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00:00Tonight on the Dukes
00:02You wouldn't be calling me a liar if I was to say you're speeding
00:04The baddest horse of all
00:06Two years hard labor
00:08Puts the Dukes on a chain gang
00:12I mean it!
00:15Give me that!
00:19I'll hit something
00:21Ain't there nothing we can do?
00:35Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you never saw
00:45Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:50Straightening the curves
00:53Flatening the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:10That's just a little bit more
01:12Than the law will allow
01:15Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:34Now we're going through a no man's land
01:36A road between Hazard and Osage County
01:39Osage is so bad that they once plowed it under and planted it in salt
01:43The folks there just love the improvement
01:46Are you sure you got them probation papers, huh?
01:49Yeah, they're signed by boss
01:50They're all legal-like
01:51We got permission to go into Osage County
01:53I just wish they would have sent somebody else to go get them this time
01:56Look, Bo, the only way them kids from the orphanage are going to get to 4-H camp is if
02:00we go pick them up, right?
02:01Yeah
02:02Let's do it
02:03Yeah, I guess we can't let the kids down
02:20Oh, great
02:21There he is
02:23Old groupie cathcart himself
02:24I told you I had a feeling
02:26Just be cool
02:27Don't give them any reason to arrest us
02:29Folks passing through Osage best keep on passing
02:32Because it's patrolled by Sheriff R.P. Cathcart
02:36Now most folks call him Droopy
02:38Because he resembles a bloodhound
02:41Now a few years ago
02:42Osage had a big prison reform
02:44They installed chain gangs
02:47Yes, Sheriff Cathcart
02:49Call Mr. Claiborne
02:50Come back, sir
02:51Now that there is Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne himself
02:55The most feared county boss in all the South
02:58He runs Osage because he owns it
03:00Now he's looking to take Hazard away from old boss
03:04Droopy
03:05You spot them Duke boys yet?
03:07I'm on their tail
03:08Good hunting
03:09Out
03:10Why the Duke boys?
03:12They're the first step in my plan to bring Boss Hogg to his knees
03:16I don't see how that's going to smoke out
03:18Hogg
03:18He hates them Duke boys
03:20True
03:20But Hazard loves them
03:22And public pressure is going to drive that porky little hog
03:25Riding up my net
03:26I've been mapping this out for 11 months
03:29Sounds like we're going to have a little fun around here, don't it?
03:34Oh, great
03:35He's pulling us, Luke
03:36I better just pull on over
03:38If we run and he catches us
03:39He's going to arrest us for running
03:40Yeah, but if we stop
03:41He's going to think of some excuse to arrest us anyway
03:44Listen, the only place we're safe is back in Hazard
03:46Yeah, you're right
03:47Better hang on
04:07Yeah, I'm going to think of some sort of thing
04:11Oh, nice
04:37Oh, we got company.
04:40Friends, by the way he's moving and acting,
04:43it ain't the first time he's done this.
04:48Well, well, well, well.
04:51Well, well.
04:55Morning, boy.
04:57Good morning.
04:59What a nice day to be cruising our back roads, huh?
05:03Yes, sir.
05:04That's what we was doing, cruising.
05:06You wouldn't be calling me a liar
05:08if I was to say you was speeding now, would you?
05:11I mean, that'd be grounds for taking you for Mr. Claiborne himself.
05:15Wouldn't you say?
05:20I'd say so.
05:22I suppose.
05:24I thought so.
05:26Come on.
05:27Uh, leave the car?
05:30Leave it.
05:40Now, y'all have heard of Southern Hospitality.
05:43Well, this ain't it.
05:50Come.
05:51Hey, you don't have to shut up.
05:53Shut up now.
05:54Get on in there.
05:55Mr. Claiborne wants to see you personally.
05:57Come on.
06:02Well, as I live and breathe, the famous Duke boys.
06:07You ain't got no call to have us cuffed, do you?
06:10We ain't.
06:11Why, son, you just broke every vehicular law in our books.
06:16Speeding, reckless driving, resisting arrest, evading an officer, destruction of county property.
06:23Come on.
06:24Now, back in hazard, that add up to about 20 bucks.
06:26Now, we'll just pay you the money.
06:28I don't want your money, boys.
06:30And you ain't in hazard.
06:34I hereby sentence you to two years hard labor on the Osage Road Gang.
06:38Two years?
06:40Hold on.
06:41Step right on back.
06:42Take them away, Slater.
06:47Boys, have a nice day.
06:57Tell Slater to keep a short rein on them.
