of them says, let's go on the Ferris wheel.
13:05And the other says, no, no, no, you go.
13:07I'm afraid of heights.
13:08So the one guy goes and he's going around and around.
13:11But suddenly the car snaps off and falls to the ground, right?
13:14So the other gay guy runs in and is like, are you hurt?
13:17And the guy says, of course I'm hurt.
13:21I waved three times and you never waved back.
13:25Well, guess what?
13:27I'm gay.
13:30Really?
13:31So, so am I.
13:37I'm not really gay.
13:41Uh, everybody listen up.
13:42So by a one vote margin, the Cuban cigars have been rejected, unfortunately.
13:48Jeffrey, can you arrange a different gift, please?
13:49Thank you, Jeffrey.
13:50Thanks, Jeff.
13:51Ah, no.
13:53Uh-uh.
13:53Wait a minute.
13:54Look at that.
13:55Todd voted.
13:56What?
13:57But Todd can't vote.
13:58Exactly.
13:59Jesus, it's a tie.
14:00We got a tie.
14:00And a tie is broken by the vice president.
14:02And I'm the vice president.
14:03So here you go.
14:06Well, that didn't work.
14:08He's a gay.
14:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:10Hey, what is this?
14:11Jim Crow?
14:11Huh?
14:11I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
14:12What?
14:13The black guy's vote doesn't count?
14:15And that's okay with all of you?
14:17Wait, no, miss, you don't...
14:18What, I don't have the right to speak?
14:19No.
14:19Because I'm a woman?
14:21Is that what you're trying to tell me?
14:23Hey, Todd is from Toronto.
14:25Non-citizens can't vote.
14:26It's in the bylaws.
14:27I am so scared.
14:28And since when is Toronto not a part of the United States of America?
14:34Todd, why are you even here?
14:35These people hate you.
14:38And you, gay guy, have some self-respect.
14:44They want to silence my voice as a woman.
14:46And if you help them, Ron, you're as fat as they are.
14:48Constance, I totally understand, and I totally respect your voice as a woman.
14:53I just think for now, to help us be professional, you should just stay back here, work with the food.
15:02Don't talk, okay?
15:06Ron, now.
15:10Jesus, Ron, I needed a smooth gift transfer.
15:12Okay, this is a giant setback.
15:13Damn it!
15:14Gosh, don't fuck!
15:15Didn't I say nobody's allowed in here?
15:17Didn't I say that?
15:17What are you doing in here?
15:19Nothing.
15:19Roman, this room is off limits.
15:21I told you, I specifically told you that.
15:24I told him.
15:25So get out!
15:26Okay.
15:27Of the room!
15:30And I have no idea that Constance was a liberal.
15:33These are excuses, Ron.
15:34I don't want excuses!
15:36I want results!
15:37So, so sorry.
15:38Don't apologize.
15:40Don't.
15:40Don't apologize.
15:41I'm going to tell you something.
15:42Do you know what my father used to say to me when I was just a kid?
15:45He used to say, Jeffrey, there are two kinds of people in this world.
15:48They're achievers, and they're fuck-ups.
15:51Right.
15:52What do you want to be?
15:53I want to be an achiever.
15:54An achiever.
15:55That's what I thought.
15:55Then do what I say, no excuses, okay?
15:57I need you to get a case of Daniel Marshall cigars made in the USA.
16:00Okay?
16:00Please, Don Targus with those.
16:02Okay?
16:03Okay.
16:03Go.
16:03If you miss him, we'll mail him.
16:05Daniel Marshall.
16:06What do you mean if I miss him?
16:09Okay.
16:10Okay.
16:11Okay.
16:11There's just a card.
16:15Roman!
16:17Oh.
16:25I'm a kid.
16:29Constance.
16:30Ron, I swear to God, if you ask me to go out there and apologize to those pigs, I will
16:33stab
16:34you in the face.
16:34Forget about the conservatives.
16:36I need you to run out.
16:37I need you to get me a box of Daniel Marshall cigars as quickly as possible.
