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00:11Ultra Lord soars majestically through the sky knowing he's made the world safe for a sheen kind.
00:17But wait, what's that icy wind blowing from the frozen lair of Dr. Nippy?
00:21Ultra Lord can't maintain altitude. He's plummeting to the ground.
00:25No!
00:28Ouch!
00:30Son, must you pelt your father with tiny flying men?
00:33Sorry, Dad, but flying Ultra Lord is all I have.
00:36Swimming Ultra Lord is rusted and tunneling Ultra Lord suffered a worm-related mishap.
00:40I brought you here to learn air conditioning so that one day this company can be Estevez and Son.
00:47Air conditioning's boring.
00:49If Ultra Lord needed cooling, he would shoot freeze charges from his elbows like in episode 212.
00:54Ultra Lord versus the Cajun Chaffs.
00:56Here you go, Son.
00:57A paperclip sculpture!
01:00Wow, thanks, Dad!
01:01You're the best Dad in the whole world!
01:08Here, Son. An actual rotary coil with the original grease.
01:12No, thanks. I only play with licensed Ultra Lord products.
01:16I understand.
01:18Hey, Son!
01:19What do you say we knock off for the day and flickatch or checkers or polish our shoes until the
01:23shine is blinding?
01:27Uh, gee, Dad, uh, I kinda got Homer to do so.
01:31Sheen! Carl! Ready to see Ultra Lord franchise film number 24?
01:35It's the same as Ultra Lord franchise film number 23 but with eight minutes of new footage!
01:41Eight glorious minutes! See ya, Dad!
01:46How can I ever compete with this Ultra Lord?
01:54And then when Ultra Lord vanquished the terror droids and they used the footage from the last movie with the
01:58three terror droids and digitally added the fourth terror droid?
02:01I thought I'd jump up and hug the screen!
02:04You did.
02:05Hello, boys. Did you enjoy the cinema?
02:07Did we ever!
02:08Ultra Lord is the coolest superhero in all history!
02:11Oh, he's good, but I know a superhero who is better than Ultra Lord.
02:16Better than Ultra Lord?
02:18Your words are strange and confusing.
02:20Well, I'm not supposed to reveal this, but it is I myself!
02:26You?
02:26Yes, I am El Magnifico!
02:31Well, uh, it sure is hot out here. Can I get you some water, Mr. Estevez?
02:36I am not dehydrated. I am El Magnifico!
02:39Look, here's a picture.
02:42Yeah, well, uh, irrefutable photographic evidence.
02:46Now, uh, about that water.
02:47Come on, Dad! If you're a superhero, prove it! Let's see some powers!
02:51Uh, um, well, I, uh, I'd be happy to show you, uh, tomorrow, uh, at noon.
02:57Uh, I, um, I gotta go.
03:02Okay, that was weird.
03:06Think you should last me through a night of experiments?
03:11Mr. Estevez?
03:12Yemi, please, I need your help.
03:14You've got to give me superpowers by noon tomorrow, or my son will despise me.
03:19Sheen says you're a science whiz, so please, whiz!
03:22Well, uh, I'd love to help, but giving you superpowers would go completely against scientific protocol.
03:28Please, Yemi, all any father wants from his son is respect.
03:33It's okay, everybody. Just a little pie-based accident. How long can a meringue burn, anyway? Am I right?
03:41I can understand a son wanting to respect his father.
03:44But Sheen's probably already forgotten you've said that stuff.
03:51Hey, Yemi, your dad's running in traffic again. Oh, and I brought by some paperwork.
03:55What, paperwork?
03:56Yeah, if my dad's not really a superhero and they toss him in the loony bin, I'd like your parents
04:00to adopt me.
04:01Sheen, I'm sure your father isn't crazy.
04:04Hmm, he could be just a huge liar. Either way, I'm bracing myself for the horrible disappointment. Well, see you
04:10at noon.
04:12Please, Yemi.
04:13We'd better get started.
04:43May I present Retroville's greatest hero, El Magnifico.
04:49I feel super.
04:54Okay, El Magnifico. The school bus is teetering on the edge of the cliff. They need your help.
04:59El Magnifico will put an end to their teeter.
05:04The gravity gloves are working.
05:06Hi, Yemi. Mr. Estevez.
05:08Wow, Mr. Estevez, you look different. Did you trim your mustache?
05:13I am El Magnifico.
05:17I'm giving Sheen's dad a super-powered suit for 24 hours so Sheen will respect him more.
05:21Carl, would you step to the side?
