00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:32Distant Cousins
01:34Okay, listen to this.
01:36I just arrived from Los Angeles
01:39How rested are my arms?
01:43No, no, no, it's not like that, just a moment
01:47Valky, I'd like to hear it, but I'm busy
01:53Oh, cousin, what are you doing?
01:57I place my bets for the office football pool.
02:00Football pool?
02:01Football pool
02:02Well, give me garlic and tell me I stink.
02:05No, I didn't know that was the case at work.
02:10It's not like it's so big that you can play football on it.
02:12Valky, a football pool is like the lottery.
02:17For one dollar you choose the teams you think will win on Sunday
02:20And whoever guesses the most winners wins.
02:23Wow
02:24And what does the winner who wins the most winners get?
02:30Well, about 65 dollars
02:33Don't mess with me!
02:37$65?
02:38I want to play
02:39Here, my dollar
02:41What do I do now?
02:43Okay, circle the teams you think will win
02:48Valky, keep in mind that choosing the winning football team is very complicated.
02:53If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
02:58Who should I give this to?
03:12Oh no, no, no! That's not how it was, that's not how it was
03:14I remember, I remember
03:15I just arrived by bus from Denver
03:19How tired are my arms?
03:25Wait a minute, no, no, no, no
03:26That wasn't the case.
03:27I can imagine it
03:28It's hard to be a comedian
03:36Ah, Bartókomos
03:39I don't know how you did it
03:41But you've won the football pools
03:44Valky has won the lottery
03:46Has Valky won the lottery?
03:49Has Valky won the lottery?
03:53And how much has he earned?
03:54Would you have earned $65 if it weren't for that anti-immigrant law?
03:59Sam, give her her money or I'll publish the letter your ex-wife sent to my office.
04:08You know, the one titled "Scammed in Chicago"
04:13This week we will forget the rule
04:19Thank you, Mr. Gortley
04:21Lidia, this week you have three letters
04:24Do you need help?
04:30I'll publish the letter anyway.
04:32Money makes the world go round
04:37Turn the world
04:38Turn the world
04:38Spin
04:39Money makes the world go round
04:42Turn the world
04:43You guessed all 13 winners
04:46How did you do it?
04:47Don't know
04:48Was it my shepherd's intuition?
04:53Shepherd's intuition?
04:56Yes, cousin, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense.
04:59Obviously a colt beats a colt
05:02And a lion beats a Bengal tiger
05:09After all, the lion is the king of the jungle
05:12I think the bills beat the charges
05:18Because no matter how much you charge to the account
05:21You always end up paying the bill.
05:24Well, Valky, the system is certainly amusing.
05:32But I wouldn't count on being lucky enough to win the lottery again.
05:37I prefer having a funny system than...
05:41The empty wallet
05:43Appleton, here's this week's ticket
06:03I need another one for Valky
06:05Because?
06:07Winning five weeks in a row isn't enough for him.
06:11Hey, Tom
06:20Yes, I'm Larry.
06:22Hey, are you still betting with a bookmaker?
06:27Can you tell me the name?
06:30The mule
06:30Is...
06:34Your last name?
06:37Can I have your phone number?
06:38I want to place football bets
06:40I know one thing for sure.
06:41Yeah
06:43Thank you
06:46Now, cousin
06:54I already have it
06:56Listen to this
06:58I just arrived from Los Angeles in...
07:02Good
07:03I'm so tired
07:06No, no, no, no
07:09Something's missing here.
07:11Valky, what happened to you?
07:14Oh, cousin
07:16Today is not my day
07:18It was at the printing press
07:21I told the boys I had won the lottery again.
07:23And they started patting me on the back and patting me on the chest
07:29They forgot that their hands were stained.
07:35And what is that yellow and green thing?
07:39It's a spinach omelet
07:41I was in the cafeteria, I told Millie, the waitress, that I had won the lottery again.
07:48And without meaning to, he spilled the whole tortilla on me.
07:52Fresh out of the microwave
07:57Okay, Valky, here's this week's ticket
08:02Why don't you fill it up?
08:05I can't, cousin
08:05Someone accidentally broke the tips of my pencils.
08:09Here, use mine.
08:11Well, Valky, are you going to ruin the fun of this week's football pools again?
08:19Oh no, I was going to place the bets
08:21Can I borrow your pencil?
08:24Clear
08:24Oh I'm sorry
08:30Just a minute, cousin
08:38I'm starting to see things darker than water
08:43Every time the topic of the lottery comes up, someone has an accident.
08:52And it's always me.
08:53I think the two things are related.
08:57I don't think so
09:00How will the bears fare this week?
09:03Cousin, listen to me
09:04They're all angry because I always win the football pools.
09:07So I'm not playing this week
09:08You can't leave it now
09:10Why not?
09:11You have committed to playing the football pools
09:13If you can't break the commitment
09:16Committed to whom?
09:17With who?
