00:00The environment destined for Venus in its X-15 phase.
00:07Crew ready for launch.
00:11Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:25Fire!
00:31Applause
01:19The environment destined for Venus is completing its first stage.
01:41Successfully completing its second stage.
01:54Applause
02:13Planet Venus in sight.
02:15Landing module ready to land.
02:25The module begins its landing.
02:45Landing module.
02:51Landing module.
03:01Oh!
03:02What a mess!
03:03Pou fúrso!
03:04O fúrso do chão épôs onusônus.
03:09Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Big chocolate!
03:23Follow me, fan!
03:25There!
03:30They weren't counting on my dirty tricks?
03:34He told us, "Come with us," he sucked.
03:37Padded cups, padded cups.
03:47But is that what they're afraid of?
03:50I am, I am, I am.
03:51But aren't they just simple astronauts who came on a field trip here to the planet Venus?
03:56Of course, to you, the aborigines of this planet, the spaceship must be something like a monster.
04:02But don't worry, someday you will reach the level of civilization that we have reached on Earth.
04:08And then there will be interplanetary spaceships, television, population explosion, wars, solutions, etc., etc.
04:19A world of all worlds, the escupu murmured.
04:23Sculpt?
04:23No, the escupuros, the escupuros.
04:27But escape from whom? Are the astronauts on a peaceful mission? Do they only want to explore the planet Venus?
04:32No, neither of us are stupid.
04:35No, thank you. No, thank you.
04:38But didn't they say they wanted to escape?
04:40Ah, yes, I am.
04:41So why are they sitting there, so peacefully, on that rock over there?
04:48We're going to get scouted, aren't we?
04:50No, no, thank you. I'd rather wait for the astronauts.
04:53But I asked why they were sitting on the rock?
04:56Osto pudro.
04:57It's a golden mourning.
04:59Gold what?
05:01Grief.
05:02Are you in mourning?
05:04Ah, so that rock is a meteorite?
05:07Yes.
05:07One of those stones that drift through the sky.
05:10Osto.
05:11But what would I be trading if I weren't a meteorite? Why?
05:15Eye.
05:29Chapulim colorado.
05:31They don't get too scared.
05:34Wow, what language are you speaking, Chapulim?
05:37In Venusian.
05:38I am fluent in all the languages of the planets in the Solar System.
05:42Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Baiano, Fulano and Ciclano.
05:46That's very good, Chapulim. But what are you doing here on Venus?
05:49Ah, but I'm just enjoying a nice little stroll. And you?
05:52As you can see, as always, picking up pebbles.
05:54Ah, what a life.
05:55Wouldn't it be easier to just go and collect them at the Pirapora quarry?
05:59No, Chapulim, you're mistaken.
06:02Here on Venus there are rocks that don't exist up in the mountains.
06:04Ah, that's it. I just saw one.
06:07For example, that one over there. It's soft.
06:11Does that mean that stone is a soft stone?
06:14Exactly.
06:15Ah, so that's why I jumped and made a ball when I bounced over it.
06:18Ah, of course, Chapulim. Not all the stones here are soft.
06:21There are some, for example...
06:25And they are not.
06:27I suspected it from the beginning.
06:29Chapulim, you have to know how to distinguish soft stones from hard stones.
06:34Could it be?
06:35But you also need to know...
06:39What is that?
06:40What?
06:51There are several pieces of furniture, a partnership.
06:53Our!
06:54But how is that possible?
06:56I think the spacecraft's autopilot activated the starter motors.
07:01So what do we do now? How are we going to get back to Earth?
07:04Calm down, calm down. Don't panic.
07:06Do you want to know if I've had any ideas for you to return to Earth?
07:08Yes.
07:09The answer is very simple.
07:10What it is?
07:10I haven't the slightest idea.
07:18Abandoned forever in the merry-go-round with the wild planet.
07:21If only we had brought the radio to communicate with Earth and ask for rescue.
07:25But why didn't they tell me this from the beginning?
07:27Can I communicate over long distances using my little vinyl antennas?
07:31That's right, Chapulim.
07:32Well, it doesn't always work, but at least I'll give it a try.
07:35Go ahead, Chapulim.
