Primos lejanos - 5x12 - Todos en la quiniela - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Cuando Larry descubre que la «intuición de pastor de ovejas» de Balki puede predecir los resultados de los partidos de fútbol, hace una gran apuesta con un corredor de apuestas.

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00:00Distant Cousins

00:30Distant Cousins

01:00Distant Cousins

01:30Distant Cousins

01:32Distant Cousins

01:34Okay, listen to this.

01:36I just arrived from Los Angeles

01:39How rested are my arms?

01:43No, no, no, it's not like that, just a moment

01:47Valky, I'd like to hear it, but I'm busy

01:53Oh, cousin, what are you doing?

01:57I place my bets for the office football pool.

02:00Football pool?

02:01Football pool

02:02Well, give me garlic and tell me I stink.

02:05No, I didn't know that was the case at work.

02:10It's not like it's so big that you can play football on it.

02:12Valky, a football pool is like the lottery.

02:17For one dollar you choose the teams you think will win on Sunday

02:20And whoever guesses the most winners wins.

02:23Wow

02:24And what does the winner who wins the most winners get?

02:30Well, about 65 dollars

02:33Don't mess with me!

02:37$65?

02:38I want to play

02:39Here, my dollar

02:41What do I do now?

02:43Okay, circle the teams you think will win

02:48Valky, keep in mind that choosing the winning football team is very complicated.

02:53If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

02:58Who should I give this to?

03:12Oh no, no, no! That's not how it was, that's not how it was

03:14I remember, I remember

03:15I just arrived by bus from Denver

03:19How tired are my arms?

03:25Wait a minute, no, no, no, no

03:26That wasn't the case.

03:27I can imagine it

03:28It's hard to be a comedian

03:36Ah, Bartókomos

03:39I don't know how you did it

03:41But you've won the football pools

03:44Valky has won the lottery

03:46Has Valky won the lottery?

03:49Has Valky won the lottery?

03:53And how much has he earned?

03:54Would you have earned $65 if it weren't for that anti-immigrant law?

03:59Sam, give her her money or I'll publish the letter your ex-wife sent to my office.

04:08You know, the one titled "Scammed in Chicago"

04:13This week we will forget the rule

04:19Thank you, Mr. Gortley

04:21Lidia, this week you have three letters

04:24Do you need help?

04:30I'll publish the letter anyway.

04:32Money makes the world go round

04:37Turn the world

04:38Turn the world

04:38Spin

04:39Money makes the world go round

04:42Turn the world

04:43You guessed all 13 winners

04:46How did you do it?

04:47Don't know

04:48Was it my shepherd's intuition?

04:53Shepherd's intuition?

04:56Yes, cousin, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense.

04:59Obviously a colt beats a colt

05:02And a lion beats a Bengal tiger

05:09After all, the lion is the king of the jungle

05:12I think the bills beat the charges

05:18Because no matter how much you charge to the account

05:21You always end up paying the bill.

05:24Well, Valky, the system is certainly amusing.

05:32But I wouldn't count on being lucky enough to win the lottery again.

05:37I prefer having a funny system than...

05:41The empty wallet

05:43Appleton, here's this week's ticket

06:03I need another one for Valky

06:05Because?

06:07Winning five weeks in a row isn't enough for him.

06:11Hey, Tom

06:20Yes, I'm Larry.

06:22Hey, are you still betting with a bookmaker?

06:27Can you tell me the name?

06:30The mule

06:30Is...

06:34Your last name?

06:37Can I have your phone number?

06:38I want to place football bets

06:40I know one thing for sure.

06:41Yeah

06:43Thank you

06:46Now, cousin

06:54I already have it

06:56Listen to this

06:58I just arrived from Los Angeles in...

07:02Good

07:03I'm so tired

07:06No, no, no, no

07:09Something's missing here.

07:11Valky, what happened to you?

07:14Oh, cousin

07:16Today is not my day

07:18It was at the printing press

07:21I told the boys I had won the lottery again.

07:23And they started patting me on the back and patting me on the chest

07:29They forgot that their hands were stained.

07:35And what is that yellow and green thing?

07:39It's a spinach omelet

07:41I was in the cafeteria, I told Millie, the waitress, that I had won the lottery again.

07:48And without meaning to, he spilled the whole tortilla on me.

07:52Fresh out of the microwave

07:57Okay, Valky, here's this week's ticket

08:02Why don't you fill it up?

08:05I can't, cousin

08:05Someone accidentally broke the tips of my pencils.

08:09Here, use mine.

08:11Well, Valky, are you going to ruin the fun of this week's football pools again?

08:19Oh no, I was going to place the bets

08:21Can I borrow your pencil?

08:24Clear

08:24Oh I'm sorry

08:30Just a minute, cousin

08:38I'm starting to see things darker than water

08:43Every time the topic of the lottery comes up, someone has an accident.

08:52And it's always me.

08:53I think the two things are related.

08:57I don't think so

09:00How will the bears fare this week?

09:03Cousin, listen to me

09:04They're all angry because I always win the football pools.

