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Cuando Larry escribe un artículo en el que denuncia a un delincuente, se regodea en la gloria. Pero más tarde aparece un hombre que quiere ver al autor del artículo y afirma que está lleno de inexactitudes. Cuando Larry le pide que se marche, él se abre la chaqueta y muestra que lleva una bomba atada al cuerpo. A continuación, ata a Larry y a Balki. Luego afirma que fue él quien organizó la operación, y no su jefe. Así que planea inmolarse, por lo que Larry y Balki intentan convencerlo de que no lo haga.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30From Marshall and Walpole
01:31But they'll say I worked on it
01:32After all, without my research there would be no article
01:35Money laundering in Chicago
01:38A dirty business
01:39Elegant title
01:43Well, actually Marshall came up with the title
01:45But I put the punctuation in.
01:47Cousin, ask
01:51When they launder money
01:52They wash the 10s and the 20s separately.
01:55No, Valky
01:58Money laundering is taking money earned illegally.
02:01And channel it through a legitimate business
02:04So that its illegal origin cannot be detected
02:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll get it, I'll get it
02:09So, pre-washing is the problem.
02:12No, if they use fabric softener
02:20Larry didn't see your name
02:24It won't be on the front page
02:25But at the end of the article they always say
02:28All the people who have contributed to history
02:30Oh, cousin, cousin, cousin
02:35There's something here, there's something here
02:37It's even written in those slanted, tiny letters
02:40Italics
02:41No, English
02:42Marshall and Walpole's team of investigative reporters
02:49He has won two Pulitzer Prizes
02:51That's all?
02:56Not even an investigation by Larry Appleton?
02:58Special thanks to Larry Appleton?
03:01Would we have been lost without Larry Appleton?
03:04Cousin, calm down, what was that last part?
03:06Forget it
03:06They don't mention me at all
03:09Oh, cousin
03:12No, don't feel ripped off.
03:16Your time will come, you just have to be patient
03:19Valky is right
03:22Larry has been a flight attendant for the past five years
03:24And I never thought anyone would notice me
03:26And yesterday they made me the head of my own crew
03:29Congratulations!
03:32That's wonderful.
03:33You hadn't told me.
03:35Well, I was waiting for the right moment
03:40But it's not fair
03:41I've worked just as hard as you.
03:43And I'm just the head of a department
03:45Of smokers
03:47Maybe we should leave
03:51We'll talk tomorrow, Larry.
03:53Bye
03:53You weren't going to tell me, were you?
03:56I was going to tell you
03:57When?
03:57At eight thousand meters?
03:58When am I suffocating from secondhand smoke?
04:02Can you believe this?
04:05It can't be done
04:06That secondhand smoke must be nauseating.
04:09Locke, Malkiel, have Marshall and Walpole write a five-page story and not give me any credit.
04:16No, listen, cousin
04:18Listen, all your friends at the newspaper know how much work you put into that article.
04:23And you can bet they'll give you credit.
04:26You think?
04:27They're going to give you so much credit that you won't have to carry any money for a year.
04:31I'd be happy with a pat on the back for a job well done.
04:37But, cousin, if that's all you need, then have the first one.
04:40Okay, Malkiel
04:54Almost everyone has gone home and I've received compliments from Marshall and Walpole
04:59But I'm still waiting for my first pat on the back
05:03Well, cousin, do you remember that...
05:06Sorry, my second pat on the back
05:08Valky
05:11I'll return these books to the archive and then we can leave.
05:16Sorry
05:24I'm looking for Marshall and Walpole
05:28Oh, they're not here.
05:29They went on television to appear in a late-night movie with Ted Coppel live from Chicago via celluloid
05:36But I need to talk to someone
05:42It's about the article on money laundering.
05:44Oh, well, you can talk to cousin Larry.
05:46He is one of the most important journalists at the Chronicle
05:49And not many people know this.
05:51In fact, nobody seems to know.
05:53But you will see
05:53If it weren't for cousin Larry, that article would never have been written
06:00Well then, he's the one I want to talk to.
06:03Come on, Valky, let's get out of here
06:07Cousin, cousin, cousin
06:07This nice man wants to talk to you about the washing machine money article.
