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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S04E03 - Hole In One.
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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:05I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one which drives me bizarre
00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:33La la la la, la la la la la
00:37La la la la la, la la la la
00:41La la la la la, la la la la
00:45La la la la la
00:59Packy shop won't let us have nothing on tick
01:15Says it's part of his culture
01:17Don't think it's got anything to do with a 46 quid
01:20We already are him, do you?
01:22Funny nut, you mention that
01:23Stuart's got nothing to do with me
01:28That's right
01:29But the moment you suggested going down the auction
01:32And buying on your own
01:33I knew there'd be trouble
01:35I won't say nothing on the matter, Rodney
01:37Good
01:37Must have seen him coming
01:43Good morning, Uncle
01:50Oh, morning, Joe
01:51Packy won't let us have no breakfast
01:53It's all right
01:53Haven't felt much like eating recently
01:55What's the weather like, huh?
02:02Always parky, Del
02:03Good, good
02:05Nice thick frost, is there?
02:08Bit slippery underfoot, yeah
02:09Yeah, yeah
02:10Terrific
02:11Lots of little flecks of snow in the air, is there?
02:13Yeah, a bit of sleek, Del, yeah
02:15Oh, cushy
02:16Nice northerly wind howling in from the Urals, is there?
02:21Cuts right through you, Del
02:22Lovely
02:22Because today, Uncle Albert
02:25Owing to young Rodney's foresight and GCEs
02:29While all them other plonkers down the market
02:33Are selling woolly hats and thermal underwear
02:35We're going to make a right killing
02:37Do you know why we're going to make a killing?
02:41We ain't got woolly underwear
02:43We've got suntan lotion
02:45We ain't got just a little drop of suntan lotion
02:51We've got 500 bloody quid with us
02:54I told you before, I bought it as an investment
02:58An investment?
03:00Ménage à trois
03:01In the middle of the worst winter for two million years
03:06When the weatherman lay in hogs on a new ice age
03:09This dipstick goes out and buys out Amazalaya
03:12And the weathermen are also forecasting a boiling hot summer
03:16So come May or June we can sell all of that or swap it for something else
03:20Like 50 or 60 anoraks maybe
03:22You won't give me no credit, will you?
03:26Nor would that Paggy
03:27Shut up, Albert
03:30Nothing to do with me
03:31That 500 quid that you squandered on this stuff
03:35Was the last of the company's capital
03:37Oh, and how was I supposed to know that?
03:39How were you supposed to know that?
03:41You're the firm's accountant, you wally!
03:44You don't call that at me now, are you?
03:47Oh, look at that
03:48We've got nothing to sell and no money to buy with
03:52Can't be that bad, Del
03:55Must be something you could knock out
03:57Yeah
03:57I know what I would like to knock out
03:59What's in the van?
04:02Nothing
04:02What's in the garage?
04:04The van
04:04The only thing we've knocked out in the last month
04:08Was that electric deep fryer to the governor at a nag's head
04:12And I'm waiting for a comeback on that
04:13Well, it's Sam, isn't it?
04:15Eh?
04:15I mean, ever since he come to live here
04:17We've had nothing but bad luck
04:18What's he on about now?
04:20Oh, I don't know
04:21All right
04:22What about the time he was in the Navy, eh?
04:24Every single ship they ever sailed on
04:26Either got torpedoed or dive-bombed
04:28Two of them in peacetime
04:31Del, what now?
04:34It was a jinx
04:34Oh, leave it out, Rodney Gordon, Bennett
04:37You'll be burning witches next
04:39Oh
04:40Went down a naughty
04:47I ordered Grandad's headstone the other day
04:49Yeah
04:50Beautiful thing it is
04:52It's got all angels and things around it
04:55And it's got this great big eagle with a scroll in its foot
04:59Yeah
04:59Of course, I think I'll have to cancel that now
05:03That would cheer them up down the plastics factory, wouldn't it, eh?
05:08It's like they'd gone and bought all the fiberglass and everything
05:10Something's bound to turn up, Del
05:14He who dares, eh?
05:16Well, if you say so, Rodney, you say so
05:18I was reading in the Sunday papers
05:19About them fellas what pick up with these rich old widders
05:22What'd they call them?
