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While searching McHale's island for some stolen eggs, Binghamton, Carpenter, and Admiral Hardesty are captured by Japanese soldiers.
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00:00Well, well, well.
00:08Look who we got here.
00:10We come over to pay a social call to Chief Wernabe,
00:12and look who we run into.
00:14Our own little school door Johnny.
00:17Fuji, I thought you had a date with Solani.
00:19I do, but forgot she teach school today.
00:22Been waiting here since 2 o'clock.
00:24Huh, career women.
00:28Now you can cheer up now, Fuji.
00:29School's out.
00:30Hey, you guys, we better clear the decks.
00:31You know how those school kids come piling out of doors.
00:37Hi, kids.
00:42Hi.
00:44Hey, hey, what's the matter with the long places here?
00:46What's wrong?
00:47Hi, gang.
00:48You don't tell me they feel bad about school being out.
00:50Well, they sure don't make kids like they used to.
00:52Mamma mia, what's going on around here?
00:55Look, even Solani looks like world coming to end.
00:58World is coming to end, for kids anyway.
01:02Easter this Sunday, and I just had to tell them no Easter egg hunt this year.
01:07No Easter egg hunt?
01:08Well, that's ridiculous.
01:09How can you have Easter without an Easter egg hunt?
01:11Now, why would you do a thing like that?
01:13Give me one good reason.
01:14Because there are no eggs.
01:16Well, that's a pretty good reason.
01:18Well, I should think so.
01:19Yeah, I'm sorry, Solani.
01:21I sure wish we could help you out, but all we've had is powdered eggs for a long time.
01:26Hey, how about an oatmeal hunt?
01:28Oatmeal hunt?
01:29Oh, Chuck.
01:30I guess it would be kind of tough getting it on a spoon.
01:32The whole place would be a mess.
01:34Forget it.
01:35Ah, those poor kids.
01:37You know, maybe if I tried to cheer them up, they wouldn't take it so bad.
01:39Now, Chuck.
01:42Say, kids, I got a little riddle for you.
01:46What's black and white and red all over?
01:48You give up?
01:50Well, it's a newspaper.
01:52You see, because they're black and white.
01:55Guys, read them.
01:56Well, all right, now let's settle down.
01:58Hey, I know.
01:58What do you say we toss the old ball around a little bit?
02:00Huh?
02:01Hey.
02:02I'll show you how I used to handle them in the Little Lakes, huh?
02:04Here you go.
02:04Come on, the old pepper.
02:05Just let her go, son.
02:06Come on, boy.
02:06Pitch her right in there.
02:07Here you go.
02:08Come on, baby.
02:09Don't be afraid.
02:14Wait until I was ready.
02:21Send down the soap.
02:23Sir Redson, always leave them laughing.
02:39Good morning,uer?
02:55Oh, my way.
02:56Good morning.
02:56This is more delicate than the Norden bomb site.
03:23I can hardly wait to wrap my taste buds around a couple of years.
03:49Sir, their man will harness these personal property. You wouldn't dare.
03:53Oh, what not?
03:54A couple of them are missing. Who's to say that they weren't lost in trances?
03:57Sir, you are a genius.
03:58In that case, sir, who'd ever know if we made it two apiece?
04:01Two for me?
04:02Get down!
04:03Drop your hands off of those.
04:05Anything I can't stand is a petty thief.
04:07I'm sorry, sir. It's just that you know I've always tried to pattern myself after you in every way.
04:13Sir, look at me.
04:14Oh, for heaven's sake, take those things off. Let's go.
04:18But, sir, maybe I'd better stay.
04:19With McHale and his men on the prowl, it might not be safe to leave these eggs alone.
04:23What isn't safe? There's only one door in here.
04:25There's only one lock.
04:26And I've got the only key.
04:28Besides, who's going to mess with two armed guards with orders to shoot to kill?
04:32Let's go, Elroy.
04:33Oh, you're right, sir. So right.
04:40You'll just never learn, will you?
04:42Okay, fellow birdman, let's grab the hen fruit and fly away home.
04:49Watch your eggs.
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh, I'm sorry.
04:59Be careful, you nitwit.
05:00You make me crack my eggs, and I'll crack your skull.
05:03I'm sorry, sir. I was just trying to maintain a tight security.
05:06Oh, tight security.
05:07Just like it does, Elroy.
05:09Oh.
05:09After two long years, I'm going to have delicious, delectable, luscious eggs for breakfast on Easter morning.
05:16Oh, I'll dream about this all night.
05:18Oh, me too, sir.
05:19I can just see them now, staring up at you from your plate.
05:23And just...
