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In an attempt to impress an Admiral, Binghamton drops some serious charges against the 73 Crew, in return for a show of their 'high esteem' for their Commander.
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00:00This is an island in the South Pacific.
00:08For the past few days, Japanese observers have detected unusual activity here.
00:12The Japanese Imperial Air Force received its orders.
00:15Attack!
00:17At this time, the Japanese did not fully realize the importance of this mission.
00:21But in just moments, they were to break up one of the greatest actions ever organized
00:25by elements of the United States Navy.
00:30Hey, boys, 20 down.
00:36Oh, go.
00:43Hey!
00:44Come back, you cowards!
00:45I'm in the middle of a hot girl!
00:47My money's down!
00:48Someone cover me!
00:51Ah, not you, you miserable!
01:00Hey, you guys, we finished the game Saturday night at McHale's Island.
01:04Okay, group, we'll be there.
01:06Don't forget, McHale's Island, Saturday night.
01:10Why were you bums last week when I was losing?
01:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:42Any sign of that boat yet?
02:04Nothing yet, Skip.
02:06Well, you don't suppose something could have happened to those guys, do you?
02:08Oh, gee, I hope not.
02:09Because I want to have the pleasure of murdering those creeps myself.
02:13Taking a PT boat to a crap game in the afternoon.
02:17I know how you feel, Skip.
02:18Especially when you wanted to use it to go fishing.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Come here, let me have those glasses.
02:24Oh, gone those guys.
02:26Oh, no.
02:27What do you see, Skip?
02:28I see us in a stockade for the duration.
02:31It's Binghamton.
02:32Binghamton? I've been ahead for boondocks.
02:34Boy, what's he going to say when he fights out our boat's gone?
02:36Want me to find boondocks for free?
02:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41Take this, sir.
02:42Ah, no.
02:42We should have a reason.
02:47Ah!
02:48Hello, Captain.
02:49Hiya, Copy.
02:50Beautiful day, isn't it, sir?
02:52McHale, when I want a weather report, I'll call the weather station.
02:57Knock off the whistling.
02:58If I want bird calls, I'll requisition a cuckoo clock.
03:01Well, the reason I came over here is I've been informed that Admiral Benson is on his way to Taratupa on a surprise inspection tour.
03:08Now, I want to make sure that you have those pirates of yours shining and that boat of yours better be...
03:13Where's the boat?
03:26The boat?
03:28The boat?
03:29Yes, the boat.
03:30You remember the boat, don't you?
03:31It's just a little gray thing.
03:32It has a motor inside it.
03:33It has 7-3 painted on the side.
03:35You remember that?
03:36Oh!
03:37That boat!
03:38Oh, and you want to know what happened to it?
03:41I'd like to, yeah.
03:42Ah.
03:43Well, now, I was here just a minute ago.
03:45Hey, guys, anybody down there?
03:47Oh, now, isn't that funny how a big thing like that could disappear?
03:49Now, I can understand a collar button, but...
03:51Say it!
03:53You'll never get through this war if the nips don't get them, I will.
03:57Wah, wah, wah!
03:58Ah, bah, bah, yeah, wait, eh, wait, it's on our, uh, mission, yes, sir.
04:03It's on our special regardless of mission.
04:05That's right.
04:05Captain Binghamson, sir, look.
04:06There's the 73 boat.
04:07And it's coming this way.
04:11All right, Carpenter.
04:11All right.
04:12I'm going to get back here.
04:13There's a lot of word out of you two.
04:14Don't you tell them that we're here.
04:16I'm going to find out where that boat really was.
04:19No signals.
04:26Hey, Skip, we're back.
04:28Boy, what a...
04:28Pull my ass.
04:29You should have been there.
04:31Hiya, guys.
04:32Boy, what a crap game.
04:33Group had 11 passes in a row.
04:35The dice devil left his hand.
04:36I was on the luckiest streak of my whole life.
04:39And it just ended.
04:41You heard them, sir.
04:42They just came back from a crap game.
04:44I heard, I heard.
04:45McHale, this is one time your saltwater tramps are not going to get away with this.
04:49Carpenter?
04:50Sir.
04:50Drop the court-martial papers.
04:52Unauthorized use of a naval vessel without an officer on board.
04:57Scambling.
05:02Larceny.
05:04Misconduct.
05:06The works.
05:08This ought to be good for about 20 years apiece.
05:1120 years?
05:12Hold it, hold it, hold it.
