- 10 hours ago
Binghamton tries to frame the 73 Crew for the manufacture and sale of illegal liquor, and has them all thrown into the brig, pending an investigation.
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00:00Okay, Willie.
00:14Hurry, hurry, men.
00:15Every minute counts.
00:24Emergency delivery.
00:25Tell the boys to get ready to operate.
00:26Oh, sorry, Grover.
00:27Nobody got our emergency delivery for this month.
00:29Sergeant Callahan.
00:31Callahan?
00:31Who's he?
00:32He's with that new bomber squadron.
00:34Charges $2 a bottle less than you guys.
00:37From now on, we're going Air Corps.
00:38The only way to fly.
00:41What about that Fink Callahan?
00:44Low-boiling our prices.
00:45It's getting where you can't trust anybody anymore.
00:48Ah, forget it, men.
00:50We've got lots more clients to service.
00:51And besides, remember the Hippocratic Oath.
00:55Next stop, the nurses' quarters.
00:59Door-to-door beauty products.
01:12Gruber's wrinkle remover.
01:13Ah, you look beautiful tonight, sweetheart.
01:19I do?
01:20Well, thank you, Gruber.
01:22Captain Binghamton.
01:23Yes, Captain Binghamton.
01:24What are you doing at the nurses' quarters this hour of the night?
01:27Wah, wah, wah, wah.
01:28Nurses' quarters?
01:29Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
01:31Hey, well, I...
01:32I mean, if I didn't...
01:34Shall we call to the standoff, sir?
01:36I won't tell anybody.
01:38If you won't...
01:39Gruber, you'll come back here.
01:45You'll take us, because you're all under arrest.
01:52Come back here, you murderers.
01:54You hit-and-run hot roddies.
01:56I was in the crosswalk.
01:58I was in the crosswalk.
02:26Hey, what a bum rap.
02:49Yeah, we've been doing great for months.
02:51Yeah, and then along comes the air car.
02:52I'd love to get my hands on that Callahan.
02:54Imagine cutting off prices.
02:56Yeah, what's happening to Fair Play?
02:57You can't trust a fella crook anymore.
02:59Come on, Callahan.
03:00Let's go.
03:01We're gonna be late.
03:02Callahan.
03:04Callahan?
03:04So that's him.
03:05No good creep.
03:06Let's go get him.
03:07Easy does it, Buck.
03:09We'll be back to the field in plenty of time.
03:11All right, wise guys.
03:13I'm Gruber.
03:14Oh, yeah?
03:16Well, I'm Queen of the May.
03:17Oh, get funny.
03:19Hey, what's the idea of muscling in?
03:20Yeah, we got the booze concession around here.
03:23That's what you think, sailor boy.
03:24Hey, you like to live dangerously?
03:28Yeah.
03:30Talking to him.
03:32You're like a punch in your wild blue yonder.
03:34Come back here, Callahan.
03:36Come back here.
03:36Hey.
03:38Let me at him.
03:41Yeah?
03:41Hey.
03:42Hey, Frank, get up.
03:45Hey.
03:48Oh, you black prices.
03:51Frank it up.
03:51Oh, Frank.
03:52Get out of here.
03:54Get up.
03:55How'd you like to try another island, you coward?
03:57Oh, you crooks.
03:58You're chingling.
03:59Yeah, come on, Beck.
04:00I'll take you out of myself.
04:01Hold it.
04:02Hold it.
04:02Hold it.
04:03Hold it.
04:04Well, will you stop?
04:07Oh, what's this all about?
04:09Well, they're trying to move in on our bootlegging operation.
04:11The name of those guys.
04:13Bootlegging?
04:14I thought it was inter-service rivalry.
04:16So that's what this is all about.
04:18I thought I told you eight balls to break up that still.
04:21We just turned out one more batch.
04:23After it's gone, we're going straight.
04:24Honest.
04:25Oh, you're going to go straight, all right.
04:28Straight to where you hid the bottles.
04:29And I, personally, am going to help you take an inventory with an axe.
04:34All right, now, you men heard the skipper.
04:36No more booze making here on this naval installation.
04:39Now, we don't mind you sneaking a little drink once in a while, but...
04:41Hanson Parker, you and the men mind coming along with me?
04:47I've just seen the most fascinating seashells by the seashore to add to our collection.
04:54Come on, let's get out of here.
04:56Oh, yes, Captain.
04:57You can take my word for it.
04:59McHale and his mobsters were out bootlegging again last night.
05:03I almost caught them right in the act.
05:06Almost isn't good enough.
