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The plot centers on a clumsy British Sub-Lieutenant temporarily assigned to McHale's crew by a suspicious Binghamton. This is part of Binghamton's plan, which is ultimately thwarted by the bumbling Britisher.
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00:00I have everything now. I've got crumpets, gingerbread cookies, scones.
00:10Excuse me, sir, but aren't you going to an awful lot of trouble for a British sub-lieutenant?
00:15After all, sir, that's as low as an ensign in our Navy.
00:17Don't you think I know that, you boob?
00:20It so happens that this particular British sub-lieutenant is the first cousin of Admiral Cliveden Summers.
00:26Now I get it, sir. And if you can make a good impression on his cousin,
00:29then Comfleet will find out about it, and then...
00:32Very smart.
00:33Yes, let me go. Now let me see, where was I? Watercress sandwiches.
00:38Hi, Captain, you sent for us?
00:39Mikael, don't you ever...
00:41Stop knocking when I'm talking to you.
00:43You're going to invite us to a tea party.
00:45Don't put that down, you dunks.
00:47The thing I'd invite you to is a glass of hemlock on the rocks.
00:51Mikael, listen, any minute, sub-lieutenant Cliveden is due here.
00:55He is the first cousin of Admiral Cliveden Summers of His Majesty's fleet.
00:58He is coming here for temporary duty.
01:01Well, if there's any way we can help, sir, we'll be around.
01:04No, no, no, no. No, you will not be around. That's just it.
01:08You and your bunch of cutthroats are too uncouth for such a refined British officer and gentleman.
01:14So you are barred from this space until further notice, and that's an order.
01:19Well, if that's the way you want it, sir. Come on, Chuck.
01:21But, sir, I think you're making a mistake. After all, I'm an expert on etiquette.
01:25Why, back at dancing school, whenever we had a tea party...
01:27Dancing school? Give me my...
01:29Oh! Oh!
01:31Well, now, see, that's what I mean, sir. You never corp yourself first.
01:33You see, in the correct...
01:34Oh, no, no, no!
01:36Oh, no, no!
01:38Sir, please, not the scones!
01:39Oh!
01:40Sir, please, not the scones!
02:10You almost ruined me, you stupid nitwits.
02:31Captain, me...
02:32Stop!
02:33What's up about your teacup?
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35What's up?
02:36You have to barge in here like that? What do you have managed?
02:38But, sir, sir, he's coming up the steps now.
02:40Sir, it's Sub-Lieutenant Cliveden.
02:42All right. Just stand back and learn, you clods.
02:45It's about to see a man schooled in dignity and grace.
02:49Come in.
02:52Sub-Lieutenant Cliveden reporting for duty, sir.
02:55All right.
02:55Welcome to Territupe, my lieutenant.
02:58Oh, thank you, sir.
02:59Oh, pardon me.
03:00Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
03:01Oh, here, I'll get that.
03:02Oh!
03:04Sorry, sir.
03:05Oh, that's quite all right, boy.
03:07That's quite all right.
03:08Accidents do happen, you know.
03:10Uh, Carpenter, you...
03:11Oh, I got it, sir.
03:14Good, good.
03:14How about a little spot of tea, lieutenant?
03:16It's about that time.
03:17Oh, thank you, sir.
03:19That won't hit the mark.
03:19Yes.
03:25I say, rather clumsy of me, what?
03:28Oh, no, no.
03:29That's quite all right, lieutenant.
03:30I mean, it was a silly place to leave the tea cart
03:32right in the middle of the room.
03:34In plain sight.
03:37That's my service record, sir.
03:38And I'd best go and fetch my gear
03:39before I cause any more trouble.
03:41No trouble?
03:41Oh, no, no, no, lieutenant.
03:42No trouble at all.
03:53Oh, no.
03:55No?
03:56That was my best china.
03:59What kind of a dumbbell did they send me?
04:01Why, he's a bigger klutz than Enson Parker.
04:05What does the service record look like?
04:08It's right here, sir.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:09That's just the most unnerving thing.
04:11Well, he's certainly been on a lot of bases.
04:16Well, no wonder.
04:17He's practically a one-man demolition squad.
04:19He's practically destroyed every base he's been on.
04:22No, no, sir.
04:22Sir, sir, sir, I'm sorry, but you're wrong.
04:24It says right here he's a hero.
04:26He was personally responsible for the sinking of three boats, sir.
04:29A hero.
04:29Dope pinhead.
04:30The three boats that he sunk were three boats that he was assigned to.
