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Larry se entera de que su padre no puede pagar la matrícula de su hermana en Julliard y quiere que Larry le ayude si puede. Larry intenta encontrar una forma de conseguir el dinero. Cuando sufre un accidente, siguiendo el consejo de Gorpley, decide demandar a la persona que le atropelló para obtener una indemnización que podría utilizar para pagar la matrícula de su hermana. Cuando Balki se entera de esto, intenta que Larry deje de hacer lo que está haciendo.

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00:00DISTANT COUSINS
00:30DISTANT COUSINS
01:00DISTANT COUSINS
01:30You and your girlfriend, Jennifer Lyons, are going to be the stars of the tennis championship. Why? Because surprise! I decorated your tennis racket!
01:41Thank you, Valky!
01:48Well, you don't seem very happy. Do you think I went overboard with the bells?
01:56No, no. I love jingle bells. But my sister Elaine called. She's been awarded a scholarship to the Juilliard School of Music.
02:06That's great!
02:07Not entirely. They've only given him part of the scholarship.
02:10Does that mean he can only go to one part of the Academy?
02:13No.
02:15No. It means they only pay half of the tuition.
02:18You will not be able to enroll in the Academy if you do not get the other $3,855.
02:24Does cousin Elaine have that money?
02:27Of course not. That's why he called me.
02:30Oh!
02:32And do you have that money?
02:35Of course not.
02:37But I promised her I'd get the money, and I'm not going to let her down. I need to think of a way to earn it.
02:42Cousin! Cousin! You know what? In my post...
02:44In my post there is a surefire way to make money by serving people goat's milk and pork moro for breakfast.
02:49All that you want for 50,000 dictas and a limit of 10 per family.
02:58Let me think about it.
03:10Val, what happened to you?
03:12After we left the bank we had a car accident.
03:15We stopped at a red light, but the one behind us didn't.
03:18And he hit us from behind, right on our butts.
03:28Cousin, I can fix it for you. I used to take care of sheep with back spasms.
03:35Grab your head.
03:37Valky, please.
03:43Valky, please.
03:46Valky, please.
03:47Valky, please.
03:51Don't help me, please.
03:55Don't help me.
03:57Don't help me.
04:02Sorry.
04:06Appleton, Bartók Comus has to sort the mail.
04:09If you want to rest, sleep at your own table.
04:11He is not resting, he is suffering.
04:17He was in a car accident and Larry hurt his back.
04:20And I hurt my finger, my little finger.
04:24Act like you have a heart, Sam.
04:26Oh, how terrible!
04:31Outside the table, we have to deliver the mail.
04:34I'll get up right away or it'll pass.
04:37Cousin, let me help you.
04:38No no!
04:40Don't help me.
04:44I think that's my finger, my pinky.
04:46I know.
04:48I saw dislocated backs in my time.
04:59In fact, I've dislocated some myself in my time.
05:07So take my advice, go to the hospital to get it checked out.
05:10It's nothing, my back dislocates often.
05:13Help me get up.
05:15Oh, much better.
05:19Thank you for your interest.
05:21But I know how to fix this.
05:22A little ice, a heating pad
05:24And I'm sure it will return to its place on its own.
05:28I have a heating pad in my desk drawer.
05:31I won't need it until the 26th.
05:36Cousin, I'll go get the ice.
05:38Do you prefer it wet or dry?
05:40Wet.
05:42Excellent choice.
05:43Smoke-free and does not stick to the skin.
05:45Thank you so much!
05:50Thank you so much!
05:56Thank you so much!
05:59Okay, do you have a lawyer yet?
06:18That?
06:20A lawyer?
06:22Appleton, they rammed you from behind.
06:24You could sue that guy and get him to compensate you.
06:27But my back has settled, I'm fine.
06:30Hey?
06:31I don't think it's fair that someone should pay because I'm injured when I'm not.
06:38Appleton wouldn't have to pay anything, but his insurance company would.
06:42For his company, paying four or five thousand dollars means nothing.
06:51Four or five thousand dollars?
06:53Yes, but hey, maybe you don't know what to spend that money on.
06:57Four or five thousand dollars.
07:04Dr. Bolvo has said that the best thing Cousin Larry can do is nothing.
07:16And I'm here to make sure he does.
07:20She's behaving like an angel.
07:22Cousin.
07:22But the worst thing of all is the mental anguish.
07:29Other?
07:30No.
07:31I mean that when you're used to being an active, vital, and independent member of society,
07:38It's hard having to sit around and not being able to do things for yourself.