07:36Attention, XZWTV.
07:41Attention, XZWTV.
07:43This is Venus speaking to Earth.
07:45This is Venus speaking to Earth.
07:47The code you requested is deactivated due to non-payment.
07:52I understood.
07:55And the worst part is that I don't remember the initials of the other state space very well.
08:00It was that...
08:01I only remember that there were six letters.
08:04Listen, Chapulim.
08:05And how many kilowatts are your little vinyl antennas?
08:08Kilowatts?
08:09Kilowatts?
08:09Is the last letter a K, as in kiloatts?
08:13Kilowatts?
08:13And to think that we are millions of kilometers away from our Earth.
08:17Kilometer?
08:18The second-to-last letter is another K.
08:20K for kilometer?
08:21Chapulim, I was referring to its wave frequency.
08:25Wave!
08:26The previous letter is an H.
08:28H for wave.
08:29Well, Chapulim.
08:30But "onda" is not spelled with an H.
08:33Well, but I'm talking about waves.
08:34That wave, that motorcycle, that thing over there.
08:36Ah.
08:36What do you want?
08:38Idiot!
08:39Idiot!
08:40The previous letter is a B.
08:42B for donkey.
08:43Now there are only two letters left.
08:46Chapulim, Chapulim.
08:47If I can help you remember...
08:51Just looking at you has already helped me.
08:53Ah.
08:53The previous letter is another B.
08:56B for donkey?
08:57No, you idiot.
08:58Ah.
08:58And now, we're missing one letter, the first one.
09:01Listen, Chapulim.
09:03And by any chance, isn't that missing letter an S, as in "sonado" (sonored)?
09:06I'm empty.
09:08I'm stupid.
09:09I'm stupid.
09:11To.
09:12And that.
09:13I remembered everything.
09:14It's an S.
09:14The first one is an S for friendly.
09:17B for donkey.
09:19B for beast.
09:20H for wave.
09:21K stands for kilometer.
09:22K stands for kilometer.
09:23Now yes.
09:25S-B-B-H-K-K.
09:28S-B-B-H-K-K.
09:30This is Chapulim Colorado speaking to Earth.
09:34It's Chapulim Colorado speaking to Earth.
09:36The earth is responding.
09:38The earth is responding.
09:40There's no going back.
09:42There's no going back.
09:44Nonsense, nonsense.
09:45Nonsense, nonsense.
09:47Please, miss.
09:49Could you please send us a special spaceship here to Venus?
09:53We've already sent it, Mr. Astronaut.
09:55But I have just been informed that she has been diverted to Cuba.
09:59And now what are we going to do, dear sir?
10:03I know.
10:05The flying stone.
10:06What is that, Chapulim?
10:08It is a Venusian meteorite.
10:10They are stones that...
10:12It's a shame there aren't any nearby that they could come and take with them.
10:16Look at the...
10:17Wow, it's flying!
10:19Look.
10:21Fall.
10:22Fall.
10:23Mommy.
10:36What happened?
10:38He disappeared.
10:39Me either.
10:41Did he fall?
10:42Me, certainly.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:46Look, look, look.
10:47Here he comes.
10:53Hello.
10:54What's new?
10:56Nothing happened to him, Chapulim.
10:58Of course not.
10:59It's just a matter of learning how to take them, like you take wild foals.
11:03Quiet.
11:04Oh, quiet.
11:05That is to say, Chapulim, that now the stone obeys your orders.
11:08Of course, you see.
11:10Forward.
11:11Forward.
11:13Quiet, quiet.
11:15Backwards, backwards.
11:17Quiet, quiet.
11:19Now down.
11:20Down.
11:21Lower that, just a little more.
11:22That's it, like that.
11:24Exactly.
11:24Did you see?
11:25How about that?
11:26You're the best, Chapulim.
11:27The best.
11:28They hadn't counted on my cunning.
11:31Now we can return to land, Chapulim.
11:34We can, but that seems like too many people to me.
11:37This stone is for one passenger only.
11:40Isn't it lovely?
11:43Stone, stone, stone, come here.
11:48Come here.
12:06And who's laughing?
12:09I said she was very well tamed.