09:07So I'm not playing this week

09:08You can't leave it now

09:10Why not?

09:11You have committed to playing the football pools

09:13If you can't break the commitment

09:16Committed to whom?

09:17With who?

09:18With all those who participate

09:21With the game itself

09:23With America

09:24With all that this country means

09:26Why don't you burn the flag since you respect nothing?

09:33Cousin, I don't want to burn the flag

09:35But I don't want to keep playing

09:38I don't want people to be angry with me

09:40If you think they're angry now

09:42Wait until you tell them you're retiring

09:43Cousin, what if I explain to them that if I retire

09:46Will they have more chances to win?

09:48Valky, no

09:49They don't want to win alone.

09:50They want to defeat you

09:52Defeat me?

09:55Sink?

09:58Cousin, it's just a game

09:59Don't let me sink

10:00No, no, no, they don't want to sink you

10:03What they want is to beat you in the lottery.

10:05I tried to explain to you that it was complicated

10:07But you insisted on playing

10:09I fear there is no way out

10:10Why don't you fill out this form?

10:12Cousin, I'll do it later, later

10:14It's just that now I have...

10:17I need to get this crap off my pants

10:20Valky, what's wrong?

10:30Well...

10:31I played the football pools at the office

10:33These last five weeks

10:35Yeah?

10:36And I've won the last five.

10:39Would that depress anyone?

10:44Yeah

10:45Everyone is angry because I won

10:50I wish I didn't have to keep playing anymore

10:53Why don't you leave it?

10:55I wanted to leave it

10:56But cousin Larry said

10:57That would only make people even angrier.

10:59Because they don't just want to win

11:01But not defeat me

11:03Why don't you let yourself go?

11:07But...

11:07How is that done?

11:10Bet on the losers

11:11You will continue playing

11:12But another will win.

11:13Marian, you're brilliant!

11:18Thank you, Valky

11:19You inspire me

11:20Know?

11:25You make me sweat too

11:27Hello, Valky

11:36Have you filled out the football pools form?

11:39Hi, Larry

11:40Hi, Mary

11:40I hadn't seen you

11:41We were going to the movies right now.

11:46Great

11:47Why don't you fill out the football pools form before you leave?

11:48I'll take her to Mr. Gordplay

11:50OK

11:53I've filled it out

11:55That's it

12:05Very good

12:07Great

12:08Have fun!

12:10Don't come back late

12:11Bye

12:12Bye

12:13Bye

12:14Listen, it's

12:23The mule

12:24Listen, I'm Larry Appleton

12:27Tom told me to call him

12:29Yes I want

12:30I want to do

12:30Ten football bets

12:32One thousand dollars each

12:34Exact

12:36Ten of the greats

12:38That is!

12:55I did it!

12:56I did it!

12:57I didn't get a single one right!

12:58I'm proud of you

13:00Thank you, Mary Ann

13:02It will be great to go to work tomorrow

13:04And don't throw food at me.

13:05How come he's not late seeing the results?

13:09Oh, he's gone to the Sports Grill

13:11They have ten televisions so they can watch all the matches at the same time

13:16He must be having the time of his life

13:19Are you okay?

13:38Mary Ann

13:39Do you mind if I talk to Valky?

13:41Alone?

13:44I don't know why not

13:45Ah, now

13:51Clear

13:52I have to go anyway

13:53Goodbye, Mary Ann

13:55Valky, do you realize that you haven't gotten a single match right today?

14:09I know, it's not wonderful

14:11How do you know?

14:14I copied your bets

14:15Cousin, you surprise me

14:17You should know that cheaters don't win.

14:19I know now

14:21How could you have failed all the tests?

14:30Okay, cousin, tie yourself up

14:31It was your idea

14:33Yes, you said

14:34You said people would be happy to beat me

14:39So I decided to bet on the losers so that everyone would be happy.

14:44Not everyone

14:47Valky

14:52I took your results

14:55And I bet ten thousand dollars with a bookmaker

14:59Did you bet ten thousand dollars with an athlete?

15:04Corridor

15:09Corridor

15:10Corridor

15:10A bookmaker is a person who accepts sports bets.

15:13And now I owe that guy

15:15Ten thousand dollars

15:17Oh, silly

15:21Cousin, in my post we had someone like that.

15:25Crazy Jimmy

15:27If you bet on the sheep races and didn't pay him

15:35He would shave your head and call you baldy in front of your parents

15:39Oh, you're awful

15:44Frightening

15:45Well, Valky, this is America.

15:50Things are somewhat different.

15:51If you don't pay a runner, he'll probably break your legs.

15:56Cousin, no

15:58We can't allow this, I'm going to call the police

16:00No, no, no, Valky, Valky, Valky

16:03Don't call the police anymore

16:04Cousin, I have to call, what he's going to do to you is illegal.

16:07Betting with a bookmaker is also an option.

16:08Cousin, how could you have done something illegal?

16:11I don't know, it was a stupid thing to do, I'm sorry

16:13But, but, what do you want me to do, Valky?

