- 2 days ago
Binghamton joins the crew on a mission to an island with a distilling operation. After a raid, the contents spill into a stream, and Binghamton drinks from it.
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00:00Oh, Captain, wake up, Captain Binghamton, sir, sir, wake up, please.
00:10Who's that?
00:11It's me, sir.
00:12Why don't you burst in here like that?
00:14What's that?
00:14Can't you see I'm busy?
00:16I'm terrible, sir, but this is an urgent message.
00:18Sir, Admiral Go-Go Granger is flying in today at 1,400 hours.
00:23Admiral Go-Go Granger, the boy Admiral, he's coming here.
00:27Isn't it exciting, sir?
00:28I understand the Admiral's always looking for virile young officers to move up in rank.
00:33Oh, sir, I hope I...
00:34Oh, stop gripping, you knucklehead.
00:36Is there any man in this space that can impress Go-Go Granger with his youth and his energy?
00:40It's me.
00:41You understand that?
00:42Me.
00:43You, sir?
00:44No offense, sir, but you have been very tired lately, sir.
00:46Tired?
00:47What tired?
00:47What tired?
00:48Why, I am just reaching the prime of my young manhood.
00:52Every youthful muscle in my body is just crying out for action.
00:55Sir, I think I'm going to run out and get a butch.
00:58You're not going anywhere.
01:00You're going to stay right here and let your hair grow.
01:01But sure, sit down there.
01:03You're going to take command of the space.
01:04I'm going out on maneuvers.
01:06Maneuvers?
01:06Yes.
01:07You, sir?
01:07Yes, me.
01:08Oh, yes, you maneuver.
01:09Where else would Go-Go Granger expect to find a rugged young combat officer behind a desk?
01:14Ha!
01:15There, you get me a boat and a crew.
01:17Quickly.
01:17But, sir, they're all out.
01:19That is, except the 73, sir.
01:21Well, that's all the better.
01:23If Go-Go Granger finds me out with those pirates, he'll know I'm made of steel.
01:27Oh, yes, sir.
01:28I'll get mine.
01:29Would you please get...
01:29No, no, no.
01:29Don't call.
01:30He's on his own island.
01:31That's a toll charge.
01:32You go over there.
01:33Oh, run, sir.
01:33Run, sir.
01:34Go.
01:35Ha, ha.
01:36Go-Go Granger, huh?
01:38Well, just wait till he gets a lot of...
01:41Bing, Bing, Binghamton.
01:44Hee, hee, hoo, charge.
01:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:17All right, toss the mail aboard.
02:43Let's get back to the island, Chuck.
02:47Boy, you know I'm getting weaker.
02:53My mother sent me another fruitcake.
02:55Hey, you there, McHale.
02:59Holy mackerel.
03:00Take a look.
03:02McHale.
03:03Hey, hit the back.
03:04It's a raid.
03:04I told you you said he was going to get us.
03:08Good morning, sir.
03:10You going someplace?
03:11Yes.
03:12We're going someplace, McHale.
03:13I'm taking over the 73.
03:15We're going out of maneuvers.
03:17Maneuvers?
03:18You, sir?
03:19Oh, yes.
03:20The captain has a wonderful idea.
03:21When Go-Go Granger flies in at 1,400 hours, Bing-Bing-Binghamton...
03:25Bing?
03:25Bing-Bing.
03:26Bing-Bing will be leading a combat group out on the...
03:30All right.
03:30Beat it.
03:31Go play with your staple machine.
03:34Go-Go Granger.
03:35So that's what this is all about.
03:37One question.
03:39Tell me, how come you picked my crew?
03:41Because I'm stuck with you, a bunch of ding-dong bandits.
03:44That's why.
03:45It is all right, isn't it, if I take them away from their bootlegging?
03:48Bootlegging, sir?
03:49Oh, no.
03:50No more, sir.
03:51Ever since you broke up their last still, that was it.
03:54That's right, sir.
03:55You know how hard it is to get parts of the war on.
03:57Well, it's a good thing, because if I catch them making any more hooch, I'll have them shot.
04:01Let's go.
04:01All right, McHale.
04:09Where are your scurvy pirates?