12:12But of course she's been tamed, yes.
12:14It turns out that these stones are very tricky and you have to grab them when they're not paying attention, you know?
12:18Just look.
12:32You are an excellent stone tamer, Chapulín.
12:36Because I am the same.
12:39I'll show you how to obey me.
12:41Come on, rock, rain.
12:44Get up.
12:48Get up.
12:55Get up.
13:03Get up.
13:05Get up.
13:08Get up.
13:21This is so they learn that nobody messes with El Chapulín Colorado.
13:27Much less a stone.
13:34Chapolin's hammer deposited on the planet Venus.
13:38Thanks.
13:41Now yes.
13:54But my next strike was guaranteed to succeed.
14:01I told you my next con wouldn't fail.
14:14Pedro.
14:18Pedro.
14:20Pedro.
14:22Pedro.
14:23Pedro.
14:24Pedro.
14:24Pedro.
14:24Pedro.
14:25Pedro.
14:32Pedro.
14:36Pedro.
14:37Pedro.
14:38Pedro.
14:38Pedro.
14:40Pedro.
14:41Pedro.
14:44Pedro.
14:45I thought all the stones on Venus knew how to do many things, and so on.
14:50There are stones like this one, which are soft stones.
14:52There are other stones that fly.
14:54And you, what are your skills?
14:55Me? Nothing.
15:00Who answered me?
15:02I.
15:06Do you speak?
15:07Of course.
15:09Not so much that they say so.
15:11Damn, I'm not going to make those stones, but I'll say it.
15:17I suspected it from the beginning.
15:25And you?
15:28I spoke with you.
15:32You're neither soft, nor do you fly, nor can you speak.
15:37Who knows how to do it?
15:50Excuse me.
15:59I spoke with you.
16:05I spoke with you.
16:31Why are they alone?
16:42Wow, I never thought there were people living on Venus.
16:46I would say inhabitants.
16:48And not alone, huh?
16:50You know, if we never go back to Earth, well, I...
16:55I mean...
16:55Don't tell me I would stay living on this planet.
16:58And why not?
16:59For a long time.
17:00And why not?
17:01And would you marry a Venusian?
17:03And why not?
17:04What if I have to work?
17:05And why yes?
17:12Calm down, calm down.
17:13Don't joke around with panic, I already told you.
17:15Remember that they are under the protection of Chapolin Colorado, who has never been defeated, ever.
17:20If those astronauts try anything with you, you can bet I'll defeat them with a flying mare.
17:26Oh, how is that?
17:27Flying mare is a wrestling move.
17:30It's applied by subduing the enemy here by the head and doing this, see.
17:35Oh, you disappeared, shocking?
17:38No.
17:39I did it on purpose.
17:41All my moves are coldly calculated.
17:47Oh, help!
17:49Oh, help!
17:50Oh no!
17:50Come here!
17:51Why did they run away?
17:52Quiet!
17:53Quiet!
17:53Quiet!
17:54Quiet!
17:55Quiet!
17:56I want to see if they're capable of doing anything to those girls who are under the protection of Chapolin Colorado.
18:02How scary!
18:04Let's see.
18:05Try to stop us.
18:07Who am I?
18:08Yes.
18:11I'll stop them...
18:13Let's go.
18:17I'll stop them...
18:20Tete, tete!
18:21I don't know if it's appropriate.
18:25I'll stop them...
18:27I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:29They take advantage of my nobility.
18:36I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:38I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:39I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:40I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:42I'm making a joke, Chapolin.
18:42Didn't they sing about my cunning?
18:44Now I'm going to show you how to apply the flying mare technique I mentioned earlier.
18:48Quiet down, quiet down, quiet down.
18:50Ah, quiet.
18:52This one is already under control, completely under control.
18:57Now...
18:58Ninja.
18:59I can breathe in Venus's atmosphere without needing a helmet.
19:03Let me see.
19:09Look, Chapolin.
19:11What?
19:17And now, sweetie.
19:20No, no, no, no, no.
19:23No, no, no.
19:32Yes, a ramp in the bright light.
19:35No, no, no, no, no.
19:38Yes, a ramp on the ground.
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