07:00I don't want them running out before I run hog in.
07:05Groupie?
07:06Yes, sir?
07:08Take a look at what I'm about to acquire.
07:12The J.D. hog still, the hog mortuary, the boar's nest, the theater.
07:22It's going to be such a pleasure taking my old enemy apart piece by little piece.
07:28So, Claiborne put his plan into motion by calling the hazard radio station, W-H-O-G-G.
07:34This being hazard, it wasn't long before the whole town knew what happened to Bo and Luke Duke.
07:39Is that good news?
07:40You mean that my sworn enemy, Cassius Claiborne, he's got his hands on the Duke boys?
07:46Yes, sir.
07:47Oh, glory be.
07:48Glory, glory.
07:49Them Duke boys are going to be out of my hand for two years.
07:52Hallelujah.
07:54Just to celebrate, I just wondered, could I have a little piece of this piece?
07:58Yes, sir.
08:08Oh, look at that muffin.
08:10Oh, you all right?
08:11Oh, listen.
08:12Oh, I bet that was horrendous.
08:13Well, don't you worry, Roscoe, I ain't mad at you.
08:15You ain't?
08:16No, no, I'm so thrilled about them Duke boys being locked up that I couldn't care at all about a
08:21little thing like a broken skull.
08:23Oh.
08:25You boys better get the rules straight.
08:27Listen to me when I'm talking to you.
08:29You refer to me as sir.
08:31Same goes for the other guards.
08:32Got it?
08:33Just like in the Marines, Slayer.
08:35Sir.
08:36Watch your mouth, Duke.
08:37We got ways of correcting bad attitudes.
08:40Well, just how do you go about doing that, sir?
08:43Some time in solitaire.
08:45Or you can go a few rounds with me and my boys.
08:47It don't usually last too long.
08:49You know, I can hardly wait for that.
08:51You got something to say, Duke?
08:52Oh, no.
08:53See, I was just wondering if we could leave.
08:55Sir.
08:56Let me tell you something.
08:58In 20 odd years I've been here, ain't no prisoner ever left this road gang of his own free will
09:02alive.
09:04Of course, I can't take all the credit.
09:06Some goes to my two hounds over there.
09:08Come here, boys.
09:11Come here, boys.
09:12That's right.
09:13Get to know these two.
09:15They're going to be with us a long, long time.
09:23Enos took it on himself to break the awful news to Uncle Jesse and Daisy.
09:27It was just about the hardest thing you'd ever had to do.
09:31Enos!
09:32Well, I thought I heard something.
09:34Uncle Jesse, look who's here!
09:36Hi!
09:36How are you doing?
09:38Not too good, thanks.
09:39Why, what's wrong?
09:40Hey, Enos.
09:41Hey, I'm missing.
09:42Can you stay for dinner?
09:43No, sir, Uncle Jesse.
09:44I got bad news.
09:46Bo and Luke's been taken to Osage and put on the road gang.
09:49It's all over town.
09:50The Osage road gang?
09:52What for?
09:53Must be some kind of mistake, Daisy.
09:55No, it's no mistake.
09:57I know that Cassius Claiborne.
09:59And he don't make no mistakes.
10:01Well, what has he got against Bo and Luke?
10:03I don't know.
10:04I mean, he's always kind of butted heads with J.D. Hogg, but Bo and Luke.
10:10What are we going to do, Uncle Jesse?
10:12Well, I'm going to go over there and try to talk some sense into that Cassius Claiborne.
10:18You ain't going without me.
10:21Thanks, Enos.
10:25If y'all need me now, you know where to find me.
10:28Say hello to Bo and Luke.
10:29I'll check with you.
10:40Take it off here, sir.
10:43Taking it off.
10:45Looks like a good idea.
10:47Yeah, taking it off here, sir.
10:49Taking it off.
10:50Taking it off here, sir.
10:52Taking it off.
10:55It's been fun to, and it's time to move on.
10:59The rest of these guards around here don't look too bright, except Slater.
11:03I watched him pretty close.
11:05He leaves the keys in his car.
11:09You reckon we ought to try it?
11:11I think we ought to think about it a little more first.
11:13Let's get a plan together.
11:14We can take off tomorrow.
11:16All right.
11:18Back at it.
11:19Back to work.
11:21Knowing Jesse like he did, Claiborne was expecting his visit.
11:24And when the Dukes came to Osage, he was ready for it.
11:28Boy, look, didn't do anything.
11:29They were just picking up orphans like they do every year.
11:32They did not do one thing wrong.