04:33Better get rid of him before he sinks one of ours, sir.
04:35Wait a minute, Carpenter.
04:41Wait a minute.
04:42That man wasn't sent from England.
04:44He came direct from heaven.
04:47Ready for assignment, sir.
04:48Sir, you're priceless ships clocking.
04:55Oh, well, I'm dreadfully sorry, sir.
04:57Yeah, well, fish touch, Lieutenant, fish touch.
05:00I mean, priceless ships clocks are a dime a dozen, but men like you are worth your weight and gold, boy.
05:06Captain, sir, after the...
05:08I'll take nothing of it.
05:09You come from such a long line of distinguished naval officers that you probably just don't have your land legs.
05:15I'm sure you'll feel right at home again just as soon as you're back on a boat.
05:19You mean you're going to put me on sea duty, sir?
05:22Oh, yes, my boy, yes.
05:24As of now, you can consider yourself assigned to the PT-73.
05:29Oh, thank you, sir.
05:31And don't worry about me, sir.
05:32I won't let you down.
05:33I'll give it a good bash.
05:34Yes, you do that.
05:36In fact, I'm counting on it.
05:39All right.
05:43But, sir, I thought you said you didn't want him associating with uncultured rowdies like us.
05:49Yes, well, on second thought, McHale, I thought that perhaps some of Cliveden's outstanding qualities might have an effect on you.
05:57A permanent effect.
05:59Sir, sir, Lieutenant Cliveden is stowing his gear in his hut.
06:03Oh, good, good, good.
06:04Now, McHale, for your information, Lieutenant Cliveden is personally responsible for the sinking of three boats.
06:12Now, I would like to see you make that four.
06:15You read me?
06:17Oh, please.
06:18Yes, sir.
06:18All right, let's shove off to the main base, all right?
06:21Yes, bye-bye, Captain.
06:22Goodbye, McHale.
06:23Goodbye.
06:23All right, cast off that line.
06:25Oh, sure.
06:25I'll get that.
06:26No, stop it.
06:27Get out of here.
06:28Oh, you're right.
06:30First thing you've done...
06:31Hold up!
06:36I'll kill you one of these days.
06:37I swear I'll kill you.
06:41Now, watch it.
06:43Let Cliveden take care of it.
06:46Get it, Skip.
06:47How come we're stuck with a crumpet snatcher?
06:49Who needs it?
06:49Yeah, I don't know.
06:50We're doing all right.
06:51Oh, boy.
06:53I've got all the red, but I'll never leave.
06:56Hey, Fooch, you better head for the hills, boy.
06:58We've got a British officer over here on temporary duty.
07:00Oh, sir.
07:02Since when, Limey is more important than hard-working P.W.?
07:05Move, move, move.
07:07Come on.
07:08Well, I'll try, you man.
07:09Don't argue.
07:10What are you kidding me?
07:11Poor Fooch.
07:12What a rough deal.
07:13Who needs this British creep?
07:14Never mind, never mind.
07:16This guy happens to be the first cousin of Admiral Cliveden Summers,
07:21so mind your manners.
07:22Yeah, not only that, but he sunk three boats, single-handed.
07:26And should be a big help during business hours, so...
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:29He must be a big help.
07:30No, sir.
07:34Sub-Lieutenant Cedric, Cliveden reporting for duty, sir.
07:37Hi.
07:38Hi.
07:39Hey, glad to have you aboard.
07:41Mr. Parker here will show you around the boat before we go out and patrol.
07:44Oh, jolly good.
07:45Oh, right, Skip.
07:46Follow me this way, Cedric will talk.
07:49We'll have a turn around the ruddy deck.
07:51I think you'll find that she's a ripping yawl, crashing crew, all that sort of product.
07:56Hi, Joe Venson, the way you talk.
07:58Have you ever lived in England?
07:59England?
08:00Oh, no, no.
08:01But I saw a yank at Oxford 11 times.
08:04Oh, I think you'll find that this is the gangplank,
08:09or as you say in England, the mob timber.
08:12Mob timber.
08:12I don't believe I've ever heard it called that before.
08:15You never have, huh?
08:16Oh, well, you stick with me and you'll pick up on all this British slang.
08:20Well, after you.
08:22Yes.
08:22Here.
08:23Careful now, because it's water.
08:26What do you have to do?
08:28You've got to be careful.
08:29Hey.
08:33You say, rather clumsy on me, old chap.
08:36Yes.
08:37Well, don't worry, old-timer.