05:13Oh, now, Captain, you wouldn't put all the boys in a brig, would you?
05:17I wouldn't, huh?
05:18You'll have the boys at the brig at 1,900 hours, right after the Admiral's inspection.
05:23And I want to thank you men for making this one of the happiest days of my life.
05:28Come, Elroy.
05:311,900 hours.
05:33Your base looked in fine shape, Binghamton.
05:38But I did think you were unnecessarily rough on some of your men during inspection.
05:42Especially the 73 board.
05:44Oh, well, you don't know those men like I know them, Admiral.
05:47No, you've got to be ruthless with those men.
05:49If you're not, they'll walk all over you.
05:51Well, personally, I believe that the only kind of officer who moves ahead
05:53is one who gains the affection and love of those under you.
05:58Well, that's the way I operate, sir.
06:00That's the way I feel about it.
06:02I'm ruthless, but lovable.
06:04Why, as a matter of fact, I'm like a father to my men.
06:08Isn't that right, son?
06:10Oh, yes, Dad.
06:13I've always prided myself on the affection that my men had for me.
06:16When I left my command to move up to Conflict,
06:19my men threw me a testimonial dinner.
06:22Gave me this watch.
06:24Oh.
06:27Would you believe it?
06:28The men on my base are throwing me a testimonial dinner.
06:31Really?
06:32When?
06:33Yeah, when.
06:34When?
06:35Oh, I, uh, Saturday, Admiral.
06:37It's just too bad you won't be here, sir.
06:39But I'll write you a letter.
06:40I'll let you know how big a watch I get.
06:45You know something, Binghamton?
06:46I might just come back for that.
06:48I might.
06:49You might?
06:50For that, you would...
06:52Well, we'd be delighted to have you, sir,
06:54if you would come back.
06:55We'll save you a seat on the dais.
06:57Well, I have to shove off.
07:00See you Saturday.
07:02Saturday.
07:06Captain Binghamton, I don't understand.
07:08Nobody's throwing a testimonial for you on Saturday.
07:10Well, I'll just stand there, you nitwitch.
07:12You go out and throw me a testimonial.
07:17Now, it's about time you got here.
07:20How are the plans coming for my testimonial dinner?
07:22How many people are going to be there?
07:23300, 400?
07:24How many?
07:24Speak up.
07:24I started a list, sir.
07:26There'll probably be just two.
07:29200?
07:30That's a lot less than I counted on.
07:32200.
07:32Not 200, sir.
07:33Just two.
07:34You and me.
07:37Out of the whole face!
07:39You can only get two people to come to my...
07:42Do you realize that we're going to be outnumbered by the waiters?
07:45What kind of a testimonial dinner is that?
07:47Why, why, why?
07:48I'm sorry, sir.
07:49I did make a mistake.
07:50There will be more, sir.
07:52Oh, that's better.
07:53I forgot the admiral.
07:56The admiral is...
07:58Oh, this I'm ruined.
07:59A testimonial dinner for two people is just a disaster.
08:03Captain, it's just too bad you're not on good terms with Commander McHale.
08:05You know how good he is at throwing all sorts of parties.
08:08McHale?
08:09I'd do better going to the Japanese, especially after this morning.
08:13Perhaps if you made up to him in some way, like, uh, forgetting those charges, sir?
08:17Are you suggesting that a captain in the United States Navy would stoop to blackmail?
08:25One, two, three, four.
08:27One, two, three, four.
08:29Come on, come on.
08:30Straighten up.
08:31One, two, three, four.
08:34One, two, three.
08:35Come on, come on.
08:36Straighten up there.
08:37I'm going to stand there, you guys.
08:39Well, no, just stand there.
08:40Get my hat.
08:41Open the door.
08:44Do something to earn your pay.
08:46How much are you getting, anyway?
08:50McHale!
08:50McHale!
08:51Yoo-hoo!
08:52Yoo-hoo!
08:53Hold it, hold it, you guys.
08:54Hold it.
08:54Ah.
08:55What now, Captain?
08:56Ah, how are you boys doing here?
08:58You out for a little constitutional?
09:01Constitutional?
09:02We're on our way to the stockade where you ordered us to go.
09:05Stock like I...
09:06Oh, yes, yes.
09:08But there's no hurry about that, after all.
09:10I mean, it's open 24 hours a day.
09:15You know, boys, I've been thinking about it, and I was thinking, after all, what is the
09:19big crime you did?
09:20What was so terrible?
