Saltar al reproductorSaltar al contenido principal
  • hace 2 días
Larry se entera de que el Sr. Gorpley ganó el dinero de Balki en el póquer haciendo trampa e intenta derrotarlo y recuperar el dinero de Balki.

Categoría

📺
TV
Transcripción
00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Distant Cousins
02:01Distant Cousins
02:03Distant Cousins
02:05Distant Cousins
02:07Distant Cousins
02:09Distant Cousins
02:11Distant Cousins
02:13Distant Cousins
02:15Distant Cousins
02:17Distant Cousins
02:19Distant Cousins
02:21Distant Cousins
02:23Distant Cousins
02:25Distant Cousins
02:27Distant Cousins
02:29Distant Cousins
02:31Distant Cousins
02:33Distant Cousins
02:35Distant Cousins
02:37Distant Cousins
02:39Distant Cousins
02:41Distant Cousins
02:43Distant Cousins
02:45Distant Cousins
02:47Distant Cousins
02:49Distant Cousins
02:52Distant Cousins
02:53Primon
02:55Distant Cousins
02:57Distant Cousins
02:59Cousin
03:01Cousin
03:03Distant Cousins
03:05has taken advantage of you.
03:07Don't get angry with Mr. Godplay.
03:08It wasn't his fault.
03:10He tried to help me.
03:11She sat down next to me kindly
03:13to be able to see my cards.
03:17Seeing your cards goes against the rules.
03:21Oh, really?
03:21Yes that's how it is.
03:22Wow, sniff me.
03:28That's why he wouldn't let me see his letters.
03:32Do you think that's the reason he always lost?
03:35Yes, I think so.
03:39Cousin, do you think if I go to Mr. Godplay
03:41And I ask you politely,
03:43Will I get my money back?
03:45Valky, you're dreaming.
03:47Oh, really?
03:48Are you saying I haven't been playing poker?
03:50all night and I haven't lost $100?
03:53Cousin,
03:54It seemed so real.
03:58Valky was real.
04:00What I meant was that Godplay
04:01He takes the game seriously.
04:03The only way to get your money back
04:06It's by beating them on their own turf.
04:07Well, cousin,
04:08I would love to get my money back.
04:11Actually,
04:12The only thing I didn't like about the game
04:14It was losing the $100.
04:16Apart from that,
04:17It was a great occasion
04:18to experience the messes
04:19among men.
04:25Ties.
04:26The ties.
04:29Ties.
04:41Valky,
04:42Would you like to come, please?
04:44Please?
04:44Did I catch you at a bad time?
05:08No?
05:08So why are you wearing that hat?
05:11bullet-shaped?
05:16Oh,
05:17I've had an idea
05:18to recover the $100
05:20that I lost.
05:21I'm going to work on weekends
05:23human cannonball.
05:29Valky,
05:29Forget about that.
05:32It won't be necessary.
05:36I told Gordplay
05:37that we will play tomorrow night.
05:40I'm going to get your money back.
05:41Seriously, cousin?
05:43But,
05:43But be careful.
05:44Mr. Gordplay
05:45He's a real hare.
05:56Didn't you mean
05:58lynx?
05:59Valky,
06:06coincidentally,
06:07I am a great
06:08poker player.
06:09In the world of poker
06:10I was known
06:11like the impassive
06:12Larry Appleton.
06:14Well,
06:15in the world of milking goats
06:16I was known
06:17as
06:18Manofirme Valky.
06:20No?
06:20No?
06:20No?
06:21No?
06:21No?
06:22No?
06:22No?
06:23No?
06:23No?
06:24No?
06:24No?
06:24No?
06:25No?
06:25No?
06:26No?
06:26No?
06:26No?
06:26No?
06:27No?
06:27No?
06:28No?
06:28No?
06:29No?
06:29Are you going to pay attention to me?
06:34Yes, yes.
06:35I'm listening.
06:36I'm listening.
06:37The first thing I have to do
06:38It's about teaching you how to play poker.