05:23Keep out of my dreams.
05:24Can't a man have any privacy around here?
05:27Oh, excuse me, sir.
05:29Captain Binghamton's office.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:32Sir.
05:33It's Admiral Hardesty.
05:34I don't care.
05:34Hold on.
05:38Hello, Admiral.
05:40How are you, sir?
05:41It's a lovely day before Easter, isn't it, Admiral?
05:44Oh, belay the small talk, Binghamton.
05:46And tell me about those eggs I had shipped in from Honolulu.
05:48Have they arrived yet?
05:49Oh, yes, Admiral.
05:51They arrived.
05:51They look beautiful.
05:52The crate.
05:54The crate looked beautiful.
05:54It was so beautifully shaped.
05:56It was a lot like a crate.
05:59I can have them shipped over to you on the next...
06:02Ship them?
06:03A valuable cargo like that, Binghamton?
06:04Oh, no.
06:05I'm flying down there tomorrow to pick them up.
06:07Yeah, well, they'll be ready and waiting for you, Admiral.
06:10Bye.
06:12Oh, gold-braided, funny-duddy.
06:15Sir, you don't think he suspects?
06:16I don't care if he does suspect.
06:18By the time he gets here, I will have eaten the evidence.
06:20Gentlemen, follow the Alvarez's club and send the chef over here right away.
06:30Let me see.
06:31I have him poached, I think.
06:33Maybe sherd?
06:34What do you think?
06:34No, no.
06:35I have eggs Benedict.
06:36That'll do with that.
06:37Oh, sir, that is the perfect choice.
06:39And if I may suggest, sir, you could get rid of the evidence twice as fast if I helped you.
06:44See, if I helped you...
06:44Shut up, you mooch.
06:45You're a mooch.
06:46Do you know that?
06:47You're a pushy boy.
06:48You're a pushy.
06:48Pushy boy.
06:49Oh, no, no, get out of there.
06:53Get out of there.
06:55It can't be.
06:55It must be.
06:56It's not my...
06:56It is my beautiful age.
07:00Oh, sir, sir, why not look on the brighter side?
07:05You could still have them scrambled.
07:09Well, I ask you guys, am I a genius or am I a genius?
07:13Real A.
07:14Fetch me, I must be dreaming.
07:16I can't believe it.
07:17It looks like some kind of miracle.
07:20Hey, Fudge.
07:21What's with him?
07:22Maybe he got so used to powder, eggs, he can't stand the real thing.
07:25Well, listen, let's get down to business, or should I say, uh, breakfast?
07:28Hey, hold it, hold it.
07:30What's the matter with you creeps?
07:31You want to gobble up a king's ransom?
07:33Over my dead body.
07:34I don't get it, group.
07:35Are you planning on selling these things?
07:38In the present condition, no.
07:40But observe.
07:45Two months of unsold merchandise.
07:47Homebrewed it tastes so bad, even we went on a wagon before we drank it.
07:51So what's that got to do with eggs?
07:53Plenty.
07:54We need a sales gimmick.
07:55So, just add one delicious egg to one bum bottle of booze, and presto, eggnog.
08:02Eggnog?
08:03That's not a bad idea.
08:04We just might sell that bilge at that.
08:06You bet we will.
08:08Gruber distilleries might have missed Christmas, but I guarantee you we'll knock them dead for
08:12Easter.
08:12Wait.
08:13Hey, free on the eggs.
08:16How about sample time?
08:17Hey, how about that, fellas?
08:23It's almost good enough to take internally.
08:25Here's the glasses.
08:26Hey, that's beautiful.
08:27Uh-oh, here come the revenues.
08:29Who?
08:29It's a skipper, Chief.
08:30Hide the goodies.
08:34All right, you bunch of egg balls.
08:36Have I told you once, I told you a dozen times.
08:38We got a lot of work to do today.
08:40Now, what's going on around here?
08:41And what's this stuff?
08:42Oh, it's batter, Skip.
08:44Cookie batter.
08:45That's it.
08:46That's what it is.
08:46We were just going to bake up a batch of cookies.
08:48We'll bake cookies.
08:49Oh, boy.
08:50Whenever Mom baked cookies, I always got to lick a bowl.
08:56Boy, you better not put this stuff in a hot oven.
08:58It never lived through the explosion.
09:03Oh, brother.
09:05Got a little more zip and gingerbread, huh, Skip?
09:06No, I've heard of everything.
09:08100 proof cookies.
09:10Gruber, this has your touch.
09:13Now, start explaining.
09:14Where did you get the bootleg batter?
09:16And I mean, fast.