05:23The toy boys
05:25You want to see the stuff they pick up for presents
05:30Solid gold watches
05:32Sports cards
05:33Money
05:34Might be worth considering
05:36Well, we both admire your spirit, Uncle
05:40But don't you think you've left it a bit late for that sort of thing?
05:43I'm not talking about me
05:46I meant you
05:47Me?
05:49I'm not selling my old body to some old tart, thank you
05:53Not even for the family?
05:56Especially not for the family
05:58I'm not going to let myself become some...
06:01Hooker
06:03Listen, Uncle
06:08You came to stay with us for a couple of nights
06:11About four weeks ago
06:13So you don't know us very well
06:16So let me explain something to you, you see
06:18You see, you can't expect Rodney
06:21To go and do something like that
06:23I mean, even I wouldn't expect Rodney to do something like that
06:27Yeah
06:31I suppose it was too much to ask
06:34Sorry, Del
06:35It's all right
06:35I mean, Rodney can't even give it away
06:38Let alone flog it
06:39There you are, look, stick it out on the windscreen, will you?
06:57Can we sell this and get something more useful?
07:08Oh, what?
07:10Like a bus pass
07:11Not in the mood, Rodney
07:13Just not in the mood, all right?
07:18Yeah, and if one of them was to accidentally fall in our direction, wouldn't they?
07:22Oi, leave off, Del
07:23Well, you've got nowhere to hide it
07:25Yeah, well, you know, that's what I'm there
07:30I suppose you're right
07:33Come on
07:33Hello, Mike
07:38How's that deep-fried Del's held you?
07:41Oh, what a word with you, Trotter
07:49Yes, yes, of course, Michael
07:51I'll, er, I'll be in the office
07:53Go on
07:56What are you trying to do to me?
08:00I didn't know, Del, boy
08:02Oi, Del
08:02I just had a thought where we could have one of them barrels
08:05Yeah, where?
08:06In his mouth
08:06That's enough, thanks, Mike
08:11Come on, darling
08:13I owned a chicken in the basket half hour ago
08:15What are you waiting for?
08:16The egg to act?
08:18It's not my fault
08:19Our deep fryer's on the blink
08:21Ain't customers stupid, eh?
08:27Yeah
08:27Put it like that, I suppose they are
08:32Here you are, come on
08:33Get that down your neck
08:34It's small rum
08:36Just to keep the cold out, Del
08:38Yeah
08:38Make the most of it
08:40Could be your last
08:40I've been thinking
08:42Oh, leave it out
08:43Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is
08:44Hang on
08:46Right, now look
08:47When I was studying for my GCE in maths, right
08:50I had to learn how to do cross-cancelling equations
08:54Yeah?
08:55Now, the idea is
08:57You list all your problems
08:58And then eradicate them
09:00Using a process of elimination
09:02Thus discovering the solution
09:04That's what I've been doing
09:05Go on, then
09:08I'm game
09:09Go on
09:09Right
09:09One
09:11We are traders who have nothing to sell
09:14Right?
09:15Yeah
09:15Two
09:17We are traders who have no money to buy with
09:20Correct?
09:22I'm going to smack you right in the bloody mouth
09:24Hang on
09:26Three
09:27Oh no
09:29Oh no, there ain't a three
09:30So
09:32The solution to our problem is thus
09:35We have to find a way of making money
09:38Out of nothing
09:40Yeah
09:44I don't know how we do it
09:48That's
09:48And you had to use ink to come to that conclusion
09:53Stone me, Rodney
09:55A Millwall fan could have worked that out
09:57At least I'm trying, ain't I?
10:01Which is more than I can say for you
10:02Me?
10:02I wasn't the one that spent 500 quid on all that rubbish
10:05Would you get off my back?
10:06Look at that packet in you two
10:08Look at you
10:09You're at each other's throats
10:10Bloody money
10:11Whether you've got too much of it or not enough
10:14It always causes trouble
10:16Don't worry
10:17Something will turn up
10:18You'll see
10:19I'll see you two later
10:23Yeah, yeah, alright
10:24Think we ought to go with him in case he gets mums?
10:27No
10:29He's skint anyway
10:31Well, that's it, innit?
10:35I'm going to have to pawn all the jewellery again
10:36Honestly, these rings
10:38They know more about Ock than a German wine taster
10:40Something's going to turn up, don't you?
10:43Well, with our luck
10:44If I threw a fiver into the air
10:46It would come down as a summons
10:47No, I don't ask much out of life, do I, eh?