04:10Where are they?
04:11Where, where, where?
04:11Well, I don't know, Captain.
04:13They were polishing brass when I left, sir.
04:15Maybe they ran out of clean rags.
04:18There they are.
04:20Polishing brass, huh?
04:21They're up to something.
04:22I'll bet you 10 years in Leavenworth, aren't they?
04:24Oh, no, no, no.
04:25I'm sure you're wrong, sir.
04:26Well, maybe they just took a break, sir.
04:28Hey, Chuck, why don't you help the captain store his gear on board?
04:32All right, Skip.
04:33I'd better get aboard, sir.
04:34It's the only way to get a good seat.
04:36Good seat?
04:37I'll give you something to get a seat.
04:40All right, you rapes, where you been?
04:41What kind of racket you got going this time?
04:43Nothing, Skip.
04:44You know how us growing boys need our coconut milk.
04:46Yeah.
04:49Particularly when it's 100 proof.
04:51You no good can.
04:52I was back in the booze business again, aren't you?
04:55Turn, hut!
04:58All right, McHale.
04:59What's going on?
05:00Wow, wow, wow, wow.
05:01No, no, no, nothing, Captain.
05:02The boys just out gathering coconuts, sir.
05:04Yes, sir.
05:05All right, boys, put everything down.
05:07Captain's going to take us out on maneuvers.
05:09The boys were just out gathering up coconuts?
05:13You've got to be kidding me, Gil.
05:14There's no easy money in coconuts.
05:16Oh, no, no, no.
05:17Yes, sir.
05:18You see, sir, we find that coconut oil is very good for machine guns.
05:21Yes.
05:22Greatest gun oil in the world, sir.
05:24Yes.
05:24Hey, boy, I'll be darned.
05:26Oh, boy, you better not use this one.
05:28It smells spoiled.
05:29Let me have that.
05:31I smell a rat.
05:31In fact, I smell seven rats.
05:33Yes, sir.
05:34Well, don't you think we'd better be going, sir?
05:35Go-Go Granger may be coming in very early, sir.
05:37You're trying to hide from me.
05:38Go-Go Granger isn't due here until...
05:411300 hours.
05:42Let's move out on a double.
05:44Yes, sir.
05:44Come on, boys, on the double.
05:46I'll have a hover.
05:46Come on, let's go.
05:49Come on, get out of here.
05:50Oh, that oil's pretty strong.
05:51I think I'll have another one up on it.
05:58Great runner, 30 degrees.
06:01The radio station's prepared to assault the beach.
06:04Assault the beach.
06:06Captain, look, we've been at this over an hour.
06:09Can't the men take a break?
06:11Yes, the men can take a break.
06:12They can take a break right down to Seaman's Second
06:14if they don't look good at salting that beach.
06:17We're going to take Dead Man's Cove.
06:19Dead Man's Cove?
06:20Dead Man's Cove?
06:21Dead Man's Cove?
06:23Dead Man's Cove.
06:24There's an echo in here.
06:25What is that?
06:26Sir, why Dead Man's Cove, sir?
06:28Why couldn't we land down by the...
06:30No, no, I'll tell you why.
06:31Because this is on Go-Go Granger's flight plan.
06:34And when he looks down, he's going to see
06:35Bing, Bing, Binghamton toughening up those misfits of yours.
06:39But, but, sir, Dead Man's Cove is full of rocks, sir,
06:42where we'll smash our bottom for sure.
06:44Yeah, and you know how painful that is.
06:46Right down, both of you.
06:48Full speed ahead.
06:49We're going to take Dead Man's Cove.
06:52And we're dead.
06:58Follow me.
06:58Let's go, go, go.
06:59Bing, Bing, Bing.
07:00Hey, Skip, you've got to stop and walk.
07:08He's heading straight for the still.
07:10And it's loaded with booze.
07:11For the love of...
07:13Captain!
07:14Captain, wait a minute, Captain!
07:16Captain!
07:17Captain.
07:18Come on, I've got a little sand in his shoe.
07:21How about...
07:22Oh, no, sir.
07:22No, no, it's, it's, it's, it's the booby traps.
07:25Yes, sir.