11:34Didn't do one thing wrong?
11:36Well, as I live and breathe,
11:38them boys are shown the most reckless disregard for the law.
11:42Oh, now, come on, Cassius.
11:44We've known each other too long.
11:47Now, tell me, what's the real reason you want them boys on the chain gang?
11:51I just told you.
11:53All right.
11:54All right.
11:55I'm going to demand a trial.
11:57They were given due process according to the laws of Osage County.
12:03Now, get out of here, Jesse.
12:05I've got more important business to take care of.
12:08Cassius, what you're doing is illegal, unconstitutional, and un-American.
12:14We've got a thing in this country called justice,
12:16and I'm going to see that some of it comes here to Osage County.
12:21It's like talking to a ding-dang owl.
12:25You see, Claver knew that everybody would blame Boss
12:28for not extraditing Bo and Luke,
12:30since old Boss was their probation officer,
12:32and he figured right.
12:33Everybody in Hazard was ugly mad.
12:36They was threatening to boycott the boar's nest,
12:38have a run on his band,
12:39and not re-elect his stooge Roscoe.
12:42And if he could have kept his chickens from land,
12:44he'd have done that too.
12:45The answer is no.
12:47Hello.
12:48Hello.
12:51It's this one.
12:52Huh?
12:53Yeah.
12:54And look, the answer is no.
12:55Them Duke boys can rot in...
12:58Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well.
13:02If it ain't my public enemy number one,
13:05the double-crossing Colonel Cassius Claver.
13:08All right, what do you want?
13:10Well, I thought you might like to talk about a little deal for the Duke boys.
13:14Oh, well, well, that ain't none of my business.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Well, suppose I make it your business.
13:20What say we trade your prime shine contracts
13:24for the safe return of the Duke boys?
13:27Well, my shine contracts?
13:28Listen, I wouldn't trade the hair off a pig's back for them Duke boys.
13:32You hear me?
13:33Goodbye.
13:34Oh!
13:36Over in Osage, Jessie and Daisy was fixing to leave
13:39when Bo and Luke returned from their first day on the road game.
13:42Hey, Miss.
13:42You're a little bit of the other one.
13:52Hey, Miss.
13:53Book!
13:54Hey, how are you?
13:55Hey.
13:55How are you doing?
13:56Boy, Daisy, are you sure of sight for sore eyes?
13:59So are you.
14:00Boy, all right.
14:01Shut up, you Duke.
14:02Get back.
14:02This ain't visiting day.
14:03Get those two out of the side.
14:05Lock the gate.
14:05Hey, you!
14:06Back off!
14:07I just been saying, hold on my cousin.
14:08We're gonna get you out of here. We're gonna get you out of here. Leave me alone. I need it.
14:13Hey, come on. Come on now. We'll come back another time. It's all right.
14:17We'll get you out of here some way, boys. You'll be happy before you know it.
14:26You boys bring your cousin around here on Sunday. I'll give her a little rough-housing.
14:32Slater, you said something about going a few rounds.
14:34What now? You bet. I'm gonna show you boys a little something about attitude.
14:41Now, y'all may know that social intercourse in Osage is somewhat lacking in grace.
14:46From the authorities.
14:49We're gonna go.
14:59Geospir Washing.
