Primos lejanos - 5x15 - La venta de Mypos - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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El rey de Mypos solicita a Balki que negocie la venta de unas tierras en Mypos a una empresa estadounidense. Balki nombra a Larry su asesor oficial para que le ayude con los métodos de negociación estadounidenses.

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00:00Distant Cousins

00:30Distant Cousins

01:00The Sale of Mypos

01:08So, whose idea was it to go to the zoo in the middle of winter?

01:30We had such a great time!

01:35Valky, take that trunk off

01:37You've already embarrassed us enough at the restaurant

01:41Oh, come on, cousin, cheer up!

01:46Why don't you put on your crocodile hair?

01:47However you wear it, you'll be fine.

01:51Valky, Bartokomaus?

02:01I am Valky

02:07Enter your name

02:08Excuse me

02:18Have

02:31Thank you

02:33What is it, Valky?

02:38It's from Mipos

02:39Don't tell me

02:41Has the village idiot died and they're sending you his hat?

02:58We saw a little respect

02:59This is the hat worn by the official Mipos negotiator

03:06No negotiation can take place without this hat

03:09We call it the hat of a thousand subtleties

03:12It's beautiful.

03:16Does it come with instructions?

03:19There is a letter

03:20It belongs to King Ferdinand

03:27It must be important

03:31He wrote it on Isidore's stationery

03:34Dear Valky

03:39A Chicago company

03:41Worldwide Amalgamated Call

03:43He wants to buy 500 acres of land

03:47On the north coast of Mipos

03:49And we want

03:51He wants me to negotiate the sale

03:55And the meeting will be tomorrow.

03:58Excuse me

03:59I need to start the preparations.

04:02Hey Biggie

04:05Jumba conga ningi

04:11Congi, fungi, hongi, bongi

04:15Icky, wicky

04:17Oh yeah

04:19Congi, bongi

04:26Congi, bongi

04:27Congi, bongi

04:28Congi, bongi

04:29Congi, bongi

04:30Congi, bongi

04:32Congi, bongi

04:37Well

04:41We'll get out of the way

04:44Goodbye Valky

04:52Goodbye Miriam

04:53Good night

04:56See you tomorrow

04:59Bye

05:01Good night

05:05Bad that...

05:10Yeah?

05:11What are you doing?

05:15I do the hongi bongi

05:16It's the...

05:20The purification ritual

05:21I must be worthy of the hat

05:24And it also launches

05:26Negotiating hormones

05:28Hey, Biggie

05:33Yumba conganingui

05:36Congi, fongi, hongi, bongi

05:39Iki, wiki, oh yeah

05:42Hongi, bongi, hongi, bongi

05:47Hongi, bongi, hongi, bongi

05:49Hongi, bongi, hongi, bongi, hongi, bongi

05:51Iki, wiki

05:51Bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi

05:53Bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi

05:54Bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi

05:55Bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi, bongi

05:56Oh yeah

05:56Bad that...

06:02Yeah?

06:02Can I ask a question?

06:03Clear

06:03When you negotiate in Mipos

06:06What is your goal?

06:10Well

06:10Our goal

06:11It's that both parties

06:12Agree on a fair price

06:13And then go partying

06:14Until we collapse from exhaustion

06:15Val that...

06:21Yeah?

06:22Forget the hongi, bongi purification ritual

06:25But cousin

06:26I have to do it to get into the trance

06:28Val that...

06:28This is not Mipos

06:30It's America

06:31Sit down

06:31Well, when the Americans negotiate

06:39They don't care about the fair price.

06:41All they care about is getting everything they can.

06:44At the least possible

06:46You understand?

06:47The first Americans traded with the Indians

06:50They gave Valorios money worth $24

06:52In exchange for the island of Manhattan

06:55And now the Americans are selling them this same island

06:58Billions to the Japanese

07:00The Avalorios

07:08Were

07:10Genuine or synthetic

07:12Valky, I think you're going to have to find someone

07:17That he can help you with American negotiation techniques

07:20TRUE

07:21Cousin

07:23Do you want to be my official negotiation advisor?

07:27It will be an honor.

07:28Jiji

07:29There is a ceremony

07:30I prefer to spend

07:33It is important

07:36It is necessary

07:37It is mandatory

07:38OK

07:39Let's put an end to humiliation

07:41The sooner the better

07:42Cousin Larry Appleton

07:45Tea

07:47I appoint

07:48Counselor

07:49From negotiations

07:50Official

07:51That's it

07:57That's it

07:58That's it

07:58Do you have any advice?

07:59Do you have any advice?

07:59The Lord

08:13Mr. Standhouse

08:14He'll come right away.