16:15He knows my name

16:16He knows where I live

16:18He knows where I keep my legs.

16:21Hey, Cousin

16:28What are you going to do?

16:32Well, there's only one thing I can do.

16:36Bet another ten thousand dollars on tomorrow's game

16:40Cousin, I don't know what the game is tomorrow.

16:43But if they break your legs for ten thousand dollars

16:46For twenty thousand, they might break something you really need.

16:51But that won't happen.

17:00Because if you choose tomorrow's winner, I won't owe you anything.

17:03Now let's see who's playing

17:05Wait a minute, not so fast

17:07What, what, what's going on?

17:08Cousin, the only way I'm going to help you

17:11It's if you promise that you will never

17:13And I say never, never, never

17:17You'll never bet with anyone again.

17:20Valky, I promise you I will never

17:23And I say never, never, never, never

17:26I will never bet with anyone again.

17:28And promise you'll take me to Disneyland

17:30I promise I'll pack you up

17:32It was worth a try

17:37Okay, I'll help you.

17:38Okay, okay

17:40Now, do what you need to do

17:43For your intuition to work...

17:46Pastor!

17:47I need to relax

17:49Relax?

17:49Yeah?

17:51Put your feet on something

17:53Pillow, a pillow for the head

17:56Anything else?

18:00Yeah

18:00Can you bring Dimitri to me?

18:10Can you turn off that light?

18:16Well

18:18That's it

18:20Ready?

18:23Ready

18:24The Packers

18:26And the Browns

18:28Who will win?

18:30Browns or Packers

18:31Browns or Packers

18:33Browns or Packers

18:34Can you repeat the question?

18:38The Browns or Packers

18:42The Browns or Packers

18:44The Browns or Packers

18:46I don't know, cousin

18:49I can't do it if you pressure me.

18:50That's good.

18:51Relax, relax, relax

18:53Relax, relax, relax

18:54No pressure

18:56No pressure

18:58My life is at stake.

19:00The Browns or Packers

19:05The Browns

19:07The Browns

19:08Yeah

19:08The Browns

19:09The Browns

19:09Yeah

19:09Browns

19:10They have no chance of winning the game

19:18The Packers

19:18They have the ball 25 meters away.

19:20Muffet moves to the back to pass the ball

19:22He's killing time.

19:23He gives it a long shot that's so, so hot.

19:26Yeah

19:27Valky

19:28All the Browns have to do to win is keep it up for the remaining 30 seconds.

19:32Valky

19:38Thank you

19:39I owe you my legs

19:41And anything else they could break.

19:43You're welcome, cousin

19:45Hey, I'd like a soda after all that yelling.

19:50Do you want one?

19:51Yes, I want to.

19:52He walks away and throws the ball to Taylor

19:55Taylor hesitates

19:56Hesitating?

19:57Don't put the Packers on the ball

19:59I'm on the 30th

20:00They have 40

20:01What a chain!

20:03I'm at 50

20:04It's on the 40th!

20:05It's on the 40th!

20:06The 40!

20:07Grab him!

20:08Grab him!

20:08Drop it!

20:10Drop it!

20:11Follow the girl!

20:12Grab him!

20:14Smash him!

20:16Drop it!

20:17It's on the foot!

20:18No!

20:19Effect!

20:19No!

20:20He's tripped!

20:21Yeah!

20:22Mile of a pleasant one!

20:25That's good?

20:26No

20:27It's bad

20:28It's very bad

20:30Val what?

20:31I'm leaving the country

20:32The Packers have time to make one more play

20:37Take it out!

20:38You fly to the ball!

20:40Grab him!

20:41Grab him!

20:44Grab him!

20:45Grab him by the knees!

20:46Alive!

20:47Grab him by the knees!

20:49Grab him!

20:50Grab him!

20:51Grab him!

20:52Grab him!

20:53Grab him!

20:55Grab him!

20:56Where am I going?

20:57Leave him an entertainer!

20:58No, Eva!

20:58Eve!

20:59Now!

21:00It was an urgent matter, girl!

21:02Grab it if the area shows!

21:03In confusion and struggle!

21:05Whoever scores the first goal will be the winner!

21:09Who has the ball?

21:11Don't know!

21:11Eve!

21:12The players have been found!

21:14The Browns have the ball!

21:16Come on Browns!

21:17Come on Browns!

21:18Yes! Bulky! Bulky! Bulky! Bulky! I won! I won!

21:24I don't owe him anything! I can keep my legs!

21:27No, cousin! We're happy for the dance of joy

21:31Dy me! Dy me! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy! Dy!

21:48Valky, I've learned my lesson

21:54I will never bet on a football match again.

21:58Okay, cousin, that's fine.

22:00Sport is for fun, not for risking your life

22:03You're absolutely right

22:08Thank you for rescuing me

22:10Cousin, you're welcome, man

22:11And next week we fly to Atlanta

22:14How could I get tired of the dishes?

22:18That was Atlanta

22:48How could I get tired of the dishes?

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