08:38Couldn't have done it without me, you know.
08:40Yes.
08:40Can we have another go at it?
08:42All right.
08:42I'll hear you, Sheriff.
08:43Would you look at those two?
08:45Boy, and I thought Baudible was dead.
08:47That guy makes Mr. Parker look like Fred Astaire.
08:50Oh, yeah.
08:51Huh?
08:52Uh.
08:53Yeah.
08:54All right.
08:54Look, why don't you let me go first, huh?
08:56Maybe you just follow me.
08:57Very good.
08:58All right.
08:58Hey, enemy plane coming in at 3 o'clock.
09:04Why, come on, boys.
09:05Let's go.
09:05Hold it.
09:06All right.
09:06Open up.
09:07All right.
09:07Come on.
09:08Open fire.
09:08Let's go.
09:09Well, who do you like to bless me, sir?
09:11Cliveden on this boat.
09:12We fight buffet style.
09:13Grab a gun, start shooting.
09:20Hold it, C-Drink.
09:21He's up there.
09:223 o'clock.
09:23All right, son.
09:24Big man.
09:24Hey, we're friends.
09:33Hey, hold your fire.
09:36Hold your fire.
09:37Ah, my fingers stopped him.
09:45All right.
09:50All right, Cliveden.
09:51What do you got to say for yourself?
09:52Now, don't be too rough on him, Skip.
09:53After all, you're talking to a man who sunk three nip boats.
09:56Nip boats?
09:57Good Lord, no.
09:58The three boats I sunk were the ones I was assigned to.
10:01You mean boats on our side?
10:03Cedric, I'm beginning to worry about you.
10:05Now I get it.
10:06That's why Binghamton assigned you to our boat.
10:09That's right, sir.
10:09He offered me one last chance as a favor to my cousin, Clive.
10:14Well, I suppose that jolly well ruins my Navy career, what?
10:17That's all lead bottom for you.
10:18Yeah, he tried to sink us.
10:20We ought to tell him off.
10:21Wait a minute.
10:22Nobody's going to tell anybody what happened here.
10:25What?
10:25You mean you won't send us back in, Clive?
10:27No.
10:30Be right back, Skip.
10:31Wait for me.
10:33Hey, Skip.
10:34Have you flipped?
10:34Mr. Parker's bad enough.
10:36With this British bazooka board, we're lucky we lived through tea time.
10:38Ah, well, poor guy was only trying to help out.
10:41Maybe we put him in a nice, safe place.
10:43We could shape him up.
10:45How about London?
10:45And that's a nice, safe place.
10:48Here, let me help you up.
10:54Easy does it, Lieutenant.
10:56Now, look.
10:57We need a top man to kind of stay behind here and guard our island against enemy infiltration.
11:02And it's a vital job, Cedric.
11:04So, what do you say, huh?
11:06Oh, thank you, sir.
11:08I won't let you down.
11:08I promise.
11:09Oh, you've made me so happy, sir.
11:12I swear to God.
11:14Oh, you've made me so happy, sir.
11:45I say, oh, boy.
11:46Don't move.
11:47Oh, you've made me so happy, old chap.
11:49Don't speak Japanese.
11:50Now, don't move.
11:52I've got your cover, you see.
11:54According to the international conventions of war, I hereby declare that...
11:59You are my prisoner.
12:07Sir, Captain Binghamton.
12:14Don't you stand there panting.
12:16Quick.
12:16Any news for 73?
12:17Well, sir, Lieutenant Clygdon is here.
12:20Clygdon?
12:20Well, he's back so soon.
12:22I hope.
12:22Send him in.
12:23Yes, sir.
12:23Well, what I wanted to tell you, sir...
12:24Move.
12:25Move.
12:25Move.
12:25I said...
12:26Yes, sir.
12:27Oh, Lieutenant, please.
12:29Captain Binghamton, sir.
12:34What?
12:34Sly, sir.
12:35Oh, you look awful, boy.
12:37Oh, you must have been terrible.
12:39Tell me, where did the boat go down?
12:41The boat, sir?
12:42Oh, don't feel badly about sinking the 73.
12:45I mean, after all, this is wartime.
12:47You've got to expect this.
12:48Oh, but, sir, I didn't sink the 73.
12:50I didn't even go out on patrol.
12:52You didn't?
12:53You see, while I was capturing this nip...
12:55Oh!
12:55Oh, sir.
12:56Rumbling, rumbling.
12:57What's the matter with you?
13:00Did you say capturing a nip?
13:02Well, yes, sir.