07:25Why, if this was the real McCoy, sir,
07:27we'd get murdered going straight in.
07:29Yes, what we've got to do is to encircle the enemy.
07:32So, if you'll come with me, sir, I know the trails.
07:34Booby traps.
07:36You're the only booby around here, McHale.
07:38Now, nothing is going to stop Bing, Bing, Binghamton.
07:40Now, you follow me.
07:41Move on!
07:42I'm a, but, but, Captain, it's...
07:43Oh, boy, we had it.
07:45All right, rock pile, here we come.
07:46Hey, Skip, unidentified aircraft!
07:48Captain Bandit, it's three o'clock.
07:52Take care of you guys.
07:54Oh, relax, McHale, it's no bandit.
07:56That's Go-Go Granger.
07:58Go-Go!
07:59Over here, it's Bing, Bing.
08:01I'm out of maneuvers.
08:07Go-Go, it's Bing, Bing.
08:11You just waved it and nipped zero.
08:13Oh.
08:18Quick, before he turns, boys, everybody back to the boat.
08:21On the double.
08:22He's a sitting duck.
08:29Tinker, start the engines.
08:31Give her all she's got, boy.
08:32Come on, boys, let's go, let's go.
08:35Where'd everybody go?
08:37Come back here, you cowards.
08:39How dare you leave me alone?
08:41Oh, you're not alone, sir.
08:44What are you doing lying under your commanding officer?
08:47Well, I hate to disturb you, sir, but could you get off?
08:49You're heating the water in my canteen.
08:54Get your hairs off of me.
08:55I feel alive.
08:57Don't get close to me or go by my glitter.
09:00Take your head down.
09:09Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:17All clear, sir!
09:29All clear!
09:30All clear!
09:31All clear!
09:32All clear!
09:33Wait a minute!
09:34Wait a minute!
09:35What's all clear?
09:36Nothing's all clear.
09:37I see spots and lines and dots.
09:39Well, no, I'm afraid that's my fault, sir.
09:41You see, when we were zigzagging across the field, well, I zagged when I should have zigged.
09:45No, no, I zigged when I should have zagged.
09:47Remember when you said, stop with the nonsense with the zigging and the zagging.
09:51My head hurts.
09:52I feel awful.
09:53I can't go on.
09:54Right.
09:55Oh, but you can't quit now, sir.
09:56What would Go-Go Granger say?
09:57I don't care what Go-Go Granger says.
10:00Let him go-go promote somebody else.
10:02I'm pooped.
10:03I'm old and pooped.
10:06All I want is a drink of water.
10:09Oh!
10:10The water's right over this way.
10:11Right over here.
10:12Let go of the stairs!
10:13Find the water!
10:14Let go of the stairs!
10:15I know where it is!
10:16Just let go of it!
10:17That's all!
10:18Here, sir, take all the stuff off.
10:19Take off your own stuff!
10:21Take off your own face!
10:22Take off your own face!
10:30I'm having a drink of water!
10:31I'm old and I'm pooped!
10:32You left me alone!
10:37Hey!
10:38That's good water!
10:40I don't realize how thirsty I am!
10:42Wow!
10:43That's what I call water!
10:46I feel better already!
10:48Me too!
10:49You're a hobo, Ledbottom, and Mr. Parker made out all right.
10:58Ah, boy, a fine time they picked to be left behind.
11:01Take care!
11:02Overhead, foe!
11:05Oh, God it!
11:06They could be hurt!
11:07Or even worse!
11:10That's a tough boy, Jackie!
11:12This is terrific!
11:14I feel just like a young goat!
11:16Hey!
11:17You want to crack heads again?
11:22No, no, no!
11:23I never business during drinking hours!
11:26No, no, wait a minute!
11:27You mean, you never hour during business pleasure!
11:30That's right!
11:33Let's have another belt of this water!
11:35Yeah, welcome!
11:36Here's Mud Mirai!
11:37Hurry up, you guys!
11:38They may be hurt!
11:39Let's hope we're not too late, Skip!
11:40There they are!
11:41Oh, we...
11:43We...
11:45Oh!
11:47Hurry up, you guys!
11:48They may be hurt!
