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00:00So, coasting time is officially over.
00:04Big changes are coming, and they're coming fast.
00:08If you don't like them, this is called a door.
00:11You can walk right through it.
00:12Alright, I'm not here to be your friend.
00:14I like my life outside of this place.
00:17I live to leave at 5.
00:19Change number one, Darryl, per your request,
00:23the company is sending you to business school at night.
00:26Full ride, deal with it.
00:28Seriously?
00:29Stone cold, seriously.
00:31They are trying to figure me out, and I don't like it.
00:37Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear.
00:41And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker,
00:43and who is simply a good mind reader.
00:47Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear,
00:50I'm not going to care.
00:52Change two, Toby, you're getting a new chair.
00:55Thanks.
00:56Don't thank me.
00:57Hey, don't thank me, guy.
00:59Okay?
01:00And I don't care if you like it.
01:02These sound like good ideas.
01:04Why wouldn't we like them?
01:05I don't care what your favorite flavor is.
01:08Here's a bowl of ice cream.
01:10You either like it or you don't.
01:12That's my attitude right now in this room.
01:14That's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays.
01:18All right?
01:19Clear?
01:20Any questions?
01:21This all sounds great to me.
01:26But I could see how some people might think that they're bad.
01:32I don't know what to think.
01:33That is an astute observation, Kevin.
01:39Kev's got me pegged.
01:40Huh?
01:41Huh?
01:42Huh?
01:42Huh?
01:43Huh?
01:44Huh?
01:45Huh?
01:47Huh?
01:48Huh?
01:50Huh?
02:03Huh?
02:04Huh?
02:05Huh?
02:06Huh?
02:08Huh?
02:09Huh?
02:10Huh?
03:18Your boy, Kevin Malone, is in the inner circle
03:26Which doesn't exist
03:32There he is
03:33Got you a coffee
03:34Oh, wow, thank you
03:35That was so kind of you
03:40Not a coffee guy, take it, huh?
03:41It's just that I own the coffee shop
03:44So, once you've seen sausage being made
03:46All you want to do is make sausage
03:47Because it's so much fun
03:48Listen, I've got a sixer
03:51Automatic for the people on the jukebox
03:53It's at the park after sundown, come on
03:56Pick up some sausage if you want
03:57I think you'll find what you're looking for
04:00Over there
04:06No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight
04:09He doesn't seem to want anything to do with me
04:12It reminds me of my relationship with my son
04:14Except there, I'm the Dwight
04:17Who's the biggest client in the state?
04:19I say we go get him, whatever it takes
04:20Huh?
04:21What do you guys say?
04:23Yes
04:23Huh?
04:24Right?
04:24Let's do it
04:24Or my other idea
04:26Fifty thousand tiny clients
04:28Yeah, I say
04:29That we just go for it
04:32Is that a lighter than usual?
04:34Is that a Chinatown knockoff?
04:35That's Toys R Us, I think
04:36No, that's definitely a knockoff
04:37You can feel the center of gravity is off
04:39Feel that
04:40What do you think?
04:41Oh, yeah, totally
04:42Jim, you got ripped off
04:43Big time
04:44D'Angelo
04:46See what I did there?
04:47Oh, that's what you need to do
04:48Just add a little English
04:49The British are coming
04:50Yeah
04:51D'Angelo's open
04:52Hey, Bri
04:53Your department's killing it, baby
04:55Hey, my pleasure, my treasure
04:57Keep it up
04:58The problem with having it
05:01Or the X Factor
05:03Or whatever it is you want to call it
05:06Is that it's impossible
05:07To put into words
05:10What you're bringing to the table
05:12So to make things simpler for D'Angelo
05:14I just, without lying
05:15Strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor
05:18It's not even that much of a stretch
05:20She pretty much does whatever I say
05:22What?
05:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
05:25Why should I pretend that you are my boss?
05:27Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly?
05:29I'll tell you what I would have done for you
05:30I'd lie for you
05:32Yeah, but you lie all the time
05:33You lie for no reason
05:34Right, and you just like to lie
05:35I'd die for you, too
05:37You really would?
05:39Hey, Kelly Kapoor
05:40If I don't have those call logs on my desk
05:42We're just gonna have to evaluate
05:44Your future at the company
05:47Sure thing, Mr. Howard
05:48Woo!
05:49Glad he's not my boss
05:52Oh, you're the best, thank you
05:58You know, I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not
06:03name
06:03So I've never had to buy it
06:06True story
06:07I just drink my cousins
06:09Congratulations on your one cousin
06:10I have 70, each one better than the last
06:14Okay, you know what?
06:16Straight up, why don't you like me?
06:18I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here, okay?
06:22I do my job well
06:23So why don't you just leave me alone
06:25And let me do it, okay?