15:12hires
15:16that's enough slater the fight's over i ain't finished yet from the looks of things i'd say
15:22you were now get your shotgun before you have a riot on your hands yes sir but it's just later
15:30what are you scum grinning at go on get on back to the barracks right now
15:51don't go congratulating yourselves too much slater's really going to come down on you now
15:59but man that was great while it lasted
16:03hey listen don't you worry about us honey we got relatives going to get us out of here in no
16:08time
16:08ain't done nothing wrong yeah well everybody here is here under false charges and not likely to get
16:13out neither come on charlie claiborne can't keep you in here forever he can't and he does
16:20every time one of us comes up for parole he thinks of some new excuse to tack on more time
16:26i've been here six years well shoot charlie what'd you do jaywalking
16:34you're kidding well i think me and bo are gonna cut our stay a little short
16:41oh you two got an escape plan
16:45no but uh well shoot we ought to be able to think of something
16:48yeah well you only get one chance what's that
16:52well it's the second time you don't come back
16:55alive
17:02the wall of hazard was rallying to the duke's side boss wasn't giving in
17:06things were so bad for bo and luke that daisy and jesse had to come to make a personal plea
17:12that took swallowing years of pride
17:16boss all right boss
17:17oh oh oh this is the last straw what do you do swallowing
17:21you know exactly what we want we want you to do something about bo and luke
17:25listen jd you and me have known each other since we were kids and i've never asked you for one
17:29thing
17:30so you know how important this is to me we've got to do something about them boys
17:34yeah but it ain't that i don't want to help you you see it's just that i can't you can't
17:39you see
17:39cassius claiborne is a sworn enemy of mine i i ain't even talked to him in years
17:45well now that's a little white lie see you remember you talked to him just a little while ago
17:49and he told you to make a deal would you please a deal wait a minute
17:52you made a deal with claiborne for bo and luke no no no no no no deal never no deal
17:57it was more
17:58like a tree oh yes what kind of a tree
18:00well uh
18:03jd
18:03sugar lumps what are you doing here i thought you was up at the fed farm i cut my visit
18:11short
18:11yeah well well how did you do up there anyhow well i only gained six pounds
18:16oh only six pounds well that's better than last time you gained ten
18:21she bribed the guard i came here when i heard about bo and luke
18:24no no no no no angel food don't you angel food me jefferson davis hog
18:29you know i love those boys now you got to get them back or else
18:33or else what or else no more cooking no more cleaning and no more separate refrigerators
18:43where the townspeople and the dukes had failed lulu prevailed boss knuckled under and agreed
18:48to beat claiborne at the county line and give up his shine contracts the worst day of my life
18:53i mean i'm gonna have to pay i mean i'm gonna have to pay to get them duke boys back
18:56cash is claboring
18:58you know he's got that lean mean look you know so i don't trust him one bit
19:03oh yeah
19:03the only people i trust are little fat roly-poly buddies like you
19:06but just get your hands off of me if it hadn't been for you and your big fat sister in
19:11the
19:11first place your wife yeah i wouldn't be here with these side contracts in the second place
19:14oh good great come on come on let's go
19:20well well well well well well well and well look at there there's a general lead
19:24yeah well there's a duke boys all right
19:26they don't look so good well let's go over there
19:30what are you doing don't step over that line
19:32oh good oh for goodness sakes well do you think it's a trap i don't know what it is
19:38well i ain't gonna take a step in osage county i know that
19:41me neither i mean after all i don't see cassius claiborne no place
19:47you know i was just thinking what if i was to tippy toe over there and get those dukes
19:52then you wouldn't have to give up these here sign contracts
19:59no no no no i don't know about it though
20:01well we'd have to go awful quick well listen we can do that because there ain't nobody within
20:07a quarter of a mile because i got eyes like a hawk you do huh yeah police training i guess
20:12look around here whatever you say go out all right i'm gonna take a chance
20:16good
20:16okay good
20:21come on bo
20:32where's hope or any
20:39Hello, Cassius.
20:40Mr. Claiborne to you, Hog.
20:43Mr. Claiborne?
20:44Oh, say, here, looky here.
20:45These are the shine contracts.
20:48Now, if you'll just release the real Duke boys like you promised,
20:51the sheriff and I will be on our way.
20:54You're already on your way, J.D., to the Osage Road Gang.
20:58Road Gang?
20:59Oh, Road Gang?
21:00Well, take Tubby here.
21:02He needs your exercise.
21:03I'll just...
21:03Oh, listen.
21:06Do you know to whom you're pointing at?
21:09Listen, it so happens that I am Rasko P. Coltrane.
21:12I'm the sheriff and you can't arrest me.
21:14I know.
21:15We're arresting you for impersonating an officer of the law.
21:18This is our county.
21:20We can do whatever we like.
21:22Come on.
21:22Yeah, but...
21:23Yeah, what's your fault?
21:24Well, it looks like old Claiborne's fixing a gobbled-up hazard like a country pack man.
21:29While back at the prison, Duke Luck was holding firm.
21:33You guys got your plan work out, huh?
21:35Yeah, just about.
21:37We're going to need you and your guys to create a diversion, though.
21:40Well, why should we help you?
21:42As soon as we get out of here, we're going to come back and pick you all up.
21:45That's why.
21:47We'll do what we can.
21:49All right.
21:53Son, thank you.
22:12Some voices sound familiar.
22:18I just can't place a uniform.
22:21Boss, you want a hand with that anchor?
22:23Oh, you stay away from me, Luke Duke.
22:25Roscoe me wouldn't be here in the first place except on the corner of you two miserable troublemakers.
22:30Yeah.
22:30Suit yourself.
22:31Smell that?
22:32It's food.
22:33It's a bean.
22:34Oh, look at that.
22:35Give me a little bean.