11:49Let's hope we're not too late, Skip!
11:50Oh, wait!
11:51There they are!
11:52Oh, wait!
11:54Oh, wait!
11:55Oh...
11:56okay that's enough damn it up
12:12all right
12:13I'll damn it up
12:16hey skip that no good nip put the blast on our still the booze is pouring into the stream
12:35well if all that butter member finds out what he's drinking we're dead
12:39yeah you guys and your bright ideas come on let's get those two pie-eyed pixies out of there and fast
12:46oh captain be careful
12:50good good good step easy captain
12:54let me help you captain
12:56yeah well what goes here for there isn't the ancient mariner
12:59thank you how about a hooker of water
13:01hi skip you let me pull up a lily pad and we're buying
13:04excuse me captain but we better go back to the base
13:08you look a little bush from fighting off that near plane
13:11oh no not bush I've never been so unbushed in my life
13:15I feel like a teenager
13:17you don't daddy oh scooby dooby doo
13:20yeah we had a rough day too chuck uh
13:22christy there uh show mr parker back to the boat will you
13:24hey wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute nobody leaves here
13:28I find out why this water makes me feel so good
13:31I feel like a kid again
13:33me too would you burp me
13:36oh my god
13:38courage skip I just got a hot flash
13:40huh
13:41brace yourself captain I think you've just stumbled over the fabulous fountain of wacky packy
13:45I don't know
13:47speak clearly
13:49wacky packy
13:50literally translated
13:51the fountain of youth
13:52you remember skip
13:54oh yes yes
13:55oh that fountain
13:56oh sure
13:57that's the native sacred fountain
13:59and that's what keeps them feeling so young captain
14:02well that explains it
14:05it does explain it
14:06it does explain it
14:07would you burp me
14:08there's only one catch captain
14:11the natives will kill us if they catch us belting their youth juice
14:14would somebody burp me
14:16yeah we better get going there
14:18those natives will have our heads
14:19no no no wait a minute
14:20I'm not leaving here without taking this water with me
14:23this is my water
14:24you fill your canteens
14:25I'll show those natives
14:26all right you heard Wally
14:28fill your canteens to get this fountain on the road
14:30that's right
14:31come on my face
14:32thanks stinky
14:33right
14:34we kids gotta stick together
14:36that's right
14:37fill your canteens
14:38fill your canteens
14:49all right captain
14:50now watch your step here sir
14:53now watch your own step okay
14:55a kid like me doesn't need any help
14:57yeah you're jiggling my hand
14:58captain binghamton sir
15:00a message from go go granger
15:01because of the enemy aircraft in the area
15:03he won't be coming to taratufa sir
15:04that's what you think
15:05when he finds out about my fountain of wicky picky
15:09he'll be here before you can say
15:11admiral bingham
15:12oh but captain
15:13i thought you weren't gonna tell a soul sir
15:15skip
15:16it's curtains if we don't get back and ace that still
15:18i'm way ahead of you birch
15:19there you go
15:20well we'll be on our way now captain
15:22no no no no
15:23that's what you think
15:24you're not gonna take your bunch of bell bottom banners back
15:27and steal all my wicky tiki juice
15:30you're gonna stay right here
15:31you're gonna be confined to the main base
15:33elroy
15:34sir
15:35you'll put a detachment of marines
15:36around mikhail's island
15:38if anybody tries to get in or come out
15:40you have them shot
15:41that's sshto tt top
15:42oh sir it'll be a pleasure
15:44as soon as we get back out
15:45send over a bunch of marines on the double
15:47but captain you can't do that sir
15:48oh i can't huh
15:49i already did it quentin old boy
15:51i already did it
15:52come on elroy
15:53we gotta go
15:54and contact gogo granger
15:56then i ever tell you
15:57you're a fine officer
15:58thank you
15:59thank you
16:00oh you'll be all right sir
16:04take it easy
16:05you're all right sir
16:06i know i know
16:07you're all right
16:08you're all right
16:09you're all right
16:10you're all right
16:11you're pushing me all around
16:14you're all right
16:15you're going to help
16:16back to the office
16:17and get on the hotline of conflict
16:18keep it open
16:19i gotta get through to gogo granger
16:21yes sir yes sir i'll let you know
16:22the minute i locate him sir
16:23don't worry sir
16:24now i know what they mean when they say the natives are restless
16:34scooby dooby doo i feel like 22
