O clássico seriado Chaves (1971) é uma das produções mais amadas da televisão, conquistando gerações com seu humor simples, personagens marcantes e situações do cotidiano. Criado e estrelado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o programa se tornou um fenômeno mundial, especialmente no Brasil.
A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.
Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.
Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.
Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.
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A série se passa em uma vila humilde, onde vive o menino órfão Chaves, ao lado de personagens inesquecíveis como Seu Madruga, Dona Florinda, Quico, Professor Girafales e muitos outros. Com histórias cheias de confusões, brincadeiras e lições de amizade, cada episódio traz momentos divertidos e emocionantes.
Com um estilo único e atemporal, Chaves continua sendo um dos maiores clássicos da TV, garantindo risadas e nostalgia para fãs de todas as idades.
Este episódio faz parte da série completa, organizada em ordem correta para quem deseja assistir e reviver esse grande clássico.
Inscreva-se no canal Clássicos das Telas para acompanhar mais séries e desenhos antigos completos.
Tags
#Chaves
#ElChavoDelOcho
#RobertoGomezBolanos
#SerieClassica
#SeriesAntigas
#HumorClassico
#Comedia
#Anos70
#ClassicosDaTV
#SeriesDubladas
#ClassicosDasTelas
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00:01It's El Chavo, played by the super comedian Xespirito, with Maria Antonieta de las Nieves as La Chilindrina.
00:18Carlos Villagran as Kiko, Ramon Valdez as Seu Madruga, and Florinda Messa as Dona Florinda.
00:37How to get Kiko's clothes dirty.
00:53Don't you want to play house, Chaves?
00:56No, because playing house is for sissies and I'm the man, you know?
01:01Please understand that I didn't even want you to joke around, ma'am.
01:15It had to be Chaves!
01:18Keys!
01:19Look, you destroyed all my cupcakes!
01:22Why not put it in the truck bed?
01:25Oh, really?
01:26So, so...
01:34You really got on my nerves, huh?
01:36No, no, no, no, Chaves!
01:38I am the girl!
01:39I'm very angry right now, yes!
01:41I am the girl!
01:41I am the girl!
01:42You'll see that when I get...
01:46It had to be Chaves!
01:56And you wash your hands, otherwise you'll get the whole patio dirty!
01:58Okay, I'll wash it.
01:59I am going to try...
02:01My new shirt, nice and clean!
02:03My new shirt, nice and clean!
02:09Hey?
02:17What is this, Chiquinha?
02:21I'm playing around making mud pies.
02:24You don't want to play with me?
02:25No, because I'm going to a party...
02:27And I don't want to get my clothes dirty.
02:30Oh, how fussy!
02:33It's because I'm going to a party where decent children will be.
02:36And I can't invite you, or Chaves, or...
02:44You got on my nerves too, Kiko.
02:46Calm down, Chaves!
02:47Calm down, calm down!
02:47No no!
02:48No, Chaves, no!
02:49I want that stroller...
02:50What are you going to do?
02:51So, dear, what happened, Kiko?
02:53I wanted to hit myself with the stroller!
02:55Oh, really?
02:56No, no, no!
02:59And next time, go throw toy cars at your grandmother's head!
03:07Seu Madruga, does your grandma like toys?
03:17I'm only not giving you another one, why?
03:19Oh, dad...
03:21Chaves, don't cry!
03:23Hey, what if we played with real food?
03:27But how exactly?
03:29Yes, look, we make flour cakes.
03:32My father has plenty of flour at home, stored in a jar.
03:36But he's going to get angry.
03:38Oh, really?
03:39You're a scaredy-cat, aren't you?
03:40You scaredy-cat!
03:41Well, I'm going over there, I'm going to get the flour, and I'm not going to give you any cookies, okay?
03:51Kiko, do you want to play soccer?
03:54I can't, because I'm going to a party and I shouldn't get my clothes dirty.
03:59But there's a way to play soccer without getting your clothes dirty, you know?
04:04Oh yes?
04:05And how?
04:05Look, I kick and you watch.
04:11No, Chaves, I didn't like the idea.
04:12Give me my ball.
04:13No, I'm not giving it back.
04:19Now you've really pissed me off.
04:21No, Chaves, calm down, calm down, calm down, Chavinho, please, please, Chaves, give me something.
04:40Is your father there?
04:42Yes.
04:44Dad, there's a fat neighborhood around here.
04:47It's ugly.
04:49What do you want, sir?
04:50I came to buy the rental.
04:53Wait a minute.
04:56Wait a minute, Chaves, Chaves, wait, no, no, calm down, calm down, please, Chaves.