09:22So they took a boat out without an officer, and I know the Navy frowns on that, but I don't
09:27think that's so bad to you.
09:28Well, now, you know, I don't think that's so bad either, Captain.
09:31You know they do it all the time, don't you, Skip?
09:33Uh, but they'll never do it again.
09:36Oh, I believe you, Chuck.
09:37I believe...
09:38In fact, I'm so sure you're right, I might even drop the charges.
09:41Oh?
09:42Well, Captain, when you want to do something nice for us, there's only one sure thing for
09:47us to do.
09:48Now, what's that?
09:50Prisoners!
09:51Hard!
09:51Hard!
09:51Hard!
09:52Hard!
09:52Hard!
09:53Hard!
09:53Hard!
09:53I've got to be friendly, man!
09:55Hard!
09:55Hard!
09:55Please!
09:56Hard, man!
09:57Please!
09:57For heaven's sake!
09:58All right, Captain.
09:59Lay your cards on the table.
10:01Now, then, what's this all about?
10:02All right, McHale.
10:03I'll give it to you.
10:04I'll give it to you straight.
10:06I'm in a spot, and I need the help of you and your men.
10:09I need a testimonial dinner, and I need it this Saturday night.
10:13Uh, testimonial...
10:14A dinner for you?
10:16What?
10:17Does that mean you're retiring?
10:18No, that doesn't mean I'm retiring, you crutch.
10:21I mean, I just, uh...
10:23Hey, I thought it would be nice if the men on this base here made a little demonstration
10:27of their feelings towards me.
10:28He doesn't want a testimonial.
10:30He wants a riot.
10:33All right, stand attention!
10:35Had your little laugh, and I'm gonna have mine.
10:38McHale, I need that dinner, and I want it for Saturday night.
10:41I get it, and I drop the charges.
10:42I don't get it, and you won't see these cutthroats again until World War III.
10:45Now, what do you say?
10:49Well, uh, Captain, you just brought yourself a dinner.
10:52Well, that's very nice of you, McHale.
10:56Uh, shall we say, uh, Saturday, your place?
10:58Yeah.
10:59All right, uh, a dinner at 70?
11:01At 70.
11:02Oh, uh, McHale, let's make it a very big turnout, shall we?
11:06I want to feel quite well loved.
11:09Goodbye, dear heart.
11:11Goodbye.
11:12Goodbye, sir.
11:13Bye.
11:14Bye.
11:18Skippy, you can't be serious.
11:19We'll go to a party for old Lead Bottom.
11:21Listen, that's like giving a testimonial for Jack the Ripper.
11:23Yeah, besides, Saturday night is definitely out.
11:25I got a mob of guys coming over to finish up the big crap game.
11:28You what?
11:29I'm gonna have to come somewhere after those nip planes came...
11:31Oh, you birdbrain, you!
11:34It's on account of you and your galloping dominoes that we're in this kind of a mess.
11:37Look, boy, you better get rid of that game and fast.
11:40You hear me, mister?
11:41Oh, but Skipper...
11:42Sto it, Gruber!
11:43You'll need all the con you can get, boy, in order to get enough swabbies to come to bring up this testimonial.
11:49Whether we like it or not, you guys, we're in the banquet business.
11:53And you better give us the wholesale rate, you hear me?
11:56Well, how'd you guys do?
12:02If they ran from me so fast, you'd think I'd had something catching.
12:05How many did you get for the captain's dinner, Gruber?
12:07Hey, look at that list of names.
12:09Hey, they're all coming?
12:10Nah, these are all guys who took a shot at me.
12:12Bringing them all up on charges.
12:14Hey, here comes a skill from Mr. Parker.
12:16Maybe they had better luck.
12:17Well, there's no sense in asking how you guys made out.
12:22It's written all over your faces.
12:24How'd you make out, Skipper?
12:25With your drag, you must have really lined them up.
12:29Maggie's drawers.
12:31Boy, and the captain ordered a big turnout for this thing, too, you guys.
12:33Well, I could have gotten 50 guys if it had been for Binghamton's wake.
12:37Look, Skipper, as long as we can get the testimonial going,
12:40what do you say we call a crap game on again?
12:42Oh, come on.
12:43At least give us a chance to raise enough money to get a cheap lawyer.
12:45We can't get one guy to go to Binghamton's testimonial,
12:50yet Gruber can get all the guys he wants to go to a crap game.
12:54Hey, Chuck, you may have just saved the day.
12:58Well, I always try and be helpful in time of, uh, what to do.