05:07I've told you a dozen times we can't prosecute McHale without proof.
05:11Proof?
05:12How do I get proof on a bunch of crooks like that?
05:15Every time I sneak up on them, they drink the evidence.
05:18Captain, if you'll come over here, we can try again tonight.
05:21We'll rush them and you can smell their breath.
05:23Binghamton, have you ever thought of taking a nice long leave?
05:26You need a rest.
05:28And so do I.
05:29Now, don't you dare call me about McHale again unless you've got evidence.
05:34Boat Captain Shepard.
05:35Captain Shepard.
05:37Oh, of all luck.
05:38Oh, Captain Binghamton, look at you.
05:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:43How about you staggering in here pouring booze all over your commanding officer?
05:47I'm sorry, sir.
05:47Please speak of me, sir.
05:48But, sir, we've really got Commander McHale this time.
05:50You were right about that bootlegging, sir.
05:52This is the evidence right here.
05:53I'm sorry I spilled it on you, sir.
05:55But, sir, I found six cases and a still hidden in the old ammo shack, sir.
05:59And it's homemade whiskey, all right, sir.
06:00Well, I did taste a little of it, sir, in the line of duty, of course.
06:04Quite all right, Elroy.
06:05That's quite all right.
06:07Pour yourself another one.
06:09Pour yourself a dozen.
06:10Oh, thank you, sir.
06:11You're more than kind.
06:11Pour a dozen, Elroy.
06:13This is my lucky day.
06:14I finally got the evidence on McHale.
06:16You, sir.
06:17But, sir, I was the one who found the evidence.
06:18Shut up.
06:18Shut up and drink.
06:20Oh, get me the fleet legal officer.
06:23I'll be back on the phone.
06:24On the double.
06:24Hurry up.
06:25Let me see.
06:26I'm going to need a squad of Marines.
06:28I'm going to need fingerprint equipment.
06:30I'm going to need a camera.
06:32Oh, I tell you, Captain Elliot Ness is going in there.
06:35Oh, yes.
06:36So you have Commander McHale on Article 14 this time, sir.
06:39It's illegal profiteering during a time of war.
06:42Well, bon voyage, ex-Commander McHale.
06:48I've also got him on Article 16.
06:51I was trying to poison his commanding officer.
06:53I like it, sir.
06:56Hello, Captain Shepard here.
06:58Uh, Captain, hello.
06:59Um, I've finally got the proof on McHale, Captain.
07:03A hundred proof.
07:04And I'm telling you guys, for the last time,
07:07no more boots.
07:10That's right.
07:11No more boots.
07:13Aw, come on, Skip.
07:14Have a heart.
07:15How come we have to suffer while Callahan runs wild?
07:18And I thought there was justice in this world.
07:20I'll give you guys justice.
07:22Callahan or no Callahan,
07:23and your bootlegging days are over.
07:26Yeah, your bootlegging days are over.
07:31Skip, boy, this sure is hard liquor.
07:33Do you want to trade places?
07:34Maybe we could get the job done a lot faster.
07:36Yeah, all right.
07:36Skip, can't we save a couple of bottles?
07:38Get, get.
07:39In case a snake bite.
07:41It's a big year for snakes.
07:42The answer is no.
07:44N-O.
07:46That's right.
07:47No.
07:47N-O.
07:48Uh, here, Skip.
07:53I never could have handled my liquor.
07:55Oh.
08:07Are you sure you spread the word
08:08that we're going to destroy this ammo shack tomorrow?
08:11Oh, yes, sir.
08:12And I made sure that McHale and his men overheard me, sir.
08:15Oh, good.
08:16That means they'll be by here tonight for sure.
08:19I get so happy
08:21when I think of the fact
08:22that I am finally going to get McHale
08:23and I tingle.
08:24I positively tingle.
08:27Here they come.
08:27Oh, congratulations, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:29Get on that.
08:30Yes, sir.
08:31Now.
08:32All right, McHale, put your hands up.
08:34I finally got you a racket.
08:36The devil.
08:38Who are you, man?
08:39Who, who?
08:39Uh, Sergeant Callahan,
08:41Army Air Force Ordnance, sir.
08:43There's been a terrible mistake.
08:44There's been a mistake?
08:46You're supposed to be McHale.
08:47I'm all a fouled up.
08:50This is all your fault, pinhead.
08:52Captain Shepard will be here in the morning
08:54to arrest McHale.
08:55He'll think I'm a, uh, jackass, sir.
08:58Yes, a stupid, idiotic...
