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tv, Only Fools And Horses S02E01 - The Long Legs Of The Law

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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:30I do only fools and horses work
00:32You've seen my teeth
00:50You tried your mouth
00:53Now don't get sarky, Rodney
00:58I had them last night
00:59I'm meant to put them in soak.
01:01I might have left them in the kitchen.
01:05Do you want any breakfast, Rodney?
01:08No, I don't.
01:09My belly's going up and down like Tower Bridge.
01:12I'll see if we've got anything out here for you.
01:16Ah, there you are, Rodney.
01:18Morning.
01:19Great night last night, wasn't it, eh?
01:20Oi, Grandad, I found your teeth.
01:23They were outside by the rubbish chute.
01:26Who's coming out there?
01:28Well, I don't know, do I?
01:29Did you lend them to anyone?
01:31Of course I didn't.
01:33Are you sure?
01:36Here, put a couple of rashes of streaky in that pan for me, will you, Grandad?
01:40That's what you need, Rodney, after a night on the old drink.
01:43Nice drop of the old bacon fat.
01:44Slides down the little red lane like a pint of duckums on a warm morning.
01:51What's the matter with you? You're not still sulking, are you?
01:53No.
01:54Oh.
01:55No.
01:57God, come on, grow up, Rodney.
01:59Grow up, will you?
02:00What's up with him now?
02:02I'll tell you what's the matter with him, shall I, Grandad?
02:05The other day I met a couple of birds, right?
02:07Well, when I say a couple of birds, a mother and her daughter.
02:10Now, I've known them for a long time.
02:11They're two very charming people.
02:13Anyway, I suggested that we made up a foursome, right?
02:17So, last night, we went out for a drink.
02:18We took them out, gave them a nice drink, had a lovely meal, and then, look, him over there, he goes and gets the salts, doesn't he?
02:24What's the matter with you, Rodney? Sounds like a nice evening.
02:28Grandad, when he said we was going out with a mother and her daughter, I assumed that I'd be with the daughter.
02:36Instead of that, he dragged me around every pub in the old Kent Road, holding hands with some old sort, with a cough.
02:41I thought it was a very romantic evening, Rodney.
02:46Well, it well might have been for you, Del.
02:48For me, the night air was filled with all the sensuous promise of a tour round of Sonata gym works.
02:54Here, how's that bacon?
02:55All right.
02:57You didn't get in till four o'clock.
02:59What do you do?
03:00Go back to their place?
03:02No, don't get excited.
03:04We went on to this little spit drinking club I know over New Cross.
03:08Here, you know who was there, Grandad?
03:10Tommy Razzle.
03:11Do you remember Tommy used to live in Caffel's house?
03:14Oh, young Razzle.
03:15Yeah.
03:15Used to have that dog.
03:17Yeah, that's right.
03:18Well, he's married her now.
03:22He's still on the underground.
03:24No, no, no.
03:25Him and Monkey Harris, they've teamed up together.
03:27They put in false ceilings or something.
03:29They'd just come back from Saudi Arabia.
03:30They was putting in a false ceiling in a dental clinic or something.
03:34Anyway, they had a big row, didn't they, Rodney, last night?
03:36Should have seen it.
03:37You see, Tommy, he reckoned that he'd seen a salt beef bar in Jeddah.
03:42And Monkey Harris said, no way.
03:44Anyway, before we knew where we were, they was off, weren't they?
03:47Oh, tables flying, bottles, glasses.
03:50Almost had a call for the manager at one point, didn't I?
03:52Yeah, that's right.
03:53It was as bad as that.
03:54Anyway, somebody phoned the law, right?
03:57And who do they send but a young policewoman?
04:00Well, of course, that was it, wouldn't it?
04:01Should have seen him over there, what?
04:03She hid his eyes, they went all goggly like that.
04:06But then he was sniffing round her.
04:08I was not sniffing round her.
04:10I merely asked her if she needed any assistance.
04:12Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
04:15There was Monkey Harris draped over a keep left sign.
04:17There was Tommy with the handcuffs on.
04:19Their two wives were fighting like a couple of strays.
04:22And this plonker here is trying to fake the arresting officer.
04:26You should have seen it was pathetic he was going home.
04:29Well, I'll, uh, well, I'll fake my car out of pictures tomorrow.
04:34Do you want to come?
04:38The only date that you would have got with her
04:40was 10 o'clock Monday morning, Orsbury Road, Magistrate.