10:51Only an apenny more than I can spend
10:52And look at me, look
10:53Look, I'm gutted
10:54It's all your fault, Rodney
10:55And I don't start all that again
10:57Well, it is
10:58I mean, ever since you were like that
11:00Oh, you've done nothing but hold me back
11:02I held you back?
11:04Yeah
11:04I mean, when Mum died
11:06I should have had you put in care
11:07I would have been someone by now
11:08I would have done
11:09I would have probably had my own penthouse
11:11And I'd have had Aston Martin
11:12With a telephone and all that
11:14Well, I'll tell you something, Del
11:15You'd have been doing me a favour
11:17If you'd had me put into care
11:18Cos at least then I might have got a proper job
11:20When I left school
11:21Instead of humping your old suitcase
11:23All over London
11:24But you didn't want to leave school, did you?
11:26If it had been up to you
11:27You would have been there
11:27Drawing your old age pension, wouldn't you?
11:29I only wanted to stay there
11:31While I've got my GCE in maths and art
11:33And a lot of good they've done, the firm
11:34The only time your GCE has come in, Andy
11:36Was that time I asked you
11:38To count them tins of paint
11:39Who the bloody hell's there?
11:45Oi
11:45Don't think it was that deep-frying to have you
11:47I'm not going to stay to find out
11:50Come on, let's look lively
11:51Del!
11:53Yeah, it won't be a minute, love
11:54It's your Uncle Albert
11:55What about Uncle Albert?
11:57He's fallen down our cellar, quick
11:59Fallen down our cellar?
12:01I had a...
12:02Well?
12:08No, no
12:10No, they're...
12:11The old neck's gone
12:12No, no, no
12:14I mean, what happened?
12:15I don't know
12:16I just looked up
12:17And there was Uncle Albert plummeting towards me
12:19Me?
12:21Oh, John, where is he?
12:22Oh, he's over there somewhere
12:23How the hell did he get over there?
12:27He hit the plank and bounced
12:29He went through the air like one of them springboard divers
12:33My neck down half hurt, Del
12:35Your neck?
12:37Your neck?
12:37Uncle Albert nearly ends up in a jumbo's flight path
12:40And all you can think about is your rotten Gregory
12:42Oh, come on
12:44You all right?
12:46I'm a bit shaken and dazed, Rodney
12:48Yeah, it's probably jet lag
12:50Come on, get him onto his feet, Rodney
12:53Come on
12:53Up you come
12:54Fancy leaving an open cellar door unguarded
12:57Oh, good might I sue the brewery?
12:59Yeah, put your arm round, Rodney
13:00Sue the brewery?
13:01Put him down
13:02What the hell do you think you do?
13:04Del, you've got to pick him up
13:06I know what I just said
13:07But you don't know what sort of damage he's done
13:08He might have broken something
13:10Yeah, he has
13:11About four dozen bottles of guineas
13:13Come on, Del
13:14There's nothing wrong with him
13:15He said so himself
13:16Yeah, but how does he know that?
13:18How does he know that?
13:18He might have hit his head and got
13:20Percussion
13:21Unwanted
13:22Hey, look
13:23The first thing to do in first aid
13:25Is never move the victim, right?
13:27You'll have to move me soon, Del
13:28The last bell's just gone
13:30You won't see that
13:31He's got ringing sounds in his ears
13:33This is even worse than I thought, Rodney
13:35Quick, nip upstairs and get on a telephone
13:37Right
13:37Here, phone for a solicitor
13:39Yep
13:39A solicitor?
13:44Yeah
13:45Del, you can't sue
13:47You don't want to put money on it, do you, eh?
13:50Him falling down that hole
13:51Could be the biggest bit of luck we've had in years
13:53But Del, if he'd hurt himself
13:55There'd be little signs, wouldn't there?
13:57Like blood and pain
13:59His hat ain't come off
14:00How's that, all right?
14:03Don't give us all that Quincy Cobblers, Rodney
14:06You don't know how bad I am
14:08You see, you don't know how bad he is
14:09Now, quick
14:10Whip upstairs and phone Solly Atwell
14:12You'll find his number in the yellow pages
14:14Go on, look like me
14:15Solly Atwell's our solicitor
14:17Yeah
14:17Bloody hell, he's more bent than the villains
14:19He's just the sort of man we need in a case like this
14:23He's a specialist
14:23Go on, get on the blower
14:25You don't mind if I phoned for an ambulance first, though, yeah?