16:44he just conked out he's out like a light
16:46skid can't we sneak back up and take the still down while he's sleeping
16:49with those marines surrounding our island use your head will you
16:52well we gotta do something
16:53we can't just stand around waiting to get clobbered
17:01oh hi mr parker
17:02will you keep it down my head's like a balloon
17:06oh boys
17:09some fountain of you
17:10i feel a hundred and sixty years old
17:13hey chuck wait a minute
17:14you said you felt like a hundred and sixty years old right
17:17yeah
17:18oh i could be wrong
17:19you know how i am with birthdays
17:21you just gave me a brainstorm
17:22boy if this works
17:24old lead bottom will be begging us to go back to our island
17:26come on boys let's go
17:28he's dead to the world
17:29what happens if he comes out of it
17:43shhh quiet
17:45beautiful skip
17:46rembrandt couldn't have done better
17:47you know something i'm wasting my talent skipping a pt boot
17:49hey how about that instant grandfather
17:50i've seen old before
17:51i've seen old before but that's old
17:53that's right that makeup kit from the us
17:57up here comes carpenter
17:58quick out the back door
17:59on the double on the double
18:00come on
18:01go on the double
18:02let's go please
18:03let's go please
18:13old captain
18:14how about that we'll bring you sir you
18:16ah
18:17what is screaming
18:18what is with the screaming
18:20sir
18:21sir
18:22sir
18:23what happened to you say
18:24you've got grey hair
18:25what grey hair
18:26there
18:27what are you babbling about
18:28sir the the the beard
18:29i can't understand
18:30what happened to you
18:31stop looking at me like you've seen a ghost
18:33i don't know what you know
18:34i don't know what you know
18:35ah
18:36oh my hair
18:37my beard
18:38oh my god
18:39i look like i'm 80 years old
18:41oh yes sir 80
18:42oh but but a young 80 sir young young
18:44is he oh yes sir
18:45oh my goodness i couldn't have been asleep this long
18:47this is awful
18:48sir i i just can't understand why
18:50why this morning you were you were just oozing with youth
18:53yes well i i must have oozed too much
18:56i need help right away
18:58oh i better go get a doctor
18:59oh wait a minute wait a minute
19:00my fountain of youth
19:01easy easy
19:02i'll just hang up
19:04oh my it's dry
19:05quick go back to the office
19:06there's some canteens in the office
19:08hey hurry up
19:09while i still have one foot out of the grave
19:13Wally what happened to you
19:18we've got to get back to Ireland
19:20oh no
19:22oh no
19:23oh Gruber we're too late
19:25no no no no no you're not too late
19:27i'm gonna be fine just one little sip of my wacky paki
19:30alright but sir that's it that's the trouble
19:33well we just got word from the witch doctor on a six o'clock drum
19:36you've been drinking from the wrong fountain sir
19:38that's right
19:39sir
19:40that wasn't the wacky paki fountain you were drinking from
19:42oh it was the khaki daki fountain sir
19:44the fountain of old age
19:47khaki daki
19:49this stuff is murder
19:50it lifts you up and then boom
19:51social security
19:52social security
19:53oh you want to see what it did to poor Mr. Parker
19:55Chuck
20:03Wally
20:04i don't see so good anymore
20:07where are you Wally
20:09that's Mr. Parker
20:10why he's older than i am
20:12oh you can say that again
20:14i'm even older than my mother
20:16or is that you Wally
20:19keep that old goat away from me
20:22i'm too young to be old
20:23help me
20:24yes sir
20:25well you just let us go back to our island sir
20:27and i think we can find that witch doctor
20:28and get him to cure you
20:30well then you go back to your island
20:31there's not a minute to waste
20:33yes sir
20:34you tell him whitey
20:36get him get him
20:37yes sir yes sir
20:38don't just relax
20:39easy does it
20:40oh
20:41yeah we did it
20:42it worked
20:43we're off the hook
20:44great
20:45oh a tan hut
20:52how's your room in
20:55boy they sure make the admirals younger these days
20:58yeah how about that
21:00hey that's
21:01go go Granger
21:02and he's heading inside
21:03we better warn the skipper
21:06now you rest your weary bones sir
21:08we'll be right back
21:09in a jiffy
21:10yeah and hurry sonny
21:11oh and
21:12and bring a razor
21:13you know
21:14beards are against regulation
21:23get in there quick
21:24let's go go Granger
21:27hey what the devil is going on here
21:29you get that witch doctor on the double
21:31now go go you numbskull
21:34just who are you calling a numbskull
21:36uh...