04:43How's that bacon?
04:45Oh, I'll have a look at it.
04:46Good.
04:47Oh, she had called round last night.
04:49Yeah, what do you want?
04:50With these watches.
04:52Eh?
04:53Watches?
04:54Watches, look.
04:56Knocked off, are they?
04:58No, they're not knocked off.
05:01They're knocked off.
05:01He's a comedian, isn't he?
05:03They're knocked off.
05:06Hey, I know.
05:06These are not bad.
05:08Look at that, Rodney.
05:09Look at that.
05:10What do you think of that, eh?
05:12Respondez-vous si vous plaie, isn't it, that one?
05:15Hey, they're not bad, is it, Holmes?
05:16No.
05:17Yeah, I reckon that's a longine or a cartier.
05:20Yeah?
05:20Yeah.
05:20Trigger said they're four quid each.
05:25Oh, well.
05:27Bill, boy.
05:28Yeah?
05:29I've burnt your bacon.
05:32Oh, you stupid old git.
05:34I told you to look after it, didn't I?
05:36Never mind, you can have it.
05:38Come on in, Rodney.
05:39Let's go and see if we can flog some of these watches.
05:41We'll stop off at Sid's place on the way, all right?
05:43Yeah, all right.
05:44Actually, I could do with something to eat now.
05:45I feel a bit better after that.
05:47What are you done with my sterodent?
05:49I see I have dropped the point.
06:05Yeah?
06:07Yeah?
06:10She obviously dropped free on Saturday.
06:13They should never have sold Greavesy, should they?
06:16Come on in, you're fit.
06:17Yeah, right.
06:19Right.
06:19What did you have, Del Boy?
06:22Just a packet of biscuits and a cup of tea soup.
06:25What did you really have?
06:28Sausage, bacon...
06:29...double egg, beans and tomatoes.
06:35Mushrooms, black pudding...
06:37...and chips.
06:43Three teas, two bread.
06:49Bread was toasted.
06:52No fried slice?
06:54No, not this morning, Sid.
06:55Belly's a bit dicky.
06:57What did you have, Rodney?
06:58Oh, just my usual bacteria on toast, you know.
07:03One day I'll smack him in the mouth.
07:05Yeah, if you can find it.
07:07Here, coming down the nags head tonight.
07:09I've got a couple of strippers on.
07:12I'm going out tonight.
07:14Oh, here.
07:15Take that back.
07:16I want one of them down there.
07:17One of them biscuits, all right.
07:18Oh, yeah, where are you going?
07:19I didn't tell you, did I?
07:21I've got a bird.
07:23Sandra.
07:24Sandra?
07:25Where did you meet her, then?
07:27She was down at a club last night.
07:28I didn't see you talking to anyone last night.
07:30Not even the bird that you were supposed to be with.
07:32Who was Sandra then?
07:33That part-time barmaid, was she?
07:35No, it's not a part-time wallah.
07:36She's got a career.
07:37Oh, career.
07:38What is she, a lollipop woman?
07:40No.
07:41Police woman.
07:42I mean, Rodney going out with a policewoman.
08:03What are the neighbours going to say?
08:05Why is he doing it to us, del boy?
08:10Because he's kinky, isn't he?
08:13He's got what leading psychiatrists call a thing about policewomen's uniforms.
08:19Well, if that's all he wants, can't we club together and buy him?
08:25He don't want to wear it.
08:28He wants the policewoman to wear it.
08:30Oh, Bennett, he may be perverted, but he ain't dangerous.
08:41Del?
08:42Could I please have the keys to the van, Del?
08:47Well, if you stop to consider how your actions are going to affect our business,
09:05don't you realise that them streets out there are our boardroom, our factory floor?
09:09And the people that live in them are our customers, our business acquaintances.
09:15How do you think they're going to feel about doing business with a grass?
09:19Bloody hell, Del.
09:20I'm just taking a bird to the pictures and suddenly I'm Bertie Smalls.
09:25You're not taking a bird.
09:26You're taking a policewoman.
09:30But under the uniform, she's just the same as any other girl.
09:33Our kind and their kind don't mix, Rodney.
09:37We're like cats and dogs.
09:38I mean, you'll have to watch every word in case you say something incriminating.
09:43Them people's never off duty.
09:45Oh, don't talk rubbish, Grandad.
