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El padre de Jennifer viene de visita y, cuando Larry se entera de que tiene pensado jugar al golf, se ofrece a acompañarle. Jennifer esperaba que Larry mintiera para impresionar a su padre, pero en realidad él sí juega al golf. Así que le pide que pierda el partido porque su padre es muy mal perdedor, y él accede. Trae a Balki como compañero, esperando que él no sepa jugar al golf y así le resulte más fácil perder el partido, pero, como de costumbre, Balki adapta el juego a algo de su país natal y resulta que le sale bien.

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00:00Distant Cousins
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04:05Valky, I play golf. Come on, look at this.
04:09Oh, po, po, po, po, po, po.
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04:23120 meters
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04:33And it says
04:35If you are a good golfer
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04:55It is lighter than those from Mipos.
04:58Do you have golf at Mipos?
05:00We have Ban Bon Pocky Noki Wacky Yahoo.
05:05Ban Bon Pocky Noki Wacky Yahoo?
05:09Yes, it is played with stakes and pieces of rock.
05:13Pimo.
05:15Stand here.
05:16Ban Bon Pocky Noki Wacky Wacky Wacky Wacky.
05:26What are you doing?
05:34Am I tempering my Wacky Wacky?
05:39Valky, this is not Ban Bon Pocky Noki Wacky Yahoo.
05:44This is golf.
05:48If you play golf, you'd better do it well.
05:50Yes, bring it.
05:52Golf is played with a very loose, relaxed and graceful swing.
05:59OK?
06:00Now gently take the stick.
06:04Yeah.
06:06Take a comfortable position.
06:10Keep your feet loose.
06:14OK.
06:16Close your elbows.
06:18Your dolls.
06:20Your knees.
06:21Your neck.
06:25Okay, go ahead, hit.
06:27Nine meters to the left.
06:42I could throw it further.
06:48If you don't have something nice to say, it's best to say nothing.
06:52And besides, I'm going to do better on Saturday.
06:58Saturday?
06:59Is that when we'll play with Jennifer and her dad?
07:02I'm sorry.
07:04I wasn't planning on asking you to come and play with us.
07:09Why not?
07:09What I need is a partner to play with.
07:16Oh, okay, fine.
07:18I understand.
07:20But if you need someone to play Bambón, Pókinoki, Waki, Yahoo, will you call me?
07:25The first one.
07:26And remember, 28 players are needed per team.
07:39Hello, Jennifer, come in.
07:41Hello.
07:42Larry, I wanted to talk to you about Saturday's golf game.
07:46I know.
07:47Do you think I lied about being able to play golf?
07:51It just so happens that I'm an excellent golfer.
07:53So you haven't lied about this?
07:56No.
07:58Did I expect you to be lying?
08:01Well, this time I didn't have to lie.
08:04I'm good.
08:05Why is it so hard for you to accept?
08:09Larry, my father is a very bad player and a very bad loser.
08:13So if you beat golf, it'll be much worse than last night, if that's even possible.
08:21Well, it's simple.
08:24I won't beat him.
08:26Thanks, Larry.
08:28But it's true that I'm good.
08:30Yeah.
08:32Now all we need is a really bad player.
08:35Do you know any?
08:37Hi, Jennifer.
08:39Hello.
08:40I think I can manage to get one.
08:42How do they get the sheep to eat the grass so evenly?
09:07Larry, why don't you go out?
09:21Good.
09:21Don't make it too obvious.
09:26Peaceful.
09:27I can make a golf ball do anything.
09:29I think I hit it underneath again.
09:58No, I can't solve the problem.
10:02Well, no scare.
10:05Hit one.
10:05You're good.
10:12It's one of the worst blows I've ever seen.
10:14Thank you.
10:16Shit.
10:17Shit.
10:18Too low.
10:35But excellent form, sir.
10:38Excellent.
10:40Valky, it's your turn.
10:41Guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca.
11:01Guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca.
11:05What the hell is he doing?
11:12I'd say 260 meters right in the middle of the track.
11:20It's been nice going out with you.
11:23Great shot, Valky.
11:25Thanks a lot
11:26And what is your handicap?
11:31Especially the accent
11:32Valky
11:47You were awful in the apartment.
11:50And here you send the ball a kilometer
11:52What happened?
11:53Well, cousin, after the other day
11:55When I was hitting with the balancing doctor
11:58I took some time to think
12:01And I came to a conclusion
12:02I'm terrible at American golf
12:08And on the other hand
12:10I'm not going to blow my nose out.
12:12But...
12:14I'm pretty terrible
12:17At Van Bon Pocky Noki Wacky Yahoo
12:19So I decided to do things
12:22In a natural way
12:23Although, as you say
12:24It feels like I've been shaken by a hurly.
12:26Valky
12:29You're beating Mr. Lions
12:32Well, the difficult thing would be not to do it.
12:35Mr. Lions is our guest
12:39I know.
12:40It goes against the rules
12:42Win over a guest
12:44Why didn't you tell me?
12:47Because I thought you knew
12:49No, I didn't know.
12:51Hey, I personally would never say that
12:57But there are people who would call what you do...
13:02Trap
13:04Cousin, I've never cheated in my life.
13:10I know
13:11Never
13:11I know
13:12Never
13:12I know, Valky
13:13That's why I wanted to point it out to you
13:15Cousin, I don't want to cheat Mr. Lions
13:22I don't want to cheat anyone
13:24Look, here's what you have to do
13:26It's about continuing to hit the ball as hard and as far as you can.
13:31But never place it near the hole.
13:35Before giving it to him ten or eleven times
13:37How does Mr. Lions do it?
13:42Yeah
13:42Yes, exactly like Mr. Lions does
13:45And then everything will be alright?