06:12Yes, yes, I know.
06:17Great article, very well written
06:19Another Pulitzer Prize for Marshall and Walpole
06:21She is very kind.
06:22Cousin
06:23You might think it's very well written, but I don't.
06:26I have never seen an article with so many inaccuracies in my entire life
06:30What do you think, cousin?
06:32People are starting to realize it.
06:34Perhaps you should have your eyes checked.
06:38Because I personally verified every single fact time and time again.
06:42Is it good or what?
06:45You should have checked it again.
06:47Because that article is full of fabrications
06:50Half-truths and half-interpretations
06:53Wow, cousin!
06:55It sounds like you have a fan
06:57Wait a minute
07:01That article broke my back.
07:04I worked nights and weekends
07:05No, I haven't eaten in a month
07:06I can't believe it
07:08Nor me
07:09I spend all day waiting for some kind of recognition.
07:14And my first pat on the back is a slap in the face
07:17Second pat on the back
07:19You're right
07:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry
07:21Thank you so much
07:22Now, get out of here before I throw you out.
07:25Out!
07:26I will not leave until I am satisfied
07:29Okay, stay.
07:30We're leaving
07:31The point is, in fact, nobody is going anywhere.
07:35Oh really?
07:36And how is he going to prevent it?
07:38With this
07:39Oh, mother!
08:02You know?
08:03The thing is, I don't have that much to do with the article.
08:06I mean, the real research was done by people who are much higher up than me.
08:10I just did the... spelling
08:12Ignore him
08:15Cousin Larry is very modest
08:17The truth is, if it weren't for Cousin Larry
08:21That article would never be printed.
08:23Could you cover his mouth?
08:27Is it very strong?
08:32No, it's comfortable.
08:33Thank you
08:34But next time
08:37You should consider using a crow's foot knot
08:40It allows a certain freedom of movement with minimal cost
08:45I know that knot
08:49Do I know how to sail?
08:51Don't mess with me!
08:53Do you recognize that knot?
08:54Well, I can...
08:55Valque!
08:55Tell him that...
08:57He doesn't want a medal of merit.
08:58This guy is threatening to blow us up
09:02How could I do that?
09:06He has 20 sticks of dynamite strapped to his...
09:0924
09:0924 sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest
09:13Isn't it a decorative element?
09:20It is not a decorative element
09:27Well then...
09:32It must be a...
09:35A bomb
09:36Yes, it must be.
09:40This man could blow us up
09:45We shouldn't have let him tie us to the chair
09:50Who are you?
09:57Why is he doing this?
09:59Who am I?
10:00And why is he doing this?
10:03And why am I doing this?
10:05Well, you are a good reporter indeed.
10:07You don't even know who Marvin Berman is.
10:09But that...
10:13It's the story of my life
10:14I do the work and someone else takes the credit
10:17I need them to give me credit too
10:20I need to be recognized
10:22I want to be thanked.
10:23I need my place in the sun
10:25It sounds like I need a vacation
10:27You're a foreigner, aren't you?
10:32Bartókomus plays cowboys and Indians in your free time
10:45And you don't work here
10:49Get out
10:50Gorplay!
10:52Do not confront him
10:53It has a bomb
10:55A bomb
10:57Yes of course
10:58A bomb
11:01A bomb
11:04Yes, it does have a bomb.
11:08Please, you have to let me leave.
11:12I have four children and a pregnant wife.
11:15Mr. Gorplay
11:18It must have been a whirlwind romance
11:21This morning I was single
11:26Could you cover his mouth?
11:30Okay, okay
11:31Let's see this
11:32Please, please
11:33I beg you
11:33I am young
11:34I have a whole life ahead of me.
11:35Alright
11:36Alright
11:37Look, listen
11:38I already have hostages
11:39But you
11:40You can tell the police.
11:42And to the media
11:43Yes, I can do it
11:44Tell them I have their two friends prisoner.
11:47And what if they don't give me what I want?
11:48I will blow this building to the ground.
11:50Listen, lieutenant
12:00The next time I call
12:01It's better if it's the editor.