13:02You see, sir, that's what I was trying to tell you.
13:05Bring in the prisoners.
13:10Well, uh...
13:11Yes, sir, sir.
13:12Would you look at this sniveling little rat
13:16quaking in his boots?
13:19Ah!
13:19Look at that.
13:21He tried to strike an American.
13:22Oh, there's nothing they won't stoop to.
13:24That can dry on him, Elroy.
13:25It's dangerous.
13:26Oh, this is brilliant, man.
13:28This is absolutely brilliant.
13:30Oh, I wouldn't say that, sir.
13:33I would.
13:34It was brilliant of me to assign you to McHale's Island.
13:37Elroy, prepare a message for conflict,
13:39telling them of my courageous capture
13:41of this ferocious nip.
13:43Oh, but, sir...
13:44Oh, and I don't forget to mention
13:45Lieutenant Cliven's name.
13:47Yes, sir.
13:48Thank you very much, sir.
13:49All right, Cliven.
13:50If one thing you'll find out about me,
13:52I never hog the spotlight.
13:54I'm sure your cousin the Admiral
13:56will be very happy to hear how you helped me.
13:58Oh, I certainly hope so, sir.
13:59And I can't wait to see Commander McHale's face
14:02when I tell him the good news.
14:05Tell me it didn't, Cliven.
14:08Please, tell me it didn't.
14:11Terribly sorry, sir,
14:11but nobody told me.
14:13I mean, how was I to know Fuji was one of your group?
14:15Oh, dear.
14:19Fouled it up again, haven't I, chaps?
14:21That's not your fault, Cedric.
14:22Those Japanese dog tags could have fooled anybody.
14:25It's okay.
14:26You were just doing your duty.
14:28How are they going to get Fuji back
14:29before old Leadbottom turns him into Sukiyaki?
14:31Hold on.
14:32Hold on.
14:33I've got a ripping idea.
14:35Suppose I contact my cousin,
14:37Admiral Cliven Summers,
14:38and tell him what happened,
14:40and have him explain to the captain
14:41what her dear friend Fuji is to all of us.
14:44Hey, you know, he may have something there.
14:46Yeah.
14:47A firing squad and seven blindfolds.
14:49Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
14:51It might just work.
14:54Admiral Cliven Summers.
14:56It might just work.
14:58I don't get it.
14:59Well, as you will, old chap, you will.
15:01Gather round, boys.
15:02Now, look.
15:03Here's what we're going to do.
15:05All right, now you better talk.
15:07You talk.
15:08You don't scare me.
15:09I know you're kind.
15:09Come on.
15:11Don't move out, shoot.
15:12Oh, thank you.
15:13Easy, easy, does it, sir.
15:16I found out that you captured a nip on our island, sir,
15:18and...
15:19It's true.
15:26He sure looks tough, sir.
15:28It looks tough, McHale.
15:29Why is it killer?
15:30Captain Binghamton!
15:31Sir, there's someone here to see you.
15:33Well, get rid of him.
15:33Can't you see I'm busy?
15:34But, sir, it's Admiral Cliven Summers
15:36of His Majesty's fleet, sir.
15:38Admiral who?
15:39Cliven Summers, sir.
15:40I'll send him right in.
15:41Yeah, that's what I came over to tell you about, sir.
15:42You see, Lieutenant Cliven sent a message to the Admiral
15:45telling him all about the nip he captured.
15:48Oh, he did, did he?
15:50Ten hut!
15:56Admiral, Captain Binghamton, it's your service, sir.
15:58It's so nice to have you here.
15:59No time for Roddy's speeches now.
16:02Cedric had telegrammed me that he had captured a nip.
16:05Oh, yes, yes, he did, Admiral, that's true.
16:07I mean, we did, Admiral.
16:08We did very good.
16:09Now, be careful, he's a sneaky little devil
16:11and he's a killer, Admiral.
16:12Fine.
16:12Let him get it.
16:13I'll take over here.
16:15Now, let's have a look.
16:18Here he gets.
16:19I don't believe it.
16:21Percy!
16:22Yes, you see, Admiral, I...
16:23Percy?
16:24Admiral, did you just call this nip Percy?
16:27Shh!
16:28It's only his code name.
16:30His real name...
16:32His real name is pretty secret agent XJ2.
16:36Oh, yes, XJ1, XJ2.
16:38Did you hear me say shh?
16:39I just said shh to him.
16:40Quiet!
16:41Well, even his fellow intelligent officers
16:43don't know his real name.