05:00Oh, come on, calm down, calm down, Chavinho, calm down, calm down, calm down.
05:05Sir, my father said he's not here.
05:08Oh, it's not?
05:10No.
05:11Let's see if it isn't, let's go.
05:14Wait.
05:17Oh no, no, Chaves, no, calm down, calm down, take it easy.
05:23Mom, you'll see, you'll see.
05:25She'll see.
05:26What did they do to you, my little boy?
05:27What it was?
05:28Chiquinha's father.
05:30No, no, no.
05:33Look, ma'am, let's see.
05:35Dare to hit my father again.
05:38Relax, nice to meet you.
05:42How audacious!
05:43You hit him because he's old and looks like a fool, that's why.
05:47What's yours?
05:48It's best to leave it as it is.
05:50And next time, next time, you'll be playing the clown at your grandmother's house.
05:55Listening.
05:57Mr. Madruga, does your grandmother like clowns?
06:09It had to be Chaves.
06:13I think I've got the wrong house, sir.
06:15Don't tell me.
06:16I came to buy the rental property, don't run away, don't run away, you owe me 14 months.
06:22Why are you crying, Chaves?
06:25Because your father always hits me.
06:29Well, but my dad always gets beaten up by Kiko's mom.
06:33It's Kiko's fault, because he always stays.
06:35That way, it won't get my clothes dirty, which is unacceptable.
06:38Yes, I know that.
06:40Look, Chaves, what if someone gets your suit dirty? Properly dressed.
06:47But how?
06:51Good idea.
06:52I play, I play.
06:53Look, when he arrives, you play, okay?
06:56Yes.
06:56Okay?
07:00Hi Kiko, you look so handsome.
07:02Kiko, let me speak.
07:04Hey Kiko, can't you invite me to that party you're going to?
07:08No, because it's as I already told you.
07:10Only decent children were invited.
07:12And I can't invite you, but neither can...
07:16What was that, Chiquinha?
07:19What was that, Chiquinha?
07:23Kiko, Kiko, come here.
07:24You won't get dirty.
07:26Come on, come here.
07:26Gitalha, gitalha.
07:30Chaves, you had to get Kiko dirty, not my hair.
07:35But he left right away.
07:36He ran away.
07:37Listen, you know, I'm not going to let you play, and I'll call Kiko.
07:41Sure, sure.
07:41I'm better at target shooting.
07:45Kiko, I just won a popsicle.
07:50You can keep the whole thing.
07:52Where is it?
07:54I want to, I'm already here, because I love it.
07:58Keys.
07:59Oh dear.
08:00He passed.
08:01He passed, Chaves.
08:03It went by quickly.
08:08Now you've really pissed me off.
08:10No, but I didn't do anything.
08:11No, no, no, Chaves.
08:12No, Chaves.
08:13Instead of catching it, it's better to get it dirty.
08:16No, no, don't do that.
08:17Yes, it's going to get dirty like that, just wait.
08:19Dirty, dirty there, Chaves.
08:21Go ahead.
08:25It was Chaves again.
08:27El Chavo again.
08:28No, no, Chaves.
08:30I'm not going to hit you.
08:32But I'll pay them back in kind.
08:35No, no, no, sir.
08:35Please, Mr. Chamaduja.
08:37What's new with Chaves?
08:41Look.
08:43Excuse me, ma'am.
08:44Excuse me.
08:45This isn't going to stay like this, is it?
08:47Oh no, sir, it won't.
08:49Come back here.
08:52Now I'm going to kill my daddy.
08:55And it's all your fault, Chaves.
09:08Now you've really pissed me off, Chiquinha.
09:11No, wait, no.
09:12Where is that hundred?
09:17I give up.
09:20I give up.
09:22Unless...
09:23Yes, and what if I went away to Passárgada?
09:28Yes, I'm leaving for Passárgada.
09:31There, I am a friend of the king.
09:39If you want to collect more, you can come back.
09:45And if they think they're going to get Kiko's clothes dirty, they're very wrong.
09:49Because before you run out of flour, you'll be left without it.
09:54Kiko...
09:55Kiko...
09:55Kiko...
09:56Kiko...
09:57Kiko...
09:57Kiko...
09:57Sorry, your hand is on top.
10:01You cheeky thing.
10:13Help each other.
10:16Thank you very much.
10:17Thank you very much.
10:19So far so good.
10:20How can I express my gratitude?
10:23No need to worry.
10:25Oh, Mr. Madruguinha.
10:27Make yourself at home.
10:28Oh, daddy.