08:15Thank you

08:16Cousin

08:29Cousin

08:29This room is beautiful

08:30Even prettier

08:32Even nicer than our room at the Holiday Inn

08:34When we went to the Anway meeting

08:36Don't be impressed

08:38Don't be impressed

08:39And remember what I taught you last night

08:41Never

08:42Never

08:43Accept the first offer

08:45Even if they offer you 50,000 dollars

08:48You tell them

08:49$50,000

08:51Ah!

08:52It must be almost

08:53Good

08:55Thank you

08:56Oh

08:57Look at this

08:58Gentlemen

09:03Sorry for the wait

09:04I am J.R. Standhouse

09:06Executive Vice President of Volvá and Tamalgame

09:08Head of Acquisitions

09:11Larry Appleton

09:13Negotiation advisor

09:15Negotiator's Officer

09:16Official representative of the sovereign island of Mipos

09:19In charge of many things

09:21Important

09:22It's a pleasure

09:23Mr. Appleton

09:24And he is

09:26Valky Bartókomos

09:27The official negotiator for Mipos

09:29Mr. Bartókomos

09:31Gentlemen

09:38We can begin

09:39Oh no no no no no

09:40Not yet

09:41He

09:41Cousin Larry and I

09:42We need to prepare the room

09:44For the negotiations

09:45Valky

09:45Do you think it's necessary?

09:47Cousin

09:47Did you accept?

09:49OK

09:49Could you excuse us?

09:51One moment

09:51Tea

10:03Pepe

10:11Pepe

10:12The room is purified

10:31Please take a seat

10:42Gentlemen, you will be familiar with the lands in question

10:52Familiar?

10:54When I was a child we used to go every Saturday...

10:56If it is...

10:57Yes, we are, Mr. Stan House

10:59I must tell you that you have demonstrated a great knowledge of valuable real estate.

11:04Mrs. Dow House

11:07Ask

11:13Why does your company want to buy those 500 acres in Mipos?

11:18Reports indicate that we have an unbalanced deficit

11:21And to avoid tax obligations, we need to invest capital before the end of the fiscal year.

11:27Known problem

11:30We are willing to pay a fair price for said land

11:34And you two will also receive a 10% commission on the total purchase price

11:40After having carefully examined that area of the island

11:47How much did he say?

11:4810%

11:50Paying for Worldwide, of course.

11:52Now...

11:53How much did he say?

11:54Gentlemen

11:57For these 500 acres mentioned

12:00Worldwide Amalgamated would pay the island of Mipos

12:04$28 million

12:07Bandit! Bandit!

12:08Wait! Echo!

12:09Bandit!

12:25Wait! Echo!

12:26Where do I sign?

12:27Here! Use my pen!

12:28Use my pen!

12:28Here you go! Here you go!

12:29The!

12:30But congongala!

12:30Cousin Larry can't decide

12:37Only the official negotiator can do it

12:39Of course, I got nervous

12:41Go ahead, Valky

12:43You are the negotiator

12:45Say it! Bandit!

12:46As official negotiator

12:56I'm going to have to study

12:59Consider

13:01And consider the offer

13:03We'll meet again, let's say.

13:05The second Tuesday after the New Moon

13:08I must inform you, sir

13:10That Worldwide Amalgamated is interested in other properties

13:14And the offer will remain valid until 10 a.m.

13:16Valky

13:22They have offered us 10% of 28 million

13:26You just have to say yes

13:28Cousin

13:30People don't pay millions of dollars for something that has no value

13:34Of course!

13:35George Steybrenner does it all the time

13:37I don't know, cousin

13:42I have a strange feeling

13:44Valky, what else do you need to know?

13:47Worldwide Amalgamated is one of the most important multinational corporations in the northern hemisphere.

13:52We have read annual reports

13:54Press clippings

13:56The editorial in Time magazine

13:57I have this microfilm

13:59But reading the fine print is giving me a headache

14:02Clear

14:04Valky, focus on the topic

14:06Can $28 million improve the lives of people in Mipos?

14:15Yeah

14:15Yes, we could fix the roads

14:19The roads

14:20Build schools

14:21Build schools

14:23And there was talk of building a football stadium and bringing the Raiders to play there.

14:28Well Valky, this is your chance

14:32Mipos will have the Raiders and the Raiders in black and silver uniforms

14:36Do you think they'll like the pork rice?

14:42Yeah

14:42Yes, sure.

14:44Good

14:46Tomorrow we'll accept the offer and go to an expensive hair salon.

14:51I wish I could say yes

14:56Can

14:56Can?

14:57Yes you can

14:58No, I can't.

15:01Why not?

15:03Because I don't know why World Wide buys those lands.

15:05Valky, they already said why they want to buy them

15:07They have a tax problem

15:09Actually, if you said yes

15:10We would have a tax problem

15:12A big, beautiful thing, I want to give it a kiss

15:14A $2.8 million tax problem

15:17Cousin

15:21You need to calm down

15:25Are you being greedy again?

15:32Why is it so golden?

15:36Valky, Bartocomouse?