22:38Look at those little bean just hopping for joy in that.
22:40Mr. Claiborne's orders, you're going on a diet.
22:43A diet?
22:44Oh, no.
22:45He can't do that to me.
22:47Roscoe, give me your plate.
22:48No, no.
22:48Come on.
22:49Come on.
22:49Give me that.
22:50Oh.
22:51Ah.
22:52Come on, you doo-doo.
22:53Come on, boy.
22:53That barn chain is coming to me.
22:56Roscoe, come on.
22:56Back in Hazard, news of Boss and Roscoe's arrest spread like wildfire.
23:01Oh, Daddy.
23:01Jesse and Daisy high-tailed it over to Lulu's house.
23:04They knew that she'd need company.
23:06Oh, listen.
23:07I'm trying to be brave.
23:09Honest, I am.
23:10But every time I think of my poor Jefferson and my little baby brother withering away on
23:17a chain gang, I just come apart.
23:21They're not used to laboring, you know.
23:23Well, neither one of them's ever done a day's work in their lives.
23:27Now, Lulu, you can't be imagining the worst.
23:30Bonelooker there to help them?
23:32Daisy, I just feel so helpless.
23:35Jesse, ain't there nothing we can do?
23:38Well, yeah.
23:40I've got a call in to Congressman Ezra Fulton.
23:43I've known him since he was a kid.
23:45I don't like bringing strangers into family business, but this is getting to be more than
23:51we can handle.
23:52Do you mind?
23:53Oh, hello, Gussie.
23:54This is Jesse Duke.
23:56I'm over at J.D. Hogg's place.
23:57Listen, would you try to get that Ezra Fulton for me again in Washington, D.C.?
24:02Well, Jesse finally reached the Congressman this time, and he told him to get down to Capital
24:06City and pick up a release order from the federal judge.
24:09And that's where they headed.
24:11Meanwhile, back on the Osage road game, Luke had figured out a way to use Boss and Roscoe's
24:16ball and chain in his escape plan.
24:20Boss.
24:21Oh, that's good.
24:23Hey, wait a minute.
24:24Oh, this slop, it ain't fit for pigs.
24:28Oh, listen.
24:29There's a little bull weevil in mine.
24:31He's having a good time.
24:32Yeah, look at this.
24:32Look at this thing.
24:34That's terrible.
24:35Oh, yeah.
24:35Oh!
24:36Oh!
24:37Oh, I'm sorry.
24:38Did you get hurt?
24:39Oh, oh, oh.
24:41Oh, oh, oh.
24:43Oh, oh, oh.
24:44Oh, oh, oh.
24:44Oh, oh, oh.
24:45Oh, oh, oh.
24:45Oh, oh, oh.
24:46Oh, oh.
24:47Oh, oh.
24:47Oh, oh.
24:48Oh, oh.
24:51Oh, oh, oh.
24:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:25while slater was radioing droopy cathcart for help jesse and daisy was heading toward osage
25:31with a release order let me see it just want to go there it is he ain't never gonna catch
25:45a
25:45that old thing have a look up there nookie's gaining on us this thing ain't running right
26:06come on car
26:10all right get ready to jump jump ready one two three
26:23oh
26:25oh
26:26oh
26:26oh
26:27oh
26:27oh
26:28oh
26:29oh
26:30oh
26:49Come on, boys. Let's find those Dukes.
26:51Them dogs are useless. Leave it that way.
27:04Jesse and Daisy got to the prison in record time. So fast, in fact, that they got there ahead of
27:09the news that Bo and Luke had escaped.
27:11We got here a court order for the release of Bo, Luke, J.D., and Roscoe.
27:23Too bad you done this. As you know, I ain't somebody you want to rile up.
27:29We ain't afraid of you, Mr. Claiborne. You just let our guys go, like the order says.
27:35Mr. Claiborne, Droopy here. I got 1034. Come back.
27:40Claiborne, what's wrong?
27:41We got a prison break. Them Duke boys? I'm on their tail.
27:45What about Hogg and his dippy chef?
27:48Secure. They was eating in a bed, no.
27:52Go get them.
27:55Now, ain't that a pity.
27:58This here order ain't worth the paper it's written on.
28:03Especially when we got escaped convicts.
28:06You gonna be lucky if my deputies don't shoot your nephews on sight, Jesse Duke.
28:24Why do you suppose they call them bloodhounds?
28:26I ain't looking to find out.
28:28They are persistent, though.
28:32Did you bring the pepper?
28:35I thought you were gonna bring the pepper.
28:37You are a big help.