05:23No, no, the other way.
05:27Carl, look out!
05:31Well, my new laser elbows appear to function properly.
05:35Maybe I should come along tomorrow just to be safe.
05:38Carl, I could use your help.
05:46Uncover your eyes, Carl.
05:48You can't even see where you're going!
05:50So why was it so important we go to the zoo again?
05:53I thought you should see the zebras.
05:56Because it's striping season.
06:00Okay, Carl.
06:01We're almost ready for the rendezvous with El Magnifico.
06:05The suit's at full power.
06:07Mr. Estevez, are you ready?
06:09I know enough this Mr. Estevez, for I am El Magnifico!
06:15Carl, open the gate.
06:17Right.
06:18Oh, look, Sheen!
06:20That zebra's getting ready to stripe!
06:23What? How can you tell?
06:27Wait a minute, is it striping season in the spring?
06:31Zebra-peed!
06:34Did someone say zebra-peed?
06:40You should be careful, son.
06:42Zebras can be fierce during striping season.
06:44You have got superpowers!
06:51Why didn't you show me your powers before?
06:54Superpowers are like the giant clam.
06:56Giant and clam-like.
06:58Yet so very shy.
07:01I don't understand, but I like it!
07:04Now activate the chainsaw charge.
07:10Help! Danger!
07:12This tree is about to fall and crush us!
07:15Man, this zoo is deadly today!
07:17Stand aside!
07:18El Magnifico will save you from this malevolent tree!
07:26My dad saved us again!
07:29He's the coolest!
07:30I'm glad I'm able to make you proud, son.
07:33Proud?
07:34You're like my total idol!
07:35What about Ultra Lord?
07:38Ultra who?
07:41Help! Danger!
07:43Say, the cart is running away.
07:46Then take the brake off.
07:47Can you hear me?
07:48The Art-Oning-Way!
07:51The Art-Oning-Way!
07:58The signal's getting electrical interference!
08:01The Inno-Edding-Ectrical-Erance!
08:04Hey, Dad!
08:05While Carl goes crazy, can I see some more powers?
08:08Why not?
08:09I'm feeling quite... peppy?
08:14Huh?
08:16Hey, where are they going?
08:17That's not part of the plan!
08:21Oh, no!
08:22Mr. Estevez is depleting the suit's batteries!
08:29Hey, Dad!
08:30We can't let that alligator eat that defenseless duck!
08:32Right you are, son!
08:35Oh!
08:35Vile reptile!
08:37Taste anti-gravity, scaly one!
08:42Ay, ay, ay!
08:43Having a little, uh, technical difficulty?
08:46Uh, uh, Dad?
08:47You might want to fly us out of here now!
08:49Uh, yes, of course!
08:52Jimmy, help!
08:54Come in, Jimmy!
08:55Hey, what's going on here?
08:56And why is Carl calling us watch Jimmy?
08:58Oh, um, well, you see, I...
09:00It's all right, Carlos.
09:01Son, I have something to tell you.
09:04Your friend, Jimmy, made this suit for me.
09:06I don't really have the superpowers.
09:08I pretended to be El Magnifico
09:10because I felt like you loved Ultralord more than me.
09:14What?
09:15Don't be silly, Dad.
09:16I'll love you with my dying breath,
09:18which should be in about 30 seconds!
09:23Wait a moment.
09:24An air vent!
09:25Oh, I'll never fit you there.
09:27We are not going to fit.
09:29We are going to fight.
09:34He's about your height, dark hair, and, oh, yeah,
09:37covered in armored metal plating.
09:38So, Carl, scary beast distraction plan number 87?
09:42Okay.
09:52Uh-huh, here we are.
09:55Thelma stat controls.
10:01Must A-Flex always spell our doom?
10:04Yeah!
10:07This should make a possible compression accelerator.
10:10Security!
10:11We have an unauthorized alligator feeding!
10:14Here you go, beast.
10:16Feel the climate-altering power of air conditioning!
10:30Air conditioning has certainly made this environment more.
10:34Blessing?
10:35Wow!
10:36Dad, you stopped the gator using just your regular powers!
10:40That was brilliant, Mr. E!
10:42Yes!
10:42Vicious, cold-blooded reptiles aren't so tough when they lose their body heat.
10:46Did you learn that in art conditioning school?
10:48I'm just sorry I put you both in danger.
10:50No, I thank you, Yemi, for helping me compete with Ultralord.
10:55Ultralord may be a superhero, but you're a super dad!
10:58Thank you, son.