07:43Even simple things, like picking up a magazine, tying my shoes, or turning on the television, are impossible.
08:00And, of course, the pain is sometimes very unbearable.
08:10But, in reality, the worst thing is this helplessness.
08:15This complete dependence on another being.
08:19I think this is it...
08:20Harder to bear.
08:41It must be hell.
08:43Today, girls, this...
08:47He is exhausted.
08:48I'm afraid the visit is over.
08:52We'll come see you tomorrow, Larry.
08:54And don't worry about the tennis championship.
08:56We'll be able to play in the next one.
08:58Ah!
08:58What a shame, Jennifer, with such a beautiful outfit you bought!
09:03Don't cancel it yet.
09:05A miracle can always happen.
09:13Get well soon, Larry.
09:28Bye bye.
09:28Bye bye.
09:29Get well soon.
09:30Thank you.
09:32I'm not going to miss that tennis championship.
09:34Cousin, Larry, get that idea of playing tennis out of your little iridescent mind.
09:39You need to do a lot of rehabilitation before you can even start thinking about doubles with Jennifer.
09:46You may be right, Valky, but it's like having a goal or something to strive for.
09:54Now, listen, I'm going to the market to get you some things with high fiber content.
10:03You just sit there and leave the fight to us.
10:09Why am I so resourceful?
10:17Don't know.
10:26It's the third ball of thirst.
10:32In the mixed doubles championship, Appleton begins his perfect serve motion to the back of the court.
10:42But it's back.
10:43Jennifer's beautiful outfit moves in the breeze.
10:48While watching Appleton send an incredible passing shot down the line.
10:52Oh no!
10:53They returned her with a balloon.
10:54Appleton backtracks and sends a definitive spot.
10:58The victor raises his arms, game, thirst, match.
11:04The spectators cheer him.
11:10Haven't you seen this?
11:13I've seen it.
11:15It's a miracle.
11:16For a moment I was completely healed, completely...
11:20But...
11:20The moment has passed.
11:24Bye bye.
11:26I thought you were going to the store.
11:28I forgot my car keys.
11:30Lucky me.
11:31Can...
11:32Can you help me to the sofa?
11:36Yeah.
11:36You're right.
11:43I need to start doing these things for myself.
11:48That's it.
11:54You don't believe anything, sorry.
11:57No, I don't believe any of it.
11:59Okay, okay.
12:03I understand why you think it's wrong from your point of view.
12:10What's wrong?
12:13But you have to understand that I'm only doing this for Elaine.
12:17Are you only doing this for Elaine?
12:19Cousin, your lies are overflowing because of your tiquis mamas.
12:22No no.
12:24It's true that I'm doing it for Elaine.
12:26You see, the guy who hit us has insurance and I can get money from his insurance company for my back pain.
12:32Are you referring to that back pain you don't have?
12:34Yes, that one.
12:36And I'm going to take the money and give it to Elaine to go to Juilliard.
12:40And nothing you say or do will change my mind.
12:47Oh, really?
12:48What do you think?
12:49Liar, liar!
12:50Tiresome pants!
12:56Well, let me tell you, sir, hot pants!
13:07I won't finish until the sisters grow hairs.
13:11Happens!
13:31Mr. Appleton, this is Joseph Garber from the insurance company.
13:36Please have a seat.
13:39Yes, it's already on wheels.
13:40Nice touch.
13:43I have read the report about his accident.
13:47Papastiki!
13:48Papastiki!
13:49Papastiki!
13:50Papastiki!
13:51Papastiki!
13:52Papastiki!
13:53Papastiki!
13:54Papastiki!
13:55Papastiki!
13:56Papastiki!
13:57Papastiki!
13:58Papastiki!
13:59Papastiki!
14:00Papastiki!
14:02Papastiki!
14:03Papastiki!
14:04Papastiki!
14:05Papastiki!
14:06Papastiki!
14:07Papastiki!
14:08Papastiki!
14:09Papastiki!
14:10Papastiki!
14:11Papastiki!
14:12Papastiki!
14:13Papastiki!
14:14Papastiki!
14:19Papastiki!
14:20What are you doing?
14:22What are you doing?
14:36I prepare to sing the hipapapokino, jachubachubambú.
14:42The Miposian litany of truth.
14:47Do you have to do it now?
14:49Yes, I do, cousin. It's possible there's still a spark of honesty left in you.
14:58And if such a spark exists among the embers, the hipipapapokino, jachubachubambú, will turn it into a flame.