10:30Don't go hanging out with that witch from apartment 71 again, okay?
10:33She might be practicing witchcraft.
10:35Listen, daughter.
10:36First of all, Miss 71 is no witch.
10:40Secondly, we have to do favors for our fellow human beings.
10:44And her father is very much like a witch.
10:47Of course.
10:49It had to be Chaves.
10:51What I mean is that we have to do favors for other people.
10:56Especially Miss Clotilde, who is a poor old woman.
10:59What did he say?
11:02No, nothing.
11:04Nothing.
11:04Nothing?
11:05Well, I'm going to speak.
11:06Just so you know, for my next birthday cake, I only bought 40 candles.
11:14Did you run out of money for the rest?
11:16Honey, please.
11:18Listen, if I were that girl's mother...
11:22I wouldn't be the father.
11:28Listen, as I was saying, we have to do favors for others.
11:32Did you understand?
11:33Yes, Dad.
11:33Ah, good.
11:37Kiko, lend me your bladder.
11:40Yes, take it.
11:41Know that I don't even...
11:44Did you say yes?
11:46Yes, Chaves.
11:47Because I am a kind-hearted child.
11:49And I like doing favors for others.
11:52No, no, no, no, Chaves.
11:53No, Chaves.
11:54Because Kiko will be saying that you owe him a lot of favors...
11:57And that you take advantage of him and that you deceive him.
12:00No no.
12:01What are you saying about me, huh?
12:03Chaves, no...
12:08Swallow the bladder.
12:10Oh, don't cry.
12:12Don't cry, Kiko.
12:14Don't pay attention to what Chaves does.
12:16Look, lend me your bladder.
12:19Thank you, thank you.
12:21And just so you know, I have more money and I'm going to buy a much bigger balloon.
12:27This bladder I have here...
12:29Chiquinha, lend me your bladder.
12:31Oh, Chaves, it's not mine.
12:36Kiko very kindly lent me this balloon.
12:39Go to another one, then.
12:41This bladder that I have here.
12:43I bought another balloon.
12:45She's prettier.
12:46Kiko is prettier.
12:47Can I borrow your bladder?
12:51Yes, take it.
12:52Because I am a kind-hearted child and I have to do favors for others.
12:57Oh, how cute!
13:03Thank you, right?
13:04You're welcome.
13:05I've arrived, sweetheart.
13:07Come on, how did you behave, huh?
13:09Very good, Mom.
13:10I am a boy who has a very big and very good heart.
13:14And I like doing favors for all the children in the world.
13:17Mrs. Florinda, I will do you the favor of carrying your basket.
13:21Mommy!
13:22Mommy!
13:23Mommy!
13:24Chaves let go of my bladder and it went away.
13:27It had to be Chaves.
13:30But don't cry, Kiko.
13:32Look, take it, buy all the balloons you want.
13:34Oh, go on, go on.
13:36Thank you, Mom.
13:37Yes, as many as you want.
13:39Cute.
13:40And you, come on, give me that basket.
13:44Why are you standing in the way, you fool?
13:51Too bad it's not a man.
13:53So why do you wear pants?
13:56Is it possible?
13:58What I mean is, it's a shame she's not a man.
14:01Oh no, daddy.
14:02If being a woman makes you fall apart, imagine if you were a man.
14:07I would have killed you already.
14:09Yes.
14:11Yes.
14:13Yes.
14:18Are you going to smoke?
14:20No.
14:22Then.
14:27Why didn't you lend it to me?
14:30I'm going to get a lot of money and buy a lot of balloons, and you don't have any money.
14:40I bought another balloon.
14:42Another balloon.
14:45Look, I'm not lending you this one.
14:49My bladder is the most...
14:53Mommy!
14:53Mom, it was you, you see?
14:55Mommy!
14:56What it was?
14:57What did they do with the septentor?
14:58My bladder is covered in cigarette smoke.
15:06And next time, you'll burst your grandmother's bladder.
15:12My grandmother?
15:14Seu Madruga.
15:15Does your grandmother still have a bladder, Zé?
15:27I'm only not giving you another one because...
15:30I'm very angry with you.
15:33And I'm going to buy another balloon and I'm not going to pay you any attention.
15:40You'll see.
15:41Smoking at your age?
15:43No no.
15:44Oh, it's you!
15:46It's El Chavo!
15:48Well, you!
15:50I bet that silly Chaves won't burst my new bladder.
15:53And why does he want that?
15:56You're not interested?
15:58I bet that silly Chaves won't burst my bladder.
16:15What happened, Chiquinha?
16:19They burst my bladder.
16:22El Chavo again?