13:01Gruber, break out those bones again, boy.
13:03You're gonna have that crap game.
13:04You mean it, Skipper?
13:05Yes, sir.
13:06What about the testimonial?
13:08That's on again, too.
13:09We're gonna run it to them together.
13:11Crap game?
13:12Testimonial?
13:13It's a wild idea, but it's our only chance.
13:15Look, all we need to do is to get those dice jockeys over here
13:18and make Binghamton think that they came over for his dinner.
13:21Then we get him in and out fast,
13:23and the boys can have their game.
13:25Boy, if Binghamton finds out that his dinner guests are a bunch of crap shooters,
13:27he'll kill us.
13:28If we're lucky, he'll kill us.
13:30Ah, come on.
13:30Let's get back to the island.
13:32Take it.
13:32Oh, hey.
13:34Take it.
13:39All right, we're going to save the man's.
13:43Captain Binghamton, we love you.
13:48Oh, come on now, guys.
13:49Aren't you over doing it just a wee bit?
13:51Oh, we give a testimonial.
13:52We give a testimonial.
13:53Yeah, yeah.
13:55Well, it's just about time for our guests to be arriving.
13:58Now, all you guys got your assignments straight?
14:00Check.
14:01I'll be down at the dock to tip off the action boys from the fleet when they arrive.
14:04And as soon as they all get here, then we start the testimonial.
14:07Then we get the testimonial over quick so we can get rid of Binghamton.
14:09As soon as Binghamton leaves.
14:16Look, I don't care what you do after Binghamton leaves,
14:18but as long as he's here, I want you guys to stay in line.
14:21You hear me?
14:22Change the sign.
14:24Roger, we'll go seven and out.
14:25Guys, here he comes.
14:27Uh-uh.
14:29Check.
14:30Let's go down and greet our honored guest.
14:32Ah, Captain.
14:40Oh, welcome to your testimonial dinner, sir.
14:45Oh, Captain Binghamton, we love you.
14:49Well, that's a very nice touch.
14:51Straight from the heart, sir.
14:52Straight from the heart.
14:54Knock it off.
14:55Where is everybody?
14:56Everything ready?
14:57Well, you're a bit early, sir, but, uh...
14:59Oh, would you care to inspect the banquet hall, sir?
15:01The banquet hall, yes.
15:03I would like that.
15:04Yeah, we're right this way, sir.
15:05Captain Binghamton, we love you.
15:09Oh, uh, what's the matter, Ernst?
15:10It's a very happy day.
15:12You seem nervous.
15:12Oh, me nervous?
15:13No, that's silly.
15:14I think we ought to go over to the banquet hall.
15:24Turn it off!
15:26Oh, as you were, man, as you were.
15:28Ha-ha!
15:29What a delightful surprise this is, McHale.
15:31Sure, certainly have a lot of seats.
15:33Yes, sir.
15:33We're expecting quite a crowd, sir.
15:35Oh, quite a crowd.
15:36And the best you could do is dinner for two, wasn't it?
15:39Sorry, sir, but I'll only believe it when I see it.
15:42I'm begging your pardon, Skipper, but there are several boatloads of men arriving at the
15:45dock, sir.
15:46Ah, boy?
15:47Uh, yes, sir.
15:47Did you say boatloads?
15:48Oh, yes, sir, several.
15:49Yeah, several boatloads.
15:51And you didn't trust them.
15:52Oh, I'd like to agree.
15:53Mr. K.O., maybe we'd better go outside.
15:55I'll greet my guests.
15:56Oh, that's a good idea, Captain.
15:58And the sooner we get them in, the sooner we can get the testimonial over with.
16:01Right this way, sir.
16:05Let's go.
16:08Uh, McHale?
16:09Yes, sir?
16:09Uh, this is a solid gold watch, which the men will present to me as a token of their
16:14esteem and affection.
16:15Oh, yes.
16:16Now, here, Parker.
16:18Oh, thank you very much, sir.
16:20I already have one, but boy, I'll sure cherish this, this, this.
16:22You give the watch to me, me, me.
16:24I get the watch.
16:25After my speech, you will surprise me with the watch.
16:28What?
16:30Parker, I think during the surprises, it might be effective if you would have tears in your
16:34eyes.
16:35Yes, sir.
16:35I cry very easily, sir.
16:37Yes, sir.
16:37If you'd like, I could throw a little tantrum.
16:41That's my bottom dollar.
16:42Your family volunteered you for service.
16:45Let's go, McHale.