06:40I've written down some simple rules for you.
06:41so you know how to play your cards.
06:43Two pairs beat one pair,
06:45Three of a kind beat a pair.
06:46A full house is three of a kind and one pair.
06:47and they win at three equals
06:48and four of a kind beat a full house.
06:50Any questions?
06:52Any questions?
06:54Wow!
06:57Even though it may seem very complicated.
07:00Mr. Gorkley only gave me five cards.
07:02We both looked at them and she kept my money.
07:08This will be different, sit down.
07:10This time we're going to keep Gorkley's money.
07:18Now, it's very important that nobody knows.
07:23What cards do you have in your hand, okay?
07:27Hey?
07:27Look at me first.
07:31I pick up my cards.
07:33They can be good
07:33and they can be bad.
07:36I look at my cards
07:37And what do you see in my face?
07:40Do you have any ketchup there?
07:46And also...
07:47Enough, enough.
07:50What I mean is
07:52that your face shouldn't reveal anything
07:54about the cards you have in your hand.
07:56That's not what you'd call a poker face.
07:58Poker face.
07:59You reassure me.
08:01I thought it meant
08:01that they throw a poker hand in your face.
08:08Do you want me to give you your money back?
08:10Yes I want.
08:10Yes I want.
08:11So?
08:11So?
08:12OK.
08:13Pay attention.
08:14Okay, okay.
08:16Good.
08:17Look at your cards.
08:18Remember,
08:19Your face must not reveal anything.
08:21about the cards you have in your hand.
08:26No, no, no.
08:27No, no, no.
08:28No, no, no.
08:29No, no, no.
08:29No, no, no, no.
08:30No, no, no.
08:31No, no, no.
08:31No, no, no, no.
08:31No, no, no.
08:32No, no, no, no.
08:32No, no, no, no, no.
08:33No, no, no, no.
08:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:35No, no, no, no, no.
08:36No, no, no, no, no.
08:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:38No, no, no, no, no.
08:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:40No, no, no.
09:10Good move.
09:16How did you know?
09:20Valky, I don't want us to spend all night teaching you how to play poker.
09:24No, cousin, I want to learn how to play poker.
09:25No, no, no, okay, okay, I'll teach you how to play later, but first I'll teach you the plan.
09:30Do you have a plan?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Brilliant.
09:33Is the fun over?
09:35Valky, tomorrow we'll play Goplin first.
09:37We'll deliberately lose some hands so he thinks I'm a beginner too.
09:42Then I'll suggest we pool our money and that I'll play for both of us.
09:44If he agrees, you'll leave it in my hands and I'll get your money back.
09:49Thanks, cousin.
09:51But are you sure you can beat Mr. Corplay?
09:53Valky.
09:53You're talking to the impassive Larry Appleton.
09:58I can beat anyone.
09:59I have magic in my hands.
10:16I have two cards and the dealer wants three.
10:20I think this is worth five bucks.
10:25Andre?
10:27Walt?
10:29I'm not going.
10:31It's your turn, Bartókomus.
10:32Do you see it?
10:35Wow.
10:39Wow.
10:41Wow!
10:42Yes, I see it.
10:45Any.
10:46I have nothing to do with it.
10:49What do you say, Appleton?
10:53I see it.
10:55She cries while looking at this.
10:56Pair of threes.
11:00Wow.
11:01How awful.
11:03Pair of sixes.
11:05Pair of sixes.
11:07But, what luck.
11:12Emo, you and I must be the worst poker players in the whole world.
11:17In fact, I doubt that in the entire history of card games there have been two more disastrous fans.
11:26Hey, I have an idea.
11:30Oh, really?
11:31Of course.
11:32It wasn't planned, but...
11:35What if Valky and I pool our money and only one of us plays?
11:38So, if we raise the stakes, we'll have a better chance of getting our money back.
11:43Cousin, that's a great plan.
11:45Even if it's not a plan, but something that just occurred to you, right?