16:40They're for Arnold.
16:42Do I get to meet him?
16:44I'll introduce you, but you cannot speak.
16:46Okay.
16:46Go.
16:46Go.
16:47Yes!
16:50Roman.
16:51Hey, not only is this against the rules, but you got barbecue sauce on the American flag.
16:55You know the rules.
16:56What am I going to say?
16:59Don't eat their food.
17:00Okay.
17:00That too.
17:01So it's three things.
17:02So that's triple probation for you.
17:05Shit.
17:21Okay.
17:22We love you.
17:23Nice.
17:28So those guys call you a quitter?
17:31Um, yeah.
17:32These guys are a bunch of losers too.
17:35I don't know.
17:35They seem like a pretty together bunch.
17:37Yeah.
17:38They're fooling themselves.
17:40They think all this bullshit about hard work and achieving means something, but it doesn't.
17:44The universe is completely random.
17:45Particles colliding at random.
17:47Blind chance.
17:50So you didn't make it.
17:52No big deal.
17:53It's not your fault.
17:54Shit's random.
17:56Thanks, Roman.
17:57I feel a lot better.
17:59You got it.
18:01When I'm huge, I'm going to really enjoy fucking with these perverts.
18:14No, no.
18:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
18:17No, no, no.
18:25Oh, motherfucker.
18:41Hey, Matt, I got the cigar.
18:42Come, get that.
18:43Get that.
18:44Yes.
18:47Please tell me they had Daniel Marshall.
18:50Oh, yeah.
18:50They had Daniel Marshall.
18:51The store manager told me to get you these.
18:55Dome Targus from Cuba.
18:57These are the best cigars in the world.
19:04Take off the labels.
19:06Pour the box into the briefcase.
19:16Two Freedom Tinnies.
19:18I need a bottle of green alcohol and a lighter.
19:20What?
19:21Just do it and come with me.
19:23Please.
19:27Okay, look for dirt, rocks, anything grimy.
19:29Ashes.
19:30Ashes would be good.
19:31Okay?
19:31Or like a cinder, or like just a dark dust.
19:34Dark dust would be good.
19:36Ashes would be nice.
19:37Uh.
19:38Uh.
19:38Cinders.
19:39Cinders would be good.
19:40Cinders would be good.
19:45Okay.
19:47What are you doing?
19:48Henry.
19:49Henry.
19:50They had this flag.
19:51A special flag.
19:51From a battle in Iraq.
19:53And they were gonna give it to the governor.
19:54And then something happened to it.
19:55Okay.
19:55So what...
19:57What are we gonna get drunk and desecrate this one?
19:59I don't understand.
19:59Oh, what am I speaking another goddamn language?
20:02The governor's gonna be here any minute, okay?
20:04We need to make it look like this flag has been under fire.
20:06Okay.
20:06Tear it up.
20:07Dirty it up.
20:08Bullet holes.
20:08Burns.
20:12Give me the booze.
20:13Give me a lighter.
20:16That's from when we go to these orchards and pick apples.
20:19I know it's corny, but it's just, it's so pretty.
20:22And the air is all crisp and...
20:24You get seasons.
20:25You know?
20:26I miss seasons.
20:27Yeah.
20:28I see.
20:28No, I miss seasons too.
20:30And it is.
20:30It's really pretty.
20:31But it's boring, right?
20:32Come on.
20:33It's so boring.
20:34It's small.
20:34No, no.
20:35I've lived there for 18 years.
20:36I wasn't bored a single day.
20:38Oh, there you are.
20:39Hey.
20:39Hey.
20:40This is Casey.
20:42Huh.
20:43I was just telling her how great Vermont is.
20:45She's gonna move to Burlington.
20:46Oh.
20:47So you are gonna quit.
20:48Her husband got a job there.
20:49I was just saying how great a place it is to raise a family and stuff.
20:52Oh, great.
20:53Great.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yeah, we're actually moving back after graduation.
20:55No way.
20:56Mm-hmm.