06:29Oh, no
06:31What?
06:31Okay
06:32I'm gonna win you over
06:33No, you're not
06:34Yes, I am
06:35No
06:35Oh, yes
06:36No
06:36Yes
06:37No
06:37Yes
06:38No
06:38Yes
06:39No
06:39Yes
06:39No
06:40Yes
06:40Yes
06:40Yes
06:41Yes
06:42Yes
06:42Yes
06:42Yes
06:43Yes
06:43Yes
06:43Yes
06:45Uh-oh
06:46This former administrative assistant misspelled administrative and assistant
06:51C'est le winner.
06:53Sous-titrage ST' 501, Mr. Don Finer.
06:56Put juggling.
07:00What's wrong with juggling, Daryl?
07:02I'm a big juggler.
07:04I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.
07:07Seriously?
07:08Oh, yeah.
07:10I'd do it for you here, but what would you say this room is?
07:14300 square feet? 320?
07:15320. Just free ball in it.
07:18It's a little cramped.
07:21How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?
07:23Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.
07:26Give or take.
07:28Sorry, gang.
07:30I thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car, but it's not.
07:33Oh, no. Do you think it was stolen?
07:35I got you covered, boss.
07:37Used to play with the parabolas myself.
07:40Got some extra balls.
07:42Hey!
07:44Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments.
07:49You know, we're all here.
07:50I've got the music cued.
07:52Why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls?
07:55Prepare
07:57to go into the danger zone.
08:03Oh, wow. You weren't kidding.
08:05No, never.
08:07Can someone please
08:09throw me a fifth ball?
08:11If you dare.
08:14Incoming
08:14and wrong.
08:17Remember, nothing's impossible.
08:34Phyllis, where's Phyllis?
08:36Here.
08:38Do you believe in me, Phyllis?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Because I believe in you.
08:42Oh, okay.
08:47Feel that connection?
08:50Don't move your head, please.
08:52Thank you.
08:54Oh, big hand for Phyllis.
08:57That took a lot of guts.
09:03Ho!
09:06I'm Dan Zelo Vickers.
09:08Thank you so much.
09:09Hope you learned something.
09:11Woo!
09:12Woo!
09:13He didn't drop a single ball.
09:17Look.
09:19I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls.
09:21I'm juggling with one hand.
09:24No hands.
09:26What could he possibly stand to gain
09:28from a fake juggling routine?
09:30What could he possibly stand to gain
09:31from a real juggling routine?
09:33How can you keep defending him?
09:35He's good at his job,
09:36and I like working for him.
09:37Of course you do, Jim.
09:39You're a man.
09:40D'Angelo is a huge sexist.
09:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:43I think if he was a sexist,
09:45I'd be able to tell.
09:46I took a crap load
09:47of women's studies courses at Cornell,
09:49and I wrote my own companion piece
09:51to the vagina monologues
09:52called The Penis Apologies,
09:53so I know a thing or two.
09:54Okay.
09:55Then how about I'm the head
09:56of the accounting department,
09:57but he only ever talks to Kevin?
09:59What about Pam and Kelly,
10:01also department heads,
10:02but has he ever met with you
10:03or even asked you to do anything?
10:10How could I not see it?
10:11You're so right.
10:12Why don't you talk to him about it?
10:14And say what?
10:15Hey, D'Angelo, are you shy?
10:16Or just a sexist?
10:17Why don't you just tell him
10:18how his actions are being perceived
10:19by the women in this office?
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:22And if he doesn't listen,
10:23then he can kiss his penis goodbye.
10:26Snip, snip.
10:27Am I right, girls?
10:30Hey, you got a second?
10:32Yeah, I got tons of time.
10:33This job's a joke.
10:34So, what's up?
10:37Um, really, it's nothing.
10:38I was just talking to Angela,
10:40and she was...
10:42Hey, I saw Jim come in.
10:44We're meeting?
10:45Yeah, sure.
10:46Let's make it a meeting.
10:47If it's all right,
10:47can I just have, like,
10:48one minute alone?
10:49What's the big secret?
10:51Why are you even whispering?
10:52Come on, it's the guys.
10:53I know.
10:54Just the guys.
10:56Well, maybe that's part of the problem.
10:59I think...
10:59So, what happened was
11:00I was talking to some of the department heads.
11:03Right.
11:03Uh, some of the female department heads.
11:06Uh-oh.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Right?
11:07Hot.
11:08Maybe there's a vibe out there
11:10with certain members of the office
11:12that you are a little sexist or...
11:18Damn!
11:19Whoa, whoa.
11:19Wait, are you serious?
11:21Who feels this way?
11:23Oh, like nobody.
11:25It was Pam.
11:26Oh, my gosh.