13:47Everyone will be happy
13:49Thanks for the advice, Cousin
13:51I'll do my best to look bad
13:55Guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca, guaca
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14:30How's the score coming, Larry?
14:33Let's see...
14:35Yeah.
14:37You and your father are one point behind.
14:42Mr. Lyons, it seems that Valky and I have pulled apart on the ninth hole.
14:47Don't be so hard on yourself, Larry.
14:49Better players than you have fallen when I've put pressure on them.
14:52Great shot, Dad!
15:01Yes, big hit, Mr. Lyons.
15:05I played better when I was six.
15:09Guys, thanks for doing this for me.
15:11Oh, don't even mention it.
15:13Don't worry, I won't.
15:14If Dad knew you were cheating to lose, he would be angry.
15:18Thank you.
15:22Okay, it's my turn.
15:27Cousin, can I talk to you privately?
15:30Not now, Valky. I have to lose a little.
15:35Cousin, you told me I cheated to win.
15:40And it turns out I'm cheating because I lost.
15:43You've turned me into a cheating loser.
15:46Which, if you think about it, is stupid.
15:54It's for a good cause.
15:56When I lose the next point, Mr. Lyons will love me.
16:00Now let me play.
16:00But he won't love the real you.
16:02The Larry Appetone who loves raindrops on roses and cats' whiskers.
16:06Think about it, cousin.
16:09Someday you'll want to marry Jennifer.
16:12What are you going to do?
16:13Will you play golf badly for the rest of your life?
16:16I can do it.
16:18But it won't just be golf.
16:21Losing a few hands at bridge?
16:23A game of checkers?
16:24Did you get it wrong at Pictionary?
16:27Great deal!
16:28Come on, Larry.
16:30We're putting everything on the line at this point.
16:32If you lose, I win.
16:34Cousin, this reminds me of something that happened once in my post.
16:48Every Friday, Debo, the butcher, gave free bone soup to the widows of the village.
16:55So, every Friday, Uncle Triftos dressed up as a widow to get free bone soup.
17:00Everything was going well until the butcher fell in love with him and asked him out to dance.
17:08Well, after the first date, Uncle Triftos decided to give up bone soup, changed his name, and moved to another town.
17:17Does it have a moral?
17:19Of course, I don't know how to do it and I say so.
17:21You can pretend to be someone else and eat free bone soup, but sooner or later you'll have to dance with the butcher.
17:32Go ahead, Larry.
17:55Well done, cousin!
17:57I am proud.
18:07Larry, you won.
18:10I don't know you anymore.
18:22Happens.
18:23Happens.
18:27Valky, is Larry there?
18:31No, but I'll be waiting for him anytime.
18:34I want to apologize.
18:39Oh.
18:40Oh.
18:43I accept.
18:45Valky wants to apologize to Larry.
18:47Dad and I had a talk about his anger on the golf course and I admitted to asking Larry to lose so that Dad wouldn't get upset.
18:57I feel really bad about that.
18:58I hope Larry will forgive me.
19:04Jennifer, Mr. Lyons.
19:06Larry, I have something to tell you.
19:09Well, there's something I'd like to tell you.
19:11Something is oppressing me and I want to get rid of it.
19:14Don't do it, cousin.
19:16Yes, I have to say it.
19:18Well, you know what?
19:19I don't think you should...
19:20Listen to her, she's rich.
19:21Jennifer.
19:22Please, please, please, please, let me do this.
19:34Mr. Lyons, yes, you're going to let him win at golf because...
19:39I like your daughter.
19:40Great, does anyone want coffee?
19:42Barking, please.
19:49I could have left you in your socks, but I wanted you to like me.
19:53And now I realize that what he thinks of me shouldn't be so important.
19:57What matters is what Jennifer thinks of me and what I think of myself.
20:02Frankly, sir, I think you're a pompous, senile old man drowning in a paper bag.
20:07Have you finished yet?
20:11Yes, I think that's all.
20:13And what did he want to say now?
20:16I wanted to apologize.
20:22Couldn't you stop me?
20:23Not even a bulldozer could stop you.
20:29Larry, I deserve it.
20:32Somewhere along the way I seem to have lost sight of the fact that golf is fun.
20:38I'm sorry for having behaved like a pompous, senile old man.
20:42Well, golf plays strange tricks on people.
20:47He does it with me.
20:49Hey, let's play for real next time.
20:54I'd love to.
20:56It's been a pleasure, Valky.
20:58Do you know what to do on a golf course?
21:00Well, thank you very much, but it really isn't difficult.
21:03The holes are numbered.
21:10I'll have to pay attention next time.
21:13Well, goodbye to both of you.
21:14I'm upstairs, Jennifer.
21:15Goodbye, sir.
21:17Bye bye.
21:20I'm proud of you, Larry.
21:21It's been wonderful how you've stood up to my father.
21:39Call your mother and I'll give her a piece of my brain.
21:43Okay, Larry.
21:45Okay, see you tomorrow.
21:49Bye bye.
21:50Goodbye, Valky.
21:51Bye bye.
21:56Cousin, you did the right thing.
21:59Already.
22:00Thank you, Valky.
22:01I finally realized that honesty is the best policy.
22:08Well, I've been wearing myself out with you for a long time.
22:14You know, this whole truth thing works like hunting friends.
22:19Women love it.
22:22Women love it.
22:23Women love it.
22:23Quota doesn't know.
22:24And, well, it gives me.
22:24MSILE.
22:26Women are driven by emotions.
22:28No.
22:28No.
22:28But, when already.
22:29See you tomorrow.
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22:40Thanks for watching the video.
23:10Thanks for watching the video.
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