09:18With all those who participate
09:21With the game itself
09:23With America
09:24With all that this country means
09:26Why don't you burn the flag since you respect nothing?
09:33Cousin, I don't want to burn the flag
09:35But I don't want to keep playing
09:38I don't want people to be angry with me
09:40If you think they're angry now
09:42Wait until you tell them you're retiring
09:43Cousin, what if I explain to them that if I retire
09:46Will they have more chances to win?
09:48Valky, no
09:49They don't want to win alone.
09:50They want to defeat you
09:52Defeat me?
09:55Sink?
09:58Cousin, it's just a game
09:59Don't let me sink
10:00No, no, no, they don't want to sink you
10:03What they want is to beat you in the lottery.
10:05I tried to explain to you that it was complicated
10:07But you insisted on playing
10:09I fear there is no way out
10:10Why don't you fill out this form?
10:12Cousin, I'll do it later, later
10:14It's just that now I have...
10:17I need to get this crap off my pants
10:20Valky, what's wrong?
10:30Well...
10:31I played the football pools at the office
10:33These last five weeks
10:35Yeah?
10:36And I've won the last five.
10:39Would that depress anyone?
10:44Yeah
10:45Everyone is angry because I won
10:50I wish I didn't have to keep playing anymore
10:53Why don't you leave it?
10:55I wanted to leave it
10:56But cousin Larry said
10:57That would only make people even angrier.
10:59Because they don't just want to win
11:01But not defeat me
11:03Why don't you let yourself go?
11:07But...
11:07How is that done?
11:10Bet on the losers
11:11You will continue playing
11:12But another will win.
11:13Marian, you're brilliant!
11:18Thank you, Valky
11:19You inspire me
11:20Know?
11:25You make me sweat too
11:27Hello, Valky
11:36Have you filled out the football pools form?
11:39Hi, Larry
11:40Hi, Mary
11:40I hadn't seen you
11:41We were going to the movies right now.
11:46Great
11:47Why don't you fill out the football pools form before you leave?
11:48I'll take her to Mr. Gordplay
11:50OK
11:53I've filled it out
11:55That's it
12:05Very good
12:07Great
12:08Have fun!
12:10Don't come back late
12:11Bye
12:12Bye
12:13Bye
12:13Bye
12:14Listen, it's
12:23The mule
12:24Listen, I'm Larry Appleton
12:27Tom told me to call him
12:29Yes I want
12:30I want to do
12:30Ten football bets
12:32One thousand dollars each
12:34Exact
12:36Ten of the greats
12:38That is!
12:55I did it!
12:56I did it!
12:57I didn't get a single one right!
12:58I'm proud of you
13:00Thank you, Mary Ann
13:02It will be great to go to work tomorrow
13:04And don't throw food at me.
13:05How come he's not late seeing the results?
13:09Oh, he's gone to the Sports Grill
13:11They have ten televisions so they can watch all the matches at the same time
13:16He must be having the time of his life
13:19Are you okay?
13:38Mary Ann
13:39Do you mind if I talk to Valky?
13:41Alone?
13:44I don't know why not
13:45Ah, now
13:51Clear
13:52I have to go anyway
13:53Goodbye, Mary Ann
13:55Valky, do you realize that you haven't gotten a single match right today?
14:09I know, it's not wonderful
14:11How do you know?
14:14I copied your bets
14:15Cousin, you surprise me
14:17You should know that cheaters don't win.
14:19I know now
14:21How could you have failed all the tests?
14:30Okay, cousin, tie yourself up
14:31It was your idea
14:33Yes, you said
14:34You said people would be happy to beat me
14:39So I decided to bet on the losers so that everyone would be happy.
14:44Not everyone
14:47Valky
14:52I took your results
14:55And I bet ten thousand dollars with a bookmaker
14:59Did you bet ten thousand dollars with an athlete?
15:04Corridor
15:09Corridor
15:10Corridor
15:10A bookmaker is a person who accepts sports bets.
15:13And now I owe that guy
15:15Ten thousand dollars
15:17Oh, silly
15:21Cousin, in my post we had someone like that.
15:25Crazy Jimmy
15:27If you bet on the sheep races and didn't pay him
15:35He would shave your head and call you baldy in front of your parents
15:39Oh, you're awful
15:44Frightening
15:45Well, Valky, this is America.
15:50Things are somewhat different.
15:51If you don't pay a runner, he'll probably break your legs.
15:56Cousin, no
15:58We can't allow this, I'm going to call the police
16:00No, no, no, Valky, Valky, Valky
16:03Don't call the police anymore
16:04Cousin, I have to call, what he's going to do to you is illegal.
16:07Betting with a bookmaker is also an option.
16:08Cousin, how could you have done something illegal?
16:11I don't know, it was a stupid thing to do, I'm sorry
16:13But, but, what do you want me to do, Valky?
16:15He knows my name
16:16He knows where I live
16:18He knows where I keep my legs.