16:44He's the Mata Hari of the South Pacific.
16:46Oh, well, Mata Hari was a woman.
16:49Cheers, yes, yes, well, uh...
16:51She was.
16:51Sure, well, yes, of course, we are.
16:53Oh, man, we know that.
16:54That's part of the secret, don't you see?
16:55He's marvelous at disguises.
16:57Simply marvelous.
16:57Come on, man.
17:01Honey, who?
17:02Old bean?
17:03Pip-pip!
17:04Oh!
17:05British, all right.
17:06Oh, now, wait a minute.
17:08Wait a minute.
17:08What is it with this Pip-Pip?
17:10He's a nip.
17:11I know it says made in Japan on him someplace.
17:13No, no, no, no, no.
17:15That's part of the secret.
17:16Why, he's as British as Irish linen.
17:19Yes, why, do his pay-to-well.
17:21Yes, made a fortune and used tea bags.
17:24Right, old dog?
17:25Oh, rather.
17:26Huh?
17:27Admiral, sir, are you suggesting that Captain Binghamton has captured one of your top intelligence agents?
17:34You jolly well know I am.
17:36Well, this is treason.
17:37I'll have you hung.
17:38Yes, from the highest Chutneyum.
17:42Yeah, yeah.
17:43Good show.
17:45Admiral, Admiral.
17:46Sorry, Captain.
17:47This is war.
17:49Oh, McHale.
17:50You've got to do something to save your pearl, your commander.
17:52Oh, now, what can I do?
17:55You went around telling everybody you captured, well, you know who, and, well, you've ruined our allies, number one spies.
18:02Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:03I haven't told a soul.
18:05Oh, you told the whole world.
18:06You did.
18:07You did.
18:07You did.
18:07He told you.
18:08I heard it.
18:08Oh, don't you believe me?
18:09Nobody knows but us.
18:11Not even Comfleet?
18:12Oh, no, no, no.
18:13This is the message that I was going to send Comfleet.
18:16There.
18:16Look at that.
18:17I made it all gone.
18:19Hey, that is ripping.
18:20Ripping.
18:22Hey, I get off a good one now and again, don't I?
18:27Destroy the evidence.
18:29Madam, what do you think, sir?
18:31Since no one else knows, we can sneak Percy back behind the nip lines and nobody can be any the wiser.
18:38You may have something there.
18:40Stay tuned.
18:41Say, Percy, it best you've about to been, haven't they?
18:44Lost your monocle.
18:45Lucky I have another one.
18:47Ripping, blooming, ruddy.
18:49Old Admiral's son.
18:52Admiral's son.
18:53He's been away so long.
18:55Yes.
18:56We'd best be on our way, Admiral.
18:57Come along, Percy.
18:59Right, sir.
19:00I say, old bean, which way to Mandalay?
19:02Oh, it's...
19:03Of course, you understand, Admiral, this whole thing has been a dreadful mistake.
19:09Well, we'd better be shoving off now, Captain.
19:11And you'd better get below the X-J-2.
19:13Shh.
19:13No nimes, please.
19:15I, Percy, you know.
19:16Yes, sir.
19:17Don't you forget.
19:18Slip the lip and I'll have you hauled through Trafalgar Square by your scuppers.
19:21Well, then don't worry about the captain.
19:23He'll be quiet.
19:24Yes, I don't know.
19:25You can't trust these ruddy colonials, you know.
19:27Look at Benedictine.
19:27Oh, no, no, Admiral, believe me, I wouldn't say anything for all the tea in China.
19:30Yeah, no.
19:31That's another thing, the Boston tea party.
19:32Ow!
19:37Good grief.
19:38It's my cousin, Admiral Cliveton Summers.
19:41Hi-ho, and sayonara.
19:44Ah, well, we'd better be shoving off now, sir.
19:46Bye-bye.
19:47That'd be a good idea.
19:48Yes.
19:48Just a minute, gentlemen.
19:52Could you tell me where I can find Captain Binghamton?
19:54Hi, I'm Captain Binghamton, sir.
19:56Oh, good.
19:57I'm Admiral Cliveton Summers, and I was hoping that you might find...
20:01Oh, hello, Cedric.
20:05Now, wait a minute.
20:06You can't be Admiral Cliveton Summers.
20:08He's Admiral Cliveton Summers.
20:10Uh, well, telly-ho, pip-pip, and all that rot.
20:12Yeah, well, excuse us, Admiral, we'll be shoving off now.
20:15What the deuce is going on here?