11:00Come, young ones.
11:02The ice cream is on.
11:03El Magnifico!
11:06Don't stomp on me!
11:09Carl, that bit is over!
11:11Give it a rest!
11:32Hello, Retroville!
11:34William Willoughby here at the annual pet show with my co-host, Corky Shimatsu!
11:39Crazy, crazy, crazy!
11:41I am super wild excited to be here and see who will be the next pet superstar!
11:46Ooh!
11:47There's sassy Cindy Vortex and her English bulldog, Humphrey!
11:51You're the dog.
11:52You're the dog.
11:53And oh my!
11:54There's the super brainy Jimmy Neutron and the shiny fantastic Goddard!
11:57Fuse check, Goddard!
12:02Oh, the tension is unbearable.
12:05Let's kick things off with Retroville's favorite bully boy, Mr. Butch Pekoski!
12:08This is my Japanese fighting fish, Yoko.
12:12Very impressive, Butch.
12:13One question, shouldn't he be in the water?
12:17I'll be right back.
12:19Me next!
12:19Me next!
12:20Say hello to Tito, the dancing worm!
12:23Watch closely as he does the twist, the Macarena, and the funky chicken!
12:30This worm is not moving.
12:32Uh, he's taking a nap.
12:34He was up late last night rehearsing.
12:36There he goes!
12:37Dance, Tito!
12:38Dance!
12:39Yeah, nice try, Shane.
12:41Next!
12:41Wait!
12:42Keep watching!
12:42He's gonna turn into a butterfly or an eagle or something!
12:46Hey!
12:47This is my pet llama.
12:49I'm Larry the llama and I love you.
12:52Shh!
12:52Not here, Larry.
12:54Weezer, it's just a toy!
12:56No, it's not!
12:56I've raised him since he was only...
12:58You're my best friend!
13:03As I was saying...
13:05It's Bulby time!
13:07Bulby win contest with Yuri the Musical Code!
13:10Five, eight, two, twelve!
13:26Ah-poo!
13:28Ow!
13:28My eyes!
13:30I'm winning this contest, Neutron!
13:31Yeah, you're a cinch to take most boring pet of the year!
13:34Cindy Vortex, show us your super-crazy pooch!
13:38Humphrey, sit!
13:41Roll over!
13:43Speak!
13:46Wow!
13:46Never seen a dog do that before!
13:48Sing!
13:49Sing?
13:50Hmm?
13:50It is about lying through bone here, dear.
13:54It is about my bones that I don't see.
13:57Wow!
13:58Wow!
13:59That was my mother's favorite song!
14:02Incredible!
14:03How will the one called Jimmy Neutron follow that canine classic?
14:07Goddard, play!
14:14Sit!
14:16Roll over!
14:23No contest!
14:25The best pet award goes to Goddard and his owner, Jimmy Neutron!
14:30Wait a minute!
14:31Stop the proceedings!
14:32He can't win!
14:33Goddard's a robot!
14:34It's a pet show!
14:35Goddard's my pet!
14:36Pets are animals!
14:37Goddard's just a fancy machine!
14:39Like Larry the Llama?
14:40Let's have tea in my room!
14:43Shh!
14:43Willy!
14:44Consult rule book why I dazzle everyone with my newly whitened tea!
14:51Robot dog!
14:57Ah!
14:57Rule 27-J!
14:59Robot dogs are not considered real pets!
15:02Goddard is disqualified!
15:03The winner is Cindy Vortex and her dog, Humphrey!
15:08Don't take this the wrong way, Neutron!
15:10But ha!
15:10In your face!
15:11Ooh!
15:12That stings!
15:13Jimmy Neutron is now feeling super shame!
15:19Don't worry, Goddard.
15:21It was just a stupid pet show trophy.
15:23But Jimmy, it was big and shiny and it represented all that's good in the universe!
15:28Shane, don't make Goddard feel bad!
15:31It's not his fault he's not a real dog so he couldn't win that cool trophy!
15:35Jimmy, we'd love to console you in this time of great disappointment, but Cindy's throwing a party to celebrate!
15:47Hey Neutron!
15:48This would be yours if you had a real dog!
15:51Ooh!
15:53Ooh!
15:53Come on over, Jimmy!
15:54This party's the bomb!
15:56She's got little weenies!
15:58And a real dog!
16:03Can't win!
16:04Goddard's a robot!
16:05This would be yours if you had a real dog!
16:09Robot dogs are not considered real pets!
16:11Pets are animals!