09:47She's hardly going to nick the bloke that's taking her out, is she?
09:50What do you know about it, you wally brain?
09:52Don't you know that police officers have to take a vow
09:56that if necessary they will nick their own mum and dad?
10:00She's hardly going to think twice about a ragbag like you, is she?
10:04Now, you're trying to run my life again, aren't you, Del?
10:06Well, if I let you get away with it this time,
10:09I won't be able to go for a Nelson Riddle
10:10without you giving me a blue privilege.
10:13Leave it out.
10:14Hear that, hear that, hear that.
10:16After all I've done for him.
10:17Here I go, Grandad.
10:18Oh, cheers, Del.
10:19What have you ever done for me?
10:21What have I done for you?
10:23I've brought you up.
10:25I've fed you, I've clothed you.
10:26I picked you up when you fell down.
10:28I wiped your tears away.
10:30But most important of all, Rodney, I've always been there.
10:36I have always been there.
10:41Besides that.
10:44Always used to take your way on holidays.
10:45Oh, yeah, the Costa del Kent.
10:49That's right, yeah.
10:50You used to create therapeutic little adventure games, didn't you?
10:53Like, let's see who can pick the most hops today, Rodney.
10:57Hopping was all we could afford, wasn't it, Grandad?
10:59You've either got a short memory, Rodney,
11:02or you're just ungrateful.
11:04Don't you remember the time when your little mate, Roy Taylor,
11:07got a set of Jacko roller skates for his birthday?
11:10You come in crying cos you didn't have none.
11:13The next day, Del boy brought you in a pair
11:16exactly the same as Roy Taylor's.
11:19What do you mean, exactly the same as Roy Taylor's?
11:21They were Roy Taylor's.
11:24His big brother gave me a right-eye to him
11:26when he caught me on him.
11:27Yeah, I got him back for you, though, didn't I?
11:30Yeah, fine consolation that was, wasn't it?
11:31I'm sat in my little bed with a split lip and an headache.
11:34All right, all right, then.
11:36Who paid your fine when you got caught for smoking pot?
11:39Yeah, well, I could have handled that myself.
11:41Well, 300 quid, do me a favour, Rodders.
11:43I remember when you got Nick for riding your motor scooter
11:46without a crash at.
11:47You only got fined five quid and you asked for time to pay.
11:50You've always been a bad-un, Roddy.
11:54Yeah, right.
11:54Oh, cos I didn't wear a crash helmet.
11:56I mean, smoking marijuana.
11:59You brought a slur upon the family name.
12:03Oh, leave off, Grandad.
12:04I'd have to get down for chicken molesting
12:06and bring a slur on his family's name.
12:08Oi, oi, that's enough of that.
12:12It's a good thing your mum died when she did,
12:14cos that would have killed her.
12:16Why don't you shut up, you soppy old goat?
12:26Look, I don't care what neither of you say.
12:28I'm going out, right?
12:30I mean, you're always on about how you brought me up,
12:33how you kept me.
12:35The one thing you've never told me is why.
12:39Well, to tell you the truth,
12:42the council wouldn't let me keep a dog in the flat.
12:46Well, I think it's because you wanted to see me develop
12:49into a mature adult,
12:50someone who could stand on his own two feet, independent.
12:54And one of the little clauses in my independence, Del,
12:57is that I decide where I go, what I do, and with whom.
13:01All right, Rodney, all right.
13:02Why don't you do that small thing?
13:04You decide where you go, what you do,
13:06and with whom you do it,
13:07because I'm finished with you.
13:08I've washed me hands of you.
13:10As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist.
13:13Right?
13:21And, Rodney?
13:22What?
13:23It's been raining.
13:23Them roads will be treacherous.
13:25Drive carefully.
13:29Yeah, I will.
13:31Cheers, Del.
13:32What for?
13:34Nothing.
13:36Well, I shouldn't be too late.
13:37Sandra's got to be up early.
13:39She's on riot patrol.
13:39The world's a strange place to live in, isn't it?
13:57Ain't it, eh, Grandad?
13:58Eh?
13:59One minute you walk along quite nicely,
14:01and the next minute, whack!
14:03Life jumps out and...
14:05gives you sobering thoughts.
14:08Oh, I've had a lot of sobering thoughts
14:10in my time, dear boy.
14:13It were them that started me drinking.
14:21Now, I can understand that.
14:25A boy's grown into a man.
14:29I don't...
