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00:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31The search committee finally decided, after a lot of deliberation, on Robert California for the manager position.
00:39Who took one look around and left.
00:43He drove down to Florida and convinced Joe to make him CEO.
00:50CEO. Her own job.
00:53He talked her out of her own job, and I don't really know how someone does that.
00:57But, anyway, then the position was his to fill, and he chose...
01:08It's unbelievable.
01:10True, I may have been the second choice, but I was the first choice's first choice.
01:15And, about Dwight, I sensed that he might have some resentment about not getting the job, so I sat him
01:20down and we had a talk.
01:21And I told him, I need a really strong number two.
01:24I want you to be my enforcer.
01:26Smart, right?
01:26Very smart.
01:30This has got to stop.
01:31I can't get down.
01:34Kevin!
01:36Yeah, at first I was really disappointed.
01:39But I've got a great daily routine going right now.
01:42I've upped my karate to eight times a week.
01:44I've added boxing, lunches and on weekends.
01:47I do kickboxing three times a week, Krav Maga four times a week.
01:50An hour of meditation every morning at sunrise and again at sunset.
01:53So, yeah.
01:56I'm doing great.
01:57Okay, I'm gonna need some help. Pam?
01:59I don't think I should.
02:02Oh, yeah. Pregnant.
02:04Right here. Little Michael Scott.
02:06Nope, I told you I don't like that joke.
02:09It is a boy. We found out early.
02:11Much different the second time around.
02:13And I have to say, it is nice not being the only pregnant woman in the office.
02:18Look, it's, uh, little pregs and big pregs.
02:22Wait, when did we start...
02:24Isn't it amazing the difference in our sizes?
02:27Well, I am a few months ahead of you.
02:29I'm having a child with my husband, the senator.
02:31And Pam is having a child with Jim.
02:34The great salesman.
02:36Hoist him aloft!
02:38Come on, Daryl. Lift, lift, Daryl.
02:42Yeah, I wanted to manage a job, but I got something much better.
02:47This soda.
02:49This is mine.
02:52It might be easy if you take a deep breath,
02:54lift from the knees and shove it up your butt.
02:58What?
02:59I came up with a new thing this summer.
03:01I act like I'm telling someone how to do something.
03:04I go on with a long description, and then I say,
03:07and shove it up your butt.
03:11It's stupid, but it's my thing now.
03:14No one should be planking at all.
03:16Thank you, yes.
03:19Dwight, my enforcer, my number two, can you take care of this?
03:22Say no more.
03:35Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous.
03:39Especially with me around.
04:06Especially with me around.
04:12Are you watching that commercial again?
04:16Why do you keep watching it if you know it's just going to make you cry?
04:19Because everything makes me cry, so what's the difference?
04:23This dog, he just wants to protect his bone.
04:27He's got a bank vault. That's a start.
04:29Not enough, though.
04:30All right.
04:36The new CEO works out of the conference room about half the time.
04:40But whenever he takes a break, he does these weird walks around the office.
04:44And you never know you.
04:46And yet you hope it is you, too?
04:48It's strange.
04:57Here we go.
04:58Hello.
04:59Robert, California.
05:00Let's have a conversation.
05:02Describe your day so far.
05:04Well, I woke up, and I'm listening.
05:05And when you recount your day, never say you woke up.
05:08It's a waste of your time.
05:09That's how every day has begun for everyone since the dawn of man.
05:13Very smart.
05:14Very smart.
05:18Suddenly, I was awake.
05:19And I've been doing this.
05:20Hey, Robert.
05:22We have that 9.30 a.m. casual chit-chat scheduled.
05:25I emailed you about it last night to confirm.
05:28And again this morning.
05:29First item on the agenda.
05:30Can I get everyone an extra long Columbus Day weekend?
05:33Item number two.
05:34Connect with the guy.
05:36Robert California.
05:37What does he think of me?
05:39Don't know?
05:40Super care.
05:42Number three.
05:43Time permitting.