16:47I've got to throw a little.
16:52Are you trying to tell us an officer's going to be in the game?
16:55Not in the game.
16:57He's, uh, sort of behind it.
16:58Hey, you're kidding.
16:59Boy, what a chance he's taken.
17:01Don't worry me.
17:02Binghamton's too smart to take chances.
17:04That's why he figured out this testimonial angle.
17:05Captain Binghamton, we love you.
17:08Oh, brother.
17:09Oh, look.
17:09Don't you guys get it?
17:11This way, in case there's a raid, we're covered.
17:13You guys get yourself a free fee and a crap game.
17:16Go on up to the hut.
17:17Please, go along with Binghamton, huh?
17:20Captain, it's another ship.
17:25Man, Captain Binghamton.
17:26Yeah, welcome, man.
17:27Welcome.
17:28Thank you for coming.
17:29I hope it's as big a night for you as it is for me.
17:31I sure hope so.
17:32I got 500 bucks in my shipmates' dough with me.
17:35Oh, really?
17:35Oh, hell, I didn't expect cash.
17:38I just, your being here would have been enough.
17:40Yeah, right this way, boys.
17:42The beer's on.
17:45Is he on a level?
17:46You really didn't expect cash?
17:47This is the first time since I've been in the Navy
17:49that my credit was good in a crap game.
17:54Hold it, hold it, you guys.
17:57Hold it.
17:57Come on, matey.
17:58Let's make it with the testimonial.
18:00Yeah, come on.
18:00Come on.
18:03Beer, beer.
18:04Lots of beer up there.
18:11Ah, well, I guess we got all the turnout we need, sir.
18:15We can start the proceedings now, sir.
18:16If you're out of your mind, McHale,
18:18we can't start until Admiral Benson gets here.
18:21Did you say Admiral Benson?
18:23Admiral Benson?
18:24Yes, Admiral Benson.
18:25His whole thing is for his benefit,
18:27and he ought to be pulling in any second now.
18:29You know something?
18:30I can hardly wait to show him how well-loved I am.
18:34All right?
18:34Yes, sir.
18:36Well, now what are we going to do, Skip?
18:38Do what we got to stall these guys
18:39and then until the Admiral shows up.
18:41Skip, but those characters are never getting mighty restless.
18:43They're coming for a little action.
18:45Look, they've got to keep their shirts on,
18:46or we'll have more action around here
18:48in the Battle of Midway.
18:49Chuck, look, you go ahead inside
18:51and start a speech.
18:53That's it.
18:53Almost like you're going to start a testimonial.
18:55Anything.
18:56Get them in their seats.
18:57And Gruber, you help out.
18:58Go ahead.
18:59I'll stay here with lovable old Wally.
19:01Go on.
19:01What am I going to say?
19:02Go in here.
19:05All right, hold it.
19:08Hold it, you peasants.
19:09As you were.
19:10We're going to start the proceedings.
19:11Yay!
19:16And greetings.
19:19Well, of course, you all know why we're gathered here today.
19:22Yeah, that's right.
19:23Come on, EO 11!
19:25That's right.
19:26We're all here to pay tribute to Yahoo 11.
19:30We're all here to pay tribute to our beloved leader,
19:34Captain Wallace B. Binghamton.
19:36Hey, what's a B stand for?
19:37Boxed cards.
19:39No, it stands for Burton.
19:41Come on, get out of these off, you swabs.
19:43Remember our deal.
19:45Look, we're tired of waiting.
19:46We came here to play.
19:47All right?
19:47You shooting 50?
19:49Pull face.
19:49I'll take a few spares.
19:50Knock it off, you guys.
19:52Make me.
19:57Knock it off.
19:59Knock it off.
20:04Hey, you guys.
20:05Hey, knock it off.
20:06Dan Turner!
20:09This is your ensign speaking.
20:14Sir, why don't we go ahead and have the testimony,
20:16and then you can tell all about it to the Admiral later at the Austin's Club.
20:20No, no, no, that won't do.
20:21I want the Admiral to see for himself how my men love me.
20:24Oh, yes, sir.
20:25But, sir, the men from the fleet have to get back to their ships.
20:29And I think we should really hurry it along.
20:31Come on.
20:35On the other hand, sir, there's really no reason to hurry it.
20:39Why don't we go to the officer's club and wait for the Admiral?
20:42Well, what do you say, sir?
20:44Making a bit of sense, huh?
20:45What is that racket up there?
20:47What is that?
20:47Uh, a racket?