15:13Okay, fine, but sing quietly. I'm negotiating.
15:19Bastiki et ha-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ba-jum!
15:23Obey-bi-pi-mili-pi-mili-ipipapapokino, jachubachubambú!
15:27You lying piece of shit!
15:28Draibo! Draibo! Draibo!
15:30Iki-ki-ki-ba-jum!
15:32Obey-bi-pi-mili-pi-mili-ipipapapokino, jachubachubambú!
15:35To the top now!
15:36What people can do to make it rain.
15:44Okay, where were we?
15:47Based on the accident report and your medical record, we are prepared to offer you fair compensation of two thousand dollars for your pain and suffering.
15:56Two thousand dollars?
15:58That barely covers my pain, let alone my suffering.
16:02I was thinking something like...
16:06...three thousand eight hundred and seventy-five dollars.
16:09Well.
16:11You've set a high price, Mr. Appleton, but it's a deal.
16:13I'll prepare the papers.
16:14Enough! Enough! Enough!
16:37It's over!
16:39You can stop reciting the litany of truth now!
16:41I've already done it, cousin!
16:42The litany of truth has failed, as we have seen.
16:48Now I am singing the litany of...
16:50...miposian hope by Elaine.
16:55I only hope you don't condemn her to the same fate that befell the great Miposian accordionist, Umpomusicaco.
17:06Umpomusicaco?
17:08I'd never heard of him.
17:10Few have heard of him.
17:12And do you know why?
17:17Because he too started a promising career as a musician, but...
17:23...with dirty money.
17:27Tragic.
17:30Tell me about it later.
17:31I'll tell you now.
17:39I'm lost.
17:45You see, cousin, when Umpo was very young, his brother Bimbo...
17:49...gave him money to buy his first accordion...
17:54...and for years, Umpo played the most beautiful music in all of Mipos.
18:01They said he could make sheep jump.
18:04What am I saying, making the sheep jump?
18:07He made them tap dance!
18:09Until one day, Umpo discovered...
18:24...that the money his brother Bimbo had given him was stolen.
18:29He started playing really badly, which...
18:31...on the accordion it can be quite annoying.
18:34His brother's dishonesty...
18:43...had taken it away...
18:44...the greatest joy of his life, his music.
18:49I just hope you don't condemn Elaine to the same fate.
18:56Mr. Appleton, I think I have everything in order now.
19:00Cousin, I think Mr. Garber wants to talk to you.
19:04Listen, we both know this isn't honest...
19:09...and we both know that deep down in your heart...
19:14...you are an honest man...
19:16...and not a bimbo.
19:27If you sign here...
19:29...my company will send you a check for...
19:32...$3,875.
19:34Something wrong?
19:46Yeah...
19:47...I just remembered that...
19:51...I suffered a similar blow when I was an explorer.
19:55If there's a possibility that this is just a relapse from that blow...
20:01...well, I...
20:02...let's say...
20:06...my conscience will not allow me to accept their money.
20:14You're joking, right?
20:15I ask for the floor.
20:22Cousin Larry doesn't joke around when it comes to matters of conscience.
20:27Great.
20:27In that case, if you sign this cancellation order here...
20:34...I will be able to leave.
20:43My colleagues at the office aren't going to believe it.
20:45Cousin, you haven't done it, you haven't done it!
20:50I'm proud of you.
20:52Thank you.
20:56But I wouldn't have had to do what's right if...
21:00...had been doing the wrong thing for the past five days.
21:03But, cousin...
21:06...normally, each person's consciousness takes some time to react.
21:10Is five days okay for you?
21:15I suppose so.
21:18But I've wasted the last five days...
21:20...when I should have been thinking of a way to raise the money for Elaine's tuition.
21:24Well, maybe we can sell something.
21:28I know!
21:30We will sell my car.
21:31Valky, you paid six hundred dollars for that car.
21:35I don't think they gave us three thousand eight hundred and seventy-five.
21:39Not even if we removed the dents.
21:41Which is impossible.
21:48She's my sister and there's only one thing I can do.
21:53Sell my car.
21:55Oh, cousin.
21:57Your sister is very lucky to have you as a brother.
22:01Thank you, Valky.
22:04Let's go to the used car dealerships.
22:10Valky, you're not going out like that, are you?
22:16Of course not.
22:18He doesn't make a fool of himself.
22:23He would look like a fool like that.
22:27Come on, let's negotiate the advantage.
22:29That?
22:29Thank you!
22:59Thank you!
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