05:43We lost our biggest client.
05:49Oh, sure.
05:57Bam.
05:58Bam.
05:59Bam.
05:59Bam.
06:01Bam.
06:01Bam.
06:15Bam.
06:24Bam.
06:27Bam.
06:28Bam.
06:30Bam.
06:31Bam.
06:33Bam.
06:44Bam.
06:46Bam.
06:49Bam.
06:58Bam.
07:00Bam.
07:02Bam.
07:03familiar 같이.
07:04Bam.
07:05Bam.
07:06Bam.
07:06Bam.
07:09I'll take a photo of it.
07:10Dwight, can you throw me my phone?
07:15Nice catch.
07:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
07:46What list am I on?
07:47Left
07:48Yes!
07:49Why are you... how do you know?
07:53Really great list of names, guys.
07:55Thank you so much. Good work.
07:57Uh, no, actually, that was in Robert's notebook.
08:00He left it at reception and we photocopied it.
08:03Oh, okay.
08:05I don't want any part of this.
08:07Maybe it's the list of people he's got on fire.
08:09Okay, it's not that, ma'am.
08:12You know, I was thinking it reminds me of those lists White used to make.
08:15This is if we were all on a cruise ship and had to divide into life boats.
08:19And this is if we were on a cruise ship and had to divide into life rafts.
08:23Here's something.
08:24Who would eat who in an alive situation?
08:30No.
08:31That can't be.
08:32I gotta say, kinda seems like the left side's the side to be on.
08:37Me, Jim, Dwight, Daryl.
08:39No offense, Pam.
08:40I don't think that's...
08:40Excuse me?
08:41Shh, Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.
08:45Did you guys figure it out?
08:47We couldn't crack it.
08:47Go in there and just ask the man what it means.
08:50He'll know that we've looked at his private notebook.
08:54Come on, just say you saw the list by accident.
08:57I'm already working on this Columbus Day thing for you guys.
09:00And it's starting to stack up.
09:02Feels like a lot.
09:03One thing at a time.
09:04Yeah, that's all you had to do today is ask about Columbus Day.
09:11Yes, for God's sake, Andy. Yes, come in.
09:17What's up?
09:18Weird thing.
09:20Totally awkward.
09:22But you left your notebook on the reception desk.
09:25Great, thank you.
09:26And it was open.
09:29And people saw this.
09:31And they're just kind of going nuts and like...
09:34What is this?
09:34Wondering what it is.
09:36It's a photocopy from your notebook.
09:38You read my notebook?
09:39And photocopied it?
09:41And distributed it?
09:43No.
09:45They did.
09:46And they asked me to ask you about it.
09:49Ah, please.
09:52Oh.
09:54Here's what it is.
09:55It's a doodle.
09:56What?
09:57Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run.
10:00They draw houses, penises.
10:03Funny how the houses are always colonials
10:05and the penises are always circumcised.
10:07Don't you think?
10:10Well, I doodle too, but I'm not an artist,
10:12so I draw words and lists.
10:15That is fascinating.
10:18And by the way, I am so glad I asked.
10:21People were just sort of...
10:22Did you just move my name?
10:23Might as well have been sketching a cube.
10:31Okay, Robert's in the annex.
10:33Everybody think, quick.
10:34What do these groups have in common?
10:35Maybe we're supposed to do it with people in our group.
10:37That's not it.
10:38People in the other group?
10:40Hmm.
10:40Still wrong.
10:41Stan Lee, you do puzzles all day.
10:43What do we got?
10:44Well, you take the first letter from each name,
10:47assign it a number, add them all up,
10:49and shove it up your butt.
10:51Thank you.
10:52A little much-needed comic relief,
10:53but we really need to figure this out, guys.
10:55I know.
10:58It's alphabetical.
11:01No, it's not.
11:02Here's how we find out.
11:03Let's line up and compare the lines,
11:05see if we learn anything, okay?
11:06Left-siders over here.
11:08Right-siders line up over here.