09:18Well, Skip, it's not cookie batter.
09:20It's eggnog batter.
09:22Eggnog.
09:23Eggnog?
09:26Now, where did you apes ever get eggs to make eggnog, huh?
09:29Oh, well, actually, they're powdered eggs, Skip.
09:33Powdered eggs?
09:34Well, they sure come in real-looking containers.
09:36Oh, for the love of...
09:39Now, where in the devil did you guys ever get...
09:42Property of Admiral Hardin?
09:48Oh, no.
09:49Oh, no.
09:51No, no, no, no, no.
09:53Now, Skip, calm yourself.
09:54Maybe you better have another lick.
09:56All the stupid lame brain...
09:58They're going back.
09:59They're going back!
10:00I don't care where you swipe them, but they're going back.
10:02Every last one of them!
10:03Oh, no!
10:04Come on, Skip, calm yourself.
10:06And besides, we've already used some of them up.
10:08I don't care.
10:10You're going to make that look like a full crate, and I mean full!
10:14And that's an order!
10:15Please, I don't...
10:16Oh, Commander McHale, bless you.
10:18I thank you so much.
10:20Yeah, but, Mr. Solani, what are you doing here?
10:23Well, you see, I ran to tell Solani about eggs.
10:27Now I can give Easter egg hunt for children.
10:29Oh, bless you, Commander.
10:31Easter egg hunt?
10:32Well, now, wait a minute, Solani.
10:35You see, those eggs don't belong to us.
10:37They're the property of Admiral Harnesty, and what's left of them...
10:42But when Fuji told me about eggs, I tell children.
10:46They smile for the first time in days.
10:49But you've got to be reasonable, Solani.
10:51We're in enough trouble with those eggs as it is.
10:53But the only little people, Skippa-san, they think world of Solani.
10:58She can't disappoint them now.
11:01Well, I'm sorry, Fuji.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:05I'm going to use the other half.
11:10Honest!
11:10All right, I go back and tell them.
11:14They will cry, of course, but have to learn to grow up someday.
11:24Oh, all right, I give up.
11:26Hey!
11:26I knew you have big heart.
11:30I just knew.
11:31Yeah, yeah.
11:31Big heart and a bird brain.
11:35Well, come on.
11:36What are you standing around for?
11:37Let's get those eggs down to the gallery.
11:38Hey, wait!
11:39Admiral, no, Admiral.
11:40Those kids are going to have an Easter hunt.
11:42Be careful there, Chris.
11:43Come on.
11:44Wait just a minute, you.
11:46Come here.
11:47Come here.
11:48I just don't want you to think that I'm getting soft, you hear?
11:51Huh?
11:52I want you to dump that eggnog.
11:55You hear me?
11:56Dump it!
12:00Well, I said dump it.
12:02So I'll dump it.
12:14Ah, Lester.
12:15You're the devil.
12:17Here we go, all you bunny hoppers.
12:25It's egg-hiding time.
12:26I thought you and Solani should have the kids out of the way by now, right, Skip?
12:29That's right.
12:29Oh, oh, one thing.
12:30You do have the suit, right, Chuck?
12:31Oh, yeah, Skip.
12:32I got it.
12:33Skip, I've been practicing and I still make an awful rabbit.
12:36Well, look.
12:39Now, who am I going to fool with that?
12:41Maybe if you get lucky, you'll fool another rabbit.
12:45Hey, you funny man.
12:47Come on, outside, outside.
12:49Let's go.
12:49Let's go.
12:51All right, watch it.
12:52Watch it.
12:53All right, I always...
12:55Ah, rabbits.
12:56All right, babe.
13:01Come on, daughter, and Jump.
13:02I'll pay!
13:02Purely!
13:09Oh, dear, 해야el!
13:19Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:21Ah!
13:22yeah
13:25yeah
13:27yeah
13:29yeah
13:31yeah
13:34yeah
13:37yeah
13:39yeah
13:41yeah
13:43I'm a little bit
13:45okay
13:47.
13:50.
13:52.
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14:05.
14:07.
14:08.