14:30I don't feel as needed as I used to be.
14:33Soon he'll...
14:36he'll fly to nest.
14:40But you know what the most sobering thought of the lot is?
14:45One wrong word from that plonker, Rodney,
14:47and I could end up doing five years.
14:49LAUGHTER
14:50Yeah, I was watching that.
15:10LAUGHTER
15:11Got me on?
15:12No, not yet.
15:14His mouth probably drove her home.
15:16Here, more than light.
15:19Oh.
15:21Oh.
15:22He's late, though, isn't he?
15:24Here.
15:25I hope she hasn't asked to see his...
15:28M.O.T.
15:30LAUGHTER
15:30Here he is now.
15:34Ah!
15:35Oi!
15:36Hello, said Victor.
15:37What, how'd you get on?
15:38LAUGHTER
15:39Hope he didn't leave any fingerprints over the suspect.
15:42LAUGHTER
15:43He's still...
15:45What?
15:45He's got her home with him.
15:47He's done what?
15:49What's he trying to do to me?
15:50Quick, Grandad, hide things.
15:52What things?
15:53Well, everything, innit?
15:54That's bent for a start.
15:56Quick, get rid of the...
15:57The booze, Grandad, the booze.
15:59Get rid of the booze.
16:00Quick, do you...
16:01Oh, hello.
16:05Hello.
16:06Yeah, we was just talking about you, weren't we, Grandad?
16:08We just said, yeah, well, give Rodney another month
16:10and then we'll phone the police.
16:13I just brought Sandra back for a nightcap.
16:15Oh, oh.
16:17Good.
16:18Hello again.
16:19Yeah, hello.
16:21Again.
16:23Well, did you...
16:24Did you enjoy the film?
16:26Yes, it was very good.
16:28Told you to see something romantic, did he?
16:30No, The Exterminator.
16:31Oh, The Exterminator.
16:33Well, of course, to Rodney, that is romantic.
16:36I mean, he cried his little eyes out over the Chainsaw Massacre.
16:39LAUGHTER
16:40Do you want to sit down, Sandra?
16:46LAUGHTER
16:46And what have you been doing?
16:52Nothing. No, no, no, nothing.
16:55We've only been in all evening, haven't we, Grandad?
16:57Right?
16:58Yeah, and we've got witnesses to prove.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:01I wasn't asking you to provide an alibi.
17:05I was just inquiring out politeness.
17:07Oh, yeah, yes.
17:09Yeah, of course she was, Sandra.
17:10Sorry.
17:11It's just that, you know, us being such a law-abiding family,
17:14we don't really know how to converse with the old Bill.
17:19He's got a police record.
17:21Yeah, so, walking on the moon.
17:23LAUGHTER
17:24You've heard that one, haven't you?
17:29Yeah.
17:30Yeah, I'll play it for you later on, if you like, you know, if you haven't heard it.
17:34Do you like the police LP, Sandra?
17:35I've got the latest one.
17:37It hasn't even been released yet, has it, Del?
17:39LAUGHTER
17:40LAUGHTER
17:41If it hasn't been released, how do you come by it?
17:46No, no, what it means is, no, it hasn't been released in Britain yet.
17:49You see, we got it when we was abroad on holiday.
17:51Yeah.
17:51Didn't we?
17:52LAUGHTER
17:53We got it on holiday.
17:55Where'd you go?
17:56Spain.
17:56Spain.
17:56LAUGHTER
17:57We toured.
18:00Yeah, we toured.
18:01Well, this is pleasant, isn't it?
18:15LAUGHTER
18:16You know, um...
18:22Rodney, you know, he tried to join the police force once, yeah.
18:27It was after he failed the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman.
18:32LAUGHTER
18:32He's joking.
18:34No, no, I'm not.
18:36Here, that's a very nice-looking watch you've got there, Sandra, isn't it?
18:39Yes, lovely, isn't it?
18:41Rodney gave it to me.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43Oh, did he?
18:46Oh, of course, he's a very generous lad, eh, Rodney, you know.
18:49Sometimes I think he's too generous for his own good.
18:51Yeah, come on.
18:52Rodney, shall you and me get Sandra a drink, eh?
18:55You and me and me and you, you know, together, you and me.
18:57Yeah, yeah, all right.
18:59What'll you have, Sandra?
19:00A gin and tonic, please.
19:01G and tea.