11:49Want to raise the stakes?
12:00Does that sound good to you?
12:02Hey, San, these guys are beginners.
12:04Come on, I don't think it's fair.
12:06If you want justice, go play in the children's league.
12:11OK.
12:13Without limit.
12:14Which one of you is going to play?
12:15Well, I think if we both keep playing, we'll have a better chance of making our money last longer.
12:21Because that way, we will continue to invest little by little.
12:24Otherwise, we won't spend all the money.
12:26What was the question?
12:32Which one of you two is going to play?
12:35Ah, him.
12:40We've decided that cousin Larry will play.
12:43Although we hadn't planned it because it just occurred to him on his own.
12:50Now, how about we play some serious poker?
12:53OK.
13:11I see your five and I go up to twenty.
13:16Andre?
13:18Walt?
13:18Retire, cousin.
13:21Val what?
13:22Walk away, leave, forget about it.
13:24But don't keep losing any more money.
13:27I try to play poker.
13:30I see your twenties.
13:33And I'll add another twenty.
13:37OK.
13:39I see them, what's wrong?
13:39Trio of Jotas, top that.
13:43Okay, trio of Kings.
13:46Cousin, I need to talk to you privately.
13:48Sorry.
13:49I'll be right back.
13:51Cousin, do you remember that with your plan of the impassive Larry you were going to recover my one hundred dollars?
13:57Well, I can't help but notice that we've lost another twenty dollars when the impassive plan begins.
14:02It's going wonderfully.
14:06Gorpley believes he will win.
14:07Wow, what a coincidence.
14:08I think he wins too.
14:14I'm controlling the situation.
14:17Give me the money you have left.
14:18I don't think so.
14:19I keep giving you money and you keep giving it to Gorpley.
14:25And I know how to do that too.
14:27Valti, your money is safe with me.
14:31Give it to me.
14:32Cousin.
14:34These are my last twenty dollars.
14:37I warn you, they are furious.
14:38If you lose them, I'll be furious too.
14:44Good.
14:45Trust me.
14:47Good.
14:48Here I am.
14:52Boys, boys, boys.
14:54Why don't you just give me the twenty dollars and go?
14:57You can't beat me.
14:59I've been playing poker since high school.
15:01He used to call me the skillful Sam Gorpley.
15:05Cousin, let's get out of here.
15:06Their weed is better than ours.
15:12I can handle him.
15:13Okay.
15:13I will beat him.
15:14Okay.
15:15Why don't you go to the movies?
15:16I'd like to, but you have my money.
15:19Give me chips worth twenty dollars.
15:24Larry, I was afraid to find you here.
15:26Jennifer.
15:27Wow.
15:28Who is the blonde?
15:29Appleton's girlfriend.
15:30Because?
15:31Don't know.
15:35Larry, can I talk to you for a moment?
15:37Not now.
15:38My turn.
15:40Valky, we have...
15:40OK.
15:44Valky, we have to get Larry out of here.
15:46Now tell me something new.
15:49How's it going?
15:50He says he's doing well, but Mr. Gorpley has all our money.
15:54If we don't get Larry out of here, he'll start writing checks, he'll bet his car, he'll bet everything he owns.
15:59I'll raise it by twenty dollars.
16:01But how can that be?
16:03He was supposed to be the impassive Larry Appleton.
16:06He was the impassive Larry Appleton years ago, but that was before he got the fever.
16:11She became so upset that she swore to quit and never pick up the cards again.
16:15I told him not to take the risk, but...
16:17He said he had to do it for you.
16:20But, but, but...
16:21But do you think he still has some control?
16:23Here are your twenty...
16:27And the blonde.
16:34It seems not.
16:36Come on, Jennifer, we have to get him out of here.
16:38Pimo, come on, we're leaving right now.
16:40I'm not going anywhere.
16:42Larry, please, you know you have the fever, you can't win.
16:45Pimo, I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
16:47Come on, don't get rid of someone.