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14:16eggs eggs i gotta have eggs how big eggs beautiful eggs oh captain captain binghamson sir
14:27oh wake up sir wake up easy look at you'll break my shell easy sir who is it why do you
14:31carpenter you're not an egg what are you doing here sir you were screaming you must have been
14:35having a nightmare right having an egg mare that's what i was oh there were eggs every
14:39place there were turkey eggs and hen eggs and goose eggs i woke up in the middle of the night
14:44i was trying to hatch my pillow i don't blame you what serviceman doesn't dream of fresh eggs
14:48especially on easter morning yeah well i'm gonna do more than dream about it if i can steal two eggs i
14:54can steal four eggs i'm gonna get away from my nest no i was just yes sir where are those little devils
15:03i've just got to have an egg i've just got to but sir if you really think you should be doing this
15:07after all they are the admils and he'll be here today oh what are you some kind of a goody two
15:10shoes or something hang me at rose what was that binghamton
15:14oh the apple heart is me i was just saying but hang it it's good to see you yes
15:21sorry sir
15:25just what are you doing in here with my eggs in the first place
15:30what am i doing in here with you what am i doing
15:33i did uh well i'm uh i had a dream admiral i said i had a dream
15:37i was sort of a uh premonition admiral so i i'll rest right over here to stand guard over
15:42your eggs until you arrive don't get out of my way premonition indeed
15:45my eggs they're gone
15:48the grave is empty that's what i said well the eggs the eggs are gone
15:52well there there there how can the eggs be uh oh sir what is this this is uh thanks from the
15:59ground crew at hickam field hickam field binghamton are you trying to pretend that my eggs were stolen
16:05all the way back in hawaii when you told me over the telephone yesterday that this shipment was intact
16:09oh i can vouch for that sir every egg was in its proper place yesterday when the captain came in here
16:14to steal the two that i'm going to hold you responsible for this outrage
16:27but i'm not responsible admiral if anybody's responsible it's mikhail and his mobsters i mean
16:33you name it they'll steal it those are pretty serious charges binghamton especially when you
16:38haven't got the evidence to back it up well we'll get the evidence admiral we'll get we'll i mean we'll
16:43storm their island we'll catch those egg poachers with their pots boiling i'll bet my stripes on
16:47that let's go but if you're wrong never mind the stripes how do you think you'd look in bell-bottom
16:54trousers not good not good admiral i'm a little full-legged admiral i'm sorry about it
17:00come on now to run out of the place i got one put it back will you
17:06all right kids remember all over now all over
17:10tolani you found another one oh you're a regular little bloodhound you know that
17:17come on go ahead find some more honey that's it
17:20hey kids remember the one who finds the most eggs
17:24gets a great big prize from the easter bunny
17:27oh hi skip us uh just having coffee break
17:43keep looking kids
17:51hey chuck chuck come on boy let's go the kids are waiting come on chuck
17:59hi skip
18:01hi well come on let's take a look at you
18:04are you sure you want me to go through with this i mean
18:07well of course i mean well look
18:10it looks like you better stop eating so many carrots
18:16ah the kids will love you anyway come on let's hippity hop out there
18:19hey skip i forgot my tail oh boy i gotta go back to that base and get it
18:24back to the basement we haven't got time
18:26on easter bunny without a tail well that's like being out of uniform
18:29hey chuck
18:32all right come on this is a raid
18:35gentlemen come out where we are
18:39well where is everybody binghamton
18:40well the egg grabbers seem to have flown the coop admiral
18:45but we'll we'll find them i have a carpenter
18:47sir search the place
18:48oh yes sir
18:49oh boy now where'd i leave that tail
18:55oh
18:55oh i must be in the wrong hutch
19:01well you guys around the old briar patch
19:02it's ensign parker
19:04get back in here you floppy it's boob you start talking start talking
19:08yeah what's up doc
19:10you'll need a doc when i'm through with you
19:13all right mister i want an explanation and i want it fast
19:16you do he wants an explanation well um you see i just uh
19:19well i came back here because i forgot my tail
19:22what dare you turn your back on the admiral who do you think you are
19:26you don't recognize me gee you must have an awful childhood i'm the easter bunny
19:30and i'm the march hare now what do you got in there are those the admiral's eggs
19:34the eggs oh no no the eggs are back at the native village we
19:36what was that parker
19:38you see there admiral he admits it they're probably selling your eggs to some poor unsuspecting
19:42natives that's right bring a minute if we can prove it i guarantee you heads will roll
19:46uh on my word is an easter bunny it wasn't like that at all
19:49you're not an easter bunny you're a dead duck
19:51i'll lead the way to the native village sir follow me
19:53oh boy then you get out of that flea bitten funny suit right this minute and you go over
19:59that village it's as fast as your flat little fetal carrier
20:01i can't get this if i'm done would you help me
20:04yes you're a full-grown bunny you do it yourself
20:07that sounds like commander mikhail and his men whooping it up
20:16that's right that's mikhail and his goon squad admiral they probably took that egg money
20:24and they bought booze with it now if we hurry we can give those giggling ghouls the surprise of their lives
20:29so sorry i mean yankee dog
20:42you're a pipe miller my prisoner
20:47boy i don't know how girls manage these things
20:53well at least they can't court march me for having short arms
20:56i'm happy to keep going
20:58keep looking now kids that's the way to go kids boy the easter bunny's gonna be real proud of you
21:04let's get the show on the road shit
21:06yeah i just wish mr pocket get his cottontail back here
21:09yeah the kids have found every single egg we had
21:11plus one little egg that didn't even belong to us
21:13that poor parrot
21:14well it was all for a good cause
21:15boys come on just fake it fake it
21:18all right keep looking
21:19keep looking
21:20what are they saying carpenter
21:28you listen to tokyo rose every night
21:30don't worry yankee
21:32my man said this getting to be fun war
21:35you keep away from me
21:37i mean i'm only a captain
21:39if you're gonna poke somebody
21:40poke him he's an admiral
21:42what do you do to our more pay
21:44those jungle birds are really getting out of hand
21:52oh boy japanese something must have really scared them
22:03well it was you you nitwit parker i told you
22:06Relay that, Binghamton.