08:59Shut your mouth.
09:01Take these men out of here.
09:02Get them out of here.
09:03Hurry up.
09:05On a double.
09:06I thought I had McHale right in the palm of my hand
09:09and I could just scream.
09:12I know how you feel, sir.
09:13I could scream, too.
09:15Could you?
09:16Why don't you start first?
09:18Ah!
09:22Uh, Captain Shepard, uh,
09:24Binghamton here.
09:25How are you this evening?
09:27How am I?
09:28You called me up in the middle of the night
09:29to ask how I am?
09:31Well, no, no, no.
09:32I, uh, I called you to save you a trip down here, Captain.
09:35Uh, you, um, you needn't come by here tomorrow.
09:38Binghamton, what are you trying to say?
09:40Well, you see, um, I have McHale,
09:43but, but I don't, uh, quite have him yet.
09:46But when I, when I get him, Captain,
09:48you'll, uh, you'll be the first to know.
09:51Splendid.
09:52And when I line up a good psychiatrist from Comfleet,
09:54you'll be the first to know.
09:56Now, stop bothering me.
10:01Now, I've really got to get the goods on McHale
10:03and you'll begin to think that I'm...
10:05Go ahead and make...
10:05I'm sorry, sir.
10:08I, I forgot to knock.
10:09I'll knock you.
10:10I'll knock your block off, you lounger.
10:12Sir, sir, look, sir,
10:13I got the evidence on Callahan and his gangster.
10:15Here it is.
10:16I had it rushed to develop, sir.
10:17Look, isn't it beautiful?
10:19Beautiful.
10:20It's tragic, that's what it is.
10:22But I...
10:22All my scheming and my conniving,
10:24I've got fingerprints,
10:25I've got photographs,
10:26I've got bootlegging samples,
10:28and what do I end up with?
10:30Callahan.
10:30Callahan.
10:30Callahan.
10:38Of course, that's it.
10:44It doesn't have to be Callahan.
10:47Get me McHale on the phone,
10:48I've got an idea.
10:49Oh, I could tell, sir.
10:50I knew it the minute your nose started to twitch.
10:52Never mind a character analysis.
10:54Get me McHale.
10:55Tell him I want him to meet me
10:56with his man in the old ammo shack in one hour.
10:58Tell him we're going to rendezvous
10:59for, uh, night exercises.
11:02Night exercises, sir?
11:04That's right.
11:04I'm going to exercise my finger
11:06on this shutter release.
11:07Quick, click, click.
11:08Oh, I get it, sir.
11:09Oh, sir, that's brilliant.
11:10I'm so proud of you, sir.
11:11This is the dirtiest trick you've ever pulled.
11:13Please, Elroy, you'll turn my head.
11:14Oh, never to me.
11:16Oh, yes, sir.
11:20I don't get this.
11:22Me neither.
11:22Binghamton never goes on night exercises.
11:24Ew, I wonder what he's up to this time.
11:26What do you think, Rube?
11:27Well, all right, belay that.
11:28You guys aren't paid to think.
11:29You're the enlisted men.
11:31We're the guys who paid to think.
11:32We're the officers.
11:33Uh, what do you think, Skip?
11:36Right now, I'm not earning my pay.
11:38Because this whole thing has got me stumped.
11:40Come on.
11:47Boy, is it dark in here.
11:50What in the blazes is that?
11:51Sounds like less.
11:52Maybe Binghamton has this place booby-trapped.
11:55We haven't heard of a booby-trap with a cork in it.
11:58Look, where are the lights?
12:00Somebody turn on the lights.
12:01Always glad to oblige, McHale.
12:05Thank cheese.
12:08Captain, you can't do this to us.
12:10This is a frame and you know it.
12:11Yes, sir.
12:16Gentlemen, haven't I always been fair to you, Ben?
12:21Now, the only frame about this thing is the one that I'm going to put around it when I hang this lovely picture in my office.
12:31Of all the low-down scurvy tricks.
12:34It's with us for suckers.
12:35And we fell into a trap.
12:36You're nothing but a rotten old man.
12:38Captain, you, you won't get away with this.
12:40Why not?
12:41They say one picture is worth a thousand words.
12:43And besides that, I've got your fingerprints on those bottles.
12:46And another thing.
12:48Sir, that must be your call to the fleet legal officer.
12:50I told him to transfer it here.
12:52Fleet legal officer?
12:53Yes, will you excuse me?
12:56Wait, wait, wait.
12:57How are you?
12:58How are you?
13:00How are you?
13:00I'm here.