21:37how can you give me a hug
21:38how can you...
21:39go go
21:40i mean you're admiral Granger sir
21:42you're captain Bingenden
21:43yes
21:44yeah i was
21:45this morning
21:46back in the good old days
21:47and i'm uh...
21:48mikhail sir
21:49skipper of the PT-73
21:50Bingenden what the devil are you made up for
21:52you've been drinking
21:53drinking
21:54oh no no no no admiral
21:56i've been out on maneuvers all morning
21:58you see
21:59go go go
22:00and that's when i found the fountain of youth
22:02you don't love youth
22:03you don't love youth
22:04yes only it
22:05it wasn't wacky-packy i was drinking admiral
22:07it was khaki-daki
22:08you see
22:09and instead of making me
22:10young
22:11it made me old
22:12is that right mikhail
22:13oh anything you say sir yes
22:14anything you say
22:15he's been working rather hard lately
22:17now wait a minute
22:18what are you trying to pull here mikhail
22:19it's all true believe me admiral
22:20i was not drinking wacky-packy
22:22but i was drinking khaki-daki
22:24will you belay that Bingenden
22:26i've had enough of your nonsense
22:28no nonsense
22:29now drinking on duty is bad enough
22:31but when you start making fun of my youth program
22:33i'm telling you the truth admiral
22:35will you see ensign parker
22:36he's over 90 feet a day
22:39all right you old fossil out of here
22:41out out
22:42oh well now admiral admiral i want you to meet my executive officer uh ensign parker
22:47he has a pleasure to meet you sir
22:48parker you traitor
22:49what are you doing young you're an old man
22:51i don't know easy captain
22:52all right Bingenden
22:53i've had enough of your shenanigans
22:55and take off that ridiculous makeup
22:58makeup
22:59i'm young again
23:00i'm young
23:01well i guess we'll be on our way admiral
23:03not so fast commander
23:04i'll need you two minutes witnesses
23:06this drunken impersonation has gone too far
23:08oh no no no admiral
23:10i don't know anything about the makeup
23:11i don't understand about that at all
23:12but i know i never drink on duty hours do i mikhail
23:15oh that's right captain that's right
23:17that's right
23:18he never drinks on duty hours
23:19you better take a big swallow
23:20see you must be dying for it
23:21but you say
23:22it's liquor
23:28pure unadulterated liquor
23:31that's liquor all right
23:33i guess the cat's out of the bags
23:36i'll say it is
23:37Binghamton
23:38i want to talk to you in your office
23:40hello
23:41give me a hand here
23:42that was the narrow escape of all time
23:51i don't care what mother says
23:52i'm gonna have a drink
23:53not too much not too much you're a grown boy
23:57come on boys keep working the gunners just started up another batch
24:04oh please
24:06all right
24:07capen covered carpenter
24:08yes sir over there
24:09come on
24:10hey it's captain Binghamton
24:11no it's snow white
24:12come to take our seven dwarfs off to leavenworth
24:14give it a bit
24:16but captain we were just refining a little machine gun oil
24:18so we find it's better than navy issue
24:20machine gun oil
24:21McHale i almost lost my stripes because of you and your gang of bootleggers
24:25now i've got you
24:27evidence and all
24:28look at that
24:29machine gun oil my aunt matilda
24:31you try to poison me
24:36that's oil
24:37how dare you lubricate your commanding office
24:40i'm sorry sir
24:41but look at it this way sir
24:42at least you're good for another 10,000 miles
25:01i've got a magic gun
25:17how dare you
25:18how dare you
25:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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