22:07Parker, after those nips.
22:08Fast.
22:09Yes, sir.
22:09Don't worry, sir.
22:10I'll catch them.
22:10Nobody ever outrun a scared rabbit.
22:14Oh, forgot to salute, sir.
22:18Sorry.
22:18Itchy trigger paw.
22:19Hey, there was a rifle shot.
22:20And close by, too.
22:22Solani, get these kids out of here.
22:23Fast.
22:24But, Commander, what about egg hunts?
22:26I'm sorry, honey, but somebody forgot to tell the nips it's a legal holiday.
22:29Fuji, go on, get lost.
22:30The rest of you guys come with me.
22:31Come on, kids.
22:32Come on, hurry up.
22:32Come on, hurry up.
22:33Let's go.
22:35Woo!
22:35Cry the scared rabbit.
22:38Hey, you guys, come back here.
22:40Hey!
22:50Watch it, boys, sir!
22:52Demon coming.
22:53Save us.
22:55Demon against Geneva Convention.
22:58Demons?
22:58What demons?
22:59Hey, get a load of these guys.
23:01Load?
23:02These guys are loaded.
23:03They're stoned.
23:04Oh, please.
23:05We surrender.
23:06We give you souvenirs.
23:07Anything.
23:08Just save us from demons.
23:10All right, all right.
23:11Just put your hands up, boys.
23:14Hey!
23:14Woo!
23:14Woo!
23:15Woo!
23:15Woo!
23:16Hey!
23:16Woo!
23:16Woo!
23:17Woo!
23:17Woo!
23:18Ah!
23:18Demon, come.
23:19Please help us in the name of honorable sisters.
23:22Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Chuck!
23:25Ha-ha!
23:26Now, where did they flip their pagoda?
23:27Nice going, Mr. Focker.
23:28What a boy.
23:29Hey, you caught him single-handed.
23:30Ah, pretty good for a beginner rabbit, huh?
23:32Wait a minute.
23:36You know a demon?
23:37You poor sneaky trick.
23:39Ah, look who's talking.
23:41Ah, we're proud of you, Chuck.
23:42Ah, it's nothing any red-blooded American rabbit wouldn't do.
23:45Oh, I told you.
23:46No!
23:51Ah, here you go, man.
23:52Come on, I'll tell you.
23:54And honestly, Admiral, when we found out about those kids not going to have an Easter egg hunt,
23:58well, we sort of had to give in, sir, and then, well, then we sort of kind of borrowed
24:03your eggs, sir, sort of.
24:04We were going to get back right after the war.
24:06Yeah.
24:06No, don't listen to that, man.
24:07But what about all the eggs?
24:08I want the eggnog.
24:10Well, the eggnog?
24:10Well, what, sir?
24:11Well, if it hadn't been for the eggnog, sir, we never would have captured an operating party,
24:15now, would we?
24:15Are you a worm?
24:16Do you think the Admiral's going to death?
24:17Oh, save your breath, Binghamton, and start figuring out an explanation for your own
24:21conduct, telling those nips, poke him, he's an admiral.
24:24You're going to be in big trouble when I get you back to the base.
24:27Oh, I want to rub my rabbit's foot to luck, sir.
24:31Oh, I'm going to kill him.
24:32I've got, you've twitched your nose at me for the last time.
24:37That's a rabbit punch.
24:38My good rabbit punch.
24:39That's all right, Admiral, it's all right.
24:41Let him go at it.
24:42They always like...
24:43Oh, I'm going to kill him.
25:13Oh, I'm going to kill him.
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