16:48No, no, no, no.
16:49No, no, no, no.
16:50Mr. Gorpley, tell him it's over.
16:53Let us take him home, he's lost control.
16:55He has twenty dollars on the table.
16:57Not to mention the blonde.
16:59I am not at the table.
17:03Well, I'm going to do it.
17:06Marty.
17:07That?
17:08Put me down.
17:08No, cousin.
17:09Put me down, put me down, put me down, put me down, put me down, now.
17:12Do you think that will help you?
17:14You're short, you dress really weird, and you walk like a duck.
17:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:29Lower, not reduce.
17:30Already.
17:35Other couple.
17:37Pair of Jotas.
17:38You lose Appleton again.
17:42Okay, Gorpley, what do you think?
17:44If we steal all the scrap metal or a peace.
17:47No, cousin, you can't bet on junk from the collection for years.
17:54Okay, we'll play another hand.
17:57But what are you going to bet?
17:59I bet.
18:00My pay for the week.
18:02Against all that we have lost tonight and the hundred that Valky lost.
18:07Ooh, you know how to bet big.
18:10Cousin, cousin, it's your pay.
18:12That?
18:17Don't worry.
18:20I'm not going to lose.
18:23I want three.
18:28And do I want to?
18:30A.
18:34I have an idea.
18:36I'll round up the bet.
18:40I bet
18:40my car.
18:43Wow.
18:45No, cousin.
18:46Don't do that.
18:47You don't even have a partner.
18:50Valky.
18:52I have a feeling it's a bluff.
18:57Do you want to bet the car?
19:02I see it.
19:04What do you have?
19:06Full house of aces and kings.
19:11Can you leave the car and come back by bus?
19:13Will this be a good lesson in humility?
19:16It's not that simple, Eagle.
19:22When I started playing you thought I was a fledgling and that you were going to pluck me clean.
19:26Cousin, forget the metaphors.
19:31I don't know what you're saying and I'm dying to know if we won or lost.
19:36I thought he didn't know how to play and that he would take everything I have.
19:39And when you heard Jennifer say she had lost control, you thought you owned her.
19:45Cousin!
19:45That he could keep everything.
19:53But it was a trap and you walked right into it.
19:57Was the blonde in on it?
19:58I have a name.
20:02And a phone number?
20:04Walt, shut up.
20:08Valky, that's right.
20:09I don't have a partner.
20:11I have a color ladder.
20:12Have you lost, Goreplay?
20:27I can't believe I've lost my car.
20:34Well, I don't want your car.
20:38I only came to recover what Valky lost.
20:40Nice gesture, cousin.
20:45But those are your keys.
20:58Cousin, are you telling me that Jennifer knew you were faking losing control?
21:06That's how it is.
21:07Cousin, why didn't you tell me you were going to do that?
21:11I was worried.
21:12I've spent the whole night on an emotional rollercoaster.
21:19I'm sorry, Valky, but I had no choice.
21:22I knew you wouldn't keep the secret from me.
21:24You don't know how to pretend.
21:28Oh, I'm sorry.
21:29We all have our flaws.
21:31No, no, Valky.
21:32It's good that you're like this.
21:34Okay, here's your $100.
21:38Thanks, cousin.
21:41Thank you for returning my money.
21:44I'm sure you would do it for me.
21:45You know it's true.
21:48Cousin, this has been quite a week.
21:52Mr. Goreplay has deceived me.
21:55You have deceived me.
21:57Jennifer has deceived me.
21:58I'm starting to think that...
22:03...HE...
22:04...he deceives me easily.
22:09To you?
22:10To you?
22:11No, no, Valky, you're not easily fooled.
22:15Oh really?
22:16You've taken a weight off my mind.
22:20Oh.
22:21What's that?
22:27What is it?
22:31What's that?
22:35What is what?
22:36What's that?
23:02Thanks for watching the video.
Sé la primera persona en añadir un comentario
Añade tu comentario

Recomendada