28:39Luke, you said you was gonna bring the pepper.
28:41You know they say bloodhounds can't track your water.
28:43Come on.
28:44Water?
29:09Well, I'm gonna enjoy watching them dogs flapping around in the water wondering where we are.
29:14There they are.
29:16Get in.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on.
29:23All right.
29:26Yeah, like a charm.
29:27Let's head toe-toe.
29:34Looks like this is one bloodhound they didn't fool.
29:43Did you have a nice slam?
29:47Yes, sir.
29:49Come on.
29:52What we got here is a failure to demonstrate.
29:56A good attitude.
29:58Now, you two boys made a bad mistake trying to run out on me.
30:03The only mistake we made was getting caught.
30:06And we don't intend on making that one again.
30:09Is that so?
30:11Maybe a little time in solitary would help you see the error of your ways.
30:18No food for 24 hours.
30:20Lock them up.
30:20My pleasure, Mr. Claiborne.
30:24You should get the one with the view.
30:26See you in the morning.
30:28I'm going, Slater.
30:35During the time the boys was in solitary, Boss got fed up with his three bean treatment and
30:40demanded to see Claiborne.
30:41I ain't even human.
30:42Which was just what old Cassius was waiting for.
30:45I mean, my death is going to be on your hands.
30:47You hear that?
30:48I'm weak from hunger.
30:50Those three bean meals.
30:52Oh, I feel like I ought to just curl up right here.
30:55You see?
30:56He's got a vapor lock from hunger.
30:58Me too.
31:00Ooh.
31:01Ooh.
31:01Mmm, boys.
31:02Mmm, mmm, mmm.
31:07Oh, look, look, look, look.
31:09I'm saved.
31:10Me too.
31:12I'll have some.
31:13Eddie, would you take them tender, juicy, barbecued ribs?
31:19I will.
31:19I will.
31:20In trade for your used car dealership?
31:24My used car dealership?
31:26Uh, ribs?
31:27Hmm.
31:29Uh, well, maybe.
31:32Yeah, I'll trade.
31:33Where do I sign?
31:34Yeah.
31:34Where do you sign?
31:35Yeah.
31:36Right there.
31:36All right.
31:37J.D.
31:38Oh.
31:39I'm gonna be his co-signer.
31:41Give me some money.
31:42Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
31:43J.D.
31:44Since you seem to be enjoying them tender, juicy, barbecued ribs so much, maybe you'd like
31:51to try some of my succulent southern fried chicken.
31:55Oh, is that chicken too?
31:57Cooked the way you like it.
31:59Greasy.
32:00Oh, chicken!
32:01Oh, in trade, in trade for the boar's nest.
32:05Uh, my boar's nest?
32:07For chicken?
32:09Yeah, I'll trade.
32:10Where do I sign?
32:11Right here.
32:12Uh, listen, uh, listen, sir.
32:14Uh, I have forty-three dollars and thirteen cents in my savings account.
32:18Now, you can have all of that for one little piece and...
32:22Mmm.
32:24Mmm.
32:24J.D.
32:25Mmm.
32:26I think since you've enjoyed this marvelous meal so much, that you ought to top it off with
32:33one of my delicious, moist chocolate layer cakes.
32:38Oh, cake!
32:39Is there cake for dessert?
32:40No, hands-up!
32:42Oh, bring it on!
32:43Bring it on!
32:44Bring it on!
32:46Oh, cake!
32:47There's a bank!
32:49Not on your life!
32:51Uh...
32:52But...
32:53For cake?
32:55Yeah, yeah, I'll trade.
32:56Where do I sign?
32:58Mmm.
32:58J.D.
32:59Oh.
33:00Here, give me a cake.
33:03Mmm.
33:04Mmm.
33:05Mmm.
33:06Mmm.
33:08Mmm.
33:11Next morning, the boys crawled out of solitary, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
33:22That wasn't so bad.
33:26No.
33:28No, it wasn't.
33:31Howdy.
33:35Morning, gentlemen.
33:38The response is deafening.
33:41Is that something we said?
33:42Well, don't mind them.
33:44Just a little upset.
33:46When you guys didn't make it, they felt let down.
33:48You know, they...
33:48They pinned their hopes on you guys.
33:52Look, just because we didn't make it don't mean we ain't gonna try it again.
33:56Well, nobody ever comes out of even one day of solitary quite the way they went in.
34:01Well, you got that right, Charlie.
34:03What it did give us was a whole bunch of time to think of another plan.
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:12What's that?
34:15Here, Charlie.