11:27That sounds like Pam.
11:28You know how she gets.
11:29D'Angelo, she can get really bitchy.
11:34Guys, hold on.
11:36Doesn't matter who, okay?
11:38Just happy that Jim brought it to my attention
11:40because, honestly, I had no idea.
11:43That's awesome.
11:44Thank you.
11:45Mom, Ryan's taking us out to dinner tonight.
11:47No, no, he's not gonna stand us up
11:49like he did last time.
11:50He won't ever stand us up again.
11:52So, I am the new customer service supervisor.
11:55When D'Angelo's around.
11:57And I am also a very dutiful boyfriend when...
12:01All the time.
12:02All the time.
12:04Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby
12:06and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?
12:09Absolutely.
12:09Hey, who'd you end up hiring?
12:11I'm glad you asked, Jim.
12:13Because apparently there's a rumor running around here
12:15that I'm a sexist.
12:17Uh, huh?
12:18I can't work here effectively
12:20if you guys think I'm something that I'm not.
12:22I'm not a sexist.
12:25Raise your hand if you have a vagina.
12:35Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Okay.
12:42Just about everyone.
12:43What about D'Angelo's hand?
12:45Oh, wow.
12:47He's got them both up.
12:50Yeah.
12:52Uh-huh.
12:53Yeah.
12:54So it bothers me
12:56when I hear that there's gossip around here
12:59that I treat women lesser than men.
13:02Okay?
13:03Frankly,
13:03we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.
13:06I'm not a feminist,
13:08but I think that the men in this office
13:11are being given chances that the women aren't.
13:14Dwight,
13:15what's your take?
13:16What's the argument here?
13:17NBA, WNBA.
13:19One is a sport,
13:20one is a joke.
13:21I love sports,
13:21I love jokes.
13:23Room for all.
13:24Man, you're smart.
13:25Everyone,
13:26I'd like you to please welcome
13:27Jordan Garfield.
13:30This is everyone.
13:32Hello.
13:33So, Jordan,
13:34where did you work before?
13:35Uh,
13:36a law office?
13:37No, anthropology.
13:39We don't have this nut size.
13:41Pretty lame.
13:42Lame?
13:43You worked in anthropology?
13:44Yeah.
13:45That's like my dream job.
13:46How did you even get that job?
13:47Well, I've, uh...
13:48You chose this job over that job?
13:50Okay, okay,
13:50back to work, Kelly.
13:51We have a lot to get done today.
13:53So, um,
13:54is this your first office job then?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yep.
13:58Wow.
13:59No corporate experience whatsoever.
14:01I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.
14:04Nice.
14:06Jim,
14:08are you coming?
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:10Did you text us?
14:10Yeah.
14:14Mm-hmm.
14:17Jim, what are you doing?
14:19Get in there.
14:19This is not the time to take a stand.
14:21At least he likes one of us.
14:22He didn't text me.
14:23Yes!
14:24I'm in.
14:25Andy,
14:26what are you doing?
14:28I'm going in,
14:29into the belly of the beast.
14:31I'm gonna infiltrate
14:32and change from within.
14:36What's up, man?
14:37K?
14:41Just go in.
14:42Hmm?
14:42Just go in.
14:43He probably just forgot to text you.
14:45Internally for office use.
14:48Where do we get our paper from?
14:49Do we go and...
14:52Don't worry, the first day
14:53is always the hardest.
14:54Yeah.
14:59Hey, Jim.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Can I help you?
15:02Nope.
15:09Just...
15:12Okay.
15:18Okay.
15:28So,
15:30he kicked you out of the inner circle, huh?
15:32Well, there is no inner circle.
15:36Dwight?
15:37D'Angelo wanted me to ask you
15:39if there's anything I could help you with.
15:40Really?
15:42Anything.
15:43Do you need anything?
15:45D'Angelo,
15:46tell your whore to leave me alone.
15:50Okay.
15:51I do not want to waste your time,
15:52so I will keep this
15:55brief.
15:56Now,
15:56word on the street is
15:57Mercy Hospital.
15:58Back on the market.
15:59D'Angelo would like you
16:00to put together a sales pitch
16:02for next week.
16:02D'Angelo has also recently learned
16:04about the Barnacle Project,
16:07which is a non-profit organization
16:08based in Mystic, Connecticut
16:10that assists in the scraping
16:11of barnacles.
16:12So, this is my life
16:15until I win the lottery.
16:19or Pam finally writes
16:20that series of young adult books.
16:22So, one afternoon
16:23while walking home from school,
16:24quirky 10th grader Becky Walters
16:26finds a wounded Pegasus
16:27in the woods
16:29and she becomes
16:30the horse flyer.
16:34Hey, Kelly,
16:35that's the last time
16:36I'm going to talk to you
16:36about your paycheck, okay?