13:01Hello, Captain Shepard.
13:03Terribly sorry to disturb you at this hour of the night, Captain, but I got him.
13:08You got who?
13:10Binghamton.
13:11Have you gone out of your mind?
13:12Out of my mind?
13:13Well, of course not.
13:14I told you I'd get McHale and I finally got him.
13:17Foxy Loxy has finally trapped a big bad wolf.
13:21Foxy Loxy?
13:22I have got all the evidence that you wanted on those hoodlums.
13:26I have got photographs.
13:28I've got fingerprints.
13:29And look at this picture.
13:33Look at what picture?
13:34Oh, it's McHale.
13:35The light isn't very good there.
13:36Look at it that way.
13:38Got him with the goods, haven't I?
13:40Now, will you fly down here first thing in the morning, will you?
13:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, will you?
13:44Of course, Binghamton.
13:45I'll be there.
13:46Now, you get a good night's sleep and I'll be down to see Foxy Loxy the first thing in the morning.
13:52Now, now, now, now, now, now, you stop that.
13:57I'll be there for immediate takeoff.
13:59And get me the psychiatric ward, Dr. Moran.
14:02Oh, McHale, you're really through this time.
14:04When Captain Shepard gets here in the morning, McHale and his mob are going to be wiped out.
14:10Oh, sir.
14:11Go ahead, enjoy yourself, Captain.
14:14But remember, every dog has his day.
14:17And the Captain is having his now.
14:20Now, now, now, now, now, you stop that.
14:22Now, if you'll forgive me, I'm going to go beddy-bye now.
14:25And with this beautiful evidence under my pillow, I ought to sleep like a baby.
14:29Huh?
14:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:31Ha, ha, ha.
14:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:37and i thought the nips were our enemy he's really got us over a barrel this time skip
14:46well what do we do well there's only one thing left to do when you're in a hopeless spot like
14:51this fellas what's that let's lay down have a good cry i left my hanky in my other uniform
14:57we can't give up we gotta find some way to break out of here oh sure break out a lot of good that'll
15:02do solid as a rocket never get out of here yeah we're dead hey maybe i can get my mom to beg us
15:08the cake with a file in it there's no use we're here to stay hey fellas look
15:15jumping profit what are you doing here yeah visiting hours aren't a low 800 you want to get in trouble
15:29come on watch out for the guards come on let's get them out of here
15:33how do you like that one of our guys breaking in the jail how could we have you flipped how could
15:40you do a thing like this my pals in big jam i wanted to help atta boy bougie let's let him
15:46out of here hold it move it look what good would that do they'd only catch us and
15:51unless of course we can get out of here and get our hands on that phony evidence
15:57huh hey yeah that's more like yeah but skip binghamton said he was gonna sleep with it under
16:02his pillow that's even better yeah the fleet legal officer already thinks he's flipping
16:08and i'd like to see binghamton explain his way out of the midnight raid of mikhail's mob
16:14one frame deserves another come on all right all right one at a time
16:21are you sure you make a skip i beg your pardon
16:26oh how are you finished mikhail
16:32i really got you this time just as sure as my name is foxy loxy
16:39admiral foxy loxy
16:44what are you supposed to be in the bridge listen you crumb if you don't shut up your
16:54teeth will be smiling at us from all over the floor
16:57hey get easy muscles you know what the boss said no violence unless he refuses to cooperate
17:03boss coast is clear
17:06just uh call me what me friends called me the exterminator and i'm the executive exterminator
17:25you can call me baby face now wait a minute mikhail wait a minute don't you think for one minute
17:30that you're gonna scare me oh relax creep nobody's gonna hurt you as long as you hand over the
17:39evidence you got on me and me mob so that's it well i'm not gonna do it i'm gonna call a brig
17:45hello sorry punk you've just been disconnected let me blast him boss easy baby face
17:56easy let's have the evidence no no no no no i've waited too long for this moment
18:03let me blast him boss here uh i'll put the silence around so it won't give him a headache
18:08i told you once not yet yeah you know the syndicate rules first we discuss things calmly
18:14then we kill you and your big mouth boss if i can't kill him let me kill him i gotta kill
18:22somebody all right look there's not gonna be any killing that's final all right all right boss
18:27no killing well that's better how about a flesh wound just to keep me going i told you he can talk
18:33and bleed at the same time well no no no no don't kill me baby face please don't kill me kill somebody
18:41else i don't want to die uh kill elroy he'll uh he'll be nice for you if i take the evidence
18:47sir there's the evidence please now please baby face i gave the evidence everything is in there
18:50believe me there's the negatives the pictures everything that's a pretty crummy picture he