16:13Goddard's just a fancy machine!
16:14Not a real dog!
16:16Not a real dog!
16:17Not a real dog!
16:20Not a real dog!
16:22Not a real dog!
16:23Not a real dog!
16:25Not a real dog!
16:53Hey, Goddard, do you want to go?
16:56Huh?
16:58He left me a note in binary code.
17:00Better translate.
17:04Dear Master, sorry I let you down.
17:07You'd be better off with a real dog like everyone says,
17:10your ex-pet Goddard.
17:12He ran away!
17:13Access Goddard tracking device!
17:16He decommissioned his tracking device!
17:19Goddard!
17:38Hey, awesome dog.
17:40Go get it!
17:45Evil looks among us!
17:54Doggy!
17:55Go, doggy, go!
17:57My baby!
18:00Help!
18:01Please!
18:08Here, Goddard, Goddard, Goddard!
18:11Here, Goddard!
18:12Ow, my eyes!
18:14Jimmy, Jimmy, there he is!
18:16That's a tree.
18:17Sorry.
18:18Oh, there he is!
18:20That's another tree.
18:21There he is!
18:22Oh, nope, that's a tree.
18:23That's Miss Fowl!
18:25Hmm, maybe that optometrist was right.
18:28We've got to find Goddard before something bad happens to him!
18:31Like what?
18:33I don't even want to think about it.
18:34I do!
18:35He could be blown up!
18:36Or turned into a monster robot!
18:37Or sold for spare parts!
18:39Machine!
18:40What?
18:43My poor baby is up there on that wild robot dog!
18:48You put your baby on a wild robot dog?
18:51You're going down, Mama.
18:52I didn't put him on it!
18:54The dog grabbed my baby!
18:56Alright, calm down.
18:58I'll call the Air Force and we'll blow him out of the sky!
19:00You can't do that!
19:01My baby's on that thing!
19:03Boy, they're just no pleasing you, is it?
19:06Yay!
19:07You got me!
19:08My baby!
19:09Gee, that looked kinda neat.
19:10Me next!
19:11Me next!
19:12Officer, that monster must be destroyed!
19:16Oh, I don't get to have any fun.
19:19I think I can track Goddard sonically by locking in on his sonar band frequency.
19:24I was just gonna suggest that!
19:25Do you know what he's talking about?
19:27Never do, never will.
19:29But Daddy wouldn't let me have a dog.
19:31So, what kind of music do you like?
19:34I got hip-hop, jazz, show tunes?
19:36Oh!
19:37Blues?
19:38You got it!
19:47Got a mad dog for you, Pitch.
19:49Need to put him, uh, D-O-W-N-E.
19:52That isn't a dog, it's a robot.
19:54Take him to the recycling plant.
19:56And where exactly would that be?
20:00Aw, don't feel bad.
20:04Why, you might be turned into a soda can.
20:06And someday I may drink out of you.
20:11Tail up!
20:11Straighten your back!
20:12Less drooling!
20:13Don't make Mama mad!
20:15Pet of the year.
20:16Isn't he perfect?
20:23Frank, no!
20:28Oh, no!
20:36Goddard!
20:37Rescue mode!
20:38Back on me!
20:46Looks like my fancy machine saved your life, Vortex.
20:50Uh, Neutron, I hate to say this, but I... but...
20:54What?
20:55Thanks for inventing an amazing dog?
20:56Goddard's the coolest pet in the world?
20:58I'm bitter and unhappy unless others are suffering?
21:00Stop me when you hear something you like.
21:02Never mind!
21:03Come on, you manging mutt!
21:05Ooh! Ooh!
21:06There he is!
21:07I found him!
21:08Hey, everybody!
21:09Here's Goddard!
21:10Right here!
21:10Look!
21:14For extraordinary courage in saving the life of the annoying blonde girl,
21:19I award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to...
21:23Goddard!
21:23A true hero!
21:25A true pet!
21:26A true hero!
21:26And Cards started a true dog!
21:28Yay!
21:30Hey, Tito just saved my life!
21:32Can I get a trophy too?
21:34You're way too near me.
21:35Bobby, make Yuri play celebration song!
21:38Kick it, Yuri!
21:41Ah!
21:43My eyes!
21:44Okay, this isn't funny anymore!
21:46Not that it was funny before!
21:47All right, maybe the first time, but much less so the second time,
21:50and now it's really getting tiresome and very painful!
21:52It's really painful!
22:29Oh!
22:34Hola! Soy Pablo!
22:37Got a blast!