34:16Boss?
34:20Here, Roscoe.
34:22What's the matter with Boss?
34:23Well, it's called gluttonousness greediness.
34:27He nearly ate himself to death.
34:29Oh, my stomach, I'm dying.
34:32I'll trade my beautiful white convertible car for my carbonator suit.
34:36You ain't got no white convertible car no more.
34:39No.
34:40You traded it for that anchovy and pepperoni garlic pizza.
34:44I know.
34:45Roscoe, what are you two been up to?
34:46Well, it ain't me.
34:47It's old greed gut here.
34:49He traded half of Hazard County for just one meal.
34:52Oh, that's crazy.
34:53Yeah, but it was a delicious meal.
34:56Well, I can only take your word for that, can I?
34:59Because I didn't get one little eeny-teeny bite.
35:02Don't worry, y'all.
35:03We'll feel better once we get out of here.
35:05Well, folks, Sunday come a visiting day finally did come.
35:08And Uncle Jesse, Daisy, and Lulu were the first through the gates
35:11with a cornucopia of country cooking.
35:14Guess we can't touch each other.
35:17I can give you a kiss.
35:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:20Roger.
35:21Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
35:24You are right.
35:25I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
35:27Daisy.
35:28I'm sorry, not half as sorry as we are.
35:30You know, we come over here with the papers for your release
35:33and then found out you'd escaped.
35:35You had a court order?
35:36That's right.
35:38Dang it, we had no way of knowing.
35:39Listen, ya, it's nobody's fault.
35:41We'll just have to think of something else.
35:43Daisy's right.
35:44We gotta think positive.
35:45But no more escapements.
35:47I'd rather have you in here alive than along the road out there somewhere dead.
35:52Jesse, you see that fellow over there?
35:56He's been in here for six years.
35:58For jaywalking.
36:00Claiborne ain't ever gonna let us out.
36:03Hey, boy, it just occurred to me.
36:04What did Roscoe just tell us?
36:07Well, the boss hog gave up half his holdings to Claiborne to feed his face.
36:11Claiborne just got us here to use us as bait to get the boss.
36:14And now that we messed up on that escape attempt, he got no reason to let us go.
36:18The only way we're gonna get out of here is to bust this place wide open.
36:23Well, better look like you're eatin' if you get him to watch us.
36:29What do you got in mind?
36:31Y'all think we can break the General Lee out of the impound yard?
36:34Got it.
36:36I declare, Jefferson, you look like you've put on about ten pounds since you got here.
36:41Well, that's just about half of it.
36:43Here, listen, I'm gonna have it.
36:44Don't you just hush up, man.
36:46It's my stomach. I say I feel it poorly.
36:49You didn't bring anybody out of a soda, did you?
36:51Hey, listen, I just can't wait.
36:54Not that one, Roscoe!
36:54I just can't.
37:01All right, don't anybody move.
37:04Lady, that's the dumbest thing I ever saw.
37:06Put him in solitary.
37:07Well, that's me.
37:09I didn't have nothing to do with that.
37:12I'm gonna carry it.
37:13Not with him.
37:13Listen, I don't wanna go in there.
37:15Don't go in there.
37:16All right, visiting day's over.
37:18Everybody inside.
37:20He's gonna change our plans some.
37:21Yeah.
37:24Listen, y'all won't know.
37:25You got it?
37:25See you later.
37:25Wanna take you some chicken?
37:27Uh, no, we'd better not.
37:29I didn't bring that stuff.
37:30No, sir.
37:31Listen, you couldn't bring me a pie cup, could you?
37:33I'll bring you a pie cup.
37:35Oh!
37:38There he is.
37:38There's a guy.
37:41And so next day, Jessie and Lulu started on the first steps of Luke's plan.
37:48We want to talk to you a minute today.
37:51In sweet days, he was set to do her part.
37:54Liberating the general.
37:55In sweet days.
37:56Yeah.
37:56In sweet days.
37:57In sweet days, he got hit.
37:58With all the helpers going.
37:58Oh, damn.
37:59Oh, I'm not good.
38:05Oh, there's a little hurry here.
38:07Let's do my sister here.
38:08And go back there.
38:10Oh, here we go.
38:14So, you don't have no car here?
38:16No, I haven't here but Mr. Claywell won't let you tell about a car.
38:27If I was anybody standing around, I wouldn't want to be standing in front of Daisy long
38:31about now. At the prison, Bo and Luke got sent for the big breakout, while Daisy was keeping
38:55it on, keep it on.