12:02Now you only have ten minutes
12:04Or flight to the building
12:05And I set the counter.
12:06Now
12:07No, listen
12:10Marvin, Marvin
12:11A question
12:12Which is it?
12:12Well, just because
12:13Just for
12:14Pure curiosity
12:16What is it that he wants?
12:19What do I want?
12:21Good
12:22I'll tell you exactly.
12:23What is it that I want?
12:24What I intend
12:25Excuse me, excuse me Marvin
12:26Before the details get bogged down
12:29Aren't we forgetting something?
12:31No, I don't think so.
12:32Yeah
12:32He was about to set his counter
12:35Thank you
12:42Where is my head?
12:50Why are you telling him
12:51Should I put the counter on?
12:53Because if it doesn't put the counter on
12:56Bad vibes
13:05Marvin
13:08Why is he doing this?
13:11For a single article
13:12Because he gives him all the credit.
13:14To my idiot boss
13:15When the real brain
13:17What's behind money laundering?
13:19It's me
13:20You?
13:21Yeah
13:22I made the model
13:24From the corporations
13:25I started
13:26Fake accounts
13:27I chose the furniture
13:28Office
13:29Why have I never heard
13:32Talk about you?
13:33I have lived with you
13:34Three years
13:34Not you
13:35Not you
13:35Not you
13:36He
13:37Why haven't I heard of him?
13:42And how do you expect me to know?
13:44Marvin, could you clarify that for us?
13:47Because I'm just the accountant
13:48And nobody pays attention to the accountant
13:50But now they will.
13:52When I speak to the editor
13:54I will demand that I be recognized.
13:55I'll make the chronic
13:56Publish a retraction
13:57Retraction?
13:59A retraction?
13:59Good idea
14:00That's constructive.
14:01But what kind of retraction?
14:03A complete A?
14:04A partial A?
14:04Marvin, Marvin, Marvin
14:06You should know exactly
14:09What you want
14:10Before the editor calls
14:11Because I can tell you
14:12The little time
14:13What's left for us?
14:15Know?
14:18You're absolutely right
14:19I hadn't really planned this out.
14:21Well, I've been busy
14:23I had to go all the way to Estokia
14:25By the counter
14:26But Marvin
14:28I should have gone to Salz's armory
14:30They have everything
14:31Do you know what they say?
14:34If Salz doesn't have it
14:35You don't need it
14:37Marvin, listen
14:40You should write down your requests
14:42Why don't you take a moment?
14:45A few private minutes just for you
14:47Far from this mess
14:48And this commotion
14:50Know?
14:50There's a private office back there.
14:52Yes, good idea.
14:55OK
14:56I'll be right back
14:57Come on, Marquín
15:01Get out of here
15:02Push hard
15:03Guys
15:08What do you think?
15:15You should call me
15:17Criminal mastermind
15:19The diabolical genius
15:20diabolical genius
15:23I don't know
15:24Sounds like Batman
15:26Marvin
15:29Listen
15:30I think this bomb thing
15:32It's the wrong path.
15:34Even if he publishes the retraction
15:36I don't know how you'll avoid going to jail
15:38Well, I could be a state witness.
15:40State witness?
15:41Yeah
15:42Trust me
15:44You can tell your side of the story
15:45Gain recognition
15:47That he so richly deserves.
15:48Participate in the program
15:49Official witness protection
15:50And avoid a long sentence
15:52In prison
15:53Valky, where did you hear about state witnesses?
15:55At the New Colombo
15:57Marvin
16:00Valky is right
16:02If you change sides
16:04And you testify against your boss
16:05They won't just give you credit
16:06But you'll also be a hero
16:08That?
16:10Yeah
16:10A hero?
16:12Like something out of a movie.
16:12You know what happens to heroes
16:16Do they appear in magazines?
16:20Interviews
16:23Perhaps a book
16:24I would help you
16:26The sooner you untie us
16:28I'll get to work first.
16:30And I will
16:31I heard this
16:34Marvin
16:36You might also want to disconnect your pump.