20:18Arie!
20:19Hey, Arie, come on, man.
20:20It's at 10 o'clock.
20:21My job, it's Sneaky Samuel.
20:23Hey, Arie, come on, everybody hit the shoulder.
20:25All right, come on, man, those guys fight.
20:27We're sitting dutch here.
20:30May I be of help?
20:31Yeah, just stay out of the way.
20:32We got all the trouble we can handle now.
20:34All right, let them handle it, chaps.
20:36I mean, guys.
20:40Oh, dear, there I go again.
20:56Boy, look at that thing go.
20:58That torpedo's headed right for the ammo dump.
21:01Come on, you guys.
21:02Come on, boys, get that dippy before he gets us.
21:03See, Rick, you got it.
21:10A direct hit on the ammo dump.
21:14The shrapnel knocked that vomit out of the sky.
21:16Lieutenant Garno.
21:18I did.
21:22Attention.
21:22Well, I must say that that was the most unusual way of downing a dip zero that I've ever seen.
21:34Oh, yes, sir.
21:35It sure was, sir.
21:36Yes, sir.
21:36And the lieutenant that gets all the credits, sir, he thought of the whole maneuver.
21:42Yes.
21:42Why, he's a fighting man.
21:43See, you can simply top draw.
21:45Yes.
21:45Admiral, it's time we got to the bottom of this and find out just who this fake admiral is.
21:49I mean, ow, it can't be two of you with the same name.
21:53Admiral, sir, I can explain.
21:54No explanation is necessary, Cedric.
21:57I've always wanted to meet the other admiral in the family.
22:01Very nice indeed to meet you, Reggie.
22:04Oh, yes.
22:05Here's why, uh, jolly by joke, you.
22:08Here.
22:08But, but, but, but, but.
22:09Will you stop yammering, Binghampton?
22:12You ought to be back in your office writing up commendations for every one of these brave lads.
22:16Captain, did you hear the admiral?
22:18Yes.
22:19Why, what are you doing lollygagging around here, you clod?
22:21Why, uh, Sally Forth on the quadruple.
22:23Yes.
22:25Bye, bye, bye.
22:25Move, move, move.
22:26Bye, bye.
22:27Bye-bye.
22:28Slow man.
22:31Remind me to put that bounder on report.
22:33He's the only rotten egg in the whole Blooming Wicket.
22:36Oh, you can drop that dreadful accent now, young man.
22:38The captain's gone.
22:40He is.
22:40Yeah.
22:41Well, now, I say, well, um, no, I, I think I'm in big trouble.
22:45Ah, but, hang on, Chuck, hang on.
22:47And, uh, admiral, I don't know how we'll ever be able to thank you for getting us off the hook, but we sure are grateful, sir.
22:53Oh, I'm not half as grateful as I am.
22:55After all, getting you out of a bit of a jam was the very least I could do.
22:58Ha-ha.
22:59After all, you've made a man out of Cedric.
23:02And for that, you have my thanks.
23:04And as for you, Cedric, I think it's about time that we moved you to a new assignment.
23:09Oh, wonderful, sir.
23:10Is it a destroyer?
23:11Or perhaps a carrier?
23:13No, something a little smaller.
23:15A desk.
23:17Oh, well.
23:18At least I came up to scratch once in my life.
23:21Thanks to you, Commander McHale.
23:23And you, Miss Parker.
23:26Sir.
23:31Keep standing.
23:32I'll save you, Cedric.
23:35Oh, no.
23:42Oh.
23:44That's my cousin Cedric.
23:50Yes, sir.
23:51And that's my Ensign Parker.
23:58Listen, listen, listen.
24:00Oh, dear Commander McHale,
24:01I thought you chaps would be happy to know
24:03I've been promoted twice already.
24:06Hey.
24:06I'm now in charge of testing new naval equipment.
24:09Come on, Skip.
24:10That's not the same Cedric we knew.
24:12No, no, no.
24:12Wait a minute.
24:13They leave me alone with all new equipment for 24 hours.
24:17If it still works after that,
24:18it goes right into combat.
24:21Well, that's our Cedric.
24:23Here you open now
24:24and tell all the lads
24:25to have a beer on me
24:27as ever climbed in.
24:29How you talking, old sock, huh?
24:30I'm for that with the beer in it.
24:32Hey, food front center.
24:39The name is XJ2, chaps.
24:41Pip-pip and other sort of rot.
24:43Get out of your hand!
24:58Get out of your hand!
24:59The End
25:29The End
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