14:29Ambulance
14:30Ambulance?
14:31Good thinking
14:31That looked great on the report
14:33Well done, Rodney
14:33Come on, away you go
14:35Del Brewery are going to pay through the nose for this
14:39I told you so, it'd turn up, didn't I, Del?
14:42That's all right, Uncle
14:43You just conserve your oxygen
14:44That's right
14:45Yeah
14:46Uncle Albert, did I hear you groaning in pain?
14:50No
14:50Well, why not?
14:51Come on
14:52Well, what do you reckon, Solly?
14:58I'm afraid it's bad news, Derek
15:00I'd brace yourselves if I was you
15:02According to this medical report and the x-rays they took
15:05There's nothing wrong with him
15:07There's got to be something wrong with him
15:10He was none too clever before he fell down
15:12Sorry, Del boy
15:15Now the marks scratch, abrasion or bruise
15:17He must have landed on something soft
15:20Yeah, he did
15:20The landlord
15:21If I were you, Del boy, I'd accept the brewery's offer
15:24What offer?
15:26Their solicitors phoned me today
15:27To save any adverse publicity
15:29They're willing to settle out of court for £2,000
15:32Two grains
15:35Take the money, Del
15:37No, I wanted more than that
15:39I wanted enough money to set us up proper
15:41Wait a minute
15:43If they're willing to settle for £2,000 out of court
15:47Think what they'll settle for in court
15:51But Del, there's nothing wrong with him
15:53Well, it ain't my bloody fault, is it?
15:55Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please
15:57Now, perhaps we should look at this case from another angle
16:02I mean, we've only been considering the physical damage
16:05But what about
16:07This
16:08You ain't gonna get a lot for his bloody hat
16:12No, I mean, he's
16:15He's mine
16:16Derek, psychological injuries
16:18Will the court swallow that?
16:19If you three say the right things, they will
16:21Hey, listen
16:22There was a case in America
16:24Where this chap fell down a manhole
16:26And
16:26Like your uncle
16:27He sustained no physical injuries
16:30Yet he successfully sued the Los Angeles City Council
16:33For £30,000,000
16:35£30,000,000?
16:39Claimed the accident had ruined his sex life
16:41At that rate, we'll get £1.75
16:46We're not claiming anything like that
16:50I'm just giving you that as an example of how these unseen injuries
16:55Can mount up in the old compost stakes
16:58Now, look at the facts as I see them
17:01An elderly man who fought bravely for his country
17:05Sailing the seven seas
17:07Ensuring that Britain never, never, never shall be slaves
17:11Has had his retirement
17:12His few well-earned years of rest
17:16Ruined by the negligence of a multinational company
17:20An active man
17:22Struck down
17:24By the thoughtless action of this mammoth
17:27Rich corporation
17:30The bouts of amnesia
17:32The fear of the outside world
17:34And most distressing of all
17:37Losing the use of his legs
17:39Sit!
17:44Right, that's it
17:46Do the bizzo, Solly
17:47All right?
17:48Listen, I don't want no Mickey Mouse magistrates
17:50I want a high court
17:51I want a pucker brief
17:53You know, black cake, crown topper
17:54All the X's
17:55All right?
17:56Right, Solly
17:57I'll set the wheels in motion
17:58Oh, I shall need a list of witnesses
18:00Oh, no, see, there weren't no witnesses
18:03Will ten do?
18:04Lovely
18:05Now, Mr Trotter
18:08You were standing outside the Nags Head public house
18:11When this tragic accident occurred
18:13Yes
18:14You saw the incident clearly?
18:17Yes
18:17Would you tell the court what happened?
18:22My uncle fell down a hole
18:23Yes
18:27Would you tell the court how he fell down the hole?
18:31Er
18:31Well, it was, um
18:34No, no, Mr Trotter
18:41Did he trip?
18:43Did he stumble?
18:44Oh, no
18:46Well, um, he sort of, like, walked
18:48And then fell down the hole
18:51Didn't he see the warning notice?
18:56There was no warning notice
18:58Wasn't he stopped by the guardrail?
19:00There was no guardrail either
19:02I see
19:03No warning notice?