11:09Face each other.
11:10Match up by height and relative weight.
11:13Let's just size each other up here,
11:16and left side of the list...
11:20Attack!
11:20Wait, wait, wait.
11:21Stop, stop, stop.
11:23Can you stop?
11:25Stop!
11:28What are you doing?
11:29Stop!
11:30Warning!
11:31Warning!
11:32Warning!
11:33Warning!
11:38I'd like to invite the following...
11:41Angela, Daryl, Kevin, Toby, Phyllis, Oscar.
11:49That's great!
11:51Let's do this, guys!
11:53All right.
11:55Well, I will see you in a bit.
11:57I love you so much.
11:59Hey.
12:00It's nothing, all right?
12:02I'll text you when we get there.
12:03I'll let you know what's going on.
12:04Okay.
12:06No.
12:06No dog video.
12:08Okay.
12:08Okay.
12:10See you guys.
12:12Well, we should all be really excited about our very own pizza party.
12:20Pizza party!
12:22Pizza.
12:22Party.
12:23Pizza.
12:24Party.
12:25Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of the street?
12:28Uh, the street.
12:30Sesame Street.
12:31Oh!
12:31I didn't know anybody.
12:33She likes it a lot.
12:35She, uh, loves Elmo.
12:36Elmo.
12:37God save us.
12:38The Elmo era.
12:39Right?
12:39Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it.
12:44Complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time.
12:48Ours is a cultural ghetto.
12:50Wouldn't you agree?
12:51Yeah.
12:53She does like Elmo.
12:54Cultural ghetto.
12:57Totally, totally agree.
12:58Completely.
12:59Ept.
13:00Ept analysis, Robert.
13:01The thing that I like about Elmo is the tickling.
13:06I should not be here.
13:08I'm in the, I was in the wrong.
13:11I'm, I'm sorry, uh, just picture me back there.
13:15I, I was never here.
13:20Great group!
13:21Pizza party!
13:22How is this a pizza party?
13:23Well, why don't you ask me again when the five pizzas get here?
13:26Yeah, well, that's just pizza.
13:27You need at least one other element for it to be a party.
13:29Okay.
13:30Have you guys ever had margarita pizza?
13:31What's that?
13:32Fresh tomato with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.
13:37That's pizza.
13:38It's regular pizza.
13:40You know, I feel comfortable enough now to ask you this question.
13:42What made you pick this group?
13:45I just think you guys are winners and I wanted to have lunch with you.
13:49Okay.
13:49Aw.
13:50Yes.
13:51Well, what about the other guys?
13:53Losers?
13:54Oh, come on.
13:55I don't know what to say.
13:56Come on.
13:56No.
13:56Well, I guess I think they're losers.
13:59Ah!
13:59I knew it!
14:01Yes!
14:02Woo!
14:02I should have said that.
14:04Woohoo!
14:06Woohoo!
14:06Their interpretation of margarita pizza.
14:09Fans of classic pizza will be psyched.
14:13Oh, text from Jim.
14:15This is getting very weird.
14:17We'll explain later.
14:22Oh, text from Kevin.
14:24Suck it.
14:24Losers.
14:30Okay, not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group
14:35make anyone feel just a little bit better?
14:38Oh, this crush is sharp.
14:40I used to be young and cute and sort of funny and I could do those cute little cartoons.
14:48And everyone who came through here was like, who's that receptionist?
14:53I like her.
14:54Now I'm just a fat mom.
14:57Yeah.
14:58And you take one look at me and you're like, oh, loser.
15:01Bad joke.
15:04Look around this room.
15:05Does this look like a group of losers?
15:07Seriously.
15:13Oh.
15:15Oh, God.
15:19Oh, hey guys, we had so much fun.
15:22We had margarita pizza.
15:23We all hung out and got to know each other better.
15:25How was your lunch?
15:26It was excellent.
15:27Good times.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Oh, we did.
15:30It was the best time.
15:31And you know what?
15:32Now it's over.