39:25Let's go through here. Oh, this will be fun. That's it. Give me your hands.
39:31All right, she's all set. Let her rip, boy.
39:41Don't worry, fellas. You both have very long lifelines.
39:47All right, what are you doing here?
39:50Hey, give me those keys, fellas.
39:52Get him down. Get him down.
40:02All right, let's go.
40:02You ready? Let's go, let's go, let's go.
40:08Let's go.
40:09Let's go!
40:11All right, leave the truck, leave the truck!
40:32All right, Bull, let her go!
40:39Let's go!
40:57Slater!
40:58Get us loose here, Slater!
40:59Get out of here!
41:00Come on, we got cuffs on here! Get us out of here, Slater!
41:02Slater!
41:03Come on, will you?
41:04Slater!
41:05Get out of here!
41:32Get out of here!
41:41We're seeing a hazard boat.
41:42Yeah, 10-4.
42:03Oh, great.
42:05Hey, Luke, guess what? We got us some company.
42:07Hey, this old truck's giving me all she's got.
42:09I know. Just keep her steady. I'll try and hold him off.
42:13Well, don't you just know Slater Seabeed, Old Droopy, and the colonel's to come help.
42:17If the hazard folks get back over the line, it could be real serious for Colonel Claver.
42:24It didn't take Old Droopy long to catch up with the caravan.
42:27I sure hope the Duke's got a plan for this turn of events.
42:30Luke, he's coming.
42:31Yeah, I see him. It's time to split up.
42:33Yeah, that's a big 10-4. I'll just stick to the road.
42:35Where are we going?
42:37Hang on.
42:52Guys, listen. You better get them all you got. I can't hold them off anymore.
42:57Watch it!
43:00You're all trying to hurt us. Stay out of it, Rupi.
43:03Get worried about it, Mr. Flavie.
43:04Come get him.
43:05Watch it, Rupi.
43:18Well, you should be along here pretty directly.
43:20Oh, Jesse.
43:21Lord have mercy. I hope they're all right.
43:23Oh, you'll be fine. Now, listen, you don't come out of one of those places.
43:26Oh, I'm just worried sick.
43:29Quit worrying.
43:30They'll be... Now you got me worried.
43:32Oh, I'm...
43:34They're going to get away.
43:36Don't put your hands.
43:44Looks like the old bloodhound got snared in his own trap.
43:49Yeah!
43:50Yeah!
43:51Yeah!
43:51Yeah!
43:53Yeah!
43:53Yeah!
43:53Yeah!
43:55Yeah!
43:59Yeah!
44:04Yeah!
44:05Yeah!
44:06Yeah!
44:07Yeah!
44:08Yeah!
44:08Yeah!
44:10Yeah!
44:12Yeah!
44:13Yeah!
44:14Yeah!
44:18Yeah!
44:19Yeah!
44:20Yeah!
44:21Yeah!
44:21Yeah!
44:22Yeah!
44:23Yeah!
44:24Yeah!
44:26Yeah!
44:27Yeah!
44:28Yeah!
44:28Yeah!
44:29Oh, boy.
44:31Ah!
44:36Come on! Come on!
44:38Move!
44:39Oh, yeah.
44:41Welcome to Hazard County.
44:43You're on the show now.
44:43Mr. Hogg!
44:44Here you go, Charlie.
44:46Now, J.D.
44:48Ah, listen, you call me Mr. Hogg, you hear?
44:50Yes, Mr. Hogg.
44:51Well, that's better.
44:52You can't arrest me. I'm an officer of the law.
44:55Oh, just a stilly walker.
44:57I can do anything I want.
44:58See, this is my county now.
45:00While you're at it, give them dukes a ticket for disturbing the peace,
45:04speeding through Hazard County, and everything else you can think of.
45:07Boy, things don't change much around here, do they?
45:10Things got back to normal in Hazard in short order.
45:13Boss got all of his businesses back,
45:15and he was looking forward to some of Lulu's fine home cooking.
45:21But Lulu figured that it was time that old boss lost some of that weight
45:25that he'd gained in prison.
45:27On account of the dukes, an investigation freed all the prisoners who were in on false charges.
45:33Now, that closed the Osage Road prison forever.
45:35It was renovated and reopened as an orphan's farm camp.
45:39You see, folks around Hazard don't like to see nothing go to waste.
45:43We'll be here.
45:44We'll be here.
45:49We'll be here.
46:01We'll be here.
46:02We'll be here.
46:05We'll be here.
46:17We'll be here.
46:23Good job, you dude.
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