19:05No guardrail?
19:06Sounds very dangerous to me
19:08Yes
19:09I can remember thinking to myself
19:11At the time
19:12That's rather dangerous
19:13Someone could fall down there
19:14And how right you were
19:18So
19:19You ran straight down to the cellar
19:21Yes
19:23And were you the first person to find your uncle?
19:26Yes
19:26What did he look like?
19:29Horrible
19:30Would you please tell the court
19:34Are you related to the plaintiff?
19:37No, no
19:38I just drink in his part
19:38That little one there is my uncle
19:41Quite
19:42I saw it all, Your Worship
19:44Utter negligence
19:45A complete disregard
19:46For public safety
19:48Yes, yes, quite
19:49Mr Fraser
19:50I don't think we need concern ourselves any further with the accident itself
19:54I believe liability has been proved quite, quite conclusively
19:58Much obliged, Your Honour
19:59Let us move on now to the after-effects of the accident
20:02Has your uncle changed in any way since this happened?
20:05Oh, do what? Oh, yeah
20:07Oh, yeah, he's a completely different man now
20:09I mean, he used to be so active
20:11You know, he was full of swimming
20:12Sponsored walks, marathons
20:14You know
20:14What, I used to call him the Jimmy Savile of Peckham
20:17Well, he was always out and about
20:20You'd rarely find him in
20:21And now?
20:22Well, and now
20:22He is like the Olympic flame
20:25He never goes out, Your Worship
20:28He's locked in his room
20:30He's frightened he might fall down another hole
20:33And how has the gradual loss of feeling in his legs affected him?
20:37Well, how would it affect you, Captain?
20:39I mean, one minute, you know
20:40He's there doing his acrobatics to his Dizzy Lizzy LP
20:44And then the next minute
20:46He has to ask us whether or not he's got his shoes on
20:48But, I mean, the worstest
20:50The worstest thing of all, Your Honour
20:53Is these sudden bouts of amnesia
20:56You know, they have led to him having some very nasty falls
20:59I fail to see the connection
21:01How can amnesia cause one to fall?
21:04He keeps forgetting he can't walk
21:05I have no further questions, beloved
21:11Mr. Gerard
21:12No questions, Your Honour
21:14You may stand down, Mr. Trotter
21:15Stand down?
21:16I've only just started
21:17I've got loads more, I could tell
21:18That will be all, Mr. Trotter
21:20Thank you
21:21All right, Mike
21:30How are we doing, Sully?
21:33We don't want to try
21:34This could be a ten grander coming up here
21:36Please, sir, do you intend calling any more witnesses?
21:39I have no further witnesses, my lad
21:41Mr. Gerard
21:42Just one, Your Honour
21:43I call the plaintiff
21:44Albert Gladstone Trotter
21:47I thought you said they wouldn't call him
21:51I said we wouldn't call him
21:53Look, don't worry
21:54I've already briefed him
21:55Any awkward questions
21:56He just claims loss of memory
21:57Loss of memory?
21:59Knowing him he'll forget
22:00Look in your right hand and read the card
22:04There's no need to stand, Mr. Trotter
22:07Please remain seated
22:08Oh, thank you, Your Worship
22:09I swear to tell the truth
22:15Old truth, nothing but the truth
22:16You are Albert Gladstone Trotter
22:19Presently residing at 368
22:22Nelson Mandela House
22:24Dockside Estate, Peckham
22:25I think so, sir
22:27Yes
22:28I'll make this as brief as possible, Mr. Trotter
22:31I realise how distressing this must be for you
22:33Do you have any recollection of the accident?
22:39Very little, sir
22:40One minute I was walking along
22:43On me way to post me entry form
22:45With a critical factor
22:46Next, I was falling through the air
22:51All me life flashed before me
22:54Battling the river plate
22:55Sinking in the grass
22:57It must be
22:57Radon telemark
22:59Silence that man
23:02It's all a blank
23:05My memory keeps going, see
23:07Have you ever suffered with amnesia before?
23:10I can't remember
23:10See, but you can remember the war
23:15After all, you have all your ribbons there
23:18To remind you
23:19Where were you based, Mr. Trotter?
23:22I was overseas, sir
23:24Really? How odd
23:25I looked into your naval records
23:28And it seems that you spent the best part of the war
23:30Stationed in a storage depot on the Isle of Wight
23:33Hardly overseas
23:36You want to try a walk in it, Pat?