16:21Hey, Cousin
16:28What are you going to do?
16:32Well, there's only one thing I can do.
16:36Bet another ten thousand dollars on tomorrow's game
16:40Cousin, I don't know what the game is tomorrow.
16:43But if they break your legs for ten thousand dollars
16:46For twenty thousand, they might break something you really need.
16:51But that won't happen.
17:00Because if you choose tomorrow's winner, I won't owe you anything.
17:03Now let's see who's playing
17:05Wait a minute, not so fast
17:07What, what, what's going on?
17:08Cousin, the only way I'm going to help you
17:11It's if you promise that you will never
17:13And I say never, never, never
17:17You'll never bet with anyone again.
17:20Valky, I promise you I will never
17:23And I say never, never, never, never
17:26I will never bet with anyone again.
17:28And promise you'll take me to Disneyland
17:30I promise I'll pack you up
17:32It was worth a try
17:37Okay, I'll help you.
17:38Okay, okay
17:40Now, do what you need to do
17:43For your intuition to work...
17:46Pastor!
17:47I need to relax
17:49Relax?
17:49Yeah?
17:51Put your feet on something
17:53Pillow, a pillow for the head
17:56Anything else?
18:00Yeah
18:00Can you bring Dimitri to me?
18:10Can you turn off that light?
18:16Well
18:16Well
18:18That's it
18:20Ready?
18:23Ready
18:24The Packers
18:26And the Browns
18:28Who will win?
18:30Browns or Packers
18:31Browns or Packers
18:33Browns or Packers
18:34Can you repeat the question?
18:38The Browns or Packers
18:42The Browns or Packers
18:44The Browns or Packers
18:46I don't know, cousin
18:49I can't do it if you pressure me.
18:50That's good.
18:51Relax, relax, relax
18:53Relax, relax, relax
18:54No pressure
18:56No pressure
18:58My life is at stake.
19:00The Browns or Packers
19:05The Browns
19:07The Browns
19:08Yeah
19:08The Browns
19:09The Browns
19:09Yeah
19:09Browns
19:10They have no chance of winning the game
19:18The Packers
19:18They have the ball 25 meters away.
19:20Muffet moves to the back to pass the ball
19:22He's killing time.
19:23He gives it a long shot that's so, so hot.
19:26Yeah
19:26Yeah
19:27Valky
19:28All the Browns have to do to win is keep it up for the remaining 30 seconds.
19:32Valky
19:38Thank you
19:39I owe you my legs
19:41And anything else they could break.
19:43You're welcome, cousin
19:45Hey, I'd like a soda after all that yelling.
19:50Do you want one?
19:51Yes, I want to.
19:52He walks away and throws the ball to Taylor
19:55Taylor hesitates
19:56Hesitating?
19:57Don't put the Packers on the ball
19:59I'm on the 30th
20:00They have 40
20:01What a chain!
20:03I'm at 50
20:04It's on the 40th!
20:05It's on the 40th!
20:06The 40!
20:07Grab him!
20:08Grab him!
20:08Drop it!
20:10Drop it!
20:11Follow the girl!
20:12Grab him!
20:14Smash him!
20:16Drop it!
20:17It's on the foot!
20:18No!
20:19Effect!
20:19No!
20:20He's tripped!
20:21Yeah!
20:22Mile of a pleasant one!
20:25That's good?
20:26No
20:27It's bad
20:28It's very bad
20:30Val what?
20:31I'm leaving the country
20:32The Packers have time to make one more play
20:37Take it out!
20:38You fly to the ball!
20:40Grab him!
20:41Grab him!
20:44Grab him!
20:45Grab him by the knees!
20:46Alive!
20:47Grab him by the knees!
20:49Grab him!
20:50Grab him!
20:51Grab him!
20:52Grab him!
20:52Grab him!
20:53Grab him!
20:55Grab him!
20:56Where am I going?
20:57Leave him an entertainer!
20:58No, Eva!
20:58Eve!
20:59Now!
21:00It was an urgent matter, girl!
21:02Grab it if the area shows!
21:03In confusion and struggle!
21:05Whoever scores the first goal will be the winner!
21:09Who has the ball?
21:11Don't know!
21:11Eve!
21:12The players have been found!
21:14The Browns have the ball!
21:16Come on Browns!
21:17Come on Browns!
21:18Yes! Bulky! Bulky! Bulky! Bulky! I won! I won!
21:24I don't owe him anything! I can keep my legs!
21:27No, cousin! We're happy for the dance of joy
21:31Dy me! Dy me! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy!
21:48Valky, I've learned my lesson
21:54I will never bet on a football match again.
21:58Okay, cousin, that's fine.
22:00Sport is for fun, not for risking your life
22:03You're absolutely right
22:08Thank you for rescuing me
22:10Cousin, you're welcome, man
22:11And next week we fly to Atlanta
22:14How could I get tired of the dishes?
22:18That was Atlanta
22:48How could I get tired of the dishes?
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