19:04HE SIGHS
19:05HE SIGHS
19:05Cheers.
19:08What'd you give me that watch for?
19:09Don't worry, I'll give you the money for it.
19:12Don't worry about that.
19:13I'm not worried about the money, am I?
19:15Don't you realise those watches are very sought-after property?
19:18They're especially sought-after by the river police and the flying squad.
19:22LAUGHTER
19:23You mean they're a hot?
19:27Hot.
19:28They are so hot, it is advisable to wear oven gloves when winding them up.
19:33What?
19:33Tell me that was straight.
19:35Yeah, well, I lied.
19:35I lied, didn't I?
19:36Appalachian Bordeaux Controle.
19:39What?
19:41We've got to think of a way to get that watch back off her.
19:44Yeah, yeah, I'll just say, Sandra, can I have the watch back?
19:47Cos I only lent it you.
19:49No, we can't do that, ma.
19:50She might get suspicious, mightn't she?
19:53I'll have to think of something subtle.
19:54Yeah, that's what I like about you, though.
19:55You'll try anything once.
19:57Oi, oi, oi.
19:58Just a...
19:58I've got an idea, here.
20:00Just watch me.
20:01All right.
20:02Oh, here we are, Sandra.
20:04Nice gin and tonic for you.
20:05Dear Atna, please, allow me to put it on the arm of the chaise lounge for you.
20:10Oh, dear, oh, dear.
20:13Butterfinger.
20:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.
20:15No, no, it's all right.
20:16Don't worry.
20:17No, I do worry.
20:18I do.
20:18I mean, I feel partly responsible.
20:20Yes.
20:21Look, look, you're all wet.
20:23Grandad, could you bring a cloth?
20:25Look at that.
20:25All over your nice new watch and all.
20:27Give it to me.
20:28I'll get it repaired for you.
20:28Oh, no, no.
20:29Honestly, it doesn't matter.
20:30It's waterproof.
20:31Eh?
20:32Yeah, well, I know it's waterproof, but is it gin-proof?
20:34You see, gin's a very funny thing.
20:36You don't quite know where you stand with it.
20:38I've got this thing.
20:40Sorry, sorry about that.
20:44He's a bit eccentric, you know.
20:46Now, if you give me that watch, I'll get it repaired for you, all right?
20:49Yeah.
20:50Yeah, he's right, Sandra, because it's probably out of guarantee now.
20:52It's been soaked in gin, you know.
20:54Well, are you sure you don't mind?
20:56Mind?
20:56La plume de la morton.
20:58It'll be a pleasure.
20:59There you are.
21:00That's right.
21:01There you are.
21:01Look, I'll let you have this back in, what, you know, a couple of months.
21:03It'll be as good as new.
21:05Well, come on in, Rodney, you know.
21:06Get Sandra another drink.
21:08Come on.
21:09All right?
21:09Yeah.
21:11That got you out of stucs, didn't it, eh?
21:13What do you mean, got me out of stucs?
21:14You put me in it in the first place.
21:16Oh, that's all right.
21:16Go on, pass the buck.
21:19All right, yeah.
21:21Listen, no more cock-ups.
21:23Just, you know, just think before you act, all right?
21:26Right.
21:26I'm sorry, Sandra, we seem to be right out of gin.
21:31Eh?
21:32No, we're not.
21:33No, I've got another three cases of it down here.
21:37I don't believe it.
21:38I don't believe it.
21:40What a plonker.
21:42What a plonker.
21:42What a plonker.
21:42What a plonker.
21:52Oh.
21:54Well, here we are.
21:56Yes, here we are.
21:57Do you feel like you bring a uniform home, Sandra?
22:04Yeah, sang it in my wardrobe.
22:06Why?
22:07Nothing.
22:16Rodney.
22:18Yes, Sandra?
22:19Can I ask you something?
22:22Yeah.
22:24Let me see.
22:24You know your flat?
22:28Yeah.
22:30Well, is there anything in it that's legally yours?
22:38I recognised a lot of the stuff from Scotland Yard photos and Police 5.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Er, well, I mean, you know, you're not interested in the little things that fall off the bags of lorries, are you?
22:51No, but I am interested in who pushed them and who picked them up.
22:56I mean, you had three cases of export gin.
23:00You can't buy that in Britain.
23:02No, no, we got it on holiday.
23:06Oh, you smuggle as well.
23:07Oh, come on, Sandra, I bought you a don of kebab tonight.