20:49What racket is that, sir?
20:50Oh, darn well.
20:51What racket?
20:51Oh, well, I guess the men must be getting a little anxious, sir.
20:55Yes, sir.
20:55They're probably going to start the testimonial without you, sir.
21:01I think you're right about them starting.
21:03They just threw out the first Marine.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06And up there on the top of it.
21:07Yes, sir.
21:07Oh!
21:08Columbia, the gem of the ocean, the home of the free and the brave.
21:17Heard, brave.
21:21Brave and the free.
21:26Hi, Captain.
21:27Boy, they're sure loving it.
21:28Getting a little carried away, though.
21:31Water in the blue, per sep.
21:32Oh, wait, you guys.
21:37Come on, knock it off.
21:38Cut it off.
21:39Hey.
21:40Uh-oh.
21:41It's the captain.
21:42Hey, it's Binghamton.
21:44That's right, Binghamton.
21:46Now, hear this?
21:47That's what your captain's speaking.
21:49Get on, you rats!
21:51Every mother's son of you.
21:53This is the most outrageous, the most despicable.
21:58Disgraceful!
21:58I said it!
22:00What's the beef?
22:01So we had a little fight.
22:03You're getting your cut of the game.
22:05Uh, come on, Captain.
22:06We'll get you all cleaned up, and I'll come back and have dinner.
22:09Yeah, and I got a lot of wonderful things to say about you yet, too.
22:11I gotta surprise you with your watch.
22:19Did you say my cut of the game?
22:22Sure.
22:23We knew all about you fronting it with this phony testimonial.
22:28Oh, McHale, this really does it.
22:31I'm gonna have you swing you from the radar mask for this.
22:34Captain Binghamton!
22:35Captain, here's the captain!
22:36Oh!
22:37Captain Binghamton!
22:38The admiral's just arrived, sir!
22:39God!
22:40I'm glad the admiral's here, McHale, because with the admiral as a witness, you're not gonna
22:44wiggle out of this.
22:45This ought to be good for about ten years.
22:46Wait a minute.
22:47What?
22:48Yes.
22:49Well, okay, sir.
22:51I just hope we have adjoining cells.
22:53Well, that would be nice if we had it.
22:54What are you talking about adjoining cells?
22:56What?
22:56What?
22:57What is that?
22:58Well, sir, you see, this is the only way we could get enough men to come to your testimonial
23:03dinner.
23:03And when the admiral hears all about it, why...
23:07Yeah, like you being the only officer in naval history to have a crap game thrown in,
23:10your honor.
23:10Yes, sir.
23:11No, sir, to have a...
23:13I could just scream.
23:15All right, well, we'd better make it fast, sir.
23:16It's either sink or swim.
23:18Sir, he's almost here, sir.
23:20I swear, I swear.
23:22I'll swim right this way.
23:23There you are.
23:27For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.
23:37There's no money back in the night.
23:42Well, Binghamton, I must admit that you have quite a turnout.
23:47Oh, yes, sir.
23:47That's it, Admiral.
23:48I'm sorry you had to miss it all, sir.
23:50Yes, well, so am I.
23:51Uh, tell me, uh, did you get your watch?
23:53I did my watch.
23:54Oh, oh, yes.
23:55Well, we're having such a good time, we forgot all about giving the captain his watch.
23:59Uh, Mr. Parker, uh, give the captain his watch.
24:02Uh, Skip, it broke, remember?
24:04Uh, give me yours.
24:06Skip, I said my mother.
24:07Well, give it to her.
24:09Uh, yeah.
24:10Surprise!
24:11Um, as a token of our affection, we'd like to present you with this.
24:14May I see it?
24:16It's even inscribed.
24:19To Poopsie?
24:21With love.
24:24Poopsie?
24:26Poopsie.
24:27That's, uh, one of the men's pet name for me, Admiral.
24:30I told you they're crazy about me.
24:32Oh, sure are, sir.
24:33Yes, sir.
24:34All right, boys, let's hear it.
24:35For Poopsie the Jolly Goodfell.
24:39For Poopsie the Jolly Goodfell.
24:41For Poopsie the Jolly Goodfell.
24:44Poopsie the Jolly Goodfell.
24:45Poopsie the Jolly Goodfell.
24:45We're so happy and we die.
24:48Bye.
24:53Attendance.
24:59Bye.
24:59Bye.
25:00Bye.
25:01Bye.
25:09Bye.
25:10Bye.
25:11Bye.
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