16:23No, the witch from apartment 71.
16:27I'm falling!
16:29No, Kiko, no.
16:31I don't do anything with you because you never called me a witch.
16:36Thank you, witch.
16:39Barber!
16:40Barber, barber!
16:53What was that? What happened?
16:54What happened? What happened?
16:55Chaves broke the witch of 71 with a cigarette.
17:01The witch?
17:01Young lady, be thankful I haven't popped those balloon cheeks of yours.
17:07Please, please, please, I insist.
17:10Did you see someone do something in an open setting?
17:12What did they do to you, Kiko?
17:14Mickey, Mickey, Mickey.
17:15I won't allow you to do something like that to me.
17:18As?
17:22What is this, ma'am?
17:24Stop, stop.
17:25Calm down, calm down.
17:27I can explain.
17:28It turns out that you're going to hit me.
17:30What is that?
17:31Look, you're acting crazy.
17:34How am I going to get through these people?
17:38Calm down, calm down.
17:39For a long time, I won't listen.
17:41You'll see.
17:43Where are you going, Chaves?
17:45Well, as always, it's all Chaves' fault, so I'd better move somewhere else.
17:52Don't go, Chaves.
17:55Chaves, no way.
17:57Keys, no.
17:57No, it won't.
17:58No way, Chaves.
18:00No way, Chaves.
18:02You saw how everyone...
18:04Look, look, look how many little animals have arrived.
18:06I want them all, I want them all.
18:07Hold on tight, little girl.
18:08Of course I'll go, of course.
18:10It's like, no.
18:11Here it is.
18:12Stick with Drorman.
18:13Great.
18:14Here you go, my friend.
18:15It's all yours.
18:16Of course.
18:17Oh, that's great.
18:19Take this, take this.
18:20It's all yours.
18:21No, no, Chaves.
18:22Keys, keys, keys.
18:23No, it won't.
18:24Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
18:26Chaves, Chaves, Chaves, come here.
18:28Keys, keys, keys.
18:34Now you'll have the honor of watching some truly rare and hilarious content.
18:40Looking for a job
18:44May I come in?
18:46How can I get in if you're already in?
18:48First you hit, then you enter.
18:51Forgiveness.
18:56You can come in.
19:00Thanks.
19:01By any chance, you advertised in this newspaper that I needed a secretary who speaks English.
19:08French and German?
19:08Yes sir, exactly.
19:10And you came because of the advertisement?
19:11No, via the overpass.
19:14Are you making fun of me?
19:16Sir, I would be incapable of enjoying the company of someone as important as you.
19:21Well, now you've hit the nail on the head.
19:23What you said is absolutely true.
19:24I'm so important that there are eight hundred people below me.
19:28Oh, that's nothing.
19:30I have a brother who works in a business where there are eight thousand people working under him.
19:35Eight thousand?
19:35And what does he do?
19:36He is the gravedigger at the cemetery.
19:39That's enough, okay?
19:40He arrives!
19:41My time is so valuable that I can't waste it on idle chatter.
19:45But don't shout, sir.
19:46If you're not happy with my work, fire me.
19:48If you want my vacation, give me some notice and a letter of recommendation.
19:52Otherwise, I won't leave.
19:53I just have one small detail, sir.
19:55I haven't hired him yet.
19:58Ah, that's right.
19:59True?
20:00So I'll only pay you what you're worth.
20:03So little?
20:06No, no, no, no, no.
20:07I don't work for less than a million a month.
20:10Well, I wouldn't accept four hundred.
20:13Let it be nine hundred.
20:15Five hundred.
20:16Eight hundred.
20:16Six hundred.
20:18Seven hundred.
20:19Seven hundred.
20:20Six hundred.
20:21Eight hundred.
20:22Five hundred.
20:22Nine hundred.
20:23Four hundred.
20:24Four hundred.
20:25For four hundred thousand, you're hired.
20:27That's great.
20:28There's one more detail, sir.
20:31Do you speak English?
20:32Oh, very bad, very bad.
20:34No, no, I don't know a single word.
20:35Sir, but it's clear here.
20:37I need a secretary who speaks English, French, and German.
20:40If you don't know English, you should speak French very well.
20:43Neither.
20:44It's very difficult to talk.
20:45How am I supposed to say it?
20:46And German?
20:47Less.
20:47German, but as a man, nothing German about him.
20:50Well, it seems you don't know how to read, then.
20:52It clearly states this here.
20:53Secretary needed who speaks English, French, and German.
20:56If you don't speak English, French, or German, what are you doing here?
20:59I came to warn you not to count on me for anything.