23:15And you gave me a stolen watch.
23:17No, I didn't know that was nipped.
23:19Well, tell that to the beat, Rodney.
23:22You don't seem to realise.
23:24I'm trying to build a career in the police force.
23:27Now, what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen property?
23:33Put you in charge of the Christmas club, more like.
23:36This is not funny, Rodney.
23:38I could end up with the sack.
23:41Which of you two is the culprit, you or your brother?
23:44No, it's not...
23:47Yes, me.
23:49Del, Del don't know anything about it.
23:51He's a bit of a wally, see?
23:52Well, come quietly, miss.
23:57It's a fair cop.
24:04If I was to carry out my duty to the fuller, I'd take you straight down the station now.
24:10But you did take me to the pictures.
24:13And you bought me a don of kebab.
24:15And a packet of cashews.
24:17And a watch.
24:18Oh, no, forget about the watch.
24:20No, I won't forget about the watch.
24:24Neither will I forget about the others your brother hid down the side of the armchair.
24:29Look.
24:31I'll give you 24 hours breathing space.
24:34Time to, shall we say, spring clean your flat.
24:37And after that, I'm coming round with the CID.
24:40That's 24 hours, Rodney.
24:43Yeah, right.
24:45Reminds me of that Jean Pitney song, you know, 24 hours from Dartmoor.
24:50Well, thanks for a lovely evening, Sandra.
24:56Thank you, Rodney.
24:58Then I'll fancy a coffee.
25:00Oh, do you?
25:02Well, there's an all-night sandwich bar down the Walworth Road.
25:06Oh, yeah.
25:08My mind's probably popped down there, then.
25:13Sandra, will I see you again?
25:14Of course you will.
25:17I'll be round your flight in 24 hours.
25:20And in case you don't recognise me in uniform, I'll be the one with the warrant.
25:30Well, we've got 24 hours, Del.
25:33Well, as you so rightly say, Del.
25:36Rodney, 24 hours is better than nothing.
25:40Thanks for being so understanding, Del.
25:42I'm going to kill you, Rodney!
25:44Soak him, Del.
25:45Listen, that's right.
25:46This is it, you dipstick.
25:48Have you got any last requests?
25:49Yeah.
25:49I want to leave my plimpsos to medical science.
25:52Now, get off, Del.
25:53I won't get off.
25:54You're leaving in.
25:55What's up with you now?
25:56I thought you'd calm down.
25:58I had calmed down.
25:59And I trapped my finger in a flap on that table, got myself a black man's pinch, and
26:03it's all this dipstick's fault.
26:04I've said I'm sorry, and I mean, what more do you want me to say?
26:07You could say, I'm emigrating, Del boy.
26:11I'm jumping off the balcony, Del boy.
26:13Anything that would cheer me up.
26:15Anybody can make a mistake, Del boy.
26:18Yeah, you're right.
26:19Look at a mistake mum and dad made.
26:21How could they produce such a stupid kid?
26:23Oh, don't put yourself down, Del.
26:25I'll chin you, I will.
26:28Look, we ain't got time to stand here arguing.
26:31We've only got a few hours to get rid of all this stuff.
26:34That's right.
26:35Help me clear out this sideboard.
26:36Make it a bit lighter.
26:38Can we get this sideboard down Hooky Street, then?
26:40I don't know, Rodney.
26:42I don't know.
26:42Half the stuff in this flat is legal.
26:44The other half isn't.
26:46It's been such a long time, I just don't know what's bloody what anymore.
26:49We've got to get rid of the whole issue.
26:51That's it.
26:52Come on.
26:52Oh, I know there's something that I mustn't forget.
26:55So...
26:57Oi, Del.
26:58What?
26:59Can I keep one of these bottles of aftershave?
27:01Yeah.
27:02What for?
27:03Well, it's just in case Sandra comes down a bit early, you know.
27:11Just come here.
27:12No, I don't want it now.
27:14Come here.
27:15Come here, you.
27:16You just come here.
27:17Put them ahead of them.
27:18You just come here.
27:19You just come here.
27:46And let your book
27:47And look how Christ is as strong
27:52God bless Bookie Street
27:55Be my Bookie Street
27:58Long live Bookie Street
28:01Same and defeat
28:03Bookie Street
28:04And defeat
28:06Bookie Street
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28:11Bookie Street
28:16Bookie Street
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