16:37We pay you a fair salary here
16:39and if you're only here for the money,
16:40maybe you shouldn't be here at all.
16:41No one likes a money grubber.
16:45I'm sorry, Mr. Howard.
16:46I apologize for grubbing for money.
16:49I can't do this.
16:50I can't do this.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:52I just can't do it.
16:53D'Angelo,
16:53Ryan is not my boss, okay?
16:55Frankly,
16:55he hasn't had a real job here in years.
16:57Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.
17:00No, he's just a big fraud, D'Angelo.
17:02He's like Rango.
17:03He doesn't work here, basically.
17:05Just like the way
17:06Rango didn't save those animals.
17:07It was just a big misunderstanding.
17:10Is this true, Ryan?
17:12I did not see Rango.
17:14Okay, I don't have time for this
17:15he said, she said.
17:16He's not saying anything.
17:18It's too murky.
17:19I like Ryan.
17:21You seem kind of hysterical to me.
17:24Ryan's your supervisor.
17:26Let's just leave it that way.
17:27That's not fair.
17:28I mean, I've been working here
17:28for such a long time.
17:31Oh, close call.
17:33Okay, why don't you just finish this stuff up
17:34and leave it on my desk
17:35and I will see you at your place
17:36around 2 a.m., okay?
17:45Do it a little more quietly.
17:47Well, that's going to be tough
17:48because we're getting a dunking clinic
17:49from Magic Jordan himself.
17:52Oh, you mean, uh, Michael Jordan.
17:56Total brain burp.
17:58Oh, no, MJ.
17:59Please.
18:00I can do his dunk
18:01from the free throw line, though.
18:05Damn, man.
18:07Respect from a brother.
18:09The man is paying me to take Chinese.
18:11I will say what I need to say
18:13and soon
18:14I will say it in Chinese.
18:17Okay, well, it's just really loud.
18:19Okay.
18:20We'll keep that in mind.
18:21All right, ladies.
18:22Back to the game.
18:23Do it.
18:25Hey, Jim.
18:26Come on in.
18:28You're back in.
18:31You know what?
18:32Instead of a game,
18:33why don't we do an exhibition?
18:35I'd love to see that dunk of yours.
18:37Yeah, we'll set that up one day.
18:39Today?
18:40Now, maybe.
18:41Because we have a hoop downstairs
18:42and a real ball
18:43so you don't have to mime it.
18:46Yeah, I don't know.
18:47Why not?
18:49Only because
18:50no one has called NASA
18:52to request a liftoff.
18:55Let's go downstairs, okay?
18:57Let's do it.
18:57Pass.
18:59If I wanted to see a pissing contest,
19:01I'd lock Moe's in the chicken coop.
19:02Damn it, Dwight, enough!
19:04Get your ass downstairs
19:06or find a new place to sell paper!
19:12Okay, a little about me.
19:15I respond to strong leadership.
19:18All right, there you go.
19:20Seems a little close.
19:21You sure that's the real foul line?
19:22Fifteen feet from the baseline,
19:23so do you need me to move it in?
19:25Nah, that's fifteen.
19:27Yeah.
19:27Okay.
19:28And, uh, you know what?
19:29To make it interesting,
19:30Jordan,
19:31why don't you sit underneath the basket?
19:33Seriously?
19:33Yeah, come on.
19:34I'll dunk over you.
19:35Best seat in the house.
19:36I don't think I can do that.
19:38I'm holding your jewelry.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Okay, fair enough.
19:41Kevin, you do it.
19:43Yes!
19:43Why don't you do it?
19:44Okay.
19:45Here?
19:46Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap?
19:47Angela?
19:48No.
19:48Oscar?
19:49No, thank you.
19:50Okay, Jimmy, this is for you
19:51to show you that anything is possible.
19:53Fantastic.
19:54Right?
19:54Yep.
19:55This is also for the troops.
20:06Doctor is in!
20:11Oh, my God, are you all right?
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33Aaron, will you call now, woman, please?
20:35Okay.
20:35Who should I say is calling?
20:37Aaron?
20:38Aaron?
20:38Three, two, nine, one, two, bar.
20:42Son, and loan.
20:46Pound says to bartender, how can I tap?
20:50Bartender says, four, ten, pound.
20:53Everybody time?
20:54Everybody, ten.
20:56Everybody, ten.
20:59Draw, swip.
21:01Yes.
21:02Draw, swip.
21:03Dress, yeah.
21:04Yeah, I get it.
21:06Okay, we're going to work on dress show.
21:08Okay, we're going to work on dress show.
21:10Okay.
21:10Okay.
21:13Well, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:23See you then.
21:24Bye.
21:25Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:30Bye.
21:30Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:34Bye.
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