23:41I also noticed, Mr. Trotter
23:44That in May 1944
23:45You were one of several naval ratings
23:48Seconded to a marine parachute unit
23:51Specially formed for missions behind enemy lines
23:54I believe you were involved in laundry matters
23:57But whilst with this unit
23:59You underwent basic parachute training
24:02Would you tell the court
24:03What this training consisted of?
24:07Jumping off of things
24:08Jumping off of things
24:10In other words
24:12Learning to fall without injuring oneself
24:15My memory ain't what it used to be, Your Worship
24:18I sympathise, Mr. Trotter
24:20And I intend to help you as much as I can
24:22Tell me
24:23Could you possibly be
24:25The same Albert Gladstone Trotter
24:27Who in 1946
24:29Fell down the cellar
24:30Of the Victory Inn, Portsmouth
24:32And received £100 compensation?
24:35I can't remember that far back, sir
24:37Well, let's try a more recent case, then
24:38Could you have been
24:40The same Albert Gladstone Trotter
24:42Who in 1951
24:44Fell down the cellar
24:45Of the Coach and Horses, Peckham Rye
24:46And received a £225 out-of-court settlement?
24:52My mind's a blank
24:53Maybe you were the same Albert Gladstone Trotter
24:58Who in 1949
24:59Fell down the cellar
25:00At the Cross Keys-Off-Licence Grave's End
25:02How about the Thatched Inn, Canning Town?
25:06Or does the Brunswick Club, New Cross, ring a bell?
25:09I don't believe it
25:11It's a bloody nightmare, Rodney
25:15It's a bloody nightmare
25:15He's been down more roles than Tony Jacklin
25:19I don't believe it
25:30I do not believe what that guarantee hole git has done to us
25:34I mean, the only hole he hasn't fallen down
25:37Is the black one in Calcutta
25:38And what was it the insurance company's nicknamed him?
25:44The Ferrets
25:44The?
25:46He's had 15 previous lawsuits
25:49For falling down holes
25:50Those are the known cases, Rodney
25:52I mean, how many times has a landlord
25:54You know, settled out of court
25:55With a quiet backhand
25:56To save all the aggro?
25:57All right, come on
26:08How many pubs, off-licences and drinking clubs
26:11Have you done in your time?
26:13Well, quite a few, Del
26:14The first cellar I fell down was genuine
26:17Honest
26:18Because I'd learnt to fall properly
26:21I didn't hurt myself
26:22But I still got compensation out of it
26:25And I thought, this is handy
26:27So whenever me and your granddad was hired up for a few, Bob
26:31I'd, er, go and fall down an hole
26:35I was only trying to help
26:37Only trying to help?
26:40I was nearly done for contempt of court
26:42His name has been sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions
26:46And Solly and the brief look like they're going to get defrocked
26:51And you were only trying to help?
26:54I said, I'm sorry, Rodney
26:55I didn't want to do it
26:56I mean, I'm past all that stuntman luck
27:00But you two have been good to me these past few weeks
27:04And I wanted to get some money to, well
27:07Repay you
27:10And I wanted to get your granddaddy's headstone
27:14You did it for granddaddy's headstone
27:25He was my older brother, Del
27:28When I was a kid, he used to look after me
27:32I never did anything for him
27:35Never had the chance to
27:38Until now
27:40Sorry, boys
27:43Yeah
27:50Yeah, all right
27:54Don't worry about it
27:57Uncle Helper
27:59Come on, Rodney
28:03Let's get Ironside home
28:05He's doing that
28:14Nice, isn't he, boys?
28:17Terrific
28:17I'll be able to knock out some of that suntan lotion, eh?
28:21Here, just a minute
28:26Why am I pushing you?
28:29You can walk, you lazy old son
28:31Yeah, I forgot
28:34Oh, I had another little bout of amnesia, eh, Del
28:37Don't you start all that blackout nonsense with me, Uncle
28:41Because it won't wash
28:42No income tax, no VAT
29:04No money back, no guarantee
29:07Black or white
29:09Rich or broke
29:10Will cut prices at a stroke
29:15God bless Hooky Street
29:18Viva Hooky Street
29:21Long live Hooky Street
29:24The same magnifique Hooky Street
29:27Magnifique Hooky Street
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