18:55took of us yeah makes me look fat and bald let me give it to him in the belly no no no not in the belly
19:01please i've got a nervous stomach i got nervous everything's don't you buy anything
19:05look baby face can't you remember any of the rules you know we never kill a sick man that's right
19:12we just rough him up a little hear that you're big shot you they're just gonna rough me up a little
19:17hey i gotta kill somebody i ain't kill anybody all day and it's almost midnight
19:22well all right if you gotta kill somebody here go on kill big mouth will you
19:27oh boy so long big mouth all right boys get them back get in there i'm gonna kill big mouth
19:38oh good
19:38that one did it
19:44gee that was fun
19:51hey boss yeah brass off port bound closing fast
19:57that's cotton shepherd from the fleet legal office came back sooner than i expected
20:03all right boys come on we're on the lam let's go shake the lead and don't forget the stiff
20:09i don't want anybody calling the exterminator a little button let's go
20:13and one word to the fuzz and you get it got it
20:16binghamson open up it's captain shepherd
20:30i'm coming i'm coming help help help
20:34i'm so glad to see you captain i'm so glad to see you
20:37guard quick in there it's mccale and his mob they're getting away the gangsters you're murderers
20:41just take it easy binghamson you don't understand it's even worse than i suspected
20:44mccale is the head of the syndicate syndicate that's right they broke out of the brig and
20:49they were just here and babyface parker he tried to kill me but mccale the exterminator
20:54he wouldn't let him do it but he had him kill pinky grouper instead
20:57yes yes of course of course binghamton i want you to meet dr moran
21:03who i don't need a doctor i don't want i want the fbi everybody up
21:07all right mccale i know you're out there someplace now wherever you are you come out with your hands
21:13all right all right binghamton take it easy take it easy you don't understand they broke out of the
21:18brig they probably killed the guards binghamton the brig is right over there why don't we go and
21:22take a look that's a good idea come on binghamton listen i tell you they're trying to get away
21:25you're probably stealing an airplane right now i tried to tell you all this on the telephone you
21:30wouldn't listen i'm listening i'm listening
21:32oh thank heavens you're still all right mccale and his mob they broke out didn't they tell him
21:43tell him tell him no sir all's well nobody's been in or out all night long like they're lying they
21:48broke out of the brig i saw them captain shepherd arrest this man for perjury yes yes of course
21:53he's probably part of the syndicate captain i can always tell with those beady little eyes
21:57they're gangsters i can't take it easy binghamton the nerve of you you you marine you
22:04these officers will think i've flipped my lid or something i tell you i had mccale and his mob
22:08locked in here and now they've flown the coop as any fool completely
22:11hi captain that's all the fuss what are you doing in there why aren't you out robbing and pillaging
22:18please captain can't you see that gruber has mr parker in checkmate checkmate
22:26now mccale none of your tricks so why aren't you in your tuxedo and gruber why aren't you dead
22:31will you please my queen is in danger now don't you get cute with me and that one the little one
22:38over there that's baby face parker you want to kill me but exterminator mccale said no no he said
22:43shoot pinky gruber and friends captain captain easy does it sir we all understand
22:50this war has been a terrible strain on all of us
22:54easy does it we i think we better get you back to bed now i'm gonna see that you get a nice long
23:05turn day leave now won't that be fun oh oh yes and don't forget to write captain come on wherever
23:11you go i want to stick your hands off me the gangsters i think i'm not afraid of you syndicato syndicates
23:16are you muscles are you pinky are you baby face bye foxy loxy bye
23:21oh uh commander mccale yes god you and your men can go captain shepherd's orders oh and now don't
23:34bother god uh it's late so uh we'll be staying overnight what what are you talking about
23:41i said knock it off we're staying overnight and that is an order
23:47looks like everybody's flipped around here yeah yeah everybody's flipped
23:54case of the jungle jollies on binghamton yeah let's blow this joint why do we have to stay
23:59give us one good reason oh you want a good reason yeah here
24:03now how's that for starters huh we gotta nail this escape hatch shut before we get out of here
24:14that's right good thinking skip see that's why you guys are the men and we're the officers okay let's
24:20fix the escape hatch uh we don't have any tools skip uh how you gonna do that that's a good question
24:27i don't know but we gotta think of something one toolkit coming up fuji who fuji me nikki donip
24:42oh boy that's my syndicate
24:57oh
25:02oh
25:04oh
25:12oh
25:14The End
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