20:56Um, actually, we're gonna go to D.C.
20:58I got that internship.
21:01What?
21:02I thought you'd be excited.
21:03So, when I got my internship, you were all for family values and Vermont.
21:07But now that you have your internship, it's okay?
21:09Seriously.
21:09We're moving to Vermont, Greg.
21:11That was the plan.
21:12Screw D.C.
21:13Okay?
21:14This is my career.
21:14How can you be so selfish?
21:16What?
21:16It's selfish to work hard and succeed?
21:17Yes!
21:17What does your career have to do with us?
21:19Family values, Greg.
21:20That's what made this country great.
21:21What the fuck?
21:23You don't have to run around, man.
21:26Don't just stand there.
21:27Come on, Henry.
21:28You can be two things in life.
21:29You can be an achiever or you can be a fuck-up.
21:31Okay.
21:32And, uh, which one are you being right now?
21:34I'm an achiever.
21:35Okay, well, then I'm definitely a fuck-up.
21:37And, uh, gotta say, standing here watching you light a flag on fire in a parking lot,
21:42I feel kind of okay about it.
21:44Henry, don't be a quitter.
21:45Don't be a quitter.
21:46Do something.
21:47Do something.
21:52You can put that next to the one of you and Arnold shaking hands.
22:10I am so, so sorry.
22:13Are you sorry?
22:14Ron, you were burning an American flag.
22:16For Arnold Schwarzenegger.
22:19And this lighter isn't even mine.
22:20It's Henry's.
22:21No, it's not.
22:22Liar.
22:23What did I say about excuses, huh?
22:25Well, you're against them.
22:26I'm against them.
22:27Exactly.
22:27Hate them.
22:28Excuse me, gentlemen.
22:29Is one of you Jeffrey Ells?
22:30It's me.
22:31Hi.
22:32Hi.
22:33Dan Wisner with the governor's office.
22:35The governor's been held up on a legislative emergency and won't be able to come.
22:38But I wanted to thank you for-
22:43It's, uh, part of our gift for Governor Schwarzenegger.
22:50Anyone know how to fold this?
22:52I think it's just a little, yeah.
22:56So, no Arnold, right?
23:14You know, being in there, it was like it was 1776, and I was a janitor at Constitutional.
23:21Wow.
23:21It was, uh, it was amazing.
23:23Well, it sounds amazing.
23:25Yeah.
23:27So, Vermont seemed okay?
23:30Vermont sounded very okay.
23:32It's very nice.
23:33I liked it in, you know, a family values kind of way.
23:36It's not really Vermont.
23:37That's the problem.
23:38Well, what's the problem?
23:39My whole thing.
23:40Like, the whole, don't tell me what to do!
23:43You know, which makes me automatically very anti-family values, you know?
23:46I see.
23:47And then there's the, if I give it my career, I become a weak-willed quitter.
23:51Right.
23:51Well, you see, that is why I was never a conservative, because you can't win with these guys.
23:56You can't win with them.
23:57It's impossible.
23:58Nearly impossible.
24:01Okay, so do you want my advice?
24:03No.
24:03Well, it kind of seems like you do now.
24:04No, I know. I don't want your advice.
24:05You're a quitter.
24:06Why would I take the advice of a quitter?
24:07I prefer a fuck-up, actually.
24:08That's crazy.
24:09Oh, a fuck-up.
24:09Yeah.
24:09Well, fuck-up.
24:10I already know what you're gonna say.
24:11Oh, really?
24:12Yeah.
24:13Okay.
24:13What am I gonna say?
24:14You're gonna say, go do the family values thing.
24:17Go do that.
24:18Don't become me.
24:20Don't follow this path.
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:21Actually, I think you should stay.
24:29Really?
24:30No, just kidding.
24:55Terror bird.
24:57Hmm.
25:03Uh oh, we'll be right back.
25:04We should have shouldn't go do it.
25:05Check yourこと in the gym.
25:06go do that.
25:29Anyway, let's do it.
25:38T-R-E-E-Tree
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