16:40Know
16:43Anyway
16:44I never meant to go this far
16:45I hate digital watches
16:51Guys
16:54It doesn't disconnect
16:56Because he should have gone to Sals
17:03I've already told him before
17:04Marvin, do something
17:08Don't pester me
17:10I'm not good under pressure
17:11Let's see, I just have to unplug it
17:14So I just have to pull the red cable
17:16Or is it white?
17:18Don't know
17:22Boys, boys, boys
17:24I'm not good at this
17:25I only know how to have ideas
17:27I don't feel well
17:31I think I'm going to faint
17:33No no
17:34No no
17:35Marvin, Marvin
17:36Don't faint now
17:37Marvin
17:38OK?
17:39OK?
17:39Yes, okay, okay, okay
17:41I'm fine
17:43Oh, mother!
17:48Is it cold?
17:49Valky
17:49We have one minute left
17:51We have to leave
17:52Valky!
17:57Cousin, I can't leave him like this
17:58I'll try to disconnect the pump without me.
18:01I hate it when you do this
18:03OK
18:05Let me try
18:06Get out of the way, get out of the way
18:07Let me see
18:08Red wire, white wire, red wire
18:10Red sky night
18:11Sailor's Delight
18:12Hey?
18:12What, sailor?
18:14There's a green one!
18:15He hasn't said anything about a green cable!
18:17Marvin!
18:18Marvin!
18:19What about the green cable?
18:21Marvin!
18:22What about the green cable?
18:24Marvin!
18:25Cousin!
18:25Cousin!
18:26Hey...
18:27I'm going to try it with red.
18:31Valky, no!
18:32What if you're wrong?
18:33Well, cousin, there are only five seconds left.
18:36What's the worst that can happen?
18:37Halo!
18:43Marvin!
18:44You did it!
18:45You did it!
18:46He's with me!
18:47Let's see!
18:47They took Martin Berman
18:57To the general hospital
18:59Where he is being held
19:00Under psychiatric observation
19:02Oh, Larry
19:05Your first article on the front page
19:07I'm so proud of you
19:09Oh, Valky!
19:20Your first bomb defused
19:22I'm so proud of you
19:25Okay, we'd better go.
19:40I have to work at seven
19:45I thought we had to arrive by ten
19:47Well, the crew chief
19:52You must arrive early
19:53Rub it in my face
19:55Say yes
19:56What's your problem?
19:58You acted the same way
20:00When I was appointed class treasurer
20:01Was I appointed class treasurer?
20:03Another thing you've never told me
20:05Miriam
20:07You were the director of my campaign
20:09It's true
20:12Cousin, look at this
20:17Here's another article about Marvin.
20:19Yeah
20:20Marvin Berman
20:23Criminal mastermind
20:24Master for the...
20:25I'm glad you chose the criminal mastermind option
20:27He's going to write a book
20:31Telling his side of the story
20:33With the Pulitzer Prize winners
20:35Marshall and Walpole
20:36Oh
20:37Are those guys involved in everything or what?
20:42I can't believe it
20:44That book was my idea
20:45When will I get a chance?
20:48Cousin, wait a minute
20:49Are you listening to yourself?
20:52Valky, I just want the credit I deserve.
20:55Well, Marvin Berman too.
20:57And look what happened
20:59Cousin
21:00Yesterday, everything you wanted
21:03It was seeing your name in tiny letters
21:05At the end of a long article
21:08And today your name appears
21:10In large black letters
21:13On the front page
21:15And you're still not happy.
21:17If you ask me
21:20I'll tell you, you're nothing but a dirty, selfish person.
21:23I think things are going pretty well
21:30Well, it was about time you found out something.
21:33Valky, don't you want to read my article?
21:40So that?
21:41You've already read it to us.
21:42And very well, indeed.
21:43Well, at least you should take a look at the end
21:47Valky Bartókomus contributed to this article
21:56My name in the newspaper
22:04Wait until Mom sees it
22:07Thanks, cousin
22:12You are welcome
22:13Hey, cousin
22:15Maybe someday
22:16The team of Bartókomus and Appleton
22:19I won the Pulitzer Prize
22:21Appleton and Bartókomus
22:27You're absolutely right
22:28Yes, yes
22:29It's not necessary
22:29He explains
22:30Yeah
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