15:33Back to work, everyone.
15:35You too, Andy.
15:37I knew it.
15:38I just knew my whole life that everyone was wrong about me.
15:43My parents.
15:44My teachers.
15:45My friends.
15:46The doctors.
15:47Everyone.
15:49Well, that was certainly an odd lunch.
15:55Is everything all right?
15:57Yeah, I'm fine.
16:03You just, just take the, take the casserole out of it.
16:06Loser.
16:07Take it out of the refrigerator and put it in the oven.
16:09It'll be fine.
16:10Just leave it in for 20 minutes.
16:11Sure.
16:12Losers.
16:13Losers.
16:14When I was a salesman, I could just be like, not my job, not my prob.
16:17I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob.
16:21Metaphorically, of course.
16:22But now, it is my job and my prob.
16:27Hi.
16:28Robert.
16:29Can you come out here, please?
16:31It's really important.
16:36Just wanted to clarify something.
16:39Some people here are under the misconception that some people may be considered, let's say,
16:48top tier and others would be second tier.
16:52I never said that.
16:53Thank you.
16:54Great.
16:55I said winners and losers.
16:57Is that what you're talking about?
16:58Oh, that might, that actually might be what I'm thinking of.
17:03Can you clarify that?
17:04Let me tell you some things I find productive.
17:09Positive reinforcement.
17:12Negative reinforcement.
17:13Honesty.
17:15I'll tell you some things I find unproductive.
17:18Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutable social clues.
17:24And then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night.
17:29No.
17:29I do not believe in that at all.
17:31If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner.
17:35If I didn't, I don't.
17:36But I just met you all.
17:38Life is long.
17:39Opinions change.
17:40Winners, prove me right.
17:42Losers, prove me wrong.
17:51Whew.
17:52Well, I guess that's that.
17:54No.
17:57No.
17:58No.
18:01Andy, don't go in there.
18:03I'm going in there.
18:10I know that every time I talk to you things just seem to get worse.
18:14But you don't know these people and I do.
18:18And if I let you work with faulty information, well then I'm not doing my job as regional manager.
18:24So, please take this pen and change your list.
18:27I'm not going to change my list, Andy.
18:30And I don't use ballpoint pens.
18:33Well, then I will make a new list for you.
18:42Stanley, you may think he's a lazy grump, but did you know that he has the most consistently high sales
18:47numbers of anyone in this office?
18:49And you may think he's hard to love, but did you know that he's in not one, but two long
18:54-term romantic relationships?
18:56I did not know about the sales figures.
18:58Meredith Palmer, supplier relations.
19:00The word no, not even in her vocabulary.
19:03And just to show you that I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the loser column.
19:06I think that is astute.
19:09Good call.
19:12Pam.
19:13Easily the most creative and kind person I have ever worked with.
19:19Jim, shut the door.
19:20This is just gross.
19:21Shh.
19:22Aaron Hannon, the receptionist and my closest confidant.
19:25A winner if there ever was one.
19:27I like my new group.
19:31I liked my old group.
19:33Are we done?
19:35Yes.
19:36No.
19:37The Friday before Columbus Day, we're going to take a half day so that everyone can get a jump on
19:42the long weekend.
19:43You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
19:46Yes, I do.
19:48And you are aware that Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
19:55I don't care.
20:07Hey guys.
20:09So Columbus Day, we got that half day on Friday.
20:13We get that every year.
20:15Well, you got it this year, too.
20:19Good night.
20:20Good night, Andy.
20:20Good night.
20:22Good night.
20:23Good night, Andy.
20:29Good night.
20:42C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
21:02C'est bon, c'est bon.
21:04C'est bon.
21:05Je vais me frameir.
21:08Je peux toujours un-frame.
21:30C'est bon, c'est bon.
21:35C'est bon.
21:36C'est bon.
21:37C'est bon.
21:38C'est bon.
21:39C'est bon.
21:43C'est bon.
21:44C'est bon.
21:47C'est bon.
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