15:39I am Valky

15:40Maybe, sign

15:42Pick up the pen

15:44And sign

15:46It's from World Wide

16:07Dear Mr. Bartocomouse

16:10From this moment on

16:12World Wide Amalgamated

16:13Withdraw your offer

16:15$28 million

16:17The valuation of the land in question

16:20They make it advisable

16:23AND...

16:24Valky

16:24I'm going to the window

16:27If you need me, I'll be on the sidewalk

16:32Grab a sweater

16:34For that reason

16:40We've increased our offer

16:42$35 million

16:45$35 million

16:50Valky

16:51You're a genius

16:53You made them work for you and you got 7 million more from them

17:02Do you think it's an exaggeration to hire a butler?

17:04I think it's an offer I can't refuse.

17:10You cannot refuse

17:11You cannot refuse

17:12You cannot refuse

17:13What are you going to do with your share of the money?

17:16Give it to the poor

17:17That way I won't have to worry.

17:18I'll be able to spend it on myself

17:20Mr. Bartókumu is 20 minutes late

17:40If I don't get there soon to sign the papers

17:42I'm afraid we'll have to withdraw the offer.

17:43Oh, don't worry

17:44It will arrive soon.

17:45He wants to close the deal

17:46What do you think of the new Mercedes, huh?

17:50Valky

17:53Where have you been?

17:55Mr. Bartókumu

17:56We were starting to get worried

17:57I'm sorry

17:58I had to return the documents to the archives

18:01So that I wouldn't get fined 10 cents

18:02For taking them late

18:03Mr. Bartókumu

18:06Can we begin?

18:07Of course

18:08Mr. Appleton has the contracts

18:10All we need is your signature

18:11Well

18:12Before that, there's one thing I need to do.

18:17Okay, fine, fine

18:18It won't take more than a minute.

18:19How embarrassing you are!

18:44Go on, sit down and listen

18:46Once upon a time

18:53A beautiful island in the South Pacific

18:57Tamiki Call

18:58And the Tamiki

19:00Hey, Valky

19:01Valky, I have an idea.

19:02Bob, why don't you sign the papers first?

19:04And you tell that story.

19:05While they prepare our checks?

19:08Cousin, cousin

19:09What I'm about to say is important.

19:10OK?

19:11Relax, okay?

19:12The Tamiki family were very happy.

19:15One day they sold part of the island

19:18To a large company

19:19This company wanted the land.

19:21For storing things

19:23And what kind of things did they want to store?

19:27Well, it wasn't about things

19:29Like the ones we usually keep in the garage

19:31Like Christmas decorations

19:34Old magazines

19:36Or the typical fish-shaped boat

19:38The one from whom the candies are taken out through the mouth

19:41No, they wanted to store other kinds of things

19:46So

19:47After some time

19:50The palm trees began to die.

19:53The water started to smell bad

19:55And the Tamiki people began to fall ill.

19:58After a short time

20:00They had to leave their beautiful island

20:02Because she was no longer beautiful.

20:04What that large company was storing

20:06They were toxic wastes

20:08Do you know what the company was called?

20:11What did that do to Tamiki?

20:13I'm a little dizzy

20:15They contain bicarbonate of soda.

20:16The company name is

20:20Cypher Incorporated

20:21Cypher Incorporated

20:25Okay, Valky

20:26It's been an interesting story.

20:27But these nice gentlemen

20:29They work for Worldwide Amalgamated

20:31So they sign the papers.

20:32Worldwide Amalgamated

20:36Owned by Cypher Incorporated

20:38Come on, Chiqui

20:39I have learned of these events

20:44When I took the microfilm to the Archives

20:46I want to take advantage of this opportunity

20:48To give thanks

20:50To my official advisor

20:51Cousin Larry

20:52What did you suggest?

20:53That he would see the microfilm

20:54On the screen

20:55I'm sorry, gentlemen

21:00No deal.

21:01Good morning, gentlemen

21:02Find me another island

21:04No deal.

21:11No deal.

21:12No deal.

21:13No deal.

21:13But I wanted to make the deal.

21:16I wanted to make the deal.

21:18Come on, cousin

21:32Come on

21:33Look at it this way

21:36We have saved lives

21:38From the people of Mipos

21:39Well, yes

21:41Well, yes, that's fine.

21:43But all that

21:48Money

21:50It was a lot

21:50No, yes, no, yes

21:51Come on, come on

21:53You have it, Rubén

21:54We've done something good.

21:57Well, actually

21:59The one who did it

22:00It was you

22:01I just wanted to be

22:03The best for Mipos

22:05And you have done it

22:07I understand that they appointed you

22:14Negotiator

22:15Official

22:16King Ferdinand

22:18He's not stupid.

22:19Of course it isn't

22:20Don't be ridiculous

22:21He just likes the costume.

22:27Don't be ridiculous

22:57Thanks for watching the video.

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